A thread for horny anons to pump, goon, and worship porn that make them go PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot ropes of thick, gooey, nutslop.Too dumb to think of an edition Edition
Need to share a cute dorky chubby girl like Hex with a bunch of pent up nonnies so badly...
>>77799285Have anons take turns blasting backed up cock juice into her cunt…what a slam pig!
damn didnt see the nonny on the last thread 250 pound ass.but new thread yay!
GOONERS WYA?!~<3
need to plap an anal gooner slut while we goon to hentai
>>77800306Right here with a bag of edibles and a highball.
>>77800390i havent trained my hole yet but that sounds hot
>>77800475we can train that butt of yours
>>77800808what kindness. i dont really know where to start. if i need to start getting toys to start with or not.
>>77800828what toys did you have before
>>77800306Pumping my fat cock
>>77800828I bought a set of butt plugs in various sizes and just made my way up starting with the smallest (obviously). You don't need as much training as you probably think as long as you use more lube than you probably think you'd need.
>>77800947none.>>77801221I see. i don't even have lube or anything. i still live with family so im paranoid about getting that stuff.
>>77800828>>77801221>You don't need as much training as you probably think as long as you use more lube than you probably think you'd need.This tbdesu. Everyone's body and anatomy is different of course so don't take any advice for anal as a set in stone rule but you really would be surprised how much you can safely and comfortably take with little to no "training"I took my 6.5" length 4.5" girth dildo balls deep my first ever time using it and I didn't do anything like slowly stepping up buttplug sizes I don't think that's actually an efficacious way of doing things I started with my Lovense Edge 2 which is 4.5" at its widest and I can comfortably get that in with 0 warmup as long as I use plenty of nice thick lube. Then I got annoyed that it kept vibrating itself out of my asshole so I said fuck it, grabbed my dildo and next thing I knew I had 6.5" of cock inside of me and it went in *easy*There's an understandable amount of caution behind starting buttstuff but it's really not as intimidating or hard to start as it might seem at first.
>>77801235Well, strictly speaking you don't really NEED lube and toys. I didn't start with the buttplugs and lube, that's stuff I bought when I had my own place. You COULD use a brush handle and a lot of spit like I did when I was younger but I wouldn't recommend that.
>>77801289Forgot the picture, whoops.
>>77801271I see. that does make a lot of sense. thx for the info! i know there are different materials but does that just affect how flexible it is?>>77801289I mean i have stuck stuff in my hole but i dont know how effective they were. plus there is also like cleaning it properly and that.
>>77801271got very hard reading that, i want to hook up with a weeb that toys with their butt in front of me or lets me plap their hole
>>77801354>i know there are different materials but does that just affect how flexible it is?For the most part. Really the only toys worth anything are either high grade silicone, borosilicate glass and stainless steelAnything else like lower grade chinesium silicone will leech chemicals into your asshole or risk breaking and obviously those are big no-no'sSome people love Silicone for the little bit of squish it has and feeling more like the real thing, some people love the firmness and smoothness of glass, some people love the hardness of steel toysThey all have their own pros and cons>>77801376I haven't played with my butt in months I really need to get back into at least slipping in a plug for every goonsesh or something
>>77801400gooning with sluts that goon with their butt makes my cock wild, my desire to put my cock in a hole gets big
>>77801400oh damn i didnt know that. thanks for the warning on the lower end stuff!might be a stretch but do you have any affordable recommendations?
>>77801475The Blush Neo Elite is the anal gen over on /d/'s pretty much go to beginner dildo and the one I got as my first too. High quality, not too expensive and a very reasonable size for your first dildo if you get the 7" one like I did as you can probably tell from my first experience with it
>>77801400i have a glass one that i use personally i really had some great sessions when i did it, but personally it wasn't worth the effort I'm more oral fixated so anal doesn't do anything for me mentally. having someone grab my head and ram their cock down my throat is way hotter
>>77801500is that this one?https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07NNWT76X?ref_=mr_direct_us_au_au&showmri=undefined&th=1>>77801501that oral fixation is hot.(Im running out of normal porn.)
>>77801536That's the one, I have the "Neon Play" version I guess I didn't know there were so many variants of it. I'd get the 7" one with the 5.5" insertable length for starting outAlso looking at this I'm realising I really fucked the measurements in my first post...I always get cm and inches flipped in my mind when talking about this stuff
>>77801536it's gone bad enough that I actually made an effort meeting trash anons because toys don't compare to the real thing i need them to shoot their sticky ropes down my throat otherwise i won't be satisfied...
>>77801572haha i get that. i dont know how much an inch is since im in australia. I imagine that getting it off of amazon isnt a good idea?>>77801583really far gone. what type of cock are you into nonny? i dont know if mine can provide much~
>>77801597Yeah I'm skeptical of ever buying from Amazon these days with how hard e-commerce in general has been enshittified. I'm sure there are adult toy shops based in Australia you could order from
>>77801597literally don't care, as long as it cums I'm good. i suppose uncut and on the larger side is cute but it's definitely not a requirement. i do like when they smell but most people would prefer to shower before meeting up with a stranger (good thing)
>>77801615yeah there are some but i havent really used any. Amazon was just the first one that appeared. thanks for the recommendation and info!!>>77801618I see~ mine isnt too big but i do have uncut, but the foreskin is tight so idk if i can even clean it properly desu..
>>77801644i actually have a friend with foreskin that's too tight apparently it's hurting him a bit too when i suck him off, which is pretty strange, but more than the cock unfortunately the person behind it is more important. As much as I'd like to claim to be a braindead gooner I've had some bad experiences with people that made the whole thing a chore really... but if nothing else my pride is on the line so I'll get them off either way
woke up stiff and throbbing... time to spend at least an hour plapping my hand and being all gross~
>>77802192gross, slave to their cock plappers are the best
>>77802192>>77802240plapping my handpussy to busty pornmeat with anons~
>>77802240i spend at least 2 hours a day plapping it, making sticky messes all over my tummy while getting all sweaty! it's such a nice feeling to let loose and make my gock melt!
>>77802270ugghhh you're so me~ i love spoiling my gock for hours and turning into a sweat soaked mess!
>>77802270>2 hoursI wish I had that kinda stamina
>>77802262its sooo fun, right? always better with like-minded friends~>>77802298you sound super fun!! seems like we have lots in common, you should drop your tag so we can be stupid and sweaty gockplappers together :3>>77802299quickies are fun and cute, too! what matters most is feeling good~
>>77802323Having as many other tgirl loser gooner friends as possible is the dream :3ryu_enjoyer
>>77802323Feeling good is the reason I'm so addicted to plapping my cock~ I'd love to be able to go for 2 hours straight though
>>77802351sent, bestie!! add me back and let's plap :3>>77802354it's the best sort of addiction, too~ I never wanna stop playing with it!
>>77802025that is trueive hooked up with one person before and i did not like the guy and ended it early.
>>77802372Never wanna stop and never plan to <3
>>77802323>its sooo fun, right? always better with like-minded friends~being at the will of my gock and the porn i plap to is always fun especially with other people!! :3kyun_meth if anyone wunna add
>>77802389im enough of a cockslut, that no matter who they are, as long as they shut up i'll suck them off, but sometimes it gets really bad, i had someone i really didn't vibe with pull me up and ram their tongue down my throat, i tend to like make-out sessions a lot but the intimate stuff actually becomes a detriment if you don't care about them or are actually repulsed. I'm a pleaser though, so i'll gladly act the part out until they finish. They tend to calm down when they cum, which means I just have to keep milking them so they dont piss me off~That's why I always add people here and start with regular conversations. I don't do online goon-seshs with others although some people jerk off to my pics and vids which i'm okay with of course. I guess this is kinda lame to post in plap of all places.
Time to spend all day masturbating
>>77802562Welcome to the club!!
>>77802589Not like I'd be able to do something else anyway~
>>77802600all day handpussy plapsex to hot porn~
>>77802609my favorite activity~
I want to suck off fat slob anon while he watches his pornslop..
>>77802644lewd!
>>77802503Damn that sounds roughHope not all of them were like that I mean you are posting pics to pump to so it shouldn't matterMy main system got banned for posting a session key in a diff board so see you all in 3 days.
I know!..And I love it~ 4N7GLKFXF <~<
Just woke up and already tugging to porn~
>>77802794Good! It's always best to tug and plap to porn as much as possible~ I hope it feels super good!!
>>77802794so hot tugging away first thing in the morning, isn't it?~
I have micropenis and I am prejac. I was born for porn~
>>77800287>nonny on the last thread 250 pound ass.what? i need fat anon ass
>>77802813It does! I am always needy on the mornings so i love sitting back and just do tuggies till i cum <3>>77802819Very! It's one of my favorite things to do~
>>77802865It's the best way to start a day! Spending time tugging and rubbing and plapping it, being all stiff and throbby and needy, all until you make a big sticky mess for porn~
I can't stop tugging for porn~
>>77802892It really is, the feeling of my hand making sweet love to my cock is so addicting~ And the smell is so pungent too~>>77802915Same here! Just can't control myself when i see sexy sluts. The desire is so overwhelming <3
>>77802503What area are you in nonny? Even if you're far away I can at least fap to imagining a plapslut polishing my penis off with their tongue
>>77802945Having no self control is so hot. Just seeing pretty goonbait girls is enough for me to stick my hand in my pants and start humping~
>>77802644Be a good plapslut and stay under my desk while my eyes are focused on what matters and maybe I'll pass my vape down for you to suck on <3 It'll be like an indirect kiss before you shove your face back into my fat hairy folds to suck me empty.
>>77802644I want to play gachaslop while a bitchmeat anon squats under my desk and sucks me off
>>77802969Same here nonny! We can't help ourselves can we~? As soon as we see a whore we immediately start tugging our stiff gooner cocks to them <3
>>77802987>>77802997Mwaaah~ Yesss, malefailure like me should server big gooner cocks.
>>77803038Open up and drool fail male, you're nothing but a jizz dump for goonslop.
>>77803101Uaaah! Mwaaaah~ Please feed me with that jizzz
>>77803266Good bitch, even squatting like I told you to before. How's that brown stubby chud taste pig? My belly covers half of it, so you've gotta dig your nose in if you wanna clean it properly~
New Azur Lane skins are sending me fucking feral anons holy fucckknhg <3
>>77803327It means I just need to work harder while you watch those cute and sexy gacha girls!
woke up and started humping right away :3 im a big boobie brained addict, i can't stop myself from rubbing when there's fat hanging titflesh bags in my sight~
>>77799357Pretty soon she's gonna be able to punch out the baddies instead of just using her magic
>>77800287That regicynthia design actually looks cool
>>77801271Scheherazade...
>>77802192>>77802240>>77802262>her husband woke up to this everyday>he still could've if she didn't decide to not tell him about his previous life after he lost his memories because it was "for the best" and he's "happier"Even if she's trying to be good she's still evil
>>77802270Omg zentreya!
>>77802838Porn and you go dick in hand
>>77804299Ok
>>77805043>catherineA true angel in celluliteOr a devil, as some would say
>>77805142she raped all of those boys...
>>77805341Shhh, they won't tell anyone
>>77802503Me on the right
>>77802351Absolute goddess
need plapwife with a gock...
Me and my plapwife when I get isekai'd
>>77802951i live in germany, sorry for the late reply i didn't think anyone was gonna answer, i have travelled to suck cock before but i probably won't do that again. i'll suck you off in spirit~>>77805776that's what we like to hear
About to start a multi hour sloppy plapsex sesh for MHA Girls (mainly my plapwife Uraraka), should I try riding the edge and build up a huge sticky mess or let it all out and let every splurt get smalled and more watery til I'm empty?
Becoming the cum dumpster of plapstuds!
I fall more in love with AIslop the hornier I get... is that normal?
>>77802415I wanna add...>_<
>>77807875I'm always an advocate for the empty route
>>77809808Getting through the first hour was fun, I can feel the load building up nice and slowly but I haven't edged, once I spill my first sticky load I'll work on the next one after a short break.
