Just business editionQOTT: would you become a girl if it was lucrative?Previous: >>77451334
>>77552362>QOTT: would you become a girl if it was lucrative?I mean… if no one knows my real identity…
>>77552362>QOTTDepends on the business...
>QOTTNah. Maybe for rare candies.
>>77552362>QOTTIs blackmail an option?
>>77552362>QOTT:If so, I've got an opportunity for you…
>>77552362I'd be worried that I'd eventually want to keep the body after work
>>77552362I'd become a girl for fun so yes I would become a girl if it paid. But as someone else said, it would depend on the job.
>>77552362It would certainly convince me faster, but I would do it for curiosity and fun.
>>77557399plush bun
You know if you managed to lock down Loona as Bee's mini-me, there's bound to be a few twin shenanigans...>"Sup babe!" Loona greets "you", planting one on those fox cheeks and wrapping an arm around the lava lamp>her hand glides down a hip, enjoying her luscious curves>"Hot but uh, your 'babe's' over there, hon," Bee responds, pointing to Loona's left>you were standing there the whole time, two hands on your hips and two others holding one drink each>it WAS kinda hot seeing them getting it on...>you shake your head>"Oh, SHIT!" Loona jumps, turning beet red, "son of a fu--can't you like, cut your hair different or something? Fuck me...">Bee grins, eyeing the two of you up with hungry eyes, "hey, I would... threesome?">"NO!" You growl, putting a spare arm around your furry goth gf and leading her away from the horny demon tramp, "you got your slam piece, go bug him.">"Oooh, someone's possessive~"
Me on the right. Honestly, left would be fine too now that I think about it.
>>77552362I suck dick for fries and robux.How much money I want is my business.
>>77559196Hey, at least it wasn't Vortex trying to cop a feel.
>>77552420That could be a plus...
>>77552362>QOTT:Depending on the girl, almost certainly. Would make a killing doing special effects and magic tricks.
>>77552362>QOTT: would you become a girl if it was lucrative?I'd do it if it were hemorrhaging moneyBut in all seriousness what jobs would you rather see an anthro working than a random guy?Baker? Kindergarten teacher?
Oh fugg ive turn tridimensional
>>77571980VR? Had a metaquest once but didn't really get into it
>>77572121Nope just some models someone else did
What if I were to be a bird but also a secretaryNow that would be something.
bump
>That's a nice bump
What a bumpfest!
>>77552896milk and egg producing business
>>77578402I'm afraid they don't have positions open for that right now.
>>77552362>would you become a girl if it was lucrative?If I can go back to the old me, absolutely. 5 years to stack some money and experience new things, the back to my life.
(Still around, just busy today and a good part of tomorrow)
>>77580860(No worries. I'll be around whenever you can snag some free time.)
The world always needs more pandas
>>77584752This world could use more of this edgy girl
>>77584752Nose so long its there two minutes early wherever you go.
The movies sucked but I can't help being weirdly curious about being her.
>>77585074The borzoi experience.
Gotta make more of em
>>77587495Looooong...
>>77584876I love impregnation
So I'm guessing Older guys are leaning towards transforming into younger Anthros. While younger guys are more interested into transforming into older Anthros?
>>77592465Well hey, Bee is technically as old as they get... but I understand what you're asking. Yeah I imagine age is not as glamorous as it seems once you've accumulated it.
>>77592465Fuck.. I'm getting ideas now anon...
>>77585074
>>77592668>"Does this mean you're a hag? Oh god, am *I* a hag?">"I'm 2000 years young! Besides, you should see Asmodeus' ID. He cannot be older than me and look *that* good."
>>77594444Checked and kek'd.
>"Damn it, I can't believe the genie screwed me over! My one chance to be an anthro girl and he fucked it up! I'm never gonna have full breasts like these! Never gonna feel anything plunging into this wet pussy! Even my fur is exactly the same!"
>>77552362>qottfuck I'd pay for it or sell me, getting money would be nice thoughalso why is it suddenly 2 minute for captcha?
Last image you downloaded is your new body, you guys better have good taste
>>77596819Fuck.
>>77596819Looks like the last image I downloaded was from over on one of the AI slop threads.
>>77596819Uh oh.
>>77600679Is that the bird from the pony show cosplaying Shantae?
>>77600772Yes, yes it is.
>>77601105Would
>>77596819Not anthro, but...
>>77601637She would gut-punch you for that.
>>77601720Still would
>>77601898>Anon gets KO'd by a very angry but very flustered gryphon.
>>77601936Still worth it...
>>77602082This anon gets it. And by it, I mean a knuckle sandwich from a hormonal hybrid with honking hooters. At least she'd stick around to make sure you wake up.
>>77596819That would be this one >>77584876 and I guess I've got a 50/50 on which. Maybe even a 33/33/33 if you count the baby. So what is my fate?
>>77602767>>77602082>>77601936>>77601898>>77601720>>77601637>>77601105Dorks...
>>77603356I'm not a dork I just think you're attractive is all!
>>77602767See she does care she just shows it in a different way.
>>77596819Guess it could be worse.
>>77581072(Am around and available for a few hours)
>>77606225>>77546187 >This was getting too heated. Yet...>Fuck it.>This might have been the only chance I'd get in a long time.>I could feel bad about it in the morning.Right...I think I get it. This...this isn't a joke. It's real. You're real. Of course you're real. What I mean is you've actually thought about it. No jokes, no bits.Just...you and me. Doing it.>My hand takes over and cups the underside of her snoot.....Maybe we should skip the pizza. >And my free hand guides her curious paw from my leg to my groin.
>>77607546>For what feels like the first time today, I feel just a little nervous about all this. Not nearly enough to hesitate though.It'll be there when we're done. We can take it as slow as you like, hun~>Staring deep into his eyes and trying not to swoon at his delicate touch, I let him take his sweet time in guiding my paw into place.>The sultry grin on my visor spreads and my ears perk up as I feel something warm, firm, and wonderfully male through his pants, giving it a little squeeze to see how he reacts.>This, was my proof he'd been thinking about him and me too~>Rolling my shoulders, I let the bathrobe fall away completely, bringing my snout a little closer to his face as I undo his pants, slipping my paw under his waistband once there is a little wiggle room.We might wreck your couch if we stay here... you cool with that?
>>77608407I don't think that's gonna be a problem.>Her tits pushed up against my neck. Just like they had back in the arcade. Without the extra layer of clothing, the full range of their softness was available.>I helped her free my belt and pants off so my cock could breathe easy at half-mast.>Her breath was warm. Mine too.Just so you know, 'auntie', no homo.
>>77609002>I'd deny it, but hearing him call me auntie in this context, it sparked something in computer chip brain that got my tail twitching and wagging, thumping against the couch. Not to mention my motor running in more ways than one.>Stifling a snort of laughter, I let go of his midsection and lift his chin, angling his head back into a set of freshly bathed protogen pillows so my visor can bump against his lips in a facsimile of a kiss, unconcerned with how it'll get marked or fogged up, much less how 'gay' this all is.>Frustratingly, whatever system made eating possible didn't have as easy with kissing.I'll be your gay ass 'Auntie' any day of the week, don't you fret. And I'm pretty confident there's only one dick in this equation sooo~...>Something I'd said or done must've been right because his dick twitched in my paw, which was my cue to step things up a little.>New body or not, working a dick is familiar work, and whatever reservations might in the back of his mind, his shaft certainly doesn't pick up on. Two fingers and a thumb are all it takes to make a tight, if slightly hairy hole to help me work him to full mast.Got a preference for your first time? You never struck me as an ass man, but I know you've been looking~.>I didn't know, I just assumed, and the blush on his face was more than telling
>>77609701Nnnf...I'll take everything. But I had a feeling you were hoping for that.>There was a shy attempt at kissing. Snout bouncing off a mouth like two boat fores in the water. Trying a different angle with just barely managed brushes had us tickle tongues. Her silicon one was unsurprisingly slick.>To deftly slip out of her clutches now would deny me a raunchy handjob but if she was willing to go all the way...>I had already turned round in her lap with my rod pointing at her entrance.I'll try to be gentle. You ready.
>>77604588Cute!
>>77609982>Slurping my sinuous silicone tongue back into the slit it had slipped out from, I grin cockily at my friend, leaning on the couch and spreading my legs wide. He was right, I was hoping he'd get a little greedy, but his instincts probably weren't wrong about being gentle.Sure. But I'm not made of glass. I wanna see you take this body for a ride~>It's a little embarrassing, feeling just how hot and slick I am as his dick bumps against my groin. He doesn't leave me much chance mope though, shyly smudging my visor some more with his lips.>Slipping him a little tongue for his troubles, I find myself feeling a little envious of non-synth gals with their pillowy lips...>I hadn't had a chance to inspect it myself, but the snug black silicone interior of my pussy might as well have been ripped straight from a sex toy, or perhaps the basis of one.>Feeling him grip my hips and pull away, there is a flicker of confusion before his cock presses in, leaving me to melt against the couch in unfamiliar bliss as he lights up my CPU like a Christmas tree.MMMMmmmm, yeeaaahhh~>My tongue slides back out completely, falling across my chest(Sorry, may be busy for a minute)
TFing your misogynist friend to see what he'll do...
>>77611362Probably stay an insufferably shitty person.Why were you friends with him anyway?
>>77611362>>77611467>when you only act like a jerk hoping someone would do something like that to you>'everything is coming up Milhouse'
>>77592465How young is two young?
>>77611362Jokes on you, I already hate myself
>>77611467But he's supposed to go through comedic mischief followed by realizing being an anthro girl is harder than it looks and then gain a new understanding that makes him a better person! ... or you can listen to her yap about how much women suck and lamenting his female brains and tits, that would be funnier.
>>77613298>you can listen to her yap about how much women suck and lamenting his female brains and tits, that would be funnier."Idk bro, you sound and act exactly the same as before"
>>77596819Well thats some bad timing....
>>77613564Relax, at least you won't remember what you lost
>>77611286(No issues there, but I'm totally fucking wigging out this evening. I'll squeeze out one more.)>The moment my cock slides in it feels like someone made extra effort for the best fitting pussy ever.>It helped that she was already getting in the mood.Damn...not even a hint of drag. You already feel pretty amazing. >A simple start with a gentle rhythm gets us going as I thrust in and out.>The synth lady's purring and sultry moans led me on the right path.Mmf...guess your cunt needs to be broken in. Promise I won't go too..unf...hard.>To seal the deal and get this horny show on the road, I squeezed her left tit.Though I gotta..hanh..admit...you're way too eager for this.
>>77613588Wh..what I lost? Wh..what do you mean..ungh...
>>77613515>"I'm telling you I'm getting dumber and dumber by the second!">"You were pretty dumb to begin with.">"I'm not kidding, it's making me... hormonal or some shit.">"Woman moment.">"Fuck you!">"I wouldn't say no..."
>>77613645That depends. What's the earliest thing you remember?>>77613684>whoa calm down, you're acting crazy and irrational >so the same as you always are>"seriously, fuck you">dangerous words for an angry hot girl in fucking distance
>>77613684>She says while actively fingering herself stupid
>>77613564looks great to me, where do I sign up?
I'm already a neet so
>>77613803I..I was a guy I think...m..member being taller...
>>77596819Fuck, time to avoid walking down any roads during the night.
>>77615260Or getting stuck in fences.
There, gave my new body a makeover, now to go breed like a bunny
>>77592994I wanna be a big, cuddly milf so bad...
>>77617348How many bunnies do you plan on making?
10times pregnant before the perception filter wears off and "he" realizes maybe he's not just kinda gay
>>77620478Anthro girl saying no homo, while her belly swells larger with the litter i put into her...
>>77620478>times pregnant before the perception filter wears off and "he" realizes maybe he's not just kinda gayI wonder what goes thorough his mind as he gives birth.
>>77620896"No homo, bro.""You are literally pregnant with my child.""Yeah but not like in a gay way, bro!"And yeah "he" is technically correct...
>>77613945Those are some nice tits and fuzzy buns for a rabbit who thinks she was a guy. Can you remember when that changed? What do you do now?
>mfw may or may not have had a dream about swapping bodies with Fang.
>>77626920Details, details!
>>77628267I don't remember much other than>My house was set up as hostel/lodge.>I was bunked up in the room just across from my own.>Buncha people there too.>Turns out Fang was in my room for some reason.>Go to sleep.>Dreamwithinadream.png>Me in a really shitty Fang mascot costume>Wake up from second dream>For some reason I was somehow in Fang's body (complete with PJs) and I had been sleeping for 10 years.>Fang in my body apparently had started a family in that time and had come knocking on my door to see if I was alright.And that was the end.I think a seafront may have also been involved but I can't remember.