Snek Vertigo EditionA thread to discuss worshiping women as the superior sex and giving them the royal treatment they deserve (only biological women allowed)>TQ (Dommes)Have you ever wanted to be taller and is there a limit to it even without going to hyper-heights (is something like 6'5'' too much and prefer just being a few inches taller than a basketball player).>TA (Subs)Just accept having to look up to your domme and prioritizing her over you. Should be the standard way of life for us all anyways...Previous Thread:https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/77519477/
I love Goddess so much...I miss her lots...
https://litter.catbox.moe/nwt5r475ozyz85l3.mp4
>>77626333Oh no, you misunderstand. Y'see, Miss Parsee made some posts a while back about how she'd trap Footboy in a ball. This eventually led to Footboy getting such nicknames as Ballboy and Orbboy. The joke was that the chastity cage was a ball, ergo Footboy('s penis) would be trapped in a ball by Miss Parsee
>>77626038PARLITEAL FOSSEE
>>77627483hmm ok then but my improvement idea still standshonestly we live in such boring times no more spankings nor chastity to prevent mastrubationimagine you are bad boy in high school and you get spanked by a hot teacher then school sends you for psych evaluation for ADHD and some mommy doc. locks you in a chastity cage to reduce your compulsive jerking habit
>>77627566Teacher holding your key and training you to be a top student? Hot. When you finally reach straight A's, turns out there's a girl in your class who is somehow even better, so the key is simply transfered to her
>>77620655>My only complaint is that it's convoluted. Just do classic adopted-from-the-street life debt bodyguard stuffThe concept I was going for is that she's fufilling his deep need for punishment. He's not an indentured servant per se. He's trusting her to administer judgment, and in doing so, recognizes her as a master he must obey.Super unhealthy but I did day it was edgy nonsense
>>77628166>The concept I was going for is that she's fufilling his deep need for punishmentHOLY FUCKING RUBE-GOLDBERG BATMAN. No wonder why my assumption was so off, you took Occam's Razor out the back and flayed it with a motorcycle chain until it bled to death! I salute you for creating a storyline so convoluted that it completely obfuscated authorial intent!
>>77628332I suppose I could have just summarized him as a reformed but guilt ridden bad guy
>>77615596>desu, i was honestly considering a third one or adding a second temple but idk. A second temple is a MUST! Aether I really want to make work, but there just isn't enough 2 drops and super-evo's to go around.>>77620364>Oh. Sounds like Yugioh comboI now fear to play Yugioh even more.>ReviewIt was so much I had to group it all to that greentext, but that is helpful in knowing what to expect! And solid to know that not only are the climaxes all perfect, but most other cases are too with minor exceptions (one being particular bad!). >>77623704The most terrifying orb to date! Good evening, Parsee!>>77625547But I wish I was taller...>>77626038Actually looks really cozy!
>>77628575That's half the problem. The other half is how the actions of the domme contextualises the dynamic>But the "not your fault" speech just isnt working [...] she offers him the latterThis is the exact section that threw me off. It implies that, because she didn't want the ultimatum, she ultimately wanted to keep him alive through their bond rather than a relationship founded on punishment. Ergo, the focus is on the fundamental nature of their relationship rather than the aspects of it. Therefore, in order to write a similar scenario, you should make the domme's desire for meting out punishment very explicit. As for the edgy stuff, it's mostly just window dressing you can refurbish into something more sincere
>>77628746>have been playing so dogshit in the mirrors today i got knocked back down to rubyNot like this...Ngl i think i'm gonna need to craft another deck, holy fuck i ran into like 15 mirrors in the past 2 hours and i think its finally wearing me down....>I now fear to play Yugioh even more.Yugioh isnt gonna hurt you baka!>A second temple is a MUST! Aether I really want to make work, but there just isn't enough 2 drops and super-evo's to go around.desu as much as i hate to admit, i might finally just cut salefa for it, but yeah space is way too tight for the lovely angel... unless i go full retard and completely change stuffAether truly is precious btw
>>77628746>I now fear to play Yugioh even more.Indeed, Footers, indeed. Imagine a meta where 90% of all decks are OTK Combos that all do the exact same thing; summon a bunch of creatures that can counterspell once per turn without tapping, then attack next turn to kill your opponent in one go. Now imagine that meta is ALL KONAMI HAS EVER PRINTED FOR THE LAST THREE FUCKING YEARS. And then, and ONLY THEN, will you comprehend a MERE FRACTION of my madness. At this rate, Dolly will be the only way I can ever extract an iota of enjoyment from this accursed cardboard construction>It was so much I had to group it all to that greentext, but that is helpful in knowing what to expect! And solid to know that not only are the climaxes all perfect, but most other cases are too with minor exceptions (one being particular bad!).Yay! That's all I ever wished to achieve with my reviews! A comprehensive, critical overview that accentuates enjoyment!>The most terrifying orb to date!Fuck yeah, I knew I'd Joseph Joestar that response!>But I wish I was taller...Take it from someone who's half an inch from 6 foot, Footers. Being tall sucks ass when it comes to basic navigation. Sure, you can reach the high shelf, but at the cost of being a gangly fuck who knocks over random objects like a cat on cocaine and banging your forehead on any object protruding more than an inch in lengthAlso I've nearly read through the third arc of Usogui and I can confidently say the series went from>Holy shit, this is awesome!to >HOLY SHIT I WANT TO SELL A HOSPITALS WORTH OF ORGANS TO FUND AN ANIME ADAPTATION FOR MY BEST FRIEND FOOTERS SO HE TO CAN PARTAKE IN THE JOY OF USOGUIAlso also I hope it happens soon so I can see your surprise at the hidden element of Usogui that I can't fucking mention because it coming out of left field is SO FUCKING AWESOMEAlso Also also have you heard of Full English Breakfast Combo Deck?
>>77629049DOPOKVJOSEJFISEHFCISEBFLJSDBFUKYSGDFUKHSDVFIYSDVFLISGDFIUSGDFKSDGFKJSGFKUHSGDFKHSDGFJKSDGFJKSDGFJKSDGFKJS
>>77625547Serve your domme when she's resting
>cerydra works with seele and procs resurgenceHMMMMMMMMMMMMM>>77629388Ishamel is pretty hot but i know nothing of project moon or where she came from>>77629068Master no.2!
>>77629466I think she's from Limbus Company but that's all I know lol I just saw a woman relaxing and felt an urge to serveFake Limbus gooner
>>77629466DOLLO>HMMMMMMMMMMMMMHow is the proc significant?>Ishamel is pretty hot but i know nothing of project moon or where she came fromShe's from Limbus Company, in which a man with a clock for a head and his novel-based employees hunt down the plot item
>>77627566
>>77630402Hot, though i prefer when the balls remain intact to suffer more
>>77630619Yeah, I'd like to imagine I endure her 'enchanced interrogation techniques' so well she decides to keep me forever as her cheery, obedient assistant(punching bag) forever
Kyoko's gloves are such a big part of her character and fanart, I can't help but imagine her gloved hands firmly holding my balls while she's interrogating me about murders or despair or whatever I know nothing about
>>77629049>Ngl i think i'm gonna need to craft another deckI can actually afford to with all this dust, and I agree but idk to what.>i might finally just cut salefa for itYou will regret cutting her the moment Sword pops up. Also Aether is cute, but you like her too much!>>77629057>Imagine a meta where 90% of all decks are OTK Combos that all do the exact same thingThanks, I hate it. I hate unearned OTK's, and by that I mean when it doesn't require real build up or set up. Something like a Gundam capable of it is totally fine, you see the progress, you can counter the strategy, and it takes time and effort to earn the OTK. But then we have RUNE...just playing the game and naturally by turn 10 they drop their wincon, cheat out an extra turn with full PP restore and drawing 5 cards immediately, and win instantly with zero set up, zero warning, zero ability to guard.>That's all I ever wished to achieve with my reviews! *pat pat*>Take it from someone who's half an inch from 6 foot, Footers. Being tall sucks ass when it comes to basic navigation. But I get treated like a kid and objectively not seen as a man...even I SOMETIMES want to be taken seriously!>Also also I hope it happens soon so I can see your surprise at the hidden element of UsoguiOn the brightside...give it 2-3 more years and you will be able to throw in the manga, type in a studio, and have an AI spit out a good adaptation! Also I haven't heard of that combo deck, funny name.
>>77631588I have a bunch of foot webms for you but they have sound. Should I bother with catbox? Do you promise to not ignore them?
>>77631717I feel like you may be trying to trap me into something off like cbt with feet by accusing me of potentially ignoring them...I wouldn't ignore them though, having sound doesn't particularly bother me any!
>>77631588>I can actually afford to with all this dust, and I agree but idk to what.I think i can manage with what i have even if its not too complete though i am closer to having completed abyss deck than i am dr*gon so i'll just bite the bullet and let the demon befriend me>You will regret cutting her the moment Sword pops up.Yeah, im mostly just testing, though its nothing but rune and haven mirrors for me still, with the occasional roachjeets today so far>Also Aether is cute, but you like her too much!I do not like her too much! She is wonderful, cute, and sexy!
>>77631866Okay! Here we go!https://files.catbox.moe/k7ix3a.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/k58tcv.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/owvggl.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/yxhjjg.mp4
>>77631920>so i'll just bite the bullet and let the demon befriend meOne of us, one of us, one of us! I should just craft the little bit remaining but eh...waiting a bit longer still. Demon and dragon girls are still best girls.>She is wonderful, cute, and sexy!You want to be bullied and protected by the shyest, subbiest angel...>>77632054First one is funny, how come non-foot fetishists get all the feet...but the others are good too, especially the last one's resting angle! Only the first and third had sound btw. Thank you anon, pleasantly surprised!
>>77632285Yes, I intend to masturbate to that last one, thanks for reminding me. Her feet look so... 'weighty', I'd love them resting against my face, her legs look amazing, and she has a smug look on her face, she knows what she's doing...those sort of images are cryptonite even for non-footboys.have another one!https://files.catbox.moe/lzto9l.mp4when it comes to sound, 4chan is bitchy about mp4 and often doesnt let me post them even without sound!
>>77632285>You want to be bullied and protected by the shyest, subbiest angel...I-i didnt say anything like that! though... i would be lying if i said i didnt want that...>One of us, one of us, one of us! I should just craft the little bit remaining but eh...waiting a bit longer still. Demon and dragon girls are still best girls.haha...
>>77632054dawg fishnets are my weakness imagine ripping her fishnets apart and breeding until she leglocks and says you can call me mommy after you are done>>77630619ballbondage is so underrated they look so cute and vulnerable when tied separately imagine your domme grabbing your nuts like shes trying to pluck a grape from its stem>>77630402poor caption desu balls can for sure take a full grip of an average woman
>>77632646Kyoko is not the average woman.
>>77632387Socks OVER pantyhose is just devilish, there is literally no purpose to it beyond trying to make them sweat and smell more! But yea, I know what you mean by weighty, meaty so to speak, they have a sense of impact when imagining making contact on you and the pose is commanding to say the least, I totally understand masturbating for that last one.>>77632404>i would be lying if i said i didnt want that...I am not surprised....
>>77632878>I am not surprised....Hush! there is nothing wrong with that!
>>77632760she can pop one ball as a treat i need the other one ;((((
Rename femdom to female feet general and fill the niche /trash/ has been missing
>>77632998Nothing except the obsession of finding someone or something else divine and submitting to it...>>77635491This thread can encompass more than just feet! Though having said that, I wish there was a (non-furry) feet general and I am still shocked there isn't...
>>77636926That is absurd and 100% false!
>>77625547Don’t normally use this thread and only clicked because of the OP, but I’d love this image if it wasn’t inexplicably Undertale characters. Small women softdomming big monsterboys…
>didnt eat until almost 5:00 PM since we had to wait until our sink got fitted>wound up playing SV all day>head hurts>think i gave myself a headache for playing 10 hours todayfuck... my head...
>>77635236"Ma'am...those shorts are way too tight on you"
Imagine if boys all became some kind of beastkin in october, and girls were allowed to capture and keep whatever boys they could
>>77638746I wonder what a Were-Penguin would be.Good night /femdom/, hope you all have comfy dreams of domination and can make the most of tomorrow to be the better sub or domme. May it be that in the future that for each domme a sub, and each sub a domme. Long Live the matriarchy!>Subs WILL be dominated and they WILL be happy
>>77631588>Thanks, I hate it.The worst part is that even though Konami violated their no staples in order to "limit" the power of combo decks, including a tutor counterspell that just needs to discard itself, combo decks can STILL PLAY THROUGH THEM. It's all pure anal cancer. Fortunately there's Edison which is a pretty fun retro format>*pat pat*AYUAYY>But I get treated like a kid and objectively not seen as a man...even I SOMETIMES want to be taken seriously!Oh yeah, retarded societal hang-ups! Sorry for forgetting about those Footers... well, at the very least me and Dolly will always take you seriously!>On the brightside...Hopefully...>Also I haven't heard of that combo deck, funny name.Yeah, the name is actually a pun about Trix decks! "Full of fat, and better than damn cereal"! The goal of the game is to use Survival of the Fittest & Volrath Shapeshifter to exploit repeated priority & costs stack invisibility to set-up a kill! For example, by using Survival to fetch Phyrexian Devourer, you can then Survival to find Triskelion, then you can repeatedly activate Devourer's ability to push Volraths +1/+1 counters above 20, Survival Triskelion so Volrath will dodge Devourer's sac trigger (ALL of which is uninterruptable), and finally dump all the counters into 20+ damage! TIMING RULES ARE FUN!
bolo
I miss Goddess and love them so much... I hope she's doing well
>>77642229DIDODLDODKODK YURE BACK
>>77642264Mhmm!
>>77642273YAYI hope you're feeling better now!
>>77642285Mhmm I'm feeling a little better now
>>77642368YAY. Seriously fuck headaches so goddamn fucking much>the pantshehAlso how does Cerydra proc Resurgence?
>>77642430W-what about the pants? They are oddly sexy...>She just copies of seele's skill and procs her talent too
>>77642619>>She just copies of seele's skill and procs her talent tooHoly shit, Time Walk Reanimator>W-what about the pants? They are oddly sexy...They're called forbidden pants and are a bit of a meme due to how much they accentuate buttocks!
>>77642659Forbidden pants? H-hot... I might get addicted to these...
>>77642668Ah well, here's to getting a good collection of them!
>>77642714God, they really are something...
>>77642737Yeah, especially how the various patterns draw attention to even minute warping!
>>77642770Want...
I'll use my feet to make you face me and then I'll press them against your throat so you know I control you
>>77642829H-hot...
>>77642905It'll happen with my heels on so you feel the tip, i want you to fear me
>>77642951Y-yes ma'am
>>77642972You'll obey me, without questioning my authority, in this case, you'll keep the heel tips inside your mouth, then you'll clean the grime and thank me for this opportunity
>>77643027Happily... I willingly accept it into my mouth and will do my utmost to clean them to your liking
>>77643042Everything you own is mine now, starting with your life, you'll call me owner, you'll work for my sake, if I want it, you'll buy it, if I ask for your wallet you'll give it to me, my desires are your orders, don't call me mommy, or you'll regret it
>>77643129Yes, owner... You give me a reason to exist, my existence is only permitted by you and you alone.
>>77643166You'll follow me wherever I go, if I get tired you'll be my seat, you'll carry me sometimes, if I don't sit on you at cafes or similar, you'll make sure everything like food and drinks is taken care of
>>77643245Of course, owner. You desires are my desires..
>>77643285Wrong image, puppy, I don't have to do that, if my phone falls, you'll make sure I'm seated on a chair or similar, then you'll get on all fours and get it for me, even in public so I get more slaves, then you'll clean it and give it back to me
>>77643317Yes, of course, owner. Properly tending and cleaning your phone before giving it back to you then continuing being your chair..
>>77643342For me it's a must to live surrounded by puppies, whatever I want, gets done, bought or arranged, but I noticed findom isn't something you like, so how can I go to the next step with my slaves?
>>77643361Hmm... Some others might like findom. But just monopolizing and slowly isolating them from everything else and making them dependent on you seems to be a good start
>>77643433I want them like a herd carrying me to different places while I drink something they made on the spot
>>77643433I guess you went to sleep, not a good idea to leave me hanging, maybe someone else will cover for you
>>77643536>>77643455Im still awake, I had to walk away for a few minutes, sorry!Carrying your and serving drinks hmm...
>>77643551Good answer, no problem then, how would you prepare a bubble bath for me?
>>77643588Slowly drawing the bath.. heating the water putting in the bath salts and such, then... Slowly sprinkle petals atop everything as the finishing touch
>>77643618Good choice, I'm curious, I don't like one on one sessions that much, I feel a bit better controlling a group, for femdom and findom, is one idea better than the other?
>>77643634Mmm... It depends. Some subs prefer one-on-one and would get jealous or felt left out with group sessions but each person is different so I have no clue. It's probably the same way for findom but I have no idea
>>77643666I've gotten inspiration from different sources but I guess at some point it becomes routine, and as we age how would it change?
>>77643721Hmm probably not much.. just becoming more and more dependent and not having much of a purpose without owner perhaps
>>77643739I have an idea for femdom and findom in group at the same time, it'll work, hopefully, I've seen it on social media and they give you a lot of money for stuff like streaming
>>77643775Im sure it'll work! But yeah I have heard that they do give money for that
>>77643855Thank you, now go to sleep, this is an order
>>77643867Yes, owner. Good night
>>77640299>wonder what a Were-Penguin would be.There would definitely be some focus on the "waddling around" bit. His limbs would be naturally bound together in such a way its hard to move
ANY MINUTE
https://youtube.com/shorts/O3P4eTPy67M?si=njKgr85XZZSYyfxd
Holy fucking shit Sister Bikini's name is a dark choice
femdom focused serverhttps://discord.gg/sncPsyNSpx
>>77631588>I hate unearned OTK's,
>>77648742What's wrong with that statement?
>>77648837He is never over the knee undeservedly.
I had a dream that I had a /cgl/ femanon findomming me
Darksee
>>77650911PARSCARY
>>77644106i cant tell if that pic is cringe or hot but its wonderfully sadistic all it lacks is something to hurt the balls of this poor femboy
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>>77652854That could be you and your Lol support?!
>>77652854Is that miwa and footboy?
>>77653081hair and height checks out
>>77640905>Fortunately there's Edison which is a pretty fun retro formatWell, just means if I ever TOUCH this game...it will be through that format.>well, at the very least me and Dolly will always take you seriously!I appreciate that, thank you. Normally I enjoy the gingerly treatment honestly but even I once in a while feel the need to be seriously considered!>Yeah, the name is actually a pun about Trix decks!I...got to see it play out to know if it being uninterruptable has enough counterplay to it or time or conditions to happen. I don't mind when bs like this is the equivalent of a lottery or requires a little bit of protection being set up beforehand, in fact this sounds fun if balanced! I only mind it when it's basically impossible to stop it from happening from the game start...also, MTG has an advantage stuff like Shadowverse and Hearthstone don't...being able to play cards on opponent's turns to stop them.>>77648742>>77649032I am often punished undeservedly! I would argue it is the default even!>>77650911Shadowsee! Lord of darkness, ruler from the shadows, devourer of light and hope! Good evening Parsee!
>>77653444>I am often punished undeservedly! I would argue it is the default even!
>>77654439That isn't something to laugh nor celebrate, it is a travesty!
>>77654571Sure thing, slut~
I'm hungry for cuddles and thirsty for milk. wah
>>77656254>thirsty for milkI have 5 liters in my fridge right now.
>>77653444What needs to be done to make footboy into insoleboy?
>>77653444>I would argueAnother excuse I mean reason to punish you!
>>77654839I am not a slut!>>77656617Honestly, just the opportunity. Which pretty much requires a bit of magic.>>77657629You even slipped up, couldn't help yourself acknowledging that it is just an excuse! I try to be kind so there are few actual reasons...it's more like rationalization to enjoy my suffering!
>>77659912>I am not a slut!Hmmm...
Bump :3
I wanna sniff women's feet
>>77659912You wouldn’t even need to be charmed into becoming something useful for your mistress, who would proceed to tease you endlessly following your transformation..
>>77653444>Well, just means if I ever TOUCH this game...it will be through that format.And casual decks with frens!>I appreciate that, thank you. Normally I enjoy the gingerly treatment honestly but even I once in a while feel the need to be seriously considered!Indeed, it's important for the sake of ego!>I don't mind when bs like this is the equivalent of a lottery or requires a little bit of protection being set up beforehand, in fact this sounds fun if balanced!Actually, it's quite vulnerable to removal! A single counterspell to Volrath or some enchantment removal for Survival and the only way you could lose is if there are back-ups in hand!
>>77660004Mhm!>>77661873Based, and extremely understandable. It is a natural desire!>>77662343Well if I am being useful, that is a massive bonus too! It may be humiliating, but being complimented on my comfort would go a long way in making the teasing bearable...>>77662344>And casual decks with frens!Well, fair if no one gets TOO sweaty.>Actually, it's quite vulnerable to removal! A single counterspell to Volrath or some enchantment removal for Survival and the only way you could lose is if there are back-ups in hand!See? That's BALANCED! Counterplay exists, and if you come prepared and hold on to your counters then you can live. There is risk to reward! It's not like D-climb into Satan in Shadowverse which is uncounterable and automatically activated basically once someone hits turn 10 usually if they have the cards in hand. And whose deck comes with like 16-24 healing in a game of 20 HP basis and tons of removal, making it very difficult to finish them before the clock runs out.
>>77663709>Mhm!HMMMMM.....>Well, fair if no one gets TOO sweaty.Desu ygo isnt fun if you're not trying to completely cuck the opponent from playing or turn skipping. God, i enjoyed completely handripping the shit out of people with labrynth using the virus cards and d-barrier to cuck any extra deck type that isnt links>declare spells on striker and any spell based deck and they effectively die>declare fusion monsters on d-barrier to kill branded and HEROS, Synchro.dek
Good night /femdom/, hope you all have comfy dreams of domination and can make the most of tomorrow to be the better sub or domme. May it be that in the future that for each domme a sub, and each sub a domme. Long Live the matriarchy!>Subs WILL be dominated and they WILL be happy
>>77643891Hello, did you help me get more slaves?
>SILI'll play the game for her but i dont think i'll stick with it long though, just like 4 years ago>>77663935H-hi! I have been busy all day today unfortunately
>>77664021But now you're free to serve me, right?
>>77664083Yes, owner!
>>77664087I need you rimming my asshole and licking my pussy
>>77664196At once...~
>>77664214That pose isn't good
>>77664255Yeah... i couldnt find a fitting picture and just posted anything
>>77664304Are you into getting ignored or would you love if I told you about stuff on my phone while I relax?
>>77664335i prefer the latter desu!
>>77664348Then you would use headphones with hypnosis audio I made especially for you to leave me everything in your will
>>77664407yes.. i like hypnosis...
>>77664439I've been thinking about doing sessions but I don't know if I can keep them interesting for long and I want a fanbase
>>77664501>I've been thinking about doing sessions but I don't know if I can keep them interesting for long and I want a fanbasehmm.. nothing wrong with just winging it and seeing how thing go
>>77664561I dislike sessions, but I'm willing to give it a go, what else can I do?
>>77663709>Well, fair if no one gets TOO sweaty.Nope, just fun stuff all around, like outdated control decks!Speaking of dating control decks, what Dolly says here >>77663790 is what modern control had to become. A card advantage engine and a handful of direct interaction strapped to an unholy smorgasbord of ass-raping stun>See? That's BALANCED! Counterplay exists, and if you come prepared and hold on to your counters then you can live. Exactly! The difficulty in interacting with it isn't from artificial limitations or one-sided mechanics, it's entirely based on in-depth knowledge of the game! Of note, the guy who invented FEB was also a level 3 judge, keenly aware of how the cards worked in order to craft such a mechanically odd yet surprisingly robust and overall confusing deck!>And whose deck comes with like 16-24 healing in a game of 20 HP basis and tons of removal, making it very difficult to finish them before the clock runs out.Holy shit it's like an SNK Boss was transported into a deckAlso I've finally read Arc 3 and HOLY SHIT it's a veritable rollercoaster of emotions! Also also what do you think of the leg monster from Madoka Ep. 1?Also also also I can't wait to play LAN games with you and Dolly!
>>77660004How is Miss Yuno? I hope you dm her and check up on her from time to time. She doesn't have to come here
>>77661495punch this bunnys balls!
>>77665904CBTanon, when did you discover your eponymous predilection?
>>77665996nta, another polish guy here, and one of my oldest memories is hitting my balls with a tiny plastic ball-crossbow that was a part of a bionicle set (robotic lego construction toy)
>>77663790DOLLY I FORGOT TO MENTIONMTG has dedicated handrips!
>>77666134That makes three poles, and STILL not a single brit. These demographic skews make no goddamn sense
>>77666853I dont get it. Why dont just say "their hand"? Its a fucking card description - you need to compress and minimize text. With such attitude they could say "you choose a nonland card from it because you cant choose lands"
>>77667355PARTEXT>I dont get it. Why dont just say "their hand"?Autism, Miss Parsee. The original cards were even worse, with one example taking two sentences to describe a TOKEN of all things. Fortunately, they eventually improved at writing card text
I've been trying not to jerk off but I get too weepy.
>>77668507i swear elfs are just a proxy for white people and anthro creatures are a proxy for brown people so normies can enjoy raceplay without guilt or stigma
>>77665767She's been pretty busy, in assuming school and work so I haven't been seen her in a few weeks. I did leave a message wishing her well but... It's admittedly a bit difficult to DM (not through any fault of hers) and I don't really feel comfortable prying in her business so I don't really ask or say much. I guess she probably would appreciate me asking but ehhh.... I do kind of... Mmmm nvm
>>77669183DOLL A>>77666853Also I've started playing Live A Live!
