Location: Sørvágsvatn lake, island of Vágar, Faroe Islands>We periodically host a web-based battle royale that can include anything and anyone. Shenanigans ensue, and some people attempt to write it into semi-coherent narratives, playing the part of the characters within! Check here for additional details:https://pastebin.com/Jvn6ZnqFhttps://brantsteele.net/hungergames/disclaimer.php
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SAM IS DEADSAM IS DEADSAM IS DEAD
>>77650788Don't forget to SAW your secret characters in half
im looking for a guy. a guy by the name of GODZILLA desu
>>77651073>That's not good....!!>That's really not good.>This guy is more than just filth.>He's pollution!>And he really needs to masturbate before he murderhoboOEESGHGHAAA!>Radec had his LMG raised just in time in front of himself to guard against the sick swing Lobo made, and it flung him back across the asphalt and concrete, tanking the brunt of the force.>Had he been a normal man, it would have done in him there.>But he is no normal man. He is the result of eugenic masterpiece, carving out all weaknesses through years of struggle and mutation on alien worlds to survive and adapt to the harsher environments that begged more of the man to brave it. He was a Helghast, bred for survival and struggle. Stronger, smarter, faster than normal humans.>A human above. And he's already on his feet, smirking a bit under his respirator as he dusts his pants leg off.I feel vindicated. To think of the things that crawl farther from home. The struggle has been kinder to your flesh than mine, but I shan't relent.>Reaching behind his back, he draws his combat knife.My name is Mael Radec. Notch it down in your feeble head. One way or another, I'm killing you.>And then...!!!>He pussies out.>Literally RUNS right back to >>77650923 the therapy office he'd just came from, hauling ass into the white corridors.>...You know, this is typically known as, "a tactical retreat". Not necessarily a real one! It's the kind where the enemy sets up advanta>You don't care, do you?>>77651078>You have arrived just in time to see the fascist in question running away from the weakest west coast tweaker.>There are bodies everywhere man and the gunman didn't even kill them, pretty sure some of them have been partially eaten. Man, you think Harvest was fucked up and shit...Good.>More arrivals, more prey. Radec's HUD told him as much as he scurried back.>Had they had him on visuals, like infrared, didn't matter now.>He's gone.Let's hunt...>Personal cloaking device: ACTIVATED.
>>77650955Simmer down.
>>77651412>Moshi moshi, Gojira desu
Describe your secret ava/s in one word.
>>77651733henlo big lizzer :3
>>77651295 (Bois in green and the vantablack dog.)>[At this moment, sparks of electricity flew out of his maw. His changing up.]>[Rover may be a monster mutt, but he isn't as mindless as some would believe. If only the mystery Gigolo or the princess of this land were here, to offer some aid. Energy ball formed and ready to->[Is that meat? Energy ball dispersed. Head tilt from Rover. Following the motion of the waving jerky, to be honest they didn't attack Rover on sight, the hound is willing to give some leeway.]
>>77651754>Ooh, fancy>Thanku
>>77650788How picturesque. I'd love to go fishing there.
>>77651734He's
>>77651734A
>>77651734bitch
>>77651734Pedophile
>>77651524>>77651295 (i was looking at the wrong threat whup i'm retarded)>Male Reddit? The fuck kind of name is tha-Hey- HEY! Get yer ass back here! >AND JUST WHEREOH YER RUNNIN' AWAY HUH? WHATSAMADDER, CAN'T HANDLE THE 'BO? >Lobo jams two fat fingers between his lips and whisters>TO ME MY MIGTY STEED>And by mighty steed I mean the SPAZZFRAG 9000, THE ONLY BIKE ARMED WITH THERMONUCLEAR WARHEADSFeetal's gizz- I WAS GONNA MAKE THIS QUICK! BUT NOW YA GONE 'AN PISSED ME OFF!>Hopping onto his bike with a grunt, he first fixes the radio - >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fmJDsC0dSEYEAH that's better->And floors the space-gas, ramming his bike straight through the front of the building>>77651734>too based for this sinful world
>>77651952that's SIX
>>77651783>Crap crap crap this WAS a bad idea! The sergeant was getting ready to try and desperately duck out of the way of what was a charged-up attack when at the last second, the overgrown dog halted! Looks like his desperate gambit had paid off, the man allowing himself a small sigh of relief. >However he of course knew he and his people were still very far from out of the woods. >Acting fast but so as not to startle the canine, the sergeant grabbed more jerky from the bag and tossed it at the giant dog. As he did that, he turned to face his underlings as he reached for more meat. (MRN SGT) Give me all of your spare rations, now. No chocolate either! >The last thing he wanted to do was poison or sicken the creature and give them reason to fry his men and women. Of which they nervously obliged, relieved their superior's crazy plan was seemingly working. He would likewise dispense with more orders soon enough. (MRN SGT) And one of you, try to find that damn manwhore. >AKA Gigolo. Hopefully he hadn't fallen too far or worse, perished from his little tumble, one trooper carefully making for the edge of the mountainside to try and spot where the stranger had gone...
Last digit of this post is how many BBCs i'm going to pleasure today
(MRN SGT) *shits*
>>77651952holy esl what the fuck was with all those typos
which ava would you want to see this happen to the most? (male only)
>>77652090Me
>>77652026>the speech is sloughed just like how Lobo actually sounds when he garbles biker noises>you see it's for immersion, just like skyrim mods
>>77651524>>77651952 (Kek, Male Reddit) >By the time the UNSC had finally freaking arrived, the already horrid situation had SOMEHOW gotten worse. Namely there was another Goddamn "Arena eccentric" that had just hopped aboard his badass space bike. And were those radiation readings the Pelican was detecting? >Did that guy's hog have nukes!? >Perhaps the incoming Marines were in over their heads but all the same, the bunch of boots would do their damn jobs, the D77H landing with a clank amidst a dispersing crowd of hysterical civilians. Disembarking from their craft, a four count (4) number of greenbacked jarheads emerged from the rear of the D77H, the lead corporal looking to hunt down these bastards of his own. >Not that he knew the bad colonel had ghosted them and ducked into a building. Although the crazy albino and his booming radio gave them a lead, the NCO shouting into his helmet's mic to address the Pelican pilot. (MRN #1) Track that bastard! We're going after them! (X-RAY 010 PLT) Wilco corporal, I'm on 'em. >Switching to infrared to better see through the midday dust and debris, the dropship pilot attempted to guide the troopers to their target. Of which the four made for the building that the space biker had all too recently crashed through. >>77652026>>77652117>It's a feature, not a bug lol.
>>77652090exe
>>77651734bnnuy?(no promises)
>>77651734>[With no other options you sprint into abnormally clean corridor. Fleeing from the Main Man himself, which is very valid. Cause Lobo is a pain for everyone, that's why Heaven and He'll banned his ass from entering.]>[The corridor seemed endless. A repeating loop of the same six doors and halls. Look ahead, in end in sight. The bell chimes again, deeper into this infinity hall. Might be a trap, but he odds here are better than dealing with the likes of Lobo.]>>77651952>[Get your ass in here Main Man. There's a blue wooden door wide open. Maybe that is where his target fled to. Only one way to find out.]
>>77652225>Doomguy would like to know more.
>>77651734Retired
>>77652252again, no promises
>>77652343>Doomguy WILL simp hard for you if you do.
>>77652241That is NOT one word
>>77651734He's an asshole
>>77652241missed
>>77652432Juarez the emu?
>>77652241>>77651524Fuck.>>77652423>>77652437My one word is mayor
>>77651952 (You were in character both in real and unreal life, mad RESPEC)>>77652184>>77652241>Radec hustled down the white corridor ahead of him, his instincts screaming about the error of the layout. He knew for a fact it hadn't been... so liminal like this before but with an atomic hog full speed behind him, he didn't give a rat's ass.>Though Lobo would be hard pressed to actually see the Helghast!>A cloaking device that refracts light around it using IR drawing plastics makes him not only an opaque blur to the eyes normally but a ghost on infrared radar as well.>So when he, mid-sprint, ducked to the left behind a blue door...Now I have you.>...he waited until Lobo had already passed, crashing through wall after wall before he rolled out directly behind him on one knee and drew another weapon slung around his back.>The Petrusite Arc Rifle.This should light the fire under your ass.>He pulled back the barrel handle, allowing a green hue to flicker as it absorbed all the energy from the environment, building lights and machines all suddenly powering down, as well as his cloaking device, making him visible again. Then he took aim and then...>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_Lv5GXYYvA
>>77652184>>77652743I bid you adieu.>It's like a midboss pulling out an endgame attack randomly. HUGE arc of green electricity, vaporizing right through the building and coming right at Lobo. No telling how many innocents that just killed blasting into adjacent buildings in the block. By the way, UNSC Marines, watch your feet. He left a Teslite Grenade at the floor around the entrance too as a gift to you.>That FUCKING godmodde->https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2GRCLohdD4>ERRRBRBLBLBLBLBLRRZ>Good news! He's wasting his Petrusite armaments.
>>77650788>Beneath the waves not far off the islands' coast slumbersa giant, far from his usual stomping grounds. An EDF advisory warning Category "G" has been issued for the Faroe Islands to keep all aquatic vessels below 20 knots to avoid disturbing the kaiju's slumber.
>>77652117>i was simply too lost in the sauce for my own good>>77652184>>77652743>>77652766>NYOOOM LOOK AT HIM GO, HE'S RIDIN' EM, COWBOYGET OUT HERE AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN YA GUTLESS BASTICH!>He's firing grenades, wildly blasting down walls, doors, and people>He's firing bullets, shredding the furniture, the carpet, and the patrons>He's firing off globs of spittle and snot as he roars, rocks, and rampages I DON'T USUALLY WORK FER FREE->He yells after doing a sharp U-Turn to run over a random civvie he somehow missed in his radioactive rampage-BUT T'DAY I'LL BE HAPPY T'GUT YER ASS PRO-BONER!>Speaking of, he has a raging one right now-I CAN SMELL YA FER MILES NANCY-BOY, YA CAN'T HIDE FROM THE MAIN MAN!>And it's true, he can't. Once Lobo has a lock on someone's scent, he can track that man anywhere, anyplace, any time. Not even running across the universe or to another dimension can keep him off the trail for longGOTCHA!>That does not, however, stop him from, y'know, ramming his bike straight into a trapAW FEETAL'S GIZZ->CHOOOOOOM just imagine that text is covering a big full page spread of Lobo's bike getting blasted apart as the MAIN MAN go is blown to charred bits>As an unfortunate side-note, this has the added effect of detonating the mini-nukes, blasting the entire west side of the building and most of the city block beyond it's walls to bits in a tidal-wave of radioactive falloutFRAGGIN BULLSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT->Yells Lobo's severed, still swearing head as it goes flying...>>77652241>....STTRRRRAIGHT INTO THE WIDE-OPEN DOORWAY
>>77650825
>>7765288620 knots u say? owo
>>77650825>>77651734>Eccentric!
>>77652886>Crawls.up this thing's ass
>>77652886Ultraman could kick your ass
>>77652008(Sorreh for the the wait.)>[You feed The Rover. His maw eat the strips whole. Now he's looking at you again.]>[Moar! He needs some. Or he'll make you into the lunch. They drop there rations on the floor, of course Rover couldn't say no to free food. He has manner (to an extent) and he is a good boy.]>[As for Gigolo, if you knew who is behind that skin mask, he's long gone. A trickster in disguise.]>[Rover, has a very large appetite. Ya got any Gúta meat? Hell point Rover to some guta he'll keep that population of beasts in check.]
>>77652743>>77652766>>77652913>As chaos reigned within the beleaguered building, the frankly and seemingly out of their depth Marines tried to make *some* headway here as the two(?) crazed men brawled. The albino's rampage alone was causing mass destruction to the unfortunate structure, the troopers prior attempts at entering being halted for the moment as the lead jarhead shouted over the din to the Pelican above. (MRN #1) X-Ray 010! Do you have visual on the target! (X-Ray 010 PLT) He's not hard to miss, guy's tearing the Hell outta that building. I'd recommend against entering it if I was you. (MRN #1) Copy that, we'll hold off for now! >Discretion was the better part of valor. But once a lull, brief as it was, was had, the troopers would attempt to enter the building. Only for one of the men to get zapped by the electro-'nade, the poor shotgunner seizing as he caught the full brunt of its fury! Marine Three collapsed dead as a doornail from the trap, the leatherneck leader swearing as he motioned for the rest of his troupe to back up. (MRN #1) Goddammit, we got a man down here! Repeat, man do->And things only got worse when Radec fired his laz0r and obliterated the biker's ride in a devastating explosion that rocked the structure and the Marines shit. Of which...0-3: One Marine would die outright. 4-6: Two Marines perished from the explosion. 7-9: All three Marines would be shuffled off this mortal coil.>Whatever the case may be, the still hovering D77H would be there to witness the destruction. And possibly see Lobo's severed 'ead go flying past them in turn... >Needless to say, reports that were being made back to the frigate above all but demanded an additional response considering how the STAKES keep escalating!
>>77652743>>77652913>[Both ran right into the anomalous hallway.]>[Wave 1: START!]>[Just as Lobo comes blazing right into the hallway in purist of his mark.]>[SUDDENLY HAND! https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGFgTiFLm5-PypivnPPYoOKYDHUKHKNyeu3RLOFDI4F5_djwLXxbkj56mFRr4YUVqyV8_kYTcHffy9Df4fYJCfOtPyDncxZ1X7awsNmoJHOM6pc_3a9i_H5oKj-01JR46mnwi7i6qqTcw/s1600/Bloodborne%25E2%2584%25A2_20180707103200.png>[A door swing open with massive hand popped out and grabbed the Main Man's beloved bike! All that speed just to come to a sudden stop!]>[What followed were all the doors within this corridor swinging open in unison. Behind you Radec the bell chime agains.]>[See the culprit, a woman in dark robes, her skin a deathly gray and sunken in. Hair dull white. She's holding the handbell in her left hand. Rising the instrument high and she chimes the bell.]https://youtu.be/C17iRMUD8hA?si=Oi96H3pZ_vpQ9zj4>[Hear the ethereal chime coming from the instrument. Dinner bell rung.] >[Every door in this hallway, out came zombies.]https://imgur.com/a/mwoYwoB>[Same grey skin colour as the bell maiden. Each armed with knives and cleaver. Yeah it's horde time.]
>>77653336I'm not opening all that stuff
>>77653064(It's cool lol)>No surprise such a large creature had a big appetite, the provided rations from beef jerky to tuna casserole being consoomed in short order by the hungry dog. Just about everything that could be spared was turned over by the six-man strong team to appease this massive pooch. Hopefully it would be enough for now, especially as a quick look from one of the troopers showed that Gigolo guy was long gone. There was a sneaking suspicion that they had intentionally given them the slip. Perhaps the manacle itself being a fancy farce that didn't do anything to contain the huge beast... >With time and options running out, and no Gútas or Moas for the dog to chow down on, the Marine sergeant knew he had to keep things going lest his people wind up in trouble.(MRN #3) Okay, what now sarge? (MRN SGT) Let's see if we can retreat. We fed them enough for now I think. >Or so he hoped, the NCO and his men and their Warthog slowly backing off from the dog.
>>77653360
>>77653360It's just an eldritch nightmare in the links. It is most definitely not an IP grabber.Don't look at or answer the knocking at your window.
>>77653399Maybe use your words instead of pasting image links like a fucking Wattpad fanfic lmfao
>>77651734cake
>>77652913>>77653154HGG-!!!>Radec sure is glad that Helghast physicality involves enough freakish durability to tank a missile from small arms at least once. It was at least SOME help when the nuclear fireball of death expanded like my gut after visiting a roadhouse bar and grill.>It surely shocked the shit out of him when his bones felt the force propel him back, all while Lobo meets Cthulhu over there now out of fucking nowhere. He went skidding across the floor and through a wall halfway before he got rung in the helmet by the floor. His Petrusite rifle dented and inoperable.IDIOT DOG-! I... WON'T... I...>He hackles behind his helmet, takes a hard stare at >>77653336 almost as long as that link.>And then goes wide eyed as the therapy office in ruins fills up with people presumably in need of therapy.Kuh... This got interesting-!>BLAM! One down, bullet to the skull. He has his StA-18 sidearm and combat knife drawn again as he rises from his knees quickly. The Colonel doesn't waste a second, swinging it wide to slash the necks of any immediately in front of him. He takes aim at bell bitch and returns her to the infernal kitchen she's destined for with a burst of fire on this magazine.YOU LACK DISCIPLINE!>The Marines present, had they managed to stagger within, would be greeted by the quite frankly perplexing an worrying sight of Radec slamming one of the machete brandishing corpses through a wall with a shoulder block like extreme pro wrestling kayfabe.YOU LACK STRENGTH AND POWER!>And now he's beating another with its own torn off arm.IS THAT ALL THIS PLANET CAN OFFER ME?>This has somehow turned from domestic dispute to Garth Ennis storytelling to an Indonesian action film. Nobody would blame the UNSC if they just fired the guideds into this city block and leveled it at this point...!
>https://files.catbox.moe/5wohty.mp4
blurkers?
>>77653154>>77653336>>77653652>Lobo's head bounces into the grisly charnel pit like a volleyball sailed far past the netBLLGHRHHH->Despite not being connected to his stomach, he somehow manages to puke up a truly prestigious amount of bile, grease, and what appears to be the entire top half of the Lincoln MemorialFeetal's gizz... if I still had an ass it'd be chapped t'hell and back... Nnhh.. where'd the hell am I anyways?>It's a small mercy he hasn't noticed his bike was trashed yet. That'll be a fun experiance for everyone involved. But as for now...Hey! Hey ugly!>The severed Czarian rolls himself around across the bloodstained floor until he can slide himself up to a zombies ankle and unleash a brutal CHOMP>Like a screaming evil alien schnauzer he latches on to the zombies leg, and does his best Pac-Man impression, rapidly chomping up all the stale, rotten meat he canWHEN I GET ENOUGH LONG PIG IN ME T'PULL MY BODY BACK T'GETHER, YER ALL DEAD, YA HEAR ME!? DEAD!>Just uh. Just give him a sec, he'll be around shortly.
>>77653659Call me crazy but somehow I get the feeling this isn't the real eric who posted this
>>77653659Eric posted this.
Why is my penis so big and amazing
>>77653896present it
>>77653387>[Hope these guys don't mind starving for a moment.]>[Rover looked up. Letting out a bark and then he turned around and started walking away. Note the energy reading that lead the marines to Rover, had noticeably decreased. If anything they may have soothed the great hound. You know the intel from the Ireland campaign had listed this beast as a dangerous, and yet all the marines did was not shoot at hound upon first sighting and offered him some food. And he just walked off, did they place a tracker on the great hound?]>(Also, Netflix listed every Sherk movie. Gonna do a movie marathon with my boys one of these days.)
>>77653652>>77653792>Among the shellshocked survivors was *a* single Marine, the corporal and leader of the once intact fireteam getting ragdolled by the explosion. By some miracle however he lived while his two mates didn't, their broken forms and weapons clattering about him as he was thrown out into the street. >With ringing ears, he woozily stood to his feet, the thunderstruck man taking a moment to collect himself and his fallen DMR as he tried to asses the situation. And came to the near immediate conclusion that things were certifiably FUBAR, the man groaning as he radioed the Pelican above. (MRN #1) X-Ray, I report two additional Marine KIAs. I'm wounded but able to continue. Argh, what is target status? (X-Ray 010 PLT) Christ, it's a real mess up here corporal. I'm reading multiple unknowns now >>77653336 as well. Wait a minute... >A quick flit to infrared revealed not only Radec going ham along with Pac-Lobo, but a whole slew or Lorans! The pilot couldn't help but blanch slightly at the confirmed presence of the otherworld and freakish monsters, the man quietly swearing to himself as he radioed back to the shellshocked NCO. (X-Ray 010 PLT) I read confirmed Lorans at the building site. Repeat, we got freaks in the area! >Growling to himself, the non-com made his tactical call. (MRN #1) Alright, this crap is just too much. Radio the Haste and let them know about the situation. I'm calling it here since my damn team just got wiped out by whatever the Hell's going on! Get me out of here! (X-Ray 010) Wilco. >True enough, the bird and its pilot updated the UNSC light frigate above. And considering the situation, a rain of Archer missiles *might* even be authorized to flatten the building in a desperate attempt at quelling the monstrous invasion. It wouldn't be the first time they'd done something like that with prior infestations... (1/2)
>>77654077>>77653336>>77653652>>77653792>For now, the corporal limped towards the dropship as it likewise used thermals to get a picture of the others within the barely standing building. Soon enough, and with little fanfare or warning, it would unload its primary weapon into the swarming masses. >70 mm depleted uranium rounds from its chingun erupted forth to try and shred its targets, the autocannon blazing with unerring accuracy as it attempted to thin the herd and covered the retreat of the sole surviving Marine. While using its complement of Anvil-II missiles WAS tempting, the pilot didn't want to risk collapsing the building and further endangering whatever civvies were left in the area. >That could possibly come later with a Arhcer bombing mission on the cursed site as the UNSC was seemingly willing to call it even after their Marines got their butts kicked! (2/2)
>>77653996>Marines make do, and parting with their rations was a small price to pay to avoid getting eaten themselves! >That, and this interaction with the massive mutt, strained and frankly terrifying as it was, provided some invaluable insight into the strange creature that had terrorized Ireland more than a year ago. Unfortunately however, the troopers didn't have, let along place, a tracker on the dog. Doubtlessly ONI would chew the fireteam out for such a missed opportunity in the coming debrief. But again their encounter showed that despite the beast's awesome power and terror, it *could* be quelled. >As they pulled away themselves and the great hound padded off, the leathernecks and their leader called for an evac. All too soon a Pelican would arrive to take them back to the Make Haste. (Nice lol. It's been ages since I watched a Shrek movie t.bh.)
>>77653652>[Zombies all around, yet Radec was quick to react.]>[Headshots, popshots. Even taking one of their weapons and slicing necks.]>[For the bell maiden, filled with lead, drops down. Note her body bursts into light blue dust. But for every zombie killed, a door swings open and another immediately takes its place. Endless horde, power be on understanding are at play, or the healthcare system trying to rid the world of people dealing with all types of mental illnesses, so they don't have to offer funds to them. Take your answer.]>[Three zombies come, these armed with twin axes. One comes leaping forward, both axes positioned high for an overhead swing!]>>77653792>[Who's going to pay for the damages on his bike? I'm sure Lobo can find a good price for the weapons the Banished gave him a few days ago.]>[Despite being just a head, Lobo still proves to be a massive pain! Chomping down on a leg and moving up with terrifying speed. Damn you, DC logic! Heads up! (Pun intended) Two more from behind! This pair had armed themselves with twin axes! One takes a swing, caring little if he hits his own ally, but chopping up this mobile head matters more!]>>77654077>>77654086>[Unfortunately the pair left the doors open. Two of the endless watcher horde took notice of the lone marine. Sprinting right of the cursed hallway, hand axes in each arm, in hot pursuit!]>[Then suddenly, Pelican! Unloading its chaingun right into the cursed corridor, ripping the twin watchers into red mist. And another weapon-wielding zombie within the chaingun's firezone!]
I was in bed for 11hrs and still feel like a zombie. What is this garbage..
>>77653659
>>77653659This is gay as fuck.And this is coming from me, so you KNOW it's gay af.
>>77654771Everyone knows you are gay. Why else would u chat with Mordred in ftt
>>77654181>[With the great hound keeps walking until reach another area to claim for itself. Let it be known the princess of Hyrule had shattered the seal a certain psychic witch in order to control this beast. Rover was mostly loyal to the king of monsters, until survival instincts kick in. In other words, Rover is neutral aligned, biggest issue being he cares little about collateral damage and his overall appearance.]>[But these marines can live for another day, assuming ONI spooks don't throw a fit for not tagging the hound. You know damn well they would want to have this pupper as living weapon.]>[One a nearby mountain, watching from above. That man in a purple suit, staying out of sight, watching the whole thing. He'll vanish once more, only three left and one more thing on his list.]>(mission complete. Achievement unlocked: no marine died this mission. Told my father, got invited to do the marathon in his backyard with a projector and him grilling. Hell of a good time. Get your boys to binge all the movies on your end. I still think the 2nd one was the best, and the 3rd was the worst.)
>>77653792>>77654077>>77654086>>77654389It's not enough! The Helghast! We won't fe->For as strong as the Colonel is...>He's isn't a one man army. And while he could last a decent time against the horde even after taking a hit from Lobo and more, he barely managed to dodge the axe of another reanimated freak, which bit into his BDU and cut the skin beneath, making him wince. He unloaded the last two bullets of this mag into the zombie and threw his knife into the belly of another.KUAAAHH!>But the real gibbus of his injuries sustained from today's Indonesian action flick was when the Pelican deigned to open up on the bullet with the autocannon. One of those shots streaked near Radec's position through the roofing and caused him to fall back. Then roofing came down on him as the floor boards gave out.>And with that, the Colonel was buried under rubble, plummeting to the basement.>If he survived or not was unknown at this time.>He was out of this fight.>also because i have just ordered curry that i am praying won't end my life today from a bangladeshi place and im waiting on that before going to see friends so i must cut this short sadly>thanks for the rp brehs feels good to figaro again
>>77654879And now he's in a korma
>>77654802That was just shitpostin'.Also, samefag check :3c>>77654802>>77653896
>>77654940dafuq u checkn me for u tard kun
>>77654982MARKIPLIER?!
>>77654077>>77654086>>77654389>>77654879>Damn it Lobo, pull yourself together!>...oh wait, he can literally pull himself together>WISE FWOM YOUR GWAVEHAHA, YEAH BABY, BACK IN ACTION!>More or less. A skeleton slapped with meat on it isn't quite what you'd call a grand return to the action, but at least he's back in the fight>Cackling like a madman, Lobo rips the spine out of a fallen zembler and prepares to swing it-...Aw frag me->Just in time to hear the Pelican's main gun spin up behind himhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaQiU6mo6Fk>Well, there goes the neighborhood.>And the building they were standing in, as Lobo goes to join the Colonel at the bottom of the RUBBLE PIT (trademark pending)THIS IS SUCH FRAGGIN' BULLLLSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttt->i was gonna have to bounce soon anyways so this seems like a fair place to call it>LOBO WILL RETURN IN: FRAG HARD 2: FRAG HARDER
>>77654805>Against all odds, the troopers had survived their dangerous encounter with the Scourge of Ireland, the terror of the US and Diamond Dogs letting the Marines live by virtue of the fact they treated it, treated HIM with kindness. Instead of you know, shooting first and asking questions later. >Of which those questions would be asked from ONI ranging from "why didn't you try to bring the creature back with you" to " did they prefer MREs or the beef jerky snack"? And of course, "what kind of name is Gigolo and why didn't you confirm if he was KIA"? >Still, the mission was by in large a success! Hopefully the next encounter with the big dog would prove better considering today's insights that had been gleaned by the Marines. For now however, Rover would be free to wander yet again... (Sounds like fun, it's also been too long since I've been to a BBQ. Hope you have a good time man. Thanks for the RP!) >>77654879>It's all good man, I was looking to head out soon myself so this works nicely lol. Appreciate the RP with you of course, I'll get my final replies out before calling it. >Hopefully Radish survives, I want to see him fuck more shit up t.bh and become a sort of rival/menace to the UNSC.
>>77654994Haven't I mentioned before that I watch markiplier nonstop on repeat?
Time for the next video. I like that one. They eat all the food and then make an edit about mark eating an egg like a snake.
>>77654389>>77654879>>77655002 (Good shit as well. ONI deffo has to hire this totally stable guy at some point lmao) (MRN #1) Son of a bitch! >The Marine shouted as zombies tried to chase after him. Thankfully, the Pelican was there to save his green ass AND ruin the party for everyone else with its hefty chaingun, DU boolets tearing the shit out of everything in its murderous path. The Marine could've *sworn* he heard the laments of the deadly duo over the din, but he ultimately banished it as a battlefield hallucination. >With the building falling down and his retreat covered, it was time to bug out, the sole survivor of this therapy session turned deadly clusterfuck boarding the D77H and getting the frag outtta Dodge. >Assuming no Lorans survived that shit to crawl out of the collapsed structure, an Archer hit wouldn't be needed. >And just as well, the trooper and those within the UNSC had a sneaking feeling they hadn't seen the last of anyone involved here for that matter...
>>77654922that's awful... i imagine he got better thoughradec's a tough s.o.b., he can eat a whole GL drum and keep going but he's still pretty squishymy rule of thumb's always been that, if it is something that could definitely kill the guy im playing as, yeah he dies from it lmao, i think the most godmoddy thing i regret ever doing was having nemmy survive venom's energy blast but that was just bcuz i wanted to do the final form badly lol>>77655002this is good enough to turn into a longstanding trendthe rubble fall of fatalistic ambiguity, for when your spinach contest needs a caplol have a good one lobro, my only two guesses who you are is either lilith or jagi and im leaning my twin brother>>77655015i will use the shotgun next time i have a playstation allstars rival encountersee you man!alright spot out
>>77654982Just checking if you were gloating 'bout your giant peen or not :3Plus I like pickin' on ya.
>>77655168>Chief will bring the OG M90 CAWS to counter you as well from Combat Evolved. Now THAT'S a shotgun. >And yeah, good stuff with you again my man, it was a pleasure. See you around!
>>77655020Also, try oneyplay if you haven't watched em. Shits cash bro.
Play with my balls?
>>77655251Your plan comes with a few big problems. It's very obvious I'm using 4chanX cause of my.. everything. So I can change the (You)s.. and I only ever anon post on my phone which means even if that was me, it wouldn't show the (You) unless my phone has the same IP.>>77655276Sorry but I only watch Markiplier. Unless I need some like.. tutorial videos or such, I literally only watch Markiplier.. every single day.. on repeat.. I have watched this half dead 3 vid of his at least 50 times before. My youtube history is markiplier and vocaloid songs, nothing else.
>>77655328You're making it very difficult to bully you.Also, Chris O'Neill > markymooBack to work I go.
>>77655394Hah, you think I have any idea who that chris is? I know mark, bob, wade and shaun. That's all I need.And neither of em ever got paid from my views cause I got ad blockers.
>>77654879>>77655002>[The chaingun rips apart the building. Radec on a zombie killing, when one jabs two axes into the Radec. The building was ripping apart, parts of the ceiling collapse. Crushing nearby watchers. With debris running down on Radec and the Main man. For both wild manics, there was brief moment where a warbling noise echoed into there ears. The environment changed around the pair, sending them back into a basement for Radec and into some random room for Lobo.]>[The anchor point holding this small pocket dimensions was destroyed by the pelican, causing everything to collapse. Reality is back to normal. But the Helghast Colonel and Tha Main Man will need a day or two to recover.]>>77655158>[A brief slip-space rupture pings on nearby equipment. Localized entirely within the building, collapsing in on itself. The only remains of Loran where the two watchers left dead, in their pursuit of the marine. The white hallway with blue doors, gone. No evidence that it was there in the first place. But ALL of them, including the two manics the UNSC were chasing had escaped. If these marines are aware of that remains unknown.](Aye. Good place to end this. Thanks for the ArrPee fellas. Hit me up next time for another round of Soulborne horde mode.)(I'm surprised no one made a horde-mode for any soulsborne game yet)>NNNS0S
I want to see Sam Hyde and futa Mordred tag team Link
>>77655576I believe there are 8 AIslop threads all over 4chan in different boards. Go ask them. Trash has one, b has one, hentai has one..
>>77655650>futa>on /h/
>>77655661Well? Are ya gonna link us that gem?
>>77655015Now comes the part where Rover demands headpars and belly rubs from the marines. Or he's nuking them off the map. Maybe round up some Gúta before Reach's glassing, if you really want to get on Rover's good side.This one is done. Thanks for ArrPee again Gordon. Everyone take five.
>>77655681You're a fucking moron as usual, /h/ doesn't allow futa.
>>77655576>wanting to see Sammy assBro...You don't wanna see that.
>>77655697So we aren't gooning? fug..
no goonno sexno gock
more goonmore sexmore gock
Shall we play a gaymu? Mmm.. I can take entries for about 50minutes. Gimme 24! https://files.catbox.moe/2l0g97.webm
>>77656141Lennybut I'm going to sleep>ARTGG
No thanks
>>77656141Doctor Fate
>>77656141...
>>77656174Don't let teto bite u
>>77656141Code?
>>77656141Overgrown Rover>(So that's the original video.)
>>77656141Godzilla
>>77656263I like doing jungle, beach, knife. Which one would u like?
>>77656141Alpha1918
We can do fallout and casino too. But I might have to hurry for fallout. It sometimes takes very long.
>>77656141Zelyh
>>77656141Metal Sonic
>>77656141Sonic.exe
>>77656141seej!
>>77656356https://youtu.be/HNi8PcDIIN4?si=VUW2l3-6-0t0l0X5
>>77656412Fallout.
>>77656141Link>filler
Lil bro can only get sellouts to join
>>77656141Harley Quinn
>>77656652What does that even mean?
>>77656517Very well, Fallout it is.I'll need a little more slop tho.
>>77656141Eric's DEAD AIR
>>77656141Ashur Slasher
>>77656141Primal Beast
>>77656141Stinky futa GOCK
>>77656141HG anonposters
>>77656141A valid question
>>77656141Julia>>77656535Hi cutie~
>>77656141Big E
Is it just me or is the chief exceptionally skilled at missing games
>>77656141TOT island
How are we looking boys?
>>77656141Annoying dog
How in the hell am I gonna make a wincard for that ape gif.
>>77656141Ashlock
No time to waste, Gotta work in 50mins.Let's go wasteland exploring!
>>77657033>Multiverse....
>>77657050With photoshop and a dream.
>>77657033>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcU9Mq0WdsQ>Upon spoting her district-mate's glassy partys, Zelyh would attempt to engage them with her wipes!>>77657100>Stealing was a form of cleaning. Cleaning out house!
>>77657100>[Shaking himself off. Rover leaves vault 111 first. How they Vault-Tec managed to put a beast like Rover in cryo is a mystery. Probably wanted to save the hound for future military purposes.]
That dog really is annoying.Some running from deathclaws and yao guais.. Why Godzilla of all things runs from a big lizard is beyond me tho... and primal beast gets mogged. Wonder if he's one of those intelligent death claws that aren't pure violence.
>>77657100Fuck... double bloodbath deaths :(
That takes care of the double Lenny... and double Harley.>>77657219womp womp
>>77657100
>>77657210>[The pasta god chugs gallons of Nuka-cola? Why isn't that surprising. Not like Rover would understand.]
>>77657210
Aaand the annoying dog annoyed the wrong person. Elon seems to be as daft as ever. Was probably hoping he'd get some lewd time with the evil porcupine.Seej beseej's lenny's camp and makes him mush.>>77657154YOU ARE IN THE WRONG GAMEDIS IS FALLOUTNOT SKYRIM>>77657308I hate that fake transparent.
>>77657318
>>77657318>[*Sad monster doggo noises.*]>[Tipping over a Nuka-Cola Quantum, and taking a sippy of the glowing liquid.]
First he ties up elon, now he strangles link.. he's doing well with being an evil guy.His metal version isn't much nicer tho. Just brutalizing some poor woman.That's the weirdest gang of vault inhabitants I've seen. A beast, another beast, a catgirl, a fairy and a.. demon I guess.>>77657379what ya lookin at? >>77657387Now you can make happy doggo noises, you got animal friends.
womp
>>77657416
>>77657308>>77657318Here
Not hairy, bummer
>>77657308>>77657318>>77657461Fuck you too phone
Eric is on the hunt for dat TOT and GOCK kek.The hedgehogs actually meet! MEtal is helping exe to get back up. Sweet how 2 evils can be nice to each other.Doctor Fate still killing and stealing it seems..Seejs rambles about peace to anons again..>>77657461I know, I read the UFO event. I just like replying to cute images. That alpha looking up is adorable.
>>77657318Enough.>Hey, he's shrunk things before. I guess magic is somewhat equivalent to console commands, though that'd be more reality-warping's demense.
>>77657416>[Considering the primal beast roughly half Rover's size. He'll be the only one Rover would acknowledge.]>[Of course he'll make sure to be the leader of this pack, unless they have lots of food to convince him to stay as an attack dog.]
