>>77512693>Post e-girls, streamers, cosplay gals and celebs! If she's an internet girl, come in and simp for her! Fap friends and AGP sluts welcome!Turn in your homework editionPrevious: >>77481241
I wanna ____
>>77537802ROCK!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyHpTG1MjVU
>>77537939(rock!)
Lethal face card from the Mikaster.
>>77537802...marry Vera and have lots of kids with her!
Anyone got striderscribe stuff? I've pumped so much to that bbw
does aliceposter account for like 59% of posts here at any one time?
>>77541826here's striderscribe with a side order of fries
>>77542187He gets people to talk with each other, so kinda.
>>77542187Probably!
>>77542468>>77542493i propose we vote on the next aliceposter sInce the last one is on his deathbed.
>>77542198She can pump out so many babies with that body
>>77542625Okay, I vote for you. Now show us a trib.
>>77542625I vote for you too
>>77542187Why are you asking questions about your own posts? Shouldn't you know? >>77542625I choose to believe aliceposter will return, hornier and simpier than ever!!
>>77542691>>77542706i resign.
>>77542778It's over...
>>77542778You weren't cut out to be Aliceposter since you already failed to not textpost.
Holy moly I never find /egg/ this early on in the thread lifespanWhat do I do with this opportunity???
>>77543051Squander it by text posting! !!
>>77543092Sorry anon I don't have stuff on my phone and I don't get how everyone gets the rare high res pics I'm new here >.<
Betas Inferno is so hot
>>77543255mostly teasing nonners!~ e-grils are all over the internet! You just have to start saving when you see ones you like and visiting their socials
>>77543384Stop teasing the poor simp, and say we get it from Coomer and Bunkr already.
>>77543384But what if I like getting teased more than I do teasing!!There's a reason I mostly lurk!
>>77543465That's advanced simping! Too much power for a newb! >>77543514Tch!~ You can be a beta simp and still post images
>>77543255Don't fall down this rabbit hole anon...
>>77543641But this rabbit hole seems like a lot of fun and I like a lot of the kinks associated with it already >.<
peachjars had a funny blooper moment yesterdayhttps://x.com/idiotpeach/status/1962199777812045964
>>77543688Well I use simpcity, it's a forum with threads where people share egirls
my shotacon hotwife (male)
>>77543775very sus
>>77543775>>77544153Fake and gay.
>>77544079In english simpo
>>77544079a lot of spergs got up in arms about them but honestly felt like it was just unfortunate circumstance. ella seems like a total bro that'd carry you on trials before indulging all your most embarrassing fetishes after.
I wish she sat on my face full weight so bad I don't even know what to do
All built for ss btw
>>77544634when /ss/ fags post like this it feels like strange desperate cope the same way the raceplay fags cope
>>77546874god I wanna make babies with Anna
>>77547277And I want one billion dollars.
>>77547315I honestly think I'd rather make babies with Anna.
>got my simp rank on simpcityheh, move along peasants, now I can post on the big boy threads
>>77544991The things I would do as her..
>>77547487Leave some e-girl pussy to the rest of us, simp.
>>77547528Her mouth is made for oral, so hopefully you'd put it to use.
>>77547479The cleavage + lips shots, specifically ones where you can't see the eyes have incredible power over me
>>77547573It's an incredibly seductive pose yeah
>>77547543Actually I have a massive thing for sucking cock so you bet your ass I'm going into a glory hole ass her. Maybe a two war mirror glory hole so you can see me sucking your cock while I can see myself being a cock sucking slut~
want milkies...
egirl simp serverhttps://discord.gg/sncPsyNSpx
>>77547628Agreed
>>77547628>>77547793But I also like her signature style of looking back at you with one eye, especially in this pose.
>>77547793>>77547836She's so hot She owes me sex
>>77544662Your favorite egirl like ss and yaoi
Is the guy posting nyaaati still around
>>77548025ok
>>77540578Vera having a bunch of kids, none of which are biologically mine...
>>77537627Bimbo
>>77550697based underrated Mia Khalifa poster
>>77550697>>77552959OF Mia > Porn Mia
>>77542773>I choose to believe aliceposter will returnDon't wish for the wrong one, though...
>>77553357We love all Aliceposters, even the scary ones
God I wish
(le funny jar pun)
wake up
My hotwife Bunny oiled up and ready to visit the playground!
Veronicabros, did she just dorp her best set so far?
dorp
>>77552970Nah not at all anon, she got a bunch of tattoo's and ruined her nice bolt on tits she had to make them look more naturalThe only reason I like her is because she still serves a nice face card
My e-wife.
Any Morgan Webb enjoyers?
We are so dead, simps...
>>77573778Sex with Velvet's bussy until he's more cum than e-"girl".
What's up, my nikkers?
...i want to simp for pretty e-girls
>>77571429aliceposter took his bottled accounts with him huh.....
>>77574809No potential dork dick tributes = all the threadsluts ran away.
>>77574809God this woman triggers my agp so fucking bad
>>77574836tragic, especially since they didn't even post that many!
>>77574854He shares them more on discord because he's hard to get!
>>77574879tell him I'd love to show him my cock on discord!
Found the source of Momotino's gravure videos. Time to reenact that Randy scene from South Park.
Anyone noticed how some girls are penis shaped
>>77576278yeah
>>77576278I always think about that when my dog lies down. Mother Earth is very phallic, I have to say.
>>77576307>>77576295I wonder why the brain detects penises in shapes as easily as faces, really a lot to think regarding this... Plus it kinda looks hot imo
>>77576345To be fair it's a very distinct shape and everyone doodled it on their desk as a kid
>>77568160>>77569520Non <3
>>77544362source? please and thank you.
kept ya waiting, huh? x3 turns out it was the antibiotics absolutely fucking everything up rather than the painkillers. took some dramamine and now i can sit at my desk and wage :3
i was actually moderately excited to work on some new shit today but instead i'm stuck on OLD shit that's BROKEN and i have to fix it >:(
>>77564234Disagree, Mia is infinitely hotter as an OF slut than a pornstar
Didn't even finish looking at the videos I had download and they already posted more
anyone play the new metal gear remake? :3 kinda wanna try it but i don't wanna give money to the greedy retards at konami desu, even if i'd like more tactical espionage action.
>>77582627eyes
Need mommy to suffocate me to death with her soft body
>>77579391Nice! It's good to have the protagonist back.>>77582074I'm not playing a game I already played, but with worse art direction and terrible performance.
>>77584147at least for a moment before work fucking overtook me x3and yeah i feel that... i think all the videos of the remake make me wanna play it again though :3
>>77585893Not even near death can let you dodge the wage cage...I'm not much of a replayer, but I would like to play it again too, this time using the better camera.
>>77586104you didn't play with the subsistence camera?and that's just a testament to my tenacity, even after falling into a k-hole i'm still at work on time x3 the indomitable wagie!
It's over anonsOne of my favourite e-girls found out she can make bank just uploading thirstbait pictures of her ass at the gym and doesn't need to do proper sets anymore
>>77586178No, I picked the classic camera, and Kojimbo had the genius idea to not have the option to change mid-playthrough.Still simping on work time, as usual.>>77586216But does Miffy even upload sets that frequently? I see the gym pics as just a bonus.
>>77586441>and Kojimbo had the genius idea to not have the option to change mid-playthroughwait huh? i think you just had to hit l3 or something to swap it no? i'd have to boot the game up again but i'm pretty sure i was able to swap freely :3
>>77586599Now that I'm searching it, you can actually change cameras... Guess I didn't want to be spoiled, so I refused to search anything while I was playing :P
>>77586766personally i don't know if i'd call searching up controls or settings as spoilers but... x3though tbf the old camera isn't too bad of an experience while i tried playing it. i think it was better in mgs2 in regards to how everything was designed but it wasn't like, unusable or anything in 3.
>>77586441Not very frequently, but I am afraid...
What you mean, just look at the controls in your game manual that came with your legitimate game copy
>>77587230Yeah, about that...
Man, she really loves boxing...
>>77587569anyone that does this glasses thing is incredibly attractive btw for any especially cute twinks and/or prospective e-girls browsing in this thread as we speak rn btw :3>>77587793that sweat stain is mad lmao
>>77587793Damn! Vera's back is getting insane, and I don't mean her ass.It's cool that she really got into sports.
>>77588047>that sweat stain is mad lmaolol some coomer boomer said the same thing and she shamed him for it>>77588152Yeah it cool that's she getting fit but I hope she doesn't become to muscelly. I like her normal weight and build
Just saw a photo with Lela with Drake on her instagram…. Don’t hit me up
>>77588231Highly doubt she'll get muscular just from doing sports as a hobby, her peak would probably be more on the lean side.
I love brown girls
Chat, could you tank this absolute onslaught of a beatdown?
>>77589082TEN YEARS IN THE JOINT MADE YOU A FUCKIN' PUSSY
>>77589082nah i'd win
>>77579329That's Mik Allen / Miakanayuri
>>77589625So you're telling me you would Tiger Frop it until you win?>>77589671>last words before jobbing
>>77589740tiger frop followed by whatever that sick ass grab thing you could do where you throw them over your shoulders :3 i don't think i ever unlocked it in my playthroughs but i saw it in videos.
>>77590157>sick ass grab thing you could do where you throw them over your shouldersNo idea what that is, they're usually dead after one Tiger Drop anyway. And is it on 0+Kiwami 1? Those are the only ones I played.
>>77590635i think so! it was like a grab or something where you just hit b or circle and you throw someone up in the air before snapping their back on your shoulders :3
>>77590696Big if true.
It's as if Nigri had a sister.
God I wish I was between her legs
>>77594161i could fix her (sloppy, disrespectful titty fuck)
got one ending in armored core last raven! :3 there's like five other ones lol but holy fuck even just getting that one was tough as nails. fun fucking game though.
Onlyfans should be banned, it should be illegal for women to pay wall access to their nudes and bodies!
>'ru after she sees the PS5 exclusives cataloghttps://files.catbox.moe/q5exmh.mp4>>77594630Are you going to play the entire series?
>>77594820Quick Kojima...
>>77594982She's deflating like that one Borzoi... besides her ass.We hear you loud and clear! You're getting a new TLOU remaster and 5 new compslop GaaS. Enjoy your games!
>>77594820good video x3and it appears so lol :3 i've played pretty much all of them but finished about half. they're all pretty short and mission-based so it's not too tough to just spend twenty hours to go through your first playthrough, then clean up the rest of the missions or S rank ones for moar parts. i really wanted to do at least one ending in last raven since everyone calls it the best one, and it didn't disappoint.it's fucking hard as balls though x3 i think i did like the easiest/second easiest path and it was still pretty damn tough. can only imagine how hard some of the others are.
>>77596158Man, I wish days had double the hours for me to catch up with my giant backlog of games/animes/mangas, and simping.No idea when I'll finally decide to get into AC.
>>77596306you can clear ac4 in like 8 hours :3 that game's hella short and the direct sequel for answer is like barely a couple hours more. there is hard mode if you're into the loop which obviously lets you dump more hours but if you really just wanted to try it it'd basically be like two afternoons of hardcore gayming. then you'll probably catch the same itch and play the rest x3
>>77596558>ac4I already made up my mind to play AC6 as my first one. Don't know if it's the right idea, though.
>>77596812that was my first one :3 tbdesu it's not a bad pick but there's some ac elitists who hate it because it's vastly simpler compared to the other games in the series. not a bad thing necessarily but after playing the older games i can kinda see what they mean. that one's longer though, so you won't play it :3 i haven't 100%ed it but my steam says i crushed about 50 hours with it.
>so you won't play it :3I probably will, it will just take 5 years and 3 training arcs until I do.Also, it must be yellow fever season today in this thread.
>>77597108i'm just saying, it's easy to say "i'll get to that" for ages x3 if you just play ac4 (more specifically i'd probably say for answer tbdesu since that game is a lil meatier), you might like it and it wouldn't even take you that long to clear :3and maybe a bit, i felt self conscious that i repost a lot of the same alice pics since her output is kinda slow x3
>>77597207Okay, then, I'll play AC6 after I finish Pharaoh. Happy now?
>>77597335yes, good boy <3
alright got past another hard as shit ac fight, so it's bedtime :3 nighty night gamers.
>>77594161>>77594491Not 100% sure why but she does trigger my AGP sometimes.
>>77588580chucklit milk
GIWTWM
>>77599740
My e-girl recon satellites picked something good.
>>77599841more brown pls
>>77600064
>>77600100hotwife?
>>77598938Be my neeko toy then nonners!
>>77602720Letty got the ghetto princess look now
>>77600292I wish
oh hey i forgot silksong comes out today :3>>77604555IT SHOULD'VE BEEN MEEEE
>>77605017love gooning to peachjars
i slept SO fucking bad bros this day is miserable...
>>77607239can't even stay up late simping anymore>>77605341australian simp... I'm eagerly waiting that torrent :3
>>77607917a friend of mine said today so it threw me off x3and you can't spare the what, $20 they'll probably charge? :p
Pale Girls!
>>77607950Not after the whole coming in 2022 fiasco, you don't delay an almost finished game by 3 years
>>77608030it's literally three people x3
>>77604555i'm white but i DESERVE a brown hotwife
New season, and I hope it doesn't run like ass again!>>77605341I don't get the hype about that game. There are way better metroidvanias out there.
>>77608902don't worry, it runs worse! :3and are there? x3 genuinely cannot think of another (specifically modern) metroidvania that's half decent. maybe system shock 1 xd
>>77609171>Han*eAnon...
>>77608323
>>77609222whoops x3we'll be fine it's a couple posts till bump limit...
>>77609257>tfw no woman (let alone e-girl) ever has or ever will look like my caramel waifu Korra and be my lawfully wedded hotwifesigh......
>>77608122Yeah? Try delaying your work by 3 years and tell your boss it's because you're just one personIndie doesn't mean anything if you're charging me the same as the goty from 2 years ago
>>77609435i mean sure if i spent three years fixing a typo i'd probably get bitched at, but if i delayed a whole ass videogame with bosses and scripting and shit my boss will ask how'd i do it in so little time x3
>>77609723poor millionaires working by themselves, saying updating their backers on the development would take them a whole work weekcan't even say the game will come out this year and then wait until the last week to delay it for 3 more
>brand new Deffo picsThis is what I'm fighting for...
>>77610637Tummy.
>>77611048Heaven, beauty, paradise
Ugh I wish I was in that gym
>>77609406
AOT but good.
>>77613488i can appreciate mika basically never wearing anything if it's not gym wear, skimpy, or latex x3
>>77613728I wouldn't wear anything else either if I had her body.
i'm up armoring my core :3
>>77615259she bipedal on my armor til i core(m)
>>77616457you know what i appreciate the attempt :3
>>77616474i try! that's braver than most!
another ending down! 2/6 now :3 not really sure to pick the hardest one next or just some random route...>>77616511don't worry, i know x3
>>77616703>don't worry, i know x3<3 :3Do hardest second to last so the last feels like a victory lap
>>77616850not a terrible idea... though i think you only learn the totality of the story through that final hardest ending x3idk... kinda hard to pick with what's left! and it's always possible i'll work through one more ending and decide to put it down for a while, which'll make that hardest path even harder x3
i ended up deciding on the path that mirrors the one i just finished so hopefully i get more answers compared to the first two i've done :3
>>77617133i thought you were playing bang bang shooty robots not a detective game x3c
>>77617226little of both, actually!
>>77603254Awww I missed you. I know I wouldn't be able to resist if you offered me that chance.
>>77613839...Mandy.
>>77617875No reason to resist anyway nonners! I'd make it so much fun
>>77617975True. Especially once your big strong hands start groping her(my) body.Trying to act all sweet and innocent but knowing what type of fun you'd have planned, secretly wanting it.
>>77547573Holy moly shotabreaker
(whispering) i wanted to buy some new mouse skates on aliexpress since they're putting a bunch of stuff on sale but it's like fucking $11 shipping on a $12 order? what the fuck?
Need more chubby and/or thicc e-girls to jerk off too
>>77618103Cute! I'm sure I'll be groping that perfect new body of yours plenty but I doubt sweet and innocent will be necessary. I think if I want you between my legs I just have to wait 30 seconds for your curious side, or your slutty side, to get the better of you
>>77618441But I am sweet and innocent! I'm not some slut for big cocks, like the one rubbing between my butt cheeks.Fine I'll give you a hand, I mean I cause it so it's only right. Wow Nonny's big cock, gotta play it cool.
>>77618382>mouse skates> immediately imagines tiny skateboards for ratsHeh.
>>77618582i'm glad my SUFFERING is AMUSING x3i did end up finding something called "ali choice" which has free shipping but then it just kinda increases the price of the item anyway so it's "free shipping" but the cost ends up balancing out...
>>77618577>gotta play it coolNuh uh! C'mon, we both know how you want to act. I bet every glance down at your ridiculous cleavage makes you tingle
>>77618687Sorry gotta run, only came to give the thread a quick check on
>>77618659>ali choiceDoes it deliver via flying carpet, too?
>>77618812Wow what a polite anon! x3cya<3
>>77618814nah, that's only if you can confirm you're not american x3 if you're outside the us you get cheaper shipping, heartfelt birthday messages from the sellers, invitations to chinese barbecue...but if you're from the states they'll spit on your order and deliver it via carrier pigeon if you don't beg for them not to x3
>>77618894actually thank you for reminding me something i wanted to ask :3 are there any old games from like, the ps1 to the ps2 that play similar to armored core? what i mean is like, a game where you have some autistic levels of car tuning being able to replace engines and radiators and shit with a cool breakcore ost. i've gotten kinda obsessed with the aesthetics of racing but the only real racing games i've played have been like... mario kart and sonic riders back in middle school or something x3
>>77618954Tch!~ I'm not aliceposter anon! Maybe Gran Turismo? idk im not a /v/ poster dayo
>>77619082that was more a general question to the thread rather than one specific to you! and if i wanted to ask aliceposter something i'd just look in a mirror dood :3
>>77618954I don't know, outside of Gundam games, SRW, and Virtual-On, I don't play many mecha games; I mostly watch anime instead.
>>77619210It's over. GG
>>77618954crash team racing is the best racing game ever conceived but you're not ready for that talk yet
>>77619212OH WHOOPS i forgot to write "racing game" specifically :3 i already have plenty of mecha to play desu. i still gotta finish front mission 3 on top of all the ac games i haven't finished.>>77619250it was okay but not quite what i'm looking for..also i distinctly remember trying to get my friends to play it with me when we were kids but they always said it looked like value brand mario kart x3
>>77619264the game that plays itself...
>>77619264>racing gameYeah, I can't help you with that one.
>>77619281¯\_(ツ)_/¯ like i said i thought the game was aight when i was a youngin' i just could never get anyone to try it>>77619301i think your thighs and tummy would be very helpful in this matter btw just fyi in case you were curious no pressure :3
Heh funny file name
>>77619242God's perfect bimbo
>>77619396she has a habit of delivering all her photos on patreon as "untitled{.jpg | .png}" which is so fucking annoying when i'm being a brainless handhumper and saving all the pics i'm edging to x3
>>77619338yeah well, I wouldn't call them racing games, more like racing rpgs maybe, but the ps2 era need for speed games thennothing more complicated than that feels fun to play on a controller, yeah I love gear shifting and respecting the laws of physics in my video games gran turismo that's so fun
>>77619415truth nuke
>>77619442Ohhh awful. That's what happens on disc too if you paste in pictures... I used to hate people for it but with how I access my collection I paste in now too so-Also, have you considered just playing Midnight Club for a few hours and getting it out of your system? :3
>>77619451>Unlike previous Need for Speed games, which featured sports cars and exotics, Underground featured vehicles associated with the import scene. It was the first game in the series to offer a career mode that features a comprehensive storyline, and a garage mode that allowed players to fully customize their cars with a large variety of brand-name performance and visual upgrades.hmmmm... does sound about right :3 might take a look when i get tired of robots, thanks!>more like racing rpgs maybei guess that's sorta what i'm looking for, yeah x3 ace combat's another good series that kinda captures the feeling. tho of the games i've played (7 and the very first one on psx) there's not a whole lot of garage tuning if any, just a selection of planes.>>77619522>keeping your collection on discordishygddt.... x3>have you considered just playing Midnight Clubhaven't heard of this game before now so no i haven't :3 is there vehicle customization in this one too? i don't necessarily *need* to be able to spend like twenty minutes in the garage obsessing over stats, but i wouldn't say no!
>>77619561>keeping your collection on discordNoooooo! I mean posting into discord to trigger simps and such! I browse my collection through a media server web page and just copy paste images rather than click and drag from file explorer! >Midnight ClubI don't remember much about it other than going fast and stuff x3 Depending on how recent you want to go you might look into Need For Speed Heat. It's what I use to get my fix for racing and car customization when I need it.
>>77619664>I browse my collection through a media server web page and just copy paste imageskinda based actually :3 i wish i had a media server setup but i don't really have the room for it atm. hopefully in the future!>Depending on how recentbasically anything before the ps3 generation of consoles; i'm emulating a bunch of ps2 games and have just been stuck in the early 2000s lately :3
wait nevermind gang i found something!!!https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speed_Power_Gunbike
>>77620008Badass! Let us know how it is nonners. Your retro-ish gaming era sounds very comfyYou reminded me I need to try to watch Akira and sleep. Nighty simpers
>>77620180enjoy! i really liked akira but as far as cyberpunk anime movies are concerned i preferred ghost in the shell :3that being said it's time for me to fal and sleep too desu, nighty night gamers <3
>>77620239FAP* and sleep what the fuck happened there x3
Okay, I give up! I can't beat Pharaoh even on very easy. Fuck my stupid baka of a life.
>>77612361I know why you posted her and sure she's pretty, but she's simply nowhere close to my waifu
>>77537627fuckdoll needs to get fucked and suck dick>>77538166i love bitches with thicc asses>>77575845i remember i use to beat my dick to her years ago and forgot about her>>77619301fuck yesss missy le!
