Saint Fuckass EditionPrevious thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/77644423OP Template https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-template//hhg/ website: https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/>Hazbin Hotel Hazbin Hotel is the story of Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she pursues her seemingly impossible goal of rehabilitating demons to peacefully reduce overpopulation in her kingdom. She opens a hotel in hopes that patients will be "checking out" into Heaven.Hazbin Hotel Pilot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlmswo0S0e>Helluva Boss Follow Blitzo, a classic demon Imp who sets out to run his own small assassin business with his weapons specialist Moxxie, his bruiser Millie, and his receptionist hellhound Loona. Together they attempt to survive each other while running a startup in Hell.Helluva Boss Pilot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlahNrlcgS4Episode playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-uopgYBi65HwiiDR9Y23lomAkGr9mm-SOfficial website: https://www.hazbinhotel.com/ Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss full episodes & shorts & downloads.[NOTE] The moment the Prime versions of HB are released and HH S2 is released it will be uploaded onto this site: https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-shows/Previous threads: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hhg/type/op/results/thread/hhg/ Cytube channel: https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-ct-redirect//hhg/ Season 2 leaks: https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/s2/s2leaks/hhg/ booru (a little dead): https://hhg.booru.org/Psyanon fanfic recordings: https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/psyanon-recordings//hhg/ fics: https://www.dropbox.com/sh/yt9eyw09rgvo2zw/AAARltoYS1-aW-FYF8aQx4Pja?dl=0https://pastebin.com/u/mrkillwolf666/1https://archiveofourown.org/collections/hhg_fics
Filling Charlie with Bird-Fawns
>>77676567Gonna have to rename my files since her name is no longer Esme and the official name is Gigi
verosikisses
Suckin' on Bee's lil' toes.
>>77676446i wish we saw the other guys sinner form..
>>77676446>Even /hhg/ doesn't give a shit about the new short
>>77677098Maybe if it had any substance whatsoever
>>77677098/hhg/ hasn't cared about any of Lyle Rath's shorts. I think the last short that got any discussion was the one where they went to Mexico, that's about it.
>>77677098It’s a short, it was fine, what, you need some in-depth analysis or something?
What if
>>77677098i like it, the target was a cute and i want to rape him
At least we know God is canonically a man (the Father) and Catholicism is still true.
>>77677260Adam having a Tiny Bee as a pet? Cute!
>>77677098I liked it, it was fun.
>>77677098Was shit.
>>77677436She gives him a cookie every now and then
im gonna put on the new short in cytube if anyone wants to join in a bit
>>77677098Is this going to be the short that actually does it?Is this going to be the one that even struggles to break a million or stay at 1?
Bring me DHORKS.
>>77678348its like two minutes long whats the point
>>77678568its 6 and then after we can put on other stuff
>>77678471
>>77678609like porn?
>>77678835like da mopie or da funny vid or cool vid
My wife
You Brit anons are behaving right?
>>77680634You think the British government would actually arrest me for my love of a proud black man?
>>77681134Nah but your gratuitous use of the n-word it definitely would and other shit you say. Lmao. Keep your head down aight?
>>77681180Might be hard to find me, since my ip is in the States. Pennsylvania tonight it seems.
Dead thread.
Every time I see a noseless character from the Hellaverse like Odette, they always remind me of this one random noseless character from Stars of Blood, a cancelled Valve game. It looks as if someone took those noseless fellas from the Hellaverse, and applied them to real life, which I think is pretty neat.
Will the mob guy Moxxie killed meet Arackniss and Angel Dust?
>>77681266Vpns are against 4chan rules, don't say that publicly mid thread, jannies actually ban for that shit. Keep your head down man. For reals.
>>77677098I thought it was dumb that Moxxie even felt the need to justify his own father being a shitty parent by the fact he was even a mobster who had to do amoral things. Like...duh? Not all mobsters have to be that way; in fact most actually do like their children. Crimson is just a shitty parent through and through, that's not hard to figure out.
>>77681449I'm not using a VPN.
>>77681401>Noseless characters MillieMoxxieVerosikaVelvette ValentinoRosieCarmillaOdette ClaraZestialFucking literally most background characters
>>77681478Ok so you're not in England okay cool. Got it thanks for replying in a unrelated fashion
>>77681490>no Angel Dust listedAngel is forgotten once again!
>>77681524Nah I'm in the UK. There are dozens of ways around the UK government's draconian rules though.
>>77681134>>77681266>>77681478Seeing as you're not in the UK, no. But I guess you're a brown nigger living in the hood of Gorilladelphia and thought the post meant you'd be arrested over seas for a post made lol. No it's only for British citizens
>>77681549Angel dust doesn't haven one and blitz doesn't either but I didn't list them. Because technically blitz has airways on the tip of his beak. I assume it's under angel's fur.
>>77681571Um...
>>77681567>I'm actually in the UKWell one there would be no way your IP would source to a US companies location if you were an ocean away. Meat probably would but in himself on that one. 2 thinking it'd be "hard" for the government to find you is a simple warrant and subpoena away and 3 you're not publicly admitting this on platform in front of the world. 1000 IQ moves being played. If I was getting around their rules I'd not say shit publicly anon. I assume you're Millie from this post >>77681134
>>77681594Spiders aren't known for having noses.
>>77681672Canonically that's fine. others it looks morbid
>>77681646* You're now publicly admitting it. Yeah I misspelled and I don't
>>77681695No I mean in real life spiders don't have noses, so it would make sense as to why Angel Dust doesn't have one. Well that and the fact he would look dumb with a nose on.
>>77681718Don't care. Had to finish that.
>>77681646There's definitely a way. It doesn't break 4chan rules nor any international laws. They can subpoena my IP all they want, it'll say I'm stateside. Unless I post a pic from within the UK that's pretty much all they're going to get.
>>77681672Eyetalians have schnozes
>>77681801>Doesn't break 4chan rules>Doesn't violate international lawsCorrect twice over but they'll know you post here lol. You are not solid with tech like at all. 4chan folds to governments all the time. To even think security agencies don't have a filter that logs every post made here would be retarded. Hell the NSA alone probably catalogs every American poster here. Do not doubt the British do too. >But it's really legal they do thisYou'd be very incredibly correct. But governments something something make laws something something above the law. Which is why they get away with it. Fucked up shit. All I'm saying is Millie, keep your head down. I dunno how your IP is popping in PA ATM outside use of a VPN. Unless internationally you're able to use an American phone plan. I'm not too good with the cellphone side of how they work with world wide service and such. It's kinda cool.
>>77681871I thought he was Italian-American. Come to think of it; is he even still a mobster?
>>77681425Imagine how his sinner form would look like...
Moxxie is legitimately the only reason I care about HH/HB.He has the best funny and serious moments, best episodes, best ships, best everything really.
>>77682038M*xxiefag...
>>77682038MOXXIE FOREVER
>helluva is going to be raw and uncensored now that amazon owns it!>hazbin wasnt even allowed to show an ass crack
>>77682081This. I feel like people forget that no, just being on a different platform won't mean they'll be able to get away with more. At most, the swearing will be more unhinged.
>>77682081Friendly reminder the official canon comic of hazbin, the shark dudes called angel a faggot. Straight up a faggot. Which pissed him off and he shot them up. Reminder we will never see this again
>>77682168He didn't actually get to say it, though. He just said "fa-"
>>77682168>libcuck power fantasy so based and rightwing of you hazbinshit fans
TOTAL M*XXIE DEATH
>>77682223He's gonna ack himself after the abortion+cuck double whammy
>>77682216Bro I enjoyed the fact they used fucking ruthless language and actually got to use it. They're all in hell
>>77682223SHITzo and SHITlas ruined the show with their FAGGOTRYTROONa is just furrybait with no meaningful momentsFAGarolli is le wacky gay meme clownJOBker exists only to JOB to CHADxxiemillie exists solely to be moxxie's cute wife (GIWTWM)the only character that comes CLOSE to moxxie's basedness is our queen stella
Millieanon cannot say nigger without fear of bobbies. I shall now in honor of her say it. Ahem, NIGGERS. Thank you.
>>77682308>they used language and actually got to use itwhat is this esl shit
>>77682168>>77682196
>>77682336It's not ESL, they used faggot and got to use other bad no no words they usually can't. Now they definitely won't with Amazon owning shit.
>>77682333Trips of nigger annihilation
>>77682375it is esl, you took the word 'use' and used it twice when it only needed to be used once
>>77682400>You're ESL>Uses all lowercaseIronic.
>>77682038>>77682323so true, xister!
>>77682038Based
>>77682429oh, it's the schizo that's obsessed with lowercase. no wonder
>>77682400>All lowercase
>>77682453go to any other board and see how they react if you say this btw, lol.
>>77682433Mercury poisoning is back. Kill yourself faggot.
>>77682333Alastor…
>>77682433>>77682486I remember I figured out it was him when I posted some random ass video here to make people laugh and then he left a comment. My autistic ass out 2 and 2 together.
>>77682486i'd rather -ACK myself than troon out playing midsong lol
>>77682508It ain't that serious anon
On a side note, I miss this Angel Dust.
>>77682081>>77682137>>77682168I'm gonna huff the copium and say Amazon was just hedging their bets to see if there was an audience for animated shows with sex and nudity. I know they're more bold with their their live-action shit like The Boys, which is borderline porn at times. Give Hazbin beat all their viewership records, maybe they'll relent their censorship
>>77682508He's some subhuman turd that comes in with the xister posts often and the "SO TRUE MY HAZCHUD" shit. Often types in absolute all lowercase. >>77682442Nah just a lot of anons are onto those that do. You think a lot of us don't talk outside the threads you're wrong. Nta but you are right he used some ESL shit, but only mercury really blew fuses over ESL shit. When he himself is also ESL.>>77682539It is. Actually very, it'd be nice if you all drank the kool aide and stopped raiding us.
>>77682168>Friendly reminder the official canon comic of hazbin, the shark dudes called angel a faggot. Straight up a faggot. Which pissed him off and he shot them up. Reminder we will never see this againpics or i wont believe you
>>77682531I just liked the image. Doesn't change the fact you're still mercury lol.
>the bullshit stops when he's called outI'm convinced now.
Ok, let's settle this:https://strawpoll.com/xVg71zOGpyr
>>77682688I'm scared to click strawpoll because it kinda sorta farms ips
>>77682710It does but at most it shows country, not your area.
>>77682582He lies, he never said it in full, as shown here: >>77682341
>>77682672Not the first case of this either where Merc fucked off when mentioned.
>>77682323trvke nvke
>>77683063SHIT IS THIS PIRATE SHIT FORCED SO MUCH!?
>>77683063WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THIS FUCKING PIRATE STUFF? WHY IS IT SO FUCKING FORCED?
>>77683113>>77683099I double posted because I thought some internet blackhole ate my first post so it enraged me.
Reminder: Every character smells like SHIT due to living in hellCharlie alludes to this in the first episode
>>77683099>>77683113>>77683131Landlubber detected
>>77683187I WILL NOT PARTAKE IN YOUR FUCKING MEME OF THE MONTH GENRE! KYS
Imagine being a M*xxiefag lmao
>>77683177I'll get used to it I guess
>>77683177Charlie's ass smells so fucking bad flowers either if she walks around with her pants off.
>>77683254WITHER. Fuck this phone.
>>77683177poopland
>>77683254If Charlie smells that bad then Alastor's arm pits could peel paint
>>77683205Arr quit yer ballyhooing or I'll make you scrub the poop deck
>>77683355POSTING TROONIE GAY ON TOP OF IT
SEED of my SALAMI
Tippy Tappy Pirate.
>>77683409Landlubbers buy onaholesBuccaneers make do
>>77683505>>77683355Meme of the month genre. What's next? Fire fighters?
>>77683562disgustingwhere are the hooves?
Which hazbin can handle KAR in bed?https://youtu.be/5EMoZXy4q_s?feature=shared
>>77683627Video of meat's bf.
>>77683627I get hot and bothered watching this. This is peak moid gunt action.
>>77683505>>77683564>>77683701Bee's mightiest soldier https://youtu.be/uiLnhkpqjWY?feature=shared
>>77683516Vice City themed merch drop for the release of GTA6
>>77683627>>77683729Actual video of Keno.
>>77683752That explains why this meme is forced
>>77683783?
Smells like rotten eggs and fuckin garbage.
>>77683802Idk I thought that was why this meme existed. You didn't really explain much with your post I almost thought you were shit posting off topic at first lol. Forgot image, reposting
Mayonnaise loaded cinnamon fucking rolls.
BASED AMERICAN POPE LEADS LGBT PILGRIMAGE TO VATICAN
Do you think we'll see a more three-dimensional side to Lucifer in season 3? I don't want viv to push him to be a depressed angel-like whore in many ao3 fics do
Satan mogs Lucicuck.
There's a gnostic thread on pol and I would like meat to go there and get owned. His needlessly complex religion wrote 400 years after Timothy died.
>>77682548Lola Bunny effect anon.He can't be cool anymore because coomers want him to be only sexy and make sex jokes.
DEAD FUCKING THREAD
fatty
>>77684312Keno could King Ass Ripper out eat pead?
>>77684312he ate the baby
>>77684312Y tho?
>>77677260I feel like Adam would be the only human bee would tolerate because he's a celestial rockstar>>77677254I expected a few theories being made or a resume in the form of scenes being mentioned Like how you do when you enjoy a short or a full episode
>>77684363too much food...
>>77684397Draw p.e.a.d M&M eating the leeches please...
need pics of charlie getting fucked by her dad, now!
>>77684476Post pics of her mom fucking her right now nigga
ogling moxxie's slightly tented boxers in his casual loungewear causing him to blush profusely!"accidentally" brushing against moxxie's bulge every single time i walk past him! kissing moxxie's tip in his sleep while he tosses and turns and subconsciously moans!stealing moxxie's used clothes from the laundry machine before they get washed and inhaling his sweaty musky scent!masturbating while eavesdropping on moxxie mid-goonsesh in the next room and carefully timing my orgasm with his!leaving goon stains all over moxxie's stuff in his bedroom for him to sniff and lick and use however he wants!
>>77684559Ok man.
>>77684559Millie......
>>77684559Go on...
Adam's hairy man gut....
I love (You).
>>77684152Based and mastermindpilled.
>>77684103>Do you think we'll see a more three-dimensional side to Lucifer in season 3?Hard to do that in case that he..well...you know...
>>77684152Gigabased
>>77684559Chaz...
>>77684808Cute vulture! :>
>>77684730Roo...
>>77684730Lute...
>>77676829Probably just a Moxxie recolor
>>77677098It was lame
