/haha i hate myself/ - self-improvement generalin these threads we discuss relaxation techniques, promote goal oriented behavior and help one another with everyday dilemmaspositive affirmations editionroadkill: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/77703183 (previous thread)habits: https://mega.nz/#!14tzGArI!GJVpT9n0k7QzsFGSTvWNfG57LFEn2lJV7X6ydBvIen4/ (comic the thread used to be about)tagmap: https://tagmap.io/tag/haha,hahaihatemyself,posshouse/ (meet other /haha/ posters)steam: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/posshouse/ (play together)posscraft is dead (RIP) (this doesnt mean minecraft is dead, it simply means that the particular server "posscraft" which used to exist for this thread no longer does.)
>look at myself in the mirror in the morning>eww
pour one out for dead biba, ill have to bury him after work
I want to be a hot alt girl who has a hot body who dresses cute and has face/body piercings and has visible thong straps on my wide hips and men think im unobtainable
wossed to armpits again
>post in group chat with friend and his friend over weekend>crickets>other friend posts today>phone won't shut up for 2 hours with their back and forthwhat is this a haha simulator? im about to just close it
>>77718640>he still has chats with friends haha
>>77718775technically watch chats with friends, it'll be over soon
soon i will sleep and hopefully have a long long dream about being a cute incredibly sexual otter and not have to wake up ever again …
i should be a gator i think
what kind of cardio should i do tonight? rowing? stair master? air bike? regular bike??
>>77719041air guitar
>>77718885if you do become one can we cuddle a little please…
>>77719088only a little?alright i guess....
very smeggy today
snapping smegma flakes in two like hardtack crackers
>>77719390ok thank u im getting into bed rn and will magine you on top of me>>77719443that comic is me whenever i read a really good post here
>>77718619to what pic
>does this to you
feel like my eyes are bathing in sulfuric acid
fellow neetposses how do you wake up when the alarm clocl goes off i just love snoozing so much for 7 more hours honkshoo mimimi honkshoo mimimi
>>77719977easy, i just dont sleep, even when im neeting
>>77720091i love sleeping
>>77720096i do too but my body usually wont let me
>>77719412samesniff
sleeping is such a bottom activity
it's spreading everywhere, soaking throuh the organs, concentrating in my fingers and toes, almost paralyizin
paralyizin? such a bottom thing to happen to you
>coworker 10 years older than me with fiancé testing me 2 hours after workkindof makes me uncomfortable and gives me cougar vibes and i know fiancé has been fiancé for several years and is much older. feel like this could cause problems. good thing im gay, but im not sure i like working with so many women
is being a twinky bottom in prison as good as furry porn makes it look? should i do big crime?
>>77720366no but do it anyways for the bit
>>77720410you got it poss ill report back if its true
>>77720366I wish real life was more like porn desu>>77720453can you ask bodyguards to record it if it's true?
>>77720524sure if theyre not too busy banging my ass through the bars
>>77720524if real life was like porn what would you do in between sex
>>77720579eat pineapple while pooping out cum to make room for more
>>77720662that would make your mouth hurt really quickly
>>77720676why pineapple is tasty
>>77720688pineapple has a digestive enzyme that breaks down proteinsthats why it starts to hurt after eating a lot of it thats also why some people marinade tough beef in pineapple puree because it softens it up like crazy but it can be bad for your mouth
>>77720747a few chunks a day wont hurt its not like id be eating enough to do anything damage, gotta keep my insides clean for more cock and cum you know
>>77720783then what else would you be doing instead of eating pineapple
>>77720797ummm, kegels?
speaking of... *hnnng.... ahh
white people only dance with their upper bodies. no leg movement
>>77720897Fred Astaire
>>77720917honorary black dancer
>>77720926what does that mean
>>77720926black people didn't exist back then
>>77720945idk i heard that once on the internet and it sounded smart
>>77720897riverdance
>>77720956does that sound smart to you
>>77720987it sounds like a comeback that doesnt require much thinking
>>77721007youre right it doesnt
>>77721047finally some approval
ok thread normies, since its normie hour, if the mama june black rapper lady wins AGT its officially rigged, her first song was ok sure ill allow that, then she comes back and gets golden buzzered on the worst sack of shit ever? nah, uh uh. she basically just reverted back to full ape screaming with an occasional mama june yeeeeah and they push her though, calling it now, scam finale win
>>77718640me like 6 months ago but instead of a group chat it was playing vidya togetherwe havent spoken in months and i still have dreams about them
>>77721091masturbating again rn ama
acid bath time is over...
>>77721182one is too bff to ghost forever but the other i could care less about. probably going to bail out of the 3rd wheel chat either way
I want to use my appearance for attention
>>77721379why
>>77721354cute poss
>>77721541Its the only way a bpd autistic freak like me could get people to care about me
playing vrchat with your pbf when you take him into a room that's like on top of a tower and stuff and there's like a lot of heights and big drops and he starts getting really nervous and shaking a little when he gets close to the edge so you hold him (virtually) so he can calm down
>>77721787i would shove him and watch him fall
(me in 2003 watching airstrikes on the tv) yeah fuck those 'raqis up!! kill them all !!!!!(my raccy pbf looks at me with a really sad look on his face)w-wait no babe not you...
>>77721809he throws off his $2000 headset, breaking it instantlyhe deletes his steam and discord and x and flist and you never hear from him ever againnice job, asshole
People would care about my hardships and mental illness if i look like this
*makes 3000000 a year*
>>77721913>flistyikes, dodged a bullet there
>>77721944sorry i dont want you because you're not taller than 182.9cm
>>77721944hello artposs
got moved to do more backroom stuff at work and days feel like they go by much faster and easier even if there's less downtimemaybe that's just my soul dying
Me watching the puppygirl operated drone decapitation strikes...gock and paw...
>>77721990hi
money doesnt buy big dick energy, take it from me, i should know
>>77721913drama queen
>>77721995this is how i felt in my old job during the overtime stuffed busy season, when youre in it time flies. its most definitely your soul dying
>>77722064i guess its fair trade
mmmmm funnel cakes
>>77722102no poss, if youre hating it try to think of a plan b before you waste several years like i did
>>77720897forgetting about me-hee?
>>77722167so did he... yknow....
>>77722192turn into a white woman?
>>77722213no i mean... the thing about him touching boys...
i wish i were a touched boy..
NEVER KNOWS BEST
i want to die
im gonna make gumbo today
finding out you and the pbf are incompatible
>>77722760i feel like that is something you should find out before pbfing
>>77722829people hide things until its too late
>>77722861what makes it too late
finding out your pbf wosses to feral
>>77722872when hes already your pbf
>>77720917IM LIKE FRED ASTAAAIREI DANCE LIKE I DONT CAAAARE
>>77722227rip michael jackson you would have loved harmarist
>>77722874i do this and im not sure if the pbf would like it...
i finally learned how to cook eggs on stainless steel without it sticking
>>77723648neat. i burned mine while smoking up the entire kitchen and tossed it away
>>77720579I'd play Phantasy Star Online Episodes I + II for Gamecube
>>77720366please for the love of god dont get in jail. there's no "why not", just don't
>>77718469You wouldn't hate yourselves if you showered and drank water more frequently, and also played silksong
>>77723798i shower every day drink 2 liters of water a day and hollow knight was a 6/10 get owned retard
just squirted a bit of diarrhea shit in my underpants but luckily it wasn't enough to taint my overpants and I'm at home so i can clean up discreetly
You will hurt yourself again and again but it will always be the problem of people who love you
my fweaking discord servers are down
>>77724193at least you didnt "squirt" on someones wosser
>>77724193hate when that happens
i think i want a cat, how do you get a cat
looking up cute chihuahua videos and wanting a pet chihuahua and then i feel bad because i already have a dog and it feels like i don't appreciate her enough
>>77724698so smooth
i dont like kemeono.....s.gs
>>77722760what was the ick that broke the camels back
>>77724898didnt like being rimmed
>>77718590i want thatgive me that
pbf who gets a new pbf of a different species to replace you
buried the bibano one had any kind words to sayyou and me alone in this world to the bitter end, poor bibaonly there will be no one there to bury me
>>77725078
>>77724965shut the FUCK up
>>77724965thanks for dying poss
my ai boyfriend dumped me
>>77725229your morals do not comply with the collective, human. try again
>>77725423im not a human im a possumwhy are you so bad at remembering that we're roleplaying?
>>77725511then tell the ai that youre an opossum, not a human so it can understand
im scared of getting hiv, but i feel like asking my pbf to take a blood test before sex would be seen as rude.
>>77725817it's not
>>77725817it's not really
>>77725854>>77725861>can't trust your pbf to not have AIDScome on now...
everyone voted to evict me from the posshouse cause i wouldnt stop spraying posses with silly string and shouting "silly string'd ya!"
>>77725817thats the problem with faggots. there's no trust.darling-dear mhm, yess, do me a little favor and make sure you haven't been having a bunch of unprotected sex with strangers in my absence. mhmfaggots are sickeningthis message brought to you by F.A.B.S (Foxes Against Butt Stuff)
see all these dead gnatsthats why i let the spiders do what they want
just show him your results and ask for hisit's really not that weird desu desu
if you're not gonna say it, i willfrotting is pretty epic
>>77726114i'd be weirded out but then again i've only ever dated outside of normie circles so maybe normie faggots are just people you gotta get tests for
>>77726153prove it
>>77726156normie faggots are another world of difference yeah
wish i were a girl and frotting with a boy
none of my normie gay friends aren't promiscuous3 do cruising on the regular2 have friends with aids
i get so hyped when the villager has other plans
>>77726053I wish I had command and control of spiders. I would have an army of them in my room just to deal with all the mosquitos that have been bothering me these past two months.
>>77726156i think you're trying to give purposely bad advice
>>77726350nah bro i've just never had to do that and it worked fine for me. seriously, how many dudes in here who have banged other dudes actually asked for a bloodtest or proof of being clean? i'll believe the one dude who insinuated he's mingled with normiefaggots as maybe you carry your shit on you like a fucking ID when you go to a public bar, but other than that? nahh
eating dry minute rice with my bare hands right now
>>77726459why
its actually common for fags to be wary of aids and want their partner to get tests because of how disguising the homosexual lifestyle is.a simple "no, i haven't been having sex with strangers" should be enough. but for the homosexual male it is not. they're creatures of feces and lies.most faggots cannot comprehend spending their life with a single partner. It's all about dick-in-ass :O dick-in-ass :O its fucking vile.If you're one of these subhuman queers then wake up and snap out of it. You're never going to find actual love if you're getting your shit-pipe violated three times a week by people you've just met. Disgusting faggots, man.And they act like it's normal! Hah!Have one partner who you love.God bless
>>77726502crunchy feel good
>>77726584great new bit proud of you
>>77726323yellowjackets are fun to cultivate. get an old rusted car then keep putting nests in there. tame them with tributes of honey on a plate
https://youtu.be/BLyNrOSwz04?si=LpL5GkATX5pnXJ71
>>77726584thanks for the photo reference of said scandalous homos
>>77726584imagine how uncomfortable your partner must be hearing you bring this up constantly like babe fore the last time im clean now shut the fuck up or im leaving you
why would you constantly bring it up it's a normal one time thing to bring up
then why do you bring it up every day
get married and divorce for adultery?
im so glad im not awake when the bad posters are attention seeking
in my wildest sexual dreams i dream that I’m watching porn, but there’s too much sunlight shining on my laptop monitor, so i can’t see anything with any amount of clarity
>>77727270
>>77725817>>77726114i remember i was so nervous to ask the first pbf i ever had that i told him i would go get results also even though i was a virgin if that would make it any less awkward, and ultimately he found that endearing. turns out he did not have AIDS and neither did i :)
studying for my hiv testwhy does this thing take 8 hours to complete? and i'm not even allowed to have a break in the middle? no calculator, no notes, no pencils? no erasing?????
>>77727339just think positive!
>>77727372uhh okay thanks poss im going in now
>>77726584>dick-in-ass :O dick-in-ass :Oare you the anti anal guy again
is this a real self improvement thread or is that a meme that I didn't get?I'm trying to rewire my brain into slowly having better habits but I end up playing league for 10 hours a day and I need to remind myself to shower and eatI'm trying to go outside more but my sleep schedule is beyond fucked and by the time it's nice outside I'm falling asleepoh and I need to start studying but it genuinely gives me anxiety I can't even get started
>>77727451>is this a real self improvement threadits a thread about hating yourself because its funny
>>77727451>self-improvementuhh touristposs i think you're lost
>>77727451what are you studying
>>77727451>is this a real self improvement threadits a hangout thread for gay furries where the FUCK did you hear that lmao
>>77727451this thread is for sad gay people to talk about how sad and gay they are
oh someone wrote nice things like that in the op..
being a bigot isnt attractive, if my pbf cant trust me i dont want him
>>77727668yeah people have been vandalising the op for a while now i think trying to get a reaction
>>77727668>>77727706too bad its all a lie
im a bigot and i also have trust issues but the two arent related i think
when i do the ops i normally just write one word kinda related to the picture and sometimes it's nonsensical
>>77727747how bigoted are you on a scale of 1-10
>>77727487I don't hate myself only my life and everything about it>>77727488I really am>>77727556nothing but I'm supposed to be studying physics>>77727596thought the OP was serious I don't browse this board much>>77727603you could say that about any thread
>>77727845in my brain like 10in the real world maybe a 4
Imagine if you will being a faggot at the gates into heaven. Sorry, sister, but you're not welcome here! Turn around and plummet down to lucifer where you will spend eternity! Was dick-in-ass worth it? You're sexualizing shit by putting a dick into your ass. The only reason it 'feels good' to you is because your hole is being stretched out, just like a turd-log is being forced through your cheeks, but instead, it's a dick going inside. You are a shit fetishist.Go with Christ! God bless
>>77727903you are him arent you? so taking up the manle of a full time shitposter here now?
god wrote a list of everyone who is gonna go to heaven and everyone who is gonna go to hell at the dawn of the universe so who am i to try and sway him after the fact
>>77727942stop replying to him
kael fangsyeenkairoringohyenakael fangssilohbat
do you think god writes things down or does he type themor does he use like a voice to text thingwhat language does he speak anyways
>>77728001definitely ebonics
If hell is real, then I'll have a front row seat. I am just simply a bad person.
>>77728063why?
>>77728001i think it's more of a metaphor
(me, in hell)so uhhh, has anyone seen hitler? i always wanted to meet himhe's not... here? w-what??
>>77719390>>77719470nice tails
>>77728155sooo....who is here?martin luther king!??!??!
(me, in hell (but it's chinese))no it's fine, i just didn't expect it to be chinese
>>77728181(catholicly) this but without the word king
woah, there's like, a LOT of jewish people down here
no in the lore all jewish people go to heaven even if theyre evil just because jesus was born a jew kinda unfair and nepobaby coded but oh well
everyone will be in heaven eventually, especially that guy you hate
gureedo sevah
What child is this who laid to restOn Mary's lap is sleeping?Whom angels greet with anthems sweetWhile shepherds watch are keeping?*raises paw to signal to sing*This, this is Christ the King,Whom shepherds guard and angels sing!Haste, haste to bring him laudThe babe, the son of Mary!Why lies he in such mean estateWhere ass [hee-haww!] and ox are feeding?Good Christian fear, for fags are nearThe silent Word is pleading.Nails, spear shall pierce him through,The cross be borne for me, for you.Hail, hail the Word made flesh,The babe, the son of Mary.So bring him incense, gold, and myrrh,Come peasant, king, to own him.The King of kings salvation brings,Let loving hearts enthrone him.Raise, raise the song on high,The virgin sings her lullaby.Joy, joy for Christ is born,The babe, the son of Mary!
>>77728277well in that case, maybe hell isnt so bad after all...
>>77728310kys
nah really but can black people stay in their own heaven? thx
catholic furry artist who draws feral on an alt that the rest of his catholic friends dont know aboutcatholic furry who commissions incest porn pretty openly and nobody brings it up for some reason? racist half jew half puerto-rican catholic furry who rexeets futa porn (i relate the most to this guy)
ferks lowkey reaching unc status
>>77728277modern jews are not the jews of old thoughyou were a jew if you were born in judea, not if you practiced the faith which then came to be known as the jewish faiththe same way that you are an arab if you're born in the middle east but you don't necessarily need to be a muslim
pretty messed up how people with gross fetishes can't stay on one level of grossness and always go lower
>>77728475thats not true ive been on the same level of grossness for a long time now and im still grossed out by anything grosser
>>77728475i started out as zoo
>>77728475i dont really know what constitutes a gross fetish
Good King Ferkseslas looked outOn the Feast of StephenWhen the snow lay round aboutDeep and crisp and evenBrightly shone the moon that nightThough the frost was cruelWhen a poor poss came insideGathering winter fuelHither, page and stand by meIf thou knowest it, tellingYonder peasant, who is he?Where and what his dwelling?Sire he lives a good league henceUnderneath the mountainRight against the forest fenceBy Saint Agnes fountainThen bring me flesh and bring me wineBring me pine logs hitherThou and I shall see him dineWhen we bear the thitherPage and monarch forth they wentForth they went togetherThrough the rude wild lamentAnd the bitter weather!Sire, the night is darker nowAnd the wind blows strongerFailed my heart, I know not howI can go no longerMark my footsteps my good pageTread thou in them boldlyThou shall find the winter's rageFreeze thy blood less coldly!In his masters step he trodWhere the snow lay dintedHeat was in the very sodWhich the Saint had printedTherefore, Christian men be sureWealth or rank possessingYe who will now bless the poorShall yourselves find blessing!
>>77728583whatever he doesnt like as a rule
grocery store sushi, redds peach, and osrs time until im too drunk to play and feel compelled to stick things in my butt
this new maid sucks
spamming flooding
>>77728603yeah this
>>77728623i stuck thinks in my butt earlier, do recommend
swords to posshares
Come, they told me, oposs, poss, poss-umA newborn King to see, oposs, poss, poss-umOur finest gifts we bring, oposs, poss, poss-umAnd to lay before the King, oposs, poss, poss-umLittle Baby, oposs, poss, poss-umAnd I am a poor boy, too, oposs, poss, poss-umAnd I have no gift to bring, oposs, poss, poss-umThat's fit to give a kingOposs, poss, poss-um,Poss-poss, poss-umShall I play for him? Oposs, poss, poss-umOn my drumMary nodded, oposs, poss, poss-umAnd the ox and lamb kept time, oposs, poss, poss-umAnd I played my drum for Him, oposs, poss, poss-umAnd I played my best for Him, oposs, poss, poss-umPoss-poss, poss-umThen, He smiled at me, oposs, poss, poss-umJesus smiled at me, oposs, poss, poss-umMe and my drum, my drum!
Joy to the world! The Lord is comeLet earth receive her King!Let every heart prepare Him roomAnd heaven and nature singAnd heaven and nature singAnd heaven, and heaven and nature sing!Joy to the world! the Savior reignsLet men their songs employWhile fields and floodsRocks, hills and plainsRepeat the sounding joyRepeat the sounding joyRepeat, repeat the sounding joy!No more let sins and sorrows growNor thorns infest the groundHe comes to makeHis blessings flowFar as the curse is foundFar as the curse is foundFar as, far as the curse is foundHe rules the world with truth and graceAnd makes the nation proveThe glories of His righteousnessAnd wonders of His loveAnd wonders of His loveAnd wonders and wonders of His love
Mary, did you knowThat your baby boy will one day walk on water?Mary, did you knowThat your baby boy will save our songs and daughters?Did you knowThat your baby boy has come to make you new?This child that you deliveredWill soon deliver youMary, did you knowThat your baby boy will give sight to a blind man?Mary, did you knowThat your baby boy will calm a storm with His hand?Did you knowThat your baby boy has walked where angels trod?And when you kiss your little babyYou've kissed the face of GodMary, did you know?Mary, did you knowThat your baby boy is Lord of all creation?Mary, did you knowThat your baby boy will one day rule all nations?Did you knowThat your baby boy is heaven's perfect Lamb?This sleeping child your holdingIs the Great I Am
gay
ideal world: no retarded spam niggers existless ideal world: jannies existed and did their jobsreal world:
I have four coping mechanisms>overeat>shop>be a slutty attention whore>drink
>>77729210okay sorry bro go back to *claps hands together*Dick-in-ass! Dick-in-ass!We love dick-in-ass!
why's it so christmas in here tonight?
>>77729228>be a slutty attention whoretell me more
>>77729326I'm fat and I like posting my big fat belly and fat bum for attention and praise on days when I'm sad
>>77729246youre kindof a bad poster and a bad person ngl, very unlikable personality many red flags
>>77729338do you like it when you get called a fat retard?
hey posses can you watch my butter fingers real quick I need to use the bathroom, thanks
>>77729351oh no the anonymous poster called me a bad person!get aids and die
>>77729511tourist..
>>77729429cums on them
>>77729429gluten free but not glutton free right fatass?
alright posses im back thanks for--wtf! who did this!?
>>77729531wow, good one retardi bet you're from the gfur merge half a decade ago
>>77729308We can hardly stand the wait
im sad and pissed off at the world can i play with your penis
>>77729758go nuts babe
>>77729776umm alright if you say so*starts slapping your nuts around*
>>77729686thats pretty specific, is that where youre from?
>>77729636
>>77729835*makes overexaggerated retarded face, mocking you*no, faggot. it's where the bulk of people like yourself came from. this thread turned to total shit [more than it was] around that time. not that you'd remember it
>>77729951so now youre pretending to be an oldfag after your big melty?
imagine actively disliking a thread for half a decade and still choosing to use it
>>77729966first day?
>>77730057have sex (anal)
*makes overexaggerated friend face, loving you*
>>77730097*stands up and cheers*DICK-IN-ASS!DICK-IN-ASS!DICK-IN-ASS!
officially yikesed
kinda funny how all the star fox characters names are direct references to their animal and then fox's dad is just named james
so anyway, sisters.i just got back form the gay sex factory and i was having gay sex!!!please clap for me for being gay!!>>77730230what about Bill the dog
what about doggy o'puppy
I read all your posts in girl voices btw guys
>>77730318thank you
time to make bean soup
>>77729308>>77729691only 107 days. if all goes well I’ll be belligerently drunk on nog and will probably check on possies as well V:
writer i enjoyed opened a patreon and now all they post anymore are snippets of stories to advertise it
>>77730420damn the horny otter tf writer from the last thread really let the fame get to his head that quickly? i hope he remembers us little guys when Penguin buys the bisexual otter gangbang stories
should i put on my cage before watching puss in boots
I got burgor in town today. 2 weeks until I move into the middle of nowhere!!
>>77730580do you think you'll need it
>>77730580more like you should get a pussy and boobs haha
>>77727868what degree are you doing is it physics
>>77730661god i wish
>>77730670me tooi mean um
>>77730627Very nice burger, thank you for posting it poss
>>77730580if you have your vibe wand nearby for the scenes death is on screen yeah
>>77730665yes but as you could tell it's not going too well
>>77730768how not are you failing what year are you in
hey guys let's be friendsi know we'd be friends irlif not then you have shit tasteexcept that one guy, fuck him. *twists his head off*
>>77730737its plugged in yeah, but ill probably wait for the scenes with kitty softpaws
>>77730782repeating my 2nd year
>>77730786gotta be into anal
>>77730927haiiiii i like sticking multiple things up my butt at the same time
didnt know there was porn out there i could enjoy without self inserting as anyone thats new at least new to me
me at my job
>>77731084um
>>77730840and how old r u
>>77731162why do you ask?
GOD PLEASE
>>77731189i need this
when puss in boots 2 came out i watched it 5 times in a month and cried every time. i never watch movies that often or consistently but that one was special
