first for slept in :(

Second for using Class-Gs to transition the other way.

>>77601743
Whys that a :( moment, nona?
Are you missing appointments? Shirking responsibilitys?
Sleeping in sounds good to me

where did everybody go

>>77602925
We spaced em

>>77602925
it's the middle of the week + the semester just started :p

>>77601143
Never noticed the thump under the table

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flort gets burger illness from too much burger

pervfinni who makes her slim floret gain 20lbs so she can have more to grope

>>77603335
I had that yesterday. Spicy jalapeno nacho burgers, home made.

affincel

>>77602925
Threads always been quiet round this time cuz
Its like 10 AM on a wednesday

throwing a beeple like a football
hitting that perfect spiral

>>77604216
daddyfini who makes you play beeple football

I would actually rather die than become a floret. In some cases you’d just die anyway when your mind is erased. I bet there are a lot of suicides whether the affini are about to take over a world.

kuddly khetari klub

How does it make other independents feel when they see someone get florted right next to them... it's been happening concerningly often lately and I'm starting to wonder if the affini are doing it on purpose.

>go to the park
>tree turns out to be affini; immediately entrances independent that was trying to climb her
>out on the train
>independent sitting next to me is declared "too cute to be independent" and is dragged away with a vine wrapped around her neck
>at the cafe
>person at the next table over clearly got slipped xenomemetic treats and eagerly agrees when it is suggested that she could become a pet if she wanted more
>out at the vending machine
>(admittedly this one was obviously a seed) person getting flustered and unable to speak when asked to confirm they are a good girl; class E'd when they insist that they can't be a good girl and told to wait for an affini helper.
>walk past the local J-cafe
>affini immediately makes a beeline for the door when another independent enters; turns to wink at me as she walks inside.

>>77605270
I dont think there would, actualy. Looking at history, people generaly dont actualy kill themselves, even when opponents they see as the embodyment of evil invade, or slave raiders show up, ect.
Add to that the lack of information among even conscripts in the military - knowing little more then that an enemy is invading and that they might eat people and send them to the mines - the average civie is taken mostly by suprise when the big ship drops into orbit and the landing begin, having never even heard the word "floret".

There's probably going to be SOME attempts, but very very few successes. Even those likely will be made into brain scan beepers.

>In some cases you’d just die anyway when your mind is erased
We can argue all day about what is or isnt "muh personality death", thats valid enough, but there are pretty much zero "mind ereasures", thats a gross mischaracterization.

>>77603376
mistress knows best!

abominable lovecraftian horrorfini (incredibly soft firstbloom who watches cute floret videos all day)

squeaky chew toy full of class-A like those catnip toys

>>77605566
Are you on a ship? If you're planetside, it's probably just coincidence and the usual flirtation. If you're on a ship, yes, it's entirely coordinated.

getting domesticated for watching liveleak free terran floret execution videos

Hi hdgg!
This isn't really HDG-related... but I wanted to share with people, and this is the most subbrained anonymous place I hang out in.
God.
I know I'm a sub, and I've known for ages and ages. But every now and then, I get a reminder, and something I didn't think much about sends me into the headspace HARD.
I put on an audio roleplay for bedtime, as I usually do. Usually it's just some nice noise to fall asleep to, no big reactions on my part. But yesterday's sent me into such a good subspace, full-on belly feelings and everything. And I just lie there and KNOW, more than usual, that being a sub is right for you.
It's embarrassing to feel that way over silly audio RPs for fags, and a bit embarrassing to feel that way at all. But MAN. I'm cooked, I tell you.

>>77609317
you are so cooked

>>77607604
I fucking knew it.

>>77607065
I have a bit of a chewing habit, so actually a durable chew toy would be great, especially with some mild Class Es in it. I wouldn't want something that squeaks though

floret who doesn't understand why their affini loves them and gets upset when shown any kind of affection

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Mistress wouldn’t want me to kill myself…
Mistress wouldn’t want me to kill myself…

>>77613210
Nah fuck it Im fast traveling to the universal ascension.

>>77614020
Dont become a statistic nona

>>77614061
Decision has already been made.

>>77612293
That's like every TCN rescue for at least the first week. Unless they get an implant before that.

>>77614156
yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>77614156
I dont think you'd be here chatting to us about it if it was nona.
There is no life after death. Theres no heaven, or hell, or eternity with a big plant. Theres just nothing.
Do something with your life, a better world is possible.

>>77614333
>Theres no ... eternity with a big plant
yes there is you fucker

>>77614333
You know what? Youre right. Im in hell and I dont want to be here anymore. Ill do it.
Have a nice life, nona.

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maybe this is in poor taste

>nona actually an heros
>some 40something year old detective has to learn what the human domestication guide is

flort...................

flortnite

>>77617464
https://archiveofourown.org/works/55859743

blep

>>77617762
This is the only canon and everything else is fanon

ideal gf
>13 feet tall
>green
>legally owns me

Floret trading card game that's horrendously unbalanced because pretty much any Affini can submit their flort and there's basically no limitations on what abilities they can write up for them. Multiple attempts have been made to balance the game, but are always met with extreme backlash by the fans.

>>77623078
is she nice to you?

>>77623134
affini doing dubious graft experiments on their floret so as to grant them a buff in the floret tcg

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>>77624997
'yo guys my floret is gonna be soooo meta'

affini who secretly hates her floret and is just waiting a few centuries so she can get a better one

>>77626470
yep, that's who i'll get! ^^;
...i hope she gets someone better than me :)

>>77626470
tsundere affini who secretly loves her floret and puts them in a beeper chassis when they get old so she can love them forever and ever

>>77626470
considering it would be trivial to Class-B the floret and put them up for another Affini to take, this seems like either a very dumb or a very tsundere affini.
"i hate my cat so much that i'm going to provide them with a long and happy life so i can get another one."

little sprout consciousness piloting a fusion powered terminator chassis

>>77626882
ratty looking stuffed bunny clutched in an excavator claw that looks like it's used to disembowel elephants

>>77626882
>"play toys with me!!"

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>>77626882
>"don't be scared, petal! blossom over there just wants to say hi!"

Computer virus that littlesproutifies your ship AI/mech copilot AI in the middle of active combat

>>77627355
'finni didn't bother swapping out the horrifying raspy deep voice modulator

Pranking affini who pet you by laying down and taking a nap right in their lap so they can't leave!

>>77629759
haha that was an epic prank man!! i woke up somewhere i didn't go to sleep and she won't let me leave

I lost russian roulette 7 times in a row last night. Guess something really does want me here.

>>77629961
larp

>>77630001
fuck you

:(

>>77629800
Skill issue :^)

gaggle of florets with echolalia stood in a circle repeating "bap!" at one another (chain reaction)

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>>77631747
awawawa

i wanna be dependent and need for my owner
the idea of actual dumbing down is scary (if still hot), not sure if its something i'd be able to agree to freely, probbably not
but like
"please feed me! Please clothe me, brush me and clean me! I cant do it on my own, its so much effort and hassle, its so scary! You're comming with, right? Dont leave me alone!"

>>77632273
>You get stuck in a wardship with a younger Affini who doesn't quite "get" what a wardship is supposed to be
>She treats you like a toddler, feeding you, bathing you, dressing you, brushing your teeth, making you hold her vine everywhere you go so that you don't wander off, stuff like that
>After a week, you're both called into the BXWC
>Your caseworker apologizes and says they're going to find you a more experienced warden
>You're screaming internally because you've already become hopelessly addicted to being treated like that, but you don't want to admit it out of fear that they'll just slam an implant into your neck right then and there

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>>77632047
giwtwm

>>77632746
Wao
Need...

>you've already become hopelessly addicted to being treated like that, but you don't want to admit it out of fear that they'll just slam an implant into your neck right then and there
Classic HDG material right there. "Wao i love this plant, but thats fucked up!" :)

>>77632047
awawawawa!! :D
also cute picrel...
>>77632798
ALSO cute picrel!!
>>77632746
aw, that's adorable! maybe they'll be able to make some kind of arrangement? :)

It was bad enough when characters started bubbling up in my head, but now I'm getting SCENES! With DIALOGUE! You bastards are going to make me do the word thing with the writing and shit sooner or later, and I bet none of you are even sorry. What do you have to say for yourselves?

>>77633553
Please mommy more?

>>77633553
tell us tell us tell us

they're doing a little sprout focused writing event on the official discord
im going to die. its going to kill me

>>77634555
Yea... I had to leave the Disc out of sheer disgust thanks to that event...

>>77632746
poor little indie stuck in a hab with a plant who won't brush their hair or help them in the bath or give them their bottle at dinnertime or tuck them into bed... i give them two days until they break and ask for mommy back <3

>>77634664
it's pretty contained in its own wuarantine channel isnt it

>>77634849
Yes but still a reminder that the general populace of that server are pretty gross. I knew I was on the path to getting banned anyways, so I just self eliminated.

Getting to teach age-regressed little sprouts about death again, yay! Everyone you know will disappear someday and you will, too!

>>77635334
Purposefully retraumatizing little sprouts because untraumatized normies are boring as shit anyways.

floret who got stung by a bee

>>77635334
ok but we could just digitize everyone instead

>>77635367
literally
>>77635378
no need to tell them that

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>>77635374
She will pay

need class-D therapy

>>77636533
Same honestly
Not being able to lie - including to your self - seems like it'd be crazy good, espechaly with a competent psych also there. Just resolve all the contradictions, and repressed and hidden things about yourself, REALY sort yourself out and know and accept who and what you are.

>>77636533
affini who stops loving me one she finds out [redacted]

>>77634892
Why're you still here if littles disgust you?
Serious question - we do plenty of that here and its a CGl coded setting, even if its often "subtle" about it, half the posting here is "plommy" this or "mama" that.

>>77637040
Because here I can filter it out, duh. Kills most of the thread for me but at least I can see high quality stuff that pops up now and then.
Sorry but CGL isnt always about age regression. Womp womp. Little sprouts get fucked

>>77637245
but-- but the l in cgl stands for "little", anon

>>77601143
Touching an affinis little sprout on a park bench because the little thing thought it could escape and sharing a knowing glance when her affini arrives to whisk her away

do affini cry

>>77637283
Yes, but not for age regressor.
And honestly I dont give a fuck about about semantics here. There is a tangible difference between stories that focus in one age regression and mommy kink and stories that dont.

>>77637499
I don't think they have the biology for it. They can definitely get sad, it's just more wilting/shedding leaves than crying.

>>77637499
If the story calls for it, yes. There's enough variation in affini biology that they could do something close enough, or have a graft to simulate it.

>>77637559
the weeds don't want you to know this but you can make them physically fall apart by looking sad in their general vicinity
revolt against the modern world

>>77638993
This is a dangerous game to play, friend.

>>77637507
Class Y drugs are a thing anon. Its on the wiki.

Pestering prim and proper serious-fini by climbing up their back while they're busy!

>>77639852
They werent for a very long time.
I seriously hate this community's evolution into ageplay bullshit. I stick around almost because I dont know how to separate, but man do I know it is so fucking unhealthy for me.

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>>77640179
Every time someone talks like you, they turn up in diapers 3 years later. Leave now or start accepting that youd melt the second someone called you their precious little girl. :)

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Nona after they have their little awakening.

>>77640179
I feel similarly, ageplay is a massive turnoff and it's annoying how many stories end up going into it
but it's not so big a deal that I'd just stop engaging with hdg entirely over it. Most hdg still doesn't have ageplay.

>>77640796
Yes, but the inclusion of Class Ys and the current community event are signs. Hell, look at the evolution of this gen over time. HDG is trending heavy towards ageplayers and its very disheartening.

There's a ton of stuff in HDG that just isn't my kink. If the story is otherwise good I just skim by it. I'm not going to begrudge folks for playing in the park that was built for them as I jog through it.

baap

attack of the killer floret

I agree I think the community has become too littles focused.

>But HDG is described as CGL with the serial numbers filed off
And they're well enough filed off for me to enjoy the story as a whole. I like being put in a high chair or being treated like you're retarded, but I diapers and speech regression and needing to be fed and shit is weird and gross.

>>77644905
ok the 'needing to be fed' has been part of it since day 1 you revisionist

>>77644905
This fucking this
>just let go, petal, the world is too scary and hard for you. Let me handle everything
Fucking awesome and based
>Aw does little baby want her mommy? Hers a coloring book and a tit to suck milk out of
Fucking gross and unnecessary.
I wouldnt be so buggered if I didnt keep running into it completely unmarked or having discussion spaces trend towards it. Its the same reason Im sick of diaperfags in tranny spaces. Like, omg, sure, live you life however you want, but can we please stop infesting every space thats supposed to be remotely comforting with people who literally miss shitting their pants for some reason? Fuck

I do have to say that diaperfaggery is uncomfy and gross to me, despite being into little stuff like mommys and mindkess coloring books. I'd even hesitantly identify as a little, even if im still verry internaly conflicted about that beinc 'wrong' somehow... but uhh yea i realy dont get the diapers shit. Being childish and innocent is sweet and comforting... but uh yea man shitting my pants is NOT part of the things i yearn for and miss. The conection is obvious i guess, cause babys wear diapers, but but man wtf right? Like, you have to kinda be into scat to realy get into that, no? Its a sickly sweet comforting fantasy for me, and having shit smeared all over my ass is not a part of it.

Where the hell are you guys getting this complaint from? No one talks about diapers in here. Making up shit (literally) to get mad at

>>77646287
Lmao god damnit carlos

This came about because someone mentioned the hdgcord having a little sprout writing context and an anon or a few used that as a hangup to get assmad about how they hate agere and just "mommy"/little stuff in general and bully littles. Diapers got a decent response i guess cause despite many people including some littles agree that shits gross, yet is *sonewhat* common in little/agere stuff.
For instance, i rember getting recomended sweet as cocoa when i was exploring little esque stuff... and having to only skim quite a bit of it cause it had uncomfy to me diaper stuff.

But yea, its not like its a huge thing, here espechaly.
But "little" stuff and adjecent in general IS quite common here and in hdg though. It didnt come up nearly as much a year ago. So while im not happy about being mean about it, its under standable that people that like a more pet-stuff / dom dub / M/s / horror-y side of the fandom ... and DISLIKE the little stuff... would get upset

the affini learning about the concept of hell and deciding unanimously that all terrans must be domesticated for their own good

>>77644958
>just let go, petal, the world is too scary and hard for you. Let me handle everything
whhh,..,

>>77644905
diapers are gross
needing to be fed is fine, I never even thought of that as an age regression thing
I love class-W stuff but that's really more of a petplay thing for me
like obviously there's a lot of overlap between petplay and ageplay but for me I like hdg because of collars and mind control and stuff.
and I know glitchyrobo said
>something something CGL numbers filed
but I never really felt that from the original story. Like we don't put collars on children or have legal ownership of them like a pet or a slave. A child becomes an adult but a floret never becomes an affini.
and honestly not trying to be too critical of ageplay people, but it kinda feels like you have to be abused to read hdg and think "oh yeah this is what being a kid is like"

>>77648155
This is kinda exactly my point. I had a very abusive childhood, so maybe I dont have a leg to stand on, but when I observe healthy parent-child relationship there is not and shouldnt be any sense of ownership. Parenthood is at its core a mentorship type relationship. The goal is to grow the child into a competent adult. That is not represented in HDG.

>>77648314
just my own two cents, can't say everyone feels the same, but i don't think people into explicit md/lb/lg stuff are trying to actually relive childhood - like the growth from child into adult and everything that comes with that. the idea is the perpetuation of early childhood, where you don't have any real responsibility or difficulty to speak of and love is freely given and available.
It's similar to petplay in that way, but I don't like petplay because it feels degrading and I don't really like being degraded. If someone treats me like a dog, it makes me feel bad; that person thinks of me as less than them, they're trying to hurt me, degrade me. if someone treats me like a child, it makes me feel loved, like they care about me. also, a pet is less... important? than a child? pets die all the time. you might care about them, maybe even a lot, but they're ultimately peripheral to your existence. if someone calls me their baby or w/e it makes me feel more important to them than being called their pet.
functionally it's pretty similar, besides some of the aesthetic trappings changing. i still have my preference. idk.

>>77648508
Yea I have different feelings on pets and children that stems from my messed up childhood. Pets are valued and cherished. When someone treats me as a child, I expect severe pain and abandonment to follow.
Traumatic childhood hoooooooo

Why is this entire setting filled with yurislop and trannies

>>77649025
Because the original story was yurislop written by a trans woman with a trans MC?

>>77649025
it's written by trannies for trannies
transbianism is popular

>>77646920
One of many torments humanity invented to punish itself with.
... Maybe it's for the best we aren't in charge of ourselves anymore...

>>77649025
just walked into the muscle anthro thread. confused as to what all these furry faggots are doing here

>>77646920
>>77649860
The funny thing is we aren't even the worst off species the affini have domesticated. We're not even exceptional in our societal self-abuse. From the standpoint of the universe at large our most widespread horrors are banal. Middle of the road.

If an Affini wants to track your every movement in real time, all she has to do is tell her doctor or therapist that worrying about your safety is giving her anxiety, and they'll immediately give her access to your location whenever she wants.

>>77651595
the thought tht i might have a stalkerfinni looking over me and making sure im not getting into trouble is weirdly comforting
like a guardian angel...

Stalkerfinni that's really terrible at hiding to the point you don't even realize she's trying to prevent you from noticing her, whose presence you find oddly comforting due to biorhythm influence.

>>77652401
Affini that pretends to be really bad at being a stalker so that you don't notice that her wife has replaced the ficus in your hab

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>>77652486
they were in cahoots! Cahooooooots!

>>77652486
... that wouldn't be the same ficus whose pot i pissed in after coming home blackout drunk last night, was it...?

>>77652893
Don't worry about, your piss is full of vital nutrients adored by all plants, terrestrial or xenoimperialist alike.

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>>77653306

>>77652486
>was that always in my bedroom?
>... must have moved it in my sleep

affini who exclusively gets their nutrients and hydration from floret piss

Affini that grafts ye olden terran cannabis and let its florret chew it and bakes with it and such

>>77653706
finally
oikodrugs

>>77649025
this thread was originally banished from /lgbt/ like a year ago

>>77653706
https://archiveofourown.org/works/69875941/

the average hdg reader is a hon

>>77655402
you can't be a hon if you never come out

>>77654228
ohhh! Thats sounds funny. Its going on my reading shortlist, thanks nona :)

>>77656484
literally me

>>77649860
the affini would probably be fascinated by human religion. although i'd imagine they'd probably try to rework every religion into some unitarian universalist heresy
>the little ones wrote this story about how everybody has an owner who loves them
>how sweet!
>...and there's this part about how they'll be tortured with fire and molten brass for eternity and never shown any forgiveness or mercy no matter what if they fail to love their owner back
>they can probably do without that part

>>77658768
Affini ancient-aliens-esque conspiracy theory that all xenosophont religions are the result of some kind of latent psychic phenomenon. They're all distantly aware that the Affini are Out There Somewhere and are yearning for them, and their mythology is just them trying to make sense of their feelings. It's not really taken seriously in scientific circles, but it's a popular trope in Affini Domestication Fiction.

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>city life amongst the compact has finally bogged you down; independence feels hollow when anything you want, whenever you want, is only one button click away
>one night during one of your decadence fueled Overnet binges, you miraculously stumble on a “milking assistant” position for Silky Sweeps farm
>The imagery of vast swathes of greenery coupled with sloping hill stirs something deep within you
>This must be what other indies talk about, this deep feeling of purpose or something
>No more lazing around and binge eating all day; you’re gonna work, you’re gonna feel pride, you’re gonna feel free, (you’re gonna lose a few pounds maybe…), YOURE GONNA BECOME A FARM GIRL
>Fast forward a few days later, you finally arrive at the farm, but not before nearly passing out due to the track here. Even with all the transport the compact has to offer, your fatass still had to walk from the bus stop.
>In your exhaustion, you fail to notice the towering oak before you, her trunk-like arms at her sides as she stares down at you like your some sad little calf
>”Lost, little one?”, spoke the hardy affini, her voice sticky and viscous like maple sap
>Given her cadence alongside her vines being fashioned into loose overalls, you piece together she’s the one running this farm
>”Oh, you must be the new milking assistant, how rude of me!” She proceeds to kneel down to Russel your hair, giving you ample view of the cleve of her mammary grafts
> you didn’t notice before from her “clothes” but god she’s fucking gravid, the way they sway while she coos over you makes you lightheaded
>Is she doing this on purpose?
>A snap of her thick fingers brings you back to reality as she stares deep in your eyes, smirking at your leering
>”spacey one aren’tcha? As I was saying, my name Malium Libratas, 8th bloom and I’m gonna be helping you get aquatinted with what farm life has to offer you”
1/4

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>Thankfully, she seems more focused with showing you around the farm rather that chastising (teasing) you for staring at her tits
>Her being an affini changes everything, you’re gonna have to keep your wits about you if you’re going to live the cowgirl life of your dreams
>Speaking of cows, you notice a distinct lack of them or really any livestock around the farm
>this is bad
>You question Malium about this, only for her to brush it off, “Petal, these stocks can barely hold the flock. C’mon, I’ll show you where the girls are at”
>girls?
>As malium leads you out into the back, your eyes are forced to adjust to the obscene reality that is lain before you
>dozens upon dozens of heavily biomoded florets caught in various acts of debauchery
>bovine girls rut freely in the fields without a care in the world
>others huddled together in large cuddle puddles, with some nursing from their connivent’s engorged breasts
>one girl waves to you as she’s elbow deep in her pinnates greedy cunt, bucking back and mooing madly between munches of grass
>This is so fucked up
>you don’t want this
>your brain fries as every nerve in your body compels you to get the fuck out of here
>but she won’t let you
2/4

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>a lasso of vines stops you in your tracks as needles snick their way into your skin
>”Easy girl, down you go~” her words clogging your mind with a deep molasses as the flock come down to see the new foal
>”You finally caught her, Mistress!” One cheers as others begins to swaddle your form, giving you sweet little kisses as your struggles begin to mute
>”She was a hard one to wrangle in, but trust me she’s gonna be fun to break in”, Malium striking a wicked grin
>The flock cheers as they gain a new sister, with one commenting how you’ll be such a good cow before shoving you onto her breast
>You feel the xenodrugs coursing through your veins, stupefying your senses
>floret milk begins to flood your mouth as the first mind rending orgasm takes your consciousness

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>6 months later
>at least you think it is
>doesn’t really matter anymore, because all the important things are here right now
>sex, yummy food, and even yummier girls
>lots of shade around the farm for naps and fucking and cuddling with lovers
>right now snuggled up against your pinnate Berry, her cute ginger face snuggled between your boobies
>Youve gotten so big, mistress always talks about how proud of you she is, how far you’ve come in such a short time
>You’ve even won a few contests, it’s how you got that pretty blue sash around your collar
>life is good
>waken from your sleepy time by the mistress’s bell
>must be time for milking! Rush down to the farm before she brings you inside
>”c’mere petal, you must be so sore from all the milk you’re carrying”, Mistress coos before placing you down over her knee
>you feel vines wrap around your tender udders ready to extract your creamy nectar, you’ve been told floret milk is in high demand and you’ve got the best around
>miss begins to wring every little drop out of you, slipping in some As to make every little squeeze feel like your brain is about to slip out of your head, mooing so loud the whole farm can hear
>the world around you fades as the only thing that matters is being a good little heifer for your goddess, totally at bliss
>Your pinnate slips in to savour some of your hard-earned milk before snowballing it back into your mouth
> It ain’t easy, but it’s honest work. That’s what you tell yourself as your eyes roll back into your head as you cum hard
4/4

Confession: I started BAP-posting partially as a vinesauce reference

There's only one vine sauce welcome here, and it comes in letters of the alphabet.

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>>77659932
blessed ranch

Fellow independents, what's the general rule of thumb for how long you can cuddle an affini before it gets weird? I'm very big on physical affection, and could happily cuddle for an hour or more, and I don't want anyfinni getting the wrong idea.

>>77663400
1 second

>>77663400
Even saying you want to will give them the wrong idea anon. What you need to do is make it seem like you aren't cuddling them. Pretend you're drunk or something and just need something to lean on. Also, find an affini that's super dense and bad at social cues.

blap

little sprout walking in on mommy and daddy touching cores

Going to jail because you left poisoned hotdogs out in the hallway (three confirmed tummyaches), sentence extended because you insist on calling it "jail" instead of "counseling." Your complaints about florets running loose in the halls at three AM continue to go ignored, but at least you slept well for one night.

>>77668256
they ate floor hotdogs...

>>77667938
electrical fire deathtrap

>>77668806
Yo own damn fault for using shitty non saftey tested lights

>>77668806
this is what scares me about these setups... they look so comfy but then it's like i also don't want third degree burns across 90% of my body :(

>>77669379
>third degree burns across 90% of my body
h-hot......

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Adopting a highly cyberized Terran and letting them keep all of their (non dangerous) tech...

>be terran
>get force florted
>the affini that domesticates you already has another floret
>a slimy rancid smelling cockroach looking xeno
>and it loves to cuddle

>>77670511
h-hot…

>>77670129
were you the one posting all the astartes femboy stuff in here a few months ago?

>>77670511
insectophilia-inducing xenodrug injections starting at 999 Terracoin

>>77670129
Replacing their plasma thrower with a bubble blower.

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>>77672268
Ive posted Mechanicus stuff fairly regularly here for over a year! In fact my original feralposting was usually paired with WH40K art. Picrel
Idk if anyone else has posted any. Im kinda airheaded about these things.

>>77663993
I don't think you need to be that roundabout; most affini are actively seeking terrans to pet and cuddle, prolly just don't fight when they do and try not to let on how much you enjoy it.

>>77663703
>can't cuddle the giant cuddle-plants
Man why're they even here?

>>77673648
You can cuddle them, you just have to… y’know…

>>77670129
Switching out their vibro-bayonet for something else that vibrates.

>>77674961
Submit to a penis inspection first?

>>77675140
I failed my last penis inspection - "Too insensitive for how cute it is". If I fail another one I'll have to get a class-a dispensing implant :<

>>77601143
Be honest with me petals. How many of would actually resist if the affini showed up? If you had to actively reject all that they offer instead of quibbling about some hypothetical?

>>77644958
This feels weird and reactionary, if something isn't your kink don't read stories tagged with that kink

>>77676274
If i was reasonably sure that its the actual affini like we know em from the stories... no. I'd know that its pointless, and it'd be better to just keep my head down to avoid domestication (asuming i dont crack and run the the domestication center on opening day)

But with limited information? If i had the limited knowledge that the avarage conscript in-story does? If i was even slightly unsure about their benevolence or thought we stood a chance? I probably would sign up for planetary defense or something, yea.

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>>77676274
Nope
I'm going straight to a clinic for a Class-D interview

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>>77670511
Yeah I could probably kink on this

>>77676363
Theyre not always tagged properly, thats why its bothersome. Plus this shit infects discussion spaces, too - which can be harder to filter depending on the platform you're on. I keep getting jumpscared by "can I call you mommy?" bullshit and its really put a huge hamper on what is otherwise one of my favorite fictional settings.

>>77676430
Fascinating I wonder if hdg is the kind of thing aliens use to make humans more sympathetic to them
>>77676486
Cute,

>>77676517
No one was discussing that at great length though? The only people bringing it up are the people freaking out about it.
It feels like you have to unpack what it means to be in a general kink space

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>>77675056
Getting in trouble for immediately overclocking the new attachment into something dangerous.
>>77676430
Depends on my knowledge. Going in with complete outsider knowledge as a reader? Hell, Id roll out the red carpet myself and move onto that cushy spacefaring indie life.
Working with limited knowledge like most Terrans? Id either fight tooth and nail to the bitter end or self eliminate pending what information was available and what my situation was.
In a realistic invasion scenario with incomplete knowledge, Im pretty fuckin boned.

>>77676595
Please open any individual thread and search mommy. This thread is probably the least we've seen in a while and its no doubt cuz Im raising a ruckus.

>>77676704
Can you, like, just not? You know it takes much less energy to not say something right?
Ladies and gentleflorts please repeat after me for the nth time "your kink is not my kink"
Uggghhh

>>77676747
Stfu psycho

>>77676704
If the word mommy is enough to trigger you I don't think you belong on this website petal