Bad Jokes Edition/heals/: A thread for enjoying kinks in gaming: ERP, healslutting, defeat/surrender, prostitution, resourcesluts, wagers, and other kinks typically explored through super cool games like FFXIV, Overwatch, WoW, League of Legends, HoTS, and others.All roles are welcomed: doms, switches, subs, sluts - DPS, tanks, supports, and healers.>What's a Heal Slut?A heal slut is a submissive healer who seeks a dominant, often a Tank or DPS, to devote their all to. They can be bratty, slutty, eager, shy, it doesn't matter. What matters is finding the sexual pleasure in submitting to someone else.>What if I'm a dominant healer?Healdoms are also a thing, and are fine in the thread. So long as your focus is on Sub/Dom themes in online gaming your post is fine.FFXIV /heals/ Loporrit syncshellID: LSS-J8VCHHNEFpw: healingiseroticTurtle WoWAmbershire Realm, <Branded> GuildMH Wilds SquadT658W9NRMecha Break Rally Squad12101135058509824Last Thread: >>77664633
>find a knot that works for lalafellit has NO BALLSinsanity...
Oh nooo~
>>77681068YES, YEEEEEEEEEES
>>77681068Based zoowhore getting knotted by a gray lv5 wolf
>>77681307She seems a lot more fun than you...
shaking my alliance traitor ass for horde studs in Silvermoon~
>goblins can't heal on turtleheckDo I roll a rogue or something else entirely?
>>77682033server?
>antivirus flags WoW.exe as Malware.Sandbox.28TWoW Sisters?
>>77682556.dll injection will trigger that.Do you have any tweaks enabled?
>>77682721Just pfui, pfquest, magnify, turtleRP, aux, modern map markers, and the turtle wow threat meter.
>>77682814Nothing in the Tweaks tab of the launcher? Many of the superwow, wowtweaks etc. use that method to modify the WoW.exe
>>77682843Nope
>>77682342Devs want to keep goblins and gnomes as non-healers. No gnome priests. No goblin shamans.
>>77681068Post more.
>>77682954That's fair. I just wanted to be a snarky brat disc priest or something.
I healed my first +2 on my third attempt. The first time the DPS kept standing in stuff and dying and quit, the second time someone was a cuck who had to go tend to their wife.The third was Halls of Atonement which I have never done and it went pretty well. I now have a rating of 164m for whatever that is worth.It's still pretty hectic. I am 688 so I imagine it is mostly me getting used to it.Still no tank dom, though.
https://c.lovense.com/c/5bt4n5 help :3
>>77683242Timed out
>>77683282https://c.lovense.com/c/av6ycm ^~^
>>77683242Never lucky...
>>77683310y-you can use me next time anon
>>77683327Im not gonna hold my breath, just have fun cutie <3
>>77683241Low keys are often way harder than higher keys, a +2 is the same as a +12 use to be about a year and a half ago, but people dont realize and still go in with no understanding and not watching guides. You'll get better by +6 but it'll still fucking suck.
>>77683327Hope that helped cutie, was trying to get the phone app set up, but I think it won't load while the browser one is open
I hate Lv 10 to 50 Monk leveling so I just dumped my boost on my Knotworg, not like Legion remix is far anyway.>>77683241Most people hoping into +2 are just here to kick the shit or slowly gear up, with 688 Ilvl though I feel like you can go higher.>>77683179Tanksluts are superior imo
>>77683605thankyou anon i love you <3
>>77683672It's always fun playing with nonnies, come around again <3
>>77683693i have come around again
>>77683657Monk is the one class in wow ive never been able to get into. Which is funny since its my main in XIV.
>>77683895I'm a jack of all trades, I tank, I heal, I DPS, I play any and every class, I like the current monk, Shado pan being the best hero talent tree made me commit, it's fun to fuck around and see a fuckton of numbers.I main GNB and RPR in XIV, though I guess being in immersion with mhiggan men was a selling point for you
>>77683242>>77683302>>77683327This is hot.
>>77683895Well if it makes you feel better, Blizzard hates the class wants it to fucking suffer. So its not worth getting into. t. Monk main.
>>77683963they suffer for how ball bustingly annoyingly op they was for all of MOP.
>>77684030Only Brewmaster was OP, Windwalker was boring and horrible in anything but 1-3 target situations. Spec didnt pick up steam until WoD but then you're playing WoD so you've lost there.
>>77683933https://c.lovense-api.com/gcls/yzbvmh3s?share_type=104 :3
>>77684064>*kills you with touch of death as soon as you're below the treshhold*yeah that was fun and balanced you're right, it has great counterplay too
>>77684141You have to be below 10% HP, and you have to be there for multiple seconds before it goes into an active use scenario. If you wanted to bitch about them being OP in pvp then at least pick Touch of Karma.
>>77684086I was the same anon, but the link broke!
>>77683963I sorta know it cause ive always been destruction warlock on retail. Ive been hucking my dumb chaos bolt for years! But blizzard really doesn't feel like they know what they want to do with the class sometimes.>>77683925I do lots of DPS and healing, ive always been kinda bored by tanking even though i also find GNB really fun.
>>77684226Warlock is definitely up there as one of those "We don't know what we're doing with this class". But at the very least you have a brez if nothing else. Monk gets a debuff thats worthless with 90% of specs in the game.
>>77684209sorry anon i am tarded ;_;
>>77684350Go again!
>>77684359Be fast then anon, someone else might claim me ( = â©Š = )https://c.lovense-api.com/t2/gw1wi881?share_type=103
>>77684086>>77684527Also hot.
These posts are awful
Bugger off with this off topic lovense pebbledash.
>>77684527I would love to be on the controlling end of this, but Im definitely not the kind for dealing with a rat race to play with boy toys.
>>77684226Belf butt is nice. Belf sluts are nice.
I've always wanted to control a healslut's lovense while playing together, toying with them and cranking up the intensity every time they make a mistake
>>77685055It’s so much fun. Doing it during dungeons or raids while others are there clueless is amazing. It also adds another dimension to ERP.
I genuinely had forgotten the hips on this womanI should really pick the game back up
>>77684650me on the left
>>77686736Sorry, as the one who posted the image I already have claim on that position
>>77686768Maybe Anon wants to be the rock
>>77687177The girls who make us cum truly are the rocks of our lives, giving us stability and groundedness in this crazy world.
After a long day of healing a few mythics, this lazy druid is ready to relax.And by relax she means, of course, hoping to huff some nuts in Goldshire.
>>77684650>>77686768Elves belong to Zandalari men
>>77687658Blood Elves*I don't care what happens with the other elves but I love Zandalari men
>>77682441i had to go sleep, but argent dawn EU!
>>77687711Had a nightborne, a blood elf, Void elf on my Zandalari, only one I haven't had the pleasure to sleeve is a Night elf.>>77682033>>77687993Sorry slut, couldn't be here today, was dragged to other game all night
>>77688049i've been busy leveling and gearing a belf slut as well, it's ok~
>>77686768>>77687711My blood elf also loves Zandalari cocks!
>>77688173Frankly I spent the night doing delves on my Worg monk, which I posted above, so maybe we can do both down the line, gear up and have some fun though I think you do prefer to serve hordes
>>77688416i'm not horde only, sounds great <3
>>77687993Im gonna catch you.
Thoughts on these lads?
Looking for a pet to team up with in Beyond All Reason or YGO Omega. Bonus points for being into degradation and mind control. Open to lots of other kinks, but no diapers or age stuff. EU times.
>>77689201Play a Gnome.
>>77689201would, pass, would <3
>>77689201would rim all their asses <3
Me as Soraka when my team is good.
Which one are you?
>Run some pitiful dungeon as a pally DPS>Notice that the healer suuuuucks absolute dick and almost causes several deaths>I tell him I'll take care of the healing, dungeon starts going rather smoothly >Top DPS and top heals>Notice tank keeps chain pulling and ass pulling almost wiping several members>I tell him to I'll tank instead>He gets mad and says I can't tank cause I'm specced as Ret>He gets told to either heal or find another group>Not a single word was heard from him for the rest of the dungeonIt is genuinely fascinating trying to understand some of these lobotomized automatons that call themselves tanks and healers, speccs before level 45-50 are genuinely meaningless and a hybrid class can comfortably do any role, but you tell them that and they'll never believe you, and if you show them they'll try to chuck you in the river for being a witch or something. Really I'm just fascinated by these shitty healers and tanks that have the audacity to think they're hot shit when they can be replaced with me swapping weapons.
694 ilvl with 4 piece, pretty good for having played her for two days~>>77691080also bottom left between those cheeks~ <3
>>77691318>playing WoW circa the middle of Nighthold>girl in my guild who's been hardcore flirting with me wants to level an alt>offer to group up and blitz some normal dungeons on my heroic raid geared character>don't feel like playing my class's tank spec but I queue up as tank to make the queue go faster>she calls me an asshole because she doesn't think I can do it>group pops>my character is like 50 ilvls higher than the dungeon so nothing except tank busters can even hurt me and I can hold aggro against the rest of the group by pure DPS diff>we clear 6 or 7 normal dungeons with me doing over 80% of the group's total DPS in all of them>the whole time she keeps calling me a jerk and an asshole in a way that makes it really obvious she's playing with one hand and showing me how she really feels about it with the othergood times
>>77691647Nasty.
More onaholes
>>77692398I really fucking wish that was me
>>77692436YWNBAW
>>77692470Weird thread to be a transphobic loser but ok
>>77692470brown + L
>>77692490>lying to yourself True, brown girls are ugly.
>>77691080Me taking the photo.
>>77691647Cute sleeve you got thereI went from 645 to 672 with a single piece so far on my worg
I want another man to pull my long girly MAN hair and slap my artificially feminized MAN face and grope my huge fake MAN tits and pound my inverted MAN dick and ruin my MANscara by telling me I'll never bear his child
>>77693125Would rather take pictures of you
Happy Sunday, /heals/! I've been trying out WoW and got to level 70 but man...there's so many buttons and it's confusing...I also have absolutely no idea what I'm doing ;-;
>>77694864CuteAre you on NA or EU?Retail or classic?I can help out if you need it
>>77694864Are you at least having fun blacked cat?
>>77689201Merry, fuck, kill
>>77694885EU, Retail! I could definitely use some help...>>77694993Still not blacked, why are you always here, ready to call me that?! And yeah, I think so...there's a lot to take in, but I really like exploring all the different zones! There's more life to them than in XIV.
>install ffxiv>remember all the mods i would have to install again>logoutsigh
>>77695174And no one would even see them... Unless you take pictures for others in which case wife.
>>77695163Theres a lot more life overall in WoW from the gameplay, to the zones, to things to do. The only area is lacks is the story because they like selling stupid ass books that are very important and required to understand shit thats happening around you. What class did you choose to play? And Im not always here, there are many people who call you that!
>>77695203well of course i'd be taking pictures for others
>>77695318Worshipping those feet while I give you all my gil...
>>77695203>>77695174you can just use lop!
>>77695345as you should be>>77695374lop?
>>77695318Ok yeah, wife. Shame about the actual game parts though.
>>77695374>Unsecure pedo addonpass
>>77695163>EU, Retail! I could definitely use some help...Good I can help with thatI might be busy in a bit but if you're around in the evening I should be here
>>77695422Loporrit synch, its the one heals has a synchshell for too! its in the OP
need fat horde cock to pump for me~ <3
>>77695479Well it's getting close to the evening for me already! But I will be free in about...3-ish hours!
>>77695231Meant to reply to this too...I chose mage! And I tried following the story at least a bit at first, but eh...it didn't really hook me! So I just started spamming quests without really looking at why.
>>77695512Post your character and I’ll consider it.
>>77695601I'm on right now if you wanna add me real quick but I'll probably log out a few minutes afterRegardless I'll be there later yeah>>77695512Ask again in a few hours...
>>77695625>>77695601The story is kind of incomprehensible, especially while leveling nowadays. Chromie time breaks all the time and attempting to follow the storylines linearly is just impossible especially on one character. But I hope you enjoy your time, Mage can be an overload of buttons and reactions depending on what you're playing with it.
>>77695430it's fun when i'm in the mood for some healing tho >>77695489oh isn't that just like mare?
>>77695670So long as you enjoy yourself cutie! If you aren't against playing the game, just give it a go again Im sure you'll grab all the mods you want in time.
>>77695639I'll just grab ya later! Doing some treasure maps on XIV now and my PC might explode if I run both games at once...I'll make a post later once I'm free again!>>77695667I kinda figured the story wasn't really much of a draw to new players when I hit level 10 and it immediately guided me towards Dragonflight, but I gave it a try at least! I chose Arcane at first, but I'm Frost now, I tried reading a guide on how to play it, but most of the buttons just look like the same, albeit slightly different shade of blue to me, so remembering which one is which is hard ;-;
>>77695670Yeah its pretty much exactly mare, its forked from it and it has some improvementns like a built in synchshell chat and 2000 members per shell
post shotabait
Need me a league dom that has me looking like this. Come on get out hiding i promise i won't bite Q_Q
>>77695757The best you can do is watch a story video to get you caught up to things if you want to care about that, otherwise just keep on trucking. If mage is too overwhelming Evoker plays similar but has way less buttons for damage although the race you're forced to play for it is ugly as hell and doesn't get armor.
>>77695977dont forget that blizzard is the only company that retcons their lore more than riot so its a fucking MESS
>>77695834
>>77696061more?
>>77695714oh yes of course i have lots of msq to do, it's just actually finally doing it is the hard part>>77695790oh i'll have to check it out
>>77696073I only have a couple that I've saved from here and from /v/I don't play XIV but if I did I would want women like these to hunt me down
>>77696073
healsluts server, with vidya roles and healslut rolehttps://discord.gg/sncPsyNSpx
>>77695757WoW's lore is all over the place you'll struggle to get into it, so watching vids summarizing it ain't a bad idea.>>77695938My biggest regret stopping league is that I can no longer be neeko / kindred / yordle's bottomless source of cum on my Lilia or Soraka
>>77696005This just sounds like a great excuse to include my own lore for kink and nobody will question it.
>>77695977>>77696555Yeah, I'll probably just pass on it! Head too small to stuff any more MMO lore into, XIVs is enough!
>>77697763Who needs brains when you've got looks anyways.
>>77697763If you still want advice for retail I'm around just poke this post.WoW has kino lore but it's mostly due to it's universe being good more than the current "MSQ" being enjoyable.
>>77697763this meower is making me really miss xiv
fiddies
>>77698094Voted most likely to cheat
This place is always active when I'm not hereMaybe it'll be active tonight!
>>77697833Very true!>>77697935Thanks! Although there's so much to take in it's hard to know where to even start...it's like decision paralysis but for knowledge!>>77698082It's always here and waiting!
>>77698565>Thanks! Although there's so much to take in it's hard to know where to even start...it's like decision paralysis but for knowledge!WoW does one thing better than XIV imo and it's class flow and design.Mage is neat as it has one complex spec and two that are a bit easier to pick up, though it has a lot of useless shit in between which can get confusing.To remain on topic, sex with this cat
>>77698565>>77698610Adding to this, Fire Mage with gear feels like a machine gun of fire flames and suffering, its fast and exciting.
>>77698337on tests?
>>77698695In relationships...
>>77698753they have those?
Any one have the mods for Ryne, Gaia and or Alisaie?
>>77698807Most girls do. Even middies want husbands.
>>77698610Yeah, from what I read, it has like...4 abilities to use on rotation and then a lot of it is just stuff on cooldown or on reaction. But I have no idea what abilities go well with what, it's so much to take in! And I don't wanna go practicing in dungeons and stuff and slowing other people down! And no sex, nonny, I don't believe in sex before marriage, and I have no plans on getting married!>>77698647Maybe I'll try that, it's the only spec I haven't tried. Or another class altogether...
>>77699132Wowhead, no matter what, always turn to WoWhead guides for your class and spec, the rotations themselves are easy to follow if you set them up to be easy with keybinds. What class and spec are you currently trying? I can guarantee you that everything is easy as fuck given enough information, minus like feral druid, but those are cringe and gay.
>>77699132Fire feels cool, but you need a decent bit of gear for it to really fire off. Depending on what you like class wise and how many buttons you want you have a lot of choices. Avoid shaman if you want to press less though.
>>77699132>And no sex, nonny, I don't believe in sex before marriage, and I have no plans on getting married!nta but can't tell if rapebait or honestly not interested
>>77698834chat is this true?
>>77699132Frost mage is the simplest as it's mostly proc based it's literally "This lights up so I have to press it".
>>77699201I was using Icy Veins, but I used wowhead for a few quest things, so I'll take a look! I'm a Frost Mage at the moment. >>77699278The less buttons is better for me! Less to think about that way...>>77699707Sometimes even I wonder, nonny...>>77699770I was pushing stuff when it glows, but I think I need to add more stuff to my bars, they're kind of a mess at the moment and I'm definitely missing some spells... Also, if the nonny who wanted to play earlier is still around, then I'm free now!
>>77699821>Also, if the nonny who wanted to play earlier is still around, then I'm free now!Well I'm the said Anon, where do you wanna meet up ingame?I'll probably do two timewalking dungeons as tanks to finish my weekly anyway, so if you wanna try stuff there, by all means!If there are any other posters on EU retail that want to tag along, let me know
>>77699746Its very true! Its kind of why I love them...
>>77699746Gosh I love peeking thong.
>>77699869Hello sir, could I interest you in an NTS coded goat wife?
>>77699852Does server matter for meeting up? I'd probably say Stormwind or somewhere around there, it's the area I'm most familiar with! Although I'm not sure if I'm ready for dungeons, some overworld mobs leave me almost dead!
>>77700090I'm on Argent Dawn and I'm right hereFemale Worgen monkAnd scaling makes it so overworld mobs are a lot more dangerous than what they actually are.In a dungeon, I'll be tanking damage anyway, and even if you happen to die a lot, it won't matter that much, can't learn without a bit of challenge right?
>>77700001I am very interested...
>>77699707I've met her ingame before and it's definitely the former.
I came to moonglade to plap some night elf druid bitches ankles-deep in their sacred bath water or whatever, but there's no one here
>>77701077>futanty
>>77701077You're on epoch right? I cant help you with that sadly.
Thanks for the fun.
>>77701218Yep. How's turtle?
Post some hypnobait!
>>77701523NTA but its fun to me! And in your case you will get more elves to bully if thats your thing since there's also High Elves on Alliance.>>77701416*Thumbs up!*
>>77701532Born to be hypnotised into servitude, forced to raid...
