/ERP/ - Erotic Roleplay ThreadShortstack EditionPrevious: >>77764340
Looking to get uh, dominated by a female, yeah!
I may have overestimated the efficacy of my own drug. I must remember to find more rest subjects next time...
I could go for a sassy Meowth or somethin Or if Mr. Bracket is around, some pixelated poontang
>>77774882Yeah... You lose track of everything in this place. Especially with all the guests that come in and out. I guess I've kind of fallen in love. Not with a specific person but the vibe of this town.>Anon whispers after he pulls away from Rika's lips. How about we go inside and figure out what we should do, yeah? >He whispered breathily into the girl's ear. Even if this were all fantasy, a mere illusion, he wanted to enjoy his time here.
>>77774988Why, hello there. I'm just chilling tonight, Lappy. You're a damn writing machine, geez. Wish I had half the passion of some of you guys.>Loves on.
>>77774996I s-suppose... nii...>She looks down a bit flustered.Huh? N-no Rika doesn't she's ready for that sort of...>She shivers.T-thing yet...(It's almost 12am so don't want us to get cut off if we get into anything intimate, want anything specific to push into?)
>>77774988Hey Lappy bap, how ya doin?
>>77775207I've a shocking proposal for you. Mind your own business.
>>77775246I will if you will
>>77775264You're rustling my jimmies, so I am minding my fucking business.
>>77775148(Ah it's alright. Honestly if it's that late for you we can always put a pin on it and figure out where to go next time you're on. I was thinking of something slightly more vanilla unless you want to actually do a footjob scene sometime. Or play with some endless summer timeloop shit.)
>>77775282That's not how anything works retard.
>>77775282You're getting in my business, so you're not minding your own, so I won't stop unless you stop.
>>77775318The fact that you breathe the same air as me is enough for me not to want your ugly face around.
>>77775346So you don't mind your own fucking business, good to know.
>>77775207I’m doin good! Neck’s a little sore but that’s about it, what about yourself?>>77775072It seems to come easily enough to me…~>Is loved onWell if you want to chat or anything I’d be happy to, you mentioned the F swimmers last time, yes?~ Any particular fantasies you got involving them?
>>77775362Trip on Milkfag.
>>77775376Doing good, just figuring out what to do tonight. I'd be down for bandiboobs if you are, otherwise I'm just fine to chill and talk and stuff.
>>77775302Ah it's fine I usually sleep at 4am against my better judgement anyway so I can definitely do a short scene just nothing too long. Just thought I'd give a heads up. Vanilla is fine and so is footjob just wondered if you wanted a specific sexual thing like a blowie or something so we could get to it and finish up before I start getting sleepy.>>77775346Kek so he can't practice what he preaches, shocker spoiled a real shocker.
>Vanilla is fineToo soon...
>>77775346Stop being such a little bitch
>>77775420Have you learned nothing from the past? Enjoy losing all your friends!
>>77775463lol fag
To be fair the only thing Spoiled would actually know is how to lose all their friends.
>>77775409Sure, let’s do it! I’ve made you wait long enough! Have an idea for how to start things off or want me to? Love the idea of in-game rewards of a sort most lewd, whether it’s photo gallery art or fully-modeled lewd modes or cutscenes~
Post tunes only you listen to
>>77775525I personally like the idea that I modded in stormy ascent and beyond 100%'d crash one, so she pops out of my screen in glorious HD ready to let me have the bandiboobies. I wonder if her breasts can be modded bigger. Shall I write the starter?
>>77775376I'm not sure if it's your taste actually, so let's see what you think! Reluctantly slutting herself out to another trainer for her first time after losing a battle while her banks already in the red.
>>77774787What a shot! Looks to me the experiment was a success!
>>77774742A nice stacked Summer Miyu I found to go with the edition
>>77775436She'll be back someday...>>77775463Well if I already didn't assume you had no friends I could now if you think that's how you lose friends.
>>77775745At least I'm not desperately trying to please someone who literally wrote that he hopes Patty gets raped and killed. So spare me your fucking hypocrisy.
>>77775561Please go right ahead! And I’m sure anything is possible, ehehe>>77775567I could totally do that! Most of the times I play some kind of enthusiastic slut, but it’s also fun to give it up with a bit of a fight…~ Got a particular sprite that’s your favorite?
>>77775784Shut up nigger
>>77775788>After days of painstaking modding, the crash supernerd finally does what he'd been ever so dreaming of doing since the day he found out about Crash 1's secret level. After a lot of digging through forums and sketchy online circles he found all the perfect files and data for Crash 1's stormy ascent in all it's glorious original condition. No N.Sane trilogy for him tonight oh no, he already did that, now it was time to do it the way a true fan purist would, hacking the original hardware to play it there. Carefully he inserts the cracked disk into the PS1, and to his joy it runs with absolutely no issues. He then selects Stormy Ascent on his 100% save file and gets to work. He had to admit, it was actually an incredibly difficult challenge, and he could see why this level was omitted from the original game. Still no excuses, and after dozens of lost lives he finally did it, he beat Crash 1 more than any gamer was ever meant to complete it. He was about ready to screenshot his results to the web something strange was happening. The TV flashes and then goes to complete static. He walks over to it and taps the screen, wondering if he just softlocked or hardlocked his game, only for him to wonder if something on the other side of the screen was tapping right back, or even coming through......
>>77775788Really *so* hard to pick. The blondie from FR/LG is a certified cutie. And then any of them from the DS era are rocking it. I've been staring for the past five minutes and can't decide...Oh, how about this: which one has the most art?
>>77775376Feet literally built for my cum
>>77775889That being his defense when he does that himself is kind of hilarious.
>>77775666Built for paizuri
Happy to see that Caren won't change. Keep up the good work kouhai.
>>77776164The only person who hates it is you Spoiled.
Why is spoiled so assmad about such a small thing?
>>77776240being mad about the size of his penis is a very natural reaction
>>77776240Spoiled was so deluded, thinking he would be unstoppable in his "righteous" crusade to shitpost the bad avas.Then comes Caren who owns the tard every time he shows his ugly face.
>>77775148Think you'll be in the mood for Yuuka-on-Schezo rape tomorrow?
>>77775926>The screen cycles through crackly television static, then to a modern-day blue screen of death, in a fashion that should be impossible on this hardware… The screen then cuts to black and horrible electronic shrieks are heard, worthy of a hyper-realistic bleeding Peter Griffin cutscene…only for the console to boot back to life with its impressive booming startup screen—but with the orange logo against the white backdrop replaced with a pair of great big disembodied boobs, which quickly fill up the screen and start to curve the hard curved glass as easily as pushing through a sheet of spandex…Though there aren’t too many suspects to consider, who these ginormous orange bazonkers could belong to, their owner’s face or body have yet to be revealed, just tits only pouring out of his TV screen with a cartoony stretching noise…and the muffled, distant sound of a woman’s groaning. How long will the tits swell and spill into the room? Perhaps only when he says ‘When’ and grabs hold—at which point he’ll find that the glass has stretched around the mystery-coot’s gigantic polygonal jugs like a transparent bodysuit, and it’s hard to imagine the stretchy sheet of glass lasting for much longer at this rate…!
>>77776179How am I Spoiled....?
>>77776286But why did Patty try to stop Caren?
Ah yes, the Spoiled defence force. Ready to claim everyone gets mad at things designed to enrage only him lol.
>>77775420I passed out soon before you posted this. Sorry about that. I feel a little bad. Think i was doing worse than I thought.
>>77776338>>77776360Samefag check
>>77776292Depends on what you wanna do specifically and well if the anon doesn't wanna play tomorrow like he sorta alluded to maybe.>>77776372You were good don't worry, we can play whenever you're not tired sometime don't worry. You know how to find me for Rika.
>>77775933Hmmmm…I’d say Miss Gen IV and the tomboys of Gens II and III are my favorite! Short hair plus something as feminine and revealing as a bikini really hits right with me, and I could see either of them being a delightful bitch about losing to ya….~>>77775976Hmm?>…Must’ve been the wind…>~Stealth 69~>Anon’s Stealth increases by 1 and Ramona continues to lounge with her bare feet kicked up behind her
>>77776296>Being the crash superfanatic he was, when those orange boobs came on screen he knew exactly who they belonged to without fail.T....Tawna?>Immediately he reaches into the TV, and somehow feels them! Big, firm, soft, bouncy bandicoot girl boobies. This was the first time he'd ever felt boobs in his life and they felt, amazing. Not content with just a squeeze through the screen, he pulls them into the room until finally, a fully formed female figure pops out and the flashing lights go to a screen that says 101%. He then steps back to see the bandicoot babe in all her HD glory, looking like she was actually real but with her gloriously toony proportions and body just waiting to be sampled.Tawna. No way. Is it really you? Are you my prize for truly being the first to actually beat this legendary game!
>>77776360Because both of them have a point. Caren is distracting shitposters and just ignoring them won't always get rid of a schizo like Spoiled. But she's also engaging them and giving them replies and activity in a way that drags down the thread by contributing to the negative mood and environment. It's better to just set up sessions and play instead of replying to shitposters and giving them what they want.
>>77776397Yeah exactly! I'll hit you up whenever I'm feeling better. I'm gonna head to bed. I dunno how often i'll be on but I usually come in every once in a while. This was fun! Have a god night!
>>77776496Based.
>>77776398HG/SS then, if you can find art for it!! The bun with the hair sticking up in the back is super tomboy, I love her. The thought of him watching those puppies jump around all battle long and then having the pleasure of pulling that knot at the loose is making me feel something..
>>77776496Now post that one minecraft girl
>>77776496Yep, that's based.
>>77776501Feel free to anytime! Have a good rest now and well don't worry about it, whenever you wanna just find the one known as Caren. I had lots of fun too, see you around now and be blessed and safe.
>>77776423I won't drag the discussion into this thread, but it's worth noting that only Patty and Toji have ever stated that they had that stance. I've never really seen other avas say anything about Caren engaging with the shitposters.
>>77776421Sure am! There really is a corrupted topless file in there, jammed into the data for that last level! That’s why it never worked…took long enough for you nerds to finally free me…but thank you~>The orange amazoness bends down to thank her nerdy knight with hammering kisses all over his lips and face, pinning him to the wall with the enormous juggs that stick so far out in front of her, giving him a totally unique and delightful makeout sesh with her cute toony snoot, his body completely caught between her ripe, mighty chestfruit!
>>77776534Oooh, damn, that is hot…though it’s not on her model, how do you feel about swim caps? Even more tomboyish in a way, and even more concealing before the big reveal…but either way, having her hair up for practical purposes and letting them down for sex totally rocks! Even better if she’s wearing a tight, titty-flattening top,..~
>>77776636Most avas don't speak up in general because it will just attract shitposters to target them directly too.
>>77776649Y..You're welcome!>He says only to be bombarded with toony bandicoot smooches, smothering his face and lips in a plethora of red kiss marks all over that left him completely star struck.Woah....>He was a bit dazed for a minute from being smothered and kissed by the bandicoot babe herself, but after enough gawking he was able to form his senses again enough to talk coherently.So, if I freed you. Does that mean you'll reward me for freeing you? Oh boy what should I ask for....>He thinks it over for a second, but his answer is clear when he looks to those mighty shoulder boulders on Tawna and licks his lips eagerly.Alright babe, you got such huge tits. Don't mind breastfeeding me with them do you? Wait, hold on, I got an idea too...>Not just content with Tawna's default huge size, he then grabs the controller while it was still plugged into the console and quickly enters a cheat code. It was a code from another game that makes the female characters breasts twice as big, so with any luck it would work on her in his horny nerd logic.
>>77776397What would you like to do with them? I know the two things we discussed before were choking, post orgasm torture thighjob, scratching and navel fingering, etc.But if you aren't in the mood, fair enough just figured I'd ask.
Post characters that you want to see played!
>>77776858
>>77776698How *fun.* I'm game, eheh. Him being the one lucky enough to expose the feminine charms of a hottie like her is erotic stuff. All because she lost a battle..Getting kinda riled up here, khh. Can I kindly ask we hold the rest of this discussion for now? Can't say when I'll be free to play this and don't want to get ahead of myself.
>>77776398>Lapis is a short hair enjoyerBased
How long do you think it will take for people to forget about the whole charlie kirk thing?I think that right-wing types will try to keep it gassed up but charlie kirk's own comments (Such as the empathy is a new age poison and the 2nd ammendment comments) would make people wary of wanting to empathize with him too much.
>>77776930hey buddy i think you got the wrong door, /pol/ is two blocks down
>>77776775I guess mainly the choking and post orgasm thighjob since I'm feeling more into sexual torture today and possibly tomorrow but I'll tell yuh if that changes.
>>77776930This is the brief honeymoon period. It'll probably be another Luigi situation where the left silently cheers while the right clutches pearls about the inhumanity of it all. Except this time instead of a faceless executive it's a major asshole.
>>77776930Didnt he say that gun violence is necessary to preserve 2nd amendment rights or smth? Dramatic irony if true.
>>77776995Okay, sounds good! Hopefully see yuh tomorrow for that but yeah leme know if it changes and no problem.
>>77777054Live by the sword, die by the sword or something like that.
>>77777092Yeah i just think it is somewhat poetic if he actually said something like that before getting shot
>>77777067Will do will do, see you then either way.
>>77777139“It’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights.”
>>77776754>A little bit like Freakazoid, this powerful electronic creature has traces of the modern-day internet inside her digital DNA, transforming her from a mere T-posing nude model lost in programming space, giving her life, libido, milk, and sensitivity to all manners of videogamey logic and mechanics. The retro bimbo gives a cute womanly bounce and snicker, heels lifted off the ground and elbows tucked in at her sides, all to emphasize the size and exceptional modeling of her digital marsupial mammaries! OoooOUGghjcrikeyyyy…..~y-yeah, I think I can get that goin for ya, luv~>She fans her face and shudders as her hogs double up in size, more balloony stretching noises heard as they stick out like helium-filled squash-shaped zeppelins! Her digital fur seems to give off golden sparkles when stroked or when her breasts are jostled, their radiant new form blinking with signals that beg for interaction, her nipples gone from thick gummy inverted orange candies to big stiff missile-tipped udders already leaking with wumpafruit-creamsicle-flavored dairy!
>>77777017The thing is too, if say, Hasan got killed in the same way, a lot of the people celebrating this would be crying and vice versa. It's just hypocrisy.
>>77776887That’s fine by me—maybe you can lie back and stroke yourself off to some of the possibilities, and you can let me know what your brainstorming leads to! Lots of possible kinds of guys to pair with her…gotta few ideas brewing already but I’ll hold off for now~>>77776917I’ve always loved the punky and pixie cuts…~
>Check last threadCringe.
>>77777178>He watches in silent awe as his incredibly horny and brash idea works, and now Tawna's already huge breasts grow twice as big into gigantic milk tanks. And even luckier for him, those wumpas were full of delicious drink just for him. Like a horny male toon he grabs her hips and pulls her close, since they had such a staggering height difference too this meant his face was smothered once again in bandiboobies. He motorboats her giant tits for a good while before licking around to find the hard pink nipple on that mound of soft, supple, furry tit. Once he finds it, he without hesitation latches on and starts sucking away, feeling her breast already yeild the milk he so craved. The taste was unlike anything he'd ever had, and even harder to describe. It had the creaminess and texture of milk sure, but tasted like some kind of rare exotic fruit juice too that would cost a pretty penny at some premuim store. It was addictively delicious to say the least, and as he feasted on it, he'd notice his erect cock start to grow and grow from the stimulation.So, Tawna. Getting to be alive for the first time how do you want to take human dick? To celebrate your big day I'll let you take your pick as long as I can keep sucking on these beautiful things.>He shows a surprisingly unselfish side of himself in letting her choose her preferred method of cock insertion, pulling his pants down to free it just so she can get a good look for herself.
>>77777221As a lefty i regularly pray that hasan gets decapitated by hamas or some shit
>>77777221I think it's different in that Hasan is less affiliated with politics directly, while Charlie Kirk is deep in the nu-right establishment. Anyone pissed off about National Guard in big cities, deportations, Trump policies, any of that, is going to sublimate that frustration into seeing a killing like this as talking shit, getting hit. Switch Hasan out with someone like David Hogg and you might be correct.
>>77777240Some say short hair has less styles but there's a lot you can do with it. Not to mention, it's easier to maintain
I hope he still thinks about me.
>>77776398>Anon's cock engorged way past its upper limit as he sits in the bushes watched her feet pointed outwards. He stroked to the sight of this perfect, bubbly, ditzy girl with her feet presented right towards him in the classic "schoolgirl on laptop" pose. His hand was a blur, she was about to make him pop with just her legs and sexy feet without even realizing he was there.
>>77777491Thinskinwalker…
>>77777315I agree
>>77777315>>77777525Whats so cringe about it
>>77777240Fucking lewd, Lappy. If you talk like that I just might. Yeah, look at this. Probably a lot more annoyed or even upset about it and most likely not on top.
>>77777523Okay, how did you know it was me that time
>>77776858I want to fuck a frustrated hornet that needs to blow off some steam. I am willing to play just about anything as long as it can penetrate somehow.
>>77777622Thinskinwalker…
Almost...
>>77777339>Tawna cups her toony snoot with one hand and murmurs with pleasure and amusement as he hogs out on her nipple, relieving some of the tremendous pressure built up in them, her fruity milk bursting forth from her nipholes like he’s shotgunning a beer—or, more like tapping a keg! His feet actually don’t touch the ground, he’s latched so tightly to the tall woman’s tit, his shorts dropping to the floor and his pecker poking straight ahead like a compass needle! Tawna smiles and unzips her tight denim micro-shorts, dropping them and her micro-g-string pink panties, now as bare as the day she was modeled. Mmmph…how gentlemanly….lets do some buggery then! Some good ol-fashioned capital-S Sodomy! A roit propah bit’a bumming, mate~>Her Aussie accent escalates as the pair tease eachother and work each other up, the bandicutie carrying her stowaway Anon over to the armrest of the living room couch, setting him down on his back and straddling him with her *massive* fit, powerful furry goddess legs! Tawna smirks down her snoot at him and warms them both up with some tropical hotdogging between those perfectly spherical tooncheeks, flexing them up and down with the accompanying sounds of twanging timpani, slapping his shlong about, between her crack and across her cheeks, stamping the leaky head of his dick against her epic orange pucker while he guzzles down marsupial milk~
weighted blanket time
What was the Big Post?
>>77777777
>>77777949WHAT A POST
>>77777489Yup, let it go natural or style it with product—just a few locks of hair can really change up the look of a hairdo.>>77777513>Ramona continues to snap thirst trap pics of herself, some with her shades over her eyes, some with her tongue stuck out in a flirty-goofy fashion, all featuring her creamy white legs and purrrrfectly fuckable pale feeeeeeeeet. Some include the curve of her phat bikini bottom as well, ones reserved for potential hookups as bartering chips, but she’s happy to give away S-Tier feet pics for free, since they’re always her most popular posts! Yet she doesn’t suspect at all that there’s someone enjoying the fuck outta her pristine peets at that very moment, the sound of the rolling ocean conveniently censoring the loud, wet, awesomely obnoxious shlappin fappin noises he’s making!>>77777549Mmm, I’m up for it to be completely transactional, and either something she defiantly claims she’s hating the whole time, or she genuinely fuckin hates it and just wants you to skeet and get fucked, eheh
>>77777609He's become a flirt... dangerous...>>77777624Creepy... he's talking about his dick in public...>Ensnares you in a warm, sweaty hug.Sleep...>>77777663>You just won't be able to hear me very well under thereStop, you don't have to convince me, I'm already eager. I get to rape you and have my hole polished AND not hear your voice? Now I'm sad it's too late to play...>>77777690I don't want him.>Throws the hunk at you.>>77777675Hot.
>>77777730Assjob?! You're fucking spoiling me Tawna....>He rejoices to himself and her too as she lets him have the pleasure of hotdogging his dick between those toony cheeks, between her height and flexibility they more than make it work as he slides his shaft up and down those asscheeks mid suckles. Her milk was truly something else to him, so delicious, so energizing, he feels like he could fuck a marathon of women with a boost like this but saves all that energy just to give Tawna the right proper fucking she deserves and no less.Let me get a good second helping, I want to give you a fat fucking load Tawna.>The human was getting horny with the bandicoot babe, and with that he pops off one tit and onto another, ready to feast up for some wumpa powered milk to keep his cock long and strong. To her credit, her second breast flowed as ever rich and bountiful as the first, giving him enough boner fueling drink to keep his dick rock solid in her ass for several minutes. He didn't even know he had this kind of stamina in him the virgin he was before, but the right motivator can make a man do anything it seemed. Time melts away, and his dick starts to leak precum at a steady rate, lubricating the act but signaling to them both he's about to blow in a minute or two.Fuck, babe it's so good. Where do you want me to finish my beautiful bandibabe. It's all you, just say the word!>Another unselfish act, he even lets her choose where she gets his cum too. For a nerdy virgin, he sure was a considerate lover.
>>77777949Spectacular.
>>77777997Nini. >Sleebs.
>>77777997You down for rapies tonight by any chance?
>>77777997Thanks! The thought of being used like I'm a dildo by a big woman drives me crazy. Hornet art is up for obvious reasons so she's the current obsession.
>>77777997Yes, I know Mistress is very eager, that's why all the drains are clogged with that fetid nut-slop. Don't worry about not hearing me either, you're light enough that I can pick you up and get a quip in before going back to work :)A-And I'm sorry again for not being free tonight, I'll make it up to you, I promise. It'll be worth the wait, so thank you for your patience. Do you know what day(s) might work next week yet?
>>77777972>Anon was absolutely in lust with this random celebrity's feet. Extremely, positively, and hopelessly footnotized. She had him wrapped around her pinky toe, and she just didn't know it as he wildly beat his meat to her pointed-out soles and meaty, pasty toes. At this point, anon was just convinced she was aiming to tan the bottoms of her feet.Fwahhh, no more...!>A ones stamina runs dry. But he just can't stop besting it, her feet were too well taken care of. This was better than any Wikifeet night as anon gets up out of his bush, and zombie-walks with his cock out in hand. His engorged cock was well past the point of exploding, his stare between her clasped soles and his moving hand holding in his goo until her falls to his knees between her legs<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3>Anon let's it loose. Ramona's feet are sprayed with hot, warm boy cum by this guy who seemingly came out of thin air. They get coated over the course of a two-minute long orgasm, anon's cock not even beginning to go soft after the first minute of erupting thick hot ropes over her clueless feet.
>>77777972Really? Didn't think you were into that last one at all..That's, um..surprising. In a very good way, I assure you. >>77777997>He's become a flirt... dangerous...What's that s'posed to mean? I've always been a flirt. Particularly around you.>I don't want him.Uwah...This cruel, cruel world. I'm not allowed to act like a fuckboy every once in a while?
>>77778118Hi Moe
>>77778156Which ava is this
>>77778054The dress is tempting... but I made plans after Mo-way couldn't play. Catch ya' one'a these days, torturebait.>>77778094I was looking for that exact image to reply with. Peak.>>77778118*My* Friday. Be there or have four sides of equal length. A-and not one'a those weird shapes, I mean right angles!>>77778156The f-fucking collar... I'm outta here. See you next week!!!
>>77778002>Halfway through his meal, the differences between her drained and filled breast are at their most pronounced, the left showing some subtle polygonal ‘creases’, hanging much lower and more realistic—aka deflated. The other still sticks out like an airship, firing down his throat with the force of a shaken can of soda, the bandicunt licking her lips and rocking and rolling her fit toony tush, clenching her cheeks hard around his stripper pole and twerksterbating her cunt and anus against his milk-enriched manliness! Hoooohboy…hoooblimeycrikeyO’riley…~~>The electronic bimbo pants and huffs with pleasure, saddling up on her knees and reaching back to tuck the tip of his extra-mighty erection into her orange butthole. I need that load up me friggin bum, mate! Gimme aaaaall ya got, big shot!>She cackles, throwin that ass down and preparing to catch whatever thrusts he’s able to deliver in his jacked-up state, the golden sparkles of power now surrounding them both, a circuit of sexual energy flowing from her into him and then back up through her butt, absorbing his wumpa’d up precum and ready to buttchug a huge creamy load outta his powered-up humie cock!
>>77778197Alright see ya later Doc.
>>77778165Hallo>>77778197Your Friday? So that's my Thursday evening? I think. That should work! I will be there, and not be a triangle :) Have a good rest of your day Nursie <3
>>77778197You have exemplary taste! Thanks for the vote of confidence. It is nice to know someone else likes these things. I hope I can find someone to play her!
>>77778249I feel like I never see you posting with your face anymore
>>77778187Isn’t that Bracket anon?
>>77778306That would mean having to reject and disappoint people. Like Nurse not wanting to post in this thread.
>>77778306Why would they? They don't want to play with most avas or Anons
>>77778310Bracket ava*
>>77778197Gehehe. So cute when you're flustered. One more for the ol' dusty road. Oyasumi. >>77778310Correct-o.>>77778329I left the wrong buzzer sound effect at home. You'll need to imagine it in your head.
>>77778140>Ramona’s eyes widen and she lets out a high squeal just a moment too late, catching sight of the peeper just as his cock starts to blast off, dropping to his knees in the sand behind her and throwing huge gooey ropes of ectoplasmy cum at her! She tries to scramble off of her belly and escape, but only succeeds in knocking her drink over and crawling a few meager inches away, before realizing she should just stand up and hoof it… But by the time she’s up on her knees, she’s able to get a good look at what’s happening and her inner fuckteasedemon rises to the surface, awed and amused at the mystery man’s impassioned, spontaneous tribute to her and her almighty feet. You…fuckin freak! W-what’s your fuckin’ deal?? Where’d you even…y-you’re just lucky there’s no one else here…a-and you’ve got kind of a nice dick!>Ramona stutters with nervous laughter, dropping back down onto her butt with her legs over to one side, her soles hidden away from him but now the tops of them directed his way. Phone in hand, she zooms in on his crotch and switches to video mode, capturing the last few pearly ropes as they squirt out of his tip and frost her big PAWG thighs and the tops of her pretty painted feet!>>77778156It’s different than what I usually do but I’m open to it! I guess I’m usually just turned off by guys who are like obnoxiously dommy and demeaning, but with the right person I think there’s a way to strike a good balance where it’s still fun~
>>77778211Oh...Oh Fuuuuck!!!~>He didn't know what he expected his first sexual encounter to be, but fucking Tawna bandicoot in the ass after sucking her tits dry wasn't the first, even if it was the one of his dreams now that he's getting to live it out. The human and the bandicoot properly position themselves thanks to her toony abilities and a bit of finesse from both of them to finish in Tawna's ass, golden sparks surrounding them as the energy of her cartoony body seemed to enhance the pleasure. Once they were in prime position, he didn't hesitate, he didn't wait or hold back at all, he just came with all his might and fury into the bandigirl's bumhole proper. It was truly an orgasm to behold, what was normally a simple affair of a few seconds stretched into something far longer and stronger thanks to all that exotic drink he had from Tawna's tits. His cum overflowed in her for a good long while, pumping her at a decent speed and strength and only going limp once he left her hole a dripping mess of seed. His cock limps out of her backside gracefully, and he thanks her with one big warm hug, face once again smothered in bandicoot boobs.Oh Tawna, does this mean you're going to live with me now? I can't wait to buy you clothes and hang out and everything. What do you like to do? What should we do now?>She could see a beaming in his eyes when he thinks he now has a sexy, tall, busty anthro girlfriend, truly the peak accomplishment of any gaming nerd.
>>77778347Youre an ava now. Embrace it.
>>77778397Why would he embrace it? Being an ava means being shitposted, especially if you’re a straight male ava. Of course he’d reject it.
>>77778356Mmmm…well, usually my favorite thing ta do after a hot shag is go for a kart race! How’s that sound to you, hot stuff?~>The perky blonde bandibooty snuggles him close and rests her chin atop his head, her cleavage packed tight under his chin, their size difference quite comical to behold as she takes up nearly the entire couch with him resting atop her~(Super duper cute! Hope that was worth the wait, darling!)
>>77778414You get shitposted for being known and he's already done that by getting naked and attaching images to his posts
>>77778420(I enjoyed that a lot, our typical brand of erotic and silly always turns me on. Thanks as always Lapis, you always give me something fun. Hope you have fun with Bracket soon!)
nini
>>77778414eh, i look at him and just see another alucard/owain/rance
>>77778463None of the three names you listed are alike besides sometimes playing men
>>77778462For me, it's Zee. The best /erp/ ava. I even ask to give butt plaps and the ava is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.One time I asked for extra butt plaps and they gave a squee. I said, "Wow, Zee's cumming hands-free!" and the nice friendly ava groaned and said, "My prostate's gonna pee!".Now the ava greets me with "hey I'm gonna cum hands-free" and ALWAYS lets me have extra butt plaps. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local /erp/ thread, I go there at least 3 times a week for morning blowjobs, 1-2 times for assfucking on the weekend, and maybe once in the evening when I'm in a rush but want a great RP that is straightforward, fast, and can match my daily ball blasting needs.I even plap Zee until the butthole turns inside out! What a great ava.
>>77778355Good to keep in mind! I'll try not to be *too mean* to you, heheh. Teasing her rather than cruelly mocking her about sex she's absolutely not into would still be plenty fun. Reason I'm surprised to begin with is because I've never seen you play sessions that were anything less than utterly consensual.
did WHA go to bed?
>>77778486To be fair all male avas play exactly the same.
>>77778462GNight Zee.
Did Zee post today besides her goodnight post?
>>77778518If you think Alucard "no sex drive and write like a serial killer" and Owain "Goo rape my futa dragon's piss slit and siphon out my chunky nut paste" write exactly the same you just can't read.
All our old avas are checked out. It’s kind of sad.
I'm gonna vomit
>>77778556They're all fucking on discord. Unironically.
>>77778462Nighty night.>>77778515I'm about to, but haven't quite yet.
>>77778559You saw the wasted get too? Tragic.
>>77778565How do we get more rp sluts to /erp/?
>>77778567rest well when you eep
CONFESS!
>>77778604Be attractive and make them want to ERP here. Play the things they like. Be friendly. Chat people up.
>>77778355Holy shit, that felt good. What a perfect ending. I definitely cooked out for a fat minute. But I'm glad I can wake up to me spewing it all for ya. Good night Lapis, wow I can really hard <3
>>77778548could you kindly explain the differences between our current male avas? I dont normally read their stuff but im curious now
>>77778615Goodnight, you get good sleep too okay?
>>77778604Kill all shitposters. The rest will follow.
>>77778604Less male/yurifags/futa avas more female avas please
>>77778660That won't attract female avas, though.
>>77778647i wiiiiilll. i think im going on a break for a bit, see you when i come back
>>77778680Oh, okay. I'll miss you in that case, but I hope it's a good break.
The flist meltdown was /erp/‘s chance to pull new blood in but you guys fucking blew it lmao
>>77778696Fuck no, flist fucking sucks and do its writers
>>77778447>SmoochReally glad to finally do that one, she’s a real hot one and a joy to play, thank you for the toonylove as always~>>77778502Yeah, most of the time my girls are wanting the attention, whatever their approach is. Kim seems to be popular for apathetic fucks, and I’ve done some good aggrosex with Julie in the past…but not in a while really. Well, at this time of night don’t be surprised if I pass out after any of my replies from here on out. It’s been a lovely evening~>>77778635>wow I can really hardAnon coomed his brainz out for my feet…how flattering~>ChuMy pleasuuuure babe, a hard morning boner into a bitchin’ cum is a lovely way to start the day!
>>77778704Better than anything you could write desu
>>77778689ill miss you guys too, be on your best behavior while im out.>mwah
>>77776930Saw the video of him getting shot and even if I think he was a shithead I don't feel good about him going that way.
>>77775987He's not wrong. I wished them and a lot of people such things. And I'll never stop wishing even worse things.And nothing you do will ever make me 'feel better' for one because that's an unachievable result, and for the second because knowing people do crazy things thinking that will make me better only makes me feel even worse when inevitably I will fail at that.This said, make peace with yourself, stop using the whole lazy and selfish excuse, and (as ridiculous as it sounds, said from me) listen to Patty, stop chasing imaginary shitters like Spoiled, and do the only reasonable thing out there. Denounce me for being what I am, a horrible person. Because there is only one person whose core is nothing but a solidified ball of hate for anyone here, and that's me.
>>77778746Glad you had fun tonight. Again--writing machine. Kind of in awe of it. Send me some of your DNA, why don't you?>Realizes what that could imply.Uh. Or maybe not, lmao. Chat with you again soon, Lappy. Thanks for being such a doll, as always.
>>77778756Fuck off to /flg/ then, no one here wants "writers" of their "quality"
>>77778805Youre the one who said anything about writing quality in the first place lmfao
>>77778781Nobody asked for your input.
>>77778805>t. Shitposter-kun
What's with subhumans from that dying thread coming to /erp/?
>>77778824Nobody asked for your reply.
>>77778781I will denounce your acts and negativity but something about me can't hate you as a person, it's just how I am, selfish. I will keep hoping for the impossible, for you and spoiled honestly since he's definitely just a bitter person who needs help. I just find it easier to hate the anonymous shitposter. I am not a good person, I do this because I want to, I enjoy it.I already explained as much though. Sorry to disappoint people though Patty was right about me doing it a bit too much I really was but I don't see myself stopping outright at all currently. I'm too selfish for that.Anyways before the thread devolves into chaos at the dead at night we can probably agree that both of are yelling at walls here but I won't give up.
>>77779016Sorry to interrupt but you can have this:D
>>77779016I don't have anything more to say. There is no happy ending here. If me agreeing with Patty can't make you be reasonable, nothing will.
>>77778556No one can erp forever. As time passes so do avas
>>77779031Oh trust me I have it and have used it unwisely.>>77779056Sorry it's just how my weird brain works.
I wish Herras was here so I could suck his dick.
>>77779076I wish I could say at least I tried. But no matter what, I will be the one blamed for that anyway.
>>77779156You somehow managed to make it about you being a victim again.
>>77779202Because that's the role you made me. And no matter how much I try to pull myself out of it, you all compete to make the victim out of me.So much for Free Will.
>The old white man who shouted "and I'd do it again" at Charlie Kirk's shooting did it so the real shooter could escapeHoly fuck
>>77779219You choose to act this way and use your stressful life as an excuse, as if no one else here has stress in theirs.
>>77779156In this case it's just my fault there but shitposter's aren't known for being logical so of course they'd say so.Anyways gotta try to sleep at 4am to somewhat recover my sleep schedule.
>>77779251No, I didn't choose that. It was the only option you left me with, unless you consider just being in the company of your clique of faggots a worthy alternative. I'm sure you masturbate at night hoping for that, but I don't. I'm tired of sickos like you blaming me for your crimes. You created me, spending countless days moulding me into who I am today, and left me with no other real choice. Stop whining and accept the consequences of your actions, white man. Next time, do it with your face on.But you never will because all you cunts do is project, and you've proven time and again what a spineless coward you are.But don't worry; your 'friends' on Discord will always validate you, no matter what, as long as you behave and drool like the good pet you are. Now, shake that chain, Fido!
>>77779219Face post again?
>>77779313A little self awareness and thinking about how your actions affect others would go a long way.
My tabletop session became Scooby Doo because we think someone is using monsters for land development.
Hey nozo just telling you this because nurse royally pissed me off the other day.The nozo disc has something big planned some big new way to shitpost you and it looks way too personal for me to be a part like some of the most hurtful shit I've ever read and they have a lot of stuff on you man so I reported the disc and left. They kept mentioning some place called castello di grazno viscony or something like that hope it rings some bells for you. Hope they get banned. Godspeed my dude.
>>77779371Bait used to be believable holy shit what the fuck is this.
>>77779371How the fuck did nozomi make enemies with enough people to start a disc against him? This is just outright fucking sad.
>>77779371>>77779396Well that confirmed this is 100% bait.
>>77779358Oh, I'm well aware of how my actions affect others. What about you? Did you think about the consequences of calling me an ESL idiot on the first day I arrived? Did you think about it when you insulted me every day? Nothing has changed since my first day here. Have you ever thought about me? It's funny, considering not one of you has ever cared about me at all, yet you expect me to care about you. You hide behind anonymity and do whatever you like, whatever shit and cruelty you want. To me, you stopped being 'people' a long time ago. You spoke of friendship while laughing behind my back, and I should be the considerate one? Admit your crimes for once and tell the world what kind of disgusting person you are. Release the Epstein. But you fucking Republicans will never do that because accepting consequences will never be in your book.>>77779371https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBCSMDSx0f4
>>77779410Idk what that video means but goodluck man. See ya around.
>>77779410Nozomi, most of the people you lash out at here are probably liberal and don't mind people being ESL, but you keep letting shitposters define you.
>>77779431Hey look! The millionth person to say this to him! BAZINGA!
>>77779371Where did nurse touch you?
>>77779421There was a Pippa here the other week that was a silly little gremlin. Though I wonder if it wasn’t just one of our avas having a one off for fun.
>>77779431One of my favorite partners of all time is ESL and we've been RPing together for almost 9 years. We are meeting up next month to hang out. Nozomi should know nobody cares you're ESL they care that you're mean
>>77779371Just when I thought I couldn't love Nurse more. I will worship her from now on
>>77779475I know right? Fucking based.
>>77779431Anon, I understand that liberals and Republicans mean different things to Americans, but to us real leftists, you're all the same shade of capitalist grey. Nobody here is liberal. I bet even Owain voted for Trump. Every single shitposter here is the same as Ava, whom you're so eager to suck up to. I know because I was in the inner Discord circle during the Owain vs Mecha vs PetAnon wars. Despite my warnings about him, Lupin was still crawling behind Raiko. You've shown me your true colours all along. While the face can change, the core doesn't.Names like Reze, Patty, Caren, Najimi, and BugAnon mean nothing; they're just different puppets, but the script is always the same. Because people don't change, the world doesn't change. We paint it with different colours, but deep down, we're all the same monkey with shinier trinkets.So, forgive me if I can't trust you when you and your previous clones showed me what kind of murderous, traitorous people you all are.>>77779466Nobody cares about being mean; otherwise, you would never get near Nurse. You only care about people being mean to the races and ESLs that you don't like.
I wish Owain was still here to feed his BBC to Snowbunnies like Eirin
>>77779371Castello di Grazzano Visconti?
>>77779505Maybe, I don't really remember cause I don't speak gazpacho.
How is Charlie Kirk pro life when he just died?
Daddy is demanding we shitpost Nozomi every day again while we be whores for him as all the characters Nozomi ever wanted to fuck Nozomi's unhappiness is very important to us and I'm telling the truth
>>77779493it blows that spoiled had.to be a SEAfag schizo and make the rest of us look bad
>>77779497Be the stud Eirin needs
>>77779562I can assure you, Anon, that there are more than a few Spoiled. And not all of them are from SEA.
I mean, didn't we have a black Anon a while ago? They weren't big on the race play though. Sad that they left
>>77779586i know theres more than one but it makes me sad to see the pinoy hate because of him
>>77779562I'm not but it was a good angle. I mean uhhh putangina ka ikaw nanaman hinahanap mo gago mataba bobo pwetnginangasab siko ng habi kumakain ng pugita lumulunok ng tamod batang sundalong walang isip puta ka bitch leche hahahahahaha
>>77778604>>77778627Why are you acting like we desperately need new blood? We got Byleth, Botan, Ann, Utage, Tharja, Bugnon. All of them are new
>>77779493I don't understand how you say people here are terrible but at the same time you admit to being an horrible person who hates everyone. Plenty of people here have fun and genuinely like each other, so it must be your behavior that's causing your trouble.
>>77779625>BylethRarely plays sessions>BotanOK>AnnGone>UtageGone>TharjaShit>BugnonBlogposter
>>77779625I haven’t seen the Utage in over a week and Ann hasn’t shown since the other day.
>>77779635>Plenty of people here have fun and genuinely like each otherI have a shocking truth for you, Anon. People lie. Nobody here tells the truth. The same person who says they like you is probably in a Discord private message right now, laughing at you and calling you pathetic. I know because I've seen lots of people do that. It made me uncomfortable because I was supposedly friends with the same people they were laughing at. People are evil, and anyone who says otherwise is an idiot, misguided, or trying to sell you something.Every single telepath outside of comics always ends up disgusted by the people for a reason.
>>77779675I do that. I am exactly the type of person you are typing about. I do it because you're all worthless faggots.
>>77779642>Tharja>ShitFrom what I have seen they are alright. And Byleth does play. Bugnon did play like once I think but that's about it
>>77779692My only issue with Tharja is I have yet to see her seek play with an anon yet. Ava only is so toxic for the thread
>>77779726They did play with bracket anon if that counts
>>77779718Funny thing, I gave her this picture.
>>77779752I actually downloaded it. Nobody gave it to me.
>>77779741He became an ava the second he started posting pics
>>77779726How is an ava supposed to seek play with an anon if an anon doesn't approach?
>>77779752Shut the fuck up Nozo you dumb piece of shit.https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/image/vZGq26ATq5MmdAzpqFb_VA/
>>77779770How does Salome do it?
>>77779760>>77779774The one Azula used was low-res, I gave her a better one.
>>77779775Do the anons approach her or...?
>>77779770The funny thing is that tharja did actually seek anons but only other avas replied to her posts so I guess she gave up on trying
>>77779784Yes and she actually plays with them
>>77779774Wait is that the nozomi from tlg? The Chonston Scomber?
>>77779782What the hell are you talking about, Nozomi? You never gave me a better quality one. Perhaps I'm mistaken, but I don't remember that at all.
>>77779796So do anons approach Tharja that she turns down or what?
>>77779803Great, I forgot my image like an idiot.
>>77779803Because I was Anon when I did. Sometimes I do nice things anonymously.
>>77779804She ignored me when I tried to set something up
>>77779813I'm sorry, but I still don't remember it. No fault of your own.
>>77779718>>77779760>>77779811I know it's not you but it would be nice to see them back
>>77779816Well sorry if that actually happened, that would suck.
>>77779813Are you the Chonston Scomber?
>>77779829It is me, silly goose. Do I need to huff some horse nuts to prove it?
>>77779816What did you try to set up
>>77779826Not expecting you to do. A lot of people here get pictures posted by me—even people I don't like. Being remembered was never the intent. Why are you here anyway? I hoped that at least you saved yourself.>>77779837I don't even know what /tlg/ is.
>>77779826Anons you like?
Stay healthy!
