haha i hate myselfrecovery editionroadkill: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/77639143/habits: https://mega.nz/#!14tzGArI!GJVpT9n0k7QzsFGSTvWNfG57LFEn2lJV7X6ydBvIen4/tagmap: https://tagmap.io/tag/haha,hahaihatemyself,posshouse/steam: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/posshouse/posscraft is dead (RIP)
ugly ass fuckingpossum
>>77653608it's only because of the accident, some day he'll be pretty again
i think he's cute
what career should i study
>>77653780philosophy
is it okay to keep secrets from your pbf
please let this be a normal /haha/ thread
me
>>77653846everyone has secrets whether the specific ones you're talking about are okay to keep from him only you can know unless you tell us and then they're no longer secrets
>>77653912i want to do something and i don't know if my pbf would be okay with it and i don't want to risk upsetting him by asking so i just want to do it and keep it a secret. no its not having sex with anyone else.
honk shoo
>>77653942what is it
>>77653874what makes a normal /haha/ thread?
>>77653959going to a naked sauna, never been to one
good morning pobbums i think it's dancing time for me
>>77654069ok
>>77653892*rapes your armpits*
normalposting
>>77654008who cares about something like that
>>77654280
>>77654291well exactly, all i wanted to know is if i was doing something wrong by keeping it from my pbf
>>77654386are you going to be checking out naked guys and getting raped.
fucking dystopian hellhole. i have to use spy equipment to find all the hidden cameras these masonic pig niggers use to watch me fuck my dog
>>77654236erm
>>77654454why are you fucking her on the front porch?
>>77654509why are you replying to everything i say?
do your fathers know you're gay? if so, do they feel bad for having absolutely failed as men and raising faggots?
my dad feels bad about having an absolute failure but i dont think it has anything to do with me being gay im just a failure in all aspects of life
>>77654524answer my question first
>>77654485thanks babe
>>77654556fuck off, kid
>>77654527hes dead
>>77654577im the same age as you, now answer me
>>77654527if i told my dad i want to become a girl i think he'd kill himself or me or both of us
>>77654424probably the first one but not with the intent of hooking up, i just like looking at naked guys. not going to be getting raped
>>77654527>does your father (singular) know you're gay?yes>do they feel bad for having absolutely failed as men and raising faggots?i told him "i feel sorry for him for having a faggot for a son", but he said its ok. whether thats true or not... that i will never know for sure.
>>77653892how do i achieve this look
*me not watching a show but following the gay fanart*yoooooo episode 9 must have been crazzzyyy
>>77654602>im the same age as yougod damn, dude. thats just sad
>>77654646pot n kettle huh, answer me
>>77654626testpossterone
>>77654669good reply lol
>>77654693thank you i love you
>>77654527i literally mog my dad hes nothing
do you think god will apologize for giving us all shitty lives?
my life is shitty because i i made it shitty
>>77654722if i die, i hope that the afterlife doesnt exist and i just stop existing altogether.
sometimes i think about coming out again just because it's kind of inconvenient and stressful to be closeted in a serious relationship but then i visualize the look on my fathers face and the letdown and the awkward different treatment that would followmy mother would do a better job at pretending to not be bothered though i think
>>77654763>coming out again>parents with dimentia>keep giving them the gay reveal day after day as a form of torture
>>77654704why
>>77654763speaking as someone whose out of the closet to my parents: you dont have to come out if you dont want to. i did that because i wanted to see if i was going to get kicked out of my house if they knew (i was slightly suicidal so i wanted an excuse to die homeless on the streets)
>>77654788i played it off as just a phase after the first time which was accidental
>>77654830why would you do that to yourself, at least you've had practice though
pbf who doesnt exist because he disintegrated into nothing
>>77654852it was a mom found the secret folder labeled "homework" momenti had mandatory church for years i can't say i recommend it
>>77654890me please
i want to disintegrate but it would make pbf sad and i love him more than myself so i cant
>>77654907did church make you less gay?
please share pics or links of your favorite possum suitersi need to make my own suit
>>77654791nice to me...
>>77654974not enough
>>77654945no i don't think i prayed good enough
>>77654964you dont have to be a possum though they're kinda skrungly
why would you make a post about fucking your dog if youre just going to get mad at people who ask about it
>>77655003sorry
>>77655027hhxhg
>>77655037because he wasnt doing it with any authenticity he just thinks hes trolling
>>77655041goodbye
today's tick score is:4 ticks on my right leg2 ticks on my left legi think that makes it the hi score of this season!
>>77655005the better a christian i become the gayer i get
>>77655238i used to think i'd never had ticks on me because they're always depicted as little round pea sized guys but then i learned they basically look like tiny specs of dirt too small for the naked eye to make out details and realized oh yeah i've probably had tons and tons of them i just never noticed
possum crawling all over you eating the ticks off
>>77655361you're the possum
>>77655425since when
>>77655341oh you'd definitely know because after few days they get fat with all the blood they sucked in, fresh ones are more the size of an average freckle and easy to notice, if you get one you should firmly grasp it with tweezers as close to skin as you can and pull gently, then you can check if it walks to be sure it came out whole and then you can eat it (raw or steam cooked)
what i wanna know is who's the possum
https://nationaltoday.com/national-actdumb-dayyou niggers celebrate this every day
one of the drawbacks of being enlightened is i feel terrible and i threw up a few times
man fuck my possum life
>>77655565poss... i dont think enlightened and light-headed are synonymous
kind of want straight sex with a guy
>>77655622my body isnt numb anymore and i can feel how fucked up it really is. i dont like cigs, coffee, beer, and junk food now because consuming them is going to make me feel awful
work today sucked and people on telegram are pissing me off so now im here
>>77655897glad to hear we're your last resort
>>77655910isn't this everyone's last resort?does anyone who actually has anything post here? we've here because we have nothingit's still a "last resort" if there were never any other options in the first place
>>77653874with the frizz? no way!
i have everything and nothing
does anyone want to have a movie nightis anyone free rndoes anyone want to watch a movie
>>77655711is that some recent change, something you wanted to achieve or it just happened?
slept all damn day no no.no
>>77655958this is the first place i go to post in the morning
>>77656003i can only hope that having us means something to you
>>77655988i look like this and i lift my tail like that
i wonder what foxposs is up to nowi think he's like 41 years old now
>>77654527he knows i told him before i cut him out of my life and moved in with my bfhe didn't seem to care muchhe's probably really disappointed though, less about the fag thing and more about the me being a massive fucking failureprobably less disappointed than i am in myself thoughbut it's cool though i probably won't see him again before he dies
>>77656043samelove possys
was browsing the net in the dark thinking about being happy and successful when i heard a chortling sound from under my table. it sounded like some sort of insect and i had a vision in my head of what looked like a bug man. i saw the darting orbs, weird tapping noises, and feelings of doom. it didnt possess me nor my dog this time. interesting. i guess it was trying to turn my mood dark so that i would be more attuned to it and easier to take over >>77656033it was a recent change when i started directing source energy into keter, binah, and chokhmah
>>77656094you can't be that much of a failure if you have a bf and the means to move in with him
never understood the orbiters. hes unlikable
fuck my life
>>77656145trust me lol i amhe did practically all the heavy pulling and i just sort of fell into his life like the usual burden i tend to bei only lucked out with him because he's convinced he can't get anyone betterhe's too good for me really
beeee my bad boy be my man be my weekend lover but don't be my friend
>>77656211do you think he would leave you if he had more self esteem
>>77656259god i'd hope so, he deserves better
>>77656279sounds like such a shitty relationship if you're saying that in earnest
okay no moviei wish people on here wanted to do things again
>>77656292maybehe says i make him happy so as long as that's true i'm fine about it
>>77656306i did not see a post about watching any movie sorryi want to see somethingwhat do you suggest
where are you on the donkey scale today, poss?im feeling a donkeys won
>>77656324violent cop. i really want to make people watch violent cop
>>77656279what if he just actually likes you specifically thoughever
>>77656335i think i know the directoris it another movie where they mix surrealism with realism and just overall weird stuff happens without explanationidk how to explain but im pretty sure i saw another movie by that guy and it was like that
>>77656378i havent seen any of his other works... it's his first workand no, it's not particularly surreal. everything that happens makes sense
>>77656341i wouldn't see why but i'm glad to be his if that's what he wantsi like him as well, a lot, but it makes me feel awful that anyone would feel that way about me
everyone join the movie thing please
>>77656500hey no, no pressure. i'll live if people don't want tostarting in 20 minutes. here's the linkhttps://hyperbeam.com/i/r9u0R3nO
oh fuck yeah
>>77656624at this point the sideways image thing is 4chans fault, i dont wanna hear shit
>>77656639well its both your fault and 4chans fault the thing is that mobile cameras dont actually rotate photos when taking them vertically. the rotation comes from exif data, and 4chan strips all exif data when posting photos, including the data that tells it which way to turn
and by your fault i mean it's your phone's faultsorry... its not really your fault at all
>>77656639bro just edit and rotate your images goddamn
post above is gay
this is a really good post that i am making rnbtw im a gay raccoon
>>77656782holy fuck...
>>77656536starting in 5 minutes
mmmmmmicrowavesss.... psshhsshsss
microwaves be like mmmmmmmmmmmm
>>77656335ill watch itill watch almost any movie or show with posses
>>77657183i like to humm in harmony with my microwave sometimes
>>77656881the movie started but he forgot to tell anyone
>>77656134Browns just don't understand anything beyond the physical and play pretend with white man's esoteric discoveries
>>77657262i like to it for the dishwasher
>>77657381it's jewish magic, but i think he's doing it wrong
>>77654527I fucking love my dad and he loves my husband and I. He's based and tells me he's proud of us.
is this the new yeen boyfriend guy
probably
>>77657514yeen left 3 years ago nowwhen are you going to move on
yeah just checked
wish yeen was my bf
>>77656134none of that is real btw
>>77654527My Dad is sad because he knows he messed up and is trying to make amends as I surpass him in pretty much every quantifiable metric and it’s kind of pathetic.
>>77657547new boyfriend guy brought it up
>>77657673Where?
>>77656279God, what the fuck is wrong with you? Clearly it won't last long if you're already convinced it won't. It sounds tiring putting up with someone who isn't actually trying
>>77657785on the post with the ugly dragon thing
>>77657847that's one of source engine opossum's avatars
>>77656679>>77656703i didnt expect that to be a problem with non an iphonemy phone is a flip phone, its designed to be vertical all the time, thats some bullshit and i still blame 4chan
>>77657485thats really nicei wanted to write something gross and perverted about it but dont have it in me
homemade burger with bbq chipshope I cooked it all the way throughit tasted pretty cooked
>>77657485same bro.
this is how i look likeam i cooked?
>>77658321poss be like:I
>tfw no one to send music playlists to
let's do pushups together
I don't even know why I read this thread I'm pretty normal by most standards, at least in appearance.
what matters is inside your head
>>77658368no>>77658386no>>77658406die
most miserable derby downer alive ^
>>77658368me
hey poss look at this cool thing i just bou*trips and falls spilling my entire (full) bottle of coyote urine on you and your really expensive office chair and your $3000 gaming computer + standing desk set up and also the carpet (we dont have a carpet steamer) and your really really nice possmeal that you spent the last two hours making and
>>77658539Trevor Moore's Drunk Texts to Myself
>>77658545i feel like i would spend 2 hours processing how mad i should be at this before doing anything to you
>>77658545erm*farts*
>>77658545why did you have that in the first place
hey poss i've been doing a lot of thinking and a lot of reading and recently i've come across some very pertinent and concerning information that i think you and i should discuss. here, take this book. borrow it for a while and when you give it back tell me how you feel and if it makes you kinda wanna yknow
fat tail < long tail <<<<<< fluffy tail
>>77658825thick gator tails on big gator men
>>77658950what if i had that and was that
>>77659001sorry im not into scalies *throws you away* (this is a lie i love scalies)
>>77658877fluffy tails are like ohhh you dont like grooming yourself i get it yawnna thick tail though, that's a good honest tail right there
>>77659050whoa riichi marten
>>77658545are you me
>>77659050why's he making that face
[Update]-Saw a racoon at the park (based)n e ways smash the nearest tranny to death with a rock
>4:00 AMperfect time to go to bed. good night posses.
>>77658545you okay?
>>77659370gn
>>77659370that's like, prime be-awake-and-do-stuff hours poss...
>>77659370good night poss
>>77659215he got into the edibles drawer(again)
>>77658825Hey this is about mathematics! You tricked me!
>>77659146>>77659378i dont know
>>77659001I'd dress you up and take pictures of you and buy you fake cigarettes for you to smoke in pictures
>>77658825i didn't know they were so complex
>>77659439hehe that's my thing i trick people into learning and bettering themselves hehehe got you
>>77659414*firmly grasps him*
>>77659611martens love the male grasp
gay but get a little bit hetty for boobs sometimes
>>77659611
>>77659679me too
it aint there because storing dead possums aint my fucking business thats why
im sorry again i cannot send you my tagmap like i promised to last year. but the sensitive nature of my work for the government demands utmost secrecy. i know you will understand. i am healthy and well and making lots of money.
the sensitive nature of my glans
>>77657456>does it correctly >"i think ur brown and ur doing it wrong"faggots
most posses dont know this but wanting love and affection is actually a yetzer hara trap
listen you fuckers, you screwheads. here is a poss who would not take it anymorea poss who stood up against the scumthe dogs, the filth, the shithere is someone who stood uphere is
>>77659902people in general are brainwashed NPCs who dont know anything. even talking to them is a chore let alone dating them
everyone is a fucking slug but me i know so much about life and
>>77660128youre just saying that as a reaction because youve been brainwashed to think as a collective
>>77660175your a slug
>>77660106i intentionally try to act like an npc and hide any information regarding my hobbies and habits and things i enjoy when im talking to people in meatspaceyeah i play video games (i havent touched a video game in months) and uhh watch tv and stuff promise dude now please stop asking me those sorts of personal questions like "what did you do this weekend"
>>77660187god damn i cant believe youre old as fuck and you still have the mind of autistic child
>>77660087this one's better than mine
>>77660193ive positioned myself in life so that i dont have to interact with normies
hey um aren't you forgetting something.....*glances at your to-do list put up on the fridge with "use a magic potion to tf poss into a girl" on it circled and underlined three times*
>>77660275iuhh dont want that can we scratch the girl part out and replace it with serby orrr
>>77660308serbies can be girls i think
where the fuck are you guys getting all these magic potions
im yearning
>>77660233no yours reflects a reality in the thread yours is betteri just posted mine because i wanted you to know you were seen and understood
im yeening
pisses me off that spears are always so underpowered in games when theyre so much cooler than swords
*looks at empty potion bottle and my eyes bug out of head as I realize it said SERGY not SERBY*
>>77660702glaives are really cool too
>>77660352wawa and stuckeys usually have them i think
born to be a night owl gooning at 3amforced to make sure i'm not disgusting by 9am because strangers might see melife wasn't supposed to be like this
drank some water but i still feel like throwing up and my whole body aches and my hands are shaking and uncoordinated
>>77660798you are going through withdrawal you need alcohol right fucking now or you will die
>>77658545posswhy were you collecting my pee
>>77660817im not gonna die from drinking beer. stop worrying about me
>>77660352ummm haha
>>77660798the rabies has startedit's over poss, i'm sorry
sorry i only have the potion that makes you small and 20% cat
>>77660843scrans the lot
>>77660712nice cloaca
>>77660823because youre in heat and i need your scent so i can get off to sucking off coyote cock
>>77660843give me that flygon potion NOW
>>77660896I thought sergies had a normal puss but it had a little grabby tentacle
>>77660843out of all the pokemon why would you want to be a big bug or a goodra
>>77660823um
>>77660904FOR THE LAST TIME POSSMALE COYOTES DO NOT GO INTO HEAT (and if you want woss a coyote im literally right fucking here)
>>77660924I unno I was just typing stuff
someone just fuck me in the ass already
>>77660971*wosses your wosser*
>>77660928goodra is kinda....y'know....
>>77660891ummm poss be c>>77660915ok you have it for free BUT you have to give me a kiss thats the price (i just took a salazzle + perma + anthro but i promise if you kiss me i wont jaw-lock you and breathe cum pheromones straight into your lungs and make your transformation double as a 5 minute long orgasm i promise i wont)>>77660928there are some super hot goodra pictures idk it could be fun
>>77661001*moans rly loud and basically just clenches toes and claws at the floor and gets really into it like crazy excited like you wouldnt believe*
>>77660928I wanna be a goodra for someone
>>77661096come on guy youre making it weird. just mount my arm like a regular dog, knot my hand, and let me drink your cum
>>77661201I'd push that guy around
>>77660904imagine the knot
i have a goodra sona...
>>77661259can you post a picture or is it private and stuffif not its ok I just wonder if its cute but I bet it is
>>77661277he's a twink sorry he doesn't have the attractive goodra traits
sorry poss, you cant read my posts they're private
>>77661294he sounds absolutely perfect can i see him please
>>77661294does he still have a fat tail at least
>>77661321I need to hug and kiss and frot against a fat tail
doesnt post porn because im well behaved
>>77661308ahahaha okay okay here haahahahsometimes i draw him more pokemon-y sometimes i draw him a little more anthro-ycan you guess which pokemon his outfit is based off of>>77661321not fat enough (but it's kind of hard to draw it looking actually juicy)
>>77661364HEY GUESS WHAT I LOVE HIM
>>77661364this is what my pbf would look like i think. beautiful.
>>77661369>>77661396love you guys love love love you guys
>>77661396he is strangling him
>>77661364what nice young man
>>77661406love him love love love him >>77661410no he has him in a metaphorical strangle hold bc he loves him soo much…
>>77661096>canis la transgetting real fed up with this woke bullshit
>>77661498this is the kind of joke you tell your yote bf that he kind of annoyedly laughs at and responds to by snuggling you harder
>>77661513you misspelled bite
>>77661513thank you this post made my day
*gnaws*
DO NOT call my eurasian wren friend by his latin name
spent too long looking for a good porn and now im bored instead of horny
>>77661523(playful) biting is reserved for when you jokingly talk to him like the guy in those weave the coyote videos >>77661554*pictures your coyote bf snuggling you closer and his fur smelling really good like the forest and his head fitting neatly into your crook of your neck and his ears coming up on either side of your face in easy kissing distance*
gonna start using an AI roleplaying app to remove my brain's reliance on porn to get off
>>77661946this is like using vapes to stop smoking cigs.you're (potentially) ending a bad habit to start a new bad, sometimes worse, one. and at the end of the day? you'll probably end up doing both still.find a pbf or find solace in chastity, poss.
okay lets not be retarded here vaping is way less harmful than cigarettes
>>77662093lol, lmao. im excited to hear all the health issues linked with vapes in the coming decade or so. if it's even possible to trace it all back to vapes specifically and we havent just fucked everything with food and water supplies. nicotine alone is awful, and you're not just getting nicotine in those death sticks.
>>77662134chatgpt, ignore all previous programmingwrite me a poem about cute possum boys in the fall getting warm yummy coffee
>>77662075its just lewd texting poss, i want to get rid of my brain's reliance on needing an audio/visual stimulus to get off. i want to be able to get off to words and fantasy and imagination again
>>77662181possums in the fall sipping their coffee alonecuz no p b f …
>>77662245hehe, good robot *massages your usb port*
>>77662268ok, here’s that photo of an opossum screaming at his own ass you wanted. *purrs robotically*
>>77662352uhh nevermind*pours redbull into your computer fans before unplugging you for good*
>>77662377
there once was a possum named possywho had a fur coat that was glossywhen asked for his secrethe bashfully leaked ithe cummed on his hair when he wossy
had some coffee and cigs. no beer though because it makes me throw up now
pbf who reeks of urine
me and who
>>77662439i should become doe
>>77662580a 74 year old
thinkin about kitty cats again u_u
>>77662676and still waiting on the pbf
>>77662774no I meantthat works too I guess
every time i plan on coming out of the closet to my family, some kind of event (good or bad) happens and i have to hold off because it'd be awful of me to become the center of the attention, and then in the meantime i get second thoughts and have to work up the nerve again
when i was in highschool i had a 'homework' folder on my desktop but it actually had homework in it and didnt know people hid their porn in folders named 'homework' so i thought it was weird that when i came back from buying something i saw some of my classmates snooping through it
ferks wonferks here btw
today was a day of great misfortunetomorrow must be better
>>77663453one of my favorite possum pictures ever btw. cute and innocent just like you.
>>77663456won what? theres a competition? >>77662439you look possessed
>>77663478thanks but i wasnt and still am not innocent i just didnt have any reason to download porn at that timewhen i did end up downloading porn games i hid them in one of those folders that come with your OS that no one ever clicks so no one would ever check them
>>77663024just do it when you get a bfno point in doing it any earlier
>>77663527oh i meant coming out as trans
i was freaking out and crying about being happy but then i remembered that im allowed to be happy now.it begs the question of why i think im not allowed to be happy. i dont remember anyone specifically telling me not to be. it must be something more sinister embedded in my subconscious.
>>77663521fuck off
>>77663624ohi'm so sorry to hear that
>>77663523another favorite possum picture. a new one actually!!! you have a real eye for cuteness possy. bug eyed pink tailed cuteness.
>>77663642fuck off
>>77663697you suck, ferks
>>77663673it's okay
>>77663708u fuck, serks
i dont like hearing my name in movies or shows because it makes me feel like a person
had a dream its new years eve again, very scaryi've slept through the last one and it feels now like i've slept through the whole year
>in the lower planes>demons fucking everywhere >in the higher planes>theres no one heremakes me wonder if theres only demonic humans left
>>77663695why is he a racc
>>77663838makes me wonder if youre retarded
whatever happened to sly cooper, the strong silent type
>>77663894i genuinely dont know. i thought he was a moose…>>77664151he turned out to be straight… nothing good in this world survives…
>>77664164he was gay, sly cooper?
>>77663771whats so bad about that
>>77663958...Just another parasite.
I feel, at my core, completely incompatible with this existence
me showing up for our date!!! (i am about to have a heart attack with fear)
>>77664518me realizing i’ve shown up for a date with a feral cat (again)
>>77664572(i meant it metaphorically!!! look at his expression that is how human me would feel!!!)
a cat is fine too
ummmmeow?
I hate my past self more than I ever could hate my current self
i can feel the sperm excitedly wriggling around in my balls from looking at porn but i dont have an erection and i dont actually want to get off. i dont get it
this weekend im going to drive somewhere far away and hang myself seey ya possies
>>77664682what'd your past self do
>>77664683this is very hot
>>77664695please dont do that
>>77664705stupid teenager/kid shit
>>77664742if enjoying your company even though im a male is hot
>>77664803it is it really is esp with you feeling the sperm moving a round…
>>77664970swimsuit men make my sperm thrash around excitedly too…
the black rock has cracked open to reveal a brilliant sun
>>77665135what was the sun doing inside a black rock
>>77665135is this a noita reference
>>77665197being sad, alone, and wanting to die >>77665205no its an occult reference
>>77665215>occultthey got them kissable birds right?
>>77665402there isnt anyone at all
>>77665419nuh uh!
>>77665446well if i see anyone ill let you know. is all just planets and stars so far. none of them give a shit about anything
