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>>80103398
Sadly I underestimated how tired I was and passed out about a quarter into it. Going to try again later tonight, today doesn't seem like it's being as strenuous as yesterday was.

>>80113560
Looks like she has legs there.

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>>80113560
I get ya, my faraway brother. Today has been long and tiring for me, work, shopping, a lot of cleaning, many presents to wrap etc etc. It's a miracle I'm not asleep already. I wanted to take pics with Slither Wing, but pulling out the console is too much effort...
But enough bitching, I hope you'll love it as much as I did (and so did Japan), whenever you decide to do it. I hope I didn't make you feel obliged to watch it. In case you don't get any more opportunities to drop by before the following is due - I wish you (and everyone else in here, and those close to you) a Merry Christmas - peaceful and filled with joy.
(no signal)

>>80113588
ew

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>>80114112
But even then, it becomes a chore. A burden. I feel like that's no way to get big.

You have to LOVE eating, to LUST for food, to be excited, even aroused, at the thought of sweets and treats and fast food and fatty food and lots and lots of sugar, carbs, starch, dairy, and fat. I feel like diligent forced habits are simply no substitute for a natural penchant for gluttony.

I wish I had two bodies so I could stay athletic and lithe but also be a fat bloated slob...

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If your gut doesn't rest in your lap, you aren't fat enough.
t.
>>80100926
>A 250 pound guy becoming a 350 pound guy

>>80114193
It is but one that can pay off over time. Granted its better to just have that gluttonous nature like you said and a super sweet tooth too. If you lack those things though, its going to be a harder but doable if you really try.

really wishing I could find a feeder to get me to 600 and beyond

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The red nosed boy will get his cheeks burning res

>>80112092
She's gotta put up with a half-breed bastard or two, but the throne is secured.

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>>80110866
Honestly gene-modding a single Asari into only being able to birth Asari that have recessive genes would be such a wonderful colonization method.
A wonderful use of their long lifespans.

>>80114571
blue skadooing into the hell part of hieronymus bosch's garden of earthly delights

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>>80114714
A dark world based on an art museum would be absolutely BONKERS

>>80114789
that's kind of what Ib is ain't it? it would be pretty cool to see how certain paintings personify themselves depending on the dark fountain opener, like would painting darkners become more literal if it's someone that's not into the arts?

>>80114510
Kris is looking so damn adorable in this comic.

>>80113407
Software engineer.

>>80114038
Ok yes that makes more sense.

>>80115166
both are BUILT

Someone groom me to be their friend. I'm 19.

>>80115320
can't we just be friends in a consensual way?

>>80115390
Sure. Tag?

>>80115446
>>80071514

>>80112530
He got a flamethrower for his present and is really in the Christmas spirit this year

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>>80113081
Reposting from last thread:
>AAMN/HYMN
Harbun buys her teammates extravagant gifts like expensive, fancy clothes or some hobby item they've been wanting in exchange for being pampered all day.
>Silver Bullet
Asher and Onyx let loose completely for the entire week, drinking and partying through dawnfest into the new year and Asher's birthday celebration. Asher gets Onyx some expensive alcohol imported from another kingdom or a handmade trinket, and Onyx gets him a new cloak or an upgrade for Knuckle Duster like a grenade launcher module.

>>80112459
>Bleeding Hearts missing
I'm begging y'all to update your copy-paste

>>80113847
Bleeding hearts update when? Prequelbro where?

>>80112592
Niceu

I would marry her cock. No, not her. I would marry her cock.

bump

>>80114376
It would be hot if gock gave me a tummy bump

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i saw tranny donk today so it was a pretty good day

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I pray for a future with more and more advanced gender affirming care for entirely selfish reasons. I want trans women to have all the tools necessary to look feminine and cute (get the fucking fake tits god damn it, they're hot), and I want all testosterone to be concentrated in their sweaty girl cocks. They should be completely subsidized by the government and this should include all beautification costs. I think the trans controversy in today's world is entirely shallow and would become a non-issue if trans people were hot.

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>when you can tell someone ships Hunter with Amity but you can't prove it.png

10 again

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>>80114788
>Sally follows through with a worn smile, fully revealing her perky A-cup breasts and rainbow-bikini.
>Her thighs press against her calves, spreading them out evenly to reveal how thick they are.
>It’s something Julie notices as she reaches out a hand to gingerly graze against them.
>Sally jolts a tad bit, but lets Julie touch her for a moment, before shifting her feet and legs into a cross-legged sitting position.

>”There you go, you can touch them more if you like.”

>Julie twirls a lock of her hair in her free hand, pressing her palm against Sally’s thigh as she keeps stroking it.
>”I’ve never realised you were this…heavy in your legs.”

>”Staying on my feet, moving and running around has its benefits.
>That and some training to make sure I can keep running as much as I need.”

>”They’re very nice.

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>>80114822
>”Poppy!
>I’m so happy you decided to come after all, now we can properly begin the shoot.
>Oh uh, sorry again Sally.”

>Sally slips off of the bed and grabs a hold of the camera by the tripod, carrying it back over to its original position.
>”Thank goodness you actually decided to show up, Poppy.
>What made you decide to perform today?”

>”I had to think about it for quite a while a-a-and I reckoned it’d be nice to buh-buh-be optimistic for a change!
>Th-that and I uh…m-may have a certain desire t-t-to take part in what you do…”

>Sally lets the camera go for a moment to turn to Poppy, a cheeky smile on her face as she swoops in to start hugging her.
>The hug soon turns illicit as her hands slip past the jacket and onto Poppy’s breasts, the fabric slipping away to reveal the gargantuan size that they are.
>The thin stringed bikini doesn’t do its job properly, revealing Poppy’s light red areolas and the firm imprint of her nipples.

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>>80114882
>”Is that true?”
>Julie says, watching Poppy cover her face with her feathers with half-lidded eyes.

>”I…I…Oh gosh, I was yes.
>I had arrived when you both were getting on the bed, and when I saw you both undress I…oh dear…”

>The camera displays a warning that the battery has to be recharged.
>It covers the view of the trio with a black square, with only Poppy’s, Sally’s and Julie’s heads.
>She takes a peek through her feathers, gingerly observing the other two do whatever it is they are doing.
>Julie keeps her focus on Poppy while Sally diverts her attention to down below, moving her right hand into a place that elicits a quick “ber-quark!” from her new scene partner.
>Julie then dives her head into the black square, leading Poppy to coo quietly.
>Her feathers peek out from the warning, reaching around to the backs of Sally and Julie, just out of view.
>Julie shivers while Sally merely laughs, the latter biting her lip soon after as slides her arm back and forth.
>Julie herself moves her left hand towards where her head is, moving it around in a circular motion.

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>>80114949
>”A true piece of unreliable, good-for-nothing junk!”
>Sally erupts, bashing her fists against her portion of the bed.
>”That’s the last time you’re ever going to be used, you useless trash!”

>”I-I-It’s an honest shame, I thought we p-put on a really lovely performance.”
>Poppy says, looking wistfully at the fallen over and soon-to-be-replaced camera.
>”Where do you plan on getting a new camera?”

>”I haven’t a clue…
>I’ll have to ask Anon about this matter later.”

>”Later?”
>Julie says, excitedly turning over in bed to face Sally.
>”Does that mean we have more time to make love!?”

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>>80059319
New Ranger Station 76, in universe recap.
https://youtu.be/v7xrBrqPJmA

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>>80114037
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>>80114458
Fucking weird, I got a bunch of furry porn and not a single real animal to be found. With some just fucking normie porn in the mix too for some god forsaken reason.
Tried it again, same exact search, and now I have what I would expect to see.
Weird.

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dont hurt animals fucking idiots

get a plushie, go to toydemon and get an onahole, a usb warming stick, lube (there's specific ones made for onaholes)
check the /jp/ eternal ona guide
https://controlc.com/e322ed43
ctrl+f "recommended"
(some of the recommended ones literally feel better than the real thing if bought in the right firmness) ((not lying)) though if you fucked up your dick from death grip then go for harder toys
warm onahole up, put in plush
simple

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>>80115035
my wife pleasures me just fine thanks though
pic rel

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>>80111543
Talk about being an airhead.

Or in this case air tank.

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Fuck, just curse me into being a gigantic, busty permablimp already