/guplg/ - Girls und Panzer Lewd General #81Special Beachwear Edition >What is this?A lewd general on a red board made to let you post everything not allowed on /a/.Nothing is taboo here.>What do you talk about?Talk about the guppies, how they make you feel, or simply talk about whatever Garupan related thing you want!Previous Threads:https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%2Fguplg%2F/type/op/
Regardless of her looks, what do you think Nonna would be like in bed?
>>77667194Finally I can post it
>>77667283Wew, Anon hadn't got laid since the last thread
>>77667395LelMeant that I couldn't post these on /a/ as mods got angeru the last time.https://files.catbox.moe/abobk3.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/bf5mp8.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/ajxn9i.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/f26z2t.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/rixlkt.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/7x3pmc.pngBut at least I get to post more sloppa.
>>77667274She looks too happy
>>77667871Growth peak hit her like a KV-2
>>77668523This is the "Nonna meets (You)" timeline
>>77668548All guppies should grow to be big for ossans to properly enjoy
>>77667395I haven't actually cum since last thread...
>>77668719I'm only going to cum once DF5 is confirmed
>>77668853What if it's cancelled?
>>77668874Eternal chastity it is
>>77668853>>77669080Poor nonny never being able to cum...
I want to do depraved things to Hotaru and her slutty jc tits
>>77669419i don't think she is in GuP universe, but i love to suckle on her tiddies and tease her nipples with a strong desire to induce lactation
>>77669419>>77669600I made a mistake sorry too horny. Have a kinky Darjeeling to make up for it
>>77669419Chihatan must be losing pretty badly if they're now drafting 11 yos from different series
>>77669694She genuinely deserves this for cheating in the tournament by hiring a 20 yo
>>77667395Shiho hasn't gotten laid in 20 years lol
>>77670110Factually untrue (because I'm Shiho's rabasan) (I poked her hag pussy all wet just yesterday)
Need a blowjob from a guppie...
All jokes aside, the closest thing to a NTR guppie is Shiho
>/a/ thread was nuked
Some grannyjanny is seriously dilating
>>77669173>a guppie will never do this to my morning wood Why even live?
>Mods delete individual posts at random>Then nukes the thread because...?LmaoDragon Ball and One Piece schizo posting menwhile is all okay
>>77670608So you can at least fap to the idea
>>77670617Anzu schlurp...
>banned for saying mods are biasedKek
>>77670617My cock looks like this
>>77670708Shlurpqueen
>>77672676Me on the left
>>77673690I believe you
>>77673966Thank you nonny~
>>77668853>>77669080>>77669173Still in awe at how unseriously Klara was treated in SoP. By far the weakest part of the story
I want to treat Klara as a cheap onahole, just like SoP di
>>77674280She won't let you, pick an easier target
>>77674280>>>77674473Too late, Anon won.
>>77674612Goddamn what a butt
>>77674714
>>77674473What if I pick Nonna
>>77669419Based
>>77675247Uh oh this seems threatening
>>77674612Fake-looking dick
>>77675309Don't be afraid of witches
>>77675422Eila and Sanya would both drain meIt's terrifying
>>77675422Witch sex
For lulz
>>77675644Have her actually mount Koume mmkay
>>77675481>>77675600
>>77675742Witchposting is making me dangerously erect
>>77675786Which witch makes you the most erect
>>77675808Perhaps LynneShe's the perfect balance of breedable body and innocent cute
>>77675854
>>77675884I would play with those tits hard enough to leave hand prints...
>>77675902Big tits are made for groping afterall
>>77675966How does she even have this big tittiesShould be illegal for a cute witch her age
>>77675742>>77675808Something looks off here....
>>77676087Tight wanitummy
>>77676087
>>77676029Being lewd is an important part of being a witch
>>77676136I guess witches do need to be very fertile...
>>77676136Cumming inside Lynette
>>77676136>>77676227Lynne is such a good girl. Made for bouncing on your lap a bit while you ogle her jugs jiggle
>>77676171Why?>>77676240>>77676227Slags are made for cock
>>77676265>Why?Lots of witch stuff has to do with fertility, and the witches power gets weaker when they ageLynne is peak fertile so it's very good and very important
>>77676292So which witch is the least fertile
>>77676339That might be the hag witches, or really flat onesNot an issue with Lynne though, made for hard breeding sex
>>77676364
>>77676415Me on the right
>>77676464Uicchifeet...
>>77675709I tried, gomen.
>>77676503Better. Should have Koume's milkers on full display tho
>>77676464Ass NEEDS to be in my lap as I fondle her breasts
>>77676415Simply seeing Lynne flips feral breeding switch in me
Post milkers
>>77676631>shadowMy cock looks like thatFat head and curves
>>77676631Hot
>>77676745I admit the body is fucking good. The rest though....
>>77676631
>>77676786Someone stop this teasing uicchi
>>77676817B I G
>>77676786I'd take a paizuri from her.
>>77676786
>>77676821>>77676857The teasing stops when you cum
>>77676835>tits bigger than her hips and butt cheeks>hence no real blockersHard pass
>>77676865The sexo uicchi
>>77676835They are built for shotas
>>77676891Cutest fat person ever
>>77676880This ucchi should personally help me cum then
>>77676880I cum when the teasing reaches the climax
>>77676964>>77676978
>>77676911She doesn't need blockers when anon(her bf she loves a lot) has small pp anyway.
>>77676995I know it's just teasing but can I slide my tip in there, just a little bit?
>>77677005Blockers possess aesthetic value even when they're not being tested
>>77676995If your making the gesture then it better be in your mouth soon~
>>77677056I could easily penetrate those blockers
Saori is easily the sexiest guppie
>>77677156Saori is the easiest guppie too
>>77677176Wrong
>>77677076Going around them is cheating
>>77677222Gym storage room sex with the seal!
>>77677222I would be able to convince her to fuck
>>77677247Yup that's why you sink in head on
>>77677264Yeah but not as easily as others
>>77677302Honestly I wouldn't mind a bit hassle to get her show me a view like this
>>77677296Size?
>>77677356About 8 burger units
>>77677342You just have to promise her kisses
>>77677431As long as she gives me some kisses in return
>>77677368... wew
>>77677356Erwin looks the best choking on dick desu
>>77677453Well I told you I'd deal with the blockers so what did you expect
>>77677443Saori goes all in on lovey dovey
>>77677496Umm I was thinking Saori could be lovey dovey with some of my private parts you know
>>77677517Sloppy blowjobs are included
>>77677568As long as they're extra loving and she serves my every inch
>>77677603Literally me on the right
>>77677680She does but only the big ones get to leave a permanent reminder in her
>>77677728That's not a problem, she's going to fall in love with what I'm packing
>>77677751She might even let you lovey dovey her womb then
>>77677804Only if she can prove me first that she can properly swallow
>>77677832Of course she can
>>77677866That's good, I like a guppie who shows dedication. Wouldn't mind having my cock make out with her womb then
>>77677889Make sure you give her a kiss when you cum
>>77677910Only if she squeezes hard enough to deserve it
>>77678063The stockings of this franchise
>>77678063Chobbers...
>>77678080>>77678081Chob love
All the guppies are such nice girls. I can hardly imagine any of them bullying my itty-bitty boyhood.
>>77678104I want to tenderly love Chovi
>>77678105Hana would, and expect you to watch her with a bigger gentleman after
>>77678124
>>77678104The white legwear drives me crazy
>>77678151You meant to type dardar then
>>77678191Stick with the lore
>>77678208That is the lore
>>77678227Sorry I'm giving Hanafag something to fap about, stick with the lore or don't play the game
>>77678171
I would the ojou if we're being real
>>77678166I want to treat Chobi to so many cute dates and lovey dovey stuff. I'd do the lewd things she reads too.
>>77678151Hana would never bully Hanafag though, she's very nice
>>77679716Me fucking Mikko(fag) in the ass for correction
>>77677368Which guppies would you like to fuck with that, if you don't mind me asking?
Guppies are rather infamous for loving small pps.
If more AI sloppa is getting made, c-can we have some of Hana with Ann from Persona 5 in bikinis? I doubt the Hana-fag would mind.
>>77682314What about average penises?
>>77682670Maybe later, unless some other cool anon delivers.
I love my beautiful, fluffy wife
Darjeeling's summer vacation is never going to end.
>>77682845I see. I thought I saw some sloppa created in an earlier thread.
Going around the blockers is not cheating.
>>77684965Best Hippo
>>77683869Dardar has a dirty pussy
Slag heap
>>77687702Dardar would never waste herself on women
>>77687705Explain this then.
>>77687731Fake
>>77687731? This is just a workout session
>>77687886That's my cum btw.
>>77687944Good slag shagger
>>77687982Don't call her a slag, it's rude.
>>77688009She's a proud slag
Slag and slut unity
Not a slag and not a slut. They have praise kinks and like being called good girls.
>>77688336Good slag and good slut
>>77684856The reason I said that was because I went to sleep. But here you go.
Sex with Cranberry while listening to her cd collection.
Kay is still a virgin
>>77689165If two virgins have sex, they remain virgins.
Might as well the usual req asking postAnyone have any sloppa requests?Almost everything goes, artstyles included(as long as NAI recognizes hem)
>>77689889Shinobu smothering her face in Taeko's boobs.
>>77689915
>>77689949It's scary how the ai knew I would like seeing her in jeans without me saying it.
>>77689983I have been watching Ruri Rocks and jeans are in my mind. Thought that their volleyball uniform didn't fit, but also didn't want to give them both jeans. Thought about shorts, but they seemed too lewd, and for Shinobu I kinda wanted at least somewhat different clothes, a bit more girly ones. Thought about blouse but that gen was so good I didn't want to start messing with it.Jeans are always good taste tho so respect.
Confess
Now I kinda wanna gen nun guppies...
>>77690163I bought a pair of white and black pantyhose and imagine they were worn by Chobi or Darjeeling while masturbating with them on my face.
>>77690869lust inducing
>>77690909Only shotas allowed.
>>77691354Kay is for everyone
>>77691460Is she now?
>>77691578Yes she is
>>77691601You make her sound like a hotwife...
>>77691824A kay hotwife would be nice
>>77691837Wew
>>77691940Blondes like Kay just can't resist cheating sex
>>77691949I guess...
>>77692054Fucking hot
>>77692297One more. Then break
>>77690193Nun Kay would actually work surprisingly well since she's instinctively chaste
>>77692521I legit lol'd IRL reading this after I posted those gens. Thanks for the good laugh. Will maybe gen more nun Kay later.
>>77689889Could you kindly gen Nonna struggling to put on a pair of jeans because her beautiful, strong buttocks are too large?Thank you in advance
>>77692603
>>77683248so true
Guppie assjobs...
>>77688737For me? Banirachan
>>77693227Arigatou
I want to have very mediocre and cold sex with Nonna, but have her come back for more after only because there's not that many males in gupverse and she's gaslighted herself into thinking the sex was actually good
>>77694450Very good>>77694450Np
>>77694613Forgor gen
>>77694491I don't think she'd mind the cold anyway?
>>77694491Was it mediocre and cold because you and her didn't mesh well or is she just a dead fish in bed?
>>77694491That is basically ntr bait when she gets some good sex that turns her into a total slut.
Well thread seems bit dead.
I still sometimes think about Momo dream, which some anon had in May.
>>77698168Because most guppers are low-T drama queens who would rather bitch around on the SFW thread than discuss sexy stuff here
>>77698924Such is /gup/ these days.
Still trying to come up with some SPH captions. Anything in particular you guys want to see?
>>77696758Maybe even both
>>77698725Heh, why?That's kind hot though
gupper butt... gupper feet... gupper tags!https://files.catbox.moe/exdq0x.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/qtldoy.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/qlje5b.jpg
>>77699814I think the pic is extremely hot even without captions so I'm probably not the one to say, but I've always liked the ones where they sort of measure it and you have an actual size on screen
>>77700471I sometimes wonder what it's like to be balls-deep inside guppie, even if in a dream, and then I remember those posts.
>>77700820It's nice to hear that you seemed to like it tooIt's been so long that I can hardly recall the details, but it's still probably been my best guppie dream so far
>>77700880Personally I barely have any horny/wet dreams, even less - guppie related. Best I had is some sort of long dream but in the middle of it I kissed Andou(or Oshida?), who were in bikini for some reason in school hallway.
>>77700587People fap to this?
>>77701711Not my cup of tea but I fap to hippu plenty
>>77701711Only if I'm in a spell of gupperlust.
>>77686928Good heap for sure
>>77702207What does your guppielust look like?
>>77703193My guppielust makes my gupperlust look like asexuality.
>>77701258>kissed AndouYou should have struggled harder to keep the dream going and push her down...
>>77698168I barely come here because whenever I see my favorite guppie naked I think to myself "There's no way I could satisfy her" and feel sad
>>77703613I can satisfy her for you
>>77703613You can satisfy her!
I barely come here because people don't post enough Mabo tetas and it's terrible
>>77689889Vanilla gently sucking on a small White dick while giving the middle finger to a larger black dick to the side? Thanks
>>77689889Can you gen me some cute Terasu mc guppies? Doesn't need to even be ntr, I just really like the style
The thing that you have to remember about girls is that you can touch them anywhere and they will get turned on. Her entire body is a sex organ and she is incredibly easy to satisfy. >>77703728
Why are some anons capable of having sex dreams with guppies? What's the secret? Are they just sexual enough to be built different?
>>77704099I've never had a guppie sex dream, but I wish I did. The girls in my dreams are not usually 10/10s like the guppies are, but they turn me on more than anything. It's weird how even though I've never had any sort of sexual contact or even kissed, it feels so real in dreams.
>>77704054>>77704289God I want to dreamsex MahoMaybe tonight...
>>77704398Maybe try looking at a lot of Maho lewds but do not cum. If that doesn't work, go to /x/ and learn how to summon a succubus that looks like her.
>>77704486I'm pretty good at forcing lucid dreamsMaybe not tonight but I will sex Mabo some time soon
>>77703868I cannot put into words how hard this was to wrangle. Maybe I'm retard, maybe I'm sleepy. Abundance of ntr sph stuff just has huge bias no matter what. Came out kinda meh, but I want to gen stuff before I fall asleep.
When we win, spe and bph will be the most common tags.
Vanilla's tongue was made to service small cocks.
>>77703937Here you go.Gnight>>77705333Let us hope so. Small pp nonnies to glory.
>>77705411Very niceThe wedding motif makes it too cute and romantic for me to furiously fap my dick raw, but nice nevertheless
Hasbend and woif.
>>77705586>loverMy cock looks like this
>>77705586Not a fan of interracial/blacked/ntr, but that pic is quite sexo. If she just didn't have that QoS tattoo it would be bueno. Or at least just go all out if you aren't making the tattoo subtle at all.
>>77705333>bphI have a pretty big one but done right this is really hotI saw a pic of a girl saying something like "you're way too big to have sex with" and shit like that gets me diamonds
>>77705728>Your cock is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen. I hate it and I hate you. I bet your faggy boyfriends love it though. Oversized cocks like yours are only liked by gay men. Women HATE them and the men attached to them. No woman is EVER letting that thing near her unless you pay her an enormous amount of money. Fucking disgusting.
>>77705840That's a bit harsh already... I like the part where the cock is dismissed as too big and the guppie doesn't also try to murder me with words
>>77705728>"That huge thing?">"...You are joking, right?">"Like, I don't want that inside me, it's too big.">"Sorry~">"But you can go ahead and pump it while watching me.">"Clothed only though, I bet you make a sticky disgusting mess on me otherwise...">"Oh come on, don't be shy. You are more than used to just jerking off that log of yours."
>>77705840>>77706001Thank goodness I have an average sized penis.
>>77705901>Oh, you wanted me to be nice to you, to pretend that it's too big when I actually want it to tear me in half? You bloated cocked men are all the same. Oh, this nasty, oversized hunk of flesh is god's gift to women. That's the deluded fantasy you messed up, perverted FREAKS all have. You losers literally have nothing else to be proud of other than your swollen dicks, REAL MEN don't give a damn about dick size, because it DOESN'T MATTER THAT YOU HAVE A BIG ONE. YOU ARE DISGUSTING. Now go back to watching your pornos where the girls are payed to tolerate big nasty things, because we all know how you love having cock in your hands you gay faggot.
>>77706001Now this, this is itInstantly feeling my cock pulse
>>77705840>>77706001>>77706104I love theseI don't have a biggun, nor a smallun (averageun)But I love that sense of mild realism.Long live bph
>>77706426Average cocks are the worst. Why settle for average when you could have the extremes in either direction?
>>77706493The same way one could "settle" for vanilla: It's pretty good nonetheless :)Especially if it's real vanilla
>>77706426>But I love that sense of mild realism.That's probably itGirl just refusing sex because you're too huuuuge....
>>77706493We know at least Shiho likes the big ones
There is a canon depiction of the mc's bean and we all forgot about it.
>>77670357Saori, Kay and Nonna too (if you want to cuck Katty).
>>77708575>white flagShe's surrendering to me
>>77708588Saori would want to watch you fuck her fellow femcels.
>>77708650I want to do what that guy did to Alisa to Saori so bad.
>>77708728No, keep giving it to Alisa. Seeing you in action turns her on so much.
>>77708763But I want to dump my cum in Saori instead... Though I wouldn't deny Alisa...
>>77708805Saori is having orgasm after orgasm just from watching you manhandle that spergy little femcel. You can dump it all in Alisa and Saori will eat it all up.
>>77708920>Saori is having orgasm after orgasm just from watching you manhandle that spergy little femcelWhy is Saori like this
Where are the cute anons with AGP for guppies?
I have a message from Daji-nee who used to post here:>I've decided this will be my farewell to /gup/ and /guplg/. I'm going to miss each and every single anon that I interacted with regardless if they knew it was me or not...>The only thing I regret is not giving (You) enough kisses! Chu chu mwah mwah~!>Bai bai, remember to smile kudasai.
>>77705119>I cannot put into words how hard this was to wrangleSorry to hear that, didn't mean to inconvenience you. Thank you so much for going through with my request, I thought it would be an interesting concept to witness
>>77708588Kay has a strong moral compass, no way she would cuck (You). People who think otherwise are probably tourists who didn't actually watch GuP
>>77705333>Ulster Royalist tattooLol. A slag with strong opinions
>>77710183Bai bai Darj nee-san>Mwah mwah chu~Wherever you go, may you find lots of love and happiness
>>77710183>>77711608And if anyone wants to know why... Let's just say that anti-air is a little too effective in ground battles.
>>77703518Probably, but I usually barely able to keep the dream going after they turn lucid.
>>77701258I barely have any dreams at all, when I do it's almost always stuff that feels completely random and incoherent. I never ever dream about anime characters, no matter how many waking hours I dedicate to them
>>77710905Ah, don't worry about it like that. Just me venting a bit when tired and kinda wanting to sleep but kinda also wanting to deliver because it's fun.I might gen more of such things in future because I *kinda* know how I can get around with even when it's gonna require some inpainting and maybe even opening it on GIMP for manual editing for said inpainting.
>>77706246>"Ehh? Why is it so big?">"Like, you know it's not gonna fit in me, right?">"I can give you a handjob I guess...">"Maybe when I have bit more... Uhh, experience we can maybe do it...">"Fingering? I want my first time to be special you know, with someone bit more... Normal.">"...Why are you twitching?">"...Eww"
