haha i hate myselfroadkill: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/76048465/habits: https://mega.nz/#!14tzGArI!GJVpT9n0k7QzsFGSTvWNfG57LFEn2lJV7X6ydBvIen4/tagmap: https://tagmap.io/tag/haha,hahaihatemyself,posshouse/steam: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/posshouse/posscraft is dead (RIP)
i can't believe i live in a stop and pouch check state
>>76067897>stop and pouch checkcrazy that it's a law, but as long as it helps animals i'm okay with it
need a pbf built like this
>>76068584umm hiare you willing to accept slightly more chub?
>>76068584what if im built like this?
>>76068759ntp but im giving you some fresh yogurt and fruit + a warm place to sleep and kissing you as often as you allow me to
any time I hate myself I go watch some TCAP and suddenly I don't feel so bad about how my life is going
>>76068759*holds you like a slinky*
>>76068759*grabs you like this*
>>76068921the heck is a tcap
>>76068759erm he's doing the gay paw thing
I wish we were lions
i wish we were small dogs
>>76068921i really like him
possumgrabbers
>>76070203no gloves????what if he undulates?
>>76070203if you pinned me down id make that face
hard to get away from the "my days exist purely for me to keep this meatbag going until it gives out anyway"
how are you
it would be nice to be cute and have larger cute men who are respectful treat me like this https://x.com/dograilcs/status/1939460672816841014
>>76071452pretty badhbu?
>>76071458tigers are so chinese looking it's unreal
>>76071568terrible.What's got you down?
>>76071613just life and general responsibilities what's so terrible about yours?
>>76071352getting close to unloading stuff like that on the dumb retail customers, like the ones that can see you in the middle of seven things and still ask if you're busy they need help kinda dumb. oh no boss don't send me home for giving someone a needed reality check that would be so bad for my health haha
>>76071653I'm getting oldfeels. I've been working a job I hate for years; I missed out on young love and love is out of sight for now as well; my parents are getting old and I need to find a way to take care of them; I'm behind my peers financially and socially; I've got about 2 friends remaining that I only talk to about once a year. You can take care of responsibilities, poss. If an i nternet stranger can help you out, lmk. What about life has you down, though?
>>76069843mart would know a lot about gay paw things..
>>76071756yeah, you live to work these days no reward, only toil and strain. it's just the way things are nowadays, too much power on the wrong hands and too little will to change anything. we are tied by convenience and perceived security. as for the parents thing, I'm also deathly afraid for my parent's future you are not alone on that front. only really care for my mother though. the future is not looking bright for any of us, but we might as well learn to enjoy what few glimpses of daylight we may have. >If an i nternet stranger can help you out, lmk.thank you poss, it means a lot, but it's something I've got to take care of myself.
>>76071950>it's something I've got to take care of myself.Let me tell you this (as an old man talking to a presumably younger man), that mentality has cost me years of progress in life. If there really is a way for anyone to help you, don't hesitate to reach out.It doesn't have to be an internet stranger either: there's plenty of good people out there willing to help a man in need.
lonelyalonealonely
on anti nausea meds and still puking is near rock bottom
Literally me if you even care
>>76072328can i lick your asshole femposs
>>76072328i like your hair
furry convention is only a month away :3!i cant wait!
how hard is it to find someone who knows hypnosis to record really weird furry sex stuff for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnifPZUU8yg
>>76072328AI art is so good now
>>76072504i mean... i know how to do hypnosis, it's not that hard. it's really embarrassing though
>>76068584cute boy boy cute cute cute boy cute
>>76068921i literally sit like that and i ponder buying a cushy chair pillow so my ass dont hurt after a long time
>>76072328wait are actual girls here
>>76072900silly there are no girl on the internet
>>76072900yeah but they got cocks
>>76072935whew yeah ur right
hi hello good evening how are you poss?
>>76072982terrible
>>76072953thats not girls but theyre still hot
>>76073041that is girls don't be mean
>>76073009sorry to hear that :(
i wanna be a girls
>>76073060then be one
>>76073060i want you to be a girls that looks like that
>>76073060why's that?
>>76073060me same
>>76073152i dont like being a guy
>>76073179why not
>>76071845its like someone purpose bred him to be a cocksleeve
switching back to "tomorrow", "yotsuba" is hurting my eyes
>>76072695ok but would you be able to like… make me feel like a warm happy kitty in a sunbeam for an hour or two? or to get more embarrassing with it make it so wossing with toys feels like some furry creature is roughly milking me?
>>76073406you could do the sunbeam thing easily
>>76073438ok what about feeling like i have fur and ears and a tail and stuffwhat about feeling calm and loved like im a cold little animal being brought inside and theres a soft carpet by the fire and theres a fire going btw and i get to lay down and be pet and sleep thereand what about ummm being aggressively sexually propositioned by a very large creature like a dragon or gryphon or something and oh what about a word that when i read it feels like someone is scratching a set of ears i have on my head making me feel really good
>>76073239girls are cute and i wanna be cute
>>76073542>a word that when i read it feels like someone is scratching a set of ears i have on my head making me feel really goodmaybe this one could work. if you do kitty head scratcher ASMR conditioning with the trigger word every day until your scalp tingles
do you want to be a girl because that's what aligns with your gender identity or do you want to be a girl because you're a faggot and you want to get fucked by dudes
>>76073649the rest of them are impossible??? no … … ...“kitty head scratcher ASMR conditioning” sounds super fun though can i get it with a chin scratch and back pet option and an alt trigger for when im sleeping on someones lap to make it feel like im a cat furry sleeping on someones lap
every time i use my stationary bike ,y left kneed clicks every time around and it kinda concerns me that i might be fucking up one of my ligaments
personally i want fox sleeping by the fire and being gently petted while a loving human (im an anthro btw) tells me i deserve a nice rest and to sleep well for tomorrow
[Lights Out by P.O.D. intensifies]
>>76073582truei want you to be cute
>>76073679hmm yes perhaps, you could develop some sort of alter ego or 'kitty mode' you can slip into whenever you want to feel like a cute sleepy kitty who loves having sex with giant creatures
now that i'm thinknig about it i bet i'd make a killing with these on patreon. can i sell furry erotic hypnosis on patreon?
>>76073806kitty mode… wow…could there be different ways it feels depending on which different creatures who are wanting me to fuck them???
>>76073806like kitty mode: huge horny gryphon wants you to cum insideand kitty mode: actually youre a fox now and poss is tucking you into his bed (where you will woss quietly hahahahaheheheh)and dont forget kitty mode: smothered by one of those guys darkgem draws
god I wish this were m
>>76073979it can be
>>76073938>>76073966exactly, like dr. poss and mr. kitty
>>76073993>filename
>>76074103you can achieve your dreams if you try
>>76074035ok so no joke you are actually saying i could feel not only like a kitty but also like this creature is fucking and smothering me during woss time ??? seriously????? i could feel it hovering over me deciding whether to use my face as a pillow or let me between his thighs (which trap me there) to sniff his orbs while he jerks it and while i jerk it too????
>>76074116I want to hug him
>>76074116i want to slap his ass
i want to beat yeen and make him afraid and cause a lot of damage to his body so he can't get away
i want to peet yeen
>>76074189me too but i also want him to be pent up and use me>>76074201me too and i want him to punish me for it by riding me until i cry and then cuddling me after
*coats yeen in white phosphorous*
coats yeen in white icky icky goo
>>76074284icky paint like goop
the real pro hypno poss move is to be turned into the gryphon (not that character just a body similar to his) and then feel like your wossing is mating with another gryphon (male or female)
if i had a hypnoposs friend you would very quickly get used to me saying no to various activities out of fear only to agree because i will be tranced during or after whatever they are. like no way am i comfortable going over to some guys house to watch movies and eat his food!!! thats for better people than me!!!>but poss i was gonna make you my anthro belgian malinois and pet you a whole bunch and make you beg for a car ride to taco bellsay no more im in
>>76074284put sticky white stuff on my +5 crushing yeen
can i have the estrogen today
>>76074457no
>>76074484why is ftmposs so mean to me
>>76074457you don't need to ask you can just have it whenever
is it so wrong to want to imagine umm servicing a centuar after hes been out all day working really hard and
>>76074527it makes her feel good to get permission for things
>>76074527can you get it for me
I've never gotten a bf without stealing them from someone else. I don't regret it.
gonna make roast chicken and stuffing and maybe macaroni and cheese tomorrow!
>>76074638sounds delicious poss take some pics!tonight i made chicken pesto pasta that turned out really good but i forgot to take pics
It's weird seeing porn characters that are so old they might as well be old legacy characters from TV / Comics.Like these three might as well be alvin and the chipmunks or something.
>>76074674i will if i remember, i'll post them for you poss. this reminds me that i forgot to get tin foil, fudge...
I hate overthinking I wish I knew you didn't like me instead of being delusional and thinking about you all the time and listening to your music and wanting to be around you all the time and
i thought we were on the brink of an erotic hypnosis arc for a second there
>>76074675how old
what's a normal amount of people to have sexted/shared nudes with?
>>76074846This is the oldest I could find on e621 but I could swear its older, that or I'm getting confused with some other character. There's art of the other three but I have no idea how old the images are.I just wonder how many long-running characters that have been drawn since the 90s or early 2000s
>>76074897that looks like a different character
>>76074875i dunno ive never taken a nude of myself ever
>>76074912It's the same character, it's just that it's two different artistthis is how miu draws her.
Getting one of my wisdom tooth removed.The pain killer makes me slightly nauseated...
>>76074985I seeinteresting
i don't want to go to work
>>76075665i wish you were independently extremely wealthy
>>76075816thank you
>>76075840youre welcome *sends energy through haha to manifest it being real…*
>>76075665finally a reason to post this old ass pic I made over seven years ago.weirdly enough I posted on /r9k/ first and not /haha/.
>"friend" blows up my dms with nonsensical shit on the daily, always respond to it like a good friend>blogpost to him in return for once>get hit with "ok?"haha oh right i dont have friends that's right why do i put up with this faggot again
i'm gonna feel alone forever
I wanna eat pancakes with clemthen layer make her soup for dinner
A poss I spotted in the wild in the middle of the day
>>76076844and you doxxed him.bastard.
Drinking coffee again so I can do art. I kind of miss being without it but I can't do art without it.
>>76074675Marty is definitely in his 30s now
>>76077348I pointed out before that Marty would be in his mid 30s by now and that someone should draw a mid 30s / Boomer Marty.
i like it when cats do the headbutt and prrrp noise
lynxes are girls and bobcats are boys
>>76074897>Daria Mcgrain neat she made one of those genus male comics that were one of my gay gateways (i was already gay)
>>76075867ive seen this posted here more recently than 7 years ago...
good morning pobbums
>>76079214yes posses have reposted it, I did once in 2022.apparently it was posted outside 4chan too.
you look at me the samebut I can't reciprocatefragrant airand then I see your faceI see your faceI see your faceI want to feelonly when I'm with you
>>76079906*flips in front of you*EAT SHIT FAGGOT HIIIYYYAAA*does 10x stomach punches*NOW IT'S OVER*leaps into the air, roundhouse kicking you into the wall*heh, better luck next time
ill give you some fragrant air poss>bbBraaaaaPP
>>76079937snep balls and pp tip spotted
>>76080029don't be gay about it
>>76080245hey, you posted the nutshot, i know what youre really into..
don't be whatnow
>>76080304please don't be gay
>>76080355why not
did someone say something. must've been the wind
>>76080304please do be gay <3
>>76080407would you really have gay sex in front of a pretty cat lady?
>>76080587in front of her salad?
i had an erotic dream with a cassowaryhe or she (idk how to tell on a cassowary) came up and i thought it was going to kill me but it started being real sensual somehow and it got me up against a wall and wouldn't let me go and it smelled real good and was nibbling me and stuff and i got such a crazy boner it woke me up which is probably for the best because I'm not sure how you would even have sex with a bird, they have weird genitals and i think they just scissor for the most part
hate when artists draw bimbo lips on anthros
>>76080666>I had a zoophilic dream of a cassowary but I'm totally not mm you guysare you for real?
>>76080304this image is too silly to be arousing
>>76080427giwtwm
>>76080686im not mm and i had one about getting knotted by a doberman once
i wish there was a way i could randomly generate furry character inspirationbut really i'm just an uninspired hack. it wouldn't fix my problem.
my penis fits perfectly in my hand
so sleepy so sleepy
my girlfriend would never do anything gross like gay sex
[update]I am currently eating sausage sandwich and boiled eggs w/ tea
[update]just slipped a sausage into my posshole
>>76081562nice try but it's a sausage patty.fag
>>76081599damn bro you loose if youre disc shaped back there
don't talk to me until ive had my third cup of coffee
caffeine and opiates sounds good
i'm so stupid and useless and incompetent i can't make anything i can't even blogpost fuck
>>76082115love u
just finished 2 cups of coffee and 2 eggs sunny side up time for a beer then time for my morning shit
>>76082333i took two shits then ate some shedded wheat :)
why do you guys want to stick things in your poop hole? it's really really nasty
>>76082549what makes you think i want to do that
>>76082549cause that's where the big cums button is
>>76082549it is gross but it feels great
>>76082549porn said it felt good and it felt just okoverrated
>>76082549feels really good, try it
there's a man riding a horse on top of my chest
wish i were riding a horse rn iykwim
i wish i could see my friends big fat milky tits and maybe her bush but she would be very mad if i asked
>>76074116now THIS is a picture i can stand up and scream KINOOOOO at
>>76083115Never.
>>76083102how do you get friends that are femalehow do you get friends
>>76083678she worked at a store i used to go to and we started talking because she knows im "gay" and she's lesbian
poss is WHAT??
>>76072900ew i hope not
>>76072900hot i hope so
shouldn't you be wearing your yeen socks right now
>>76084566what happened to his fur
>>76084861he's washing it (stinky)
>>76078206I just beat Halo CE. :/ I didn't grow up with it so I'm not sure if I really liked it that much desu
>>76085698
>>76085698it's definitely aged a bit. i played the remaster recently and got bored around the time the flood was revealed.
i got three calls recentlyhospital kitchen?amazon delivery?overnight caregiver?would you do it for $20/hr?list your picks 1-3
>>76086238I got zero calls recently
>>76086238overnight caregiver to my beautiful poss boyfriend
>>76086238kitchen > delivery depending on location > caregiver
>>76073179I like having a dickI don't like all the societal expectations pushed onto me simply because I have a dick
>>76086525would you jerk him off while hes asleep?
>>76086525I can use crutches you really dont have to
>>76086238overnight caregiver should be the best in terms of usable job experience if you think you can handle it.
>>76086559no unless he's into that kind of stuff>>76086572it's OK I can live in
thinking about starting to lie on my resume but i dont know what to put on it that would make me more attractive to hiring managers.
>>76087142"good with people", "fast learner", "hard worker"
i just think bulges are neat
>>76087467i mean like work history. i'm not applying to entry level positions, putting stuff like that on my resume would make 0 difference whatsoever
>>76087536i just think bugles are neat
>>76087593prove iti bet you dont even have the nacho cheese flavored ones in your cupboard
are entry-level jobs even a real thing. i've found 0
>>76087674not anymore. they used to be. but then again you "used to" be able to apply to jobs by walking in and giving a resume to the front desk. i feel bad for college grads now.
>>76087536i think i prefer bulges to wossers desu
[update]back from the parksaw some tranny looking (kid?) at the park, what a freak!>>76087536I think bludgeoning you to death is neat
snep doesnt even post snow leopards anymore, sad
>>76088021>stares at kids at the parkcolor me surprised
>>76087998they're the gentleman's choice
>>76088021what about me?
cattranny waiting for the childs parents to leave for a minute so he can get a closer look and confirm their transness (the child is the freak here)
you're not funny mm
I'm pretty sure the "kid" was chaperoning smaller children, he was around my height / a little shorter but he just looked young, I don't know how else call it but I call him a kid, I don't know he could 16-18 years old or something.
>>76087142>>76087586the way that recruiting works now with AI, it's heavily based on key words. job titles in particular. some places will even coach you to use certain specific titles and terms in your official application in order to fulfill their internal requirements.imo in a way, navigating the process to get a foot in the door is also a way to show that you're a savvy worker
Comfortably waging now, viscerally dreading going home. Like a pit in the stomach. Wasn't a good weekend, low expectations for the future. Work won't allow overtime unfortunately.
>errrmm it was actually a kid watching an even younger child40 something year old man btw
please keep the knight helmet on during sex
>>76088843I wouldn't take it off if you demanded the opposite.
>>76088889
>>76088777trips of truth
Having a like 4 hour long anxiety attack
I don't even know what's the point of calling me 40 years old, is some kind of joke?I'm an ugly, 30 year old high school dropout NEET incel.
>>76089315who are you responding to
Made chicken....it doesn't look how I wanted it to though. There's no crust on the chicken like I thought there would be after baking it with butter...
>>76089372baking usually doesn't yield the same crust effect as frying in a pan, but it also depends on the heatare those barilla elbow noodles i spy?either way that looks like a hearty and filling meal poss
>>76089353see>>76088777>>75342015>>75794326
>>76089353what the fuck is the third thing thats not macaroni or the chicken
>>76080587i am going to become a pretty cat lady who is a fujo and wears latex
They ruptured my asshole with these last 3 exams, failed them catastrophically loleAt least I've got a month to relax and study for some finals (ó﹏ò｡)
ate some apple pie and then fell asleep
real fatposs hours
>>76089372ohhhh fuck i want to eat that stuffing
please stop being fat you guys are supposed to be gay twinks who live in my computer
please keep being fat
it costs OVER ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS to get a car key that turns on the car WHAT THE FUCK duuuuude
>>76090121stop fucking fatboys
fatboys need love too
im a very fat boy
>>76090520*slaps your tummy "go on a diet" in morse code*
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>>76090520*adds "please" because it was a little too mean without it*
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>>76090030sorry im trying not to be>>76090121sorry im try- hey wait...
>>76083320that was my reaction too. it sort of makes me understand the “i want him to kill me” genre of horny comment
>>76089372can i have some stuffing and a chicken piece and assurance that im not gross and worthless with an extra side of petting please
>>76090121what if im not fat
>>76090121i know this artist
>>76088843jokes on you, i prefer faceless sex
>>76091273i prefer sexless face
i prefer sex with your face
i think fursuits have a silly quality to them that makes them genuinely sexually attractive
I actually can't look at faces during sex for some reasonit's a weird hang-up
>>76090121NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>76091385IF THAT POSSUM EATS THE PIZZA IT WILL BE THE END OF ALL OF US
>>76088889ok good *kiss*
>>76091348who u callin silly
look how cute they look
i feel rather
>>76091530omg you look so fucking fluffy like wtf how do you even get so fluffy is it illegal or what
i do kind of understand how you make money pretending to be into someone sexually. it grosses me out and makes me sad but i do understand it.
anyone else have that fear that they cant sex their pbfs because they hate people irl
i wish i was a camslut at 18 but i had bad internet
>>76091791i have that fear yes along with lots of others that are related
>>76091348oopsie face... my kryptonite..
>>76091917the face of someone that just pooped on your carpet floor
>>76091917silly puppy face doesn't count
>>76091917men acting cute and silly is mine too but a fursuit supercharges it to the point where its not even fair
>came close to losing virginity to someone from here years ago but chickened out
>>76091690
we should be legally able to kill whoever we want
>>76092066why
>>76092109idk i never thought about it beyond that point
>>76092066you should change that to "who i dont like" so youre honest
>>76092156stop being annoying and let him kil whoever he wants
https://litter.catbox.moe/gcjdbo9jv0zwy4un.webm
>>76092197doesn't like*
>>76092066generally not a great survival strategythere are reasons such behaviors don't really exist in any human societyor other primates, or social animals, or non-social animals
>>76092202i cant hear anything through the distortion, i guess it would be a fun song to like, be already too drunk at a club with a friend after a night of not hooking up with anyone with it in the background to amplify the depression
>>76092386I remember the look on your faceI can see the happiness just eraseIt should have just been my soul to takeI just can't let us both die in vainHow could you leave me here all aloneHow could you leave me here all alone
>>76092135ok
men… men….!!!!
>>76092470menare not real!!!!
>>76092478then explain himhttps://x.com/miatassme/status/1939761743137579068
>>76092478i am men
>>76092524swamp gas>>76092528weather balloon
>>76092386i remember that look in your facei can see your happiness just erasedit shouldve jazzed my sound to takei just cant behazed wed die in vainwhere could you name it any have all along
>>76092550fursuit men disprove your hypo thesisi want to believe
there are no menonly boys
there are no boysonly toys
>>76092588ferks
is pride month over for you too? or do you still have a few hours left?
im desperate for hugging and touching. but he's busy. :/
>>76092202>someposs actually looked up the lyrics I post here and found xojira wow....do you like, wanna kiss sometime....?
>>76092762few hours left for me im reading the peacock dancer story to celebrate and later i will watch “the bridcage” and feel sad about the inevitability of never having a happy gay relationship. im a little happy though because haha actually did some pride stuff that wasnt cringe or strange so its like we celebrated it together. this was the first pride ever where i cared about it and engaged with it.
>>76092762i like the grocery store too but only a specific few ones and i like other stuff too…
>>76092762it was pride month this month?
>>76092470men can just take you ya knowyou have to be careful poss
https://rentry.org/z99uzpeacock dancer gay furry sweep
>>76090191lmao I know this feel
>>76092762soviet citizen experiencing the choice paralysis of american consumerism based grocery stores for the first time
>>76092935what if i want to be taken by men though… not just any man but if the right one came along…
>>76092967snatcher meet snatchee
why would you be proud of sticking it in the wrong hole? do you people ever think about anything other than sex?
>>76092848haha sure (actually found it from somewhere else but ill roll with it)
snatcher sega cd
>>76093008this is how it would feel being snatched (asked on a date) by a mean scary snatcher (really cute cool guy i like who also likes me) and being put in the evil bucket of infinite torment (his car so we can drive to the date)
>>76092762no i didnt get to have gay sex, yes sad forever
>>76093054bait'd but none of the replies said anything about sex let alone buttsex->>76093090damn it
>>76092762I remember a local store occasionally had a 10 for $10 sale on cans of soup, but it had to be 10 of the same soups or else you paid full price.
>>76093088so gay men also love rape fantasies like woman do
i went to the hardware store to pee and i saw a sign on the bathroom that said "employees only" so i went to leave but a guy stopped me and asked me why i didn't buy anything so i said i was looking for a bathroom and he said "oh i can get you the key!" so he very nicely handed me the key and told me where the bathroom was but i couldn't figure out how to unlock the door so i just stood there outside the door for the length of time it would have taken me to pee and then returned the key to him and said thank you and left
>>76093054feels good, try it
>>76093088you waiting for the scary snatcher and his bucket of infinite torment (cute friendly guy that takes you to taco bell in his camry)
>>76093160i wish i was an animal because i could wear a hat on one ear and i think that would look cool
>>76093160i saw him irl from a distance
>>76093054
>>76093368this is so vintage
>>76093120actually no but i do have fantasies about being loved and kissed even though im scared>>76093160AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! SCARY!!!!!! (im so excited into he looks so cute i dont want to ruin things though!!!)
>>76093501you should be more honest about it not everyone can see into your heart as clearly as you
>>76093289and i saw you from a distance
>>76093583why would anyone want to see into my heart poss its just a bunch of gross spilled fluid and jagged shards in a dustbin down there
>>76093368why did he hide his account? he didn't even do porn
>>76093681Attention because of memes does strange things sometimes.
where do i find fursuit porn?asking for a friend haha
>>76093820unmm yeah i have a friend whos wondering this too haha
>>76093820slide into pugs' dms
the lonely and gay lil possy reaches out in desperate hope of catching the bf of his dreams but he can never quite reach them… never… never……
>>76093887:(
>>76093878holy shit combo of fursuit and body makes this 10/10 he is perfect
>>76093820https://murrtube.net/
>>76093878why can't this be me i just want to get plapped
why do the gay possum men not simply plap each other
>>76094061you cant top two bottoms
>>76094061no one wants to be with me
>>76094061in my case incredible self hatred and a view of myself as disgusting
>>76093937get plapped idiot https://litter.catbox.moe/auv4utsnndvwu75y.webm
>>76094061terror that when i go to see poss even just for a hangout and not sex there will instead be someone evil with a gun who takes my stuff
>>76094148this just added like one thousand points to my gay level holy shit
>>76094148why can't i be smooth and slim. that's not fair
fast food hates this one tip to make you not fat>stop eating at fast food
i just need to be drugged and have like a gallon a cum pumped into me by multiple arm-sized cocks
>>76094200wtf
>>76094148i wish i could pretend to be a metronome.. siiiiiiiigh
>>76094061distance and procrastination
>>76094148who are these men please tell me so i can see more of them!!!!!
>>76094332if you wait till its too late then you get out of having to commit, just wait until they're dead or lose interest, its foolproof
has anyone noted that frotting is pretty epic lately?
>>76094232stop eating fast food to not be fat
>>76094405it's so simple and pure
>>76094429is this real???
>>76094405when i was talking to a boy online he asked me what kinks i had and i almost said that frotting is kinda epic because of these posts...
>>76094200I don't but im still a retard
i hate that i want to be a girli wish i were a girl so i could want to be a boy instead
>>76094469you never knew what you had until you lose it
>>76094453it is though youre right to think it is
>>76094432simple and peen isthe way that you're making me feel tonight
>>76094490yeah it is but he wasnt a poss so he wouldnt have understood the reference
start frotting with each other NOW
>>76094148name them NOW
>>76094521oh that make sense. i hope the texting went well so you can show him how epic it is for yourself soon…
>>76094544poss wouldn't want to i precum too much i dont want to get him messy
>>76094567get him messy now now now now now now now
>offline for daysshould I message him just in case?
>>76093878Keep that tummy in frame damn you
>>76094469i like my weiner
>>76094615i like your wiener too
>>76094567poss you are about to find out something amazing about how gay men feel about obvious signs of arousal in other men
>>76094564thanks but nothing will ever happen because im scared of intimacy and he lives in a different country and im ugly and a lot of other reasonns
i just wanna be dps in an egonomic way
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>>76094639oh what what tell me
>>76094651omg…. literally the same thing as me and why i will never have bf… except some of them do live in my country and im not really “ugly” ugly just gross in other more specific ways i wont name because they are identifying some of them and actually its more like intimacy poisons me and makes me want to shoot myself but i do understand where youre coming from unironically
>>76094549shilohbat and shilohbatboyfriend
>>76094739it leads to frotting
>>76094739umthey like seeing them and it makes them horny
>>76094739it pisses them off
>>76094767thank you i love them so much that reading “boyfriend” didnt even make me sad like just barely but thats okay im not delusional
projecting my own self hate onto other fat men like a bitter loser
>>76094811im pretty skinny and small but you can project it onto me if you want to (in the form of rough face sitting)
poss you really turned back the clock with this 2022-ass thread
>>76094832what trend what did i do w rong….
great now i have to go woss
>>76094827grr stupid high metabolism poss I just might do that.What did you eat today?
>>76094915tell me how it goes
>>76094811projecting my load onto photos of other fat men
>>76094939if krystal was a cute tribal twink that didn't realize he was attracting fox with his copious exposed skin and playful demeanor that would be pretty cool
>>76095038i agree ten thousand percent new fantasy acquired thank you poss
wunga kabunga krazoa palace
>>76094811sorry but i already hate myself you can't also hate me
>>76095038only if they have insane feral sex and later get married and sleep tightly cuddled together
yeen pressured me into s3x at vidcon when i was literally still underage
>>76094939would've been better with more than one peen present
>>76094811sometimes i want to make ai gens of my husbando crying or getting hurt but i dont want to project my self hate onto him either
>>76095216bonus peen…
>>76095170if that were me id be thankful
>>760949252 birria tacos stolen from my roommate and maybe 3 handfuls of apple jacks
Vtubers be like no this doesnt make me look enough like a little white girl
>>76094925also please please do i want to feel every pound <3333
just realised that my body isn't compatible with one of my favourite foods....i'll still continue to eat it tho
my favourite food is cum
i will never have decent sleep
>>76095562same
>>76095261i love woof
>>76095306ok thats not that much actuallystill! stop being so nice stupid skinny poss!*wham wham wham*
>>76095562waking to pee 3 times a night gang
sleeping for 12 hours and still feeling tired gang
kill myself gang
>>76095590same…wolf. PRETTY….
take a knife and drain your life
you will be my wife
i wish i was a female with a body
wanted to watch total drama island with yeen but i couldn't find any good downloadssigh.
>>76095980david bowie be my wife 1977
>>76096195found a youtube playlist... he's not even going to like it is he
>>76096230thats how I look in real life
>>76096490yore quite handsome...
mysterious pains be so mysterious like wow is that fatal or did I just sleep a funny way
>>76096511you dont think my lips look weird?
sad there are no poss writers so i cant commission a story about two possum men being cute together
i'm listening
but i dont have a license
>>76097556once upon a time there was poss, he died alone. the end
>>76097652posspull of the throttle
>OHH NO WE'RE ON PAGE ELEV-
>>76097716um no this would be a happy story actually…..
>>76097556I could try
pack it up skittles squad
