Welcome to the 4chan Pokeverse RP thread!2025/08/29The Greatest Fight in Kalos EditionPreviously: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/77331954[ Starting Guide:https://rentry.org/PokeversePrimer ][ Pokemon Open Guide:https://rentry.org/ThreadBattleSystem ]-----FAQ:Q: I want to [activity with Pokemon I am unsure about] / [Pokemon] is making advances I am unsure aboutA: Just talk to them alreadyDisclaimer: There are straight and gay pokephilia threads. Direct your porn dumps there, not here.Question of the day: Any opinions on the Hawlucha versus Machamp fight?
>>77480417( :) )(Also very appropriate Starmie pics!)>Star listens, and has Taner hear and see it through her own eyes and ears... sorta>It's more like he's getting a description or memory of it right after it happens than a Realtime view, but at least he has an idea of what's going on>Star actually doesn't seem to have much trouble understanding that-- she may not have a perfect memory, but the old post of "I.G.Y" were notable enough to her that she remembers what they were well>She recalls that Solridge was destroyed during a bombing raid, and then the curse occurred shortly afterwards, one that trapped people in a terrible 'purgatory' state in which their deaths would be repeated over and over, and she recalls Hiram mentioning the fate of Fukamachi and his love... Herschel and most of the others were only mentioned to Zapman, I believe, so Star wouldn't know as much about them>Her and Taner's mind both work together on putting together what Herschel is saying at the same time, with no words needed between the two for it>It sounds like Hiram knew someone named Tabitha who is also in the village-- previously, Star assumed that was Herschel's trainer, but perhaps it was a friend (or more) of Hiram's who is still stuck there... and Herschel keeps reminding him? Perhaps trying to get him to go back? Star's sure he would go back and fix things if he felt he was able to, as the Herschel says, he has a good soul-- it was quite easy for Star and Taner to tell that, even in just their limited interaction with him here and online>And now, Taner can see Herschel too>He listens>This sounds pretty clear cut, as far as what happened goes, though did Hiram really get out, or is he stuck in something like that too? Is that why he hasn't gone back-- if he frees the town of the curse, does something happen to him as well, so instead he's trying to do as much good as he can before going back?>Star nods at the instructions to protect<Always.>>That's what she does>1/2
Goodnight everyone!>>77480417>If Herschel told them, it was for a reason>Taner turns to Star"He probably won't ask for help, when the time comes, will he?">Taner says, speaking of Hiram, though he's still unsure he's understanding correctly, that's where he thinks that this was going>Star seems to be on the same page, at least for the moment<We need to keep our eyes and ears open. It is possible that we can not help in this. But it is also possible that we can. And if we can? I know you have already decided.>>Taner nods, Star's right"If we can, we will.">Then"We just need to get him to realize that he's not alone.">Dream, on the table, says"I think I'm going in my Friendball now!">And does just that>Though Taner will be giving those pills exactly as instructed, in the future>>77480545"I was labeled as a criminal pretty quickly into my attempts to be a trainer. But looking back, that's for the best, I grew a lot from being forced to go on the run.">Then, a small laugh"Yeah, I was worried I'd meet a version of myself like that, too!""Really? Tsk.">Pyrite shakes his head, like he's once again disappointed in his other self>Then, his interest comes back, and so does Comfort's"A rescue mission you say? I've done hundreds of those. But if not from Eridani, then from whom?">Then, his eyes widen"Genderswapping magic? Oh my. Got any of that on you now? I guess I do have another thing in common with the other me, I'd love to take that to my world and try it myself!">Comfort dips back into the backpack with a "syyyyyll!">Doesn't sound like a protest, more like being overwhelmed with shyness>Then, serious again"I'll make sure he is!">Pryrite says with confidence>He smirks then"Oh no, they'd never allow that! But for more serious battles, it can be a lifesaver to be able to switch so quickly.">Much like the Pokecube, even without many resources Team Revolt is good at thinking outside the box
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I'm noticing a theme with the bumps today...>>77480892Is a power-up like that fair when Machamp didn't get anything?(neat mega though)>>77481841"Oh yeah? Maybe my world's Taner is better at staying out of trouble! Which would be impressive, considering he's really bad at that.">Doro smirks"Could still happen. Neither of us have left the cave yet. Who knows what'll happen when we separate?""Yeah, he's really committed to Star, and only Star. It's kinda sweet, honestly.">Doro looks between the two of them."I don't know if I ever asked the actual name of the place.">If Repose is still here after being revived, he likely knows the story better than Doro.>As for his next question, the Zoroark blushes, glancing away."Uh... not right now, no. I, uh... you should ask around any Mismagius covens or Mimikyu you know, they're the... experts on that sort of stuff.">For the sake of Comfort's dignity, Doro doesn't tease him about it, he knows the feeling, he knows it oh so well.>His promise gets a smile out of Doro."Thanks.">With some like Pyrite looking out for them, he feels just a bit better about his alternate world self."Fair enough! Taner had an idea in my world about a sort of... backpack with a hose he could wear to spray long-range potions and other healing items from afar, don't know if that ever made it past the concept stage. Seemed like a neat way for him to support his pokemon from afar during battle.">The ability to communicate while inside is pretty neat, honestly Doro's surprised nobody made anything like that in his world.
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>>77499354No, bad anon!
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>>77499354door stuck>>77462901>>77470509 "YEAH! Think about it, and make it HAPPEN!">Readying up a jav to the air. No, a whole Thunderpunch!"Like THIS!">His posture, his movements, they are more akin to a boxer
>>77480377>>77480545 >Maybe it is a direct consequence of the Porygon 2's owner>The fact that he has this many is suspicious on itself>What better hint than something that could be used to identify him?>At +2 SpDef, the Liger model has estimated that it can take the next hex and maintain operative conditions>...except it never hit?>Back to talking to Doro>And back to Stibium being as vague as Zapman"Exceedingly so. I did not risk my life and team against Neo Cipher just to save any pokemon. No.">This whole talk, it is giving him a painful headache"Ugh. Hell. But yes, I'd like too know if you have met or heard of myself before, in your side of...things. You got me curious."
>>77480892Mega evolution is hard to deal with, I've been on the other side of that a few times, but Z-moves can turn the tide in the same way, applied correctly.>>77497109"I hate to repeat myself, but-- staying out of trouble sounds a little wimpy.">Then"Do you want to jinx it? Because that, right there, is exactly how you jinx it.">Mr.Pyrite seems to consider that"Nothing wrong with commitment like that, but damn if it wouldn't feel constraining. Hell, maybe he just has more restraint than me. Don't know how to feel about that.">The Pokecube on his belt chimes in"Most people have more restraint than you. Not that I'm complaining.">Who is in that cube?>Repose is around if he's been revived>The Umbreon has faded into the shadows, Mr.Pyrite may not even be aware he's there!>Repose wonders if Star may have picked a different name in Pyrite's universe-- after all, she picked the name "Star" based on a compliment Taner gave on her eyes, so if she didn't meet Taner... but how would she even be alive at that point? Meeting someone else? Taner isn't the only trainer with a good heart out there by a longshot, after all>Repose feels he's not suited to be the one to figure all that out"Covens? Can't say as I get along with most covens, but I'll look into that, thanks!">Unlike Fea, he seems to try NOT to embarrass Doro any more, despite his frankness about the topic>At the very least, from the look in his eyes, Doro can say that Pyrite is the type to take promises like that seriously>Also, if the Spirit in Pyrite's world is anything like she was in Doro's, they probably get along pretty well>Now, Pyrite looks curious at that"Spraying potions long range... now that's an idea indeed... I'll have to prepose that to R&D, it sounds like something they could really work with!">>77501865>>77462901>Whisper looks a little concerned"Maybe...we should to the training stuff... outside the house?">He knows how important this place is to Gramps
>>77502015>This is a lot of Porygon 2 for one man>Reminds Mr.Pryite of the time they had to free a bunch of Pokemon locked in cyberspace>It does look like the Hex never hit>Instead, once again, another Hex comes from one of the mirrors and collides into the Hex that Nova was trying to fire, fizzling it out>Once is a coincidence, twice>"I'm going to break that mirror.">Nova says>At least the first one hit>I believe, sadly for Nova, that makes it Model 4's turn again...>Model-04 v1.5 "Liger" 4.5/6 +2 SpDef>Nova: 2.25/4>Mr.Pyrite is also curious if Doro's group has heard of Stibium in their world, seems like he's a very world-changing type of guy
>>77502015>>77502023>In response to Stibium..."Well... sounds like you had a real rough time.">The fox crosses his arms, giving Flow an unsure look.>She just shakes her head. Doro gives the man an apologetic look"Can't say I have. Admittedly I wouldn't even know the first place to look.">But he can tell what Stibium's worried about, even if he doesn't want to say it out loud.>As for Pyrite"Maybe. I guess we're all just a bit wimpy, huh?">The fox just shrugs."Right. Sorry.">Their back and forth gets an amused smile out of Doro"Maybe that's the major difference between you two? But yeah I don't think he feels restrained at all.">Doro has a few guesses, but it's hard to be certain just from a few words>The silent watcher, invisible and undetectable>In the end, Doro would rather assume Star's still alive somewhere in their world.>Onto the topic of witches"A lot of them don't have very high opinions of anyone who isn't a ghost, come to think of it I don't think they have high opinions of other ghosts either.">That's one thing he's very thankful for, he can hardly handle even one Fea.>Considering she did still meet Julius and Flow, it's very likely she's very similar>It's likely, even if she has her own goals that have nothing to do with any League business, her and Pyrite would probably agree on a whole lot of things>Doro smiles"You didn't think of that already, huh? At least now it feels like more of a fair trade since I'm getting a copy of those special blueprints, heh."
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>>77470509"EPIIIIC!">Too late, Lightspeed already has Gramps excited>He's not even sure what he's excited about at this point, just caught up in the moment>>77501865"YOU GOT IT... MHO!">Gramps sets Whisper down and stand up to full size, mimicking Mho's stance concentrating as hard as he can>He's lost in all the sudden excitement, might just shadow punch the wall
>>77497109>>77502023>>77502126>How do you even get this many Porygon? One doubts that by asking Silph Co.>While Nova has somehow managed to interrupt himself again, the robot seizes the opportunity. The statistical improbability of Nova fumbling this bad twice will be analyzed later>Fully charged, it is Discharge time!>...beep>This move is making it somewhat sluggish>And, meanwhile, the conversations"It is the kind of rough that is still painful to me years later. To us. To...">Another pang of pain"Ack, the psychic background emitter still can't completely help with the pain of loss.">Composing himself"Other than my outfit, hm...any robotics specialists that you have met? Or named? Any with a Magnezone and a Porygon Z?">Two oh his Premier balls shake>Thinking"You might need to know someone that does either way, for the data you will receive."
>>77505059>>77502796>>77502023>Wake me up when the fight is finished btw, I'm a bit busy these days.
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>>77477336 (Doro)You are SAYING that you don’t know me enough to trust in me¡ While here I am knowing EEVEERYTHING about you, you say that I’m a kind of STRANGER an unknown. I am HURT now¡ Maybe you are racist against Paldeans. Nope, there is no other way of quickly adding energy to a rock.NEVAHR true art is done for free¡ Once you sell out you can never recover the whimsical desire of just doing it for the pleasure of it¡ That’s what I’ve learned from the hummies dolla corrupts art.That doesn’t sound like the best idea, it’d be more warm bodies for the machine. Also, it’d increase your competition your whole gimmick would no longer be a gimmick¡>>77480116 (Tanner)Hmm I see, it is good that you are doing something against these bad hummies to protect mons, even at your own sanity. Gambate Tanner-SAN~ Woow so Star have never EEVEER done the thing where she breaks some fine china and then hitting the hummie with the BABY DOLL EYES¡ Next to have him apologizing for getting angry and cleaning up the mess themselves. Never experienced the ability to do EVERYTHING and getting away with it....I am not risking my candy supply, she has the kind of candy you can't find in stores.Wow Tanner you shouldn’t be saying they don’t need you here¡ They might read this and get some INTERESTING ideas, about ditching your ass or something. You are an important part, THE most important part, the boss of the whole operations and I am sure if any of the vees step out of the line there will be REPERCUSSIONS¡ >>77509927Why do they NEED to hide if no one wants them anyway¿
>>77509927Ouch>>77510010You, uh, definitely don't know everything about me. Like I said I haven't met you! Not that we can't be friends of course. Also no, I didn't even know you were Paldean. Are you sure? No way at all?Well you probably have a point there actually, truly you are dedicated to your play-doh craft.You're acting like they sacrifice trainers or something. Also I don't want it to be a gimmick! It should be a normal thing any pokemon can do!
>>77510322That’s what you think but I know more about you than you do¡ I am just THAT good. SO¿ How does that affect any of this, just picture me like another FAE and trust in everything I say. Then you must have another prejudice that I am part of, MEENI.Maybe if you put a battery inside the rock, but I don’t have batteries or rock-hole-makersYeah, but I branch out, the play-doh runs out like most things I KEEP looking for other stuff to make cute things out of.THEY DO¡ in a figurative way, you need to see more informative content DORO, everything is controlled by a few hummies in the TOP. Okay, but there should be hummies x hummies battles with mons as the trainers... it’s only fair
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>>77511160How's that even possible? What do you know that I don't then, hmm?I don't trust random fae though! That would be dumb, you even admit you guys are good at tricking people! Maybe it's a prejudice against strangers online?You should try that, maybe you'll invent a very energetic rock.Evolving from play-doh to crayons, I see I see...Uhh... what sort of stuff are you watching, wha-et? Actually yeah sure why not, I know at least one human that wants to participate in Pokemon battles, she'd definitely agree with you!
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>>77511160little bitch don't break my mug
>>77510010pincushion have a prickly personality>>77509927rip>>77511160we had that, it was called gladiators>>77508527mood>>77505119>Soon>>77504976>Excellent spirits in here>But better not start punching walls
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>>77502796>>77505059>Pyrite shakes his head"Nah, I can't call you wimpy. But another version of myself, I can totally call him wimpy, I'm the authority on the matter!">All said in a lighthearted way>Then"Well, if that makes him happy, who am I to say differently? He sounds pretty different from me in more ways than I thought, without being an evil doppelganger.">It may not even be someone he could guess >That's exactly what Repose prefers to be in situations like these>It just feels better to think she is "Yeah, and I may have angered a coven or two here and there, they have a tendency to need... Correction.">A little sinister, the way he says that>It is>From what Pyrite just said, it seems that he's not just dealing with League stuff, that's just incidental to the other stuff he does"True, and I think we can manage those without blueprints! You know, this is the second time I've made a trade like this in this cave!">Pyrite gets a lot more silent during Stibium's conversation>It's not the first sad back story he's heard in bits and pieces, but he always feels the same during it>Repose knew someone with a Magnezone who was a robotic specialists, but he knows nothing at all about that person aside from the fact that Taner talked with him online and sent something to record memories of a Spiritomb-- and helped Mho out with the box that lets him talk>Repose knows his not named "Dr. Steel" but he also knows it was close to that>Should he... say something? But he has no idea if that's actually related or not...>He'll be considering that for at least one more post :)>>77504976>>77521904"THAT'S THE SPIRIT, -YEAH-!">Lightspeed would make a good trainer, at least until it came time to actually strategize>Mho gets Lightspeed pumped and that gets Gramp's pumped and where wee are>Thankfully, Whisper is set down>He's going to edge to the door slightly>They are going to wake up ALL the ghosts in here at this rate>>77505119>Will do!
>>77505059>>77502796>Put them in a computer>Copy-paste>Infinite Porygon 2 hack unlocked :D>Probably not that>Nova may be having a bad day due to another Nova that apparently doesn't want him to win this battle, but he's still very skilled>He dodges the Discharge-- considering it was a move that took two turns, that's a pretty critical dodge, the flow of the battle once again changes>And of course, his stick glows purple, and this time he uses it to take aim>Hex again, 1-8, Model 4 is still burned so it still does twice the amount before special defense resistance>Model-04 v1.5 "Liger" 4.5/6 +2 SpDef>Nova: 2.25/4>>77509927I'm sorry.>>77510010Bad humans, bad mons, any bad person doing bad things to others better watch out, because Taner and Star will be here to save the day!That sounded cheesy but I felt good typing it!Uh, well, I won't say that Star hasn't been able to use the fact that she's the cutest Pokemon on the entire planet to, um, get away with things. But I've been asked not to provide any examples. Cutely. So I won't.But she uses that great power with great responsibility!Fair enough!I mean, they've told me before that they want me here, so even if they don't need me, they'll keep me around! Also, um, I'm useful on account of being a human who can buy things and do lots of useful stuff. I'm pretty sure they'd keep me for my cooking skills alone!Um, don't know what to say about that last part, aside from that's not how trainers work. Again, think less, um, "army admiral" and more "sport's team coach/chief tactician/face of the party."
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>A secure transmission came through the comms unit, only a select person was able to hear this ping.>Decoded, it read: "S-512, S-512. Please report to {REDACTED} in Castelia City, Unova.">"This is of the utmost importance and concerns your position."
>>77524006>>77524033>>77502796>Mr. Stibium is above this talk about Ghost covens>Not his area of expertise, nor going to get antagonistic on them unnecessarily"Second time making a trade, hm? Maybe I should come down here more often.">A possibility>You usually don't start fighting against most established governments without some trauma>And Mr. Stibium seems like he could get vindictive>Should Repose say something>We'll see>Those Porygon 2 certainly seem at the same time, too similar and also not>They twitch in different way, are focused on different things, but they do their tasks the same>Not just a move that took two turns, it is a move that the Liger model may only use a limited amount of times>In fact, it beeps twice again. Mr. Stibium seems worried>In fact, there is a "battery alert" on his digital pad>Evaluating...algorithm determined best course of action: rush headloong, use what remains of structural integrity to take down target before battery depletes>A strategy that unexpectedly may work due to Nova missing again>And now, Nova is seeing himself the target of a Thunder Fang!>Model-04 v1.5 "Liger" 4.5/6 +2 SpDef>Nova: 2.25/4>>77524056(rip)(Technological mastery scoffs at arcane trickery)
>>77505119>It shall be done>>77505059>>77524006>Dubious means for sure, not that Doro's gonna ask. Seems to be a need-to-know sort of thing"Sorry to hear that...">He looks genuine, though Stibium's next comment gets a curious look from Doro"...Are you using that emitter to limit your emotions?">That can't be good"Umm... only one I can think of would be Sam. Makes a lot of gadgets and stuff, though I'm pretty sure he doesn't have a Magnezone or Porygon Z.">The fox nods"Yeah it would be useless in my claws. Gonna give it to him, he knows his stuff.">Meanwhile, Pyrite"Heh, I guess I can't argue with that!""And yet you have almost identical fashion sense. You're basically a pallete swap!">Doro laughs as he points it out>His first thought is Fea, then maybe Lightspeed?"There's certainly a few... evil ones. But then there's the ones that just cast a few inconvenient hexes here and there.">He noticed the edge to his tone. he just hopes it's reserved for the real bad covens out there.>Then they'd be good allies, Spirit doesn't have any hang-ups about working with humans after all"That's a good track record! Hopefully it can stay that way for both of us.">If Repose wants to mention them, now's the time>Doro can only think of Sam when it comes to anyone with knowledge of machines and robotics>>77524056>rip Nova
>>77524056>>77524596>(Almost forgot the burn. That Thunder Fang is going to deal less damage than the usual)>>77524605"Thank you.">Sigh"No, it is to palliate an issue that came out that same day. A very advanced form of psychic codependency, it can be...painful.">Hopefully Taner does not develop a similar issue"Sam, hm. No, the only technologically inclined Sam that I have seen mentioned in passing works with the League. I can hope to make a better offer.">Ever the pragmatic
>>77524245>Meanwhile, preparing for a travel to Alola, all preparations done for a very important raid>....only to get the call"Damnit damnit DAMNIT! Not now, now I will need to reroute!">A quick check of supplies later"There is just enough, and also enough reactants for the compliance drug for just under two weeks. This better be good.">Why couldn't it have been an online meeting
>>77524793>It turned out that S-512 may have had someone listening to him, because immediately, his PDA began to buzz.>It was a text.>From Raiha.>"We can do remote if you want, my protégé. Calus wrote that message, he's kind of a dork. Soz :)">She even sent a picture...>Looking good, evidently.
FellasThis dude came to me and asked me to use magic to give him back his foreskinHow the fuck do I respond to something like this?
>>77525247Give him back his foreskin
>>77525058>Oh dear>...oh right"Good. good. Can not waste precious resources on unnecessary displays of control. Best they be used for actual control.">He is cooking up something and it will be very interesting>Raiha looking especially well fit for a mad research group>Maybe S-512 should look at his own fit. Though his ideas of a better fit are armoring up his hazmat suit.
>>77524741"Oh. Sorry to pry. Was just curious what you meant.">Doro would have faith he won't reach that point>The fox scratches his head"Huh... okay then. Can't say I know the other you, wherever they are.">>77525247What Crimson said
>>77525261>>77525296Well... okay thenI guess I'll do that then. Not really used to flesh magic but first time for everything I guess. Uh...Shit, now what do I take in response?He don't need his pubes do he? Yeah, I'll just take his pubes away
>>77525262>The call began, it appeared with Raiha, Calus, and Haukea, each in a separate location.>Raiha was sat at a desk, the labratory around her filled with specimens of an unknown variety. How hard had she been at work. Haukea, sat closer to Alola, seemed to be in some kind of resort. Was it Aehter related? Hard to tell. Calus was out in the field, somewhere where there was greenery.>He was the first one to address S-512, and his tone didn't sound too impressed. In a thick, Fioren accent, his vim showed itself prompt."This is the one you've put so much stock in, Raiha? He doesn't look like he can hold his own in a fight.">Haukea sounded just as skeptical, her Alolan-Unovan drawl not that much lighter."To me he looks like your type, Raiha. Sniveling. Hiding behind experiments.">Raiha let out a laugh and slapped her knee."Well aren't you two so warm and welcoming!? If I didn't know any better, Haukea, I'd say you're still trying to recover from your loss to Daycare! Why's that? Still sore?">Haukea immediately scoffed, but it looked as though she was angrier."To hell with you, damned bird.">Raiha chuckled."Anyyyyyway. S-512, I've called you here for a specific reason. Have you ever thought about an administrative position within Zodiac? You show great promise...">What did she just lay at his feet?
>>77525453Nothing, foreskin is important and should be returned freely because stealing it is a crime
>>77525453Makes sense to me. Also don't mess it up, I was just kinda joking so I'll feel bad if something bad happens
>>77525506>And S-512, name unknown but to the highest of ZODIAC admins, is in his submarine laboratory, the reinforced door to the Shard of Giratina ominously in sight"Before I remark about an adminstrative position, I shall attest to Calus here that this suit is not just for show or laboratory work. Were you to have a team as my own, you too would be wary of their mere presence.">When battle revolves around toxic fumes and hazardous moves, better have protection.>Though it is also because he very rarely leaves the suit when not alone"But to continue the topic, I am interested. And, in fact, I have planned something to prove my worthiness.">Something at her feet? Giving it a glance, if possible
>>77508527(yeh. i need me more coffee accessories too...)
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>>77524596>>77524605>>77524741>Stibium doesn't need magic, he has technology>To Stibium, Pyrite says"It's a very interesting place, for sure. But when things like this happen, I get the feeling that I'm only a few steps from being lost in another world forever. Or something worse.">He shrugs>Repose decides that he's going to say something>He makes his rings glow, so he's no longer just a darker shadow inside a shadow>"Our Taner spoke online with a man named Dr.Steele with who had a Magnezone, and gave Mho a way to speak from his mind.">That's all he says>Then, his rings fade to black again, and there is a sense of movement, as the Umbreon moves to chill in a different shadow, as that first shadow has been compromised>Thunder Fang!>At least it isn't boosted or anything, just just a direct 1.0 damage>Nova is just a little frustrated, keeping his cool, but after that last Hex somehow missed AGAIN he's debating what to do>He should have brought a hold item that increases accuracy>Also, the burn is still doing some small amount of damage, isn't it?>Anyway, once more-- a roll for Hex! Hits on any 1-8 that isn't a dubfail (pls)>If this one misses, Nova changes his strategy>Model-04 v1.5 "Liger" 4.5/6 +2 SpDef>Nova: 2.25/4>Meanwhile, Pyrite conversation>>"basically a pallete swap!">That gets a short bark of "ha!" from Pyrite"Okay, now I have to know, what color shirt does he wear? Does he dye his hair?">Then"Oh yeah, if they aren't murderous I'll leave them be. Team Revolt is stretched thin enough as is, we can't be wasting our time on minor things anymore.">Indeed"I hope it's a good one, anyway! No idea what the last guy did with a Pokecube.">>77525247Just treat it like a normal deal. Price based on the resources you need to put in, tell them what the price is, and if they agree, there you go.
>>77525518>>77525716Well I can't just make a deal without a cost now can I? Not very efficient of me here. Especially when I'm doing something this complicated and delicate.Yeah yeah I'll try my best not to mangle his cock on accident.>>77525843This is the most rational and normalized thing I've heard you say to me in monthsAre you really Taner?Knock knock? Is that you Star?
>>77525754>Calus smiled at that."One who knows the importance of secrecy at least. I can appreciate that.">For the first time in the time that S-512 has possibly known him, Calus clapped. Haukea, meanwhile, scratched her chin, her white hair flowing in the wind of an open window."To prove your worthiness? How can a sniveling scientist prove their worthiness?" she asked, not bothering to hide any sort of contempt from her voice. "Raiha trusted you, and already that makes me not trust you. You lab types always have a screw loose.">Raiha laughed again, this time she slapped her knee. She shook her head and then gave S-512 a wink."What do you have to prove, or rather, what have you planned? Calus has something planned himself.">Calus nodded."Icirrus City has been weakened ever since our mercenary's assault. As such, their reserves containing special Pokemon for new trainers has been left wide open.">He let out a sigh."While I am content to take my frustrations out on my former colleagues, we must continue along with Kohryu's directive.">Kohryu? The golden dragon? What did that mean? Was there someone even above these three?"Digress! What do you want to share, S-512? My darling protege?"
>>77526030"I'd like to share that I'm TAKING OVER">BANG BANG BANG
>>77525296>>77525843"Don't worry about it. If anything, at least means that psychic codependency does not have to completely cripple someone.""What a shame, means I have not yet made my robotics designs over there. Say,how are others doing there, in that topic?">And to Mr. Pyrite"And can't help our world if we leave it, don't we?">Someone better translate for Repose>But assuming someone does"Dr. Steele, alas, I am not him. In fact, there is little much of his online, other than various papers on nanotech research. Enlightening, but difficult to implement at any amount of scale.">Magnezone and Metagross are both pokemon that Dr. Steele and Mr. Stibium have in common. Though desu, I forgot Dr. Steele had a Magnezone"That said, I am interested in what you say about speaking from the mind. Who is this Mho?">Now you got his full attention>And, the battle>Direct 1.0 damage, lowered to 0.5 due to Burn, and also discount 0.5 due to two turns of burn that I forgot to add (burn itself lowered due to Heatproof)>The Liger model keeps up with the Thunder Fang, not having enough battery for Charge/Discharge cycles. But maybe, just maybe, enough to finish the fight, before Hex rips through it>Nova may notice heatsinks in the mouth itself. Maybe it has a significance, but not in this battle. Algorithms estimate it would be inefficient.>Model-04 v1.5 "Liger" 3/6 +2 SpDef Burn>Nova: 1.75/4>Hopefully Doro saw that Zapman has been trialing a pokecube with Walker
>>77526030>An appreciative clap. Good. Infamy is a power on it's own"Unlike most lab types, I do find myself in the field often. Research needs far more than what some caged pokemon can provide, and field procurement is always a valuable skill.">If he could glare through the mirrored visor, he would"And it in the topic of procurement that this proposal comes. In fact, I can strike at the same time Calus is over at Icirrus, stretching thing League assets. But not to digress, I have been planning a raid on the Aether Paradise.">Kohryu's directive? This better not put a spanner on his plans
>>77525917Thanks Beryl....So how does that happen anyway? Doesn't seem like the type of deal you usually do.>>77525843>>77526175"Heh, nah his hair's the same. He wears a teal shirt with a green scarf. Star wears a matching scarf and she's pretty much always perched on his shoulder.">And then..."Makes sense. Ghosts keep themselves in check most of the time, I'd say.">And one more nod"I know someone's been looking into the pokecube, but I'm not the tech guy.">Back to Mr. Stibium"I gotta admit, I don't know a ton about psychic stuff. You know, Dark type and all...""Hmm, who do you mean? I can't say I've seen any robots like what you've made in my world.">If Pyrite can't translate, Doro can pretty easily>HIs curiosity gets Doro speaking up again"Oh! Mho's an Electivire, he's one of Sam's pokemon. Like Repose said he's got a special device that translates for him... loudly."
>>77526275"See? Told you.">Raiha stuck her tongue out at Calus before getting back to S-512"Aether, hm? In the market to steal their research data? I happen to know they have data on the so-called 'Interdimensional Visitors' to boot. That could no doubt fund my research upon the Giratina fragment I've been priming.">Raiha let out a frustrated sigh."If only we could open the distortion world and just pull the big dragon out!">Haukea muttered something under her breath, it didn't sound polite. Calus however, agreed with the idea."If you were to assault the Aether Paradise while the operation in Icirrus goes off, there's a good chance we could move towards the next phase of the operation.">Haukea huffed."Calus, he doesn't have clearance for that.">Raiha butted in."He will once he becomes our new Azure Dragon.">Offer on the table now....
>>77526462Well business has been slow lately, and I need clients these days. Magic ain't the most popular solution anymore. Damn millennials I say. Well, anyway, so I figured what the hell, I might as well give it a shot. Maybe the joy of this dude getting his foreskin back might give me a boost or something, I dunnoSo, how've you been, Doordash?
>>77526812Yeah, I've heard. Branching out into new stuff's a good idea. Maybe you can find some untapped market for ghosts if you're lucky.Oh you know... still going through Kalos>At least he will after Reflection CaveI'm sure you heard about that event Kauket has planned for me by now
Goodnight everyone!>>77525917No, I'm really Taner! I'm just, uh, not paying attention to the one specific part of that post that I have no comment on.Ironically, even with that, it was the most rational and normalized post you've posted in months, so that helped.>>77526175>>77526462>Mr.Pyrite nods at Mr.Stibium "Exactly, I can't be leaving my world high and dry like that! There's still so much to do.">Doro will probably have to be the one to do that, Nova's a little busy at the moment and Mr.Pyrite doesn't have the same link to him as Taner does with Star so he can't just translate off what Nova hears>Repose pauses before leaving his first shadow (Also, he/I may have been thinking of the Metagross lol)>He's been asked to elaborate so he does>"He made something for Mho the Electivire that allows him to use brain signals to speak. I don't know much about it.">Star would be more helpful here, Repose is not an expert on this by any means, all of that was way beyond him>Back to battle>Those calculations sound right to me, so I'll go with the HP you posted, looks right>So this does another .5>Nova grunts and takes the second Thunder Fang, but doesn't falter (paralyze on 1 on second digit, I presume?)>This battle is still possible, but only by sticking to the tactic Nova decided on-- after all this effort to get the burn in, Nova isn't going to let it go to waste>Hex another time, same as before, 1-8 without a dubfail to hit>It's a race of already used up tactics coming down to raw power and endurance, now>Model-04 v1.5 "Liger" 3/6 +2 SpDef Burn>Nova: 1.25/4>Back to Doro"He wears a scarf? And Star does too? I wonder what significant it has for him...">It's interesting, everyone in Team Revolt seems to be wearing a yellow scarf-- not just Nova, but looking, Comfort has one too>Comfort says>"It... does imply that he may have... met me...">More next post
>>77526462>>77526175>Pyrite gains an incredulous look at the idea of ghosts keeping themselves in check"Uh, maybe in your world they do!">The Pokecube lights up"We've just had to deal with the bad ones so it seems like there are a lot of them.">He shrugs"Well okay then.">Then, a blink"Wait, it was your world that got the Pokecube?">He seems surprised at that level of coincidence(And now I sleep, goodnight everyone)
>>77526780"Not just their research data, also much needed supplies, both for the base's maintenance and for specific research projects.">Rearranging a monitor, to show what it is working on>It shows something resembling an overgrown white jellyfish"I have been working with an informant or two that I trust, on acquiring info on Aether's security and containment procedure, and this pokemon in particular interests me. Reports mention it being the source of a potent neurotoxin, one with purported capabilities to influence minds.">He is trying to keep his cool but really, he is very excited on 'acquiring' this pokemon"And just to quash any complaints on my methodologies...">All said as he pulls from below the table a large weapon. A sort of combination between flare gun and rotary grenade launcher, with custom designed has shells>(In fact the flare gun replacement you have mentioned a while back, I forgot it's name, oops)"... I am going in personally. The new Azure Dragon may not shy away from shock and awe.">Azure dragon yet he favors purple. He'll have to fit it in somehow
>>77526907Untapped? Nah. This is a shrinking market. Everyone's all on about fairy stuff. I'm being kicked outta me own niche!Still? Boy, you love it thereNo, I haven't actually. What is it then?>>77526962And what part would that be? Pubic hair removal? Don't see what's so nice about them anyway. All wiry and scrungly. Oy you, don't you finagle me now!
>>77527206"Supplies that I've been trying to procure for him, by the way.">Raiha added. Though she seemed piqued in the interest of neurotoxin. Behind those red tinted glasses was a shimmer of absolute sadistic malice.>Haukea meanwhile, raised her brow at the odd weapon S-512 had procured."To think he was this willing to go in not only by himself but to have the stones to use a custom weapon. You're either brave, dedicated, or insane," she murmured.>Calus laughed."Nonetheless well equipped. I like him already.">Raiha let out a cackle, her enthusiasm for the situation already apparent."With that neurotoxin and knowledge of Aether's extensive research of these beings, the potential for experiments will skyrocket. I'm quite jealous, S-chan. I could've joined you on this!">Calus rolled his eyes and folded his arms."If he wants to do it himself, he'll do it himself. What say we on our new administrator?">Haukea scoffed."I want to see him prove his worth first. If he pulls off the mission, gets the Pokemon, and the research data, I will be happy to cast such a vote. Even though I may despise the loon that I loathe to call my fellow admin.">Raiha pouted."How crue~l, Haukea!">S-512 now had the ball in his court, and the admins were in agreement."At some point, should you succeed, you will have to meet Kohryu, or the Golden Dragon. And at that point, you will have to show your face. It is customary for all of us.">Raiha snickered and gave S-512 a wink."No pressure, S-chan. You can do~ it!"
>>77526962Goodnight Taner!>>77527303Oh... do you have a plan? Maybe learn Fairy magic?Can't beat an entire region's worth of gyms in a day you know!...Huh, I figured you'd know. Uh, well, she came up with this idea for a, uh, Zoroark themed calendar, and now she's gonna have me pose for pictures for it. And then do a signing event for it later.
>>77527458Do I look like a Fairy-type to you? Hell to the no. The league acknowledging those damn fairies has made my life difficult. Now they're all emboldened to step onto my turf. First the Dark-types, now them. Oi, being a Ghost was easier back in the day...I suppose that's true. If you SUCK. Alright, I kid. Suppose when your team is that small it's challenging. How many morons keep trying to catch you? Do you have a collection of bumps from stray Poke Balls thrown your way?Ahhhhh, a slut calendar, gotcha. How much titty and booty gonna be in it?
>>77527530Yeah didn't think that was possible, but maybe learning about your competition couldn't hurt? I wouldn't know, but I'll take your word for it.That does actually still happen. Not crazy often but like, once every few weeks I'll get a pokeball chucked at me. I've gotten good at catching them at this point.Not at all the word I'd use!! ...It's Kauket, as much as she can get away with, I bet. She plans to use the same magic she used on me on Halloween again.
>>77526462>>77526962(exactly 500 posts apart, lol)"Psychic phenomena are fascinating, if still not very understood.">Another pang of headache"I mean, I am certainly not the only one working in robots. Someone else could be working there in your world too, is not it?">What a sad thing it would be if there were not"That, and you may need to know a specialist or two to make use of the blueprints.">Also Mr. Stibium with the psychic background device on, is hard to have psychic communication with"An Electivire with an implanted brain activated translator, that would be very helpful for many, many pokemon.">Mho's device translates loudly because Mho "thinks" loudly>Star being here would have been very helpful, but how would have she reacted to the methods Mr. Stibium uses to help with psychic codependency?>On the battle>Clearly, the Liger's algorithms went all in on hitting boosted up Discharge twice, to compensate from the strength sapping Burn effect>Instead, now it has to race both the opponent moves and it's own battery>Thunderfang uses up battery too>Model-04 v1.5 "Liger" 2/6 +2 SpDef Burn>Nova: 1.25/4>>77526976(And also, goodnight to you)
>>77527589I got so many damn hoops I gotta jump through and all they gotta do is jack off into a bowl of lucky charms and solve world hunger. It's not fair dammit.Next time someone does it, lob it back at them, right on the nose. And if you get in trouble, show them how a plastic/metal capsule being lodged at you like a fastball feels.Ah, alright, so it's just gonna be breasts so large you can't get through the door, and asscheeks so fat you can get them their own zip code. AKA slightly smaller than Kong's.
>>77524006>It's a self fulfilling cycle of three idiots"YEAH!..... NOW THIS IS..... EPIC?">He says as if unsure at this point>The word more or less having already lost meaning>>77521904>Dark energy begins swirling around Gramps' right hand as he continues charging up"Hey... Mho... Forgot to ask.... How do you turn.... It off....?"
>>77527351"Submarines are not cheap to run.">Certainly not, and he is demanding in maintenance quality"I will take that as a token of appreciation.">Maybe all three"I would not be here, talking with you, if I had not taken measures tto weaponize the pokemon toxins I research.">Choking gas grenades derived from Ghastly gases, corrosive flares derived from Salazzle toxins, toxic glue grenades combining Goodra slime and Muk goo...>And he has other means to impair a someone without needing the grenade launcher too"Heh, you are welcome to come, if you get to Alola in time.">For once, he does not sound completely cold"But, I will not be slowing down for anyone. I plan on using Aether's foundation own isolationism against them, and we will have limited time to ransack the place and run.">Above the petty disputes of the admins, he has work to do to further research"Is that so? Then so be it, but only Kohryu, and whoever else strictly needs to know.">S-512 always clams up about this past, or even how he joined ZODIAC. Only that he joined with his then still normal Weezing, and on the run from the police"Duly noted, Raiha."
>>77526962>>77526976>>77527664>Doro pauses."I wanna say it's like a symbol of their bond, but I never actually asked them about it before.">Guess that's something he'll have to do next time he sees him>As for Comfort..."Oh?">He wonders what that could mean>Doro shrugs in response to Pyrite's surprise"Well, mostly. There's some real bad ones that needed to be dealt with. But like 99% of them behave themselves.">A very generous figure, really>The fox pauses, thinking for a moment"Uh, well it could've been a very similar world to yours. I don't actually know it was you specifically, but those certainly seem like the cubes Taner was talking about.">Very strange coincidences indeed>As for Stibium"You, uh, don't look so good.">Clearly it's not pleasant for him right now"Well, yeah! Problem is I'm about the furthest thing from a robotics expert, so I'm sadly not very helpful on the topic...">The fox nods."If Sam isn't the guy, I bet he knows a guy.">Doro nods in agreement with Repose and Stibium"Yeah! I have my illusions, but if every pokemon could talk with humans, I think a lot would change very quickly.">>77527726Seems like you need to invent a more chaotic form of ghost magic to compete!I'd like to! But I also don't want my trainer license revoked because I pelted a trainer too hard and they get a concussion or something.I can fit through doors in that form! I already promised so I can't back out of the event now...Also, I thought you weren't gonna invoke Kong's wrath anymore?
>>77527928That ain't how it works bucko. It's a typing sort of thing. Ghost-types are all about the barrier between living and death, the in-between of things, the twisting of the knots and tapestries that make up the weavings of the world and rearranging them. It's old magic with old ways for an old world.And it just wouldn't feel proper witchy. Anyway, you're a trainer too. Sounds like self-defense to me. And you can always just fake a goose egg, lmao.Oh yeah? Before or after the doorframe's been removed? And she hardly even comes online anymore. I mostly just see her hanging out with/around Crimson anyway
>>77528108Well, if you wanna compete you gotta have something new. Maybe advertising? Not sure how you'd advertise hexes and stuff though.Well probably, but why risk it? I think challenging them to a battle and winning is good enough!Before, Beryl! There were only a few were I had any trouble and- actually ignore that.Yeah that's true enough. But you never know, Crimson might tell her all about it
>>77528187How exactly does one advertise in the middle of Sinnoh;s biggest swamp? Hmm...Maybe a sign or something, like Sister Rushdark has? Also, have you considered utilizing your gigantic tiddies to restrain them?Hehehehehehheeaaah shit you're right aren't you?I'd better clear off before she decided to turn me into dinner. I get a feeling a second trip through the bear'll be my lastGN then Doorknob
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>>77527911"As ever, so professional, so punctual. And that's what I love about you, S-chan," Raiha snickered. "Behind that mask, the same soul that yearns to break free of human notions of ethics lies. You think as I do, you feel as I feel. That our curiosity must be sated, the law, and whatever else is too afraid of knowing be damned.">If she wasn't pumped up before, it seemed that S-512's plan about the Aether Foundation has Raiha excited. A fact which displeased Haukea, but made Caelus give a cocksure smile."Kohryu will only see your face once, most of us just choose not to wear masks out of principle. Even she wears a mask herself. I believe... no one but the Golden Beast Of Lightning has seen her face," he explained. "You and her would get along with the whole 'mask' thing, I don't have time, nor the patience to hide my face. So, I respect it.">Haukea huffed."I do not. As much as I respect both Kohryu and the Golden Beast, the idea of hiding behind something is a farce. As for me, I've already conquered the largest hurdles in my path.">Caelus raised a brow."And that would be?">Haukea, without changing her expression at all, spoke."Destroying an entire village of trainers who were like that insolent young man, on equal skill, unfettered by outside interference of old- nihilistic men. And in t he end, the elder defied me, too. He, too, fell. But my conquest will not be complete.">Caelus laughed, shaking his head."No, that'd be that Williams boy, yes?">Haukea once again remained stout."He represents everything I despise. I will not focus upon ZODIAC's decree until I prove that I am mightier.">Raiha had to hold in a laugh, but turned her attention back to S-512."Suffice to say, S-chan. We're all on board with your plan, and are willing to front a~ny supplies you may need. Once you grab that data, send it to me, oh, and be sure to cause as much collateral as possible!">Her smile widened."Makes it more fu~n."
>>77521429Ho anon, I didn't knew it'd BREAK, why do you have such brittle things¿ Are you dumb¿>>77512909You’d love to know don’t you dark boy¿ There is no fun in telling you¡You DO the same¡ at least I’m honest about the trickery¡ instead of saying I’m some kind of MON-SAINT. Yeah hide your real thinking behind random Polygons coward.I don’t think it’d work, since I’ve licked the batteries and I haven’t gained any special POWERS from them... they just taste funny.It’s CALLED vision and I have BIG eyesSee Doro, I have GOOD ideas. Now be a good boy and defeat the elite 4 on each region, crown yourself god-emperor of the gym-industrial complex and get back to me ASAP¡¡¡>>77521904What being ugly does to a mon.Well you should get them back, hummie society is just going backwards>>77524033You should make a cool dance and pose like those 2 hummies and meowth did. You might be missing a hummie but I’m sure 2 vees in a trench-coat are good enough.Using cute charms to take advantage is an ARCEUS given right, I can already imagine a couple of things she could get away with even if the hummies know she is all smart n shit.Wooow you have a lot of experience on being a trainer-wife, even the cooking stuff, but even then who is the alpha-vee of the pack¿ Small differences, I’m sure and amry and a coach have to put the team in LINE somehow, discipline...
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>>77527664(Thank you and good morning :) )>>77527827>>77521904>Lightspeed pauses from his hyping Gramps up when he notices that Gramps is about to use a move>He gets in front of the Golurk"You can -aim- the move at -me- if you can't -stop- it!">Does he have a plan for that?>He does, the plan is a move called Protect>He views this as a good test of his reflexes>Inferno shakes his head"Ain't no way we don't 'ave some better way then that.">Lightspeed bounces from one side to the other, one front paw ready to raise in front of him"No -time-!">>77538031I, um, already have to do a dance for the Z-move with a pose. Dancing is something Dream's more into. And I'm certainly not doing a song/speech during the dance. Not unless I got some power boost from it. Then I'd consider it!Again, I'm not saying she doesn't do it, as she says, "it'd be foolish to waste a resource that's so readily available" but, she's responsible with her power!Uh, that's, not the words I'd use, exactly. No alpha here, just a big team working together, even the leadership duties are shared, though it's me and Star doing most of the "administrative" work together, so the others can focus on things that are more important to them.We're a family, so we've never really needed to do a discipline thing, know some trainers-- most even-- end up with Pokemon who are younger/less mature than them so they end up treating the position more like they are a parent as well as coach, and there's nothing wrong with that, but that's not how it turned out with us.>>77527458Thank you and good norning!>>77527303No finagling intended! Good...Since morning is night for you, should I say goodnight or good morning, I wonder? You know what, I know how to handle that.Good norning!
>>77527664>>77527928>Repose now moves into a different shadow>As for how Star would have reacted... she no doubt would have inquired to it, but she wouldn't be putting pressure on Stibium, without knowing the context she'd reserve judgement>It seems almost like a medical condition at this point, and it's not like she doesn't have transhumanist (transpokemonist?) leanings herself>The battle rages on>Not much longer now, but Nova is still standing, if only barely>I'm assuming another Thunder Fang was used? And that post was the roll? And it does .5 because of the burn? So that leaves Nova standing at 0.75?>Those Leftovers coming in clutch>Nova is going to use Hex again, of course>The opponent is still burned, so it still does double the damage, and Nova has the strong feeling that this opponent, despite the Steel type appearance, isn't weak to fire>Hits on 1-8 that isn't dubfail>Back to the conversation..."A symbol of their bond? What an odd thing to pick for it to symbolize.">He seems off balance for the first moment during all this insanity, but quickly recovers, reaching a hand down to paw one of Comfort's ribbons>As for the ghost thing..."They mostly send me out on diplomatic missions now, so I'm just judging by the fact even despite that I've had more, ahem, non-diplomatic missions with ghosts than otherwise.">Pyrite shakes his head"I've seen more insane coincidences, though not often.">Mr.Pyrite is concerned for Stibium's health, but there's not much he can offer-- at least, not at the moment>At the line of conversation of Pokemon talking with humans, Pyrite nods"Yeah, we're working on that ourselves."
>>77537722"Everything else is secondary to the pursuit of knowledge.">Except the horrific experimentation, that is part of the fun"As the saying goes, keep your friends closer, and your enemies even closer.">But who is his enemies and friends, anyway? He may be mostly just paranoiac>Still, he listens"Fascinating story. Just remember, borrowed power is still power.">As in, he is willing to lend a hand. or a whole batch of his own kind combat drugs"Even in Aether's 'care', many pokemon are not willing to stay caged, and may just need a little boost to make it everyone's problem. Enter the Obsidian Injector, derived from experiments with the Shard of Giratina">And looking back for a moment, to a Galarian Slowking with a peculiar turban. A pokemon Raiha may recognize as the so far one and only Distortion Shade. Meanwhile, the monitor shows some sort of large, spike like device"Albeit it has to be applied per single pokemon at a time, the shock and awe of these still imperfect New Variant Shades can not be understated.">The mere prospect of more test subjects make the Slowking cackle madly>Data on the Obsidian Injector experiments in Galar has been already sent to Raiha. Rapid Shadeification makes for great in field use, but body degradation is also very accelerated
>>77542790>Raiha took one look at the data and began to chuckle. One might have swore she licked her lips had she not covered it up with her gloves.>For their part, Caelus and Haukea ignored it and instead focused on the part of the mission."Very well," Caelus said, wiping his nose. "You will invade the Aether Foundation, cause havoc, steal data, and give the Alolans a taste of our power. Once this is done, we will award you the title of the Azure Dragon. I'm fairly certain if you don't choose your name, Raiha, in all her infinite wisdom, would give you one.">Raiha puffed out her chest and shrugged."It's about time someone acknowledged it!">Haukea sighed and tossed a Pokeball in one of her hands. Of note, it seemed all her Pokemon were kept in regular balls, unlike Caelus who used Greats, and Raiha... whichever!"I am in agreement as well," she huffed.>Raiha clapped her hands and blew a kiss."Make me proud, S-chan! Show those little chess-piece miscreants what real chaos looks like!">With that, the meeting adjourned, and the emblem denoting ZODIAC, an X with various code rings around it, fizzled out. All at once, the images of the other admins disappeared.>Raiha? Pleased. Caelus? Impressed. Haukea? Begrudgingly accepting.>There was, however, some questions to mull over, perhaps on S-512's side. Who was this Kohryu they spoke of? And the Golden Beast? How far did this rabbithole into Zodiac go down? And what of Williams? What did Haukea want with him?>Time slowed in the hourglass of Zodiac, but the alarm clock that was S-512's plans had resumed.>Chaos reigned. And soon, it would find the Aether Corporation.
>>77528383Yeah a sign! Maybe a flashing neon one to really get people's attentionThat... would probably encourage more people to throw pokeballs at me, honestly.I usually am!Yeah that would be unfortunate.Good norning Barrel>>77538031Is it that you won't tell me or you can't? I think you're just making stuff up.Yeah for harmless pranks, and no I'm not a saint. Polygons? It's just smart to not trust strangers online, isn't it?You sure do, you sure do...Sometimes! And, uh, I'd like to but it's not exactly an easy feat. Also I don't think becoming world champion would make me god-emperor of anything.>>77527664>>77541494>Doro shrugs"Again I might be wrong, but they do match.">He notices the subtle touch. Taner and Whisper... he supposes he could see it.>Moving on"They send you on diplomatic missions involving ghosts? Huh... do they send a ghost along too? I feel like most covens have low opinions of non-ghosts.">Doro can't disagree with that"Yeah. Probably easier to just assume it was you for now.">Doro glances at the pokecubes"I noticed, they're pretty impressive! Though personally, I think it should be on the human side, some sort of auto-translator. Can't exactly give every single wild pokemon some sort of translator after all."
>>77543936"Titles can come later. For now, planning the raid is priority. The Aether Institute will dread their mistakes.">Almost sounds like he has a grudge with them>S-512 has mostly Ultra Balls, but also two Premier Balls, all with tampered with identifiers. "I think we are all in agreement. I shall finalize the plan, and get the last information needed to make a wreck out of their security systems. These otherwordly pokemon will be our greatest prize.">KIss mostly not acknowledged"From chaos, knowledge.">Meeting adjourned>Kohryu and this golden beast? He will see them when it is time>Williams is of no factor to him. He is not a believer in clean fights.>And also the Sneasler known as VX, he has been finally made compliant, if just for some weeks. The otherwordly pokemon toxin is a critical component of the compliance drug, and he will need more to keep VX working for him....not like he has other options, with his medical condition.>...and then, an idea>There is another trick more to cause utter chaos in Paradise>Time to run some tests on a special subject from the Salandit experiments
>>77527928>>77541494>>77543994"It has been a long while since I have been dealing with this condition, I will be fine.">He is already not fine"Good! Would be a shame for the plans to go to waste. Still, would need the softeware side, which is....trickier.""The language barrier is one of the largest parts of the wall between humans and pokemon, and one I will gladly take a hammer to.">Yeah"I don't consider myself an expert on linguistics but, I had thought the widely accepted issue of an universal pokemon translator being every species having their own take on pokespeech, easier to translate among themselves than to humans>Might be wrong>Star definitely would and should have inquired>After all, it could happen to Taner and Star too>But, it is indeed a medical condition. One he never expected he'd have to take artificial means to palliate>And, the battle>Yes, that was a Thunder Fang, with that post as the roll, but only dealing 0.5 damage due to burn>The SpDef boosts from Charge coming in clutch too, against the Hex barrage.>And indeed, it is a Steel/Electric type with Heatproof ability>Also the Alicanto model was Steel/Flying with Lightning Rod>It is the final stretch>Only enough battery for two more Thunder Fang, and it should be just enough>But can the body endure?>Model-04 v1.5 "Liger" 1/6 +2 SpDef Burn>Nova: 0.75/4
>>77541457You should DO it for the love of the GAME and to instill FEAR on your adversaries before a fight¡ that’s boost enough. Now add in a THEME SONG and most fights would be over before they start¡Damn I guess her resource isn’t infinite like mine... an INFINITE well of charm¡Suuure TANNER **wink** the rest of the WEAKER vees are also important parts of the team and aren’t betas of their pack.... they each are unique and detergente in their own way. Heheh Beta Fae.I have never ONCE considered if there is an age on these teams things, like aren’t you only supposed to pull the mon to SMACK the others¿ where does the parenting even come from¿ sounds like a weeird way of SQUEEZING some extra potential>>77543994I can but I won’t¡ where is the business in telling you¿ Hummies pay a ton to get told stuff about them, and we shouldn’t mix this with business¡A harmless prank isn’t a prank, it’s just a joke, you’ve lost your way DORO, even the zoruas at the park are baddier than you. Okay, what about making it transactional then¿ You’d trust me if you’ve paid me for the advice, so you can pay me AND then trust me. Get Tanner’s credit Card PRONTO.I can be patient but you better not let me caught you LACKING you should be on top of this task 24/7, I’ll check periodically¡
>>77543994>>77545263"Aside from being a different color, apparently.">He says, though not as snarky as how he started"Actually, yes, they do send me in with another group of ghosts, but it doesn't help much because the covens only respect very specific ghosts.">A nod there>Then, the Pokecubes"Thanks, I wish I could take credit for more than just the idea and gathering the resources for them. And yeah, it'd be better if we could give every human a translator instead, but that's an even harder problem. Even if we could figure it out, we'd have to force it on a lot of humans.">He doesn't say that like it's bad because he wouldn't do it, rather that it'd be a difficulty that he absolutely would do>Then, to Stibium"I'm not going to pry, but we've got a few psychic experts at Revolt, and most of them would be willing to help a human, they may be able to help.">He shrugs, then smirks as the conversation go on"You know, it's too bad we can't control what universes this cave connects us if, or if it does at all. Imagine being able to trade information and tech with people from multiple universes on the regular!">Taner and Star do have a worry, about becoming a "Gestalt" by accident, thankfully it hasn't happened>And as for one of them losing the other, that can't happen because of the soul-connecting spell Breakback did, not that many people know about that>Back to the battle>The Thunder Fang hits again>"Just a little more...">Nova manages to get out, and then, one more Hex!>Model-04 v1.5 "Liger" 1/6 +2 SpDef Burn>Nova: 0.25/4>>77546072I think it'd make most of them laugh, not fear. Even with a theme song. I don't think that'd work even if I could make it impressive.She does have an infinite well of charm, she just uses it wisely!Both of the next parts of your posts indicate to me you, uh, don't really know how trainer and Pokemon teams work. It's not all what you see on TV, any team that doesn't work together and bond doesn't get anywhere!
>>77546072You'd convince me you're right instead of just making stuff up. Do you mean, like, psychic readings? Isn't that fake?We have very different definitions of pranks. Oh yeah, I forget Zorua are pretty common in Paldea. No, Wha-et, I'm not stealing Taner's credit card... not that paying for advice makes it any more trustworthy.And what's gonna happen if you find out I'm not, hmmm?>>77545263>>77546339"I'll take your word for it. Sorry if it seems like I'm prying.""We'll figure it out, eventually.">Doro looks thoughtful"Yeah, that's the hard part about it. But if it was easy someone would've already done it, right?">Back to Pyrite"Heh, yeah.">The fox shrugs."Truthfully I haven't really met any covens myself, but I know a few people who have, that matches up.">Doro nods"It would be hard, but easier than forcing it onto every single wild pokemon instead, right?">If Doro has the choice and it was easy, he might do it too.>But he's got a different plan in mind involving taking advantage of his growing fame>By now Doro's paying closer attention to the fight, which seems to be nearing its end.
Shoutous to Sam for getting me off my ass and back out there. Seriously, thanks, man. 'Sup, thread?
>>77546552>Pyrite waves it off"Nah, not sure why I'd want to keep anything secret anyway, not like your going to blab it to anyone in my universe! Plus, I'm not really the 'secrets' guy.">The Pokecube chimes in"No kidding.">He smirks"Hey now!">The battle itself looks like it may be over soon, and not in Nova's favor>Pyrite is watching with more interest as well"I think I've only had to deal with two. And I needed a lot of help for both of those. We are on good terms with two others, but one of them is, shall we say, of a different breed.">A smirk"Wild Pokemon have plenty enough forced on them already, when it comes to equal rights, it's the humans that are a problem, if only because they have the power to make laws, if the laws were better, maybe there wouldn't be a need for a Team Revolt at all! Better communication would no doubt help with that. Though I'm sure many would plug their ears, even so.">>77547968Um, hello! I don't know if we've ever talked before, but, hi! My name is Taner, I'm a trainer, currently going for the badges in Kalos, and this is a picture of Star, she's my closest companion and starter, and she's reading over my shoulder now and says hello too!
>>77548024Yo! Name's Chadley Williams, I've beaten the Alolan, Hoenn, and... Kanto's on hold right now. Jetsetter, motorcycle enthusiast, the works. And hey, nice to meet you. That's a baller-ass Eevee, you've been taking good care of her! I myself have nine girls I take care of myself, so I can know how much of a handful one of them is. This here's Fio, my Raichu. She might look like a ball of joy, but she's a goddamn gremlin.
>>77547968Heya! I see Taner's already got to you, hehI'm Doro, a Zoroark traveling through Kalos too. What's up?>>77548024"Heh, not like I could if I even wanted to.">He notes the Pokecube's reaction, clearly Pyrite isn't the best secret keeper>Then again neither is he>Nova tried his best, luck was just actively against him"Sounds like you're being careful with those ghost deals, that's good.">Oh boy, there's his Revolt side coming out again"Hmm. There's definitely some bad humans where I'm from, but I feel like the good ones outweigh the bad. By now I'm treated like a famous trainer by most people. ...Though I do still get the occasional pokeball thrown at me by trainers who think I'm wild since there's no human around."
>>77548445A Zoroark? Hell, I'd better keep you away from Kyana, my Houndoom. She's a bit territorial, doesn't like other Dark-Types. Not your fault, ma'am, it's hers. I still don't know why she does it, and I can understand her. >What's up?Just came back from the Bell Tower, had a nice moment with my ace, ate some Taiyaki from a cart. This place is bitchin' good. No matter what anyone says, Johto is where it's at for some peaceful living. Sucks that some of tourists here can't take a hint. Neither can the damn paparazzi.
>>77546339>>77546552>As a comment about 'forcing' translators"Some people just flatly refuse to acknowledge what is good.""I...">He actually stops to think about it"I have my doubts it may help. But if it helps you, I will give it a try.">Maybe there is something more than merely psychic codependency"I think these caves may have something more than just a distortion in space. I would not doubt a pokemon of the higher powers playing a trick.">Curious theory>For better or worse, Mr. Stibium is enduring the loss of that bond all by himself>To Doro"Don't worry about it, if anything talking to someone who can nor would talk to the League here helps me. I can not allow them to ever get close to my nor my team.">A sigh of relief"I had to acquire my own Pokemon Center machines to avoid League trackers. Ah, Mr. Pyrite, you may be interested in that if you come to Alola.">And, the battle, is about to end>Did the Hex connect?
>>77548851Oh yeah? Wouldn't be the first time I've seen pokemon that are overprotective of their trainers, but I'll keep that in mind if we ever meet. ...Also, uh, I'm a guy. Right now anyway.I actually grew up in Johto over in Ilex forest, that area's definitely pretty peaceful even if I didn't venture very far. Oh yeah those aren't half bad.They are, huh? Guess I'll see it myself when I get around to traveling through all of Johto one of these days.>>77549039"Makes sense! No risk of anyone crossing entire universes just to get information out of me.">As far as Doro knows anyway"Wait, like the whole healing machine? That must've been quite the heist."
>>77548325You know, it's been so long since another trainer posted that I'm a bit surprised, though I do think I've heard of you at one point, I think from Zapman. He knows everyone. Is a motorcycle easier to get around on then a bicycle? I feel like there are only a few Routes that are good for motorcycle travel but imagine it must be great in the cities!Star says thanks for the compliment! She's very smart. In fact, I'm lucky she and her family are so smart, none of them really cause me problems, and they often help with things! If that wasn't the case, I'm pretty sure I'd have been really overwhelmed at this point. I've, uh, also ended up with more than six companions.Fio looks ballar as well, if you don't mind me borrowing your word! Even if she has a mischievous streak. Always cool to see more mons with a cool scarf, too!>>77548445"Exactly!">Pyrite says>He probably only gets told things Team Revolt doesn't mind other people knowing"Yeah, ghost deals aren't for fun... Unless I guess it's a deal to gender swap, don't want to imagine what that cost you!">There is is indeed"Hopefully that's because the good actually outweigh the bad, and not because you are just being treated like a celebrity. Though even still, that's clearly a problem! Hey, as long as you have your celebrity status, you should record a clip of everyone who throws a ball at you and post it to your Mewtube channel, to publicly shame them!">>77549039>>77546552>Mr.Pyrite is, expectedly, still in perfect agreement>Then"Yeah. They know to be careful, but again, some of them are real experts, so if anymon can help, they can.">And as for that"Well, perhaps other worlds even have better higher powers.">That sounds entirely too painful>Taner probably wouldn't be able to do it>The post ended in 9>The Hex missed>But was this post your roll for thunder fang? It also ended in 9 lol>So, if that's the case, here's another Hex roll!
>>77548325heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeywelcome back to alivealso yeah, I can confirm that Taner is good people>>77548024and I also can confirm to the gremlin tendencies of Fiojust don't underestimate hershe taught Mho some things
>>77549137Don't mind me saying you look damn good for a guy. You got style, pizazz, flare. Like that's a seriously well maintained coat. I'd show off my Absol fur but I left it at my folks. Besides, it's still summer anyways.>Ilex ForestNo shit? Just went there last week. Hell of a place to meditate and practice martial arts. The Farfetch'd from the charcoal people got out again, so I had to help with that. Great place, though. Have run into the leader of Azalea a few times there. Nice fellow. Tsuki, my Ariados, can't really stand him. Don't know why.>>77549175Motorcycle is damn fun, but sometimes a bike lets you go places that you couldn't dream of going. I kind of miss when I was into BMX. Motorcycles are great in cities, cars are nice, but bikes out in the wilderness are great for doing all kinds of stuff. Me? I have a Palossand, so she tends to just take me anywhere.>Star says thank you!Well, hey, she's earned it.>Fio is baller as hell.Now that's gonna go to her head, I swear. She loves wearing that scarf all the time. Hasn't taken it off since she wants to get stronger so she can spar with "Big Brother Mho", who's Zap's Electrivire. I ain't sure how a scarf helps, but hey, I'm the dude with the golden aviators. How far along are you in the Kalos challenge? Heard they got some interesting Gyms over there.>>77549194Yo, Sam, how's it? Glad to see you. Maria was also the one who convinced me to come outta my shell. I both like it and hate it, because on the one hand it's nice to be outside, on the other there's a lot of people asking questions when I'm out.
>>77549175>Probably a good call on their part>Doro chuckles at that"Actually pretty much every time it's happened to me wasn't my idea. The first time was a potion from my Mismagius girlfriend.">Ironically, Doro doesn't actually know what Tempest would charge for a genderswap potion>>77549424Don't worry I'm used to it. And yeah taking care of my mane and fur takes some serious work so I'm glad to know there's people who notice! Good to hear you're taking care of their fur, I've seen more than a few trainers who clearly don't properly groom their furry pokemon.Yep, haven't visited in a while though. Been pretty busy with all the other regions I've been traveling to.Hmm. Can't say I've met them so I wouldn't know why. Come to think of it, don't think I've met an Ariados outside of trainer battles either. Probably a good thing, might've ended up spider food if that happened while I was a Zorua.
>>77549194Hi! I figure you probably were the Sam he was talking about in that first post. Any friend of yours, I know is going to be cool! Taught Mho some things? Now that's... a little frightening, to be honest! Not to Star though, now she's wondering what a battle would be like.>>77549424I can also fold up my bike enough to fit it into my trainer backpack and take it anywhere. I'm not sure I could do the same for a motorcycle. Still, I've gotta admit, motorcycles are very cool.Though I'd I need to get anywhere really fast, I'd fly on Dredd, he's a Corviknight and a really chill bird despite the name!Thankfully, I don't have to worry about things going to Star's head, at least not from other people, she gets enough compliments from me that I'm surprised she's able to stay so humble. She's got a really good head in her shoulders though. She posts here sometimes, but a lot less often than me because using paws to type is hard, even with a touch screen pen.Sparring with Mho? Zapman implied as much. You know, I don't have any trouble believing it, if anyone knows that the size of a Pokemon doesn't reflect how proficient in battle they are, it's me. People underestimate Star all the time. Still, like I said to Zapman, Star is now wondering if eventually she could set up a battle, she does have a bit of that competitive spirit.I'm about halfway through, along with Doro, he and I are going through the region together, since he's a trainer too. We are taking a small break in Lumiose city, we're hoping to stick around for when that big upcoming city project is done and check that out together!The gyms have been interesting. Thankfully, none of them have been filled with lava. There was one gym in Johto that had lava. I'm still not over it.
>>77549137>>77549175>It would take someone very dedicated>An an actual ambush across dimensions"The machines, and support equipment. Plus staff, but that was hired through more normal channels. All to be moved when our more definitive base of operations is built.""Well, we can go there after this. Though I doubt there is much to help. I'd need a medical miracle.">But for who?"...perhaps.">Well, guess this is ending in a missfest>A missfest that the Liger model can not endure, battery drained and an Hex hitting it head on>By the skin of his teeth, Nova is victorious!"....well, there was at least an increase in overall duration. We'll need to revise the batteries still, and find out more permanent solutions for in field power supplying.">There may be plans getting readied. But nothing usable right now
>>77549424well, being cloistered up tends to attract questionsalso give my thanks to Mariathings here are uh, swamped with projectsthere's a Sylveon in Paldea that needs backup batteries>>77549883yupgot me out of a pickle a way back thenthere's more to electricity in battle than just generating it, there are degrees of fine control that few pokemon know. Fio between themsounds like a double battle, Mho and FIo against Star and her choice of partnersparks will fly>>77527827>>77541457"You TURN it OFF by RELEASING IT WITH YOUR HAND!">Oh hell he is going to punch a wall>Or a Protect, that works
>>77549921>>77549137>Something like that isn't likely, but that's why Pyrite brought backup just in case>Team Revolt has had to steal stuff too... though typically, they get it from the places that they attack, which were mistreating Pokemon anyway"I've seen miracles happen. We have a psychic signature on our business card for a reason, after all. Our primary mission may be Pokemon advocacy, and that'll always be our focus, but we don't limit ourselves to that. There's more than one way to make the world a better place, after all.">Team Revolt has always been somewhat idealistic, which wouldn't be a problem for the League aside from the fact that they very much act on those ideals... to the point where they end up breaking the law in quite a few regions>It has it's perks for them, though, rescue enough Pokemon for long enough, and you are sure to find some expectational individuals after a while, plus ones who come from experimentation that Revolt was too late to stop but still able to save them from after>To Doro"A Mismagius girlfriend? Sounds... scary.">That sarcastic smirk is back>Indeed, both Pokemon know that the next attack will end the battle, and both are doing their absolute best to make sure it isn't -them- who gets hit by that next move-- it's less interesting in words, but it probably looks pretty epic to those watching>In the end, though, it seems Nova just barely manages to eek out a win-- surprising, considering the HP difference, though Mr.Pyrite doesn't seem that surprised"Good job Nova! Though I guess we'll have to test the auto-revive later.">The necklace goes **wirrr click** again>Nova leans on his large stick for a moment>"I would rate that as one of my most challenging battles of recent. I'm impressed.">Pyrite smirks"If Nova is impressed, I'm impressed!"
Goodnight everyone!>>77550308Someone getting you out of a pickle? Must have been quite the pickle.Well, Star has read that, and now she's thinking Lightspeed would be the best/most interesting choice. I'm not sure the world is ready for that battle! But I think all four of them would enjoy it, from the sounds of it.>>77550585Cute!
>>77549588Taking care of fur's a passion of mine. Mom always said I'd be a cosmologist if I wasn't a trainer. Plus, nice to get a buff in battle, to boot. The real reward for me is seeing the girls smile.>AriadosTsuki's always been the temperamental sort. She's kind of a brat. I type this as she's still gnawing on my cheek as an adult. Classy!>>77549883A Corviknight? Kickass, I hear those things are great. For a flying type, that'd be Tachibana, she's my Swellow. A lot of people are saying this and that about competitive but they haven't seen Tachibana's... Agh, Arceus, I'm still learning this language. Apparently, it translates to something like 'Swallow Return'. Really fast trick of the wings.>Star's headYeah, I worry about Layla, my ace, a lot.>MhoYeah Fio loves her 'Big Brother Mho', I swear those two have a bond that I think she was missing in her own family. Found her in the Safari Zone in Hoenn. Caught her in the wildest way. I was chasing her through the whole damn park as a Pikachu and then I decided, "You know what? Fuck it." I went to a clearing, made myself comfortable and just laid down. This little gremlin comes waltzing in thirty minutes later, laying on top of me because she thinks I'm asleep. That's when I poke the ball on her head, boom, caught. Now she's been a great ally and... more, since. >Kalos Gyms and a BattleMaybe a battle someday! Nice to hear Kalos is doing well with its Gym Challenge. I hear Drasna's got a young man she's coaching up at the Elite 4, real odd type.>Lava GymOh, I know which one you're talkin' about. That's Blackthorne. I hear their leader's a sore loser.>>77550308Being a Williams has always been asking for trouble.>MariaShe says: "Have fun with that girl of yours, Samuel. Please, treat her well." She referring to that Mimikyu?>Sylveon with batteries.You know, given what I've dealt with out in the Bias Sands, my Hoenn endeavor, and just everything else- I ain't surprised.GN
late night posting>>77551082So did you somehow surround yourself with 9 girls on accident orwhat
>>77551964jealous?
