```/TwoKinds General/ #2025-29Christmas EditionNewest Page: https://twokinds.keenspot.com/Comic: https://twokinds.keenspot.com/?p=archiveTwoKinds Content Masterpaste: https://pastebin.com/HNYVbauJSketch Archive: https://2karchive.xyz/extrasThread Archive: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/TwoKinds%20General%20Newest%20Page/type/op/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>80058853love me some big titted reni pls
>>80049761Its WAY better than the text one for my dyslexic ass and works fine, perfectly even, for posting in threadsbut making the thread? I think it took like 10 attempts, definately buggy for some reasion.
>>80060213When those first rolled out, I did see someone say that to make a thread you have to solve the captcha 3 times. At the time I assumed they just referred to the 3 challenges within the same captcha, but maybe you actually do have to do 3x3 sets. Even if you get each question right 19 times out of 20, I think that means you'll have a 14% chance of getting it wrong when posting, ~40% chance of failing to start a thread on the first try and having to solve 9 challenges again, before we account for bugs in the captcha itself marking correct solutions as incorrect.
>>80050156>>80057929>>80058924Loving all of these! Any chance we could get Nat next? Appreciated^^>>80052754This is lovely aswell^^
MLP/EQG Bimbo ThreadFull Moon Full Fuck Clothing EditionPrevious Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/79542623All Previous Threads:https://rentry.org/kdwotBimbo Timeline:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_WC5SKBrHsI1LtwQuquJOsz19qtTjZwB8uYth1ATtiI/edit?usp=sharingAlternate source for above stories:https://mega.nz/folder/5cMmnbZY#2GiBIHHAjBWKZAS_Wg_m1wDownload archive of every pre-pastebin purge story: u.smutty.horse/lypxarkwhqy.rarComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
/gmad/ - Gay Monsters, Aliens, and Demons Thread #646"It's Still STILL Krampus Season!" editionA /gayy/ & /doom/ Company tm et. all of xenophilia and teratophilia on trash for degenerates who like weird dicks and other overlooked assortments.Things we like>Monsters, aliens, and demons. (Copyrighted or otherwise)>Fantasy/mythical creatures. (Dragons, werewolves, etc.)>Robots.>Unconventional furry species.Things we don’t like>Sparkledogs (MLP)>Conventional furry species (Lions, tigers, and bears (oh my))>Humans by themselves>AI Slop (Catbox links are okay)General consensus is to just post what you like; if less than two people complain about it, it should be okay. We’re all chill here, so let’s keep it that way.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Need 2 kiss the big Darksiders demon
>>80058800Still mad I couldn't fuck that guy
>>80059871I'm sure there'll be others like him in The Muds, whenever Meandraco updates the game
>>80059783>tfw Darksiders 4 still has no confirmed release dateI just wanna see my favourite cute demon merchant again
>>80051009Fat gmads make my dick ache like nothing else.The bigger the are, the better the mounting.
edizione The End.PT v1.1.28 https://datanodes.to/u4rv6cgzzsvs/Pizza-Tower-AnkerGames.rarBYOC v2.0 https://allfearthesentinel.com/zandronum/download.php?file=byocv2.0.pk3Antonblast v1.1.2f https://mega.nz/file/Q0AAEQLb#IsRQoRJZV3uJj3fV_-PNZxZLeonbKlavfwbQJSvDTBY>Old Buildshttps://mega.nz/folder/W9ZxEAxJ#T0yji1Y-VTeJlpXeu9vbsg>DecompsDemo 1 Engine https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ThGUiwttZ63h11UpfrdP8B7KaoqnnjVg/viewGMS 2022 https://drive.google.com/file/d/1CW_LN07NEd3ISn8DDNwEEKjso8-0e7g7/viewGMS 2023 https://mega.nz/file/bFhQ0LLa#ga3tVIL1c07uXWmzZD9QbWYFsulLIirjKL_sdINmcxUXmas Break https://drive.google.com/file/d/1JWaJcetWX8Wp_zS_khrkBjTNZXMgGMzI/viewSeptember 2021 https://archive.org/details/september-build-decompComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>80030514>the EEnE reference in one of the sprays was changed to a mortadelo y filemón one for the spanish versionincredibly based
>>80059482It's not like they can't replace Brulo's VA. Brulo's voice is just a principal mcvicker impression. If summit ever decides to make another anton game then they can just get a new voice actor for Brulo and we can enjoy our sweaty, fat, balding yellow guy being able to speak again.
Caressing Maurice's rolls.
>>80028342What does she envy, exactly? That she can't cum out of her anatomically accurate pseudopenis like Anton can out of his dick?
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>>80061429very true. and usually I would have typical sunday feeling of tomorrow is the start of another work week, but I have two weeks off so I'm chilling
>>80061630i was gonna kick your shin for that but you posted yooa so it's ok
https://x.com/LXXE_S3/status/2002713380143206508 my heart hurts they're so breathtakingly beautiful >>80061565 the worst part is that the 30 pack of smol candy canes was the cheapest option... might just bring them with me to mums place and "forget" to bring them home
oh my god and I just realised they're going to sell blonde lynn as objekts what is their problem, modhaus wants me to be poor I guess it's early but goodnight, I need to emotionally recover
>>80061723https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITJlByULnhY
Anal Sex Edition>Read PREQUELhttps://www.prequeladventure.com/2011/03/prequel-begin/Rise of the Spider Cult: https://www.prequeladventure.com/this/rise/>Official Booruhttps://www.prequeladventure.com/fanartbooru/>Kaz Stream Archivehttps://messhole.net/kazstreams/https://anonfiles com/J9Y91en7z1/kazstreams_zip>>Original Content>Shittyquests:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>80054680And pushing eggs into her?
anyone got some katia and horse stuff, im in a mood
>>80060116>>80032375this angle would be so good with a horse and bellybulge
>>80059180I don't know how would that work. But I am ok with it.
>>80053291Oh yeah. The itty-kitty cock barbs.
Stories:By Raconza>Without You in the Darkhttps://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/78166688/#q78219783By LizardBro>Wingman Chronicles 2https://rentry.co/hw7ruhqbBy Raconza>Dragon's Duethttps://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/76483080/#76493589By Indianon>Susie's Birthday FavorComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>80061481>Gap in the tooth somehow improves the look instead of making him look like a dorkFlambae from the dispatch has the same effect, how the fuck.
>>80061814Dess...
>>80061814More like they'd rape someone but look too pretty for anyone to believe their victim
>>80061856Nigger or tranny?
>>80061875Not that anon but you must be the tranny here given how easily you get triggered by a joke.
Furry Animated Gifs - Too Furry for /gif/ thread. WEBM allowed, duh.Slop allowed if it's animated and good, good being the most important part.
>>80059572I have crohn's disease myself (15 years), and have been dealing with a bladder fistula for 3-4 ... getting surgery next month to correct it and hopefully I'll be back to my normal gay self. Perhaps by then, we'll have had our little downturn (2026 and 2035) and I can jump into a bull run or do a financial advisor job locally or something idk
>>80059694I have some form of IBS.If I eat vegetables, fruit or processed food I get diarrhea within 5 minutes.Only things I can eat are pure foods like meat, eggs, milk, cheese and such.I've talked about it at the hospital but they don't want to investigate it, nor do they want to do a proper examination of my compressed disc.Healthcare where I live (Finland) is a complete joke.From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh it disgusted me... I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine.Normies cling to their flesh as if it will not decay and fail them. One day the crude biomass they call a temple with wither and they will beg my kind to save them.Question: If we were in a simulation what would be an interesting time period to experience?The suffering of a peasant during the middle ages?Zero scarcity after the year 2200?Or the time before computers, before internet, then see it all get invented, then ai, then the ai war that takes over the world?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>80059843I've made peace with the fact that I can't change the world, individuals just can't. But I can observe it. Just live and enjoy it. Bad shits gonna happen, and good shit too.I just want to experience things
>>80059867I describe it like this:I'm tired of living but I don't want to die.I believe I will see the end of the world during my lifetime and I'm curious enough to keep living because I want to see what form it will take.
This Fucking Thing EditionWelcome to /vore/ the vore general!Daily reminder to not reply to obvious bait (Obvious rage baiting, politics that have nothing to do with the thread topic, ect. No Patrick, just because you added a belly doesn't make it not spergy) and post what you like and ignore what you don't. It's that easy. Other anons will thank you for it silently.Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/79819067Missed some threads?: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/subject/%2Fvore%2F%20general/Pastebin: https://rentry.org/vorechangtsQotT: You okay with preds having non-fleshy guts or is it a turn-off for you?
>>80036026Retarded cunt who has to play a videogame to know what a clone is.Why do my fantasies have to follow your vidya's rules retard?
the "what happens if there was a baby at home and the parents got eaten while they were out and about" question finally got me to slap reformation onto my vore setting
>>80042076CUUURRSSSEE YOUUUU LIVINLOVINDUDE!!!I HEREBY VOW YOU WILL RUE THE DAY YOUR ART INTRODUCED ME TO VORE!BEHOLD A TRUE SHITPOSTER AND I ANON! YOUR FEARS, MADE FLESH!SOLID OF SKILL YOU MIGHT BE FOUL ARTIST! BUT I SHALL RIDDLE WITH HOLES YOUR ROTTEN IMAGE!WITH A HAIL OF SHARP WORDS! WITH EVERY LAST DROP OF MY BEING!!!
>>80060995What's wrong anonkun?Did you get an awkward boner because of some snek mouth?How pathetic.
>>80036026SOMA is literally the modern...>I'm X?! I'm going fucking insane!I would give way less of a shit about being a clone (unless there were severe health issues) and care more about everyone I know being long dead. Who would actually give a shit they found out they were a clone of themselves?
Post "men" twinks or femboys taking black cock
Request anchor
Big Owl Mama edition.Post hags, cakes, wives, MILFs, GILFs, aunts, mommies, madams...Previous thread: >>79889493
>>80058897remake
>>80057108Not sure which role I'd prefer, but willing to talk about it with you or any other anon!shinokitasan
This thread is dedicated to all things related to 2B. >roleplay as 2b>fuck 2b>goon to 2b>post 2bAll is welcome provided it's related to 2b.
Never cared to play her game but I'm in love with her as a porn character
>>80059770And I love cumming inside your wife.
I can't separate this character from femdom, hotwifing and sph.
>>80059895I only tried nier automata because I fapped to her so much and I loved it. Even of you just want to goon you should pick it up, she is fantastic in game and she is a machine that turns skirts into upskirts.
>>80061765>>80059895And of course there are a lot of mods.
/Beta/ GeneralA thread for wimps, sissies, gooners, paypiggies, and any other beta rejects who've accepted that their only purpose in life is to worship superior goddesses who laugh at them; 2D and 3D both welcome!Previous thread: >>80028641
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>>80047192how much to have my tongue on those pitpubes for a few minutes
i wish i had died yesterday so i wouldn't have ever read the word pitpubes
>>80061753yeah i meant to imply its like a list that would be meant for multiple people
all i want for christmas is your dox
General for discussion of Human Domestication Guide & related fiction.>What is HDG?HDG is a collective kink writing project about the Affini (an advanced precursor civilization from outer space), who aggressively care for every other species in the universe. They have finally turned their glittery eyes on future grimderp hypercapitalist nightmare humanity. Using their natural charisma and various classes of Xenodrugs, they aim to make Florets (d̶o̶c̶i̶l̶e̶,̶ ̶d̶r̶u̶g̶ ̶a̶d̶d̶l̶e̶d̶ ̶p̶e̶t̶s̶ loved and cared for individuals) of us all! But don't worry, they always have everyone's best interests at heart, even if their methods aren't even remotely consensual~>Where can I read it?Read the original story here https://readonlymind.com/@GlitchyRobo/HumanDomesticationGuide/or check other stories on ROM https://readonlymind.com/search/?q=%23Human_Domestication_Guideor Ao3 https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Human%20Domestication%20Guide%20-%20GlitchyRobo/worksor the wiki: https://hdg.wiki/thread quarantined for being contagious: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/79837671/#79837671
I think the longer humanity spends as a vassal of the Affini Compact the more monkey-like they're going to become over time.The reason I think that is because the first race they domesticated were the beeple. They evolved alongside eachother so the Affini are programed to view the beeple as cute on a genetic level. The beeple are bees, so their baseline for what cute even looks like are bees. Bees are fuzzy and humans are notoriously the only hairless species in their entire genetic family. It wouldn't be unreasonable for the Affini to look at the species most closely genetically related to us and think the whole no-hair thing is a fluke. That, and the khetari were likely modified to be more catlike, so it's entirely possible that a common Affini method for modifying florets is to use a less evolved genetic relative as a template.As human society spends an increasing period of time occupied by Affini human-centric infrastructure's going to continually crumble and be replaced by affini-centric infrastructure. Affini are notably larger than humans so in order to navigate society alongside affini they're going to need to be modified to be more agile.Because affini are several orders of magnitude larger than humans it'd also be useful to modify humans to be more robust. Not that an affini would ever willingly harm a human but with the size ratio that exists currently affini need to be impossibly delicate to avoid injury. Some of them probally enjoy the physical helplessness of humans but it's still going to be useful to modify them to be more durable if not simply as an extra failsafe to prevent them from being harmed.So: hairier, more agile, more durable.Monkeys.
Neighborfinni’s flort got owlmods recently. She’s super cute and fluffy now but I keep waking up in the middle of the night to find her big yellow predator eyes staring at me from the dark, disappearing before I can do anything. It always scares the shit out of me and I want to say something to her owner but she’s so adorable and cuddly during the day. I don’t want her to get mad at me for telling on her…
>>80058772We /ook/ now?
bap
>>80059445>tell on her>stop getting spooked at night>but now she's started leaving coughed-up pellets on your doorstep
CYOA Refugee Thread - A thread for posting any and all CYOAs unpostable in /tg/'s /cyoag/ (and occasionally ones that aren't).>Previous thread:https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/79925261>Alternative link:https://archived.moe/trash/thread/79925261>Other threads:>>>/tg/cyoa>/cyoag/'s CYOA archives and related resources:https://rentry.co/cyoagIncludes - but is not limited to - a F.A.Q. section and the personal archives of a number of authors.https://cyoa.allsync.com/s/owWor64yLTngDk3An extensive Allsync archive that has both SFW and NSFW CYOAs.https://infaera.neocities.org/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Remember, you will never be a girl :)
>>80059304I hate the be the little girl shit so much. Just baits me into thinking there'll be lolis, when it's just another tranny pandering
>>80059304Enemies to LoversImposed WeightThe Obvious One
>>80061082Same. 1 be the girl option is enough, and this has three.
>>80061082but anons make good little girls
