I prefer suit fart inflation

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>>77784004
Eh, I've never been that into fart inflation. Like I'm not super against it, I'm primarily in it for girls exploding, and since "lighting farts" was a joke growing up and stuff about lactose intolerance etc. my brain won't discount it completely, but I prefer other less... biological methods? (Or scatalogy-adjacent methods)

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Like one time I did write a short story involving a space pirate gorging herself on a bar full of exotic (and extremely volatile) alcohol until she was bloated, then lighting up a fancy cigar only to suddenly belch - cigar igniting the extremely high proof burp, leading to a backdraft that went down inside her, causing a chain reaction that blew up the ship she captured. So I won't say I'm against slob.

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Anyway I'd mainly made this thread in case another anon wanted to explode but if not, eh. I might post a few more pics or just self indulgently talk about what turns me on.

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>>77784155
filling mari with diet soda until she's taut then adding mentos

>>77784495
You probably should have been more direct than just linking the board
You fumbled it, now you'll never have your whirlwind romance

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>>77785317
It worked once before! Oh well, I'm just playing videogames instead. And occasionally bumping this thread with pictures while talking about girls exploding. Mari in this case now for whatever reason.