/ERP/ - Erotic Roleplay ThreadTime to Diezuri EditionPrevious: >>77742197
Looking to be bullied, kidnapped, sat on, scratched, tied up, spread out, stretched, written on, chained up, abused, slapped, kicked, hair pulled, mouth covered, gagged, overstimulated, made to beg, made to cry, made to scream, milked, choked, pinned, burnt, whipped, threatened, raped, tortured, Stockholm syndromed, and/or murdered by a girl!
/ERP/ Review Series #22Reply to this post with your impression/feelings about the ava in question. Avas feel free to go undercover as anons to not feel pressured to be politically correct.Today's Ava:>Caren
>>77754840Caren is an anagram of Rance
>>77754825
>>77754840lol
>>77754845I.... What? No, surely, oh gods...
>>77754845Does that mean Rance is secretly in love with Nozomi?
>>77754840>not using Yukari for the Ava Review
>>77754862>not following tradition Nigger hush
>>77754875What is the tradition?
I’m feeling very demotivated and blah tonight
>>77754845Huh, I never realized thatFunny
>>77754840Caren is a nice person, a lot of kinks that make her look a bit too close to being a Slaaneshi follower, but she needs to learn the Imperial Truth.
Good morning!>>77754840Caren is a very nice person! I love how she stands up to the mean posters and puts them in their place! She's also very friendly and easy to get along with!
xth for ___!
And Leon's getting larger!
>>77754894Welcome to the jungle.
>>77754894>Kisses.
>>77754904Hey, Flare. It's nice to see you.
>>77754909
>>77754918But don’t worry. One of these days I’ll get myself a nice boy- or girlfriend and be FREE
>>77754840Simple, versatile when it comes to RP, easy to talk to, enjoys many different series.
>>77754840We already had a review of them, you nog.
>>77754932Ganbatte
>>77754846A-am I a sailor in this? Wow. It seems to have done wonders for my body, though!>>77754936Wasn't she the first one?
>>77754949>Wasn't she the first one?They were >>77182965
>>77754957Poor Reviewanon has dementia...
>>77754840We've already reviewed Caren.>Switches off the TV.
>>77754972It's probably not the same guy but a shitposter who wants to post about how they got dropped in the previous thread
>>77754894>Headpatto and hands Lapis a single oral mintDogs back but caravans pass Lapis, it'll be over soon enough, in the meanwhile just try to relax that noggin' of yours.>>77754904Good meowning, today I nearly killed a moose.I also saved a turtle.
>>77754921>Is kissu’dThank you Nonnie, muchly appreciated. >>77754948I’ve never fully dated a guy before, but I’ve had at least one intimate type of relationship with one. But 99.999% of actual real life men are not appealing to me—unless maybe from on the other side of a gloryhole. But I like the *concept* of a boyfriend certainly, and obviously go for male partners on here, but idk how the fuck to translate any of that into real life. I feel very disconnected, in a way
Lapis saw Yukari getting a BF and got depressed...
>>77755043Just date whoever gender you are comfortable with.
>>77755045I don't blame 'em. I'm yearning for a BF so bad right now too.
>>77755045Me and Lapis both
>>77754840Caren is a very prolific and skilled player. Very flexible on faces and willing to play a whole lot of kinks. We match up in a lot of our doujinshi taste too. Easy to pick up and play with.
>>77755045I'm not into men so I remain unaffected.
I don't even care about sex anymore, some days. I just yearn for someone to kiss me, hug me, and tell me that I have value for them.
>>77755038Why did you try to kill a moose???? What is wrong with you??? You're a sick person!>>77754926How has your week been?
>>77754840I already had one the fuck...>>77754900Aw thanks... if this is meant to be nice...>>77754904They are just funny to make fun of, a taste of their own medicine and they haaate it kek.You're also wonderful yourself Flare!>>77755099Hehe and we'll get to playing whenever one of those times hit since senpai is always wonderful and has great tastes to match.
>>77755045Envy finds company among the lonely.>>77755107I'd recommend putting yourself out there to actually find a partner, approach strangers, talk to folks, etc. Dating apps are the dens of crazies unfortunately. That or make do with what's in the mirror like I did.>>77755140I'm sorry princess but how the hell do you think meats gets put on your table???Also it was some dumb child moosling, meesling? Dunno, that tried to an hero itself into a giant sawing machine. Had to smack it away with a giant broom, was pretty funny.>>77755156Caren how much did you pay Reviewanon for the 2nd review? This smells of corruption >Hammers a letter to the church doors
>>77755140>77755140It's alright. In a bit a depressive slump, but it could always be worse.Hope you're doing well!
>>77755030It's spread to HG
>>77755038>Noms mintGracias, amigo >>77755045It’s a combination of things, but yeah. >>77755057I feel pretty alienated from people in general lately, but I’m starting a new job soon so I’ll have the dough to go out a little more and maybe meet someone. >>77755107You have value to me
>>77755193My dear Insect poster. Been there, done that, I was weighed, I was measured, and I was found wanting way too many times. I'm too old for that now. And what is in the mirror disgusts me. I enjoy your general positivity, but I live in the real world. Here, when you are worth nothing, you are nothing, and no positive attitude will ever change that, and rest assured, I am worth less than most shit you clean from the sole of your shoes. Thinking otherwise is what forced us to play the game. And the game can only be won by not playing it.
>>77755217Of course the shitposter uses both threads, fucking mongoloid.
>>77755271And how is the one we have not shitposting?
>>77755193If only could afford that kek.
>>77755217I don't think it's the same person. Look at the filename.
Xth for _____!
>>77755266Jaune you pissed me off cause you broke my 3 year streak of The Game. But I heavily disagree, I live in the real world as well and the world is what we make it, I won't go preaching about hardships and trauma but I can tell you that if I'm capable of feeling happy day in day out through hardships and strife, I'm pretty sure you can too. Hells, I'm just glad to be alive and mostly in control of myself, but either way I do hope things become better for you and that attitude shifts into a more optimistic one.>Pats and hugs>>77755255No worries, and hey look at you being a fucking wagie and getting a new job, good stuff, just try not to bang all your coworkers hotstuff or HR will ask you to come. No not in that way.>>77755337I've seen you stealing from the donation box, I know your riches you habit clad thief.>>77755367Gloveless handholding outside the bondage of marriage.
>>77755367I dug in my ass too deep because it was itchy and got shit on my fingers.
>>77755406Certified Caren moment.
>>77754840One of our very best. Accept no substitute!
Super Super Super Creek
>>77755380It all goes to maintenance trust me.
>>77755380For being a Bug poster, sometimes you remind me too much of another person working on a farm. Optimists always think this is the best of possible worlds. Pessimists are sadly aware they are right. That's why we are pessimists.Good thing your build work. But I never asked to play this game, never wanted to play it, and frankly, I am tired of people forcing me to play it. The world isn't what we make of it because only 1% of the people in this world matter. If they were at least somewhat merciful, they would allow us to stop playing this fucking game and die with dignity. But they aren't because deep inside, Evil will always win over Good because Good is dumb, Lonestar.I don't only know how this movie will end, but I already know what every other plot is going to happen, I saw the whole fucking script, I had what every moment from now on is going to be, and what kind of disgusting, disfigured, scarred wrap of meat and bone I will be in merely a decade, I saw it every fucking day when I call home, between my father and my mother my DNA is already fucked without my will being involved at all.Now I'm out for work, not that I have much hope from it too, either; article 11 will bite my hairy ass soon enough.
>>77755255we're all getting boyfriends in uhhhmmmm 2026!
>>77755491>Stares>Flicks a single golden coin at the nunUhuh, I'm sure it all goes to maintenance. Sidenote, how much would one have to pay to repent for highway robbery?>>77755504That's you opinion, I can say with certainty that being optimistic when possible has benefited me more than being a pessimistic, hope for the best but prepare for the worst. I'll let you in on a little secret actually, I shouldn't have lived past the age of 20, or 2 weeks old, and yet I'm still here, doing better than before, getting better each and every day and being thankful that I get to experience joy, pain, pleasure, loss and gain every day. Really I'm just thankful to be alive.>>77755529Government mandated boyfriends 2026, a vote for Bug is a vote for your very own sl-I mean boyfriend! Legally they are considered your pets.Anywho I must be off to shower, you all should consider doing the same.
>>77755595And I tried to kill myself, strangling myself with my umbilical cord while in the womb. And I regret every day that I failed at it, which so far is 17473.
Bug shooting his shot with Patty again.
Patty intimidates me too much to ever try something.
>>77755595>Snatches it.A lot probably.
>>77755729Patty, she a bish.
>>77755634Eh umbilical cord strangluations are more common than you'd think, and damn you're old.>Tips hatWell I'm personally glad you failed at that Jaune since it's been a pleasure knowing ya.>>77755697Oh absolutely Anon you know me just can't help but to shoot my shot at the ERP baddies in hopes of getting some poontang! >>77755729Gotta enter the tiger's cave to catch it's cub, Byleth.>>77755770>Three coins in a quick barrage are flicked at the nunDoes that count as "a lot" or does your chuch have a different definition for what a lot is?
>>77755156You toooo!>>77755193How can you find a near accident like that funny!?Killing for eating and killing for fun are different things..>>77755201Sometimes I like to take time for myself and do my own things, maybe you could try that? That or eat ice cream, it always cheers me up when I'm down!
>>77755729You just have to realize that she's just as weird and shy as most people here.
>>77755803>Already pocketed them all.Possibly, though it depends on the interest.>>77755822Hope you've been well Flare.
Bakara! Bakara! Bakara!I think it's the fluffy ears that add to her appeal. Not to mention she's a very prideful mage. I've always had a soft spot for our fluffy and cuddly furry players. We had a whole bunch of them and each of them was total hug bait.
>>77755951Yukari's gone but you're still here. Wtf man
>>77755972He's single.
>>77755822It was mostly funny cause it was trying to clobber me as if it's whole life mission was to die by logcutter. Plus I WOULD have skinned, cleaned, processed and eaten it if it had died.>Whaps you on the headAnd you didn't care at all that I saved a turtle you mean woman.>>77755948>Stares>Sighs and tosses a small pouch of gold at the nunDo patrons get any special perks, like two communion wafers? Or is that like, like an even bigger sin?
>>77756051>Takes it.Well I don't think that's a sin but it's more of a fair share kinda thing, but anyways gotta go sleep.Be blessed and safe now thread, see yall whenever I'm back and nighty night.
>>77755972Nothing lasts forever, mon ami. That's why you need to say everything you want to say. Share what's on your heart and pass on whatever feelings you wish to convey. There's no promise any of us will still be here tomorrow (despite the odds being relatively on our side for survival within the next 24 hours at least).Aren't you lucky you still have me!? I'll be around at least a little while longer! Now come, jump in my arms and cry on my shoulder while I pat your head.>There, there. Pat pat pat.
>>77756090Yukari didn't even like you so don't talk about them.
>>77755951Post more Taimanin
>>77754840I’m gonna pee on her
>>77756090Nigga please leave, nobody wants you and everytime you play it's painfully obvious you're selffagging.
>>77755822I actually had ice cream after dinner! Cookie Dough from Baskin Robbins. Was tasty. >>77755775Don't be mean, anon...>>77755803Yeah, I know the whole "100% of shots" thing. But it's just something internally. >>77755882Oh I don't doubt that at all and she seems super sweet too, but it's just because of like everything that's been built up around her that makes me feel uneasy about interacting with her.
>>77755729I totally get it. I felt the same way for like, months of me being here, and I haven't played with her actually until today. Sometimes it happens and nerves put us back, but I really think you might enjoy something with her if you ever decide to play. Not that you should have to force yourself though.Sometimes we can't control how we feel or get nervous about people, especially ones with reputations. Not your fault at all.
>>77756163Just play with her, worst She can say is 'uh, I don't understand the question'.
Sucks good avas like Yukari have to leave.
>>77756198Kill yourself
Nozomi complains about wanting people to love him and then bitches about Patty a few hours later
>>77756209You've been mad about this for almost a year now.
>>77756210Yukari is a good ava and a good person, which is why they have a boyfriend now.
>>77756089Ni-ni Caren.>>77756163Nah I get it, the internal negging voice that wants to stay safe and whatnot.>PatpatAnywho I have to go now. This migraine is turning me into a right cunt .
>>77756107Eh, they didn't?But I did! That's all that matters! Gahahahaha!>>77756150It's true! Unwanted, unloved, unbefitting! Forced to perform in front of a mirror where my only partner is myself.Yet despite that, the passion I hold for writing and conquest are unquenchable. Here, where words are spell, sword and kiss. Where the face you don is yours to craft, rather than imposed.One day, I shall indeed leave forever. Have no worries, for your wish will come true. Patience, patience. But also, how dare you speak to your big bro this way! I'm older than you! Oi, manners!
>>77755948Yup, I've been fine just been busy recently because I've been catching up with stuff and watching Zenless story!>>77756051Karma doesn't work that way! Just because you save a life doesn't give you the right to take a life, it's not maths... You should have been more worried for the moose instead of finding it funny>>77756163I never had that flavor but that sounds nice! Also I saw a stream of genshin impact where this person spent thousands of dollars rolling for multiple times for the same character again and againI don't understand, is he throwing money away for a stream challenge? Why would spend money to get a character you already own again and again? That's so strange
Rance autism is something else.
I really like how people are here. It is warm n gives a comfy sense of community am always surprised by each time, paired with the unexpected honesty of inhabitants(Some might say fake but not a particular believer of that). There is no real reason to say this but today was just especially cozy.
>>77756277Me Patty and Cag on discord <3
>>77756262What's the best way to shitpost you?
>>77756210Don't you worry, I'm still around.
>>77756262Nigga you are like 20, pipe down, fuck off and go kill yourself.
>>77756224>>77756254Contrary to Byleth, I am not a good Person. And I see no pretense to appear differently that what I am. I tried the router to 'chang' for getting love enough, Guess what? People do not change, you can't fix them, if you are not being loved at your worst then you don't deserves to be loved at all. And frankly miss I only date abusive boyfriends so I can complaining of them online was never something I aspired to be love or befriended at all. If she's Happy being what She is I for sure are less annoyed to pretend I ever once found here more than and eyrsore. This chair, this chair, this chair.....
>>77756306>Rance>20I hate when tourists undo all the hard work real shitposters put in
>>77756309>attaches the machine >flips the switch
>>77756306
>>77756268>Whacks you over the head with a broomI save the moose, how many meese did you save, huh, huh?! Zero, that's right, meanwhile I'm over here with aching shoulders, a pained head and wrists that hurt because I decided to help a dumb moose. If anything you should be THANKING me for saving the beast from an early death!
>>77756268Well I hope it's the good kind of busy at least, and good to hear you've been having your own fun as well. Anyways to bed for real! See you around now Flare.
>>77756309>>77756228Misquoted>>77756322HARDER DADDY!
>>77756365Hmmm, not bad, kind of hot even
>>77756268It was pretty good. Cute cat. >>77756261Rest. >>77756198Thanks, WHA. You always know what to say. I probably would enjoy playing with her, and again, she seems sweet, but yeah... Hope you had fun with her!
>>77756304Probably roleplaying with me a few dozen times, doing some impregnation session, long-term pregnancy, giving me like 12 kids and then you reveal that you've secretly been a Maou. Now me and our children have to join forces to take you down.That would be sad. Hopefully I could help you overcome the corrupting influence of your Maou blood. Or you'd force me to drink your blood and we'd rule as Maous together! With our Maou kids!
>>77756371I've been in your shoes before. Almost exactly, even. I have a lot of similar "gut feeling is bad, don't want to do this" moments, for specific people, or fetishes, or whatever. Feeling off or uneasy, worried about stuff that might happen, I have been exactly there. It's up to you in the end, but if I can give one bit of advice, it's always worth a try, even a short one anonymously if you want.. Some of the people I have great experiences with and lots of fun were ones I was anxious or not eager to approach or be approached by initially. It's okay to not want to play with someone, too. If it isn't fun for you, then that's priority one.I had fun, thank you, and I hope you had some nice rest while you could, and wish the best in getting more rest too. Goodnight, Byleth. May you have sweet dreams when you do sleep.>Blows a kiss.Just keep at it, okay? Whichever choice you make is the right one for you.
Avas you wish never come back and why?
>>77756530WHAI hate them
>>77756530Nozomi. There's no need to explain why.
>>77756530Yukari because it means (s)he is happy even if I am sad
>sniffs Moe
>>77756530MyselfI'm washed
>>77756530This dude >>77756658They're washed
Stay healthy!
>>77756728Get lost
>>77756728Did you know that twenty minutes of rough sex is a better workout for your body than two hours of cardio?
>>77756341Sleep well!>>77756371Keqing is not a cat!>>77756338I save the world by watching cute animal videos on youtube!Also peasants shouldn't complain regarding manual labourIt's literally what you're born for!
>>77756861The picture didn't upload..
>>77756728Get found
>>77756829For most people here, two hours of cardio is still remotely more possibile than any kind of sex.
>>77756530Owain because with the amount of male avas present there would be unprecedented amount of shit flinging and drama
Everyone had fun last night?
>>77756921Was Owain Biofem only or did he just swing his dick at anyone who played a woman?
>>77756950No
That was a pretty hot pickup line by Herras. A shame it got ignored, but then again that ava is a very very old ava who only pops in for a quick hello.
>>77756960Not surprised about that.
>>77756959He'd swing his dick at anything that turned him on.Man, woman, tranny, furry, you name it.
>>77757001Then at least comparse to other people, you have a good mentali plasticity.
>>77757020I wouldn't say that since I'm back poking my nose in the thread.
>>77757043Poking is fine, I poke on hmdaf sometimes but hoping to get some action that's borderline delusional.
I need late night sloppy mating sex with super soft PLAP sows ...
>>77757065Admittedly, I got partners fairly easy. Not as easily as some people, but better than one would except.
>>77757003Respect for that, honestly.
>>77757144Good for you. I got partner only when I post as Anon, and said partner is Milky or Hotaru asking me to play the girl I posted.
>>77757242Nozo milkies
>>77757276That's not a partner, just a meme.
>>77757242Milky likes anything with large breasts and I wouldn't be surprised if Hotaru can sniff you out at this point. Well, if you don't use your trip. Everyone that's not new knows who you are with the tripcode. >>77757276Let's not do the whole milking machine meme.
>>77757325I am making sure everyone new knee me too. Contrary to the other Avas here, I don't pretend to be someone who I am not. But the point still stand, it's not a matter of bridge burned. I am simply not reselleable in this economy. Fitting since I am so in rl too. No One can accuse me to escape reality.
>>77757065>hmdafDo you mean /collared/?
>>77757650Anything involving human and anthro frankly.
>>77757668Well if you ever want to make the cat cry, let me know.
>>77757668Did you and lilcindyx get back together?
Baboo
>>77758264Anon... I have no idea how to tell it to you, but she's was never real. She's an AI hoax.
>>77758402Nope, saw her irl at LIN during a layover.
>>77758497They fooled you so well
>>77756268Not sure if you're still around, but in Genshin, getting dupes up to 6 unlocks their constellations which can make them stronger. Here are Keqing's, if you have one copy, you have C0, if you have two copies, you have C1, which means she gets Thundering Might as a passive which increases her damage by her skill 50%, if you have 3 copies, you get her level 2 which gives you more charge making her work as a battery character, 4 and 6 copies increase the max and base level of her skills, etc. and for some characters it's more important than others. Childe C1 decreases his cool down of his weapon swap by 75% and C6 nullifies it entirely as well as disabling the timer to make him swap back to the bow, Raiden Shogun also lives or dies by having C2. I haven't kept up in ages so I'm sure there's some Fontaine or Sumeru or Natlan units that really want you to have more copies of a character.
I fucked an Italian Grandma named Lucia and she got dark chocolate all over my throbbing American cock!
>>77755729What makes you she would even be up to try something with you?
>>77758909Byleth as far as I am aware doesn't mind some things Patty like. In fact I do not see a single reason why they should not enjoy themselves..
>>77756371>Slams against the floor like a sack of potatoes Augh... My knees...>>77756861Nuh uh we were born to inherit the world, YOU people on the other hand are useless and will be made to serve people like me after we get done with stuff.
Paizuri? Femdom? Danger? Doom?
>>77759203nay
>>77759203Doom free for all
>>77759218Can I get a yay in here?>>77759235Wait, that's just life!
>>77759203>>77759315It was very amusing seeing you get baited and dropped like a bitch
>>77759335Ehh, it's whatever, I don't even really like Kitsune that much. Got to gush a bit about MGQ... so that was fun.
>>77759335It's amusing to watch your attempts to ruffle feathers day after day. What a remarkable feat of resilience to camp here and pointlessly provoke people.
>>77759315nayremain doom(sexual)less for the rest of thy days
>>77759437The pot calling the kettle black here!
Wonder if there's a Midna with big, fat, suckable balls lurking.
>>77759476Did you just call me black...? I'm dialing the police for a hate-crime!
>>77759437Hello Broodsow, I think, hope you're doing well, love seeing your red girls.>>77759511Californian spotted.
>>77759460No... so doom(nonsexual) chooses me, huh?I'd get back to playing more Cyberpunk, but honestly the DLC for it is leaving me kinda unimpressed. So, lurking I will go. Maybe I'll watch some anime....
>>77759524If I kiss the bug, will he turn into a boy I can harass and molest sometime? A magical transformation into my Prince Charming? ...trying to triangulate on me, are you? I love a game of cat and mouse!
>>77759555I've been watching a bit of Gundam Wing since I'm playing those cards in the TCG. Wufei is so teaseable...
>>77759576>If I kiss the bug, will he turn into a boy I can harass and molest sometime? A magical transformation into my Prince Charming? Huh?>Stare...HUH?!>Chucks a dagger in your general direction Nah, Prince Charmings ain't in my repertoire, though I might turn into a bandit and rob you for all you're worth.
Why is that bug guy talking to broodsow who knowingly doxxed someone? Jesus these guys are the worst hypocrites
>>77759634What is that I spot, with my little, UC loving eye? >Rolls up newspaper, and smacks the back of your head with it. Hard.What is this? You're watching Gunam Wing? Playing the TCG? Like your justice?>Whack. Whack. Whack. Whack. Each question had it's own message packed behind it. Just. What. Are. You. Doing? >Whack. Whack. Whack. Whack. Thwack.Straying from the path of UC is a sin you know.
>>77759637>The dagger splits between the cleft of her chest, but stops short of reaching her sternum. Fishing the blade out by the handle, she chucks it back at him. Ah phooey, just my luck... you'll have to try harder than /that/ if you'd like to slay me. Next time aim between the eyes, or between the legs-- if you're feeling fresh. Didja mention your kinks or preferences for scenarios before? I'd be down to check out a link to the info.
>>77759704Face on Double. The reason is no one cares enough about (You) to be upset at Broodsow
>>77759704Guy ava = tell everyone he's the worst person you ever sawGirl ava = hey sweetie how are you :)
>>77759495We used to have one
>>77759725E-ehhhh...!!>Is smacked! Hard!I-It's basically the same thing though! Just with a slightly cooler opening song! The Char character turned out to be the heroine's sister! >*smack*JUST>*smack*WILD>*smack*BEAT>*SMACK*COMMUNICATION!>Guooohhh...
>>77759704You never heard of double standards?
>>77759704Double absolutely coping and seething, just apologise to the bug already
>Inhales deeply. Ahhh~ the scent of manufactured drama, first thing in the morning!
Post characters that you want to see played!
>>77759832Sweaty oriential busty MILF
>>77759704The guy was warned, if he choose to keep talking then he's doing an informed decisione and therefore you only sensibile course of action would be mind your own business until he got doxed to. Then you can gloat and say 'I told you'.Frankly, considering he doesn't know the guy doxed I am more concernes when he will find BS flirt a lot but intercorse very Little. But then so does the bug.
>>77759740>Catching the little dagger by the blade a small wince would come from the man as he returned his trusty sidearm to his trusty side-sheathBloody bastard.Slaying would be bad for business, I make a much bigger profit by letting my customers live, that is after they've had their pockets pilfered, goods gotten and treasures taken. I'm a thief, not a murder... Unless the coin's good enough.Kinks and preferences? Hmm, I'd say I'm rather open to most things so long as nothing more than two finger or a tongue go up my bum. Rape, cuddles, emotionless, overly emotional, hating, loving, enemies to lovers, non-erotic, torture, femdom, you say it I play it. Though I personally prefer more lovey dovey type shite I do also enjoy the whole loveless war bride being taken right after a pillaging cruelty as well.Yourself?
>>77759778Just Communication is awful, hot take. I also never really liked Wing. It's like you let some little new fan sniff around and feel things out for themselves, and they go right for right for the pile of discarded cumrags...>Raises newspaper high, ready to beat proper understanding of Gundam into nors, but relents. throwing her trusty newspaper to the side.Just look at you., my little new Gundam fan, look at you.... I leave you alone for a a week or two, or three, and you do things like this. Here, follow me, we're going to watch Zeta right now. I will only tape your eyelids open if you start to crash on me before we finish it....Or not, just messing with ya....>Gabu stopped for a moment, before grabbing her newspaper again, and smacking hors behind. OnceReally though, to think I'd see nors watch Gundam Wing of all things.
>>77759869Nice tummy
>>77759832
>>77759968I thought Caren plays her
>>77759924E-even the song is rejected by the mighty gaboo.... bwouuhh...>Wing Zero is really strong in the card game! Even though I've switched over to one year war aggro and smacking people around with Zaku IIs and GMs... I-I don't wanna watch Zeta! Kamille looks like a dork! Relena is super lovely and proud and cute and sits on large animals in the ending song! Not even slow, torturous strokies would make me sit through it!
Owain managed to get a GF and Yukari managed to get a BF. What's your excuse anon?
>>77759892>Though I personally prefer more lovey dovey type shiteI knooow~ I just wanted you to admit it. Getting you to admit it is soooo much more fun! And when you go out of your way to hide it in plain sight, adding all of that other fluff... it makes me focus on that glaring sign that says "I'm a hopeless romantic! Look here! This is what I ACTUALLY want! Look, look, loooookkkk!" But you wouldn't /dare/ to be that desperate, would you~? Hmm... I recently re-watched Over the Garden Wall. Do you know of that show? Are you a fan of it? In regards to the comments being made about me, I have given a person in this thread the contact information for someone who had expressed an interest in reconnecting with them. I thought I was doing him a favor, but it's never that simple, is it? I understand completely if you are weary of me and would rather not partake.
>>77759881>Frankly, considering he doesn't know the guy doxed I am more concernes when he will find BS flirt a lot but intercorse very Little. But then so does the bug.Augh, the truth... You've struck me well, Jaune...>Fucking dies and 'splodesTruth be told I don't believe even 3/5ths ofthe stuff posted here, seems to be an excessive amount of people here that come to dramabait and shit on others while doing naught themselves.>>77760059I mean yeah I am a hopeless romantic, that's usually my normal go to mood with stuff but I've also a somewhat cruel streak to boot.>Flicks noseOne can be both at the same time dummy.Over the garden wall? No can't say I havr sadly, though then again I'm not much of a watcher of things and the ones I do like I've rewatched like 10 times, gods know I've the music of GTO burned into my very soul. Also I'm not desperate you dolt.>Flick nose againI'll be honest so long as you didn't full ass broadcast someone's address or something I wouldn't really call it doxxing, that and you should've been more aware of the consequences you dumdum.>Flicks nose a third timeAnd you're the desperate one, talking to a bug of all things.>He goes in for a fourth flick, stops and lowers his hand
>>77760048Wing is...I dunno, I honestly don't get the appeal of it. It's a mess, but maybe since it was the first Gundam to leave nippon, that's why so many people enjoy it, or seemingly enjoy it.. I can't really say much about the OP though, it's all a tastes thing there.>Switched to One Year War.There we go nors, you are safe from the newspaper now.Zeta is peak, and Kamille has a girl's name! You'd like that sorta thing, no?>Not even slow, torturous strokies >Nors, if you don't go Zeta as the next Gundam anime you watch, I will kick you cock first into a breeding mount, turn it on, and let you suffer there for at least 12 hours. No stopping, the machine does not care if you came 20 times, and have be spraying blanks for the last 5 hours, it will keep stimulating. By the end of it, your dick will be ruined, if you're still even alive. It will just cum randomly, sporadically spurting out sparks like an old fried TV that just had some wires ripped right out of it. You won't even know your name by the end, or count to 5.Or idk, maybe that WON'T happen if you don't watch it, whatever makes the hors suffer more.
>its ok bb you may have doxed someone but I dont call it doxing its more like sharing private information gosh you're so silly and innocent sweetie you didnt know what you were doing. women are like children :)
>>77760251You could shut him up by just showing proof
>>77760251After reading his reply to broodsow you can tell he's underage
>>77760307Just because you're underage doesn't mean we are.
>>77760235Boys can look like girls but having a girl's name isn't a big deal. Being named after your previous president is somewhat weird but I can look past that as well...>Reads that bottom bit.>Crosses legs.I-I could take it... my weenie is powerful. I'm super proud of it. That's why I'm confident jamming it into a soft, squishy mount for however long you need! I won't lose to some inorganic dick milker!!!>Would definitely lose. Having to watch Z*ta Gundam at the same time would be even worse...
>>77760199Don't worry. Most people here intercorse very little. At least you don't dramabait just as much as them.
>>777601994chan isn't letting me post my reply... read this love letter privately. >Hides behind her hands bashfully!
>>77754840Awesome partner. A one of a gem.
>>77754840>So few avas around that we have to do reruns of earlier episodesDamn
Shit so bad 4chan thinks it's spam LMAO
>>77754845>mindblown
>>77760365Don't you DARE shit on Zeta Gundam OR Kamille Bidan! It's time to scrub your bimbo brain and give it something other than sloppa gacha garbage!
>>77754894Cheer up Lapis. There's always tomorrow!
>>77760058When did that happen for Yukari?
>>77760365Both are no big deal, a name is just a name, and how you look is just how you look...>Sure you could, and I'll walk into a world line where I get snuffed every day in all sorts of lewd ways. You won't lose to some decide that littearly just got turned, and there's nothing else to it. It just provides raw pleasure, enough it's like your cock and mind are frying, and that's just with the first orgasm. After that it just keeps going, and going, and going....Don't worry, I won't taint Zeta Gundam with your screams or with all the backed up cum you'll be staining the whole room with. It's a punishment, not a reward.
>>77755107We all want that love.
>>77759495>Midna looked Momo over with clear desire in the horny imp's eyes. She was a shortstack for the time being, just about waist high with a fat dick that was tucked nice and cozy between her chunky thighs. The thought of treating an eager to please hero like she pleased was an attractive offer.What the hell, you convinced me. Hope you really meant anything~>A sinister glint shined in her eyes before the area crackled with shadowy energy, her body transformed in a matter of moments. Midna's soles cracked the ground as she became far more dense, skyrocketing in height and weight right before Momo's very eyes. She towered over, cast in her shadow and allowed the imp's beastly erection to swell up from the surge of magic and arousal. She openly moaned, the act of transforming pleasurable and assaulted her body with tingles all over. The imp turned giant immediately takes advantage of her new height by gripping the back of Momo's head and lifted her off the ground, right before she shoved her square underneath her behemoth dick and square between her balls. Midna is quick to close her thighs around Momo's upper body, smothering her in 360 degrees of sweaty, musky imp with her nuts center stage. The imp gripped Momo's legs and pulled them around her shaft, gifted a thigh job while she's in the middle of getting her nuts cleaned.Enjooooy~! I'll pull you up to hear what you have to say in a few minutes.
Morning.
>>77755107Maybe if you didn't go on rage fueled tirades and weren't a terrible person to be around most of the time you'd have that
>>77760373Baiting for drama is insanely cringe. It's why I've stopped working in any job that has predominantly female workers.>>77760399Bedbug, lovebug, jitterbug, so long as I'm not a kissing bug because those bastards are fucking scawy.>His finger coils back, tensions risingNah but I'll add Over The Garden Wall to the list of my many, many, many need to watch shows, I'll probably start working down that whole pile after I finish the books I am currently reading >Flick~Use that damn brain of yours some more then, from one smooth brained bastard to another, people tend to get less upset when you fully walk through a scenario and it's possible chain of events.>Flick, flick, flick, fl-stopAnd it's not bullying if you want it you pillock. On the topic of that, what's the red demon lady do?>>77760474>>77760365>No mention of MSG 08th teamMay you get Australia'd
>>77760058I am an old annoying loser, with horrible personality and a tiny disgusting penis. I am poor, unatractive and short. No good to any standard set by women or men here.
>>77760474Tch, assaulted from two sides... demons and angels at once, just like in Panty and Stocking!>I've burned out my tastebuds from too much sloppa! Put something thought provoking on my tongue and I might perish from too much nutrition!!!>>77760506I'm cum on the screen so much that you won't be able to see Kamille's face. You'll need a cum squeegee. How embarrassing for you! Gyahaha!>Is a drained husk unable to escape the breeding mount, only shifting whenever another watery load seeps from my ween.That would suck. It's way more up your alley! Like an android paizuri machine that misunderstands your commands or reads the pleasure on your face and ignores you screaming for it to stop. >>77760566I-I'm already...>Squishes.
>>77760566>>Baiting for drama is insanely cringe. It's why I've stopped working in any job that has predominantly female workers.One day incels will see that sexless men are just as drama addicted as any woman could hope to be
>>77760529Then Hope you are worth something because most people aren't even worthy the shit they are made off.
>>77760563Then that person was loving someone else not me. I don't like pityfuck and likes. That's more your standards, Anon.
It sucks to hear but most of you deserve to be lonely, me included.
>>77760597And when women stop? When enough is enough?
>>77760579I DON'T REMEMBER STUTTERING, WE ARE REWATCHING 08TH TEAM OR I DROP ANOTHER COLONY ON AN ORPHANAGE >>77760597Incels are also omega cringe anon, I just say this from personal experience. Tbh if anything some of my workers are getting a bit TOO frisky with their partners and one night stand to the point it's affecting work. I just prefer working with dudes out in the woods, nohomo, without the interference of the fairer sex' sensibilities or HR.>>77760635Nobody deserves to be lonely anon, alone? Maybe, but lonely, no.>Puts on glassesSo THAT'S why my eyes were itchy and hurting.
What a week, huh?
>>77760696Such a wholesome chungus updoot post! I'm sure horrible faggots who harass and abuse people deserve to not feel lonely! You're so cool and poggers
>>77760728Hopefully next one is better, for you.
>>77760579That's why you won't be watching as you cum yourself to your own mindbroken demise. Spasm on your own, and don't taint Zeta with your watery or thick loads. That's what Wing is for, understand? As you shift about, your overworked, broken dick can seed the mount further, until it splatters out and gets all over the place. Your shifting is your rutting, the milker needs less effort that way! Isn't that ingenious? Work smarter not harder.....KInda, but a mount doesn't think. It doesn't read inputs. It simply milks. You can't try to argue with it, or use some clever code words to make it stop. It exists to milk, and you exist to get milked. But yeah, a paizuri bot like that would be pretty great, or it just does what it does by command. Placating humans, extracting semen samples, mindbreaking them, turning them to addicts - cum faucets. I like when they're more weaponized rather than broken, but both work. It's not paizuri, but there's a pretty fun scene in a game where there are these big tiddy mob robots(with a slight insect theme to them), who's whole purpose is to just defeat people by raping them....and/or breast smothering them until their will to fight is exhausted. It's a bit beside the main point, but they're one of the reasons I'm so keen on lewd robot girl soldiers. Funnily, same game has another robot who uses fin funnel onaholes, just thought it was worth bringing up considering Gundam and all.
>>77760566I don't care what matter of critter ends up on my web. I'll wrap you up and make sure you're /real/ cozy when I do it~ Fufu! Oh, I wouldn't say you /need/ to watch Over the Garden Wall. It's a delightful show, but there isn't any rush getting to it. I'm sure I'll figure out something else to suggest. It's just still fresh in my mind, presently. That's all~ >Yeowch! But instead of recoiling, she leans right in for more~ I knooooow. I've been better about it lately! I'll have you know I haven't been the cause of any major blowups in quite awhile! I haven't been counting the days, but it's been alot of 'em! >Pouts when he stops. Heeeeey!! Ah, are you my friendly anon who has expressed interest in the demon, then? You don't have to say~ I'll just say so~ Hehe! Uhm... what's she dooo? I picked her up because I like a certain character from Hazbin Hotel. Do you care for that shoooow? >Clasps hands together in prayer. Starts to sizzle in the holy light! But if you don't know the show... grrr... guuuuuuhhhhhh.... I /guess/ I could play a succubus manifestation of your porn addiction, sorta similar to Me!Me!Me! but if you wanna offer an alternative suggestion, I'm all ears~ >No mention of MSG 08th teamWe weren't talking about that, now were we? Stick to the script! It was about Zeta Gundam! Zeta! Who in the hell needs to be encouraged to watch widely popular series like MSG 08th team? It's pretty and came out decades later. Of course it'd be more ironed out compared to what came before! The original show had SOUL! SOULLL!!! Kamille crawled so Shitji could run!
>>77760728>Licks sweat off tummy.Yum, tastes like coffee.
>>77760545>Gulp. It was intimidating just standing in the massive imp's shadow for a brief second. Momo had a frog in her throat just staring at the massively oversized imp standing overhead. She wasn't an imp anymore, she was an ogre...!I->Squeeze! The back of her head was gripped in an onyx-black palm, snatching her off her feet, Momo's thick heroine legs dangling with her toes pointed downwards as she was lifted up and towards the imp's smelly thighs. Her mouth was open as she was hoisted close, a horny, shameless expression on her face as she was taken.Fwahhhhhhh...>Momo's breath became visible as she was hoisted closer and closer, until she was smashed nice and tight up agaisnt those big black balls. They shone in the natural light, such big and hefty nuts sagging over Momo's face and swallowing it up as she was pressed close and tight against them. Her huge chest cradled around the bottom of her massive package, face and cleavage caressing those massive balls like a comfy little ball bra. >Lower waist lifted up and up, the teen's ankles locked together, thighs wrapped around that veiny shaft that was half as big as her entire body. Ballsweat made Midna's huge cock shine as well, the heroine's half-naked body firmly lodged in place once her powerful thighs and ankles locked together for stability and so that she didn't fall straight down to the floor on her head and tread upon. Despite being hoisted upside down, she was still a natural dick sucker, her washboard abs gently stroking the bottom of Midna's throbbing shaft as she bobbed her head around. Her head wasn't even visible, just a few lochs of hair as she licked those inflated imp balls with her long, writhing tongue. Tiny lipstick marks would begin to adorn the giant's oversized and overweight ballsack.>"Mwah, mmmm, *smooch*, lick, suck..."
>>77760750That's the idea, yes.>>77760766What a pervert...>Will secretly licks her own sweat later to verify
>>77760696Bweeehhhh!! I refuse! >>77760755F-fin funnel onahole? The hell does that mean... I'm almost scared to know.>Like Nikkes that don't have guns... their only weapons are those overly plump and curvaceous bodies...I only said strokies and you've made it super over the top! I'm putting futa gaboo in a breeding mount until she dies!!!
>>77760485Check the previous thread.
>>77760745Call me a dreamer, but I believe that if we had more kindness in the world, it would lead to less mental illness that manifests itself in violent ways against other people. Though that doesn't mean that. If you do evil you should get away scot-free.>>77760756That one part from the dubbed OG show where they're getting attacked and one of the soldiers says "Get real!" lives rent free in my head.>The flickening continuesI'm afraid you just got a hat trick because you are three for three for shows I've not watched or had no interest in watching, terribly sorry. And it's too late Over The Garden Wall has been added to the Pile™>Friendly anonI may be a thief but I am no liar, I am not that anon despite both of us sharing a common opinion >Wrenching his hand free of the demon's grasp, he'd gently rub the sore wrist, skin still bearing the marks of the demon's nailsI dunno, we may as well do a bit of non cannon like scene, say an encounter between a desperate devil that hasn't fed on someone in a while and her next potential prey, a bit basic I know but ey you gotta start somewhere and my brain is still foggy from 'eep.>>77760889>Colony drops Dublin
What the fuck does ASF mean.
>>77760889bnnuy
>>77760942The Irish deserve it desu.>>77760950She's a hare.
>>77760843>Sniff, sniff.You smell of blood, Cafe-san!No wait, I think it's my nose again...
>>77760960tell me the difference right now without looking it up
>>77760974Zilus are big and Tewis are small.
>>77760943As fuck
The difference between a bunn and a hare is that the bunns are very evident.
>>77760984the perfect answer. >gives her a carrot. now scram
>>77760791Pretty sure that Midna response is a repost...
>>77761035...but I'm having an important discussion...
>>77760942Well... if we are trading things that are rent-free in one's mind-- I love how much of a self absorbed narc Char is <3 Constantly telling Kamille "That Char Aznable! IF he was here, I bet he'd say--" and Kamille just smelling the BS and completely unfooled by his his cover as four vagians (Quattro Bajeena). I love them as a chaotic duo of mentor and apprentice~ Sooooo fun! Looove their dynamic! <3 Hmph! What was wrong with myyyy suggestion? It wasn't /that/ bad, was it...? Fine! We can do yours, I guess... blegh. I'll give you an opener when I've got the time to settle in for a multi-hour session! I'll keep my eyes peeled for bug postin'. <3
>>77761046Oh shit it is.
>>77761057o-oh, my bad. back to your important discussion! i have to do some Ishy reading.
>>77760561Morning, ojousama.>Pet.
>>77760965https://files.catbox.moe/y6qaad.mp4
>>77761095Hotaru~ how are you?>jumps to the candy girl's side.
>>77761088Y-you could always ask someone if there's stuff you wanna know! Maybe someone who knows about it! Someone you know! A-and are close to!>Steps next to you.
>>77761057I fucking LOVE bellydancer outfits, especially if they have veil, only if they have veil actually
Missing Daddy's futa short stack black balls...
>>77760960Hmm, agreed.>Colony drops Japan>>77761024What about jackrabbits?>>77761059Quattro bajeena? No. Colona di merda.>Italian hand signAlso I don't know Me!Me!Me! And porn addiction is one of my few turn offs, alongside NTR, cheating, raceplay, etc. Do drop an opener whenever thou wish to, would you like me to pick up any sort of character, because I was sorta thinking of using my Gascon, if you'd like a faceless anon or another character that'd be fine as well.>>77761095Hotaru... 3 days have passed, remember the jelly bean...
>>77761114Mambo, this is no time for caution!It's not possible... No, it's necessary!>>77761129Bored.Supposedly, I was to deploy code but it has been 3 days because people are slow with theirs.So I'm here, doing nyothing at all and waiting for other thing to be tested.>Pet, pet.How about you, Remi? >>77761166What jelly b-Kyaaaaaah~! Kimochiiiiiiiii~!
>>77761130ill come running to you and Lizzy when im stuck, but if i look up stuff myself i can be smug when i look like a primary. are you seeing the vision here?
>>77761174Well I guess that does give you time to take things easy at least.>pet'dMm, reading up on some stuff for studying, struggling with an unstable internet connection and still feeling a bit bummed out about last night but other than those things I'm fine enough.
>>77761133Whoah, sexo. Bedroom eyes staring at you over the veil...>>77761166Oi, I need them for my gacha slop. The hell are you doing...>>77761178I'm getting a vision of you trying to read her story but just gooning to her freckles...
>>77761211I wish. I have to keep an eye on my deploy because lots of things can go wrong and if they do, oh boy, you won't be having a fun day. Bleh.>Snuggles.Awww, yeah yesterday was a tad bleugh but life continues.... I know the feeling of an unstable connection, so I don't blame you.Still, there's hope for a good day today!
>>77761239don't imagine me doing something so crude! hold on. >tugs at your sleeve. what's an E.G.O and an Identity? im seeing multiple Ishys and im holding myself back from cumming.
>>77761174I lied, like I always have, there was no special nut juice in that bean, you're just a F R E A K!Also sidenote what the fuck is up with Brettonia? Sometimes their cavalry does nothing and other times it literally solos 4 habls.>>77761239No more gacha sloppa for you, grow up and play with mahjong (in your mouth) instead like real degenerates.
>>77760889Hmm, you don't even know what a fin funnel is yet.... Poor, poor Nurise, you'll find out eventually when you get older and watch more Gundam, it's nothing directly relating to the fin funnel user's curves though.I expanded upon things a little, that's all. And nay, Tenshi do not belong in a breeding mount, that is hors. The hors go in the mount, and stay their until their dicks don't won't anymore.
>>77761305>what the fuck is up with Brettonia?They are French, but human. Their cavalry is weird asf>Shrug.I remember soloing two armies with only Grail Knights.
>>77761284Auch, that does seem rather dull yeah, I guess it could be worse though.>soft.Mm, it is what it is I suppose, I did get to have a bit of fun that day asides from that. And yeah I'm just currently working off off data shared to my notebook, I only hope the troubles stop soon.but yes, indeed there is!
>>77761166>Colona di merdaKeep speaking in different languages. Men sound best when I can't understand them. It appears the original video for Me!Me!Me! isn't hosted on youtube anymore. Sucha shame... I'll figure out a method to get it to you! It's a short little vignette that was pretty popular and heavily referenced about a decade ago. Time really flies, doesn't it? I don't wanna ruin it for ya because I'd much rather hear what your take-away was from watching it-- whenever I find it and find a method to send it to ya. HMMM!! I'm not against the kinks you listed, I definitely don't need them included into my scenes, either. Thanks for letting me know! HMMM... I'll think on it, since I might be craving something in particular when I poke you next time. I tend to prefer the face of Kaneda Sachiko's original character~ I don't believe he has a name. But look the artist up and save whatever pics have this loser displayed on 'em. Kaaay? Please and thank you <3 Use kaneoya_sachiko on gelbooru
>See role play thread in the catalog>Enter>There's no role playDid I get scammed?
>>77761289An Identity is Ishy from a parallel world. Dante can use them for combat and stuff, since they have different skills and abilities to mainline Ishy. So in one world she's a fixer for the Zwei Association and has a big shield, while in another she's a loser working at L corp and has a slime suit.E.G.O is more complicated but the ones you see on the wiki are Ishy resonating with an abnormality, basically a monster, and using its power for a special attack. It's very cool... Ishy's Blind Obsession...>Explode already.>>77761305>Breaks my meld to go for Chiitoi.>Stuck in tenpai till the end of the round.Zawa....>>77761310Bratty Tenshi... why's she look so cute while smiling! You never post her smiling! Do that more often!>Passes out since it's super late.
>>77761359At the very least I do have time for some breakfast, so yay? >Very soft. Adorbls vampir.That's the silver lining for you. Enjoy the good, don't think too much about the bad.Anyhoo, I do believe we had nebulous plans regarding another adorable vampire, yes?
>>77761444Nice quads, oyasumiii.
>>77761444it's like that one spiderman movie.........im going to marry the parallell Ishys.....so she's fusing with a monster? no wonder those Ishys look dangerous.>clicks a random E.G.O>Before Pleasure Swallows Me Wholewhat the hell.....
>>77761310>pokes and prod the gab.Finished the last of the first campaigns for MO some time ago, man the last soviet mission was really hard.>also fuck that one Epsilon mission were you are on a timer to destroy all of the allied base.>>77761525A luxury not imagined even by the sybarites of antiquity.>why yes of course, it only makes sense that a peerless beauty would be so soft to the touch.Yep, that is indeed how it tends to have to go.Some vagueries about it yeah, was that what you wanted to set your sights on for our next thing?>>77761603>hits with a long stick from behind (softly).Most people in the setting don't know about either of those by the by.
>>77761239Blowjob with veil covering your crotch, so that you can't see how she sucks
