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haha i hate myself

edition edition

roadkill: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/77746572/
habits: https://mega.nz/#!14tzGArI!GJVpT9n0k7QzsFGSTvWNfG57LFEn2lJV7X6ydBvIen4/
tagmap: https://tagmap.io/tag/haha,hahaihatemyself,posshouse/
steam: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/posshouse/

posscraft is dead (RIP)
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mean to people instead of being nice
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*does this to you*
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the thing that people plug into their computer that they plug the headphones into what is that called, i never had one but apparently they are important
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>>77770512
dac/amp
digital to analog converter and amplifier

your onboard audio is fine unless youre running really high end headphones or something
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i kinda still feel like shit, its more the feeling of knowing i let my emotions get to me
and they got to me in a perfectly normal and acceptable way, but im never like that, i hide all that, and i didnt that time
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>>77770590
the front plug on my pc doesnt work it just has a static digital noise
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>>77770512
a headphone outlet
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>>77770631
use the one on the back
an extension cable is an order of magnitude cheaper than a dac/amp
or just get a cheap one, itll be good enough
the apple usb c to 3.5mm adapter that comes with iphones is perfectly adequate and costs like, a dollar
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>>77770344
why
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im becoming very attracted to ponies when drawn in the right art style. i kind of want them to kiss me and do other stuff to me.
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what's the most similar general to this one
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>>77771266
it would be fun if there was a raccy general. i wonder how the culture would be different.
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pain
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yep
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suffering?
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recently been looking at pictures of stolas and wanting to cry because ill never find happiness or have a good relationship at all
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>>77771407
he's been hogging my feed all day
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>>77771395
yeah but it's a good thing
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>>77771455
YES THATS THE ONE
THATS THE ONE THAT MADE ME WANT TO CRY
WHY IS HE SO PERFECT HOW HE IS HOW HOW HOW
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>>77770775
i dont know
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it's good that i suffer but not that anyone else suffers
wish i could take all the suffering
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>>77771512
stop that be nice or else
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weh weh weh times ten
https://x.com/stolas_moon/status/1965827333853745512
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>>77771500
maybe you just need to date a bonger and give him eye shadow and also make sure he's very tall
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but people have to look at me suffering and feel grateful
that's all i ask in return
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GF rimmies
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>>77771539
but i cant im not good enough for perfect cute stylish stolas bf like basically nobody is but especially not me. he is too cute and too faggy and also doesnt exist and forcing real people to act like fictional characters makes me want to shoot myself in the head so despite that being a good post that actually tried to help me i just ended up feeling a little sad.
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>>77771522
why do you deserve it more than anyone else
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like that book, the ones who walk away from omelas
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>>77771539
i mean are you really telling me that im good enough for whatever the real life version of this is
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>>77771642
sorry poss but i think the real point of your suffering might be that readers are fundamentally unimaginative and cannot conceive of even a vague theoretical happiness without some secret evil to qualify it
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>>77771651
i mean fucking look at this just look at it. what the fuck are we even doing here. god damn.
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>>77771638
the concept of 'deserving' anything isn't rooted in reality
i just want it
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female_rimming_male
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>>77771678
why though
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You motherfuckers don't even watch the show, why the fuck are you obsessed with a character you don't even know?
At least have the decency of watching the two seasons on youtube before shitposting about it.
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>>77771682
inferior
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>>77771695
to be important, maybe
not sure
i'd also regret it as soon as the suffering came upon me for sure
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>>77771651
>>77771628
buy your pbf a loose fitting top, a choker, and then replace all the lights in your bedroom with candles
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>>77771721
because i see this https://x.com/_choco_torta/status/1965702688823489002 and i think wow the bird one looks perfect and then mean possy (the voice in my head thats realistic about stuff) says yeaah youre not gonna have anything like that probably and i instantly want to cry or maybe blow my head off with a shotgun but i dont have any guns or weapons so all i can do is cry post here
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>>77771754
candlelit pbf would be powerful enough to remove my sadness definitely
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>>77771754
like yeah stolas isnt real but look at all the tits i get to suck!!!!!
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>>77771642
basically america is like omelas except instead of a utopian paradise all they get out of it is an applebees
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>>77771769
so its not so bad just make a quick trip to the store and tell him you're turning him into an owl
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>>77771682
female_rimming_male vs female-rimming male
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you know how there are unlovable people in this thread who try to tear down people with pbfs and discourage anyone else from even trying to get one
that's basically what communism is except replace pbf with money
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>>77771760
I fucking hate you, you should actually TRY for once in your pathetic life and go through with a suicide plan.
But why do I even bother, you're such a fucking failure that you won't even end up with brain damage after fucking it up because you'll chicken out before you even tie the noose. Hell, that's implying you can even tie it to begin with. Not like it matters, hypoxia would hardly change anything in your meager existence.
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>>77771831
ok but what if he catches on to what im doing and does the voice and i get so embarrassed i cant get hard
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>>77771926
whoa hi mean possy when did you learn to post???
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i want hot men
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yote bf brought home more roadkill
again
there's no space in the freezer for it and i cant just throw it out because he'll dig it out of the trash and bring it back inside
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ok last stolas pic for now but only because he looks so so so so pretty (i have one more actually but i might not post it). so so so so so so so pretty so fluffy so feathery so good the best thing on that show easily that i definitely have watched for sure which i how i know hes single.
>>77771981
this is how it would feel to have a pbf who brings home taco bell or something when youre trying to be healthier (i would eat it and then have to exercise like crazy)
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>>77771927
he'll probably go yandere mode and already have the door locked and only let you out when he's pregnant
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>>77771981
what is this structure called
why have i seen so many animals trapped in these window wells
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>>77771981
do you let him rape you
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>>77772041
an animal his size wouldn't get trapped in those, i think he's just chillin
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>>77771981
what the fuck is that, some kind of makeshift zoo exhibit attached to someone's house
release him at once
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>>77772023
unm well ok admittedly that would not be too bad and probably i would like to try yes actually yeah im ok with that
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im a little happier now can someone else be sad about stolas for me
(secretly im still sad i just feel bad about putting fictional boys above real boys now that the discussion has shifted)
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as for me it's
prrt
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>>77772098
my guess is its a "doghouse" adjacent to a house basement window positioned so you have a peeping tomorrow window, he probably likes being blasted with light at night
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>>77772041
>>77772098
it's a safe zone
they use it to run down their combat timers and log off without risking items
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almost out of alcohol
this sucks
now i'm really gonna suffer
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the 7s are coming
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hiding my 9s as we speak
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>>77772484
good post
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i guess that means mine was bad..
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>>77772585
commie scum
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Which one of you FAGGOTS took the username possywossy on f-list >:(
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>>77772585
no i just really liked that post in particular
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>>77772618
probably that fat guy that used it on twitter
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>>77772681
But that is me. I'm the official one baka
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>>77772705
Damn I always forgott about the stupid filter
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what is the point of this general.
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does CBT work?
*gets told no*
damn
*puts away clamps*
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scared because im going out for dinner but i've been having really bad farts
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imagine your poss friend says he will do stolas cosplay with like talon shoes and everything but only if you watch the entire show with him wearing matching pajamas
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>>77772873
that would be cool but i have no friends
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me when i see George B. McClellan: >>77772787
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if you want to come over you have to watch Bluey with me
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sipping slowly on that booze because when it's out i don't know what the fuck i'm gonna do
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>>77772971
is that the peppa pig rip-off
pass
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>>77772971
aren't you a little too old to watch shows like that
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>>77772971
okay i'm down
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i should kill myself but i ain't gonna
oh well
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>>77773072
how old is too old?
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>>77772787
to convince you to kys
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>>77773099
basado
but it's not working
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imagining stabby myself
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>>77772928
me too…. yeah….
>>77772971
ive never seen bluey but ive seen both the heeler parents naked and fucking each other so i feel like it might be awkward
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>>77773142
with what and why
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>>77773157
a knife
because i think i should kill myself but i can only imagine it because i don't have follow through
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*has sex with you*
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Bluey is a good show it's fun and light hearted
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einsatzgruppen possenheimer, reporting for duty!
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>>77773264
would raccy like it
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>>77773351
what is he doing
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>>77773264
are you an actual baby
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possy are you a friend of bluey
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>>77773351
is he shaved or wearing a shirt
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i feel like one day i'm gonna find out you guys are watching baby sensory videos or some shit
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>>77773375
yes!!!!!!!!!
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do you guys wanna watch cowboy bebop (actual)
no im not gonna stream it or anything i just wanted to say that i wanted to watch it for the first time
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>>77773393
think it's a weird smooth towel thing
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>>77773434
no
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>>77773360
>>77773393
im not actually sure. raccy is an enigma sometimes.
>>77773375
i would be a friend of bandit or chili thats for sure
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australians are subhumans only kept alive by centrelink
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can we get a few possums posting bandit_heeler order:favcount with the standard blacklist enabled so i can later watch the show and feel really weird about it (and also get wossy now)
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poss why does your room always smell like talcum powder
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me very high and a little drunk while you explain how i would be tortured by the actual stolas in hell if he existed (i will later sneak out while youre in the bathroom and check into a hotel extremely high and have absolutely terrible crying fits until eventually falling asleep)
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>>77773375
is that how they're saying it now?

>>77773434
maybe on the weekend, if someone did stream it
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>>77773434
Yeah, I do actually. It a super comfy show, watches it twice already, gonna force pbf(royal) watch it with me again
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>>77773546
i don't think actual stolas does anything like that
iirc he just likes astronomy and shit
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>>77773611
i know but in most of my sad fantasies im compromised somehow and men i like or trust are being extremely mean to me and making me cry
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in my fantasies im just holding hands with someone or cuddling
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i haven't watched any of that hell show but it sucks if there's no human souls being tortured by the demons
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it especially sucks if the premise is that humans become demons when they go to hell and become angels if they go to heaven
that doesn't even make sense
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i havent watched it either i just am very taken by the kind of man stolas is portrayed as and cry about it a lot
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https://x.com/big_ole_queer/status/1965700929891758277 !!!!!!!
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hi possies its been a long day today how are you doing?
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I can't get drunk enough anymore without getting stupid sick (bad sick not good sick) the next day
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how do i suffer correctly without lashing out and making things worse
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>>77773910
same here drinking is still fun but every time i drink the next day im throwing up and passing out
>>77773974
have you tried not suffering
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>>77774027
>have you tried not suffering
it's impossible, how about you answer the question i asked
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>>77774090
there is no answer because youve already convinced yourself that youre supposed to suffer...
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>>77774211
without lashing out and making other people suffer
that's the only thing that irks me
i can go to hell for all i care
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>>77774219
i dont think you should go to hell
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basically i just need a mantra that i can repeat in my head constantly that will keep me from being a piece of shit
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>>77773838
tell me about the type of guy stolas is i dont actually care about the show but is he some kind of tragic Griffifth or Kaworu/Shinji doomed sensitive twink archetype im into those
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>>77773906
im doing pretty well all things considered but choosing to be a baby and whine about bird men. how are you?
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>>77774260
be nice because its easier to be nice and youre capable of so much more
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>>77774264
i dont care about the show either but hes very tall and posh and cute and sexually experienced but not in a slutty way just like hes not a virgin and is generally a good person (this is shown multiple times in a show full of really awful or selfish people hes pretty cool) and also was suffering pretty badly in an abusive arranged hetero marriage i think(?) and was basically catatonic from sadness until he found a bf who hes dating now who actually cares about him as a person and so stolas is kind of like if poss was really rich and married and ten years from now looked even better than he did before (immortal) and got divorced and met pbf and things proceeded from there. also he is very very very faggy but not in a wear the BDSM harness to the grocery store way more like a puts on makeup to go out and whines a lot when hes sad or scared way. which is very cute especially coming from an extremely rich magical demon.
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pissed off at the world
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that was the wrong picture
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>>77774335
hm interesting. out of curiosity do you have strong opinions or feelings for astarion from baldurs gate 3 or david bowie from david bowie (music). just trying to see if there is a archetype here you are into or if you have developed this crush completely in itself
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>>77774573
i like this big garfield
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>>77770330
eepy
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>>77774487
ive never played baldurs gate 3 but if hes the vampire i dont really have a dom/sub vampire thing for some reason so uuum is there a way to play that romance path as equals or does he act really self superior the whole time because stolas doesnt do that. david bowie ive never had a crush on but admittedly thats because i heard someone once say he wasnt actually bisexual/into men and was just saying that for pr reasons or something. but umm idk this might just be a strange anomaly poss perhaps i really do like stolas specifically even though i know almost nothing about him and havent really watched his show and also hate ntr and hes happily dating someone and dont want to date a single parent so i would never ever date him even if i could. maybe i could be trapped in an old rotting pumpkin and put to sleep and dumped in a landfill to die.
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>>77774595
i want her armpits to be showing!
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>>77774827
you too...
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>>77772787
its about hating yourself because its funny
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elegant and posh and faggy and stylish bf who also can be silly
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i dont know if i belong in haha if im enlightened
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i dont belong here but i dont really fit in anywhere so
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i am really just a sad little bugger sometimes
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>>77774735
free him from oumpkin
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>>77775212
*imagines a fluffy chested bird man like a gay peacock or something pulling him out and holding him close and petting him until poss feels better* ok hes free now
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i don't think i can play pathologic anymore it's too stressful
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liking posh men makes you a class traitor you should only like bird men if they're wearing hardhats
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armageddon werewolf in diablo 2 is neat
https://youtu.be/oT3Tq2gCC14?si=ou6kz97viFdvdgbH
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>>77775338
the concept of class is dumb if everyone just wants to play pokemon together
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>>77775371
i've never played pokemon
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>>77774318
"be nice" isn't much of a mantra as far as they go but i'll give it a shot
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>>77775338
i like the peacock stripper from that one gay sex story but i think he owns the club but its a old and not particularly successful club so is it okay to like him he is a sex worker
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>>77775338
i specifically like stolas and i like nice things in general but just being rich isnt a turn on for me and generally i think the posh british accent is eh (i also think the boston us accent is eh) so really its just stolas and yeah i love peacock dancer too but hes american i think i havent read the story in a while.
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I have never seen your gay faggot ass hell cartoon and I never will
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>>77775503
>but i think he owns the club
petty bourgeoisie
i sentence you to 3 months of unhard labor
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>>77775338
shut up marxist
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>>77775657
no. i mean i will but because i ran out of things to say not because you told me to
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>>77775597
un hard labor… umm ok i will make drinks at the club really really badly and he kissed and loved on by my peacock bf (wait is this the kind of communism where being gay is fine or is it really really bad)
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>>77775957
no you can be gay this is furry communism
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>>77775968
ok good i was about to be very sad and scared (like more than usual)
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straight sex with women
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maybe i'll become a woman and have straight sex with men
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in the bathroom at a friends house i hope they can’t hear me poop
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>>77776118
wow you have friends youre so cool
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>>77775968
fascist in some states and communist in others depending on the vote
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>>77776185
everyone would leave the communist states within a year to avoid starvation
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The day is coming soon that all Niggers must Die.
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>>77776335
no the fascists feed the commies because its a union... until the venture capital runs out and everyone loses their jobs because the fascists replaced them with robots
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what would lenin's fursona have been
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we're gonna see a really cool get soon....
i hope it's a good one...
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>>77776335
actually, theyre leaving the communist states because its literally on fire
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does haha deserve all the 7s?
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I can't believe charlie kirk was killed by a qanon mormon who saw an ai generated facebook video about how kirk was replaced with a gay black israelite changeling in 2019 and was okay with that until he found out two days ago that black israelites aren't black people living in israel
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truly a sad day for judeo-christian civilization
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i would like to be this creature
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>>77776862
you can be
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raccy and possy will be happy some day
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>>77776883
they are so baby :3
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it's not ok to be gay. hope you remember that next time you're indulging your poop fetish :3
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i'm bisexual with a oral fixation
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i just like tailholes
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sigh, still no video of You cumming (with sound)....
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>>77777061
stolas would send the video he is un hinged
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>>77777120
you could be like stolas
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>>77777130
no i could not be for many reasons: not a bird not cute not dead less sad than he was (still very sad but stolas was basically doomed) no money no power and no children (which im happy about actually)
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>>77777219
have you tried dressing fancy and jacking it
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i am drinking a lot more lately
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>77777347
same
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>>77777439
so true
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silksong didnt really need a 7 year dev time i feel
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you don't understand it's an indie game and we don't believe in deadlines or crunch time and we have a diverse team!
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can we please get 7777777
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>>77777321
no because my family would want to know why im ordering weird fancy faggy clothes for myself that dont even fit because im not brave enough to buy them. im not allowed to be faggy like yeah i could be gay but gay is a burden and i cant like go faggy or whatever. and if i did i would probably feel sad and bfless which i guess is how stolas felt at one point but that was when he was really unhappy so…
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>>77777534
i hope
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>>77777535
b urself
or else
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whats the best sex toy for tops
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Silksong was in development for how long and still not a single possum? Lazy and greedy
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team cherry is 4 white guys
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>>77777557
i cant. im not allowed and im living the or else now.
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Vato vvon
>GDMC sao obcecados
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oh to be a possum, no care in the world, just eat ticks and play dead
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in many ways im playing dead but i dont eat ticks
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Vato menezuelanoa vvon
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>>77777777
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how do people get into butlery
or how do people with butlers choose their butlers
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>>77777951
did you know the guy jeeves is named after isnt even a butler
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I found a friend
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>>77777980
why the long face
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>>77777980
your friend looks cute …
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>>77777980
warsh that dirty sniffer
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>>77777980
this is how i feel on the inside
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good new coffee i found still tasting very good. possibly even better today than when i got it. nothing else to post about bc my life is uninteresting. sorry.
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>>77778455
thats ok what kind of coffee is it thanks for sharing
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>>77778464
“Ethiopia Suke Quto Reserve” by linea caffe. my local store had a bag on sale ($6 off) so i tried it in a french press with a little sugar and half & half and it was really amazing. wish i could make a possfriend a cup with some little cookies from the pantry or maybe a fresh croissant (we would have to go buy them)
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>>77778507
i love croissants that sounds nice
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>>77778507
that's awesome
i only ever really drink cawfee from a keurigg i have haha, and i only drink it like once a week or so. that sounds so fancy poss, i would love to have fancy coffee with you
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>>77777837
this is kinda gross
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>>77778517
we could get quiche too that place has really good quiche and we could have fancy coffee and quiche with croissants and jam or butter for dessert
>>77778525
i would love to drink it with you too!!! it is like a 5-10 minute process to make and pretty expensive but its a super fun treat and tastes like theres sweeteners and syrups and stuff in it even though its just plain coffee with sugar and a little cream. fancy coffee is a very fun world to get into the only downside is when you get really attached to some roaster or cafe and then they sell to a megacorp or switch to shittier beans and you have to spend a day crying. keuriggs are super cool though and really convenient and can probably make some delicious coffee too like ive seen strawberry donut flavor pods and mint chocolate pods and ive always wanted to try them…
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>>77777951
you go to school for it
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsPIjD_QYaU
so me
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>>77777951
i think for old british people it is hereditary
your father was a butler so youre gonna be a butler and spend your entire life making rich peoples lives easier
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oi fancy a shag love
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>>77778697
no i don't
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>>77778891
>your father was a butler
no he wasn't
>youre gonna be a butler and spend your entire life making rich peoples lives easier
no i'm not
you people are crazy!
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>>77779178
you will spend your whole life making rich peoples lives easier in a roundabout way
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>>77779193
but i'm an unemployable neet
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who tf is up
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*does this to you*
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>>77779289
hi
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>>77779296
what's good poss
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>>77779311
nothing how are you
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>>77779318
how am i what
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>>77779338
doing
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>>77779340
how am i doing what
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>>77779346
kys
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>>77779361
how am i doing kys?
i'm not
but if i did, i guess i'd walk into the ocean
old-school
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how do i know if im gay?
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>>77779762
i asked my dad once and he said if you like putting stuff up your butthole
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>>>/wsg/5970694
all of that shit happening rn and ill just go to the local lidl and buy some yummy snacks and watch youtube videos.
feels good man
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>>77779801
if shit was actually happening your internet would probably go out
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>>77779822
ok janny pull your ##MOD## emblem and stop pretending
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>>77779838
why did everyone hate this comic? it was as good as any other gay furry comic i saw in the last millennia
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>>77779832
jannies aren't mods, are you dense?
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>>77779848
im using both words synonymously cuz both positions are equally pathetic
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>>77779858
mods get paid, don't they
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>>77779863
MODS = FAGS
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I got stuff to do today for once
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>>77777837
its the get everyone on those site deserved, the most important numbers of the 10 million set, completely wasted, just like we deserve
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apparently im a ruminator
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>>77777951
i want to make my pbf my butler so he has an income
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i don't need an income
but it would be nice
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>>77780778
i want that
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who up ruminating on they shitty life
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>>77781230
always
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>>77781230
hi haha
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Drinking coffee. Silking my song. Shaved my beard. Possum hours.
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>>77781311
yep:/
>>77781329
heyy
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ferks here
i shaved
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I do believe youre ferks but I dont believe thats you
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i legit forgot today's 9/11 because of the recent happening
anyway praise allah
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>>77777837
figures it would be them
>>77235978
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>>77781608
>literally who recent events
>9/11 memorial edge
go be pol somewhere else
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picrel but i imagine its my pbf
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pbf who kidnaps your plushie and asks for a ransom
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>>77781942
how nuch cash are we talking?
cuz i can always buy a new plushie and transfer its soul through prayer
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>>77781960
cummies, only he doesnt tell you where to find him because youre not officially together yet
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>>77781370
hiii haha i hope your morning is good poss or your evening or whatever time it is there
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https://www.picmix.com/maker/app
can you make a poss blingee for me please?
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i made that poss munching gif on the bottom left along with this one and a dozen other shitty ones years and years ago
like it or not ferks posts are thread culture and foxes have in fact won yet again
*adds a tally to the whiteboard*
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>ruined by attentionwhore
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>>77782247
you have no proofs
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*looks at you homophobically*
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had a movie date but didnt really like it so im just going to watch movies alone from now on
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does ferks really think his new puritan arch will erase what a disgusting person hes already shown everyone he is?
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"oh my gosh this guy cummed on a boot thats gross!"
>*shits on pfs dick then sucks it off right after*
"anyway yeah that ferks guy is nasty!!

eat shit literally you dick-in-ass faggot
anyway im going for the next few hours later posses
love u mwah mwah mwah
lighten up, queers
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sometimes it feels like im the only one around here who really hates himself
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i guess the stolas poss also does
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>>77782378
among other things, i think youre just mad no one wants to be with you so now youre being even more toxic
you'll never get your donkey bf, enjoy dying alone, freak
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>>77782378
>>77782418
see neither of these people hate themselves, it's very obvious
i guess i'm missing the "haha" element, so who am i to judge
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>>77782346
>does ferks really think
seems unlikely
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>>77782397
yeah i do hate myself a little but i hate other people who are mean to me more. and mostly i hate having to live while im so unhappy all the time.
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>>77782302
b-but im not gay
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people(derogatory)
you're only a poss if you hate yourself at least a little
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>>77782493
and it better stay that way
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classic spurned gay guy becomes homophobe mental gymnastics. ferks always finds a way to be a bigger loser
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>>77782513
yeah... it probably will, for eternity haha....
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>>77782525
and you always find a way to punch down it seems
just ignore him you bully
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imagine stolas poss meets a stolas guy irl and fumbles him horribly and has to regret it for the rest of his life
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>>77782533
>punch down
100% deserved, and remember your place, weirdo
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we need possengruppenkommandos to kill all the fake posses who don't truly hate themselves
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>>77782533
bad people who inser themselves into communities they actively try to make worse with no interest in ever becoming better should be bullied
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>>77782568
i think you fit that description
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>>77782580
there is no greater honor than to die for one's ideals
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>>77782590
do you have anything nearby to suicide with?
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>>77782599
of course, we are all equipped with cyanide tooth capsules
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>>77782610
well? are you in the mood for some honor?
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>>77782620
there is work yet to be done, mein freund
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>>77782636
im not your friend
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>>77782657
you take yourself too seriously
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>>77782666
im still not your friend
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>>77782675
nevertheless, our mission will be accomplished
if not today, tomorrow
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>>77782686
you better livestream it
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>>77782600
omg gore
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>>77782600
this is what they do to gay people in iran
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>>77782749
>>77782763
hes ok he was just a little under dressed
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>>77782857
this makes me so depressed for myself
but good for you
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>>77782868
it makes me depressed too but also happy because its proof possfriends exist
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>>77782378
dont forget peeing on yourself in your bed because you can't use another room for that while living with your parents
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>>77782894
these aren't pictures you took? or people you know?
yeah i guess i can take some comfort in knowing its out there and i can look at it but it'll never be me
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>>77782894
thats some expensive gas..
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ive never farted
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>>77783007
liar
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>>77783007
proof?
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>>77783031
pull my finger
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>>77782925
i have no idea who this is. i just like their suit. its possfriend coded like a guy you would greet with a hug.
>>77782995
yeah….. (<— doesnt own a car and has no frame of reference for gas prices)
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>>77783084
he probably wouldn't want to hug me
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fursuits are scary
what if there's someone ugly hiding under there? ew!!!
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>>77783123
there is 99% chance someone ugly hiding under there
but that's the reason fursuits are so good
you will never know they're ugly if they keep the mask on
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>>77783175
whatever happened to a good old fashioned glory hole
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>>77783185
on which we used to relyyyyyyyyyy~
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more like einsatzfappen
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i really really love sleeping
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yeah but you have to wake up eventually, most times
i guess you can criticize anything good with the fact it will end though
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i didn't mean you specifically waking up is bad, i just mean generally you know
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i hate sleeping! i hate being sleepy! i hate trying to fall asleep!
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>>77783175
you'd be surprised
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>>77783115
im not him but i would wear a suit and hug you…
>>77783315
this is me mere seconds before falling asleep
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>>77783372
what a slut, and he does it for free too
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>>77783372
im not very huggable you'd hoverhand me :(
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really want to go back to a furcon but dont want to double my depression levels
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good morning posses
i just woke up
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>>77783385
if i had a suit i would be such a gay menace you would have to pay me to STOP
>>77783392
*holds u* checkmate possthiests
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>>77782917
erm it was very obviously in the bathtub
>>77782418
im not mad at all youre a sourposs
>>77782435
eh... depends on the day. im OCD obsessed with these threads unfortunately and go into every single one. used to skim the trash because its all faggots larping but im the real deal posserino
/haha/ has fallen so far they dont know a real poss when they see one
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