Fat Daddy Babecock EditionA thread for weeby eternal virgins, pussyfree losers, and those who have no hopes of ever fucking real women! If you've given up on ever getting pussy or just prefer being a porn-addicted hand-fucker from now on then this is the thread for you!>More material:https://hgoon.booru.org/https://censored.booru.org/>Resources:https://rentry.org/pfg>Previous:https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/77511200
>>77565413Fat guy posting is at a all time high It is make me want to become like picrel or just quit porn
Anyone else's cock make an actual squirting sound when they cum?
>>77565718Be the girl!
>>77565752Only when im caged and it has to squirt out of my foreskin.
>>77565802I'm cut and uncaged but it makes a genuine hentai squirt/squish sound and I love it.
>>77565892Sounds really hot.
>>77565718Maybe you should become that pic.
>>77565752Very rarely. Usually after a long period of edging.
Do you all ever think, god I want to get drunk and have my hole expanded by dildos
>>77566539This but skip the dildos and move straight on to stranger nonnycock, don't forget they're also like force feeding me joints and shots all night~
>>77566924Hotttt I need that
Give in to your darkest fantasy. Nothing matters but porn. Reject life embrace sin.
>>77567029I can’t afford to do it sadly
Did you know that small penises are the best and cutest kind you can have? Especially if it belongs to a virgin nonny?
>>77567029i havent cummed in four days you cant say those things to me, im too weak <3
>>77568366Really? Now I wish I had a 1inch at most penis instead of my big one
>>77568731Obviously! Just imagine how much fun it would be to help some cute nonny out making him squirm just by using a finger or two and barely even moving them. Or listening to his adorable moans and whimpers as you take it all easily in your mouth~
>>77568366Are they still cute if they're hairy?
>>77569038Of course they are small dicks are always cute no matter what
>>77568845I meant I wish I had a 1 inch cock on me
>Dude, what do you mean you never kissed? WTF! Plant you lips in there right now!
>>77570698Please let me
>>77570698I need to make out with that hole
>>77566539More like god I want to get drunk and have my hole expanded by dubiously consensual sex. Like the kind you can only have when his roommates are out of town.
>>77571294That sounds so hot, wanna do it
>>77568366We need to talk!I'm a fat, hairy virgin Anon with a small cock.
>>77565776We need more of these!
thank you all for being such perverts in these threads...i've never posted before but whenever I need to cum quickly I just scroll in bed while rubbing my clit through my panties while watching you all be shameless dick obsessed perverts. been doing this for over a year now, and i realized that i'm even lower than a hand-fucker.
love pussy free losers, esp if youre autistic with silly kinks
i relapsed on cbt again, went like 2 weeks without then last night i got super horny and i plapped my balls sooo much and i came SO hard it was amazing. i love how tender n sore they feel atm its making me wanna plap more >.<
>>77574702Okay but what do you think of the completley straight losers who cry because they'll never get pussy?
>>77574891check and check
>>77575326this is the type of thing that will keep you limp when you get the chance to have sex in person
>>77575342well i mean it's not like i'm obsessed with being regressed into a primitive animal state and hoot and ook to myself when i'm deep in a gooning haze and oh fug
>>77565776Got more like these?
>>77565413>>77565776I want to suck their cocks.
>>77574321>>77575947Here's one I posted last thread
>>77574909If it feels so good why would you go a whole 2 weeks without abusing your cherries nonny? If it's about ruining your fertility just don't be one of those cuties using meat tenderizers on them
I always loved trans women, BBC focused videos and babecok, but never really went for actual man on man porn. I wonder if I can turn myself from being semi-straight and bi-courius to gay only.
>>77566539there's been a couple times where i've legitimately ahegao'd irl and they both involved weed and an anal vibrator>>77578091start with femboys and work your way upi wouldn't call myself strictly gay but being into guys is pretty awesome, i recommend
>>77576796Imagine making him fatter
Sniffing my armpits while I goon~
>tfw I'm in OPHow embarrassing...
>>77578340>Making him harder, better, fatter, and stronger every day as his pathetic servant fucktoy while he teases you about the fact he weighs 3 times as much as when he was a woman
>>77578833He would enjoy making you wear his old girl clothing while you serve him.
>>77578879I think he'd enjoy both you AND him crossdressing with his old wardrobe
>>77579137It would be hot seeing him trying to squeeze into his old panties and dresses as they barely wrap around his fat legs and belly while they fit like a glove on you.
>>77565776>>77576796>>77578833Stop! Just because I'm insecure with a girl like that doesn't mean I want her to be a man!
>>77579169>you come out into room looking like a passable femboy>he's torn through several bras, leggings, and lingerie accessories, all lying inauspiciously around him on the floor and the outfit he's managed to fit on himself is clinging onto his frame for dear life>his makeup game is still IMMACULATE though >>77579208Sorry anon, I dont make the rules
>>77579340The sight of you gets him aroused, his cock poking up against his belly as he walks up to kiss you
>>77577749ur right anon i get super excited while plapping i swear my orgasms feel like nothing unless my balls are being plapped, i never wanna stop again!!i plapped SUPER hard last night i really wanted to make sure i make up for all the lost time and i was so sore when i woke up </3
So called straight anons when a lazy hairy fat bastard needs to unload week old nut slop but ran out of tissues
>>77580531No way! I'm not giving my ass for free to a fat bastard just because he is pent up.
>>77580531Evidently many "straight" anons would get railed by an ugly bastard if he used to be a hot girl
>>77580650Anon finally gets lucky and is about to have sex, the girl suddenly transforms into a fat stud with a meaty ass but acts like nothing changed
>>77581747Still would desu
>>77574966never seen them in here honestly. i used to be "straight" and get pussy all the time a long time ago but realized i was meant to be a submissive cumdump instead. i miss it every now and then and have accepted i'll probably never fuck a woman again, but then i remember how much better it feels to be the one getting fucked, especially now that i have huge tits to get abused
>>77578833What would the name even be for this kink? Because I suddenly need as much as I can get...
>>77583218It's just FTM but the girl is really into becoming a stud.
>>77568366Getting rejected by my crush for having a tiny dick was the catalyst for me becoming pussyfree
>>77583649Story?
>>77583218With this sudden rise in hairy fat guy posting i may have a chance. Something beyond the weekend thread
>>77583697Was friends with this girl who used to hang out with my friend group for years. One summer we borrowed a RV and went camping, awkwardly told her I liked her and she told me she didn't have feelings for me but wouldn't mind sleeping together. Next morning we stayed back while everyone else went out and got straight to sex. When we were both naked she noticed how small my boner was and I told her it'd get bigger after some foreplay. 10 minutes of foreplay later it didn't get bigger and when she tried to get on top of me she told me she barely felt it. After a few minutes of thrusting she got off of me and was to annoyed to keep going. I was so embarrassed I never made a move on any woman since.
>>77584079That's brutal... did she try to comfort you after that?
>>77583218Ftm basically Maybe masculinization applies as well
>>77584299>did she try to comfort you after that?No. I theorised she later slept with one of my friends afterwards because she suddenly got very buddy-buddy with one of the guys towards the end of the trip and he wanted her to stay by his side whenever we did stuff like hiking. It wasn't till years later someone told me she sleeps around.
>>77584424So she just got up from your penis and dressed back without saying a word? And then she pretended it never happened?>Other guyYeah, that's what usually happens and that behavior is a clear result of sex.
>>77584561She got dressed but she chewed me out for not telling her about my size problem. I never really noticed how small it was until that moment. I thought it was a alright size, not huge like in porn but good enough to get a girl off. Now I'm hyper aware of how small it is.>And then she pretended it never happened?Yes. Thankfully she never told anyone else about it but it's pretty clear she wasn't happy about the experience. I'm the only guy she never calls big boy when she flirts or jokes with the guys.>Yeah, that's what usually happens and that behavior is a clear result of sex.Funny cause she later started dating another one of the guys and the first guy was salty about it for months.
>>77584742How big are you? >she chewed me out for not telling her about my size problemNo one can recover from that. At least she didn't insult you...>I'm the only guy she never calls big boy when she flirts or jokes with the guys.Kek. At least she keeps it a secret. And she doesn't bring it up to harm you either. She is not a terrible person.>Funny cause she later started dating another one of the guys and the first guy was salty about it for months.Did she really fuck all your friend group? Kek, what a "liberal woman". Nobody wins with her. Maybe you'll get another chance in some years.
>>77570698I wish i had the patience to work up to ruining my hole like that
>>77584937>How big are you? Last I measured I was 3 inches hard. Sometimes when I'm really, really horny and gooned up I can get to around 3.3 inches but nothing further than that.>No one can recover from that. At least she didn't insult you...>Kek. At least she keeps it a secret. And she doesn't bring it up to harm you either. She is not a terrible person.Yeah she's still a nice person all said and done, and she has teased me sexually a few times on my birthday or Christmas.>Did she really fuck all your friend group?All the guys at least, I don't know if she likes girls too. She's been with me, the other two guys, and she gave the 4th guy told us she gave him a blowjob at a party once. That guy talks up a lot of shit but that's the one time I'd actually believe his stories.>Maybe you'll get another chance in some years.Hopefully, but unlikely.
>>77566924want a miku anon like this
>>77580531rimming that ass before putting my throbbing cock inside
>>77585219Not the Anon you're talking to, but I'm sorry that happened to you, small cocks deserve love too.I mean sure she teases you but imagine if the roles were swapped, if you told her, her tits were too small or something, very lame of her.
>>77585426> but I'm sorry that happened to you, small cocks deserve love too.Thanks anon. I come to terms with my size problem. It might not be getting any pussy but it still shoots loads no problem.
Oops! Just spent twenty hours gooning! I would STILL be gooning if it weren't for my AI chatbot crashing, probably because of the load that I singlehandedly inflicted upon the servers by gooning. Whoops!
>>77586823Baaased I used to do thisAlways leaving my bed a sponge of sweat when I finish
>>77587000>>77586823Goonstuds are so sexy...
>>77587000Pretty much sums up my session during summer.sweat on my backrest and bed. Fan on full blast to my crotch while I'm spread eagle, so many hours past bedtime smelling my own crotch and cum jerking off to goodness knows what.
>>77588903so plump and sexy
>>77579425In that case if you feel nothing unless you beat your balls into a big messy plapgasm maybe you should only do that. And it looks like you did a good job making up for lost time considering how badly they ached when you woke up, but of course that shouldn't stop you from abusing them some more tonight right nonny <3
Ded
>>77578396That's such a good body... name or handle?
>>77568366You just described my penis
>>77568366>>77569038>>77569242>>77572840>>77583649>>77591128Any of you wanna chat, discord?