haha i hate myselfroadkill: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/76354454/habits: https://mega.nz/#!14tzGArI!GJVpT9n0k7QzsFGSTvWNfG57LFEn2lJV7X6ydBvIen4/tagmap: https://tagmap.io/tag/haha,hahaihatemyself,posshouse/steam: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/posshouse/posscraft is dead (RIP)
hello opossums
>>76381632hello opossum
>>76381610i love protogen poss
Sometimes I feel like fantasizing about relationship is way morre pleasant than being in one. I honestly can understand fujoshi, they know how to experience best parts of romance without attaching themselves to a burden
i should be a protogen
So...I did it.Not just I had a good time at the gay bar I managed to have a several hour long conversation with this cute dude!We ended up kissing, and exchanged phone numbers!!!He suggested we should grab a coffee on monday, and I said yes. I'm going to my first date in my life!Thanks for the push possbros, I don't think I would walked in by myself...Hopefully my last blog post.
>>76382028congrats poss!!!
>>76382003do it
>>76382028yo congrats possy>Hopefully my last blog post.wtf why
>>76382028that's great news! happy for you>Hopefully my last blog post.but you're still going to tell us about your date right?
>>76382003zoomer
>>76382028You're braver than I posso
i'm doing it posses i'm installing the totally not malware game i downloaded >>76382028damn,lucky youdo you know how to bottom?
>>76382028is he a furry too
>>76382028I hope you get lots of snuggles and cuddles :3
woof need bed bye time
you like boys don’t you
>>76382452y-yes
found out today that my dad has cancer
me on the left
>>76382498im sorry possmy dad had cancer before and he got betteri hope that yours gets better too
i should start smoking meth or crack
>worry that something bad will happen>ask relevant persons if i am at risk of it happening>"nooooo hahaha don't even worry about it :) you're fine that would never happen :)">shortly thereafter>"ummmmm actually you're a piece of shit subhuman shitstain and bad things will be happening to you shortly. why didn't you worry about this? do you even care?"
>>76382498sorry poss that really sucks
erm poss didn't know how to start a conversation but somehow got a kiss and a date???????
I wanna hug this cat so much its unreal
>>76382812hey its me that cat
>>76381771i love this animalthe estrogen
protogen with hot swappable genitals
>>76382911and only buying the null package for him
>>76382616obtain it
I helped my pbf cum twice and I told him what good boy he is for cumming so much
>>76383008did he say thank you and buy you dinner
>>76383008that's really sweet and wholesome, poss
>>76382760further proof that fags will fuck anyone and everything
im so full of pizza and pasta
>>76382962and turning on heat mode
>>76383096pizzapossumput it in a box
>>76383135deliver itto my houseand put it onmy poss my poss my poss my poss my poss my poss my poss
my power's out so i can't cook my pizza
>>76383008i came twice alone and then thought about how ugly and stupid i am for 6 hours
>>76383221i came zero times and then drank some soda
>>76383231You need to orgasm twice a day, it’s a matter of health and hygiene.
>>76383245i'm too busy
>>76383262You should always make time for touching yourself.
i cooka da pizza
da pizza he cooka
*cums on da pizza*oh shit...sorry....
love to ejaculate
>>76383432i'll still eat it
that's gay
im so fucking boredddddd
wolf (goofy)
gawrsh
do you guys vrchat
hey gang, let's all meet down at the malt shop
i am unhappy, i should find something different in my life to ruin to distract myself from that
not one but two of my roommates bringing their girlfriends over.alright dude i get it you dont need to rub it in anymore
>>76383863i would if i had a headset
>>76383863vr probably would make me throw up
>>76384145i used to have my weed smoking morrowind playing sessions ruined by loud straight sex sounds every single friday
>>76384196im sorry poss
i realized that i don't know his favorite color. or his mothers maiden name. or the last name of his 4th grade teacher. I'm such a fucking poser
>>76384240i dont know my favorite color or the last name of my fourth grade teacherit's okay to not know everything about him poss. maybe it's even better that way
>>76384240i don't know the name of my 4th grade teachr
>>76384276your favorite color is lavender
>>76384280mine was mrs sloan and she told me i was going to grow up to be really smart and successful and special but actually I'm getting super drunk every day
>>76384292no it isnt it's probably dark red
update: stomach feels funny from the pizza and pasta
>>76384357your favorite color is a bluish brown
i dont think i remember the names of any of my gradeschool teachers
https://youtube.com/shorts/qtLo0HI47rA?si=4LttKYkzWk0yUZpm*jerk-offs your snoot*
>>76384387i remember two i wonder if they are still alive
my stomach feels funny from all the nothing and liquorgot to wait to absorb all the alcohol before making myself pukeI'm not made of money you see
>>76384392live me reaction
>>76384463puppy!!! :))))
sometimes i still think about things i did as a grade schooler but it's mostly either being in trouble or embarrassing things or being lonely
raccy moves so fruitily...
>>76384392getting a puppy pbf but it turns out he doesnt like hugs or cuddling or getting pet by youpuppy pbf who leaves you to go get pet by somebody else
plapping a seal boy
>>76384505this sounds like something that happened to you
ambient pbf
>>76384517no but it probably wouldi think i'd be the kind of person to get rejected by a cat or a dog
me and my spencer clark + james ferraro vania playlist are already taken
>>76384489I love raccy
drum n bass / jungle pbf
>>76384240are you trying to get into his accounts or something?
from grade school I only remember stuff that I regret, like pouring milk on other students, or ganging up on the weird kid
gang banging the weird kid
>>76384557how can you say you really love him without knowing What Was The Name Of Your First Pet? What Was The City You Were Born In? Please Confirm Email Address
>>76384554i'm sad they took skidrow off streaming https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAj-E-hg1pY
>>76384558i poured milk on somebody too but it was because i was the weird kid and they made my mom take me to this university retard studying center
i never poured milk on anybody i was probably a little autistic but not that much
>>76384578sea salt
Hey, you! I know you're reading this in the morning! You didn't give me a goodnight kiss and goodnight "I love you"! You owe me now, sleepyhead!
>>76382028congratulations possy!!!! actual gay kiss acquired possibly even bf holy fuck yeah!!!!!
>>76382028kissing someone before even going on a date with them is nuts
>>76384392i keep wanting to ask him if its true wolfdogs are called buppies because i saw that on a sfw werewolf picture before it was used here
>>76384871im a wolfdog and it's trueyou can call me a buppy
>>76384489>what moody sullen racc bf does in private and he thinks you don't know about it
>>76384871if wolfs are big puppies = buppies then are big cats = bitties?
>>76384976thank you… finally my question answered… can i please pet you a little or possibly scratch your belly… or can you please do that thing where you rub your whole head on me…
>>76384976hello buppy hi hello
>>76385129racc bf would not be so moody with loving poss bf there to generally make life tolerable to live through>>76385131wolfdogs are big puppies because theyre both wolf (big) and dog (puppy) so bitties would be those wild cat half breeds. savannah cats i think.
>>76384976cute…..
>>76385131big cats = kitties
[update]sub sandwich securedpretzel twists secured
>>76385129can't believe racc owns a sega master system
i want candywhen are you buying me candy
>>76385129raccy looks so sad even poss is worried
>>76385154>>76385168>>76385198*sneaks my head under your oversized hoodie before moving my entire body into your clothing**pokes my head through the head hole, playfully licking the underside of neck while i wrap my arms around your warm, fuzzy body*
>>76385249hahaha holy shit i would die of happiness
zzzzzz
>>76385320buppy falling asleep on or near me while im sleepy enough to go bed too would be on my bucket list
heyi can fit through therewanna know why?
why
CUZ I HAD MY TRAY TABLE UPAND MY SEATREST IN THE FULL UPRIGHT POSSITION
>>76381610
>>76382028lol, you're either going to be murdered, or have your limbs amputated and forced to live as this psycho's "dog" until the cops gun him down or something.
>>76382028Gratz fren
>>76385795kys mm
i need to trim my eyebrows
>>76385810whats an mm
should i drink refreshing ice water or a delicious milk-based beverage
>>76386102bev
>uhm, I Just joined /haha/ 20 minutes ago, and replied a few minutes after Catposter (pbuh) what's mm?lol. there's playing dumb and there's playing too dumb, why would say what instead of who? I typed kys, but you're so bad at playing dumb you fucked up and said "what" instead of "who"
>>76386159schizo
erm what the meow
>>76385231does happy dancing raccy deserve to be so sad
really like that gif of the lucario and riolu on the train
>>76386269no actually he deserves to be happy and fruity and full of joy
my power's back on but i don't feel like making food now
>>76386042thats a candy i think
like all i do is occasionally post a meme and fuck offthe one time i engage in some sort of convo some faggot called me a milimeter and went schizomodenot even /haha/ is safe
poss bf who does hypnotize me but mostly into feeling like supernatural varieties of dogs who can fall asleep easily and love being pet
>>76386323>I'm not mm!>starts seethinglol
>>76386384>everyone is mm
>>76386415I'm literally only replying to you, no one else.you even make the same replies over and over ago
>>76385717incel take
you aren't supposed to reply
At least hes calling someone else mm this time
what does mm stand for
>>76385550because im LITTLE
>>76386476maid marian
>>76386476marty mcfly
>>76386461is this a regular occurrence?
>>76386476mega milk
>>76386476marshall mathers
>>76386502yeah his bit is coming in and calling whoever mm and to kill themselves it doesnt really matter what they say
>>76386476minxy marts
>I don't know who mm is, I just started browsing /haha/ during this thread>>76386523kys tranny.
>>76386523kk, thx im a newfag i usually just post a meme and fuck off
>>76386476mighty mouse
>>76386565hes easy to spot and you can pretty much tune out whatever he has to say
>>76386476MeMe
>kk thx im a newfagok yeah catposter's right
he samefags alot too
>like all i do is occasionally post a meme and fuck off>not even /haha/ is safethis doesn't sound like a newfag
>>76386605yeah, was gonna say
go ack yourself off a bridge tranny
he gets noticeably frustrated when you ignore him
then why are you giving me (you)s
>>76386646goodimma go fuck off now though was nice talking to ya for a bit
>>76385422because i lubed my butthole up for you
very genuine looking posts
>>76386791kys tranny.you will never ever be a woman
too easy to rile up
>>76386803make her pregnant
>>76386877kys
see he does it to everyone
>>76386877sex>>76386901shut the fuck up mm>captcha:4gg4t
>>76386803make her into a buff man
>>76386941making mr wolf your wife
>>76386941kys tranny
>>76387001cry about it
hot men in lingerie just hits different
>>76386922>>76386901>claim it's me even though I support straightposting
>>76387028convince me with proof
>>76387028hot men in lingerie hitting you would probably hurt...
i want to sniff catposters used boxers
>>76387131why are possums like this
very comforting and kind words but in fag voice
wehh imm puppy
>>76387288ouppy
woof woofbark bark
>>76386440he's rightthe guy is probably a bug chaserwho kisses before a date
what about a hug chaser
>>76382028normalfaggot sodomite /haha/ is dead
>>76386128sorry i drank water cuz im trying to not be 100000 pounds
>>76387585what about a seltzer water
it's almost 1am and this is the busiest in n out ive seen beforewhy did everyone decide to get burgers now? its like prime vampire hours, this place should be empty
oh to be a snowy tiger
>>76387790why are there so manythere should only be 2 or 3 tigers at once
>>76387790kys faggot
her
>>76387856i am precisely who you think i am and Uber that I am happy, joyous and pleased!
I'm a little sleepy
i need something to woss to
>>76387900huh?
im a bad person
>>76387977here
>>76388028im like a pizza adrift on an open sea
>>76388028got a hunger pang after I saw thisI dont even like pizza that much
>>76387977wet_dream
*gazes at you malely*
>>76388687
>whole town shuts off their aura so i cant feed off them >i have to force the energy from them i cant tell who is weak or not now so im just going to kill you instead
really bad post
>>76389085https://youtu.be/eFd1wK-UvTs?si=wVHghO34UxrTTgU-
>legions of shadow people show up>i feed all of them>they attack the local psychic vampire and depose him>i can see auras againuhhh im a homeless person. do i have to do this every time i end up somewhere else?
whats with the subsect of people online that larp as schizophrenic to try and seem cool
feigning mental illness to seem more interesting is a tried and true tactic
>>76389303why would i try to seem cool on an anonymous hidden image board for people who hate themselves?
>>76389313sure but schizophrenia is definitely one of the more tryhard-y ones and thus one of the lamestits giving coldsteel the hedgehog>>76389316you tell me
>>76389346no. you tell me. why the fuck do normies like you even come here?
>>76389293>legions of shadow people show up*saxophone noises*
*torches the entire planet with a plasma emission from the sun*fuck this gay earth
My crazy people kink is taking subtly autistic tendencies and using them to do parasexual things with some sense of acceptable normalcy.Like sleeping naked with the door open, maybe the sheets will cover me, maybe they’ll be shuffled away, maybe someone will be awake at just the right time to see just a hint of my balls and flaccid penis.Or maybe they’ll get a full leg spread view of my rock hard twitching morning wood perfectly spotlit by sunlight through my windows.
"what would you have us do?" I don't know and I don't care. That one guy was a fucking jerk though. >they all dissipate>suddenly the heavy, uneasy, feeling of the town lifts i really hate jesus freaks a lothttps://youtu.be/xP8tFFJrtXU?si=XQ9brCgDRPmFUU9d
kys
got one of those good headaches you get from punching yourself in the headyou know the kind
smeggy wosser alert
ok trying to feel for where the bruise is was a bad idea
Anyone here like Roleplaying and/or shitposting? Come check out the /hg/ threads here on trash. It's full of fun autism.
when the transgirl says 'so long' and youre not sure if they're just saying bye or if they're going to end it all
Got out of bed and decided to go back to sleep moments later
>>76390079thought this was going to be a penis joke
>>76389905i actually dont anymore now that the legions of the church are gone. what a shitty religion
I look like this and say this
>>76390351our food industry is disgusting.....
>>76389313feigning a more exotic mental illness to cover for actually just having the kind where brushing your teeth and grocery shopping is really hard
I’m all ears
I have bpd and was abused as a kiddoIs that bougie enough?
I wish the furry fandom didn't turn into the mafia. I miss when it was just innocent people who liked anthros
>>76392188sorry sweatie the internet is all culture war nowyou have to fight or get yelled at for not fighting, there's no non-combatants here
>>76392232disgusting
>>76387654i don't really like unflavored carbonated water but now that it's morning and i have woken up i am going to make myself a delicious matcha latte
>>76391655boy why you so :)
>>76392188whats james gandolfini's fursona
>>76392494theyre niggers and their fursonas are always hyenas
>>76387131big nerdI wanna make him cream in his briefs
uh oh raccy has invited you to dance
they call me cat fucker
>>76391655yes you are
would you rub his tummy to get three wishes
>>76389346no you tell him, because that's how you come off to me too, wannabe edgelord
good morning possumbs
damn. I hate people so much don't even want to watch TV shows anymore because I don't like looking at them.
zaries learning english from visual novels be like
we said we hated humanswe wanted to be humans
throwing up again this morning
Good morning beautiful friends, I'm working on Sunday. I ate a bagel for breakfast today, just a plain bagel not a fancy $8 salmon bagel. It's 87 degrees F already but I have aircon in the car. I hope you're having a good day. I'm very lonely and at times like this I wish I had real life friends to talk to.
moossum
>>76384767I know YOU read it while pooping in the bathroom! Where's the kisses you owe me???
>>76394315i liek lissirds
worst person on the 'cords?
>>76395070probably killerposs
fellas, get you a wolpman
>>76395444pubby & buppy
>>76395070me because I join them and then never talk
theymab pbgf
>>76395444I know a couple like this
>>76389694hot if you live with roommates, incredibly awkward if you live with family
i want to be a raccoon
>>76395822i dont want you to be a raccoon
>>76395822are you gonna throw it back like racc
>>76396144why is he green now? turn him back!
>>76396156mold
>>76396156he has sweet and sour mode
>>76395822me too
>>76396144i hate him
>>76395822i want to be a website.
>>76396144I'm happy to see racc bf happy againeven if what makes him happy is kinda silly
>>76396335what kind?
>>76396484why are they biba
>>76396575raccys can be biba too
>>76386374https://youtube.com/watch?v=4t3pgyz9SP4&pp=ygUiTWlsbGlvbmRvbGxhcmV4dHJlbWUgZ29vZCBkYXkgcGFyaw%3D%3D
need this....
Possmeal
>>76396484i want to be web 1.0 or even a BBS or usenet page. i want to be a garden of a website. i want to be a stronger person if they were a website was a person
need happy
uhhh i dont mean to alarm anybody but t's almost 2026
>>76398505this year i will turn 29 and in 2026 i will turn 30. which is weird because i thought i was going to kill myself a bunch when i was younger but now i dont feel like doing that. on one hand i have no plan, but on the other hand everything else has been new game plus anyway. i hope 2026 will bring good tidings to the posses here, even the posters i dont like>>76397543italian beef?
>>76398564i turn 30 this year im older than you
>>763985052027 is the year it starts getting really real. it's been real so far but it actually hasn't even begun to get -really- real yet
>>76398596real what
>>76398579a fellow zillennial...
>>76398633im not a zoomer im not, i just didnt grow up and become a man i just turned into an old boy
30yo twink hag pbf with a small tummy and crows feet
i want a estrogen
>>76398613WW3
>>76397543is that a really small cheese steak or really big onion rings
>>76396673me as one of the broodwhores
>>76398920that's never gonna happen
>>76398596sweet a new 2 more weeks far enough away to milk for a while
>>76398968china still has to attack taiwan and trump's plan for a third term will play out before the election
i miss being a highschooler and getting publicly intoxicated now all there is to do while drunk is sit around and watch tv plus im even uglier now
im lonely
>>76399425Hi lonely I'm straight
>>76399576hi straight
>>76399583How are you doing today lonely
>>76399602lonely
>>76399633Sorry to hear that...
>>76399701it's okay
>>76398505feeling major strong power energies for 2026kind of frightening really but i think im ready
whenever im worried or scared or just upset I usually just go to bed
do you ever feel so horny you get eepy
>>76400172sometimes i get so horny my dick starts to smell and it makes me unhorny
>>76400172yeah most nights
opinions on pig dick?
>>76400501do not care for it
eating cereal for lunch because im too lazy to cook something and its too late for real lunch anyway
>>76393825https://youtu.be/1AnrasgflFc
opinions on buttermilk pancake stacks
>>76396144i might if i didn't have a depressive personality
>>76400647S-tier
>>76400751what syrup
>>76400647hes so little
>>76400784i'm a boring plain-jane regular ol' classic syrupif i eat 'em at home then my go-to is aunt jemima's. or pearl milling now i guesswithout any intuition into why it was racist i miss her, she seemed like a nice warm lady
need otter bf
>>76400896for me its log cabin, dont care if I can get the "real" kind
furries ruined sex for me
>>76400896why is your pic cropped
>>76401042yeah
>>76401062i don't knowjudging from the filename i used sharex to snip it so i'm guessing i just fucked it up lolthis uncropped variant will now replace the cropped one i have savedhave an out of season possum for your troubles
>>76400896holy shitwhat does this mean for season 3
>>76401226holy shit,...what if there's a P & R department (poss and racc)
for me it's anthros in spandex
for me it's men in latex
for me it's men in men
for me it's cookie
cookie...i want oreos
>>76401523i like biscoff with coffee in the morning. also, the grocer near me has a bakery that makes these really nice almond pillow cookies. there was also a time i got really fixated on stroopwafel but i'm picky about the brand. >>76401546a million years ago they did a limited run of cookie butter oreos and it makes me sad i never see them anymore. i dont want pink lady gaga oreos or whatever.
please leave me alone, Trick
>>76401255my innie posts on the lumon intranet version of /haha/ all day
>>76401546possums can have a little oreoas a treat
*faggot deer voice* i'm dumping my biscotti in my coffee
i wish i was a faggot deer
>>76401712youre not supposed to dump them in there you're supposed to dip them enough so that they're moist but dont break apart completely. also if you think i'm some other poster on here you got me mixed up with them, deers mean nothing to me. cheers
can i have the nitros today
>>76401785siryou're looking like you go for the boys with the antlers
i miss having someone to stay up all night playing horror games with
>>76401888why is he pissing
>>76402131its gotta come out eventually...
>>76402149you gotta come out eventually
>>76402414no...
this is you
>>76403093that is me
thought i finally found a way to make money as a neet by donating plasma but it turns out my veins are too small i really am playing life on hard mode
>>76401888average ftm repressor
>>76403596repressors are cute and deserve love and blowjobs
furries ruined humans for me
>>76403613i'm a repressor and i'm ugly
>>76403641even if that was true id probably still jerk you off if you played horror video games all night with me in my bedroom if you wanted
>>76403616how so
>>76403661i don't like horror games i'm scared of things easily
>>76403708yeah thats why you play with your buddy and you're like playing fatal frame and go noooo its too scary you play now
>>76403720you wouldn't want to be my buddy i'm annoying
>>76403887even after a handjob?
>>76403915i dunno i've never had one
>>76403934maybe that's your problem
>>76403994me when i phonepost
>>76403994hey can i have some of ur phone ty*grabs a HUGE fucking scooping handful*
im l;onely
>>76404380me toomaybe we....
im d;ogy
>>76404406hi goggy
>>76404406he needs to be neutered
>>76404406hi doggy hold still
post cool music possums to dance to im drunk af
porn artist who's the inverse of the "draws traps and futas" archetype and draws butch girls and cuntboys
>>76404463im listening to this right now https://nicknoexit.bandcamp.com/album/a-tropical-entropyearlier i was listening to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNyH7YDdk-Y
>>76404406it'd probably be real annoying to have a lot of fur i feel
>>76404473god when
>>76404463https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_Q-dmsQTao
>>76404496first link i enjoyed even though not really danceable more of a hypno poss vibe going on2nd link is so cool at 2:01
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05i5PQcnNHM
>>76404463I made some incelrock but am afraid to post it because i dont want the cops to kick down my door but ill post it here.it's not genuine dont worry, its edgy-on-purposehttps://voca.ro/18HQPuQTkTGr
anthro possums love being deliquents
>>76404559both songs on this ep are very good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K44VBGc4r9k
>>76404406oggy...
>>76404554is that a house of leaves reference...
possums be likeyeah i listen to sewerslvt
>>76404833that album and house of leaves are companion pieces written by siblings about their father https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjX5OmPJERc
>>76404533soon i hope
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