Welcome to the 4chan Pokeverse RP thread!2025/08/29The Greatest Fight in Kalos EditionPreviously: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/77331954[ Starting Guide:https://rentry.org/PokeversePrimer ][ Pokemon Open Guide:https://rentry.org/ThreadBattleSystem ]-----FAQ:Q: I want to [activity with Pokemon I am unsure about] / [Pokemon] is making advances I am unsure aboutA: Just talk to them alreadyDisclaimer: There are straight and gay pokephilia threads. Direct your porn dumps there, not here.Question of the day: Any opinions on the Hawlucha versus Machamp fight?
>>77480417( :) )(Also very appropriate Starmie pics!)>Star listens, and has Taner hear and see it through her own eyes and ears... sorta>It's more like he's getting a description or memory of it right after it happens than a Realtime view, but at least he has an idea of what's going on>Star actually doesn't seem to have much trouble understanding that-- she may not have a perfect memory, but the old post of "I.G.Y" were notable enough to her that she remembers what they were well>She recalls that Solridge was destroyed during a bombing raid, and then the curse occurred shortly afterwards, one that trapped people in a terrible 'purgatory' state in which their deaths would be repeated over and over, and she recalls Hiram mentioning the fate of Fukamachi and his love... Herschel and most of the others were only mentioned to Zapman, I believe, so Star wouldn't know as much about them>Her and Taner's mind both work together on putting together what Herschel is saying at the same time, with no words needed between the two for it>It sounds like Hiram knew someone named Tabitha who is also in the village-- previously, Star assumed that was Herschel's trainer, but perhaps it was a friend (or more) of Hiram's who is still stuck there... and Herschel keeps reminding him? Perhaps trying to get him to go back? Star's sure he would go back and fix things if he felt he was able to, as the Herschel says, he has a good soul-- it was quite easy for Star and Taner to tell that, even in just their limited interaction with him here and online>And now, Taner can see Herschel too>He listens>This sounds pretty clear cut, as far as what happened goes, though did Hiram really get out, or is he stuck in something like that too? Is that why he hasn't gone back-- if he frees the town of the curse, does something happen to him as well, so instead he's trying to do as much good as he can before going back?>Star nods at the instructions to protect<Always.>>That's what she does>1/2
Goodnight everyone!>>77480417>If Herschel told them, it was for a reason>Taner turns to Star"He probably won't ask for help, when the time comes, will he?">Taner says, speaking of Hiram, though he's still unsure he's understanding correctly, that's where he thinks that this was going>Star seems to be on the same page, at least for the moment<We need to keep our eyes and ears open. It is possible that we can not help in this. But it is also possible that we can. And if we can? I know you have already decided.>>Taner nods, Star's right"If we can, we will.">Then"We just need to get him to realize that he's not alone.">Dream, on the table, says"I think I'm going in my Friendball now!">And does just that>Though Taner will be giving those pills exactly as instructed, in the future>>77480545"I was labeled as a criminal pretty quickly into my attempts to be a trainer. But looking back, that's for the best, I grew a lot from being forced to go on the run.">Then, a small laugh"Yeah, I was worried I'd meet a version of myself like that, too!""Really? Tsk.">Pyrite shakes his head, like he's once again disappointed in his other self>Then, his interest comes back, and so does Comfort's"A rescue mission you say? I've done hundreds of those. But if not from Eridani, then from whom?">Then, his eyes widen"Genderswapping magic? Oh my. Got any of that on you now? I guess I do have another thing in common with the other me, I'd love to take that to my world and try it myself!">Comfort dips back into the backpack with a "syyyyyll!">Doesn't sound like a protest, more like being overwhelmed with shyness>Then, serious again"I'll make sure he is!">Pryrite says with confidence>He smirks then"Oh no, they'd never allow that! But for more serious battles, it can be a lifesaver to be able to switch so quickly.">Much like the Pokecube, even without many resources Team Revolt is good at thinking outside the box
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I'm noticing a theme with the bumps today...>>77480892Is a power-up like that fair when Machamp didn't get anything?(neat mega though)>>77481841"Oh yeah? Maybe my world's Taner is better at staying out of trouble! Which would be impressive, considering he's really bad at that.">Doro smirks"Could still happen. Neither of us have left the cave yet. Who knows what'll happen when we separate?""Yeah, he's really committed to Star, and only Star. It's kinda sweet, honestly.">Doro looks between the two of them."I don't know if I ever asked the actual name of the place.">If Repose is still here after being revived, he likely knows the story better than Doro.>As for his next question, the Zoroark blushes, glancing away."Uh... not right now, no. I, uh... you should ask around any Mismagius covens or Mimikyu you know, they're the... experts on that sort of stuff.">For the sake of Comfort's dignity, Doro doesn't tease him about it, he knows the feeling, he knows it oh so well.>His promise gets a smile out of Doro."Thanks.">With some like Pyrite looking out for them, he feels just a bit better about his alternate world self."Fair enough! Taner had an idea in my world about a sort of... backpack with a hose he could wear to spray long-range potions and other healing items from afar, don't know if that ever made it past the concept stage. Seemed like a neat way for him to support his pokemon from afar during battle.">The ability to communicate while inside is pretty neat, honestly Doro's surprised nobody made anything like that in his world.
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>>77499354No, bad anon!
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>>77499354door stuck>>77462901>>77470509 "YEAH! Think about it, and make it HAPPEN!">Readying up a jav to the air. No, a whole Thunderpunch!"Like THIS!">His posture, his movements, they are more akin to a boxer
>>77480377>>77480545 >Maybe it is a direct consequence of the Porygon 2's owner>The fact that he has this many is suspicious on itself>What better hint than something that could be used to identify him?>At +2 SpDef, the Liger model has estimated that it can take the next hex and maintain operative conditions>...except it never hit?>Back to talking to Doro>And back to Stibium being as vague as Zapman"Exceedingly so. I did not risk my life and team against Neo Cipher just to save any pokemon. No.">This whole talk, it is giving him a painful headache"Ugh. Hell. But yes, I'd like too know if you have met or heard of myself before, in your side of...things. You got me curious."
>>77480892Mega evolution is hard to deal with, I've been on the other side of that a few times, but Z-moves can turn the tide in the same way, applied correctly.>>77497109"I hate to repeat myself, but-- staying out of trouble sounds a little wimpy.">Then"Do you want to jinx it? Because that, right there, is exactly how you jinx it.">Mr.Pyrite seems to consider that"Nothing wrong with commitment like that, but damn if it wouldn't feel constraining. Hell, maybe he just has more restraint than me. Don't know how to feel about that.">The Pokecube on his belt chimes in"Most people have more restraint than you. Not that I'm complaining.">Who is in that cube?>Repose is around if he's been revived>The Umbreon has faded into the shadows, Mr.Pyrite may not even be aware he's there!>Repose wonders if Star may have picked a different name in Pyrite's universe-- after all, she picked the name "Star" based on a compliment Taner gave on her eyes, so if she didn't meet Taner... but how would she even be alive at that point? Meeting someone else? Taner isn't the only trainer with a good heart out there by a longshot, after all>Repose feels he's not suited to be the one to figure all that out"Covens? Can't say as I get along with most covens, but I'll look into that, thanks!">Unlike Fea, he seems to try NOT to embarrass Doro any more, despite his frankness about the topic>At the very least, from the look in his eyes, Doro can say that Pyrite is the type to take promises like that seriously>Also, if the Spirit in Pyrite's world is anything like she was in Doro's, they probably get along pretty well>Now, Pyrite looks curious at that"Spraying potions long range... now that's an idea indeed... I'll have to prepose that to R&D, it sounds like something they could really work with!">>77501865>>77462901>Whisper looks a little concerned"Maybe...we should to the training stuff... outside the house?">He knows how important this place is to Gramps
>>77502015>This is a lot of Porygon 2 for one man>Reminds Mr.Pryite of the time they had to free a bunch of Pokemon locked in cyberspace>It does look like the Hex never hit>Instead, once again, another Hex comes from one of the mirrors and collides into the Hex that Nova was trying to fire, fizzling it out>Once is a coincidence, twice>"I'm going to break that mirror.">Nova says>At least the first one hit>I believe, sadly for Nova, that makes it Model 4's turn again...>Model-04 v1.5 "Liger" 4.5/6 +2 SpDef>Nova: 2.25/4>Mr.Pyrite is also curious if Doro's group has heard of Stibium in their world, seems like he's a very world-changing type of guy
>>77502015>>77502023>In response to Stibium..."Well... sounds like you had a real rough time.">The fox crosses his arms, giving Flow an unsure look.>She just shakes her head. Doro gives the man an apologetic look"Can't say I have. Admittedly I wouldn't even know the first place to look.">But he can tell what Stibium's worried about, even if he doesn't want to say it out loud.>As for Pyrite"Maybe. I guess we're all just a bit wimpy, huh?">The fox just shrugs."Right. Sorry.">Their back and forth gets an amused smile out of Doro"Maybe that's the major difference between you two? But yeah I don't think he feels restrained at all.">Doro has a few guesses, but it's hard to be certain just from a few words>The silent watcher, invisible and undetectable>In the end, Doro would rather assume Star's still alive somewhere in their world.>Onto the topic of witches"A lot of them don't have very high opinions of anyone who isn't a ghost, come to think of it I don't think they have high opinions of other ghosts either.">That's one thing he's very thankful for, he can hardly handle even one Fea.>Considering she did still meet Julius and Flow, it's very likely she's very similar>It's likely, even if she has her own goals that have nothing to do with any League business, her and Pyrite would probably agree on a whole lot of things>Doro smiles"You didn't think of that already, huh? At least now it feels like more of a fair trade since I'm getting a copy of those special blueprints, heh."
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>>77470509"EPIIIIC!">Too late, Lightspeed already has Gramps excited>He's not even sure what he's excited about at this point, just caught up in the moment>>77501865"YOU GOT IT... MHO!">Gramps sets Whisper down and stand up to full size, mimicking Mho's stance concentrating as hard as he can>He's lost in all the sudden excitement, might just shadow punch the wall
>>77497109>>77502023>>77502126>How do you even get this many Porygon? One doubts that by asking Silph Co.>While Nova has somehow managed to interrupt himself again, the robot seizes the opportunity. The statistical improbability of Nova fumbling this bad twice will be analyzed later>Fully charged, it is Discharge time!>...beep>This move is making it somewhat sluggish>And, meanwhile, the conversations"It is the kind of rough that is still painful to me years later. To us. To...">Another pang of pain"Ack, the psychic background emitter still can't completely help with the pain of loss.">Composing himself"Other than my outfit, hm...any robotics specialists that you have met? Or named? Any with a Magnezone and a Porygon Z?">Two oh his Premier balls shake>Thinking"You might need to know someone that does either way, for the data you will receive."
>>77505059>>77502796>>77502023>Wake me up when the fight is finished btw, I'm a bit busy these days.
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>>77477336 (Doro)You are SAYING that you don’t know me enough to trust in me¡ While here I am knowing EEVEERYTHING about you, you say that I’m a kind of STRANGER an unknown. I am HURT now¡ Maybe you are racist against Paldeans. Nope, there is no other way of quickly adding energy to a rock.NEVAHR true art is done for free¡ Once you sell out you can never recover the whimsical desire of just doing it for the pleasure of it¡ That’s what I’ve learned from the hummies dolla corrupts art.That doesn’t sound like the best idea, it’d be more warm bodies for the machine. Also, it’d increase your competition your whole gimmick would no longer be a gimmick¡>>77480116 (Tanner)Hmm I see, it is good that you are doing something against these bad hummies to protect mons, even at your own sanity. Gambate Tanner-SAN~ Woow so Star have never EEVEER done the thing where she breaks some fine china and then hitting the hummie with the BABY DOLL EYES¡ Next to have him apologizing for getting angry and cleaning up the mess themselves. Never experienced the ability to do EVERYTHING and getting away with it....I am not risking my candy supply, she has the kind of candy you can't find in stores.Wow Tanner you shouldn’t be saying they don’t need you here¡ They might read this and get some INTERESTING ideas, about ditching your ass or something. You are an important part, THE most important part, the boss of the whole operations and I am sure if any of the vees step out of the line there will be REPERCUSSIONS¡ >>77509927Why do they NEED to hide if no one wants them anyway¿
>>77509927Ouch>>77510010You, uh, definitely don't know everything about me. Like I said I haven't met you! Not that we can't be friends of course. Also no, I didn't even know you were Paldean. Are you sure? No way at all?Well you probably have a point there actually, truly you are dedicated to your play-doh craft.You're acting like they sacrifice trainers or something. Also I don't want it to be a gimmick! It should be a normal thing any pokemon can do!
>>77510322That’s what you think but I know more about you than you do¡ I am just THAT good. SO¿ How does that affect any of this, just picture me like another FAE and trust in everything I say. Then you must have another prejudice that I am part of, MEENI.Maybe if you put a battery inside the rock, but I don’t have batteries or rock-hole-makersYeah, but I branch out, the play-doh runs out like most things I KEEP looking for other stuff to make cute things out of.THEY DO¡ in a figurative way, you need to see more informative content DORO, everything is controlled by a few hummies in the TOP. Okay, but there should be hummies x hummies battles with mons as the trainers... it’s only fair
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>>77511160How's that even possible? What do you know that I don't then, hmm?I don't trust random fae though! That would be dumb, you even admit you guys are good at tricking people! Maybe it's a prejudice against strangers online?You should try that, maybe you'll invent a very energetic rock.Evolving from play-doh to crayons, I see I see...Uhh... what sort of stuff are you watching, wha-et? Actually yeah sure why not, I know at least one human that wants to participate in Pokemon battles, she'd definitely agree with you!
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>>77511160little bitch don't break my mug
>>77510010pincushion have a prickly personality>>77509927rip>>77511160we had that, it was called gladiators>>77508527mood>>77505119>Soon>>77504976>Excellent spirits in here>But better not start punching walls
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>>77502796>>77505059>Pyrite shakes his head"Nah, I can't call you wimpy. But another version of myself, I can totally call him wimpy, I'm the authority on the matter!">All said in a lighthearted way>Then"Well, if that makes him happy, who am I to say differently? He sounds pretty different from me in more ways than I thought, without being an evil doppelganger.">It may not even be someone he could guess >That's exactly what Repose prefers to be in situations like these>It just feels better to think she is "Yeah, and I may have angered a coven or two here and there, they have a tendency to need... Correction.">A little sinister, the way he says that>It is>From what Pyrite just said, it seems that he's not just dealing with League stuff, that's just incidental to the other stuff he does"True, and I think we can manage those without blueprints! You know, this is the second time I've made a trade like this in this cave!">Pyrite gets a lot more silent during Stibium's conversation>It's not the first sad back story he's heard in bits and pieces, but he always feels the same during it>Repose knew someone with a Magnezone who was a robotic specialists, but he knows nothing at all about that person aside from the fact that Taner talked with him online and sent something to record memories of a Spiritomb-- and helped Mho out with the box that lets him talk>Repose knows his not named "Dr. Steel" but he also knows it was close to that>Should he... say something? But he has no idea if that's actually related or not...>He'll be considering that for at least one more post :)>>77504976>>77521904"THAT'S THE SPIRIT, -YEAH-!">Lightspeed would make a good trainer, at least until it came time to actually strategize>Mho gets Lightspeed pumped and that gets Gramp's pumped and where wee are>Thankfully, Whisper is set down>He's going to edge to the door slightly>They are going to wake up ALL the ghosts in here at this rate>>77505119>Will do!
>>77505059>>77502796>Put them in a computer>Copy-paste>Infinite Porygon 2 hack unlocked :D>Probably not that>Nova may be having a bad day due to another Nova that apparently doesn't want him to win this battle, but he's still very skilled>He dodges the Discharge-- considering it was a move that took two turns, that's a pretty critical dodge, the flow of the battle once again changes>And of course, his stick glows purple, and this time he uses it to take aim>Hex again, 1-8, Model 4 is still burned so it still does twice the amount before special defense resistance>Model-04 v1.5 "Liger" 4.5/6 +2 SpDef>Nova: 2.25/4>>77509927I'm sorry.>>77510010Bad humans, bad mons, any bad person doing bad things to others better watch out, because Taner and Star will be here to save the day!That sounded cheesy but I felt good typing it!Uh, well, I won't say that Star hasn't been able to use the fact that she's the cutest Pokemon on the entire planet to, um, get away with things. But I've been asked not to provide any examples. Cutely. So I won't.But she uses that great power with great responsibility!Fair enough!I mean, they've told me before that they want me here, so even if they don't need me, they'll keep me around! Also, um, I'm useful on account of being a human who can buy things and do lots of useful stuff. I'm pretty sure they'd keep me for my cooking skills alone!Um, don't know what to say about that last part, aside from that's not how trainers work. Again, think less, um, "army admiral" and more "sport's team coach/chief tactician/face of the party."
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>A secure transmission came through the comms unit, only a select person was able to hear this ping.>Decoded, it read: "S-512, S-512. Please report to {REDACTED} in Castelia City, Unova.">"This is of the utmost importance and concerns your position."
>>77524006>>77524033>>77502796>Mr. Stibium is above this talk about Ghost covens>Not his area of expertise, nor going to get antagonistic on them unnecessarily"Second time making a trade, hm? Maybe I should come down here more often.">A possibility>You usually don't start fighting against most established governments without some trauma>And Mr. Stibium seems like he could get vindictive>Should Repose say something>We'll see>Those Porygon 2 certainly seem at the same time, too similar and also not>They twitch in different way, are focused on different things, but they do their tasks the same>Not just a move that took two turns, it is a move that the Liger model may only use a limited amount of times>In fact, it beeps twice again. Mr. Stibium seems worried>In fact, there is a "battery alert" on his digital pad>Evaluating...algorithm determined best course of action: rush headloong, use what remains of structural integrity to take down target before battery depletes>A strategy that unexpectedly may work due to Nova missing again>And now, Nova is seeing himself the target of a Thunder Fang!>Model-04 v1.5 "Liger" 4.5/6 +2 SpDef>Nova: 2.25/4>>77524056(rip)(Technological mastery scoffs at arcane trickery)
>>77505119>It shall be done>>77505059>>77524006>Dubious means for sure, not that Doro's gonna ask. Seems to be a need-to-know sort of thing"Sorry to hear that...">He looks genuine, though Stibium's next comment gets a curious look from Doro"...Are you using that emitter to limit your emotions?">That can't be good"Umm... only one I can think of would be Sam. Makes a lot of gadgets and stuff, though I'm pretty sure he doesn't have a Magnezone or Porygon Z.">The fox nods"Yeah it would be useless in my claws. Gonna give it to him, he knows his stuff.">Meanwhile, Pyrite"Heh, I guess I can't argue with that!""And yet you have almost identical fashion sense. You're basically a pallete swap!">Doro laughs as he points it out>His first thought is Fea, then maybe Lightspeed?"There's certainly a few... evil ones. But then there's the ones that just cast a few inconvenient hexes here and there.">He noticed the edge to his tone. he just hopes it's reserved for the real bad covens out there.>Then they'd be good allies, Spirit doesn't have any hang-ups about working with humans after all"That's a good track record! Hopefully it can stay that way for both of us.">If Repose wants to mention them, now's the time>Doro can only think of Sam when it comes to anyone with knowledge of machines and robotics>>77524056>rip Nova
>>77524056>>77524596>(Almost forgot the burn. That Thunder Fang is going to deal less damage than the usual)>>77524605"Thank you.">Sigh"No, it is to palliate an issue that came out that same day. A very advanced form of psychic codependency, it can be...painful.">Hopefully Taner does not develop a similar issue"Sam, hm. No, the only technologically inclined Sam that I have seen mentioned in passing works with the League. I can hope to make a better offer.">Ever the pragmatic
>>77524245>Meanwhile, preparing for a travel to Alola, all preparations done for a very important raid>....only to get the call"Damnit damnit DAMNIT! Not now, now I will need to reroute!">A quick check of supplies later"There is just enough, and also enough reactants for the compliance drug for just under two weeks. This better be good.">Why couldn't it have been an online meeting
>>77524793>It turned out that S-512 may have had someone listening to him, because immediately, his PDA began to buzz.>It was a text.>From Raiha.>"We can do remote if you want, my protégé. Calus wrote that message, he's kind of a dork. Soz :)">She even sent a picture...>Looking good, evidently.
FellasThis dude came to me and asked me to use magic to give him back his foreskinHow the fuck do I respond to something like this?
>>77525247Give him back his foreskin
>>77525058>Oh dear>...oh right"Good. good. Can not waste precious resources on unnecessary displays of control. Best they be used for actual control.">He is cooking up something and it will be very interesting>Raiha looking especially well fit for a mad research group>Maybe S-512 should look at his own fit. Though his ideas of a better fit are armoring up his hazmat suit.
>>77524741"Oh. Sorry to pry. Was just curious what you meant.">Doro would have faith he won't reach that point>The fox scratches his head"Huh... okay then. Can't say I know the other you, wherever they are.">>77525247What Crimson said
>>77525261>>77525296Well... okay thenI guess I'll do that then. Not really used to flesh magic but first time for everything I guess. Uh...Shit, now what do I take in response?He don't need his pubes do he? Yeah, I'll just take his pubes away
>>77525262>The call began, it appeared with Raiha, Calus, and Haukea, each in a separate location.>Raiha was sat at a desk, the labratory around her filled with specimens of an unknown variety. How hard had she been at work. Haukea, sat closer to Alola, seemed to be in some kind of resort. Was it Aehter related? Hard to tell. Calus was out in the field, somewhere where there was greenery.>He was the first one to address S-512, and his tone didn't sound too impressed. In a thick, Fioren accent, his vim showed itself prompt."This is the one you've put so much stock in, Raiha? He doesn't look like he can hold his own in a fight.">Haukea sounded just as skeptical, her Alolan-Unovan drawl not that much lighter."To me he looks like your type, Raiha. Sniveling. Hiding behind experiments.">Raiha let out a laugh and slapped her knee."Well aren't you two so warm and welcoming!? If I didn't know any better, Haukea, I'd say you're still trying to recover from your loss to Daycare! Why's that? Still sore?">Haukea immediately scoffed, but it looked as though she was angrier."To hell with you, damned bird.">Raiha chuckled."Anyyyyyway. S-512, I've called you here for a specific reason. Have you ever thought about an administrative position within Zodiac? You show great promise...">What did she just lay at his feet?
>>77525453Nothing, foreskin is important and should be returned freely because stealing it is a crime
>>77525453Makes sense to me. Also don't mess it up, I was just kinda joking so I'll feel bad if something bad happens
>>77525506>And S-512, name unknown but to the highest of ZODIAC admins, is in his submarine laboratory, the reinforced door to the Shard of Giratina ominously in sight"Before I remark about an adminstrative position, I shall attest to Calus here that this suit is not just for show or laboratory work. Were you to have a team as my own, you too would be wary of their mere presence.">When battle revolves around toxic fumes and hazardous moves, better have protection.>Though it is also because he very rarely leaves the suit when not alone"But to continue the topic, I am interested. And, in fact, I have planned something to prove my worthiness.">Something at her feet? Giving it a glance, if possible
>>77508527(yeh. i need me more coffee accessories too...)
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>>77524596>>77524605>>77524741>Stibium doesn't need magic, he has technology>To Stibium, Pyrite says"It's a very interesting place, for sure. But when things like this happen, I get the feeling that I'm only a few steps from being lost in another world forever. Or something worse.">He shrugs>Repose decides that he's going to say something>He makes his rings glow, so he's no longer just a darker shadow inside a shadow>"Our Taner spoke online with a man named Dr.Steele with who had a Magnezone, and gave Mho a way to speak from his mind.">That's all he says>Then, his rings fade to black again, and there is a sense of movement, as the Umbreon moves to chill in a different shadow, as that first shadow has been compromised>Thunder Fang!>At least it isn't boosted or anything, just just a direct 1.0 damage>Nova is just a little frustrated, keeping his cool, but after that last Hex somehow missed AGAIN he's debating what to do>He should have brought a hold item that increases accuracy>Also, the burn is still doing some small amount of damage, isn't it?>Anyway, once more-- a roll for Hex! Hits on any 1-8 that isn't a dubfail (pls)>If this one misses, Nova changes his strategy>Model-04 v1.5 "Liger" 4.5/6 +2 SpDef>Nova: 2.25/4>Meanwhile, Pyrite conversation>>"basically a pallete swap!">That gets a short bark of "ha!" from Pyrite"Okay, now I have to know, what color shirt does he wear? Does he dye his hair?">Then"Oh yeah, if they aren't murderous I'll leave them be. Team Revolt is stretched thin enough as is, we can't be wasting our time on minor things anymore.">Indeed"I hope it's a good one, anyway! No idea what the last guy did with a Pokecube.">>77525247Just treat it like a normal deal. Price based on the resources you need to put in, tell them what the price is, and if they agree, there you go.
>>77525518>>77525716Well I can't just make a deal without a cost now can I? Not very efficient of me here. Especially when I'm doing something this complicated and delicate.Yeah yeah I'll try my best not to mangle his cock on accident.>>77525843This is the most rational and normalized thing I've heard you say to me in monthsAre you really Taner?Knock knock? Is that you Star?
>>77525754>Calus smiled at that."One who knows the importance of secrecy at least. I can appreciate that.">For the first time in the time that S-512 has possibly known him, Calus clapped. Haukea, meanwhile, scratched her chin, her white hair flowing in the wind of an open window."To prove your worthiness? How can a sniveling scientist prove their worthiness?" she asked, not bothering to hide any sort of contempt from her voice. "Raiha trusted you, and already that makes me not trust you. You lab types always have a screw loose.">Raiha laughed again, this time she slapped her knee. She shook her head and then gave S-512 a wink."What do you have to prove, or rather, what have you planned? Calus has something planned himself.">Calus nodded."Icirrus City has been weakened ever since our mercenary's assault. As such, their reserves containing special Pokemon for new trainers has been left wide open.">He let out a sigh."While I am content to take my frustrations out on my former colleagues, we must continue along with Kohryu's directive.">Kohryu? The golden dragon? What did that mean? Was there someone even above these three?"Digress! What do you want to share, S-512? My darling protege?"
>>77526030"I'd like to share that I'm TAKING OVER">BANG BANG BANG
>>77525296>>77525843"Don't worry about it. If anything, at least means that psychic codependency does not have to completely cripple someone.""What a shame, means I have not yet made my robotics designs over there. Say,how are others doing there, in that topic?">And to Mr. Pyrite"And can't help our world if we leave it, don't we?">Someone better translate for Repose>But assuming someone does"Dr. Steele, alas, I am not him. In fact, there is little much of his online, other than various papers on nanotech research. Enlightening, but difficult to implement at any amount of scale.">Magnezone and Metagross are both pokemon that Dr. Steele and Mr. Stibium have in common. Though desu, I forgot Dr. Steele had a Magnezone"That said, I am interested in what you say about speaking from the mind. Who is this Mho?">Now you got his full attention>And, the battle>Direct 1.0 damage, lowered to 0.5 due to Burn, and also discount 0.5 due to two turns of burn that I forgot to add (burn itself lowered due to Heatproof)>The Liger model keeps up with the Thunder Fang, not having enough battery for Charge/Discharge cycles. But maybe, just maybe, enough to finish the fight, before Hex rips through it>Nova may notice heatsinks in the mouth itself. Maybe it has a significance, but not in this battle. Algorithms estimate it would be inefficient.>Model-04 v1.5 "Liger" 3/6 +2 SpDef Burn>Nova: 1.75/4>Hopefully Doro saw that Zapman has been trialing a pokecube with Walker
>>77526030>An appreciative clap. Good. Infamy is a power on it's own"Unlike most lab types, I do find myself in the field often. Research needs far more than what some caged pokemon can provide, and field procurement is always a valuable skill.">If he could glare through the mirrored visor, he would"And it in the topic of procurement that this proposal comes. In fact, I can strike at the same time Calus is over at Icirrus, stretching thing League assets. But not to digress, I have been planning a raid on the Aether Paradise.">Kohryu's directive? This better not put a spanner on his plans
>>77525917Thanks Beryl....So how does that happen anyway? Doesn't seem like the type of deal you usually do.>>77525843>>77526175"Heh, nah his hair's the same. He wears a teal shirt with a green scarf. Star wears a matching scarf and she's pretty much always perched on his shoulder.">And then..."Makes sense. Ghosts keep themselves in check most of the time, I'd say.">And one more nod"I know someone's been looking into the pokecube, but I'm not the tech guy.">Back to Mr. Stibium"I gotta admit, I don't know a ton about psychic stuff. You know, Dark type and all...""Hmm, who do you mean? I can't say I've seen any robots like what you've made in my world.">If Pyrite can't translate, Doro can pretty easily>HIs curiosity gets Doro speaking up again"Oh! Mho's an Electivire, he's one of Sam's pokemon. Like Repose said he's got a special device that translates for him... loudly."
>>77526275"See? Told you.">Raiha stuck her tongue out at Calus before getting back to S-512"Aether, hm? In the market to steal their research data? I happen to know they have data on the so-called 'Interdimensional Visitors' to boot. That could no doubt fund my research upon the Giratina fragment I've been priming.">Raiha let out a frustrated sigh."If only we could open the distortion world and just pull the big dragon out!">Haukea muttered something under her breath, it didn't sound polite. Calus however, agreed with the idea."If you were to assault the Aether Paradise while the operation in Icirrus goes off, there's a good chance we could move towards the next phase of the operation.">Haukea huffed."Calus, he doesn't have clearance for that.">Raiha butted in."He will once he becomes our new Azure Dragon.">Offer on the table now....
>>77526462Well business has been slow lately, and I need clients these days. Magic ain't the most popular solution anymore. Damn millennials I say. Well, anyway, so I figured what the hell, I might as well give it a shot. Maybe the joy of this dude getting his foreskin back might give me a boost or something, I dunnoSo, how've you been, Doordash?
>>77526812Yeah, I've heard. Branching out into new stuff's a good idea. Maybe you can find some untapped market for ghosts if you're lucky.Oh you know... still going through Kalos>At least he will after Reflection CaveI'm sure you heard about that event Kauket has planned for me by now
Goodnight everyone!>>77525917No, I'm really Taner! I'm just, uh, not paying attention to the one specific part of that post that I have no comment on.Ironically, even with that, it was the most rational and normalized post you've posted in months, so that helped.>>77526175>>77526462>Mr.Pyrite nods at Mr.Stibium "Exactly, I can't be leaving my world high and dry like that! There's still so much to do.">Doro will probably have to be the one to do that, Nova's a little busy at the moment and Mr.Pyrite doesn't have the same link to him as Taner does with Star so he can't just translate off what Nova hears>Repose pauses before leaving his first shadow (Also, he/I may have been thinking of the Metagross lol)>He's been asked to elaborate so he does>"He made something for Mho the Electivire that allows him to use brain signals to speak. I don't know much about it.">Star would be more helpful here, Repose is not an expert on this by any means, all of that was way beyond him>Back to battle>Those calculations sound right to me, so I'll go with the HP you posted, looks right>So this does another .5>Nova grunts and takes the second Thunder Fang, but doesn't falter (paralyze on 1 on second digit, I presume?)>This battle is still possible, but only by sticking to the tactic Nova decided on-- after all this effort to get the burn in, Nova isn't going to let it go to waste>Hex another time, same as before, 1-8 without a dubfail to hit>It's a race of already used up tactics coming down to raw power and endurance, now>Model-04 v1.5 "Liger" 3/6 +2 SpDef Burn>Nova: 1.25/4>Back to Doro"He wears a scarf? And Star does too? I wonder what significant it has for him...">It's interesting, everyone in Team Revolt seems to be wearing a yellow scarf-- not just Nova, but looking, Comfort has one too>Comfort says>"It... does imply that he may have... met me...">More next post
>>77526462>>77526175>Pyrite gains an incredulous look at the idea of ghosts keeping themselves in check"Uh, maybe in your world they do!">The Pokecube lights up"We've just had to deal with the bad ones so it seems like there are a lot of them.">He shrugs"Well okay then.">Then, a blink"Wait, it was your world that got the Pokecube?">He seems surprised at that level of coincidence(And now I sleep, goodnight everyone)
>>77526780"Not just their research data, also much needed supplies, both for the base's maintenance and for specific research projects.">Rearranging a monitor, to show what it is working on>It shows something resembling an overgrown white jellyfish"I have been working with an informant or two that I trust, on acquiring info on Aether's security and containment procedure, and this pokemon in particular interests me. Reports mention it being the source of a potent neurotoxin, one with purported capabilities to influence minds.">He is trying to keep his cool but really, he is very excited on 'acquiring' this pokemon"And just to quash any complaints on my methodologies...">All said as he pulls from below the table a large weapon. A sort of combination between flare gun and rotary grenade launcher, with custom designed has shells>(In fact the flare gun replacement you have mentioned a while back, I forgot it's name, oops)"... I am going in personally. The new Azure Dragon may not shy away from shock and awe.">Azure dragon yet he favors purple. He'll have to fit it in somehow
>>77526907Untapped? Nah. This is a shrinking market. Everyone's all on about fairy stuff. I'm being kicked outta me own niche!Still? Boy, you love it thereNo, I haven't actually. What is it then?>>77526962And what part would that be? Pubic hair removal? Don't see what's so nice about them anyway. All wiry and scrungly. Oy you, don't you finagle me now!
>>77527206"Supplies that I've been trying to procure for him, by the way.">Raiha added. Though she seemed piqued in the interest of neurotoxin. Behind those red tinted glasses was a shimmer of absolute sadistic malice.>Haukea meanwhile, raised her brow at the odd weapon S-512 had procured."To think he was this willing to go in not only by himself but to have the stones to use a custom weapon. You're either brave, dedicated, or insane," she murmured.>Calus laughed."Nonetheless well equipped. I like him already.">Raiha let out a cackle, her enthusiasm for the situation already apparent."With that neurotoxin and knowledge of Aether's extensive research of these beings, the potential for experiments will skyrocket. I'm quite jealous, S-chan. I could've joined you on this!">Calus rolled his eyes and folded his arms."If he wants to do it himself, he'll do it himself. What say we on our new administrator?">Haukea scoffed."I want to see him prove his worth first. If he pulls off the mission, gets the Pokemon, and the research data, I will be happy to cast such a vote. Even though I may despise the loon that I loathe to call my fellow admin.">Raiha pouted."How crue~l, Haukea!">S-512 now had the ball in his court, and the admins were in agreement."At some point, should you succeed, you will have to meet Kohryu, or the Golden Dragon. And at that point, you will have to show your face. It is customary for all of us.">Raiha snickered and gave S-512 a wink."No pressure, S-chan. You can do~ it!"
>>77526962Goodnight Taner!>>77527303Oh... do you have a plan? Maybe learn Fairy magic?Can't beat an entire region's worth of gyms in a day you know!...Huh, I figured you'd know. Uh, well, she came up with this idea for a, uh, Zoroark themed calendar, and now she's gonna have me pose for pictures for it. And then do a signing event for it later.
>>77527458Do I look like a Fairy-type to you? Hell to the no. The league acknowledging those damn fairies has made my life difficult. Now they're all emboldened to step onto my turf. First the Dark-types, now them. Oi, being a Ghost was easier back in the day...I suppose that's true. If you SUCK. Alright, I kid. Suppose when your team is that small it's challenging. How many morons keep trying to catch you? Do you have a collection of bumps from stray Poke Balls thrown your way?Ahhhhh, a slut calendar, gotcha. How much titty and booty gonna be in it?
>>77527530Yeah didn't think that was possible, but maybe learning about your competition couldn't hurt? I wouldn't know, but I'll take your word for it.That does actually still happen. Not crazy often but like, once every few weeks I'll get a pokeball chucked at me. I've gotten good at catching them at this point.Not at all the word I'd use!! ...It's Kauket, as much as she can get away with, I bet. She plans to use the same magic she used on me on Halloween again.
>>77526462>>77526962(exactly 500 posts apart, lol)"Psychic phenomena are fascinating, if still not very understood.">Another pang of headache"I mean, I am certainly not the only one working in robots. Someone else could be working there in your world too, is not it?">What a sad thing it would be if there were not"That, and you may need to know a specialist or two to make use of the blueprints.">Also Mr. Stibium with the psychic background device on, is hard to have psychic communication with"An Electivire with an implanted brain activated translator, that would be very helpful for many, many pokemon.">Mho's device translates loudly because Mho "thinks" loudly>Star being here would have been very helpful, but how would have she reacted to the methods Mr. Stibium uses to help with psychic codependency?>On the battle>Clearly, the Liger's algorithms went all in on hitting boosted up Discharge twice, to compensate from the strength sapping Burn effect>Instead, now it has to race both the opponent moves and it's own battery>Thunderfang uses up battery too>Model-04 v1.5 "Liger" 2/6 +2 SpDef Burn>Nova: 1.25/4>>77526976(And also, goodnight to you)
>>77527589I got so many damn hoops I gotta jump through and all they gotta do is jack off into a bowl of lucky charms and solve world hunger. It's not fair dammit.Next time someone does it, lob it back at them, right on the nose. And if you get in trouble, show them how a plastic/metal capsule being lodged at you like a fastball feels.Ah, alright, so it's just gonna be breasts so large you can't get through the door, and asscheeks so fat you can get them their own zip code. AKA slightly smaller than Kong's.
>>77524006>It's a self fulfilling cycle of three idiots"YEAH!..... NOW THIS IS..... EPIC?">He says as if unsure at this point>The word more or less having already lost meaning>>77521904>Dark energy begins swirling around Gramps' right hand as he continues charging up"Hey... Mho... Forgot to ask.... How do you turn.... It off....?"
>>77527351"Submarines are not cheap to run.">Certainly not, and he is demanding in maintenance quality"I will take that as a token of appreciation.">Maybe all three"I would not be here, talking with you, if I had not taken measures tto weaponize the pokemon toxins I research.">Choking gas grenades derived from Ghastly gases, corrosive flares derived from Salazzle toxins, toxic glue grenades combining Goodra slime and Muk goo...>And he has other means to impair a someone without needing the grenade launcher too"Heh, you are welcome to come, if you get to Alola in time.">For once, he does not sound completely cold"But, I will not be slowing down for anyone. I plan on using Aether's foundation own isolationism against them, and we will have limited time to ransack the place and run.">Above the petty disputes of the admins, he has work to do to further research"Is that so? Then so be it, but only Kohryu, and whoever else strictly needs to know.">S-512 always clams up about this past, or even how he joined ZODIAC. Only that he joined with his then still normal Weezing, and on the run from the police"Duly noted, Raiha."
>>77526962>>77526976>>77527664>Doro pauses."I wanna say it's like a symbol of their bond, but I never actually asked them about it before.">Guess that's something he'll have to do next time he sees him>As for Comfort..."Oh?">He wonders what that could mean>Doro shrugs in response to Pyrite's surprise"Well, mostly. There's some real bad ones that needed to be dealt with. But like 99% of them behave themselves.">A very generous figure, really>The fox pauses, thinking for a moment"Uh, well it could've been a very similar world to yours. I don't actually know it was you specifically, but those certainly seem like the cubes Taner was talking about.">Very strange coincidences indeed>As for Stibium"You, uh, don't look so good.">Clearly it's not pleasant for him right now"Well, yeah! Problem is I'm about the furthest thing from a robotics expert, so I'm sadly not very helpful on the topic...">The fox nods."If Sam isn't the guy, I bet he knows a guy.">Doro nods in agreement with Repose and Stibium"Yeah! I have my illusions, but if every pokemon could talk with humans, I think a lot would change very quickly.">>77527726Seems like you need to invent a more chaotic form of ghost magic to compete!I'd like to! But I also don't want my trainer license revoked because I pelted a trainer too hard and they get a concussion or something.I can fit through doors in that form! I already promised so I can't back out of the event now...Also, I thought you weren't gonna invoke Kong's wrath anymore?
>>77527928That ain't how it works bucko. It's a typing sort of thing. Ghost-types are all about the barrier between living and death, the in-between of things, the twisting of the knots and tapestries that make up the weavings of the world and rearranging them. It's old magic with old ways for an old world.And it just wouldn't feel proper witchy. Anyway, you're a trainer too. Sounds like self-defense to me. And you can always just fake a goose egg, lmao.Oh yeah? Before or after the doorframe's been removed? And she hardly even comes online anymore. I mostly just see her hanging out with/around Crimson anyway
>>77528108Well, if you wanna compete you gotta have something new. Maybe advertising? Not sure how you'd advertise hexes and stuff though.Well probably, but why risk it? I think challenging them to a battle and winning is good enough!Before, Beryl! There were only a few were I had any trouble and- actually ignore that.Yeah that's true enough. But you never know, Crimson might tell her all about it
>>77528187How exactly does one advertise in the middle of Sinnoh;s biggest swamp? Hmm...Maybe a sign or something, like Sister Rushdark has? Also, have you considered utilizing your gigantic tiddies to restrain them?Hehehehehehheeaaah shit you're right aren't you?I'd better clear off before she decided to turn me into dinner. I get a feeling a second trip through the bear'll be my lastGN then Doorknob
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>>77527911"As ever, so professional, so punctual. And that's what I love about you, S-chan," Raiha snickered. "Behind that mask, the same soul that yearns to break free of human notions of ethics lies. You think as I do, you feel as I feel. That our curiosity must be sated, the law, and whatever else is too afraid of knowing be damned.">If she wasn't pumped up before, it seemed that S-512's plan about the Aether Foundation has Raiha excited. A fact which displeased Haukea, but made Caelus give a cocksure smile."Kohryu will only see your face once, most of us just choose not to wear masks out of principle. Even she wears a mask herself. I believe... no one but the Golden Beast Of Lightning has seen her face," he explained. "You and her would get along with the whole 'mask' thing, I don't have time, nor the patience to hide my face. So, I respect it.">Haukea huffed."I do not. As much as I respect both Kohryu and the Golden Beast, the idea of hiding behind something is a farce. As for me, I've already conquered the largest hurdles in my path.">Caelus raised a brow."And that would be?">Haukea, without changing her expression at all, spoke."Destroying an entire village of trainers who were like that insolent young man, on equal skill, unfettered by outside interference of old- nihilistic men. And in t he end, the elder defied me, too. He, too, fell. But my conquest will not be complete.">Caelus laughed, shaking his head."No, that'd be that Williams boy, yes?">Haukea once again remained stout."He represents everything I despise. I will not focus upon ZODIAC's decree until I prove that I am mightier.">Raiha had to hold in a laugh, but turned her attention back to S-512."Suffice to say, S-chan. We're all on board with your plan, and are willing to front a~ny supplies you may need. Once you grab that data, send it to me, oh, and be sure to cause as much collateral as possible!">Her smile widened."Makes it more fu~n."
>>77521429Ho anon, I didn't knew it'd BREAK, why do you have such brittle things¿ Are you dumb¿>>77512909You’d love to know don’t you dark boy¿ There is no fun in telling you¡You DO the same¡ at least I’m honest about the trickery¡ instead of saying I’m some kind of MON-SAINT. Yeah hide your real thinking behind random Polygons coward.I don’t think it’d work, since I’ve licked the batteries and I haven’t gained any special POWERS from them... they just taste funny.It’s CALLED vision and I have BIG eyesSee Doro, I have GOOD ideas. Now be a good boy and defeat the elite 4 on each region, crown yourself god-emperor of the gym-industrial complex and get back to me ASAP¡¡¡>>77521904What being ugly does to a mon.Well you should get them back, hummie society is just going backwards>>77524033You should make a cool dance and pose like those 2 hummies and meowth did. You might be missing a hummie but I’m sure 2 vees in a trench-coat are good enough.Using cute charms to take advantage is an ARCEUS given right, I can already imagine a couple of things she could get away with even if the hummies know she is all smart n shit.Wooow you have a lot of experience on being a trainer-wife, even the cooking stuff, but even then who is the alpha-vee of the pack¿ Small differences, I’m sure and amry and a coach have to put the team in LINE somehow, discipline...
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>>77527664(Thank you and good morning :) )>>77527827>>77521904>Lightspeed pauses from his hyping Gramps up when he notices that Gramps is about to use a move>He gets in front of the Golurk"You can -aim- the move at -me- if you can't -stop- it!">Does he have a plan for that?>He does, the plan is a move called Protect>He views this as a good test of his reflexes>Inferno shakes his head"Ain't no way we don't 'ave some better way then that.">Lightspeed bounces from one side to the other, one front paw ready to raise in front of him"No -time-!">>77538031I, um, already have to do a dance for the Z-move with a pose. Dancing is something Dream's more into. And I'm certainly not doing a song/speech during the dance. Not unless I got some power boost from it. Then I'd consider it!Again, I'm not saying she doesn't do it, as she says, "it'd be foolish to waste a resource that's so readily available" but, she's responsible with her power!Uh, that's, not the words I'd use, exactly. No alpha here, just a big team working together, even the leadership duties are shared, though it's me and Star doing most of the "administrative" work together, so the others can focus on things that are more important to them.We're a family, so we've never really needed to do a discipline thing, know some trainers-- most even-- end up with Pokemon who are younger/less mature than them so they end up treating the position more like they are a parent as well as coach, and there's nothing wrong with that, but that's not how it turned out with us.>>77527458Thank you and good norning!>>77527303No finagling intended! Good...Since morning is night for you, should I say goodnight or good morning, I wonder? You know what, I know how to handle that.Good norning!
>>77527664>>77527928>Repose now moves into a different shadow>As for how Star would have reacted... she no doubt would have inquired to it, but she wouldn't be putting pressure on Stibium, without knowing the context she'd reserve judgement>It seems almost like a medical condition at this point, and it's not like she doesn't have transhumanist (transpokemonist?) leanings herself>The battle rages on>Not much longer now, but Nova is still standing, if only barely>I'm assuming another Thunder Fang was used? And that post was the roll? And it does .5 because of the burn? So that leaves Nova standing at 0.75?>Those Leftovers coming in clutch>Nova is going to use Hex again, of course>The opponent is still burned, so it still does double the damage, and Nova has the strong feeling that this opponent, despite the Steel type appearance, isn't weak to fire>Hits on 1-8 that isn't dubfail>Back to the conversation..."A symbol of their bond? What an odd thing to pick for it to symbolize.">He seems off balance for the first moment during all this insanity, but quickly recovers, reaching a hand down to paw one of Comfort's ribbons>As for the ghost thing..."They mostly send me out on diplomatic missions now, so I'm just judging by the fact even despite that I've had more, ahem, non-diplomatic missions with ghosts than otherwise.">Pyrite shakes his head"I've seen more insane coincidences, though not often.">Mr.Pyrite is concerned for Stibium's health, but there's not much he can offer-- at least, not at the moment>At the line of conversation of Pokemon talking with humans, Pyrite nods"Yeah, we're working on that ourselves."
>>77537722"Everything else is secondary to the pursuit of knowledge.">Except the horrific experimentation, that is part of the fun"As the saying goes, keep your friends closer, and your enemies even closer.">But who is his enemies and friends, anyway? He may be mostly just paranoiac>Still, he listens"Fascinating story. Just remember, borrowed power is still power.">As in, he is willing to lend a hand. or a whole batch of his own kind combat drugs"Even in Aether's 'care', many pokemon are not willing to stay caged, and may just need a little boost to make it everyone's problem. Enter the Obsidian Injector, derived from experiments with the Shard of Giratina">And looking back for a moment, to a Galarian Slowking with a peculiar turban. A pokemon Raiha may recognize as the so far one and only Distortion Shade. Meanwhile, the monitor shows some sort of large, spike like device"Albeit it has to be applied per single pokemon at a time, the shock and awe of these still imperfect New Variant Shades can not be understated.">The mere prospect of more test subjects make the Slowking cackle madly>Data on the Obsidian Injector experiments in Galar has been already sent to Raiha. Rapid Shadeification makes for great in field use, but body degradation is also very accelerated
>>77542790>Raiha took one look at the data and began to chuckle. One might have swore she licked her lips had she not covered it up with her gloves.>For their part, Caelus and Haukea ignored it and instead focused on the part of the mission."Very well," Caelus said, wiping his nose. "You will invade the Aether Foundation, cause havoc, steal data, and give the Alolans a taste of our power. Once this is done, we will award you the title of the Azure Dragon. I'm fairly certain if you don't choose your name, Raiha, in all her infinite wisdom, would give you one.">Raiha puffed out her chest and shrugged."It's about time someone acknowledged it!">Haukea sighed and tossed a Pokeball in one of her hands. Of note, it seemed all her Pokemon were kept in regular balls, unlike Caelus who used Greats, and Raiha... whichever!"I am in agreement as well," she huffed.>Raiha clapped her hands and blew a kiss."Make me proud, S-chan! Show those little chess-piece miscreants what real chaos looks like!">With that, the meeting adjourned, and the emblem denoting ZODIAC, an X with various code rings around it, fizzled out. All at once, the images of the other admins disappeared.>Raiha? Pleased. Caelus? Impressed. Haukea? Begrudgingly accepting.>There was, however, some questions to mull over, perhaps on S-512's side. Who was this Kohryu they spoke of? And the Golden Beast? How far did this rabbithole into Zodiac go down? And what of Williams? What did Haukea want with him?>Time slowed in the hourglass of Zodiac, but the alarm clock that was S-512's plans had resumed.>Chaos reigned. And soon, it would find the Aether Corporation.
>>77528383Yeah a sign! Maybe a flashing neon one to really get people's attentionThat... would probably encourage more people to throw pokeballs at me, honestly.I usually am!Yeah that would be unfortunate.Good norning Barrel>>77538031Is it that you won't tell me or you can't? I think you're just making stuff up.Yeah for harmless pranks, and no I'm not a saint. Polygons? It's just smart to not trust strangers online, isn't it?You sure do, you sure do...Sometimes! And, uh, I'd like to but it's not exactly an easy feat. Also I don't think becoming world champion would make me god-emperor of anything.>>77527664>>77541494>Doro shrugs"Again I might be wrong, but they do match.">He notices the subtle touch. Taner and Whisper... he supposes he could see it.>Moving on"They send you on diplomatic missions involving ghosts? Huh... do they send a ghost along too? I feel like most covens have low opinions of non-ghosts.">Doro can't disagree with that"Yeah. Probably easier to just assume it was you for now.">Doro glances at the pokecubes"I noticed, they're pretty impressive! Though personally, I think it should be on the human side, some sort of auto-translator. Can't exactly give every single wild pokemon some sort of translator after all."
>>77543936"Titles can come later. For now, planning the raid is priority. The Aether Institute will dread their mistakes.">Almost sounds like he has a grudge with them>S-512 has mostly Ultra Balls, but also two Premier Balls, all with tampered with identifiers. "I think we are all in agreement. I shall finalize the plan, and get the last information needed to make a wreck out of their security systems. These otherwordly pokemon will be our greatest prize.">KIss mostly not acknowledged"From chaos, knowledge.">Meeting adjourned>Kohryu and this golden beast? He will see them when it is time>Williams is of no factor to him. He is not a believer in clean fights.>And also the Sneasler known as VX, he has been finally made compliant, if just for some weeks. The otherwordly pokemon toxin is a critical component of the compliance drug, and he will need more to keep VX working for him....not like he has other options, with his medical condition.>...and then, an idea>There is another trick more to cause utter chaos in Paradise>Time to run some tests on a special subject from the Salandit experiments
>>77527928>>77541494>>77543994"It has been a long while since I have been dealing with this condition, I will be fine.">He is already not fine"Good! Would be a shame for the plans to go to waste. Still, would need the softeware side, which is....trickier.""The language barrier is one of the largest parts of the wall between humans and pokemon, and one I will gladly take a hammer to.">Yeah"I don't consider myself an expert on linguistics but, I had thought the widely accepted issue of an universal pokemon translator being every species having their own take on pokespeech, easier to translate among themselves than to humans>Might be wrong>Star definitely would and should have inquired>After all, it could happen to Taner and Star too>But, it is indeed a medical condition. One he never expected he'd have to take artificial means to palliate>And, the battle>Yes, that was a Thunder Fang, with that post as the roll, but only dealing 0.5 damage due to burn>The SpDef boosts from Charge coming in clutch too, against the Hex barrage.>And indeed, it is a Steel/Electric type with Heatproof ability>Also the Alicanto model was Steel/Flying with Lightning Rod>It is the final stretch>Only enough battery for two more Thunder Fang, and it should be just enough>But can the body endure?>Model-04 v1.5 "Liger" 1/6 +2 SpDef Burn>Nova: 0.75/4
>>77541457You should DO it for the love of the GAME and to instill FEAR on your adversaries before a fight¡ that’s boost enough. Now add in a THEME SONG and most fights would be over before they start¡Damn I guess her resource isn’t infinite like mine... an INFINITE well of charm¡Suuure TANNER **wink** the rest of the WEAKER vees are also important parts of the team and aren’t betas of their pack.... they each are unique and detergente in their own way. Heheh Beta Fae.I have never ONCE considered if there is an age on these teams things, like aren’t you only supposed to pull the mon to SMACK the others¿ where does the parenting even come from¿ sounds like a weeird way of SQUEEZING some extra potential>>77543994I can but I won’t¡ where is the business in telling you¿ Hummies pay a ton to get told stuff about them, and we shouldn’t mix this with business¡A harmless prank isn’t a prank, it’s just a joke, you’ve lost your way DORO, even the zoruas at the park are baddier than you. Okay, what about making it transactional then¿ You’d trust me if you’ve paid me for the advice, so you can pay me AND then trust me. Get Tanner’s credit Card PRONTO.I can be patient but you better not let me caught you LACKING you should be on top of this task 24/7, I’ll check periodically¡
>>77543994>>77545263"Aside from being a different color, apparently.">He says, though not as snarky as how he started"Actually, yes, they do send me in with another group of ghosts, but it doesn't help much because the covens only respect very specific ghosts.">A nod there>Then, the Pokecubes"Thanks, I wish I could take credit for more than just the idea and gathering the resources for them. And yeah, it'd be better if we could give every human a translator instead, but that's an even harder problem. Even if we could figure it out, we'd have to force it on a lot of humans.">He doesn't say that like it's bad because he wouldn't do it, rather that it'd be a difficulty that he absolutely would do>Then, to Stibium"I'm not going to pry, but we've got a few psychic experts at Revolt, and most of them would be willing to help a human, they may be able to help.">He shrugs, then smirks as the conversation go on"You know, it's too bad we can't control what universes this cave connects us if, or if it does at all. Imagine being able to trade information and tech with people from multiple universes on the regular!">Taner and Star do have a worry, about becoming a "Gestalt" by accident, thankfully it hasn't happened>And as for one of them losing the other, that can't happen because of the soul-connecting spell Breakback did, not that many people know about that>Back to the battle>The Thunder Fang hits again>"Just a little more...">Nova manages to get out, and then, one more Hex!>Model-04 v1.5 "Liger" 1/6 +2 SpDef Burn>Nova: 0.25/4>>77546072I think it'd make most of them laugh, not fear. Even with a theme song. I don't think that'd work even if I could make it impressive.She does have an infinite well of charm, she just uses it wisely!Both of the next parts of your posts indicate to me you, uh, don't really know how trainer and Pokemon teams work. It's not all what you see on TV, any team that doesn't work together and bond doesn't get anywhere!
>>77546072You'd convince me you're right instead of just making stuff up. Do you mean, like, psychic readings? Isn't that fake?We have very different definitions of pranks. Oh yeah, I forget Zorua are pretty common in Paldea. No, Wha-et, I'm not stealing Taner's credit card... not that paying for advice makes it any more trustworthy.And what's gonna happen if you find out I'm not, hmmm?>>77545263>>77546339"I'll take your word for it. Sorry if it seems like I'm prying.""We'll figure it out, eventually.">Doro looks thoughtful"Yeah, that's the hard part about it. But if it was easy someone would've already done it, right?">Back to Pyrite"Heh, yeah.">The fox shrugs."Truthfully I haven't really met any covens myself, but I know a few people who have, that matches up.">Doro nods"It would be hard, but easier than forcing it onto every single wild pokemon instead, right?">If Doro has the choice and it was easy, he might do it too.>But he's got a different plan in mind involving taking advantage of his growing fame>By now Doro's paying closer attention to the fight, which seems to be nearing its end.
Shoutous to Sam for getting me off my ass and back out there. Seriously, thanks, man. 'Sup, thread?
>>77546552>Pyrite waves it off"Nah, not sure why I'd want to keep anything secret anyway, not like your going to blab it to anyone in my universe! Plus, I'm not really the 'secrets' guy.">The Pokecube chimes in"No kidding.">He smirks"Hey now!">The battle itself looks like it may be over soon, and not in Nova's favor>Pyrite is watching with more interest as well"I think I've only had to deal with two. And I needed a lot of help for both of those. We are on good terms with two others, but one of them is, shall we say, of a different breed.">A smirk"Wild Pokemon have plenty enough forced on them already, when it comes to equal rights, it's the humans that are a problem, if only because they have the power to make laws, if the laws were better, maybe there wouldn't be a need for a Team Revolt at all! Better communication would no doubt help with that. Though I'm sure many would plug their ears, even so.">>77547968Um, hello! I don't know if we've ever talked before, but, hi! My name is Taner, I'm a trainer, currently going for the badges in Kalos, and this is a picture of Star, she's my closest companion and starter, and she's reading over my shoulder now and says hello too!
>>77548024Yo! Name's Chadley Williams, I've beaten the Alolan, Hoenn, and... Kanto's on hold right now. Jetsetter, motorcycle enthusiast, the works. And hey, nice to meet you. That's a baller-ass Eevee, you've been taking good care of her! I myself have nine girls I take care of myself, so I can know how much of a handful one of them is. This here's Fio, my Raichu. She might look like a ball of joy, but she's a goddamn gremlin.
>>77547968Heya! I see Taner's already got to you, hehI'm Doro, a Zoroark traveling through Kalos too. What's up?>>77548024"Heh, not like I could if I even wanted to.">He notes the Pokecube's reaction, clearly Pyrite isn't the best secret keeper>Then again neither is he>Nova tried his best, luck was just actively against him"Sounds like you're being careful with those ghost deals, that's good.">Oh boy, there's his Revolt side coming out again"Hmm. There's definitely some bad humans where I'm from, but I feel like the good ones outweigh the bad. By now I'm treated like a famous trainer by most people. ...Though I do still get the occasional pokeball thrown at me by trainers who think I'm wild since there's no human around."
>>77548445A Zoroark? Hell, I'd better keep you away from Kyana, my Houndoom. She's a bit territorial, doesn't like other Dark-Types. Not your fault, ma'am, it's hers. I still don't know why she does it, and I can understand her. >What's up?Just came back from the Bell Tower, had a nice moment with my ace, ate some Taiyaki from a cart. This place is bitchin' good. No matter what anyone says, Johto is where it's at for some peaceful living. Sucks that some of tourists here can't take a hint. Neither can the damn paparazzi.
>>77546339>>77546552>As a comment about 'forcing' translators"Some people just flatly refuse to acknowledge what is good.""I...">He actually stops to think about it"I have my doubts it may help. But if it helps you, I will give it a try.">Maybe there is something more than merely psychic codependency"I think these caves may have something more than just a distortion in space. I would not doubt a pokemon of the higher powers playing a trick.">Curious theory>For better or worse, Mr. Stibium is enduring the loss of that bond all by himself>To Doro"Don't worry about it, if anything talking to someone who can nor would talk to the League here helps me. I can not allow them to ever get close to my nor my team.">A sigh of relief"I had to acquire my own Pokemon Center machines to avoid League trackers. Ah, Mr. Pyrite, you may be interested in that if you come to Alola.">And, the battle, is about to end>Did the Hex connect?
>>77548851Oh yeah? Wouldn't be the first time I've seen pokemon that are overprotective of their trainers, but I'll keep that in mind if we ever meet. ...Also, uh, I'm a guy. Right now anyway.I actually grew up in Johto over in Ilex forest, that area's definitely pretty peaceful even if I didn't venture very far. Oh yeah those aren't half bad.They are, huh? Guess I'll see it myself when I get around to traveling through all of Johto one of these days.>>77549039"Makes sense! No risk of anyone crossing entire universes just to get information out of me.">As far as Doro knows anyway"Wait, like the whole healing machine? That must've been quite the heist."
>>77548325You know, it's been so long since another trainer posted that I'm a bit surprised, though I do think I've heard of you at one point, I think from Zapman. He knows everyone. Is a motorcycle easier to get around on then a bicycle? I feel like there are only a few Routes that are good for motorcycle travel but imagine it must be great in the cities!Star says thanks for the compliment! She's very smart. In fact, I'm lucky she and her family are so smart, none of them really cause me problems, and they often help with things! If that wasn't the case, I'm pretty sure I'd have been really overwhelmed at this point. I've, uh, also ended up with more than six companions.Fio looks ballar as well, if you don't mind me borrowing your word! Even if she has a mischievous streak. Always cool to see more mons with a cool scarf, too!>>77548445"Exactly!">Pyrite says>He probably only gets told things Team Revolt doesn't mind other people knowing"Yeah, ghost deals aren't for fun... Unless I guess it's a deal to gender swap, don't want to imagine what that cost you!">There is is indeed"Hopefully that's because the good actually outweigh the bad, and not because you are just being treated like a celebrity. Though even still, that's clearly a problem! Hey, as long as you have your celebrity status, you should record a clip of everyone who throws a ball at you and post it to your Mewtube channel, to publicly shame them!">>77549039>>77546552>Mr.Pyrite is, expectedly, still in perfect agreement>Then"Yeah. They know to be careful, but again, some of them are real experts, so if anymon can help, they can.">And as for that"Well, perhaps other worlds even have better higher powers.">That sounds entirely too painful>Taner probably wouldn't be able to do it>The post ended in 9>The Hex missed>But was this post your roll for thunder fang? It also ended in 9 lol>So, if that's the case, here's another Hex roll!
>>77548325heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeywelcome back to alivealso yeah, I can confirm that Taner is good people>>77548024and I also can confirm to the gremlin tendencies of Fiojust don't underestimate hershe taught Mho some things
>>77549137Don't mind me saying you look damn good for a guy. You got style, pizazz, flare. Like that's a seriously well maintained coat. I'd show off my Absol fur but I left it at my folks. Besides, it's still summer anyways.>Ilex ForestNo shit? Just went there last week. Hell of a place to meditate and practice martial arts. The Farfetch'd from the charcoal people got out again, so I had to help with that. Great place, though. Have run into the leader of Azalea a few times there. Nice fellow. Tsuki, my Ariados, can't really stand him. Don't know why.>>77549175Motorcycle is damn fun, but sometimes a bike lets you go places that you couldn't dream of going. I kind of miss when I was into BMX. Motorcycles are great in cities, cars are nice, but bikes out in the wilderness are great for doing all kinds of stuff. Me? I have a Palossand, so she tends to just take me anywhere.>Star says thank you!Well, hey, she's earned it.>Fio is baller as hell.Now that's gonna go to her head, I swear. She loves wearing that scarf all the time. Hasn't taken it off since she wants to get stronger so she can spar with "Big Brother Mho", who's Zap's Electrivire. I ain't sure how a scarf helps, but hey, I'm the dude with the golden aviators. How far along are you in the Kalos challenge? Heard they got some interesting Gyms over there.>>77549194Yo, Sam, how's it? Glad to see you. Maria was also the one who convinced me to come outta my shell. I both like it and hate it, because on the one hand it's nice to be outside, on the other there's a lot of people asking questions when I'm out.
>>77549175>Probably a good call on their part>Doro chuckles at that"Actually pretty much every time it's happened to me wasn't my idea. The first time was a potion from my Mismagius girlfriend.">Ironically, Doro doesn't actually know what Tempest would charge for a genderswap potion>>77549424Don't worry I'm used to it. And yeah taking care of my mane and fur takes some serious work so I'm glad to know there's people who notice! Good to hear you're taking care of their fur, I've seen more than a few trainers who clearly don't properly groom their furry pokemon.Yep, haven't visited in a while though. Been pretty busy with all the other regions I've been traveling to.Hmm. Can't say I've met them so I wouldn't know why. Come to think of it, don't think I've met an Ariados outside of trainer battles either. Probably a good thing, might've ended up spider food if that happened while I was a Zorua.
>>77549194Hi! I figure you probably were the Sam he was talking about in that first post. Any friend of yours, I know is going to be cool! Taught Mho some things? Now that's... a little frightening, to be honest! Not to Star though, now she's wondering what a battle would be like.>>77549424I can also fold up my bike enough to fit it into my trainer backpack and take it anywhere. I'm not sure I could do the same for a motorcycle. Still, I've gotta admit, motorcycles are very cool.Though I'd I need to get anywhere really fast, I'd fly on Dredd, he's a Corviknight and a really chill bird despite the name!Thankfully, I don't have to worry about things going to Star's head, at least not from other people, she gets enough compliments from me that I'm surprised she's able to stay so humble. She's got a really good head in her shoulders though. She posts here sometimes, but a lot less often than me because using paws to type is hard, even with a touch screen pen.Sparring with Mho? Zapman implied as much. You know, I don't have any trouble believing it, if anyone knows that the size of a Pokemon doesn't reflect how proficient in battle they are, it's me. People underestimate Star all the time. Still, like I said to Zapman, Star is now wondering if eventually she could set up a battle, she does have a bit of that competitive spirit.I'm about halfway through, along with Doro, he and I are going through the region together, since he's a trainer too. We are taking a small break in Lumiose city, we're hoping to stick around for when that big upcoming city project is done and check that out together!The gyms have been interesting. Thankfully, none of them have been filled with lava. There was one gym in Johto that had lava. I'm still not over it.
>>77549137>>77549175>It would take someone very dedicated>An an actual ambush across dimensions"The machines, and support equipment. Plus staff, but that was hired through more normal channels. All to be moved when our more definitive base of operations is built.""Well, we can go there after this. Though I doubt there is much to help. I'd need a medical miracle.">But for who?"...perhaps.">Well, guess this is ending in a missfest>A missfest that the Liger model can not endure, battery drained and an Hex hitting it head on>By the skin of his teeth, Nova is victorious!"....well, there was at least an increase in overall duration. We'll need to revise the batteries still, and find out more permanent solutions for in field power supplying.">There may be plans getting readied. But nothing usable right now
>>77549424well, being cloistered up tends to attract questionsalso give my thanks to Mariathings here are uh, swamped with projectsthere's a Sylveon in Paldea that needs backup batteries>>77549883yupgot me out of a pickle a way back thenthere's more to electricity in battle than just generating it, there are degrees of fine control that few pokemon know. Fio between themsounds like a double battle, Mho and FIo against Star and her choice of partnersparks will fly>>77527827>>77541457"You TURN it OFF by RELEASING IT WITH YOUR HAND!">Oh hell he is going to punch a wall>Or a Protect, that works
>>77549921>>77549137>Something like that isn't likely, but that's why Pyrite brought backup just in case>Team Revolt has had to steal stuff too... though typically, they get it from the places that they attack, which were mistreating Pokemon anyway"I've seen miracles happen. We have a psychic signature on our business card for a reason, after all. Our primary mission may be Pokemon advocacy, and that'll always be our focus, but we don't limit ourselves to that. There's more than one way to make the world a better place, after all.">Team Revolt has always been somewhat idealistic, which wouldn't be a problem for the League aside from the fact that they very much act on those ideals... to the point where they end up breaking the law in quite a few regions>It has it's perks for them, though, rescue enough Pokemon for long enough, and you are sure to find some expectational individuals after a while, plus ones who come from experimentation that Revolt was too late to stop but still able to save them from after>To Doro"A Mismagius girlfriend? Sounds... scary.">That sarcastic smirk is back>Indeed, both Pokemon know that the next attack will end the battle, and both are doing their absolute best to make sure it isn't -them- who gets hit by that next move-- it's less interesting in words, but it probably looks pretty epic to those watching>In the end, though, it seems Nova just barely manages to eek out a win-- surprising, considering the HP difference, though Mr.Pyrite doesn't seem that surprised"Good job Nova! Though I guess we'll have to test the auto-revive later.">The necklace goes **wirrr click** again>Nova leans on his large stick for a moment>"I would rate that as one of my most challenging battles of recent. I'm impressed.">Pyrite smirks"If Nova is impressed, I'm impressed!"
Goodnight everyone!>>77550308Someone getting you out of a pickle? Must have been quite the pickle.Well, Star has read that, and now she's thinking Lightspeed would be the best/most interesting choice. I'm not sure the world is ready for that battle! But I think all four of them would enjoy it, from the sounds of it.>>77550585Cute!
>>77549588Taking care of fur's a passion of mine. Mom always said I'd be a cosmologist if I wasn't a trainer. Plus, nice to get a buff in battle, to boot. The real reward for me is seeing the girls smile.>AriadosTsuki's always been the temperamental sort. She's kind of a brat. I type this as she's still gnawing on my cheek as an adult. Classy!>>77549883A Corviknight? Kickass, I hear those things are great. For a flying type, that'd be Tachibana, she's my Swellow. A lot of people are saying this and that about competitive but they haven't seen Tachibana's... Agh, Arceus, I'm still learning this language. Apparently, it translates to something like 'Swallow Return'. Really fast trick of the wings.>Star's headYeah, I worry about Layla, my ace, a lot.>MhoYeah Fio loves her 'Big Brother Mho', I swear those two have a bond that I think she was missing in her own family. Found her in the Safari Zone in Hoenn. Caught her in the wildest way. I was chasing her through the whole damn park as a Pikachu and then I decided, "You know what? Fuck it." I went to a clearing, made myself comfortable and just laid down. This little gremlin comes waltzing in thirty minutes later, laying on top of me because she thinks I'm asleep. That's when I poke the ball on her head, boom, caught. Now she's been a great ally and... more, since. >Kalos Gyms and a BattleMaybe a battle someday! Nice to hear Kalos is doing well with its Gym Challenge. I hear Drasna's got a young man she's coaching up at the Elite 4, real odd type.>Lava GymOh, I know which one you're talkin' about. That's Blackthorne. I hear their leader's a sore loser.>>77550308Being a Williams has always been asking for trouble.>MariaShe says: "Have fun with that girl of yours, Samuel. Please, treat her well." She referring to that Mimikyu?>Sylveon with batteries.You know, given what I've dealt with out in the Bias Sands, my Hoenn endeavor, and just everything else- I ain't surprised.GN
late night posting>>77551082So did you somehow surround yourself with 9 girls on accident orwhat
>>77551964jealous?
>>77551964having a harem of pokemon is totally normal for every trainer
>>77549921>>77550531>Pyrite's comment gets a small smile out of Doro"Heh. She can be when she wants to be, she's a solo witch when they're usually in covens so she works hard.">The fox is watching the end of the battle with interest>When the Liger model goes down, Doro looks impressed"Wow. Is every Delphox I meet gonna be this strong?">Of course, the machines were no joke either, Doro gets why Pyrite's so interested in them now>Now that the battle's concluded, Doro seems to realize something"You know... our friends are probably still looking for us somewhere in the cave. Once we're done here we gotta go find them!">>77551082I bet your pokemon are pretty glad for that! As for my team I'm pretty much the only one that needs to spend this much time on my own coat. Maybe Julius does too but I think he just really didlikes being dirty. He's a Hypno, don't worry though he's a real nice guy.Oh yeah? Haven't met many spider pokemon myself to compare, but I think a big spider gnawing on my face would be a little uncomfortable.
Further proof of my magic abilities, I’ve painted closed on some shop around the street and no hummie gets inside them. It must be that my fairy magic acts through my crayons and effectively changes the reality around me, I’ve been slowly painting cracks around a statue, I suspect it’s just a matter of time before it CRUMBLES away¡>>77546339So you don’t KNOW, that’s what is called FEAR of SUCCESS¡ Remember TANNER, you are your worst enemy and your strongest adversary. Anti-Tanner vs Tanner....There are wells more ‘infinite’ than hers such as mine, maybe it depends on how much you can pull out at once or something.Nonsense I am well versed in all the DRAMA that goes behind a well-functioning team, I’ve seen all the drama shows and videos about TEAMS falling apart, re-uniting and falling apart again. Most of the time is because someone STEPS out of the line or the trainer is too weak or there is a breakup... sometimes CHEATING¡>>77546552Except there is no way for me to know that you WON’T lie about it being true, I’d rather not stain my HIGH reputation. I do not know about what PSYCHICKS use to do parlor tricks, but FAIRY MAGIC is totally on a different level ABOVE and beyond, you SHOULDN’T mix them together.It’s pretty funny how all the GOOD mons are in this region, while others have like a MASSIVE influx of unknown trash ones no one remembers.It is not stealing if you give it back, you can even give him a kiss on the cheek as payment for whatever you pull out SILLY¡You don’t wanna know GRRRRRRR it’d be very BAD GRRRRR
>>77557202Well if you're scared I'd ruin your reputation then I understand. Not psychic pokemon, regular people with a crystal ball, stuff like that. I didn't know fairies could predict the future.Riiight. Well good to hear you have high opinions of Zorua and Zoroark at least!It is if you buy anything with it. Also Taner would not appreciate a kiss on the cheek from me, or at least I'm pretty sure he wouldn't.Well... can't say I'm intimidated. I think you're just bluffing!
>>77558167Dodo. If you were to trim your claws, what would happen. Would they bleed out or something?
>>77558793Okay this time you definitely did that on purpose.If you trimmed them too far down, yeah. It's hard to see but my hands aren't just all claws, I have actual paws that work for grabbing things normally and using my pokegear. I guess my claws are kinda like human fingernails in a way
>>77559212Did what on purpose?Gotcha, when I have the opportunity to, I'll trim your claws so you have no more claws left. That'll be funny to see.
>>77559659Called me Dodo againI need those to battle! If you really wanna see that I can just use illusions. That or you can pay me for the battles I'll miss until they grow back
>>77554566>>77552464for sure>>77557202You gonna get beat up one day
>>77551964Good morning to you!>Debating on if we should try to get Kemo in on the Paintball stuff>I do think that'd be fun, but if not, we could probably start it pretty soon here, looks like we are soon to wrap up the reflection cave stuff, maybe one more scene in there>>77555859>>77549921"That does sound tough! But good on her, separating herself from the darker side of ghosts while doing her own thing.">He may have a bit of a misconception there... perhaps best to let him keep it>Nova steps back from the battle>"Leftovers.">Now, the Delphox is slowly healing>Then..."Oh yeah, I guess that's right. We'll give the data to you real quick and then finish up here while you find your friends, how's that sound?">>77557202No, it's called fear of embarrassment, in this case. With no gain. You can do a lot of things any people will just say "oh that's cute" when for most people it'd be embarrassing and that seems to have worked for you but that's not the way it works for most people. I'm not sure it'd even work for you, at the level of League tournaments. Then again, I have in fact seen a lot of very wacky trainers who do very wacky things and everyone just accepts it. But that, doesn't mean I want to be one of them. I don't think being wacky helped any of them out...Maybe. I think, again, it also depends on the crowd. Cuteness is super-effective against some, and not very effective against others, very much like type effectiveness actually.See, again, all of that is drama shows, they take the most extreme examples, make them more extreme, and then make a show out of it. I have no doubt some teams are like that, but, not most, especially not most functional teams that get anywhere. The teams on the drama shows are there because they couldn't make money on battles so they are trying that instead!
>>77551082I can't speak for all Corviknights, but I can say with certainty that Dredd is indeed awesome!I actually know a Flying type trainer who'd really be into that, she's probably an expert on Swallow Return and everything else! I, uh, Dredd is a great flyer but I can't say I'm a super big fan of being high up in the air, myself. I'd much rather go via Dredd than by an airplane, but, I still tend to just hold on tight and wait for us to get there. Or we have Dredd pick up an air-balloon basket while inside it, like the flying taxies of Galar, but less, um, taxing. Because he's not carrying a full on car.Also, I want to circle back to something I've been thinking about from your last post. You said your Palossand companion tends to take you everywhere. I find that I'm, uh, having trouble imagining how that... works..I mean, if there's anyone's head I need to worry about, it's Fea's, he's a Sylveon, Star's brother, and he's, um. Well, let's just say he's a very proud Pokemon. And he makes everyone know it.Ah! That's something between the traditional trainer way of the past and the new way that trainers are doing it more often now, the voluntary agreement way. Sounds like things really worked out for the both of you, I'm really happy to hear it! I, um, set out to have a very diverse team of mostly 3-stage evos when I started my journey, and then that idea quickly got thrown out as I found myself meeting the Pokemon who'd actually become my family. That was only a few years ago but it seems like such a long time now, I had a lot to learn back then. Still do, that never changes I guess, it's just different things to be learned!Really? Maybe I'll see them. I have managed to get to the Elite 4 in two of the League Tournaments so far.Thankfully, I didn't get to see the "sore loser" side of the leader there, maybe because the battle was pretty close. But still, lava... I don't like the heat in general, so, that was no fun.
>>77561785Me too.Do you by chance have the cup pong gamein your texts >that would be perfectly fine>I am pretty comfortable existing in an infinite state of Waiting by now
>>77562213Okay, um, I'm utterly lost so I'm going to try to break this down.I know what the cup pong game is, or at least, I'm going to assume that's the one where someone puts a pong ball in one of three cups and shuffles them. I'm sure there's a phone app that is that game.I know what texts are. I am... not as familiar with the concept of games being inside text messages. It does remind me of how, like, if one opens some browsers when offline, they can find a hidden game in the offline page. But I've never seen an easter egg like that in my text messages app.So, assuming I'm on the right track with all that above, the answer is no, I think?>You, me, and Doro is something that actually might be able to happen soon>Oh, and hopefully Daniel's team too, we had that all set up, that sounds like enough :)
>>77562886hehhehehehehYou’re uhhh kinda close. Almost.First off no that’s the wrong cup pong game, have you heard of beer pong? Where people try to toss ping pong balls into plastic cups? They usually set the cups up like bowling pins. And then you eliminate each one every time you get a ball into a cup. And you take turns seeing who can get all their cups first. There’s a popular extension you can download for the default text app that lets you send turn based mini games to people. I have 477 wins in cup pong against people. 300 of those were 1 person and he currently has like 350 wins on me but that’s besides the point here’s a screenshot >noted>I lost track of Daniel’s scene and then never knew what happened after that>I will be around when needed
>>77558167Those are even FAKER Doro, you are such an easily mon to take advantage of¡ Fairy magic can do things you can’t even DREAM OFF.They are DECENT dark types because of the inherent dogness in them, some of the good ones you could say.But you’d be paying it back, so not stealing. There is only one way to know... you must kiss TANNER¡I never EEEVEEERR bluff but I’m a fair boss and you are still going into the whole battle industrial complex so don’t worry about REPERCUCIONS¡>>77561482Cope and Seethe, when you are THIS cute consequences are a choice¡>>77561785Fear of embarrassment translates to being a COWARD, Hummie wrestling have all these theme songs and DANCES and it enhances the fighting¡You have to find something Tanner, being the eevee boy can only get you so far as we are so famous there has to be a couple others like you out there, some with stronger bonds with their vees, stacking gimmicks is the way to go here.Cope, my cuteness is EFFECTIVE against everything and everyone, maybe STAR’s isn’t which is a SAD thing.Okay so it’s HOURS of hours videos, television, printed media, against 1 guy on the web, I am not sure what is more trustworthy. Do not worry tanner, I’ll give you a cut of the documentary I’ll produce after you rise, shine and FALL from fame, taking some artistic liberties ofc. I’m planning on calling it “Tanning Tanners, How one trainer got eaten by his team of vees overnight”
>>77550308"It took all this... Effort to make it.... I'm not sure how to release it.... With my hand!">>77541457"Aim the move... At you..? That seems... Dangerous! But.... Little option...You all are more... Durable than me... Anyways!">Gramps puts his faith in all of their claims and reels his arm back before coming down on the jolteon>Gramps uses shadow punch!
>>77563121Ah, that makes a bit more sense, and yes, I've seen that one too! There are a few games that have ping-pong balls and cups, actually.I'm, uh, wondering if that's an Apple phone specific thing, because, um, I don't think my Pokegear has that as an extension for it's default text app. In fact, I'm not sure the default text app does extensions, um, at all.It looks neat though! I recall playing a lot of the air hocky app. It was a simple app and Star and the others could play it even with paws.>>77564006Fear of embarrassment translates to... not being embarrassed as often. Which is nice. Being a cowered is fear of doing things that might end up bringing you to harm, even if it goes against your principles to not help. That's different.Maybe in a controlled environment with friends I might try the dancing, but it sounds like that could all just go to better prep time. And if there's a trainer with stronger bonds than me with their partners... I'm not saying it's impossible, just that I'd be impressed, and at that point, they'd deserve the win anyway, and I'd try to learn from them.I'll tell you what, if any trainer who does a song and dance before battling me ever actually wins, I'll consider doing that.You say that, but I think you've maybe just been lucky so far. Though, she doesn't use moves for it, she's going all natural with the cuteness, most the time, so maybe that's the difference.I mean, I've lived hours and hours, I've also met a lot of trainers. Plus, you've seen the League edutainment, right? It's not like that there.That's just nonsensical.>>77564560>>77550308"I have a -plan-!">As it's a very pulled punch, Lightspeed has no trouble whatsoever timing the Protect>A bright blue hexagonal sheild appears in front of the Jolteon, it's like hitting a wall-- but unlike most walls, it survives the punch, the effect of it rippling through the hexagons but not touching the Jolteon>There's only one thing to say about that"-EPIC-!"
>>77551964Hooh boy. So basically...>Chadley went over his entire adventure in Hoenn and how he met everyone. Due to an abnormally high string of luck, he'd run into only female Pokemon. This included his time in Hoenn, time at the Battle Frontier, and the Elite Four.And then Minji came along...>Chadley detailed his experiences in Alola, what with Zodiac, finding Minji (a now Toxapex) and Lydia (now a Palossand).Don't even get me started on where the fuck Kyana is supposed to come from, I think she was at one point owned by Petrel.>Chadley explained the KSS Matsukaze event, in which he and Zapman explored an abandoned ship, got Pokemon, and met Tapu Fini. Not much later, Chaddo acquired Kyana, his Houndoom, Tsuki, his Ariados, and... an Armaldo? This was new.Aest is a bit old fashioned but you can't really hold it against her. Also, it -used- to be nine. Now it's more like... 11? I think I'm doing the math right.>>77555859Hey, Hypno get a bad rap is all I'm saying. Just because one had to be a creep towards this children don't mean that all Hypno are bad. Also, damn, they have a real snazzy fur collar.>Tsuki gnawing on your face.Nah she does it 'cause it's what she used to do as a little Spinarak. She teethes, basically. It's just annoying.>>77561799>DreddKickass name, first of all. Tachibana loves flying herself but treats it more like a sport than a thing of relaxation. Girl's got to relax... she's gonna ruin her feathers!>Lydia takes me everywhere.I need my exercise but she's really insistent on using her sand to manipulate the earth so we can move. Something about 'not dirtying clothes'. I mean, I'm still sitting in sand... >FeaIs that the one who's batteries are on the fritz, by chance?>FamilyOh Arceus, I love these girls to bits. Nothing could come between me and 'em, but sometimes I feel like I should be... more y'know?>Blackthorne woesHell, I'm not looking forward to that either.
>>77564006How do you feel about those people that like to watch cute Pokemon like you suffer online>>77565506Yes. Probably. By “extension” i mean you go to the App Store and download it, and then you access it via the texts. Everything you say is right. Man i haven’t played one of those air hockey apps since like 2009. Good times. I’m trash at it tho. But still a monster in cup pong. And also irl cup pong. If you ever wanna compete. Put some stakes on the line. >>77565841uhhuh. Uhhhuh. Mkay then. You know, I’d probably say some of that’s unbelievable but given what I’ve been forced to experience myself, it’s not. I’m already bad enough at remembering all of Taner’s Eevee names, and they’re all super easy like “lightspeed” for the electric one and “inferno” for the fire one. I am definitely not gonna pass the RoyalChadley Pokemon name quiz. I see you also know Zapman so that explains all those shenanigans you’ve gotten involved in. This little internet friend circle is cursed with wacky, eventful lives. Nice to meet you and such
>>77565841Thanks, I'll tell him so! I don't really come up with the names here, I let everyone name themselves.I'm very thankful that Dredd doesn't treat flying like a sport. He is very fast, but it doesn't ever feel like I'm about to be blown away or anything. Now if I wanted a really relaxing flight, though, I know a Whimsicott named Cottonball, he's one of my best friends and has taken me up into the air in his cotton-- after he grows it out-- a few times.Oh boy, ruined feathers. Dredd is the first bird type I needed to take care of, and while I did know the basics from trainer school, he's also a Steel type, and that made it a bit of a learning curve. His feathers can rust. But we've figured all that out now.That actually sounds like fun! Star wouldn't let me do that, though, she won't even let me skip my exercises on days I'm not walking somewhere... She's allows me to keep the whole rest of the team in good health, but won't let me, uh, be separate from that.No, Fea doesn't use batteries, I think that's Wha-et. Fea is... a lot. Wha-et is a lot, too. But they are a lot in very different ways.I, uh, don't know exactly what your asking with that one. Or rather, maybe I do, but if I'm misunderstanding, it might be awkward, so I hesitate to comment yet. Aside from saying, on a perhaps unrelated note, I think a lot of regions are silly for not acknowledging that since Pokemon are just as smart as humans, bonds between trainer and Pokemon can become romantic, and there's nothing wrong with that.Yeah, good luck, probably my least favorite gym in Johto, even though it was actually the Fighting gym that I lost at for the first time.>>77566260Ah, got it. It looks a bit like one of those Mewtube games. Because a video site needs games now.Well, it's really easy to set up, next time we see each other, we'll set up a game of cup pinball! Be warned, as a trainer, I have a really good throw and great aim too, I've practiced those skills a lot!
>>77549921>>77561785>The fox nods."Works for me if it does for you and Stibium!">He awaits Stibium's response- and the data>>77564006Yes, that's what I was saying! I wouldn't fall for that stuff! Oh I've experienced firsthand what Fairy magic can do. Multiple times.And you're the one saying I have biases!Then why am I stealing from him if I end up paying anyway? Also no, I'm not kissing Taner!!Sounds like another bluff to me, too bad the whole trainer thing is already my plan so I won't be able to call it.>>77565841That they do, same for Shiinotic, got one of those on my team too, his name's Willow.Maybe I'm biased since I'm immune to most things Psychic types can do, but still I haven't met any evil Hypno myself. And yeah it's a nice mane, Julius takes good care of it.Ah okay so not so bad then. I know a lot of people would be pretty scared of getting teethed by a giant spider.
(aaaaaaaaaaaaaa)(Woohoo labor day is fun)(Except when you lose power for most of the day, that's less fun)https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/77331954/#77428595"Well, I suspect a lot were stopped before they went in. You don't make it all the way out here without at least stopping for the night at the local hotel. By then most of the workers were likely already gone and unresponding so they might've started to close the perimeter off.">Rita shrugs"Who knows, maybe we'll find a bunch of trainers in there, too.">Then a nod at Star"That's true, the average trainer doesn't have as many badges as Taner does. I sure don't, at least!">True, but that's still a rather small fraction of everyone out there>Another nod but at Taner"Yep, exactly.">And also that, though Rita is so used to just doing things her own way she doesn't even to mention that part>Wise!>Yes. Though Tom prefer baby dills since they're easier for him to eat, with his tiny hands>Yes, how fairly new is up for debate since it took us signifanclty longer to get to it than the actual amount of time it took for Taner to get there lol"Yeah... I don't think I could ever do something like that. Let alone wear a suit. Augh.">She shakes her head and shivers like the thought alone repulses her>Sharon might have been able to do it for a while, but... All the strangeness surrounding her would've most likely ended up being a problem sooner or later. Probably sooner than later, actually>Maybe!>True!>Dredd will ultimately follow Taner over the law, since the law allowed him to get captured and put in a lab to begin with, but that's about it. For anything else not in direct conflict with Taner's values, the law takes priority>That she sure is! And that it sure is!
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/77331954/#77428595>And thus it was time for dessert!>Rita will only order something small since she's pretty full as is, and still she'll share with her boys>Hugo, her partner Hawlucha, will likely be too distracted by the recent discovery that his kind can, in fact, Mega evolve lol"Great! Sounds like a plan to me. Careful not to have Cottonball get caught though, especially if the guards or police are involved.">She says as she feeds Xylophone some ice cream, which he seems to really like!"I think we should at least get a small nap in before we go- we don't know how long we'll be out there. It might be all night, possibly longer."(And good evening!)
>>77567079>>77567089>whoops, ignore the terrible typos, that's what I get for copy-pasting straight from notepad without spellchecking first
>>77567079(Hello and good evening!)"I guess we could end up walking in, and then just immediately running into a lot of trainers, too.">And Star nods at the badges mention, a little proud-- she helped him get all those, after all>Indeed>Taner isn't quite as used to just doing his own thing, but... close enough, he'd probably still be going in even if Rita wasn't there>Honestly, Star is very happy that Rita is here, for a lot of reasons>Noted!>And also noted lol>Rita got there with enough time to study, at least"Yeah, it'd feel very strange wearing a suit. They don't have many suits with shorts.">Star gives him an incredulous raised eyebrow>"No, they don't.">She'd have been able to do it, until someone like the next Baba Yaga showed up; trying to balance stuff like that with her political career would be hard... not to mention the wildcard that is Tempest etc.>Not that it wouldn't be something she could handle, but handling it would not likely be easy>That works out as Taner will also follow the law as long as it's not in direct conflict with his values!>>77567089>Taner was going to order something large, but Star says that he can only do that if it's split between him and her, and so he does that>Everyone else gets some desserts as well, and Taner places some leftovers in his cooler which then goes in the backpack>That is a very reasonable thing to be distracted by!"Yeah... they can't trace DNA from cotton, can they? Maybe best to just use other methods, I guess.">Then"Okay, nap it is! I'm, uh, going to be pretty full after this, so that'll help too. I'll call Daniel right after...">And so...>>77550308>Ring ring... Ring ring...>Daniel is getting a call, from Taner>Is he able to answer?
>>77566840yeah, like that.Cup pinball? Idk how to play that
>>77550531>>77555859>Stibium is less outright heisting and theft and more about underhanded hardware acquirement>Dodgy documents, shell companies and legal trickery to further the acquirement of restricted material"We'll see. We'll see.">Actually doing anything to help Mr. Stibium would be like trying to remove a deep bond...and one he still clings to>He might have a reason why>The Stibium Engineering Bureau robots are sturdy, well designed and with tools to deal with bad match ups, but are specialized and they falter when forced into extended battles. Nova got it when he managed to get the Liger model down to it's backup moves"Autorevive? If that works in battle, that would be a game changer.">Certainly interested"Consider me impressed as well. Congregation, tag this as a remarkable battle.">The Porygon 2 begin with synchronized soft beeping"Still, I've got a third model on hand, but I doubt anyone has the energy left for a battle.">Oh right, a third robocube>And, to Doro"Plus, who knows what may happen if you get lost in here too long."
>>77569354(woosp, wrong pic)
>>77568613I, uh, really can't explain how cup beer pong became cup pinball in my mind for long and for me to type it out and post it!>>77569354>>77555859>"underhanded hardware acquirement" is nice, if that had been said out loud, Mr.Pyrite would have been taking notes>Just a nod from Pyrite there>Perhaps that's so, and removing a bond doesn't sound great anyway, though even if they can't "fix" what's going on, perhaps they can make the current bandage a more healing and less harmful one>In a quicker battle-- or against many less skilled opponents-- Model 4 would have won>Even League champions may have trouble with these, which is exactly what Team Revolt might hope for... but even more so, they seem like they could be a great aid in search and rescue>Mr.Pyrite nods"Yeah, the item selector thing actually has 7 items, when it detects that the user has fainted, it's suppose to just switch to the Max Revive and use it automatically. It's worked in our tests but, it'd be nice to see it during a live battle.">Then"It's less energy and more time, these good folks here are needing to get back to their friends, I've heard.">He gestures to Doro and Flow>And then a nod at that"So, as mentioned, the blueprints for the cube and all the things we've tried with it so far, as well as some half-built ideas currently in the works that we just don't have the resources for, are all on here.">He takes out the USB stick, and hands it over to Stibium>Then he gets out a laptop>This Laptop isn't a fancy light one, it's a heavy duty one with lots of protection and a large case around even that, but it's a working one>Seems to have some custom version of Linux installed, too
>>77551082Tsuki has been always an intense girlsuch is the luck of Williams. at least it does not apply to pinball machines, Williams or notoh yeah, Kauket is a Mimikyu and she isuhwellofficially girlfriend statusthough she is no normal Mimikyujust a stndard sylveon with a standard home needing home batteries for continuous power during blackouts, nothing weirdspeaking of the Bias Sands, Dyne says hi. I think he may evolve soon-er-ish. maybe not>>77564560>>77565506>And the punch is let loose!"TOLD you, it is all about FOCUS."
>>77569354>>77569715>An automatic revive sounds pretty powerful, once again an invention the Zoroark is surprised no one invented in his world>Doro glances at the robocube in question when Stibium points it out>Though it seems Pyrite beat him to the response"Like he said, we've been separated for a while now, so it's probably best we get going soon.">With the laptop out, Doro and Flow let the two of them hash out the details on the data
>>77566260Play the guessin' game all you like. As for me? Well, I've learned them long enough now. I'm gonna call you by your handle if'n you don't mind.>>77566840Yeah taking care of Steel-types is a little bit of a challenge. I don't got any myself, but I've done it before for friends and stuff. Turns out most potions can be addled with natural herbs to apply a nice finishing sheen, almost like a wax. Wax on wax off!>No comment.Ah, don't worry about it. I'm trying to take it easy as is. Also, hell yeah, Pokemon are really a lot smarter than we give them credit for. Arceus help me if I didn't have Maria (my Dusknoir) and Eve (my Alakazam) they're really smart.>Johto Life, Gym LifeI don't plan on taking the challenge just yet. Getting back into shape. Been going on daily runs through Tohjo Falls. Hoping to up that to some walks around Mt. Silver after a time. They don't like it when I go back there, something about the Indigo League. Man, all I'm saying is, what if a Hiker wanders up there, huh?>>77566971Willow eh? Nice name.>Psychic types and Tsuki!Yeah, Tsuki always acts so indifferent when she does it. Eve has to psychically will her off sometimes. That's what gets 'em into squabbles. C'mon girls, you're how old now? Work it out!>>77570097>TsukiOh you have NO idea.>Williams LuckThe other day, Mom accidentally found herself in Agate Village after taking a wrong turn in Pyrite tunnels.>KauketOh, hell yeah!! My man's got himself a lady! Well done, well done. I myself am going to take Layla on a date tonight. Promised 'er. She's been so worried and patient about me, I thought about treating her nice.>DyneMan, that little tyke came from a world of hell. I hope he's enjoying life here.>Battery-operated SylveonDo I even wanna know?
>>77568084(Thanks!)>Nod"Only one way to know for sure- by actually going in there.">She has the right to be!>Maybe not quite, but he's getting there!>Yes, and even if Rita would have full confidence to go in there on her own with her team... She's also glad Taner and Star are there, just to make sure she doesn't accidentally forget something important or gets blindsided by any of the hundred potential scenarios Star already has a backup plan for>Yes, probably just a few hours earlier or the day before>Rita blinks a few times at Taner, then looks over to Star, and then bursts out laughing!"Pffthahaha, well if they make you work from home, you can just wear the top with shorts still, at least!">Taner and his eternal shorts will never not be funny to Rita. Probably Sharon and some others too>Yeah exactly. Not to mention Princess who, while her official records have been scrubbed, likely wouldn't take too much digging to find other strange reports and witness accounts about some of the things she's done>Yes it's doable but... She's already got enough on her plate as is (especially with Halloween right around the corner once again)>That's why Dredd so rarely feels the need to speak up! Taner's pretty good at following the law most of the time
>>77568084>Of course he was, and of course she does! For her lack of self-preservation, Rita seems to have at the very least a good sense of self-control when it comes to things like that. Then again, she comes across as the type of person who eats a lot of things on the fly and rarely takes time to sit down and have a proper meal, which probably isn't too healthy either>Dredd will not have dessert because it's just too much sugar for no actual beneficial nutrients>Tom will have dessert because it's yummy :)>Yeah! Now I know what to have Rita do next time she shows up after not being around for a while. Maybe she and Taner could look for some mega stones together? Does he even have a Pokemon that can mega-evolve other than Scourge (who doesn't need it)>Rita scratches her head at that question"... You know what, I have no idea.">Then"Alrighty! Let's wrap up here and get some shuteye back at the hotel.">And so he'll do that!>But Zap might have missed it... >>77570097
>>77561785>>77566971>>77570320>>77569715>The rotation item even works, outside of battle, nifty"Well, then! Lets begin">Robocube in one hand, premier ball in the other"Probe, coordinate.">From the Premier Ball, a Porygon-Z comes out! A pokemon of his actual team?>Bep bep beep beep beeeep!>Beepy Pory"Congregation, civilian models, one to nine. Transmit to probe, Probe, dump to provided storage.">The beeping is incessant>At least it is soft"Mind if I at least show the last model, before you go?">And the last robocube is activated>Assembling something bipedal this time>It looks kinda like a Lucario, if a Lucario had more antennas, whiskers and an arm cannon"Model-06 Anubite, version 1.1. Built more as a scout and sensor unit that for outright attacking. But that arm is not for show.">What are even the civilian applications of an arm cannon?(Fun fact: I was looking up ancient posts from when I was first describing the robots (during the Roboanon Poryquest) and I had forgot that the original Model-6 was something very different)>>77567079(wack)(also, since the data exchange is coming soon to an end, did you have a plan for the soon to be inhabiting intelligence of the particularly curvy robot?)>>77572305(I am lagging behind on posts as I spent the last hour or so fine tuning prompts)
>>77572260well, that's some endurance on your mom's sideendurance that I know passed down to youwell, it was a thing long time in the makingapproximately before even when she helped you with that uh, funky shadow issueDyne is still enjoying life as much as he enjoys mineral oil and metal polishnah, the sylveon is very normal, for a faehe just uses things like cellphones and suchnormal home things, except with a fae>>77568084(And aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa)>Daniel almost missed the call>But didn't"Good afternoon....?"
>>77572901(Oh! So, I haven't exactly been able to keep up with how this whole exchange has been going, but I did notice you posted a Porygon2 so I figured mine could be either a relative or just a coworker of yours, or something? I would assume they would be ready to be exchanged way before the actual curvy bot construction is actually done, so they might be just kind of "normal" for a while initially)(Aka Taner or Doro would just chill with a normal Porygon2 for a little while, until the body was completed)(Unless the body is already completed?)(Also no problem, just making sure you don't miss it)
>>77573107>Now this is probably spoilers, but it will also be shown properly as the data is analyzed but, here we go>Taner advisory: spoilers>1) Stibium has many Porygons because they have been assembling their own based on defective, old and/or 'decommissioned' Porygon, plus reverse engineering of Silph Co tech. Technically they are running afoul of many patents, but, they do not particularly care as those Porygons are built for specific internal projects, mainly in data and security)>2) Nothing says that one of those internal use Porygon hasn't followed Mr. Stibium. He'd be wiling to part with one or a few for a good cause>3) The AI used on the robots themselves are not Porygon based, it is an entirely different tech based on smaller instances of a much larger AI that Mr. Stibium helped "free">4) Even still, there is an experimental project to adapt any of the robot models to use a Porygon AI, whose data will be included>5) Probe (the Porygon Z) is the only one of the so far seen Porygon to be made by Silph Co, and Mr. Stibium's second pokemon>6) The Porygon 2 in the Data Congregation are all individually named
There ain’t no rest for the wicked, that’s why I always sleep like a baby vee, Niniiite>>77565506Embarrassment is a kind of harm one self inflicted¡ Do not worry Tanner one day you’ll defeat yourself in a wrestling MUD FIGHT¡You admit there is room for improvement, that’s the first step admitting there is a problem. For the deepening thing if you treat others like you treat STAR it’d be a good .... STARt. HILAROUS imagine that Star made that joke and PRAISE ME.I KNOW if you encounter a trainer that dances you’ll do the VERY same in fear of my advice being a HUGE boost.I AM NOT USING THE MOVE, don’t you DARE to think I have to TAP into my fairy magic to match STAR’S. My CUTE CHARM is so well honed even I consider it CHEATING, the move is reserved for SPECIAL occasions only, I am not some hoe that goes around throwing it everywhere.Yeah but you are compromised, you aren’t unbiased, of course you’d defend the gym-industrial complex, I’m sorry Tanner-san you are UNSTRUSTWORTHY.>>77566260I see, are these People that like to hurt cute things in the room here with us¿ Could they be in that MIRROR, next to the hot pockets and dirty bodypilows¿ You are alone in your desires to make me suffer¡>>77566971Yeah, I’m sure you love being our plaything, good DORO, but that stuff is EASILY done, you are watching the pinnacle of a VEERY big iceberg¡.I’m not biased... I’m just a realist, one day you’ll understand, maybe after you evolve into a dual fairy/dark type...Well smart boy, cuz I don’t think you have a magic credit plastic like he does, if you have one you can give me yours. What if Tanner is sleeping and he can only be awakened with your kiss¿If you keep fucking around you’ll find out DORO, and you don’t want to find out¡ It is good that we are on track here.
>>77573316>Oh alright>Taner don't read!>1) Ah so they're less than official then>2) Willing to part, or maybe one escapes?>3) Oh? So how do the non-Pory bots and the Pory get involved in each other's business?>4) Ah, I see>5) What about the others?>6) I see, and how many are there? Where did they come from?>>77573584(Nighty night)
>>77573635>Continuing>1) Very much so, but as good as any Porygon, if somewhat quirky. Quality Assurance allows deviation in personality, as long they are not harmful>2) Willing to part or escape, either works. Maybe this Porygon knows a secret or two of Stibium, be it to what lengths are they willing to go for the pokemon rights cause, or the secret protocols that every single Stibium robot has, or why has Mr. Stibium a big interest in nuclear energy, or what Pokemon did he bond to the point of psychic codependence and where they are>3) Mostly not. The robots do the tasks they were specialized for, and the Pory have more freedom to do their tasks as they see fit>4) Yeah>5) The Porygon 2 Data Congregation has been designed as a distributed archival system for critical business data, and Probe is the trusted Pory that can actually piece back that data. The Data Congregation also serves as a mobile monitoring system>6) There are 11 Porygon 2 in the Data Congregation, all non-Silph Co
>>77573865>Taner don't read this either!>1) Makes sense>2) Oh dear oh golly oh gosh. Maybe one of those things>3) Ahh alright I see>4)>5) I see. Can a single Pory detached from the group access that data? I assume not? Maybe just "their" chunk of the data?>6) Sounds good. They haven't all been named yet, right? Like, on-screen I mean
>>77573956>Continuing1)2) Lots of options to choose, in varying amounts of spice (including 'hellfire' spicy)3) That said, the Data Congregation Pories are mission critical, and Stibium is not parting with any of those. But others are fair game4) 5) The Data Congregation pories have access to a chunk of the data, and not necessarily contiguous data. Thus the need for Probe to splice it back together6) Not on screen yet (but soon), though names have been decided for all of them
>>77574047>Taner no!>2) Sounds scary. I'm not sure how much mine should know exactly>3) Ooh alright so there are more outside of those 11 ones>5) Makes sense>6) So I guess mine would have to not be part of that congregation, hmm>7?) What about the body? Where's it come from?
>>77572260Thanks for the tip! I've been buying all the official stuff, but I'll look into that potion trick, anything that allows me to save a bit more of our battle winnings is good. I mean, I mostly didn't comment because I don't know enough to make an informed comment, but, yeah, that's my opinion on that. I think most people here agree; hard not to, when they can see Pokemon posting every day and are aware of Doro, who's doing a lot to educate people on just how smart Pokemon are by doing the gym challenge himself. Also, I do know that feeling. Star is pretty much my co-trainer, she's smarter than me, even though she bats me with a paw every time I say that. I don't know where I'd be, without her.I was not at all fit when I started the gym challenge, but walking the Routes really helped with that, as well as, um, Star. That said, preparation is also never a bad idea, I wish you the best! Oh, yeah, the League really likes to keep that place ready for the tournament, even when it's not happening.>>77573584That's one way to look at it, another way to look at it is that it's like a warning signal for upcoming social faux pause, to prevent the loss of social status that would be caused by an action. I don't think I can mud fight myself, unless I'm fighting some mud monster copy of me? That'd be weird.There's always room for improvement, it's just that improvement gets harder the closer to the top you get! Not to say I'm that close to the top yet, but I'm definitely at the point where improvement gets harder than it used to be.It was a funny pun. If you were here I'd give you a pet, if you wanted.Maybe I will! We'll see when I encounter such a trainer.Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to offend. I guess you two are on equal footing then, minus the ability. Adaptably may not be as specific, but I feel like it's come in handy for her beyond just making Normal type moves more powerful.Maybe, but I also know a lot of trainers who haven't had those issues...
>>77574116>2) You decide. Maybe the Pory wants to set off to explore other worlds. maybe they think that the world Stibium is in is going towards a catastrophic end and Stibium is only making things worse with his League antagonism and pursuit of combat robots>3) Exactly. There is a lot of data to process and store beyond the robot designs. Facilities data, combat data, world state data, logistic data...>6) Indeed not. But maybe they had a reason of their own to follow Mr. Stibium there>7) The body?
>>77572289(ofc! Always good to see you post again)"Right!">Taner says>She does!>Taner also knows that if he's gone too long, Doro or someone will probably look into it, which makes him feel better for both him and Rita>He'll probably text Doro that he and Rita are going in to the mist before they do>Star is very good at helping people remember things when they need to>That's not as long ago as Taner was thinking, then>Taner doesn't seem that surprised by the reaction, after Star's look>Then at Rita's suggestion he smiles"Okay, that's the way then!">Star shakes her head, the idea of a work from home position is somewhat amusing on top of Taner's shorts obsession>Yes, her too, and even if it's legal by Kalos' property defense laws, her methods of taking care of robbers would probably raise a few eyebrows if it were to actively happen while Sharon was running/in office>Yes, the dress making would probably end up something she had someone else do, or a hobby rather than her job, and would she like that?>He is! Unlike the red-shirt wearing Mr.Pyrite, Taner really -wants- to believe in the laws and follow them>>77572305>That she does, her gym battle can attest to all of that>Dredd will get a Pokecube, which taste somewhat like a dessert but has lots of beneficial nutrients!>Fair! That's true of most of them, though Whisper shares his desert with Gnaw who will always eat more no matter what (I assume)>Taner doesn't have any who can Mega evolve, the closest is Star with her Z-move that powers her up a lot, but he'd be willing to look for mega stones to help her out, if he can sell some of the ones that don't!>And so, they do that!>Though"Hotel? Isn't it probably pretty full right now? I was planning to, um, just set up the tent in the first spot we find, but a hotel works too, if we can find rooms!"
Goodnight everyone!>>77572988(I feel it)>Taner says"Hi, Daniel! I hope things are going well. I, um, I'm sorry to call in relation to business, but, we-- me and Rita-- have a bit of a situation... You see, there's this big Tree of Life, and people have been drilling near it, and, um, we-- well, more of, Whisper and a lot of other grass types-- got a leaf with an SOS on it that led us here. And there's a big mist around it, and the people drilling plan to start drilling again tomorrow and if they do that, I'm worried things might go bad for everyone, the drillers and the tree and all the Pokemon around... so, um, me and Rita were wondering if you could maybe, um, throw paperwork at them, to stop them from drilling tomorrow, even if it just delays them for a day, that'd be super helpful!">>77572901>>77570320>>77566971>It does, though"Sometimes, it tries to use the Revive when a Pokemon has just fallen asleep, but we think we've ironed that out.">If it's based on vital signs like pulse, "sleep" and "fainted" might be pretty close and require some extra calibration>That's probably why it's a collar, easy to measure pulse like that, a standard smartwatch sensor could be repurposed for it>And now, it begins!>It is a beepy Pory for sure!>But Pyrite figures that's just how they talk, so he's not annoyed>Then"Yeah, I'd love to see it.">He says, leaning back against a wall again>And there it is>It is impressive (as is the gen, nice!)"Wow. Really cool.">Pyrite isn't the robotics expert of Team Revolt, if there even is one, but he knows a cool robot when he sees one>Self defense, of course!(We've got to figure out how to have these models show up again someday, they are too cool to limit to one scene)
>>77574197>2) That's probably the best one, doesn't need to reveal too much while also giving a reason for why they want to leave. Especially if Stib is against the League altogether>3) Hmmm... So what's the difference between those 11 ones and the others?>6) Maybe. You said he took a bunch of defective Porys to begin with, right?>7) The plane-bulance of course. What was it originally? How'd it come to be? Are they still in the blueprint stage or are they working with an existing prototype?
>>77574357>2) Yeah>3) The Data Congregation Porygon 2 have been especially designed to keep their part of the data safe against all odds, ranging from increased data storage to defensive measures like Recover and Everstones. Probably better equipped altogether than the other Porygon in Stibium's organization>6) Yeah, and repaired to the best of their abilities. What may be defective to Silph Co, is a good starting point to Stibium>7) The Model 09 is currently in the prototypes being built stage, both for more standard plane model and an one off "self reconfiguring aeromorph variant">7b) Perhaps, much later, the plane-bulance may encounter the original Model 09 designs...including the finalized version of herself>>77574256(I have plans for how to use those robots later but it may need actually doing things in the Stibium's world side of things)(Will answer the rest of the post later, gotta get some sleep before the commute)(Goodnight!)
>>77572260Julius came up with it when we met Willow the first time, short for will-o-wisp since we met him after following some glowing lights in the forest at nightI don't get pokemon that act like that, but I guess they must all really like you?>>77573584I- hey now, that's not true! Also, iI think you're bragging just a little bit.Pretty sure Zoroark don't evolve again. If anything, maybe eventually I'll become a Hisuian Zoroark. Or terrastalize into a Fairy type temporarily.A credit card? I don't know if pokemon are eligible for those. I do have money but I'm not just gonna give it to you. Why would my kiss wake him up, isn't it usually a true love's kiss? It should be Star.Once again I remain entirely unconvinced of your threatening nature. Also goodnight!>>77572901>>77574256"Ooh, yeah that'd be a waste of a revive. Good thing you've got that part worked out.">It would, must be pretty sophisticated now>Stibium's request gets a nod from Doro, echoing Pyrite's sentiment"Sure, don't see why not.">He watches as the third model is assembled>Obviously, Doro's attention is drawn to the arm cannon"Well, not a scout I'd want to pick a fight with! Reminds me of a Lucario.">A metallic Lucario with an arm cannon>Seeing these three models, Doro gets a sense that Stibium has a certain sense of style when designing his robots>Makes them very easy to recognize"Also, really cool like Taner said!">Force of habit, he meant Pyrite.>>77574256Goodnight Taner!
>>77574357>7) Forogt to actually answer, Doro is getting a civilianized version of the Model 9, along just enough data on the aeromorph variant to actually build it...or modify it>Goodnight for real now
>>77574230(Thanks! Always good to post while I can!)>Yes>True, true>Good idea, and then Doro can text Sharon if he needs to>She is!>I have no idea if I mentioned an exact time already or not! But it just seems unlikely Rita would have been standing around for several days. The only explanation as to why she's still around and not already in the mist is if she didn't get here that long ago>Yes, at least he's taking it well!>That's true. Even Taner's "work from home" would most likely just be "wherever he happened to put his tent down that day">Yes>Well she's working on opening her little boutique in Lumiose, so that might end up partially true anyway. Still while she loves her job, she wouldn't say no to a few extra days off, especially if the money wasn't an issue>Yes. Dredd would certainly not abide red-shirt Mr Pyrite>Very true, and that's only what Taner has -seen-! He's heard of the airship crash, too>... Dredd will feel very conflicted about this particular Pokecube. Can something taste so nice -and- be good for you at the same time...? Surely this is witchcraft>Probably!>Ah, right, right. And true, they're worth a pretty penny!>Indeed!>Rita tilts her head"I mean, we can do the tent thing if you want, but... Uh, I assume yours is probably already full as is.">She doesn't know how many tents he has exactly(And goodnight!)
>>77574509>3) Ahh I see, I see>6) Alright then that works. Maybe mine didn't so much "decide" to follow Stib as just... Find themselves repaired by them and didn't really have anywhere else to go, so they stuck around>7) Self-reconfiguring, huh? Fancy>7b) Ooh okay so the 09 one stays in the alt world, while the plane-bulance based on the 09 plans would be built in the main world from scratch>>77574532>7c) Oh so there's a second one? Or is the one intended to be used?>Goodnight and good luck!
>>77565506>The force of the punch hitting the shield has Gramps stumble a bit before regaining his footing"Well it was... Certainly something...Ho..Ho... Got a bit lost there... In all the excitement">Just as quickly as he's regained his footing, Gramps is on his knees inspecting Lightspeed, making sure he wasn't harmed"Are you quite alright, Lightspeed? No bruises?">A poke here, a prod there>>77570097"Suppose I'm a bit... New to that... Couldn't quite turn it... Off!">Damn near took out a wall if not for Lightspeed"But that's my... Fault... Shouldn't have gotten too... Excited in the house!... Ho..Ho!"
>>77569715darn.I’m pretty sure the phone game just renamed it to “cup pong” so it sounded more friendly to kids>>77572260Guess i willand yeah I kinda figured you’d know the name of your pokemon. You are free to do that. If we ever need to talk. Ever.>>77573584Nice denial
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Guys I found a weird Pokemon
Guys I found LUCIPEDE
>>77580643who she eat?
>>77580738By the look of her, an entire biosphere
>>77580738MeSend help
>>77581472rip anonmoral of the story: keep your scolipede well fed
>>77580643(Saved, regretfully. Thx tho)
>>77583640(It's not my fault if she's the hottest character in thread and I want her to sit on me)(signed bugfucker 420)
I'm a proctologist to Pokemon at the Pokemon Center, AMA
>>77574563(Of course! And good morning!)>Exactly>They have a lot of backup, if things go badly>Yeah, if Rita had been there for more than a day, she probably would have already gone in, so it makes sense she's not been there that long yet>Taner is used to people thinking it's odd for him to wear shorts, so nothing new there>That's also true! Maybe he'd get a house if he was a politician... or maybe not>Do politicians even get days "off" in the traditional sense?>Indeed, I can't see this Dredd as part of Team Revolt... though perhaps there's a version of Dredd who wants to decide what the law should be, rather than follow it... or perhaps they'd be mortal foes lol>He heard about the airship crash and saw the results of it, with her in the hospital... He's glad to see she's recovered so well>That's exactly what the Pokecube is designed to do! It's that "modern science" stuff that Star's so found of>Taner gives him Pokecubes often but they all taste different, maybe he found a real winner with this one lol>They are indeed, whenever Scourge finds a mega or evolution stone, that's almost a bigger deal than a gold nugget"Oh, you didn't bring one, right. Yeah, both of our tents end up fairly full, um, even with some of the family liking to sleep outside. We have the third one, it's our 'backup tent' in case one of the others gets, like, blown away in a storm or something, but we can use that!"(Thanks!)>>77575948>>77570097>Lightspeed not only unharmed, but also excited"That was a -good- ghost punch!">Though a poke or prod might have him jumping around to dodge them, just for fun>Inferno is at the door now, along with Whisper"Don't get too rowdy now, Lightspeed. Seein' as we weren't able to find Sparky, I'd be thinkin' it's 'bout time for us to get back to Taner 'n plan out that picnic, we might 'ave some better luck with more of us to look, 'n maybe Sparky will want to see what the commotion is 'bout."
>>77574520>>77572901"Yeah. Though now we can switch it up to a Chesto berry if it detects sleep instead of fainting, so that worked out decently.">Perhaps... though the technology behind it still sounds like it's just cheap tech being used in a different way>Pyrite doesn't have much visible reaction to Doro using his first name-- it seems that enough people still call him Taner rather than Mr.Pyrite that he's not unused to hearing it>And he agrees with Doro on the scout>Personally, Team Revolt has Cutiefly volunteers for much of their scouting missions, they are small, not noticed by many, not preyed on often, but can move fast and see/hear everything>>77574520Thank you, and good norning!>>77575997Ah, that makes sense. Why was it named beer bong before anyway? It's not like those are the type of cups one pours beer in, are they? I didn't think so, but then, I mostly only know about that stuff from movies and shows, where they always use a big mug, maybe in real life people do use plastic cups for beer.Or is it because people played the game while drunk a lot?>>77586794How often do you get called on, I'd imagine the Pokemon Center machines heal most anything related to battles, so you probably don't get called in for trainer Pokemon often... do you end up moving from one Pokemon Center to another as needed, or does every Pokemon Center have their own proctologist and other specialties?
>>77586794I’m a Pokemon >>77586955Uhh, well the plastic red cups are like the signature “party cup”. Technically I’ve never had beer from one of them, and don’t recall seeing anyone drinking beer from them, because uh, cans & bottles exist. So, that’s funny. But stillit’s called beer pong because you’re supposed to fill all the cups up with beer before you play so that they don’t get knocked over by the ping pong ball and then you’re supposed to drink from whichever cup you successfully land your ball in. Except at the party I went to, where no one wanted to drink beer from the cup that had a nasty ass ping pong ball in it. So we just filled em with water. And also lemonade, one time. Where I then discreetly poured mine out onto the grass instead of drinking it like everyone else did, because I’m a bit of a germaphobe. I’m like 0/2 on drinking from beer pong cups.
>>77574520>>77574256>Phoxy peeks out of the cave tunnel to check on what Doro is doing.>He's going to fight yet another robot.>If she can't punch Pyrite, then a Zoroark is fine too.>She turns to Flow and Julius, and also Taner."Does he always have some sort of mental defect where he can't get his priorities straight and prefers to fuck around with a stranger than, oh I don't know, fucking getting out of here?"
>>77580643Hopefully whoever took that picture is still alive...>>77586955>>77572901"Even better!">It's true, which makes it even stranger it hasn't happened.>If he ever starts meeting Pyrite on a regular basis he'll start reminding himself to say Pyrite just so it's less confusing to separate them>Cutieflies are definitely good scouts>At least until they're found out>>77589261>Flow is over with Doro so she's unavailable for comment>Julius, however, shakes his head.<...They aren't getting into battle positions. In fact, the other Taner has gotten out a laptop and seems to be in the middle of doing something. I suspect whatever that is, it's the reason they've stuck around. I imagine they're wrapping up.>
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>>77574192Sigma males don’t are about petty things like social status, you are being awfully beta tbhqh Tanner kinda cringe. Just cover yourself in mud and punch yourself a littler, eezy.That’s where innovation happens, trying NEW and exciting things to see what works, intead of sticking to the OLD overused basics. Times change TANNER and so should all the boring trainer stuff¡MMm sylveons were made to be petted among other things, but WOOW petting other vees sus.Yeah You better BE sorry¡ •̀ ω •́ How is it useful beyond punching fellow mons for matches¿For now, these things might come out in the future, that’s the problem everything might be okay now but who knows tomorrow¡>>77574520What isn’t true¿ you being a good Doro¿ The opposite I’m being humble¡Second option isn’t so far behind, it’s a matter of time before it becomes your first route towards bitternessSee, that’s why you need Tanner’s you are still a filthy ‘lower’ to hummie society¡. If ONLY there was a mon who could fake being another mon to kiss tanner... IF ONLY... maybe a Dito...>>77575997Haven’t denied any of it, you should clean the stains in your room.
>>77591274No the implication of all fairies and me liking it! I'm pretty confident you're the opposite of humble.What, like being jealous of Fairy types? Not really.Well I don't really get the more complicated parts of human money, maybe if I asked I could get a credit card, maybe no pokemon has tried before. Have you?No I'm not disguising myself as Star, I'm pretty sure Taner would see through it pretty quick. Also I don't think some magical true-love's-kiss curse would be fooled by my illusions.
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(and now to resume the posting)>>77574256>Listening"Greetings Taner! Ah business, go on...wait...wait...the tree of WHAT?">Things got unreal very fast"And Grass types are sort of attuned...alright, right on, I need to know where exactly, and see if I can get an interest group on it. This is entirely bizarre but if this tree is as impressive as you say, there should be at least one or two conservation efforts that would be interested."
>>77591274Actually you did but since you are a little baby brain I will let it slide tho it’s kinda ironic that you’re now denying denying it
>>77574256>>77574520>>77589391>Cheaper than repurposing Pokedex sensors>Much cheaper>The Pories beep, and Probe coordinates>And one by one, they each make a ping"Deadcode, KillAV and Redlof finished.">Further pings"Berbew, Ranky and Netshadow...">More pings"Mydoom, Ldpinch and Redlof...">And the last few"Spyboter and finally Aphex.">Coincidentally, that last one to finish was the same Porygon 2 that lead everyone to this encounter>Meanwhile, the Model-06 is constantly scanning the area>Built to be ever vigilant"The...energy projector tool is a real work of art, even if limited in applications currently>A 'tool', right>Still wish I could make these gens more consistent>Also they were supposed to have a "back unit" but backpacks apparently, don't get robotized>Maybe I should try to learn to draw>And, to Doro"Indeed it is, though personally, I think the design is a bit 'too' Lucario if you look at it up close. But, it is a pretty much optimal bipedal design while having space for sensor arrays. Internally, sensor placement is closer to an Electabuzz, that said.""Of course, they still pair well with our Model-01 multibody drone and Model-2 flyer drone.">Model-1 robots are actually up to five disjointed ball robots modeled after Magnemites and Voltorbs, with a bad tendency to push their batteries too far and end burning units out. Still pretty effective sentries.>A robot based around actually small pokemon like Cutiefly is interesting, actually..
>>77586794guess someone has to do itthanks for your sacrifice>>77575948>>77586846"You'll get USED to IT. PRACTICE makes PERFECT!">He could be a good coach. Maybe"Inferno is RIGHT. That would be both GOOD and lure out THE GHOSTS."
>A secure transmission found its way to S-512's inbox. Only he may see this.>MESSAGE FROM: ADMINISTRATOR HAUKEA>"There is something else that will net you some extra funding from me should you acquire it. The Aether Foundation is in possession of something that rightfully belongs to me. It was stolen and I haven't had the time to storm the place myself to get it back. Since you are storming the place, I will offer you an incentive, much as I loathe you.">"The item you are to retrieve is this.">picrelated>"The item in question is smaller than it looks in this image. Digression, it rightfully belongs to me. Aether was given it by those who turned their backs on me.">"Do this, and you will not only have my full backing... but I will also give you a location to something that may be of use to you. A fragment of the legendary 'Red Chain'. It is your call. Do or not. Soon you will be an administrator.">"Regardless of whether you get it or not, it will be mine once again.">So said the White Tiger.>Will S-512 take her offer, or will he get in and get out?
>>77580478seems like a happy little dude>>77585940(the fighters)>>77574644>6) That works. Maybe learned a few things here and there. Maybe wants adventure after finding out about the Porygon Adapter>7) Necessary for high speed flight>7b) For now. Plan is always some degree of mass production. Just that some models may be much harder to build. But, yes>7c) There would be the one built by Zapman's and his associate Roboanon, and then at least another one built by and kept in Stibium's employ, and fully dedicated to his cause>And also I am back from commutes, to do more commutes tomorrow
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>>77595650nope
>>77589261>>77589391>Meanwhile, the real Taner strains to hear what Phoxy is talking about"What's going on in there?">He asks>Star says>"There sounds like another Taner in there. I would advise against interaction as interesting as that may be. We do not want to delay them further or risk ended up in a world not our own.">>77588375Okay, nice to know that TV hasn't completely lied to me on that one. Also, I didn't think I'd care what was in the cup, I wouldn't drink it after a ping pong ball thrown by some person landed in it.... Which is pretty much what you just said in the rest of your post. We are, in agreement, on that. I don't even know if it'd call myself a germaphobe, but, yeah.>>77591274Okay, I think you meant Alpha? Because isn't Sigma like... 18th? Beta is closer to Alpha than that. Not that I care about any of it, because I think all of that is very silly and not something worth caring about. I'm me, that's all there is to it. Well, once the regular training stuff stops working, maybe I'll consider changing things up, but right now I'm actually doing pretty good like this, and it's not boring for me and the others! If you want to do the whole dancing thing, you can become a trainer yourself!I'll pet everyone who wants a pet! Nothing strange about that, it'd be weird if I didn't.Well, it is useful for that, which considering our career choice, is actually quite useful indeed, but I also think it helps her have more, uh, adaptability. As the name of the ability implies.True, but that's future stuff!Also, Doro has a trainer ID, which can be used to get a credit card, so he could totally get one if he wanted one!>>77595650Thinking this is fake, mostly because that's not what a Lopunny looks like, but if not, tell me where to send help and you'll get help.From the rangers, because this is more a ranger than a trainer job.
>>77594455>Taner really is sorry for going right to business, but if he started trying to have a normal conversation with Daniel it may go on for longer than they have time for>Star puts a paw on him>"Calm. There is time yet. Also it is called the tree of 'Beginning'.">And he does calm down"So, okay, Star reminded me it's called the Tree of Beginning, and it's just supposed to be very life-supporting, it's actually made of rock crystals but is a living organism itself... uh, anyway, it's near the kingdom of Rota, which is in northern Kanto. According to some books here, people think a lot of ancient Pokemon might also be living there, which is one angle to go on. The, uh, royalty here would be very interested in stopping the drilling from happening, but they don't seem to have the political power to, but I'm sure they'd help if they could.">>77595197>>77589391>Indeed>Those names, all popular viruses... interesting naming choices for Porygon>Mr.Pyrite doesn't comment, but it is noticed>There is something he has to ask, though (this assuming he doesn't already know)"So, how sapient are they?">Pyrite looks at Model 6 directly"Or perhaps, I should ask. How do -you- feel about all this?">He wouldn't be part of Team Revolt if he didn't have concerns like that, regardless of how much he wants this deal to go well, he has to ask>Beep beep..."Laptop is ready, I have two USBs in, one to give to Doro.">The ultimate spybots, though it'd require a feat of miniaturization for sure
>>77595785>Tanner when Star is in heat>"you'll get help. From the rangers, because this is more a ranger than a trainer job."
>>77595662SHE'S ON TOP AND SHE WON'T STOPIT TOOK ME TEN MINUTES TO TEXT THIS OUT>>77595785P. SHERMAN, 42 WALLABY WAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY DICK IS AS RAW AS A PEELED HOT DOG
>>77595978Wha-et, I have a suspicion... a suspicion that this is you, as nobody else spells my name that way...Also, Star wants me to add: Affirming the consequent, Package-deal fallacy, Inductive fallacies, False equivalence, Association fallacy, Ecological fallacy, Masked-man fallacy, and she was willing to go but I got tired of typing all that out. I think she was having fun with that though, she was treating it like making combo move in a fighting game.>>77596169Okay, I'm calling the rangers now, that should narrow it down enough, I'm using the Maps app to make sure I'm calling in the right region. They should be sending someone over soon.
>>77595197>>77595816>Doro of course, doesn't notice the virus naming scheme>Though it is pretty fitting for a bunch of dubiously acquired Porygon"Hmm...">Doro squints a little as he looks over the model"...Yeah I see it. Very Lucario. Zoroark are pretty close to Lucario so I'm not gonna rgue if you say they're the optimal bipedal design, heh.">Then, after a moment."...Electabuzz? Interesting.">Very faithful to their original counterparts then, just less destructive.>Doro hadn't considered asking the robots questions>If they turn out to be sapient, that'd be a whle different level of impressive creation>And now... data
>>77595816>Time to realign facts"That...complicates things. Rota is not part of the League, and I am not sure what sway the Rangers have over there.">Thinking"Rock or not, something could be donee, but, if the royalty is powerless...">More thinking"Two ways to deal with this, one is by attacking the drilling company's representation in League territories, another is figuring out why the royals are powerless."
>>77595785brother you literally know at least 5 mons with big tits (doro is one of them)
>>77595816>>77596547>Not just viruses, they also each have their individual battle theme>The topic of sapience comes up>Which is a rather complicated topic"It is....hard to explain, but the AI architecture used is our own proprietary one, little relation to Porygon AI, and each individual robot has neither sapience nor sentience.">Each "individual" robot, that is an important distinction>The Model-06 looks at Mr. Pyrite, then at Doro. Neither are threats, both identified as friendly. Similarly so for Nova>>77589261>...unlike a certain other Delphox, which it may be detecting silently"Yes, Electabuzz. Electivire would have been better if weight and batteries had not been considerations.">And now, Probe is ready, to beam up the data to the laptop>Strictly civilian data, expunged of extraneous info, in theory(and now, sleep for me. Goodnight!)
>>77595650I'm gonna go with fake, but this time I could be wrong.>>77597211That doesn't apply to me right now!!
>>77597499>right now
>>77597511...Yes, I don't think Kauket's cancelling her calendar idea anytime soon
>>77597649No, you don't understand>right now
>>77597654Huh? What are you saying then? That I do? I think you have the wrong Zoroark in that case because I definitely do not.
>>77597714I'm right behind you, DoroI can see -everything-
>>77597752Again, deeefinitely a different Zork. I'd know if you or any other human was trying to sneak up on me.>Doro still checked behind him anyway
>>77597827I dunno, you didn't notice me in your room last night>It's not a person>It's a Nyx>Get Nyx'd idiot
>>77597844I camped out, it was a tent! You weren't there!...Also where is Nyx right now?>Can't believe he got jumpscared by a Gengar.>He should've seen that coming, there's already another mischievous Gengar around
>>77597931I was totally thereYou didn't see me, which is goodI dunno, probably sleeping in the guest room>Gengar are, in fact, super mischevious>Nyx does the Gengar thing and laughs before fading away
Goodnight everyone!>>77596547>>77597357>Pyrite nods"Gotcha. That's what I was thinking, but always best to be certain about these things.">He does notice that distinction... so perhaps when together, they are more like a hive mind, or their "mind" is being/can be provided from elsewhere>All very interesting, but also for the best>Repose would be pleased to know that the threat scan missed him>And so, the data is beamed"It says it's receiving. And you already have the USB with our blueprints. So, just need to copy this over to this backup USB... there.">Mr.Pyrite stands back up and hands a USB to Doro"Here you go. Hopefully, you can make your world a better place with this, even if it sounds like it may not need it as much as ours does."(And goodnight to you!)>>77597157>Taner nods"Me and Rita are, um, going in to investigate ourselves. All we really need is something that keeps the drilling companies tied up in bureaucracy for, like, 24 hours; even if it can't actually go anywhere, if it delays them, that's good enough. But, it needs to happen quick, because they plan to drill tomorrow. Rita was thinking something like saying a potentially endangered was spotted in the area, or something...">Taner knows Daniel would prefer to stick to the truth-- probably not just because that's his moral center, but also because of his reputation, and Taner doesn't want to make his best friends rep take a hit, but at the same time, that's the only concreate idea that he and Rita have got right now>>77597211Fair, but, well...No, that's just fair, nothing I can argue there. Still hoping it's fake but, I can't use that reasoning now.
>>77598037Uh-huh... then what did I have for dinner?Because you weren't there.Hmm maybe that was Jim? It's hard to tell Gengar apart...>Doro just sighs and lies back down>He'll have to prank Nyx back one of these days, he still owes him one after the Backpack impersonating texts>>77597357>>77598040>Fancy!>Doro gets the gist of the robots being, well, robots.>But there might be something more... a mystery for another time>Doro is thankfully not a target"Yeah, Electivire would be an investment for every unit!">Once Taner offers the USB, Doro graciously accepts it"Thanks a bunch! Either way it'll certainly be interesting to see where it takes us!">He glances between the two of them"Well! Thanks for the interesting fights and the unique insight into another world! Good luck out there, I think together you guys have a real chance!">With that, Doro and Flow wave goodbye, taking their leave anc beginning the search for Taner, Phoxy and the others... just as soon as they're sure Repose is following them(Goodnight!)>>77598040Goodnight Taner!
>>77586846>Clearly Lightspeed wouldn't be hopping around if he was hurt.... Probably>Relief would spread over Gramps face if it moved at all"HO....HO.... Not nearly as good... As whatever you pulled... Off!... You bunch never cease to impress!">Oh no, the dreaded words. Gramps' friends are taking off>His head swivels to look towards the door"That's probably for.... The best!.... This was meant... To be a short... Visit after all!... Ho..Ho... Kept you all far... Longer today than... I imagined!... I'll keep an eye... Peeled for Sparky... Before your return!">>77595496"Ho... Ho...Suppose that's true!... My garden wasn't grown... In a day!... All with due time!.... Which I have ample... Of!">Between the two electric type hype men, they could probably start their own athletic gym"I assume that means... That you shall take... Your leave as well... Mho?"
>>77595650>Blazy during heat season.>>77589391>>77595785>>77597357>Phoxy turns her head to Taner."Got shit in your ears? I literally just told you. There's a dude that looks just like you, has the same name as you, but isn't you. How else am I supposed to describe it?">Then to Julius."Yeah way to avoid answering the question. I'll take that as a yes then."
>>775869551: Daily because it's a big city2: I do because prostate exams are important for everyone3: Most bigger ones do, yes>>77588375Congratulations>>77595496It's okay I enjoy it
>>77591857You denying it is PART of our game, you can’t run away DORO we are EVERYWHERE. I’m just saying it how it is, spitting straight facts.Every other type is jealous of us, EEEVERY single other type¡I have tried MULTIPLE TIMES, but they don’t allow phones in the BANKS and I can’t speak their brutish language, it’s all a conspiracy against us DORO.WOOOW couldn’t even fool Tanner with you illusions, the guy even wears GLASSES how hard could it be¿ massive DORO L tbhqh. Maybe all your victims are blind elderly people confusing you with their niece or something. There is only one way to know, luckily these kind of curse are Fairy 101.>>77594665I didn’t deny it, I just said that you are one of those freaks, and that you are fat, eat hot pockets and have anime bodypillows¡>>77595785Well you are obviously not an Alpha from all the “not being the big make of the vee pack” and stuff. Yet you still feel embarrassment, you can’t RUN away from my labels they are all encompassing¡By then it’d be too late, and you won’t be able to catch up, how you think the elites are where they are¿ That’s right, they each have a fairy advisor and follow their advice, that’s how. Okay I’ll become a trainer, but I don’t want to start from zero, lend me one of your mons preferably one that will solo the first gym without any of my help, k thnks.Huh that just sounds very vague, like most “abilities” they are FAKE stuff.Get him one ASAP, help him pass the credit card test or whatever hummies do to get one, he will need it in the future. >>77596244I have NO IDEA what you are talking about, you sound VEERY paranoid, not every HILAROUS post you see is mine, most of them are, but that isn’t one.>>77602109what's a proctologist¿
>>77604854I examine the inside of your asshole for cysts, hemorrhoids, cancer, and other stuff like that
>>77604875Thank Arceus I do not know what most of those words mean, I think you are a PERVERT
>>77605966I'll show youHere is a picture of an anal cyst, or a perianal abscess to be more specificIt's usually caused by an infection or blockage of the anal glands. And due to the fact that the anal glands are constantly exposed to fecal matter, this is difficult to treat sometimesIt can also be difficult to determine where/if there is a problem without examinationIn short I shove my fist in your asshole, check for stuff that isn't supposed to be there and then prescribe treatment
I want to brat correct the Sylveon
>>77606482I am SO not opening that image, but I am happy that you are following your passion of shoving your hands in mon's ass. Kinda of gay tho tbhqh>>77606970Poo Fae, Gambate! anon, don't let your dreams die.
sex the sylveon
>>77584920(Oh my. Your day may yet come, bugfucker 420)>>77586846(Same!)>Yes, exactly *4>I mean they do get vacations, but... They usually have to cancel them when something really big happens, I assume>Both those scenarios sound equally likely! Though if Mr Pyrite rescued him, it'd be hard for them to be mortal enemies, I think>Yes, which is why she hadn't been seen in a while (and totally not for irl time constraints, no sir)>Oh dear! Dredd will probably find a reason not to indulge too much anyway, like "too much taste of sweetness dulls one's senses" or something lol>Yeah! He would go back to Lut Sarab to find more but... Uhh, it's probably for the best he never sets foot back there>Rita lets out a small giggle, giving Taner a little poke"Well unlike -some people- I don't actually mind sleeping with a roof over my head, hehe.">Then she waves her hand"Besides, I often get to sleep between regions. Diamond flies pretty smoothly, and if the weather isn't great, we just fly a little higher is all.">Can you imagine that? Falling asleep on Dredd's back while he's soaring through the air? Taner would probably bluescreen at the thought>Ultimately, Rita waves her hand"Thanks for the offer, but you know what, I think I'll just take this time to refresh and reassess with my boys. Knowing us two, trying to nap next to each will just result in discussing plans and theories across tents for two hours and not actually getting any sleep, hah.">Can Taner really say she's wrong?"Let's meet back at the library in two hours, deal?">Assuming all of that sounds good to them, they'll thus proceed with that plan>And so Rita narrowly avoided the sex tent(And good afternoon, and see you later!)
>>77595618>6) Sounds good. Porygon Adapter being that thing that lets them into robot bodies?>7) Yes, and other things>7b) Ahh I see>7c) Makes sense. Do we have to just NPC Roboanon or...?>Good luck!>>77594455>>77597157>Meanwhile, Kemo can sense her Dan-dan is tensing up and potentially even distraught from this phone call>And so she wordlessly moves behind him as to not interrupt his conversation, and...>Simply wraps her arms around him, hugging him from behind into a mountain of warm, pillowy fluff>Without making a sound, she reassures him, letting him know she's there for him no matter what, and he'll be alright, he can do this
>>77598239>>77599209>>77597357>After Mr.Prite hands the USB over...>He waves to Doro and Flow, and Repose as he lights his rings up again, as they depart"Good luck, friends of another me!">At first, the sounds of the room seems to fade out as normal with distance, but as soon as Doro meets up with the others, the sound of Mr.Pyrite and Stibium speaking to each other seems to just vanish, as if it was never there>Taner is in the middle of replying to Phoxy when Doro arrives, saying"Sorry, I don't have as good of ears as a Pokemon! I understand why we want to not come across the other group, but I would kinda like to see what another version of myself is like...">It seems like he almost plans on heading out, right when Doro comes back>He missed that opportunity-- maybe for the best, really>And now, the groups are back together>Taner says"So, um. I guess we probably want to head to the exit? I have a feeling we ended up deeper in during all of this than we'd normally have gone...">>77602109Ah, okay!So, what happens if you do find something wrong? Is it an extra trip to the Center healing device, or a Max Potion applies to, um, the problem spot, or something else? I don't hear about Pokemon getting surgeries or anything very often, I'm sure it happens but I've never talked to a trainer or Pokemon who ended up needing one...>>77598701>>77595496>Probably, though he's also smiling, so that's a clue as well>"That's a -Protect-! We were -born- with that one but have -practiced- it a lot!">Then, at the door"Thank ya kindly. Don't ya worry yourself, I'm sure Taner'll be coming 'ere for the picnic 'fore long.">Though, Inferno has noted, he'll want to tell Taner to set at least a whole day aside for it... which the trainer was probably going to do anyway, but best make sure he's prepared>Actually, depending on the method Taner uses to get there, he might have to spend a night anyway
>>77609345>Yes*2>That's also true, and also very likely, though he might not join "Team Revolt" but he probably wouldn't be wanting to fight them after they rescue him>It makes sense IC that Sharon would be too busy to post often, so that works out there lol>Star says that makes some sense, if he makes it a rare treat, his tastebuds won't adjust to it and want more than the Pokecube provides>Taner can make lots of other Pokecubes with a very wide range of tastes anyway>Yes, no Lut Sarab for Scourge>Taner gets a poke!"I don't mind sleeping with a roof over my head, but,">He gestures around the table"Most hotel rooms are a bit small for us, even if we rent two, and, uh, they... Cost money.">Not that he doesn't have the money at this point, but he's still in that "saving every penny" mindset>He would and says as much out loud"I've fallen asleep in Cottonball's fur before, that's because I'm, uh, not feeling the need to hold on to anything. Dredd is a very smooth flyer too, but I don't think I could fall asleep on the back of any Pokemon while flying, no matter how smooth.">In reality, Dredd is probably more "fast" than "smooth" but still"I do sometimes sleep when we are doing the hot air balloon basket method, though.">A nod from Star<That is a good idea. You are correct. It would be hard for any of us to wind down while still tempted to discuss tactics.>>Even she's probably falls prey to that>It's not the sex tent, it's the backup tent lol>Maybe that have a 4th tent for that(Good afternoon and good luck!)
>>77604854I think all that stuff is silly, it's not worth worrying over. People can label me whatever, I'm still just me.Whereas embarrassment... well, it may be silly as well. But I don't want to feel it. So, I won't do something that'd make me feel it unless I can feel the benefit more strongly than the embarrassment. That's all there is to it.A lot of the elite 4 train types other than Fairy types. I guess that doesn't rule out an advisor, but I have Fea, Cottonball, and Star has a Fairy move, so I think I'm good. If any one of those tells me to dance, without me asking them about it first, then I will.No, we are all sticking together, that works better! Unless you are willing to give me a potion of your winnings, then it might be worth it, we could rotate out who's helping you for each gym... I wonder if that'd be allowed.Vague or not, if it works, it works! And it does work so it can't be completely fake! Though I guess one could question, is Star more adaptable because she has the ability, or does she have the ability BECAUSE she's more adaptable in the first place?I mean, I don't know if I can do anything to help him get one, he just needs to go down to a bank or something and get one. At this point I think they'd be happy to give him one, though they may try to get a deal from him to use the fact that he got one to advertise their card or something.
>>77604854How's that work? Yeah I guess there are fairies everywhere, I think most types are all over the place. I guess you might think you are.Pretty unlikely.Hmm. The language barrier is a real problem. That's one advantage I have, I can speak with illusions.I think I could easily fool his eyes, but I don't think I'd make a very convincing Star. Yeah the one way to know is to just not try it.>>77599209>>77610719>Julius looks unamused<I naturally assumed you were joking and didn't actually have so little faith in Doro.>>Meanwhile, Doro accepts the USB, waving goodbye to Pyrite and Stibium."Same to you, Pyrite!">It's a bit odd, seeing them vanish like that, but in this cave it makes sense. This must mean they're back in their own world... hopefully.>Doro and Flow spot the larger group talking"Oh! There you guys are!">Julius waves, which gets a nod back from Flow.<Hello there! We're just fine here, we were just observing your little meeting.>>Flow responds>"That's good to hear, we're fine too. The other Taner was nice enough to revive Repose when he fainted in his match.">Taner's suggestion gets a chuckle out of Doro"Gotta admit, yeah. Feels like we've been down here for days even though it's probably only been a few hours.">The Zoroark holds up a USB, offering it to Taner."By the way, the other Taner- he went by Pyrite- and the other guy, Stibium, were working on a bunch of different plans for powerful machines and some other stuff. Pyrite had an extra USB so he let me have a copy of the data to help "improve our world" or at least something like that. I figured Sam would know what to do with this data."
>>77610719Potions don't solve those sorts of problems. Longer term medical issues require specific medicine such as antibiotics, Surgery or chemotherapy may be required, among other treatments.That's because you were homeschooled Taner
kemo logic>human char? twig, flat as a board>pokemon? literally the thickest bitch imaginable
Someone tried to feed me wood alcohol as a prank. Fools. Not only am I immune, but wood alcohol does not contain ethanol. It does however have methanol, which is not only used in but not limited to:>industrial grade chemicals>solvents>science experimentsPlease do not purposefully consume wood alcohol.>Aja typed this next part.>Or fly into a rage because of a student and fistfight a Trevanant, which Hiram did.
>>77610719>>77611260>To Taner."Well, imagine yourself, but you're ten times more annoying and you're SMUG on top of it.">Phoxy never exaggerates.>She gives the stink eye to Julius."Nooooot really nooooo, I'm fucking sorry, we're in a cave, we got separated from each other due to some sort of supernatural means and god knows what fucking happened to you. So yeah, I think there are more important things to do than fucking around with some stranger and playing with his stupid toys when you could be in DANGER!">She rolls her eyes and groans in exasperation."Sorry for being worried about you. My bad, won't do it again. Guess you would've been more interested in getting on my good side rather than my shit side but hey, if you prefer to die with a knife in the gut knowing that I could've saved you but I wasn't here. Least I get my hands clean.">Oh the Phox is ranting now, that's rare!>When Doro comes back, she will throw a snark remark."You finally done playing with the guy's little toys? Did he gave you a kiss on the cheek and you had a little nappy maybe? Can we find a way out now PLEASE!?"
>>77611157Not true, my mental image of you is FAR more important than societies or your won self-image. As my imagination becomes REALITY... eventually.Then it’s just a matter of time before it happens. The Fairy advisor is hidden most of the time, in the business of being a PRO there is blood hidden on the streets, WATCH out TANNER¡Woow I thought you were in IT for the love of the game¡ How much do you want¿ it HAS to be allowed right¿ is not like a mon is “married” to a trainer for LIFE¡ This is all just leasing, like a car or something.That’s very confusing but I’d go with her being “adaptable” and your hummie category just giving her the ability. Even tho it sounds like a normal ass eevee to me.Detail details, he might be scared of your hummie ways, like a puppy not wanting to go to the doctor you have to ENCOURAGE him with TREATS¡>>77611260Not true, us fairies claim a TERRITORY, and I doubt any self-respecting fairy would let DRAGONS in their territories... I don’t THINK, I AM¡ reality bends to ME.It’s a matter of PRIDE here, bending hummies to my WILL without speaking hummie is a PROOF of my superiority¡What A SHAMEEEEee instead of trying already gave up.... Ho COME ON DORO, I could give you some nice stuff, I’ll give you a month to find the true love, free of interest.>>77609303WEEEEird
>>77604854You said I was alone in my desires to make you suffer but I never said I wanted to make you sufferso I have to assume that you were just grouping yourself in with the cute Pokemon I described earlierwhich means you were denying that groups of people exist who enjoy watching cute pokemon suffer, which is clearly denial and also very easy to prove because you just have to like, search for those kinds of videos online. Except probably on a different browser. ‘Cuz that’d be a little suspicious.>>77613107what
>>77612753(you forgot Lani and Natalie)(pokemon or not it's based though)>>77613107Is that poisonous for you? I'd assume not otherwise that's a messed up prank.>>77614122>>77610719>Julius watches silently as Phoxy rants for a while, it's hard to tell what he's thinking, but eventually he shakes his head<We won't see eye-to-eye on this. Nobody is dead, so let's focus on the now.>>He won't point out the fact that Blazy and Whisper split from the group and found them earlier, that would probably trigger another rant>But as for Doro, he stares at Phoxy confused."Uh... nice to see you too? Actually I think I have the plans used to make those things, so we're not leaving with nothing!">He senses some tension coming from the Phox"...But yes. The plan was to find you guys, then get out of here with the data, but I guess you guys found us first.">>77615115I doubt poison types let fairies stick around either, it all balances out. Palkia's a water/dragon type, no fairies involved.Uh-huh... how many times has that worked? And don't lie.I would help Star reach him if for some reason she couldn't. Also I don't need to find true love, I have a girlfriend already.
>>77613107Okay so I just looked up "wood alcohol" and, uh. Are you sure this was a prank and not an, uh, murder attempt? In any case, I think, um, whomever tried to feed you that needs to be talked to very severely, if it was anyone other than you, they'd be in the hospital or dead...>>77615115Well then, just get a good mental image of me, and it'll solve itself, no matter what reality is, right?Okay then. Again, I do have to dance for the Z-move. Maybe if you and I ever have a battle, I'll do a dance before that one. But until then, I think, I'll not do that. If I danced before every battle, I'd be quickly exhausted.I mean, I could have gotten a different job to make money with if I didn't enjoy being a trainer so much, so in that way, I'm in it for the love of the game, but no matter how much I enjoy being a trainer most of the time, money is still important to make sure I can continue to be! And it'd feel weird to send one of my family to battle somewhere else for any long period of time, maybe if you did a quick gym battle once per month, though again, I don't know if the League would allow you too, you, um, don't seem quite as cut out for trainer life as, like, Doro and Emil.Well, some Eevees are better at running away real good, apparently. If the Pokedex flags it as a skill, I'm assuming there's some Pokemon power being used there, even if I don't fully understand what it'd doing!Perhaps? I don't know why he'd need a credit card anyway, going into debt is generally not a good idea, actually...>>77598239I almost missed this for a whole day but thank you for the good night and good morning!
>>77611677Oh. Well, that sucks. Star and the others are all good-- they've had full check ups which I'm sure includes that. But then, trainer Pokemon tend to me more, um, hygienic, anyway.And, the fact that you can pull random facts about me is a little concerning, but while that is true, I have met a LOT of trainers and Pokemon after starting my trainer journey... Though I guess that's not something anyone would talk about, specifically, a Pokemon getting surgery might be, in general. Especially as wouldn't chemotherapy get rid of the fur? Maybe all the Pokemon who've needed that are in hiding until their first grows back... Maybe the Pokemon Center machine can fix the fur problem, even if it can't get rid of growths? That'd make sense,it fixes it when fur gets burned from fire moves easily enough. >>77611260>>77614122>At first, Taner seems like he wants to ask Doro and Flow some questions about the other Taner, he's clearly very curious about it, even Star has some curiosity, though less as she heard much of the conversation from here>But he doesn't respond to Phoxy's non-exaggeration or to Doro or anyone else, as it seems Julius has inadvertently made Phoxy angry, he knows that's know what the Hypno meant... but he's sure as heck doesn't think he's going to be able to explain things in a way that calms things down rather than making it worse, so he just goes silent, as he tends to do in these situations>It seems like it's about time to leave the cave>But which way is the way to leave it? Probably the opposite of the way Doro came from? That's the best they've got so far>The only question is, will they see an alternate Phoxy, or even the mirror-world versions that Phoxy was expecting, on their way out?
>>77598040>>77598239>>77610719"There are reasons why I do not use Porygon as AI and that is one of them">More like they are "instances" of something much bigger>Something more>Questions like "what is this AI, exactly""An investment that we can not exactly afford right now, alas.">And thus, the data is ready"Make good use of it. Maybe if it helps...">And this, it makes him pause to think"...search for Sebastian Brodd over there.">Curious name"Thank you too for your help! We will need anything and everything, for the cause.">And thus, time for the worlds to part ways>Maybe Mr. Stibium will find out news about his other self too>Maybe not>But what about S-512 being right around here, again?>>77599209>...but not before the Model-06 silently judges Phoxy>It is not even programmed to be judgemental>>77609358>6) Yep, exactly, instead of the dedicated AI they use currently>7) And. Roboanon may have to be NPCed, unless he comes back just soon enough. There has been enough waiting
>>77616347You heard me right. Wood alcohol. 100% pure methanol. I suspect it was Kousaka again, no doubt angry about the grade I gave her performance last week.>>77616736It isn't poisonous for me, it would've been had I not encountered what I did in Solridge. One of the spirits that inhabits me is a Toxicroak, who is naturally immune to such chemicals and solvents. Unfortunately, it does not stop it from tasting quite bitter. And not the good kind of bitter, either.>>77618296On anyone else? Attempted murder, most definitely. On me? No more than a riff to scare the staff and other students. And don't you worry, Campus Authorities are talking to her right now, but I told them not to be too harsh to her. She *should* however, rightfully so, be checked in on every now and then.>Aja added: Hiram forgot to mention but it appears Toxicroak, when they absorb poison, get naturally really frisky. This is why instead of going to say a pleasure house here in Kanto, he actually went into Viridian Forest, which is so many kilometers away from Saffron. Then he fistfought a territorial Trevanant. I had to pull him away before something horrid happened.>Don't poison your instructors, kiddos.
>>77618757>>77598239>Pyrite nods at Stibium"It's a good reason. Creating new life isn't something that should be done lightly, after all.">Pyrite doesn't comment on the rest, including Sebastian's full name>It's pretty trusting of Sebastian to put that out there, not that Mr.Pyrite hasn't done the same>As for the regular S-512 being around here, well, if that encounter happens, it'll be a battle for sure>He can take on Taner just fine, sure, and Taner and Doro, perhaps, but Taner, Doro, and Phoxy's group? That might be a challenge even for him, and if there's anyone Taner might attack on sight, it's the regular S-512>>77619306I guess that's one, uh, thing that can happen when your powers are so well known. It still surprises me that over there it's just, a thing people know about. But I guess, there's a lot of strange stuff in the world that becomes that, a lot of ghost magic that I've seen happen are things people would be astonished at and I just sort of consider "normal" now. Still, I think that's not a very good prank.Anyway, hello! Thanks again for the help with Dream.>Taner will respond to Ava as well, of course! I'm assuming she's typing as normal and not typing in Pokespeak?Hi Ava! That's, um, some interesting information. Sounds like it's good that you pulled him away when you did.That's good advice, though I think, um, it's probably advice most students don't need. I never needed to be told that, anyway.
>>77598040"I'd say a rare tree is an endangered species on itself. or at least, part of an endangered ecosystem.">That is smart"The problem is still pushing international rpessure on a non-League, potentially non-Ranger region. Actually, do contact the local Rangers if there are any.">>77609358>A very welcome hug>It helps with the anxiety
>>77619601I hope that prescription is doing you well. As for my studies about what inhabits my body, I am still learning more each day. Today I learned that I can sanitize my own water via Starmie. Useful for experiments, not so useful for trying to drink carbonated beverages and then suddenly having it go flat. I have yet to understand these... waves that I'm getting. They sort of fluctuate in and out when I'm around tuning instruments.>Aja happened to be typing this on Hiram's computer when he wasn't looking, just before he posted. He doesn't seem aware of it.>Yeah, I mean, this Kousaka girl's got a bit of a rap. I wouldn't be surprised if this gets her expelled. If that was Professor Birkenau (our Head Of Neurology) there would've been criminal charges and a gigantic snafu, complete with paparazzi.>Why she chose Hiram? I think it's because he got on her nerves. Her ego was so inflated you could've mistook it for a Drifblim, and Hiram always shut that down by bringing her to the same level as everyone else. No special treatment, no nothing.Well, time for some Perignon and an old favorite...
Goodnight everyone!>>77620069It is! Dream's headaches were starting to become less often slowly, but now she says they aren't even there at all most days, and while she's not exactly how Star and the others remember her being before, she seems a lot more... Aware, at all times, instead of some times and not others. Needless to say, we are all very grateful!That power is useful, though perhaps less so in the, uh, modern age. Still, it could save you money, not needing bottled water! Waves? Sadly, I don't think there's any Pokemon or person who might know more, maybe a ghost type would see something but this seems like it might be unique, even for them. I wish you the best with it, and if there ever is a way I or any of my family could help, know we are just a phone call or text message away. >It's going to be weird for him to read Taner's replies to her then lolWow, that's, uh... Wow. Honestly, is probably best she face some consequences, it sounds to me like she's, um, not going down a very good path, not at all... So was she actually trying to poison him then? Perignon?>>77619933"I'd say so too. I think it's the only tree like it, so that's about as rare as it gets.">Then"Uh, noted. Maybe I'll have Rita do that. I was thinking of maybe, um, seeing how else we could delay them... Anyway. Now you know the situation. Thanks so much for any help. I'm sure the Pokemon calling for help with the leaves would thank you too, if they could."
