Not the Gyaas!!! EditionWelcome to /Deer/!>What is /Deer/?/Deer/ is a thread for fans of Alastor, the Radio Demon, from Amazon Prime’s hit series Hazbin Hotel. /Deer/ is a safe space to discuss, promote, and create content for our favorite deer man!>Who we are…We are deer friends from all walks of life who come together in this thread to share content related to Alastor. We are inclusive and welcome everyone who is interested in the Red Stag.>Who are the Alasisters/Stag Sisters?Alasisters/Stag Sisters are a collection of devoted riako yumes who make up the Cult of the Red Stag. They honor their F/O by partaking in blood and sex rituals on his behalf.>What are the rules?* Respect all deer friends.* Respect our husbando.* Ignore all bait posters.* Stay on topic. This is a solo Alastor thread and ship art/discussion is not allowed.* Keep it varied! A healthy thread has a number of topics.* No ship warfare, ship material belongs on /hhg/.* We do not kink shame, however NSFW content is not allowed. Do not force your kinks on others. Go to /trash/ for pornographic content and discussion.* Lolisho must be SFW.Questions? An in-depth explanation can be found here: https://pastebin.com/1NbtaKCm>OP Templatehttps://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/deer-template>Previous threads:https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/subject/%2Fdeer%2F/type/op/results/thread/>Deer related links:Hazbin Hotel Pilot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlmswo0S0e0 [Embed] [Open]/hhg/ website: https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/Shared Cytube channel: https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-ct-redirect/Creator's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/SpindleHorseOfficial website: https://www.hazbinhotel.com/Psyanon fanfic recordings: https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/psyanon-recordings/Fanfiction from our /Deer/ residents: https://archiveofourown.org/collections/hhg_fics
Horny deer you say...?
>>77759806Extremely Horny deer!
>>77759822I love being his wife.
>>77759986He should be my wife >:D
>>77760025I guess we can share...
>>77760082More then enough deer for all of us! We gotta keep him busy after all!
Deer on deer violence, SAD!
Zapping/vibrating da deer cock?
>>77760305Zapping?
>>77760383Just a little electrical current, the deer will like it!
Is it gay to have sex with yourself though?
>>77760414Not when you look that cute!
>>77760392Perhaps...
>>77760470That’s a lot of cream on Alastor…
>>77760492He likes tasting it though.
>>77760527what a freak!
>different type of ceam
>>77760874I will drink of this heavenly cream.
Deer...stupid sexy deer.
>>77760924I would too :0>thats a very blue deer>with a very smoll peen>>77761328Stupid sexy deer with grandma glasses
>>77761410Would you rather a BIG PEEN?
>>77761476Big deer peen scary, I would run away!
>>77761476That is large... I can't help but giggle when he's drawn with a small one.
>>77761520He will hold you down. >:)>>77761592I prefer a bit larger, but not comically large lol.
>>77761659Nuh uh, I will hold him down!>>77761592I am a fan of small but mostly because it’s silly, smoll penis big deer balls
>>77761697God, deer balls are the absolute best, aren't they? I want to worship them with my mouth.
>>77761726Speaking of, has anyone ever eaten a deer ball? Heard they where good fried
>>77761759I've only ever heard of buffalo balls being eaten? Hmm. I'd try it.
>>77761659Well yeah, there's a limit to how much you can take. I don't mind having my insides rearranged a little though.>>77761759I've never had the opportunity to eat balls, but I've heard similar. I'd give them a try, I love offal.
>>77761849Most ai slop makes it way too big lol, but I can't say I'd be against getting my guts rearranged either.
>>77761849That’s a good sized deer peen>>77761849>>77761831I’m up to try anything could be very good!
>>77761978It's worse when he's in his demon form because he's so tall, so proportionately... Like, you'd better not be expecting me to sit on that. Not without a lot of foreplay anyway.A big monster deer is kinda fun though.
>>77762155If he were a big monster I'd probably sleep in his foreskin. <.<
>>77762155I’m trying to find that one pic of big Alastor cause I would love too sleep on him but all I can find is this…
>>77762253Imagine asking Alastor to go his big demon mode so you can sleep in his foreskin. I think that would break him
>>77762286I got you.>>77762329He would probably pretend to hate it, but secretly love the ego boost.
>>77762355He does not need the ego boost Lel. His head is gonna get too big!
>>77762253Would be nice and cosy in there.>>77762286Big fluffy deer butt! I want to bury my hands in there.
>>77762453Like it already isn't? ;)>>77762464Hands? Why not the face?
>>77762531My hands are cold right now. The face comes after.
>>77762603Fair enough, leave it to me to have coombrain and try to dive in without that sweet foreplay.
>>77762665You don't want to startle him. Give him a few pets first.
>>77762531True, true.>>77762723Lots of pets…
>>77762723God femboy Al is precious. Speaking of, I found this pic of human femboy Al and for whatever reason my phone saved this low res piece of shit and I can't find the original.>pain
>>77762839Here. https://www.tumblr.com/kindamadethis
human al is so hot
>>77763026I love you.... :,) Ty so much anon.>>77763080Wonderfully so. I would let him do so many things to me.
>>77763080Demon Al has my heart, but I'd be lying if I said his new human design didn't do things to me...
Deer feet...
>>77763676I prefer his hooves, but to each his and or her own… i must do things that involve real life, hopefully I will be able to post more soon!
>>77763789Stay safe and see you soon friend!
>>77763676Those are some dirty feet, I could help him clean them a little.>>77763789Hooves are the superior choice. Alastor's hooves are so aesthetically pleasing.
>>77763898I shall!>>77764533Only Hooves…
If we're going to just horny post I suppose I share my latest sloppa. Here's a human Al.
>>77765022And another human Al, OG design.
>>77765039Soft femboy Al
>>77765050And I couldn't help myself. >///<
>>77765065He cute tho.
>>77765065Fish deer dick!
>>77765022Go wild, the /cm/ thread is still up if anyone wants proper discussion.>>77765065lol I kind of want to start a sea deer rp.
>>77765092The underwater cum was a nice touch.>>77765126I'm stuck using Ai until I have time to draw, hopefully soon... And yeah! I ended up doing two of them, both were surprisingly wholesome for Al, despite being kinky still.
>>77765294Whoops, forgor the rules
>>77765284Very noice>rp talkWould you buy a deer control collar?
>>77765330
>>77765367Maybe...Does it just shock him, or...?
>>77765495Only when he wants/ deserves it
>>77765511So more often than not, gotcha...
>>77765707THE FUCKING STACHE>he would look cute without it WHHHHY
>>77765736FIFY
>>77765284Nice! I just did one where he helped me out on my period, it was hilarious. Then it got a bit filthy... (the man is not afraid of a little extra blood)>>77765736Aww I like the moustache... he looks distinguished and handsome with it.
Damn. Charlie Kirk is probably dead. Holy shit that video was brutal.
>>77766259In my experience, the man doesn't have a single issue with licking up bodily fluids. My last rp was trans Al, which isn't something I'm into, but I was playing through a list of prompts from Tumblr and decided to try it. I'm mildly into femboys, so hey. It ended up being very emotional and sweet, oddly. Mostly because we could discuss body image issues.
>>77766078So much better!
>>77766282Deserved desu
>>77766589He was a shill, but still, damn. RIP probably, prayers to his family.Anyway, Deer.
>>77766282Mills do you have the video?
>>77766477Sounds wholesome. I've had a few wholesome moments recently. In one, after we got together, Charlie made a comment about how I'm so average, why would Alastor even want me etc etc and he went absolutely ballistic at her. And he wasn't all "aww ignore her babe you're gorgeous" after either which was nice. He told me that I intrigue him, and that's better than being pretty but boring. Then it was back to biting, lol, the moment did not last.
>>77766756I'm just asking because I'm actually shocked to see how this even plays out. Did the guy just run up on him at the stage?
>>77766282Trump just confirmed it. RIP.
>>77766756>>>/gif/29435915It's graphic. Be forewarned.
>>77766981JESUS FUCKING CHRISTMAS THAT WAS BAD. Absolutely horrible. He wasn't a great guy but fuck sakes he had a family. The shooter was an old lefty boomer apparently. Bernie type. He's been detained and shit.
>>77767102Are you sure they got the bastard? I heard they arrested the wrong guy
>>77766785I remember an anon complaining once about how it annoyed them that Al might have hooked up with Mimzy because she wasn't 'as hot as Charlie'. I actually like the idea that Al isn't a shallow bastard and would love a woman for her, despite being able to have any woman he wanted. >>77766912RIP Charlie. I may not have agreed with everything you said, but you didn't deserve that.
I believe Alastar can defeat Vox, Rosie and Lucifer through sheer cunning charisma and power
>>77767176alastar can potentially defeat everyone, since he's a headcanon character (You) made up and therefore define the limits of.
>>77767144I can actually see Al picking Mimzy over Charlie, especially at first. And Mimzy is cute. Charlie is pretty but a bit derpy looking at times. I definitely see him as the kind of person who is only into people he finds interesting, regardless of what they look like. >>77767176Kind of seems like wishful thinking, but hopefully the deer gets a few wins by the end of the show.
>>77761476Hey, I'm wondering if there's other Hazbin boy pics like thisI usually don't peek into /deer/ but /hhg/ is literally just politic posting right nowI wanna see how big this artist thinks Angel's peen is, SauceNAO and Tineye did nothing
>>77767369Such a cute deer>>77767382We do try to keep on topic
>>77767432I know, sorry to bother. Deer cute!
>>77767369Definitely, I think he'd take an entertaining homely girl over a braindead beauty queen any day.>>77767382I'll post Angel's peen in /hhg/ for you anon.
>>77767467It’s all good, Angel is cute as well
>>77768200>the last thing you see before that axe is buried in your skullI'd die happy.
>>77768346Perhaps he could be merciful and let me die mid orgasm. What a way to go.
>>77768644I think if you asked, you might get a few extra whacks.Worth it.
>>77768869Definitely worth it. I would only hope he ate some of my heart and brains after the fact though.
>>77768989He wouldn't be so wasteful as to just dispose of them, I'm sure.
>>77769284>My lover eating me so that I may become a part of him forever>Interlacing our fingers as I take my dying breath Heaven. Him eating my womb is probably the best though.
>>77767102>but fuck sakes he had a familyThe dude reveled over Jews shooting children and families in Gaza, fuck this pitying shit
>>77767176>Alastar can defeat Vox, Rosie and LuciferHe can defeat Vox by seducing him He can defeat Rosie by somehow manipulating herHe can defeat Lucifer by marrying into the family via Charlie
