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General for discussion of Human Domestication Guide & related fiction.

"weekend plans" edition

>What is HDG?
HDG is a collective kink writing project about the Affini (an advanced precursor civilization from outer space), who aggressively care for every other species in the universe. They have finally turned their glittery eyes on future grimderp hypercapitalist nightmare humanity. Using their natural charisma and various classes of Xenodrugs, they aim to make Florets (d̶o̶c̶i̶l̶e̶,̶ ̶d̶r̶u̶g̶ ̶a̶d̶d̶l̶e̶d̶ ̶p̶e̶t̶s̶ loved and cared for individuals) of us all! But don't worry, they only have everyone's best interests at heart, even if their methods aren't even remotely consensual~

>Where can I read it?
Read the original story here https://readonlymind.com/@GlitchyRobo/HumanDomesticationGuide/
or check other stories on ROM https://readonlymind.com/search/?q=%23Human_Domestication_Guide
or Ao3 https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Human%20Domestication%20Guide%20-%20GlitchyRobo/works
or the wiki: https://humandomestication.guide/

thread bogged down in wardship hearings:
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/77429632
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>>77503557
i dont have anything to add but this is really really funny nona ty
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poorly disciplined florets causing problems
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bap
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good morning thread
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>>77504632
Hmm just for a little while? Just for the weekend? Hmmm
Maybe it'd be okay if its just for the weekend... Just once...
But i want it on paper and notarized that its only for the weekend! Call me feral for the lack of trust, but i need a reasurance to trust that offer!
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i want to watch floret baseball
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>>77508269
I'd watch that, for atleast ome 12 episode season
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floret who thinks her mistress is really rich and doesn't understand the concept of a moneyless society
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>>77504632
Oh is this why you guys have this fetish? That makes sense I guess.

I think it's really interesting how both super low-control and super high-control fetishes often stem out of the same core feelings of a lack of control or capability in one's own life.

Some people take that feeling and become hardcore doms/sadists in an attempt to wrest back control over SOMETHING, other people become hardcore subs/masochists in an attempt to relieve that same psychic pressure by surrendering their claim to control altogether.

Just an interesting observation, carry on.
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Affini who keeps domesticating people right next to you. It's getting a little weird at this point.

>>77504632
Do you think wearing a choker/collar/other neck covering would make you more or less a target for domestication? On one hand you appear like maybe you're already spoken for, on the other you look like you're used to wearing a collar.
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>>77508517
affini with gaudy aesthetics surrounded by gold and platinum and all the finest things
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>>77509028
>Oh is this why you guys have this fetish?
no it's because i want an immortal plant woman to forcibly reduce me to a pet
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>>77509028
>control kinks seem to be about control
you're a genius anon. i don't know how we all didn't see it before
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>>77508517
She develops an intense anxiety disorder because she's never seen her mistress use money, which to her means that she must be racking up massive credit card debt. Her mistress starts tearing off a leaf and giving it to whoever is serving them whenever they go out to eat or whatever, which calms the floret down.
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>>77509643
>"petal, why don't you ever use the compiler?"
>"b-because it probably costs a lot of money a-and i don't want to make you angry..."
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>>77508517
affini who gets sort of upset about how quickly and easily their floret calms down and submits once they start believing their mistress is just a wealthy person who decided to keep them as their slave instead of being an alien with no material scarcity to worry about and benevolent intentions
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>>77509621
Go figure right, maybe I'll get published one day.

I'm not breaking any ground here, I just think it's really interesting that /collared/ and this thread are literally polar opposites in almost every way but the actual profiles of the people who post in them are very similar.
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>>77509156
I am infact fairly sure it makes you much MORE of a target. Think about what it sybolizes to wear those things... and in someone whos clearly not a floret?

Maybe if you walk around zooted as hell, like a floret, it could fool someone that doesnt bother to check their tablet about you, or ask.
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grossfini
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>>77511093
Well, ones a thread of dom inclined people and one is for sub inclined people, no? That makes the people fairly diffrent, in my book.
But yea, ik what you mean. Kinks often come about as a way of dealing with shit, either by getting something you lack in daily life, like taking back controll, or by taking something "negative" and making it "hot and good". This comes up semi-regularly in discussion here, but i agree its an interesting topic
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>>77511112
>off by one
Damn nona
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feralist feet
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>>77511382
breaking a feral with tickle torture
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terran given therapy for scarcity trauma after being found hiding compiled food under their bed 'for emergencies'
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>>77509156
You're effectively walking around wearing the stuff that turns affini on the most. They'll constantly flirt with you, and the moment they find you are unowned, you will be a target for domestication.
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self hating affini x feralflort
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Had a HDG-themed bad dream last night. Here you guys go. (1/2)
>be pilot of ex-TCN starship turned Compact-certified transport vessel
>generally seen as a kind of antique by the plants - homely and cute
>get impounded on our most recent dock. Citation: "Illegal/dangerous weaponry"
>Some idiot feral decided to transport bombs in the cargo hold
>They're cooked
>Get interrogated by the plants and released "on good behavior"
>assured the rest of the crew is in good hands, which leaves me with the grueling task of getting my ship back
>The plant running the impound drops a stack of papers on the table for me to file
>offers to help, but I know better. Spend most of the day meticulously signing all kinds of waivers and recertifications and pledges
>The whole time the plant never seems to take her eyes off of me
>The look on her "face" almost looks... sexual
>Try best not to look
>Tells me to come back tomorrow
>The next day the same thing repeats. Always more and more papers. More excuses. More offers to help. More staring. More discomfort
>It's been a few days. There is a new addition at her desk. A floret. She looks very familiar
>Floret introduces herself while offering a pen
>Oh fuck
>It's my ship's Captain
>Affini explains that the Captain confessed to trying to blow up the cargo hold
>Offers for me to join them with her
>Politely decline, my place is among the stars, not at some plant's side
>She seems disappointed, but watches me file more paperwork, petting her floret the whole time
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>>77513873
(2/2)
>Wake up that night from a nightmare
>I need to go, I can't stay here anymore
>Sneak into impound
>Oddly low security
>Slip under ship, use old mechanics tools I brought with me to jigger the security bolt
>I hear something moving. I'm busted, aren't I?
>The bolt comes off surprisingly easy
>Get into ship, start undocking and ignition
>Staring at the impound office door the whole time
>If she comes out, I'm fucked
>Undock successfully, spool up FTL ASAP and blast the fuck out of there
>Just me and myself among the stars. I'll find a new crew eventually
>Hear a familiar voice
>"Good jump, why don't you kick back"
>Spin around in chair, it's my Captain
>Still collared
>Still barely there
>A vine trails off from her ankle into the dark corner of the ship
>"Yes, petal, please, kick back and stay with us a while"
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>>77513873
>>77513891
yay!!!
good greentext
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>>77509443
What planet has weird-ass dogs like that?
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>>77513891
ooh! Thats a good one! Thank you :)

I was reassured that the beurocracy in the compact, while theres a lot of it, is actualy benevolent, unlike ours. Hmmmm.
Pretty goode though!
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>>77513891
>bad dream
Knowing you, it's only a bad dream because it cut off early.
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threadly questions: garments or the lack thereof edition
affini:
>do you wear clothes? if not, do you shape your body to give the appearance of wearing clothes?
>what does your floret usually wear? do you pick their outfits for them or are they allowed to decide?
>have you ever made your floret wear (or not wear) anything for the purpose of humiliation?
>do you personally make the clothes your floret wears, get them from a tailor or just compile them?
florets:
>how are you dressed most of the time? does your owner control what you wear or is it up to you?
>has your owner ever made you go out in public naked?
>what do you wear to bed?
>do you have any outfits for special occasions?
independents:
>how do you usually dress? what's your favorite style of clothing?
>how have your fashion preferences changed since the fall of the accord?
>do you compile most of what you wear or do you like hand/vinemade clothing?
>what's the most common style on your planet or ship?
free terrans:
>what is your uniform like? how often do you wash it?
>what did you like to wear back when you were a civilian?
>do you really prefer wearing some nasty old jumpsuit or set of fatigues than an adorable companion dress?
>why do you hate and want to hurt people who love you?
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>>77516155
Yea, definitely ended too early. The part of the dream I got was just a nonstop panic attack.
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>>77516200
>how do you usually dress? what's your favorite style of clothing?
I like to dress comfy and casual. Not in the wierd, revealing way the affini seem to define "comfy" though. I like to wear tracksuit. Nice and soft fabrics, comfy, not cold. Perfect.

>how have your fashion preferences changed since the fall of the accord?
Well, i i guess my *preferences* havent technicaly changed, honestly. But with society being significantly more lax about "keeping appearances" under the affini, atleast when it comes to fashion and decency, i've finaly gotten to wear the comfy stuff with no shame.
Under the accord i'd have to wear jeans and shirts and tie all the time, if not even full suits. Only the asocials would wear tracksuit outside. its nice noone judges anymore.

>do you compile most of what you wear or do you like hand/vinemade clothing?
Most of it is compiled, no many tailors, affini or terran, seem to agree with my taste. And commissioning something is just way to much hassle and effort for something as inconsequential as clothing.
I did pick up some kicknacks from a terraboo fini that visited my town once though, they're nice details.

>what's the most common style on your planet or ship?
Its hard to point to one coherent style. The two largest groups seem to be florets in their compainon dresses, and indies of various levels of mental state, still clining to the old way of clothing yourself. Pretty split demographics. Theres also plenty of people just doing whatever these days though. Neighbor a few blocks over walks around in lolita dresses all day, and i think they're not even a floret.
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>>77516200
free terrans:
>what is your uniform like? how often do you wash it?
Utility uniform - I usually wear it without the outer coat because lolfuckthat. Anyone coming into my office already knows my name and rank anyways. Wash the tees after every use and the pants/coats after every 2 uses. I dont like being dirty.
>what did you like to wear back when you were a civilian?
Nothing fancy. Various colored crewnecks and jeans. Wasn't a huge change to switch over to whats essentially funky cargo pants and combat boots for day to day work.
>do you really prefer wearing some nasty old jumpsuit or set of fatigues than an adorable companion dress?
Who is to say I cant wear what I want on my downtime? I dont have nothing fancy, but I'll be damned if Im keeping that uniform on a second longer than I need to.
>why do you hate and want to hurt people who love you?
Betraying Terra doesnt look like love to me, sorry.
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>>77516200
>how do you usually dress? what's your favorite style of clothing?
just with whatever i have to hand. i don't really have a favourite style, just as long as it's reasonably comfortable and has a lot of pockets. loose tracksuit trousers work best.
>how have your fashion preferences changed since the fall of the accord?
i guess i just... don't wash clothes as much? it's generally easier to just decompile them, then compile a new identical set.
>do you compile most of what you wear or do you like hand/vinemade clothing?
i compile pretty much all of it... it just feels like getting handmade stuff would be a waste of people's time, i guess? there's other indies and the like out there who'd probably get way more out of the whole thing.
>what's the most common style on your planet or ship?
not sure about the planet... i guess in the local area, there's a lot of really bright colours. oddly, it's not quite garish - i think maybe everyone's worked out how to get their compilers to come up with fitting colour schemes? i think i'm one of the only ones left around here who still wears really plain stuff, but i wouldn't want to stand out too much. attracts affini attention a little too much for comfort though
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>>77517941
>i think i'm one of the only ones left around here who still wears really plain stuff, but i wouldn't want to stand out too much
If you're the only one wearing plain boring stuff, doesnt THAT stand out`? Food for thought
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indie domesticated for saying that accord politicians are undeserving of love
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>>77518159
>doesnt THAT stand out`?
...huh. i guess that makes sense. i suppose i just don't like the idea of being too obvious? the whole thing of wearing really garish, fancy clothes is understandable, i suppose, but i'd just feel weird engaging with it ^^;
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i need someone to take advantage of me
a nice plant or even a cute floret
just pin me down and have their way
gently yet forcefully, resisting inst even a thought
please i need it
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>>77516200
>independents:
As a digital fork, I can wear stuff that doesn't have to be physically possible and change outfits on the fly. Even with my solidspace chassis, I had holoemitters installed just for that purpose. I do have a few nice solid outfits, but they're tailored to specific configurations of my modular parts so they're really situational. Style-wise, I like exploring a variety of looks. My ortet, however, is still boring as hell. Solid colors, maybe some simple patterned button-ups. But then nobody has ever called Duri a fashion center of the galaxy.
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you know those chairs you can lean back in? they're nice
i can rock back and forth like a retard and imagine its plomnmy rocking me
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>>77518679
yay i'm not the only person who does this
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>>77518679
that must be really lovely
i don't let myself move on chairs anymore but those chairs always struck me as being really nice
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>>77519850
that sounds like a self scouring behavious nona
just because people say "SIT STILL!" doesnt mean you should you know ;_;
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>>77520010
but if they ask me to sit still then it's rude of me to not do that because they asked me to?
(pic unrel, thread relevance)
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>>77520516
No! They didnt *ASK kindly*! They *orderd*! They presumes that THEIR needs and THEIR view of what "proper behaviour" is is more impoartant than yours! They direspect you. They demand YOU accomodate THEIR needs while not caring about the discomfort they cause YOU! its NOT fine! They can GET FUCKED!
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Duri is Cleveland, Centhia is Detroit.
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>>77521155
dude what
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>>77520652
it was kind of them to ask at all!
besides i'm always happy to make people more comfortable, even just in small ways :)
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>>77521195
That is not kindness
Very rude of you to presume that of them.
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>>77520652
I think it's implied your brain merges with the plants brain with the haustronic implant so it's less they force you to do something and more of you getting absorbed into the hive. Like the usual sci fi hivemind trope story with a twist.
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>>77521195
No.

>>77521400
We're not talking an RP scenario bud, sory if that was unclear.
Your affini owner would never do something to discomfort you, unless it was realy hot.
And yea, biorythms and the implant mean that youll feek what your owner feels and probabbly wnat to do the things they want you to do, if they have such requirements of you.
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>>77521456
I wasn't talking about RP at all.
And they would not only do it if you want it and think it's hot considering the main canon story on Only Mind ends with someone getting a haustronic implant against their will for resisting too much and has a non-con tag.
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>>77521508
Ive got no idea what you're talking about bro
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>>77521325
i'm very sorry for being rude
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>>77521618
STOP IT! STOP APOLOGIZING AND SHIT!
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>>77521618
Don't apologize to me. I dont give a fuck. The people you are being rude to are the ones whose intentions you PRESUME by constantly balling yourself up.
Do you know how fucking annoying it is to have someone always assuming Im offended at then and that they should be smaller and quieter? Jesus fuck, Id rather someone stomp around shouting than that.
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>>77521698
Someone forgot their class A xenodrugs lol
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>>77521636
What the fucks you talking about
Who was talking about this
Why are you bringing this up

You're also *wrong*. Getting an implant is not something your owner does to discomfort you, even if it does in the moment. Its for your own good! The floret'll be much happier in the long run. Unlike an ADHD person told to sit still.
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>>77521171
Planets, man. Planets.
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>>77521925
I dont think cleveland and detroit are planet, anon. I guess theres a decent chance theres asteroids named that.
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>>77521759
Chapter 16 Nurture and Aquisitions verified canon.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/48096388/chapters/121282042

Yeah you're right about the happier part considering it's a living mind controlling extremely powerful antidepressent
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>>77521759
Why did you bring ADHD up?
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>>77522043
Because thats what we were talking about, anon. People forcing themselves to sit still in chairs when thats clearly not what comes natural to them.
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>>77522078
oh. I forgot to click the #s to the first reply
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>>77504632
nortubel
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>>77522201
No worries, shit happens
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>>77521670
heh. funny captcha
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>>77516200
>>what is your uniform like?
It's a pretty nice ensign, I got one left behind by another ensign who joined up before shtf for the Accord and defected.
>how often do you wash it?
Our water purification system is broken and we had to rig up a shitty still to not die, so never, but I make sure to regularly air the hell out of it.
>what did you like to wear back when you were a civilian?
Dressed casually, described as looking like a missionary of some sort.
>do you really prefer wearing some nasty old jumpsuit or set of fatigues than an adorable companion dress?
Yes, any day, definitely.
>why do you hate and want to hurt people who love you?
They have enslaved and subjugated countless humams against their wills, rewiring their brains to desire servitude. I am opposed to them purely on principle and even if offered to surrender without domestication I would refuse. Live free or die.
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affini that doesn't speak your language
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>>77524170
Theres a fic about that!
Forgot the name though... sorry.
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"Keeping up with the joneses" style rivalry between indie neighbors, but its post scarcity so they just keep gradualy one uping each other forever (or untill it gets out of hand and somefini steps in)
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>>77524331
this ? https://archiveofourown.org/works/61464607?view_full_work=true
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mamaffini who gives u a bath while ur all sleepy and ur eyes keep fluttering closed and then dries u off w a warm towel and tucks u into bed w ur favorite stuffie in ur arms and kisses u goodnight
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affini who is really proud of me when I'm a good girl and get all my chores done and smothers me in kisses
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>>77526390
A billion million hugs and kisses for you, nona. Youre a very good girl for doing all of your chores. <3
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>>77524375
walking down the street and getting flashbanged with just one of the eight trillion bulbs that make up the lightshow of one of your neighbours' habs (the other neighbour is wearing a blindfold but is in the process of making a NINE trillion bulb lightshow)
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>>77526992
Mothflort bapping uselessly against light show while her Affini looks on in mild amusement.
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>>77527051
i like to imagine the bulbs used in the compact are specifically designed to not be made of glass and to not generate too much heat, specifically so mothflorts can bap uselessly against them without running the risk of hurting themselves :)
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>>77527082
weed scum trying to deprive me of my god-given right to burn terawatts on incandescents
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leaving your lamp on overnight and waking up to the slightly surprising sight of a mothflort leaping through your window and directly at your bedside table
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How to own a Flort with facts and logic so I can earn my escape?
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>>77529436
Florts are too dumb to debate and Affini debate disingenuously.
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>>77530721
#Notallflorets
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>>77531146
#notallfloretsbutprobablyyouthough
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>>77529436
The logical fact is that you would be happier as a floret.
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>>77532156
H-hey! S-shutup! You dont know me!
Im totaly a still smart and able floret! Mistress says im a smart cookie!
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>>77532740
If your Mistress has to tell you how smart of a cookie you are...
You may not be a very smart cookie anymore~ :3
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>>77527051
>>77528013
Being a mothflort sounds fun
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>>77517044
Betraying terra is love though, its admitting humanity needs its mommy from the stars. You don't really think capitalism is good do you? That humans are capable of independence
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>>77518552
A floret could just rape you and face zero consequences for it. In fact they'd probably make you pinnates
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>>77532785
N-No! She'd never lie to me!!
She says i am therefore it must be true!!
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>>77523313
Why do you presume florets are brainwashed? They all say they consented to what happened to them after the fact
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>>77532977
Look when you phrase it like that...
Yea, definitely betrayal. Fuck having a "mommy" from the stars. Why couldn't they be cool aliens, noOoOoOoOooo gotta be "mommies" fuck man just nuke my bunker already geez.
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>>77533155
This post was meant to be kinda fun, but really...
Man...
I know the whole setting is CG/l coded... which means on some level I do like it or I wouldnt cling to it so hard... 70% of the time I can handle the mommy stuff... but days like today, it just fills me with the most bitter, vile hatred. I thought about maybe filtering it or writing something to replace the trigger words, but when Im like this, even the thought of someone doing something like brushing my hair for me makes me want to lash out violently. What should be good things becomes hurt in my mind, because the thought of maternal care is so deeply associated with torture.
I dont feel like I belong here...
Im checking out for a bit, this will be my only bitterpost for the day. Have fun, yall.
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>>77533595
Makes me think of those dogs that react like theyre being hurt from being pet because theyre so used to being hit.
You need lots and lots of love. Please dont go away for long.
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>>77533001
>get raped
>domestication committee decides that you're too traumatized to remain independent
>adopted by affini with notorious rapist floret
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>>77533001
Waowie
Just keeping at it untill i start liking it and loving them
With just a spot of chemical help in the process..
Nice... Need...
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>>77533051
This level trust is a mixture of adorable and pathetic
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>>77535242
Ehh? Mistress owns me, cares for me and makes me my best possible self. I am hers, shes the light of existance, how could my trust in her be anything but absolute?
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bap
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>>77516200
>florets:
>>how are you dressed most of the time?
Most of the time i just wear the companion dress! It was embarrasing at first... but i've come to like it. Its comfy and flowy, and despite how light they look they're just the right temperature! AND they have my owners patterns woven into them! AND! There uhm, uhm uhhh... easy access...

>does your owner control what you wear or is it up to you?
I can pick what to wear if i choose to, but i usualy leave it up to mistress. Its nice to not have to worry about such trivialities of daily life, no need to put any thought into it.

>>has your owner ever made you go out in public naked?
Hmmm, not as such, i dont think so. Its not like i havent uhmmm... gotten naked in public. Its perfectly normal at the floret park!
But she hasnt sent me outside or walked me around naked.

>>what do you wear to bed?
Nothing but my owners vines wraped tightly around me!

>>do you have any outfits for special occasions?
Of course! We're not often ones for special events, but when we do go to one we put together an outfit for it! Like a suit, or a fancy ball dress, or a cosplay - we even did a "couples" cosplay once!... whatever's appropriate!
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>>77537406
>despite how light they look they're just the right temperature!
i want a dress that is always warm (cozy) and never warm (bad)
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what do boyflorts wear
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>>77538400
They also wear the dress anon. No duh.
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>>77533061
Yeah, after they turn them into a wormbrain with no free will.
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>>77533061
There is not such thing as "consenting after the fact" anon, that doesnt make any sense. I mean, yea you can say "yea actualy im okay with this afterall", but that doesnt change anything about the fact that when the thing was happening - it was against your will or atleast without your consent.
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>>77538464
>no free will
I mean, i know what you're saying, but thats not technicaly true. Like, yes, the implant is mind controll, and CAN cencor, control and instert your thoughts and feelings, and DOES, such as making you like having the implant and unable to even think about removing it.
But it doesnt technicaly stop you from having your own will.
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>>77538638
>cencor
i love you typonona
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>>77538400
cute, light, colorful clothing that gives their owner easy access, just like any flort.
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>>77533051
Cookies aren't smart. You could be quite dim and still be smarter than the average cookie.
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>>77539369
how do you know? have you ever bothered to stop and have a conversation with one?
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>wake up in the middle of the night
>under a weighted blanket
>don't remember compiling one
>is it... made of vines?
>drift back to sleep
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>>77539391
I have examined various cookies. None have anything that might resemble brain activity. Lime Jello, however, does.
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>>77538271
what is warm (bad)
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>>77539631
have you never been unpleasantly warm
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are you ever scared when you go to bed that you won't wake up again?
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>>77539675
no. elaborate
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>>77540114
sometimes you are at a pleasant temperature and an increase in the ambient temperature causes symptoms such as sweating, headaches, lethargy, and discomfort.
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>Standing outside in the cold, wearing insulated pants and a heavy winter coat on top of an extra layer and long underwear
>Freezing my ass off
>Next to me is a floret wearing a gown and panties so thin their penis is 100 percent visible, and they aren't cold at all
How do they do it
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>>77540037
Oh no, I pray for this every night!
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>>77540162
>How do they do it
haustoric implant
you should get a generic
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>>77540114
>>77539631
This reads like a robot learning about what being a living creature is like
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affini demoralization propaganda broadcasts that are just footage of the president of the terran accord getting vinefucked and aftercared on loop 24/7
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>>77540823
i wonder if that would be more or less effective than the traditional "my name is AB XY, first floret and i will now tell you about how awsome being a pet is for 10 minutes" style of broadcast
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The affini watching in horror as I shove a glass jar up my ass and die via anal bleeding
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Oh my. I'm so gassy
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>>77540887
Pfft, dont kid yourself. If theres an affini watching you wont even get that far. And if you did, that would be a litteraly trivial issue for them to fix. They manage to save/reconstruct people that *successfully managed to suicide bomb*.
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>>77540887
If you want a fancy new phytotech asshole that badly just ask, it's way easier.
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>>77541279
mistress who gives you a new asshole so she can rape you better
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>>77541717
The salad bar is going to tear you a new asshole while lobotomizing you
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affini who gives her floret a reeeally big tongue because it's funny to watch it constantly loll out of her mouth when she tries talking and considering how infatuated the silly little thing was with her own tongue she probably really likes having it (despite still being in the process of working out how to control it as the fully-prehensile thing it is, because at the moment it's sort of just running off her base impulses and seems to reeeeally enjoy licking between her own legs for one reason or another)
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>>77540152
maybe you should just be cold instead. have you thought about that
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Shadow from /b/ drawthreads here. What a shitty sci fi story. Suck my dick
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>77543445
Litteraly who
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>>77544152
Ok Nigger/Mayo Monkey
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"Who’s joe?" a distant voice asks. Instantly everyone nearby hears the sound of 1,000s of bricks rapidly shuffling towards his location. The earth itself seemed to cry out in agony, until finally the ground itself split open and a horrific creature crawled from the ground, covered in mucus and tar. ”Joe Momma…” the creature whispered. The man cried out in pain as he disintegrated into dust, and the whole world fell silent in fear. "I did a little trolling." the wretched creature remarked before burrowing back into the earth.
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>>77540868
those broadcasts would probably work better than most people give them credit for
"you will live better than a quadrillionaire in the accord and never have to work in any capacity ever again after we turn you into a pet" would sound awfully enticing when you're starving and going through stim withdrawals and wallowing in months old filth and just generally waiting to die in a little tin can lightyears away from home on the behalf of a now defunct government that treated you worse than dirt
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>>77545672
I think you're right, yea
Like, i figure for a lot of people it'd be driving them deeper into fantaticism
someone litteraly comming on tv and talking about being a litteral pet and property... but once things get realy desperate, like you said, someone, the weakest link, will break and put out a signal, cause it'll sound better than dying in a tin can, even if it is what you've been fighting the entire time. Spechaly for those that didnt volunteer to keep fighting, but were impressed by fantatics - and arent themselves.
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>sheepishly trying to tell your new mistress that you only signed up for college and healthcare and never really cared about the free terra stuff
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>>77540823
I didn't vote for him so fuck him
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>>77540823
>aftercare
it's seems almost more perverse to watch the president be cuddled and called a good boy while he cries than to watch him get raped
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>>77532977
>Betraying terra is love though, its admitting humanity needs its mommy from the stars.

Once I start considering betrayal a good thing, I will know for certain I am cooked beyond repair. But god does this make my will waver just a little bit.
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gentle loving maternal firstbloom who doesn't want to deal with having you freak out over the implant after she put in all the work to make you trust and love her already so she just drugs you so you're too loopy to remember the week surrounding the surgery and just never tells you you're implanted
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mamaffini who smooches u
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lunchfinni & grazeflort
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Please come pick us up soon
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>>77547519
the weeds wouldn't have won had donald terra been in office
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>>77554447
thanks, obama
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>>77550893
you know your catflort is going to eat your corpse when you die, right?
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>>77511904
floret taken to the vet for trying to compile and hide food and water and becoming agitated and distressed whenever mistress decompiles perfectly good leftovers
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baaaaaaaaaaap



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