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>>77697210
Never jump for the beef. You know that first 2 hour video has 43M views I just looked lmao
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>QoTT
The first gamenight i showed up to someone figured out who i am on my main accounts, they were very chill about it though.
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>>77697210
>QoTT
Climbing in the vent, getting shot at by McD and him missing every shot he tried to make and then us quoting gachimuchi (RIP aniki) at each other the whole time.
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>>77697210
>QoTT
>50 cal in Ghost, kill everyone for the win
>Two shotguns in Ghost, kill everyone for the win
>instant-buy knife in TTT, killing spree
>5 thrown kills in Blackout in a row
>sniping people for no reason whatsoever as soon as the one-shot-kill potential is there
...I think I have a bit of a problem.
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>>77697683
>five thrown kills in Blackout in a row
And yet you couldn’t hit that one we needed in the lobby… tsk tsk
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>>77697766
Listen, I still managed to kill them *and* take the gun.
Not my fault me and cor share the same braincell when it comes to shooting someone!
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Mother fuckers put a grenade in my ass and killed me in TTT for the bit.
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>>77697683
>Finally getting traitor and having a meticulously planned ruined because some dick has an itchy trigger finger

FUCK YOU. I didn't even have a gun!
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>>77696417
if you can get them into the swing of things they aren't dry at all, if anything i envy those two for being so able to just do what they do so quickly. i have my methods to get into the mood but it's nothing like that and even then i can only really perform one side of the dynamic unlike them
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>>77698221
Sometimes you just know.

...I'm sure I can make it up to you~
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>QotT
Pretty much everything TOR mentions here >>77697683
Also going chimp mode launching shit during Trash Compactor.
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Who is the hat man and why is he angry at me?
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>>77698973
what am I doing with my life that I'm not in that pile. Touching grass is stupid
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>>77699038
The La-li-lu-le-lo!?
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>loudly fucking in the prison escape lobby
maybe you should just stick to lewd nights if youre going to be annoying niggers
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FUCKING in my PRISON ESCAPE!?
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>>77699197
This one is cute, enjoyed headpatting her.
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>>77697766
I'm still coming for you. Name a time and place.
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What base is ToR's new model?
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>>77699377
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>>77699377
>>77699391
rip PK
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Important bulletin: I would like to glaze this goat's asshole with my tongue. End of my important bulletin.
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>>77699606
i cant believe anon would post some so controversial and yet so brave
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>>77699606
>>77699627
They're definitely out of line but they also have a point.
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>>77699322
If you’re coming for me, shouldn’t you be the one to decide?
Someone pulled me aside mid-Prison Escape last night and had their way. Maybe you should do the same~
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>>77699862
Nah, I'm coming specially for you. I wanna get you alone and see which one of us breaks first~ I want you all to myself.
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>>77699606
Hint and I'll glaze yours with something else.
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>>77700000
Holy fuckin get
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>>77699862
Wanna give this cutie more headpats the next time I run into them.
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>>77700000
Um... awkward!
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>>77699249
come into MY prison
fuck MY prisoners
rape MY guards
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>>77700058
wanna see me do it again?
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>>77700107
>>77700000
You've got some adorable eyes.....for a goat.
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>>77700136
And I wanna see yours roll in the back of your head.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9f1K8qGic4
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>>77700241
Depends on how tight you are.
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The times that your enemy gives you;
Good times are not the ones you want.
I've cried five rivers on the way here
Which one will you stay away on?
The tune you'll be humming forever
All the words are replaced and wrong
With a shower of "Yes" and "Whatever"s
You traded me away long gone
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>>77700322
>He doesn't know
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>>77700337
I've seen these at the cheapo hobby chain stores I used to go to, not this exact model but similar ones from the brand. Are they any good?
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It's tf2 night once again! Tonight's rotation is: badwater, cp well, doublecross, harvest, banana bay, and VSH tinyrock. Server will be up at 9:50 est, rotation starts at 10pm est!
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>>77700580
I haven't tried putting it together yet, I'm not too knowledgeable about hobby kit brands, found it at a thrift store, and I see F-14, I buy F-14. Built something similar as a child, poorly, but the plastic was black, this is grey.

>It's the how-to guide to become the new face of zero and one.
>So fall into the new line, hanging off the truth of the times.
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>>77700746
Doesn't seem that difficult based on the picture, then again I'm more accustomed to gunpla kits. I've built a few different grades over the years but only like 5 kits altogether. I've been tempted to pick up more I've seen in the wild at flea markets but still have yet to finish the deathwing kit I got last year.
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>>77700781
I've done more gunplay than mil models but not terribly much of either. Got a poor stark jegan somewhere waiting for my long delayed return. Jets having basically no articulation cuts down on the complexity I bet.
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Ngl I feel I will go postal one day
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>>77700896
Yeah, I got a whole model building kit awhile ago, just haven't been in the mood to put it together as of late.
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piss.
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I am slowly descending into alcoholism because I cannot afford enough to go any faster.
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the haters won I'm finally killing myself
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>>77701554
Don't do it anon, if you do it'll make you a faggot nigger and no one wants to be a faggot nigger.
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never kill yourself
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>>77701554
Omg, me too, bestie!
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>>77700337
Those glove vanes better articulate.
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>>77701017
don't worry bread you're already there
>>77701621
this phrase makes me want to do it in jest. living is horrible
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>>77701682
next time I'll put in on a minion image don't test me
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I see a lot of people online so I'm gonna log i—
>ONLINE — 2
N-nevermind...
TwT
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>>77701721
i am unaffected by minions as i see them as the nonwhite (minority) populace they were designed to represent
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>>77701675
No idea. None of the box or manual art shows them, but there seem to be pieces for it?
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>>77701831
they're supposed to be minorities
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>>77701916
*?
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>>77701916
idk i always thought they seemed like a pack of mexicans or pakis or something to me with how they babble unintelligibly and laugh at each other for farting and the like
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>>77696637
Can we bang?
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Spent my day figuring out some assets. the Hypnoshader was quite fun to figure out and play around with.
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heard there a lack of mommies in the thread~
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>>77702289
and whos you to get fucked?
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>>77702322
That's no way to ask anon...
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mommies = good
big titty prostitutes = bad
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>>77702344
ah lets try that again
And who are you wanting to get plowed into the bed from behind for an hour while getting caressed and grunts in your ear?
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>>77702289
Go on...
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>>77702406
Good boy. might get a hint next time~

>>77702549
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>>77699197
assert dominance, get pets
assert dominance, get pets
get dominated, get pets
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my new 'puter parts are starting to arrive
i think i will get to build it by next saturday
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Game night is good exposure therapy for a fear of death.
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>>77702598
sorry, as much as I'd like it I just can't do the passively hiding away teasing stuff anymore. it never goes anywhere and trying to find the person is nearly impossible. unfortunate
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>>77702598
show face
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Just came in my chastity cage for the first time
Don't know if it's better than just jerking off but it was pretty fun
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>>77702720
Okay I'll give you a hint my name is made from 4 letters.

>>77702748
How's this~
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>>77702809
Also I do the plapping~
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>>77702809
>>77702868
>4 letter name
>acting dominant
waaaait a minute....
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>>77702809
Yeah, I'd sma-
>>77702868
It is so unbelievably joever...
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>>77702809
>>77702868
I know who you are. You need to leave. You have a boyfriend.
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>>77701772
JOIN ME NIGGAH I LOVE YOU
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>>77702969
Throw the first letter of my name then nerd.

>>77702916
:D

>>77702947
:D
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>>77701772
>online on another platform
why do people do that? it's always you vrfg niggas too none of my other friends do that.
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>>77703037
D.
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>>77703044
It does it even if you're on the website, I should know, that's where I check when friends are online.

>>77703047
Bzz, wrong answer.
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>>77702947
I might make an exception for a cutie like you then.
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>>77703044
>>online on another platform
That includes having the home page open in a browser tab.
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>>77703007
Ugh fiiiiine, just let me make some food first
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>>77703037
On further information I seem to have mistaken your identity
You seem cool though you should come drink with us next Friday
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>>77703137
I'll consider it, no promises.
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>>77703137
it has to be
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>>77703168
I mean it definitely sounded like her but who knows, it's been so long anyway
>>77703142
Nice one
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>>77703130
Boy wife <3
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>>77702676
How could I still fear death at this point?
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>>77702676
i do not fear death, thus i do not need game night
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>>77700000
I want to give my freakin' rimmies. I have no other pleasures in life. You can fuck my half-living, unhappy body after that.
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>>77703118
Unfortunately I've yet to take more pictures, though we could change that!
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>her
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>>77702665
Me inside your new tempered glass Lian Li with too much rgb
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>>77703552
I'll be around for the wednesday meetup if you will be.
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>>77703734
There's a good chance I won't, unfortunately!
I'm typically only on for Friday/Saturday night, otherwise it's a little too late on a weekday for me to attend.
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>>77703724
what the FUCK i don't remember sharing my pcpp with anyone here
are you in THAT server???
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>>77703724
Oh hey, I took a picture of this bird at FBF
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>>77703734
Actually, are you already in the group?
I could throw up an instance in a few, if you'd like to hang out for an hour or so.
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>>77703800
all good, I'll see you when I see you then cutie.
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>>77703810
I am not noticable in any servers. It's best not to think about it
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FLUFFY
BIRD
ASS
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>>77704063
Nude K is not what I was expecting to see tonight lol
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>>77703552
you having the exact same proportions as i entertains me more than you know
>>77704112
i pointed out to him that his buttcheeks are usually just bare and jiggling about all the times and he got all bashful and didn't want to comment on it. curious behaviour
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>>77704063
Want that knot again
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>>77704005
Sure, which world were you gonna pick?
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>>77704063
Your tricks WON'T work on me foul beast
I will NOT be made into the next KF
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>>77704224
Probably just a popcorn palace or something simple and comfy, feeling like lazing about for a bit before bed.
I'll have something up in ~10-15 minutes
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>>77704260
https://vrch.at/a7nbp3qv
hopefully done this right!
i do not typically host
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>>77704260
Ah sorry I'm having internet issues on my end for whatever reason, give me like 20ish minutes and I'll get on if you're able to if not we can just do it another day.
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After a while of thinking and trying, I feel like I'm ace instead of actually interested in anything. Feels bad, feels broken
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>>77704831
i'll be on still!
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>>77704231
Stay easy, you're not vunerable to psyops. Says here you have the correct demeanor and abundance of fluff for espionage actually. Put a suit on you and you're getting in North Korea
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Whenever I reread one of my favorites, The Eyes of the Overworld, I am reminded how uncannily the town of Smolod and it's magic cusps reflect the experience of VRChat.

---
Now, thought Cugel, where to pass the night? The seven tiered palace of Radkuth Vomin manifestly offered ample and spacious accomodation for both himself and Bubach Angh. In essence however, the two would be crammed together in a one-roomed hut, with a single heap of damp reeds for a couch. Thoughtfully, regretfully, Cugel closed his right eye, opened his left.

Smolod was as before. The surly Bubach Angh crouched before the door to Radkuth Vomin's hut. Cugel stepped forward, kicked Bubach Angh smartly. In surprise and shock, both Bubach Angh's eyes opened, and the rival impulses colliding in his brain induced paralysis. Back in the darkness the beardless peasant roared and came charging forward, mattock on high, and Cugel relinquished his plan to cut Bubach Angh's throat. He skipped inside the hut and barred the door.

He now closed his left eye, opened his right. He found himself in the magnificent entry hall of Radkuth Vomin’s palace, the portico of which was secured by a portcullis of forged iron. Without, the golden-haired prince in ocher and black, holding his hand over one eye, was lifting himself in cold dignity from the pavement of the plaza. Raising one arm in noble defiance Bubach Angh swung his cloak over his shoulder, marched off to join his warriors.
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meds
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la medicacione
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>>77705377
Autism made me read this in the tune of Welcome to the Black parade
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>>77705441
Autism is, as they say, a hell of a drug.
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>>77705441
I haven't read it yet but I'm about to in the voice of donald duck here we gooo
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>>77705598
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lost it at Smolod
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nm has to be a whole different level of retarded and oblivious to keep this shit up
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Taking time out of my suicidal ideation today to go to Applebee's (I have a coupon for free mozzarella sticks)
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>>77705702
i hope you have a good time anon
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>>77705702
a coupon is a lil bit nice right?
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>>77705697
I'm not nm. It's just an excerpt from a fantasy book that contains a sequence reminiscent of VRChat. I've read far stranger.
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>>77705789
You could have just tossed it but you had to make it personal.
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>>77697210
>QoTT
you never forget your first
>>77705834
it's even funnier with audio
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bs with the assist
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The new clothes that I added to my avi keep reappearing when I have them toggled off and now my legs don't animate at all when I run around
Something something "write defaults"
Although I did just find the 'Animator' tab...
Someone come hold my hand, I'm a fucking retard that has no idea what they're doing, discord is: soft.webm
—ack
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Bri'ish buff paying dividends
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>>77706150
you shall have the best help that can be given
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little fella reminds me of me when i'm fresh out of a rape heh heh
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Tf2 server is up! Sorry I'm late on the announcement! IP: 79.127.199.159, passwords Horny
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hormny
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>>77703333
Checked
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i hope you guys are happy that ive fucked off
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>>77707106
idk who you are so i cant say
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>>77707106
hint?
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when lf said friends did he mean it
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Me trying to fit clothes to avatar
Had anybody seen any nice suit assets? I wish to be a fancy boi
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>>77707262
He was fine, it was just some soft bitches who can't take it and complained loud and long enough
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>>77707262
i think he did
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Giwtwm
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People like me but I hate myself so much it's sad. Please don't come close to me.
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>>77707425
OK stinky, I didn't want to get close anyway
Take a shower eww
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>>77707425
We're mostly all broken to shit here anon, if that helps
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Has anyone made a two/three headed avatar with seats so the other heads are other users with an avatar that's just the head and neck. So it's like multiple people combined into one avatar?
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>>77707589
ok if there are three anons sucking my dick with one avatar I'm going to lose my fucking mind
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>>77707263
I was going fancy too and if i send the suit we'll end up in the same suit and that is such a fopaux
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>>77707106
did you fuck off or were you banned?
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>>77707924
what did i say retard
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>>77707550
it doesn't help and it doesn't need to be said
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>>77705724
It was decent. Riblets were a bit dry. More important than the food was that nobody decided to use the time to start shit with me, which has been a major boon to my mental wellbeing.

Just a few hours until Monday.
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>>77708430
sad you fucked off then you seem so nice
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>>77708430
bet, banned it is then.
good riddance nigger
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>>77707425
Do you have good reason to hate yourself or is your brain being a dick
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>>77705855
why did that nigger have his cock out
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>>77708830
who and why are they a nigger?
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I'm unc'd up. I don't remember how to frag out in tf2 x.x
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>>77708978
you're unc'd up if you're still playing it. game turns 18 in 32 days pops
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>>77709022
Fuck
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>>77708871
cor
some people don't like cor
they feel that cor is a nigger for various reasons
it is not apparent to me that cor is a nigger
i have limited knowledge of cor
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>>77709120
he could have been talking about t_ too. the real reason is that because that instance was right after prison escape so people just left their cocks out but that's not the answer the nigger-accuser wants anon.
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Alright this weeks On Cinema At The Cinema meet will be a five bagger with Decker season five and On Cinema season 8
Also in YTS be sure to have allow remote URLs enable in the video players ui
starting in 15 minutes
https://vrch.at/962dnhzb
https://vrch.at/962dnhzb
https://vrch.at/962dnhzb
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Thank you all for attending tf2 night again, hope you all had fun. Next week we've had a few requests, one for a server mod that rolls back weapon nerfs, and one for a passtime map. Might do both next weekend, we shall see.
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I miss horny meet sundays
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thank for hosting
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>>77709236
every meet is horny meet
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>>77709258
This is true, I have oscgb active at every instance I go to.
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>>77709258
yes pls
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>>77709294
I have that set just too shy to ask people to run a train on me
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>>77709360
and here i am waiting for people who want a train run on them
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need to finish my free use buny wall
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I wish I didn't find sex so unpleasant. I've come to dread it. I'd like to cuddle, but I'm a little reluctant to disappoint my colleague if they'd prefer something more later.
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>>77709727
Cuddling is fun, seggs isn't necessary!
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>>77709869
speak for yourself
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>>77709433
yes you do
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>>77709198
>>77709120
both have glowing cocks. curious!
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There's a woman in the mirror in a fiery state
As she motions to me, I start turning a way
And she's lifting her dress up,
Trying to keep up

Oh, you'd be surprised!
How we race
While our lives
Erased
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>>77703333
>>77700000
>>77699606
I was promised rimmies and by the power if digits I summon thee to answer with a hint.
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>>77710231
glowing horsecocks no less
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Footage of me posting on vrlg

https://youtu.be/xBrnAzp9zls?t=32
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rate my dinner
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>>77711787
Added it to the movie night queue
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>>77711938
Certified guyslop
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>>77709207
Thanks to all who came and to those who dropped by to share a laugh. You all have a wonderful night and take care.
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>>77712558
Brucie Bonus.
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Bought myself a few days of better treatment.
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>>77712883
Why don't you grow a pair
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>>77712883
what does that mean
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>>77713666
I'm guessing it's the guy complaining about his family, and instead of doing something about it he comes here to moan.
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>>77708830
And why isn't it in my mouth!?!?!
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>>77713956
Pull the trigger.
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Whyyyy are the farts soooooo bad
They feel really hot too
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>>77709236
do not
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>>77714158
PLEAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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i have learned a lesson
the lesson is to not try to grieve by getting shitfaced
may you all learn by my mistakes
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>>77714617
hope ya feel better soon, shep.
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>>77714072
Cutie detected
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>>77714617
i'm sorry for your loss
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New hair!
You'll never see me use it because I hate it!
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>>77714617
I wanna smooch you like the cutie you are.
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The uwu ball grows
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i'm concerned
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>>77714617
Hang in there, shep. Take the time and space you need. Just know that you are not alone.
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>>77715320
You better be
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>>77715078
Why do you have it if you hate it?
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>>77715718
I needed to see in in-world and see how the rigging behaved
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>>77714617
Damn. U good m8?
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Awwww shit, Monday morning boys!
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>>77715850
I that's my image
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>>77715884
Thank you for your service.
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>>77715909
I'll be collecting my royalties in the form of cum
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Oof my hand is aching from squeezing this ball of glue all day, that's my jerking off hand, I'm going to need help.
I will have the grip strength of a sikverback gorilla by the time this is tennis ball sized.
Then it's ball crushing time (testicles not glue balls).
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neet MFs when they have to play videogames and eat chips tomorrow
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>>77716045
>insert jimmy neutron screaming gangsta paradise
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Vrfu for this feel?
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>>77716396
Me except I'm not kind of heart
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>>77716396
>he wants both
perhaps you should ask yourself as to why they are mutually exclusive anon
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>>77716396
I'm thicc of heart and kind of ass :3
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>>77716622
They...are...not...? Fucking clanker
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I'm thick of head and kind of an ass
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>>77715938
Your terms are acceptable
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>>77716649
sorry anon hate and frustration make better sex don't yell at me i didn't make the rules
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>>77716672
Yakub?!
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My titties got 3 bones each but they move like I got pair of oranges in a bra, how do I make it lewder and squishier? Maybe something with the collider?
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>>77716794
>hate and frustration make better sex
You are a sad and maladjusted person.
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>>77716889
father...
also 451 is not a prime number!
if shodan wrote the code then it would probably be 457 cause she's not a dumb smelly human!
stupid hacker!!!
squeaks angerly
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>>77716889
my top 3 sexual conquest targets in one image
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>>77716966
I'm a stupid hacker and I get my primes from amazon
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Beep boop
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>>77716929
i adjust to the climate well enough anon, i can assure you we do not share the same sadnesses
>>77717010
anon... i hope you are talking about the furanon merely piloting the facsimile of yakub and not the diety himself...
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>>77717129
>He wouldn't fuck his creator

Ngmi
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Hear me out
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>>77717308
holy fuck you could tap my pipe any day
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>>77717308
I'm going to screw that into someone's urethra
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>>77717129
>piloting
I forgot there was a pilot. Make that top 4.
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I am yakub
>nigs all over the place
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I wonder if I'll remain terrified of everything forever
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>>77718600
ooga booga
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>>77718647
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>>77718600
Boo, nigger
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>>77718671
noooo
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>>77713956
need that world
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>>77717010
>>77717129
>>77718024
Who even is the yakub in that image?
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>>77719094
ur dad
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o boy the 7 get is coming soon
who's gonna get the lucky 8 7's
if you had to split 7 into two halves via integers you'd get 4 and 3
if you're using 16:9 then that's prey vision so we should get a 4:3 monitor it's the will of the machine god after all
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>>77719222
I bet your piss tastes like copper and cereal
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i like this machine god arc
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>>77719222
what does the regular bar code say? I cant scan it
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>>77719742
just initials to keep track of who the drone was pre-TF for logistical reasons
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sex with sleeping kemonos
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>>77716396
Literally me, please take care of yourselves.
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>>77719486
the machine god would be more merciful than the shadow elites governing us right now.
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>>77719486
you alright rat boy, you can come to the celebration of artificial life this sunday
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>>77719915
God i wish i was a sleeping kemono, not for the sex im just rly tired and wish i were alseep right now, i mean the sex is ok you can sex me but damn i rly need the sleep.



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