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General for discussion of Human Domestication Guide & related fiction.

Big Chungus edition

>What is HDG?
HDG is a collective kink writing project about the Affini (an advanced precursor civilization from outer space), who aggressively care for every other species in the universe. They have finally turned their glittery eyes on future grimderp hypercapitalist nightmare humanity. Using their natural charisma and various classes of Xenodrugs, they aim to make Florets (d̶o̶c̶i̶l̶e̶,̶ ̶d̶r̶u̶g̶ ̶a̶d̶d̶l̶e̶d̶ ̶p̶e̶t̶s̶ loved and cared for individuals) of us all! But don't worry, they only have everyone's best interests at heart, even if their methods aren't even remotely consensual~

>Where can I read it?
Read the original story here https://readonlymind.com/@GlitchyRobo/HumanDomesticationGuide/
or check other stories on ROM https://readonlymind.com/search/?q=%23Human_Domestication_Guide
or Ao3 https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Human%20Domestication%20Guide%20-%20GlitchyRobo/works
or the wiki: https://humandomestication.guide/

decompiled thread:
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/77726166
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first for pretending to be a feralist so i don't have to admit that i want to be a pet
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>>77811140
Its got little wheels it can use to move itself around, follow people it thinks are "cute" to ask them why they never get any treats, and pin them against a wall and move back and forth over and over again until the squishing causes that person to cum in their pants
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summer draws to an end
pumpkinfinni's power grows
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>>77811854
oh my goodness you got molested by one of these little things
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Harry Flashman but as an affini
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>>77811757
The sadism desires got too much and now I'm writing another fic. I need to write boy torture or my mind will explode
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>>77811973
Write it
writeitwriteitwriteitwriteitwriteitwriteitwriteitineeeeeedmiresadistifinniiiii
Please?
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meanies
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>>77811757
>Be me
>Epiphane Papaveraceae, 7th Bloom, He/They
>Currently working on an archeological site on the sixth planet of an out-of-the-way star system
>literally
>It's drift patterns was highly anomalous, seemingly changing trajectory wildly every few centuries or so
>Analysis quickly isolates the pattern of disturbances to the aforementioned planet
>Lifeless, airless rock, although there are signs of a long-gone xenosophont civilization
>Whether or not this was a significant world or some outlying colony is the question.
>After weeks of carefully digging into the crust
>Dirt, this thing is buried deep
>Me and my colleagues have finally revealed the source of the disturbance
>A massive machine, 105 meters, its proportions seem vaguely like the most recent domesticated xenosophont species
>Terrans I think
>I'll stick with my little bee
>Back to the thing
>It just powered back on its own, as if it detected us despite it transmitting nothing but that flat disturbance
>I thinks its signalling someone
>What do?
Picrel
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>>77811925
Collecting a football team's worth of florets? No way a single affini can handle that while having time for other people. Not unless those florets are autonomous enough to take care of themselves basically fully. And even then, allowing so many florets that level of autonomy might be interpreted in a roundabout way as abdication.
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>>77812518
i was thinking more along the lines of his characterisation as a "dashing rogue" who's a backstabbing, craven, rapist pervert. of course, while cramming all of that into the shape of an Affini. so said Affini would probably be an abdicator, yeah, but manage to avoid the consequences.
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>>77811854
>>77811918
The Affini who's going through the paperwork to try and domesticate me just found out about this and filed a notice for the vending machine too
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>>77812269
Get one of those hacker fini up in it's head and see what it can do I bet it's some cute thing the terrans made
> I'll stick to my bee
I bet you don't even drink durataxin
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>>77812071
Maybe I should have her rape him in the first chapter. Really set the mood
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affini that loves her floret and is realy nice to it
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>>77815706
best dynamic
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>>77814443
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>>77815738
Agreed! Ive been kinda sad about the mean spirted stuff lately.
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>>77816852
Did I miss something..? o.o'
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>>77816959
Apparently? You've been responding to someone whos been fantasizing about torturing men for days now, you know? Like, im not tryna be judgey, you folks do what you want, if you enjoy that sure, but it makes me sad.
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>>77815706
The only truly appealing floret/owner relationship. Not that that matters to me in my perma-independence ;^)

Match won't pinch me.
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Pretending im not going blind to ragebait the affini
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>send a friend a snippet of a fic i started writing cuz of a line i thought was funny
>"terran"
Am i cooked
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>>77817026
Ah, I dont track anon posters. The stuff I replied to seems par for the course of the setting - every story has non-con tags for a reason. Hell, a crucial part of the setting involves permanently violating someone's mind - sometimes without their consent. Like, I know we drink the kool-aid here, but probably best to remember that taking away someone's ability to not consent permanently is pretty fucked up, even if done by supposedly benevolent beings.
On the point of sadism... comon, its a kink setting. Sadism is common enough that it's included as part the namesake of BDSM in general.
Not saying we should get into hard rape because that starts to violate the ethos of the setting overall - but I think its just a tad silly to pretend that what feralbreakers do is not that a lot of times.
>>77817457
Meh, "Terran" is a common sci fi term.
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>>77817457
unironicaly no, unless they're in the know. Terra and Terran isnt unheard of in scifi. See: the terran empire from mirror universe in startrek, terra in 40k, ect.
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ill just see myself out i guess
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>>77817564
Give it a day. Things always move back over to the fluffy side eventually.
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>>77817657
Oh please, these things are part of the setting like you said and its my own damn problem i cant handle them because im big big cranky baby, alright? No need for you to feel akward at me.
I shouldna said anything at all i guess
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>>77817495
>but I think its just a tad silly to pretend that what feralbreakers do is not that a lot of times
>i want to make you stop believing that we are evil so i will rape and beat you
you may not like it but this is what being omnibenevolent looks like
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>>77817026
Sadism is fun. I don't judge you for liking fluffier stuff but sadism has always been a part of the setting since abscission.
>>77817878
If it makes you uncomfortable to see them I'm sorry dear. I suppose if it helps I don't really judge people who like fluffier more wholesome fics. You're free to talk about those
In fact my main inspiration for the sadism fic I'm working on is a fluff fic - How To Train Your Terran
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>>77817878
I neither said its your problem or that youre a cranky baby or anything of the sort, nona.
Part of the beauty of HDG is that it's very VERY diverse. There's fics for people like me who dont feel satisfied if they dont walk away from sex without a handful of new bruises and hickies. There's fics for people who are asexual and dont even want to think about it. There's fics for people who want their perfect new mom to rock them to sleep. There's fics for people who want to be forcefemmed, transition, or even for people who dont care for any of that. There's medical fetish and dollkink and pets and orgasm denial and overstimulation and I could go on...
And here's the thing - nobody is going to like EVERYTHING. I cant stand chastity or mommykink and that stuff is common. You and some others cant stand sadism/masochism. Some people here dont even care about the kink and are just here for the lore. I know one of our old trips loathes petplay.
Thats why I tout the phrase time and again "Your Kink is Not My Kink". If something gives you squick, there's a good chance you just dont get it. But lets not make it out like these kinks are inherently bad or a moral standing - theyre just fantasy, and things that have been a part of the setting for years.
Thats why I came back around to "just give it a day or two". This place *generally* trends very very fluffy and has for a long time. If you want fluff, it'll come back. Youre not a lesser person for needing to look away from harsh stuff and nobody is judging you.
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gnite thread
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friendship ended with free terra
now mistress is my best friend
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>>77811821
pretending to be a floret so you don't have to admit you're an anarchist
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>>77814410
>Update on the situation
>Thanks for the suggestion, "Anonymous"!
>Although its not exactly safe to do that at the moment
>Its not just some harmless lightshow, that emission from the optics. Its rapidly polarizing the local atmosphere
>Its also screaming really loudly, but that's a secondary detail
>Tried the firebreak, the results are...weird
>Turns out the machine appearance is just that, a shell for conducting whatever energy lifeform is piloting the thing
>After a while, it stopped
>About to try remotely access its systems that we detected, mainly the launchers spread all across its body
>It did not react well
>At all
>Released a spread at our transport that came down to get a real deep look
>Firebreak got all of it but now its trying to fly away
Poor thing must be terrified
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>>77822484
It seems to think you're hostile. It seems to also be capable of communication through sound considering the screaming. Has it made any noise resembling language yet? Perhaps mimicking its sounds will show that we are trying to understand it and be friendly.
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>>77822879
The scream itself was relatively monotonous, save for when the intensity of the voice changed. Analysis couldn't find anything subliminal in there. Attached is a recording of what happened between an hour after the thing was fully excavated and then tried to escape (https://files.catbox.moe/rzoew2.mp4)
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>>77823296
I'm not touching random files uploaded on 4chan. Nice try anon.
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>>77823471
I only used catbox because I'm not sure if this board has audio
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>>77823471
Also the file was too big for upload
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>>77823584
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>>77823860
Looks like that emission was impacting hyperspace as well. Looks like I won't be able to use the overnet that much. Anyways, this was the footage we took before it reacted violently.
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>>77822484
Where is this from?
>captcha: JAPTV
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>>77817657
TRVE
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glub glub glub
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>>77817457
At least you began writing. Mine (not hdg though) was mired for a year due to uni
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>>77819724
>I neither said its your problem or that youre a cranky baby or anything of the sort, nona.
I said that though. Me being cranky and complaining seems to have made people uncomfy with posting about their interests. I guess it'd be somewhat dishonest to say it wasnt my intention to get people to shup up about their fantasys of hurting people, i wouldna complained then right? But upon further reflection, thats not good either. Its not right to want or expect people to not discuss things because they make ME uncomfy, espechaly things that are entirely on-topic. And it is on topic, wether i agree with or am comfortable with such a characterization of affini, its correct there are plenty of fics like that.
People on-topic posting shouldnt have to self cencor, i just have to cope.

>Youre not a lesser person for needing to look away from harsh stuff and nobody is judging you.
Thank you though, for the thoughtfull message in general <3
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Thread uppies!!
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Annoying Affini prank YouTuber who just goes around giving Terrans unsolicited uppies to film their reactions
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dead nigger of a thread
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>when you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my hab that said "sleepy floret storage"?
>mistress, you know i ain't seen no-
>did you notice a sign out in front of my hab that said "sleepy floret storage"?
>no, i didn't
>you know why you didn't see that sign? cause it ain't there, because storing sleepy florets ain't my ROOTING business, that's why!
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>>77828474
*starts jacking off furiously*
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>>77828958
patriot
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>>77827708
Pranking terrans with suprise uppies [gone feral] [domestication]
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>>77829132
Do Affini have Terrans Gone Feral like we have Girls Gone Wild? (Gawd I hate referencing that)
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Daily reminder to all terran independents who wish to retain this status, or failing that, find the second-best option: Molest your local floret-free affini. Whether it be unexpectedly soliciting them for a meetup in some sparsely frequented neighbourhood, or on your nearby packed cablecar, you may be able to establish a certain leverage for vouching your case.
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>>77829327
I was just thinking "gone feral", like how epic prank videos have "gone violent" or "gone sexual"

but, yea probably! Hahaha.
I imagine theres a good number of lonely floret less affini out there, across their galaxy's, so they're gonna have lots of florn for them, hahaha.
"WARDSHIPED"
"DOMESTICATION CENTER COUCH"
"VETERINARIANS OFFICE"
"FAKE SHUTTLE"
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>>77829774
but what if they file a Notice afterwards
wouldn't it be better to stay under their radar and hopefully slip through the cracks of their paperwork?

wait what leverage does this even get you
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>>77829895
Since the chances of retention of an independent-at-risk is, in practice, zero, you are better off getting to know your potential future owner, and maybe make a few memories to remember by.
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>>77829871
>Lots of "florn" of bratty ferals getting their behavior corrected through what is effectively hardcore noncon BDSM
>That isn't actually "porn" for them
>Almost all of the actual porn for Affini is POV footage of gently petting sleepy, cuddly florets as the Affini's flowers gradually layer on more and more pollen
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>>77830041
Walking behind an affini and groping them to establish dominance >>77830067
100% accurate. Porn for the affinity is a human nuzzling their face in into a flower until it's coated in pollen
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>>77830183
>>77830067
Yea! "Florn" is just like cute animal videos is for us. "oh look at this sophont, isnt it adorable?"

Actual porn for the affini would have to involve nectar and pollen and stuff, mhm
hahahahaha
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affini sneaking up on notorious terran separatist activist while he's giving a speech and injecting him in the neck
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Doing this to wormheads in front of their owner
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>>77830886
patriot.
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>>77830849
making note of which florets celebrated the cowardly act
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>>77830995
>"do you know how many people the terran cosmic navy has bombed over the past ten years?"
>"counting or not counting rinian terrorists?"
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I'm sticking my dick into some random affini's pollen sac. Will tell you what happened later.
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>>77831095
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brainwashing your floret into liking compiled food so you don't have to cook three times a day for the rest of their life
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>>77831807
Yes, BXWC, this slopper right here that doesn't want to put in the emotional investment for they floret.
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>>77831832
functional vocal chords are a privilege, not a right, dear petal
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>>77831953
And a prolapse-free core is a ephemeral, not a guarantee, "mistress"
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>>77830886
Still zero such cases, friend.
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how many clones of yourself can you throw at an affini before they're satisfied
is it ethical to temporarily sever the hivemind connection whenever said clones are floreted to avoid thought contamination?
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>>77831370
hey glitterdick
how'd it go
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aftercare with a feralbreaker
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massage from affini must be godly
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massage from a floret being puppetted by an affini
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>>77832444
Its not that good desu. My dick actually itched and swelled, that is until mistress gave me a nice dose.
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some of you:
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>>77834572
yes! But only if its in a condecendingly sweet way like "little terran" or "of course its called a vet, doctors are for people silly!" or such, not if its actualy mean!

>captcha:P0RNP
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>>77832359
They will never be satisfied until they have all of you.
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>>77831553
it's really weird to see kgb meme overlap in hdg threads
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>>77835644
First he was a tranny, now he's not a tranny but has tranny bullets, now its not the bullets that are tranny but that he became hiddentranny by attending online course 4 years ago then dropping out, now hes living with a roommate whos a tranny
Why are they so fucking desperate?
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charlie flort
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>>77836162
they hate us nona
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>>77836189
>dear ferals
>you claim to not want to be pets yet you operate unregistered armed vessels and refuse to surrender in exchange for independence
>curious.
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we had this joke before, dont you remember? I even made a little graphic for it
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>>77836552
someone draw a cartoony little spaceman helmet on him
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>>77836489
>>77836552
if charlie flort and space ben shapiro had a debate who would win



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