General for discussion of Human Domestication Guide & related fiction. Advanced negotiation techiques edition>What is HDG?HDG is a collective kink writing project about the Affini (an advanced precursor civilization from outer space), who aggressively care for every other species in the universe. They have finally turned their glittery eyes on future grimderp hypercapitalist nightmare humanity. Using their natural charisma and various classes of Xenodrugs, they aim to make Florets (d̶o̶c̶i̶l̶e̶,̶ ̶d̶r̶u̶g̶ ̶a̶d̶d̶l̶e̶d̶ ̶p̶e̶t̶s̶ loved and cared for individuals) of us all! But don't worry, they only have everyone's best interests at heart, even if their methods aren't even remotely consensual~>Where can I read it?Read the original story here https://readonlymind.com/@GlitchyRobo/HumanDomesticationGuide/or check other stories on ROM https://readonlymind.com/search/?q=%23Human_Domestication_Guideor Ao3 https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Human%20Domestication%20Guide%20-%20GlitchyRobo/worksor the wiki: https://humandomestication.guide/thread bogged down in wardship hearings:https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/77504632
first for slept in :(
Second for using Class-Gs to transition the other way.
>>77601743Whys that a :( moment, nona?Are you missing appointments? Shirking responsibilitys?Sleeping in sounds good to me
where did everybody go
>>77602925We spaced em
>>77602925it's the middle of the week + the semester just started :p
>>77601143Never noticed the thump under the table
flort gets burger illness from too much burger
pervfinni who makes her slim floret gain 20lbs so she can have more to grope
>>77603335I had that yesterday. Spicy jalapeno nacho burgers, home made.
affincel
>>77602925Threads always been quiet round this time cuzIts like 10 AM on a wednesday
throwing a beeple like a football hitting that perfect spiral
>>77604216daddyfini who makes you play beeple football
I would actually rather die than become a floret. In some cases you’d just die anyway when your mind is erased. I bet there are a lot of suicides whether the affini are about to take over a world.
kuddly khetari klub
How does it make other independents feel when they see someone get florted right next to them... it's been happening concerningly often lately and I'm starting to wonder if the affini are doing it on purpose.>go to the park>tree turns out to be affini; immediately entrances independent that was trying to climb her>out on the train>independent sitting next to me is declared "too cute to be independent" and is dragged away with a vine wrapped around her neck>at the cafe>person at the next table over clearly got slipped xenomemetic treats and eagerly agrees when it is suggested that she could become a pet if she wanted more>out at the vending machine>(admittedly this one was obviously a seed) person getting flustered and unable to speak when asked to confirm they are a good girl; class E'd when they insist that they can't be a good girl and told to wait for an affini helper.>walk past the local J-cafe >affini immediately makes a beeline for the door when another independent enters; turns to wink at me as she walks inside.
>>77605270I dont think there would, actualy. Looking at history, people generaly dont actualy kill themselves, even when opponents they see as the embodyment of evil invade, or slave raiders show up, ect. Add to that the lack of information among even conscripts in the military - knowing little more then that an enemy is invading and that they might eat people and send them to the mines - the average civie is taken mostly by suprise when the big ship drops into orbit and the landing begin, having never even heard the word "floret".There's probably going to be SOME attempts, but very very few successes. Even those likely will be made into brain scan beepers.>In some cases you’d just die anyway when your mind is erasedWe can argue all day about what is or isnt "muh personality death", thats valid enough, but there are pretty much zero "mind ereasures", thats a gross mischaracterization.
>>77603376mistress knows best!
abominable lovecraftian horrorfini (incredibly soft firstbloom who watches cute floret videos all day)
squeaky chew toy full of class-A like those catnip toys
>>77605566Are you on a ship? If you're planetside, it's probably just coincidence and the usual flirtation. If you're on a ship, yes, it's entirely coordinated.
getting domesticated for watching liveleak free terran floret execution videos
Hi hdgg!This isn't really HDG-related... but I wanted to share with people, and this is the most subbrained anonymous place I hang out in.God. I know I'm a sub, and I've known for ages and ages. But every now and then, I get a reminder, and something I didn't think much about sends me into the headspace HARD. I put on an audio roleplay for bedtime, as I usually do. Usually it's just some nice noise to fall asleep to, no big reactions on my part. But yesterday's sent me into such a good subspace, full-on belly feelings and everything. And I just lie there and KNOW, more than usual, that being a sub is right for you.It's embarrassing to feel that way over silly audio RPs for fags, and a bit embarrassing to feel that way at all. But MAN. I'm cooked, I tell you.
>>77609317you are so cooked
>>77607604I fucking knew it.>>77607065I have a bit of a chewing habit, so actually a durable chew toy would be great, especially with some mild Class Es in it. I wouldn't want something that squeaks though
floret who doesn't understand why their affini loves them and gets upset when shown any kind of affection
Mistress wouldn’t want me to kill myself…Mistress wouldn’t want me to kill myself…
>>77613210Nah fuck it Im fast traveling to the universal ascension.
>>77614020Dont become a statistic nona
>>77614061Decision has already been made.
>>77612293That's like every TCN rescue for at least the first week. Unless they get an implant before that.
>>77614156yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>77614156I dont think you'd be here chatting to us about it if it was nona. There is no life after death. Theres no heaven, or hell, or eternity with a big plant. Theres just nothing.Do something with your life, a better world is possible.
>>77614333>Theres no ... eternity with a big plantyes there is you fucker
>>77614333You know what? Youre right. Im in hell and I dont want to be here anymore. Ill do it.Have a nice life, nona.
maybe this is in poor taste
>nona actually an heros>some 40something year old detective has to learn what the human domestication guide is
flort...................
flortnite
>>77617464https://archiveofourown.org/works/55859743
blep
>>77617762This is the only canon and everything else is fanon
ideal gf>13 feet tall>green>legally owns me
Floret trading card game that's horrendously unbalanced because pretty much any Affini can submit their flort and there's basically no limitations on what abilities they can write up for them. Multiple attempts have been made to balance the game, but are always met with extreme backlash by the fans.
