/ERP/ - Erotic Roleplay ThreadSheathed EditionPrevious: >>77859783
>Anon is attacking the newcutie because he's jealous he's stealing Najimi's attentionCute...
Picking up short girls.
>>77869316Shitposters today have been crazy
>>77869316Najimi literally lost his interest in Bocchi the moment he noticed they were just another hyperdom who plays women as men
>>77869380>lost his interest>kept replyinganon just say you're jealous
>The /hg/ subhuman randomly namedropping Najimi is back
>>77869451Meds.
>>77869451It's Broodsow glazing again.
>>77869480I'm certain there's some retard from /hg/ doing that along with that retard Broodsow.
>finally have time to RP again>barely excited, let alone horny
bocchi
>Charlie Kirk Ufo VideoMy Twitter feed is infested with content from third-worlders trying to get clicks from retards.
>Finally have time to ERP>Don't know what I want to do>No posts that draw my eye>No one replies to what posts I do make.Shame.
>>77869343Me :3
>>77869343That's a guy.
>>77869666>>77869743Why are you crossposting in /flg/?
>>77869772Maybe... : o>>77869805Oh. Eh close enough.
>>77869830I deleted it because the post was meant for there, I was on the wrong tab.
>>77869330>BRAP
>>77869330Does anyone around here play her?
>>77869855Go back, F-Shitter.
>>77869868Box does.
>>77869855Grats on your session Now go away
>>77869868Maybe the guy who just posted her?
>>77869868Angel does. That’s all I know.
>>77869755Out if curiosity what do you want to do right now anon? Maybe you get lucky.
>>77869872>>77869877I'll lurk around for the night just to see what this place is because I'm kind of interested. Don't mind me.
>>77869896I dunno. Maybe some hardcore raceplay and BLACK an ava.
>>77869601The thread is full of off-topic whiny shit nowadays anyway, it's so tiring
>>77869896Brain empty, but horny. I wish I had a better answer than "Plap some girl" but I don't.>>77869920Bro why are you posting for me, get out of here.
>>77869943Sometimes you just want to go monkey brain, I respect that. Some avas like Mommigan and Marinette love that, but it's a bit unfortunate they aren't here, dead hours are just a tough time. I still hope you get lucky man.
>>77869976Kill me
I miss Owain
>>77870002If it is your request...>The tall woman rises from her chair and points her Rakuyo towards your chest. She dashes forward, impaling you.Does this satisfy, hunter?
>>77870059You have how many threads on /trash/ nigger lover? Go cry to them
>>77869976Watch the knife lady...
>>77870069To be slain by such a beautiful woman... I can think of no better way to meet my end. Thank you...>the anon feel a sharp pain as his chest is impaled, slumping to the ground after getting run through with her blade, dark crimson staining the floor.
Cute little dork! Cute little Kris dork!Cute! CUTE! Deltafun writing! That would be great, although I am going to snoozers kinda soon. That's why, I'd rather do some 1st person in-bed writing instead. That's always comfy and enjoyable.
>>77870106>She sits back in her seat and closes her eyes once again.Another satisfied customer, I guess...>>77870101Perhaps you should watch yourself...
>>77870365
>>77869261Hero boobies.
>>77870084He's still a better person than you'll ever be Gabu
>>77870526Sauce on the girl pls.
>>77870570Isn't that just genderbent hero from frieren
>>77870570I think it's a genderbent Himmel from Frieren
>>77870526Frieren's spell misfired and turned her boyfriend into a girlfriend.Nice.
I feel like Milky doesn’t even try to keep up with the characters that get posted, so long as they have huge tits he’ll be all over it.
Some fetishes I write only because they are interesting to write, not because I find them erotic.
>>77870582>>77870596No wonder I couldn't place it right away then. Thanks nons.
>>77870623Like what?
>>77870623Same, rarely.
>>77870614I lost interest in Milky when I realized he has no interest in characters, and his total inability to engage in actual media. They are all just a pair of tits to him.
>>77870614I made it pretty open I only read the lore on gatcha girls because I am NOT getting addicted to gatcha games.
>>77869601I'm just playing Elden Ring and watching the shit go down in the other thread. Kinda funny.>>77870605Coloured eye'd mfs when you don't compliment them on their eyes.Seriously though back the fuck up Hotaru I can smell what you had for 2nd breakfast.
>>77870635More violent fetishes up to and including snuff.>>77870636Glad I'm not alone.
>>77870639What media are you into? Just curious.
>>77870639>and his total inability to engage in actual media.His conversations with Patty about anime are actually cute if you bother to actually read them.
>>77870639>They are all just a pair of tits to him.Based...
>>77870647>explicitly doesnt want to engage with gachaslop>expects people to want to play gachasluts for himhuh?
>>77870648Say what? >Leans in.Also, what's wrong with Athena-Hotaru?She's cute!
>>77870652It's funny, I'd never write snuff in a sexual sense but I am fine with writing murder, even in a non-joke fashion like the post up there.I've talked about running World of Horror-inspired sessions before that end up in tentacle death or whatever.
>>77870679Milky is our resident OVERPOWERED HYPERDOM GIGABULL FUCKGOD ;)
>>77870669Why would I read anything Milky types
>>77870681That's just called being based brother. Don't give anime slot machines your money, just masturbate to the free porn.
I don't see the big deal. Most of the girls posted these days are walking pussies for me to breed. I don't give a shit about them.
>>77870696>I don't actually know what I'm talking about.I know I can make an accusation here but it'd be too easy and you'd have a melty so I won't and just let you admit you're wrong.
>>77870697thats fine but this nigga thinks people will want to rp with him when hes a generic faceless anon. actually, its worse because hes also a tripfag.
>Milky does this>How should I know, I don't read his postsPlease no more rage bait, you've been doing this all night with Mizuki man
>>77870728Then filter the trip and stop fucking whining. I'm sick of your bitching when the solution is obvious.
There's a lactation scenario I've thought about doing but Milky wouldn't go for it because it's yuri and two established characters are involved.
>>77870740Nta but both are equally shit. Mizuki is just more manipulative.
>>77870767Super Creek?
>>77870761>filter the tripSo let people ignore him and stop calling avas rude or shame them for ignoring.
Before snoozing, a little Bakara-chan post since I like her so much. I wanna touch her fluffy ears and make her super upset then have her totally fall for me!Oyasumi!
>>77870783So you don't filter the trip and still want to complain. Got it.
>>77870781No, actually.
>>77870686I sai-ACK>Stare......>Blows air at noseShe'd be cute if it didn't feel like she was about to strangle me while staring into my eyes ala Leon from RE4, that shit would be so ho-I mean scary, yeah. Definetly scary.
>>77870813I'm not the original person, just saying if people filter him they're going to ignore him asking WHO'S THIS? and then his defender will still lash out at the ava for ignoring.
Milky got a fucking trip so you can filter him ffs, what's the excuse for not doing so?
>>77870767I think I'd want to hear it, but I don't know if I'd be a good fit because my literacy in modern media is a bit rough to be honest. All my avas are old waifus. I'd just want you to get the session no matter who it's with, we need more good sessions like that.
Sigh.
>>77870825Definitely not one person saying the same shit for the millionth time. Thanks for sharing, I believe you.
Anons who shitpost avas for filtering Milky are more of his haters, not his defense force.
Why doesn’t Milky just take off his trip lmao
>>77870824There is absolutely nothing wrong with Athena.She's just a woman of science who is also a megalomanic who might gaslight you into believing that your life means nothing so you become part of her experiments, which might potentially delete the entire reality because, you know, science.But deep inside she's a good woman and a mommy (she used her son and husband for her own means).>Screams all you like, your Gods can't hear you.
>>77870869He does my guy, all the time.
>>77870869Debated losing it, but I know "people" will go apeshit if I do so I just keep it on every post even irrelevant ones. Plus I'll just get impersonated again.
>>77870882Why doesn’t he keep it off
>>77870854>ignores what I actually said
I think avas need to be more straightforward and just tell Milky that they do not want to write lactation with him. It’s not his fault for approaching when avas beat around the bush and lead him on.
Yawn. Change the channel.
>>77870918Patty Revy and WHA come to mind
>Speaking for avas who are asleep and can't fact check youlol
>>77870918Funny enough Nurse has absolutely none of the issues people bring up because she's both UP FRONT and POLITE about it. Imagine that.
Man, I hate reruns.
>>77870842>>77870931>>77870981Stfu already whiny faggot
>>77870877Listen man, you already sold her to me the moment you mentioned she is an evil hoe, and we love a meanie queenie im this household, though she's not gaslighting me for S H I T. I do that to myself on the daily.>Freaky Sukuna smileI mean, depends on if Melitele is in her maiden, mother or crone form. 3 goddesses in 1, Lyrians STAY winning. Even in other universes.>Chuckles in house Steiner
>ShitsReally goes through you huh.
>>77870918This.
>>77870977That.
>>77870961>this idiot assuming they’re stupid enough to get involved
That is that and this is this
>>77871086naji i thought you went to bed
>>77871073Still a chickenshit thing to do, I bet a million they wouldn't have posted that if they're still awake. Not even defending the Milklord here, I just always think it's funny when people drag names into things when they can't prove it.
>>77871005so what do you even go by these days namewise? what is the name of that guy you keep posting?
>>77871100Avas who directly get involved in obvious shitposts are probably sub-100 IQ t b h
>>77870831
>>77871100What’s stopping them when they’re hiding on anon?
>>77871128Repost it when they're awake and find out. Dare you coward.
>>77871139>BDSM>lact with Rangiku and HarribelFuck. I do love the idea, but my Bleach knowledge is not up to par with playing that out. Still, I thank you for sharing that idea, and I want you to get it.
>>77871141You could make the argument Patty is still awake given her sleep patterns but no fucking way Revy or WHA would be up this late. Peeps need sleep dude.
>>77871196That wasn’t my point I’m saying anons shitpost regardless of who is around.
>>77871005Sadly, Athena is not someone I play. She has little to no art, but that's hardly an excuse when we have AI nowadays.Fun stuff.>Pet.I'm upset because Uber Eats just messed up my order and now I'm eating a pepperoni Subway instead of the Teriyaki chicken one I ordered.Meh.
>>77871249can you do one with hotaru basedpogging at gojo from jjk?
Draw an ava.
>>77871263In English please.
>>77871108Bugnon/Buggy seems to be the most common, and the dude is Gascon from the Thronebreaker game, part of the Witcherverse.>>77871249Uber eats is trash, so is any other service that delivers food. Always bungles up orders and then expects me to tip them out! Either way you should've made the sammich yourself you lazy bones>Is pet>Whacks you with a rolled up newspaper Funnily enough today I make like 80 chicken teriyaki skewers for my workers, my hands are clean but they still feel oh so marinated...And damn, sad to hear that evil crone has little artwork of her
>>77871315Cool, good to know. Thanks for the answer Buggy.
It's looking like dead hours again.
It's looking like comfy hours again.
>>778712906 hours in Photoshop.>>77871315Right now all the stores that sell food at this hour are closed, so I'm SOL.Whatever, I'm gonna try consuming this anyway.>Dies thanks to the smack.Like I told Byleth: She's a red flag but red is my favorite color.
>>77871393That's pretty decent Hoti.
>>77871322No problem anon, glad to be of some help>Pat pat>>77871393Dark blue would be mine, either way I know I could fix her but whatever's wrong with her is definitely hotter.Enjoy your meal>Revivify Also who the hell would call this a Deathbird, more like a... Dead bird
>>77871393More Red Flags than a Soviet Mayday Parade
>>77871427Thank you. Used a picture of her as reference.>Pet.>>77871431Thankfully I got some cheese and olive oil to make the food edible, so it should be fine.>Pet.And yes, that's why I like crazy/dangerous gals. >>77871480Speaking of which. I'll creampie Yumeko one of these days. >Pet.
>>77871493Perhaps literally if Hotaru is her first encounter...
>>77871507But girls can't creampie other girls...UNLESS....
>>77871539No I meant literally with an actual cream pie because she's the candy queen and pie is a food...
>>77871554...................J U S T
>>77871493Thank you for reminding me that I am fresh outta cheese... Adding that to the list of groceries to get...Not the biggest fan of olive oil, or olives, or anything to do with those bastard.Also damn, didn't know Hotaru would be a cruel bastard that would try to 1 up a goddess that stuffs her bra.>Munches on beef Wellington >>77871554>Slow golf clap
>>77871573Thank you, I'll be here all week. >>77871561>eats the candy
We are never going to get a Yumeko who does straight stuff, are we?
>>77871612I hate you so much.>Licks.>>77871573Hey now, Eris is cute. Hotaru is just trying to trick her into a deal involving candy and Aqua's servitude. Ahhh, I wanted something meaty and instead got slices of pepperoni. Not fair.>Growls.>>77871640Ask Byleth, she's right here.
>>77871640I think my first session with her long ago on 8 was straight.I like yuri sessions a lot, but I tend to lean bisexual. >>77871664>is licked
>>77871612Hope so, I enjoy a good dad joke>Flicks a single gold coin at the degenerate gambler>>77871664Poor Eris desu, such a good boss that has to deal with dickhead underlings.>Keeps munching on lean meatMmh, yeah that sucks sooooo much, imagine not eating leftover beef Wellington that's firmed up decently well, especially with a lil bit of mustard.>>77871640>>77871672Something something spaghetti something something wet
>>77871393qt π
>>77871640Nozocore post
These hotaru bug sorceress hours are fucking grim.
>>77871780Be the change you want to be! Post something!
>>77871780I'll play with you if you post a cute roleplay idea.
Nya nya.
>>77871841>Sprays you
>>77871736<3>>77871691Hey now, Aqua is cute but dumb...Man, I miss our OG Aqua. She was such a gorgeous cutiepie.
>>77871290
>>77871857Hotaru posting AI slop... I used to think you were cool.
>>77871867He's my AI senpai.
>>77871864>That fucking hat.Holy shit 10/10>>77871867Where have you been all this time? I've posted AI Slop ever since it was a thing!Here, my first Slop picture of Hotaru cosplaying 2B.
>>77871887D-D-D-DOES SHE LACTATE?!!?!?!??!?!?1??!!??!
>>77871887I've been not online at this hour of day for a long time. Regardless, real lame of you to do.
>>77871893Well, it's a little complicated but basically my idea would be set in-universe...
>>77871857I eanna brat aqua with a rolling pin, she's an absolute bitch, cute yeah but nothing more besides that.Also, I have no idea how the FUCK I can see out of this damn helmet
>>77871893>>77871908Oh you.Technically, the tits could be literal milk tanks: You open a hatch, pout the milk, and voila.>>77871897I can tell because I have always posted AI stuff since it became mainstream. Although I'm curious as to why people consider slop "lame". The last person I asked that said "because it's 4chan's general concensus" which confused me a bit (I found that dumb).
>>77871953The same way the Yorhas see with their visors, duh!>Pet.>>77871959Whoops, forgot my image.
>>77871847I'm never meowing again.
>>77871959Without getting into the moral argument, the fact remains that it invariably looks like dogshit as soon as you look for more than half a second. They're fluff. Cheap shitty sugar coating with nothing inside. Images made by real people will always look better, if only because there's actual personality to them.
Can we not get into another retarded argument tonight?
>>77871640You literally just did?
>>77871971You deserve it.
>>77871971>Sprays you
>>77871966What do you use to generate AI slop anyway?
>>77871966Hotaru, this is a whole ass solid fucking iron helmet, there is no HUD on the inside>Whack with mace>Accepts the pet>R1 spams>>77871971Technically you just meowed again>Hands you a can of tuna>>77872010Oh hey Caren>Pat pat
>>77871971How long have you been writing for?
>>77872004>he likes skub
>>77871986Ah, so it's more for the perceived quality. I see, I see.>>77872010Go back to bed. It's late for you!>Pet.>>77872034SDNext. I use WAI-NSFW-illustrious-SDXL, before that I used PonyXL.Also I make use of the Rance HGC LorA for styles.>>77872043Well, seems to me it's a skill issue from your par->Smacked.Fucking dies.
>>77872074Well, aside from that there's also the fact that generative AI represents a general decline in everything quality. But I'm assuming you aren't a business owner.
>>77872043Heya buggy.>Is pet petted.>>77872074Can't I wasted my post masturbation drowsy on reading manga then decided to check the thread.>Is pet.
>>77872074Not to dogpile or anything but you don't even have to say perceived quality, the models just ape whatever amalgamation of styles you feed into them so they'll almost always look worse than an actual artist's work, cheaper.
>>77871971what if i ask nicely
>>77872074>Point down>"Hey!">Crouch spam...>ResummonsYour mom's a skill issue. Sidenote Elden Ring id truly a lovely game, love the exploration and combat so far.>>77872089Ain't it like, super duper late for you? Go get some cookies and milk and go back to sleep young missy or Candyman will suck on your toes.
>>77872086If you wanted to give me money to pay for commission for characters without porn on Rule34 to entertain people who want to see lactation from anything with breasts, I would gladly pay artists for it. I bet every Ava, not just Double, pays for every image they use.We can discuss it on games and commercial products, but asking for 'souls' on the trash bin of 4chan, where the average writer is literally a 'get pregnant' coomer, is a step too far. You need to remove the pole inside ur-anus.
>>77872178Like the Ur-spider from MTG?!
>>77872012What the hell did I do?!>>77872018>Spays you.>>77872043I don't even like fish...>>77872048In general? Over 15 years.>>77872115Not even if you put on the ears and do the little dance. -Maybe- if you put on the forked tail.
>>77872086I actually work in the Healthcare Business as a programmer for Hospital systems, and we utilize a lot of AI-related tools on them. Actually, I was moved to the AI-focused team at my company, which is why I have been using it extensively.>>77872089Tsk, tsk... You are hopeless, Caren.>Snuggles, slips a picture I just generated your way.I'll forgive you if you tell me what Manga. >>77872114Don't worry about it; nothing has changed.>Pet.Reason why I keep it to one style in particular, otherwise it looks even worse. >>77872168Everyone worships Elden Ring but what about Sekiro?I enjoyed the Japanese aesthetic of the game plus seeing a friend lose his mind over the Headless Monkey was the funniest shit ever.
>>77872206Thank you
>>77872221So you're one of the people who made Luigi a reality.
>>77870827But if I filter milky and it seems like I'm ignoring him I'll get shitposted
>>77872200I had a Scion of the Ur-Dragon once, won it in a pauper tournament. Then the guys in the play group pissed me off, and I gave it back before blocking every single one of them.
>>77872247>>77870855
>>77872238Healthcare, not insurance... i hope.
>>778721684am to be exact but I'll probably fall asleep in an hour knowing me.And the heck...>>77872221Cute I suppose but that's my default state.And it's Fairy Tail 100 year quest since I'm catching back up kek. I am truly hopeless.
>>77872272Good morning Azula.
My favorite shitposter tactic is when they take a syllable from the target's name and replace it with "Shit" like they're 12 years old.
>>77872305Okay shitnon.
>>77872238>>77872260Like the other Anon said, Healthcare and not insurance. We work making computer systems and similar for Hospitals and Healthcare companies but we do not focus on Insurance stuff.>>77872272Well, will you look at that!>Smooch.Good to see you nack.>>77872286Of course you are cute! You are our precious Caren Hortensia!>Snuggleruffles.I heard of it before, a friend is crazy about Fairy Tail and obsessed about a character there. Personally, I don't read a lot of Manga except for Record of Ragnarok and Tenkaichi... I'm more of a Comics person, been reading "Predator KILLS The Marvel Universe".
>>77872305That Rumi calling everyone fagnon was funny too
>>77872221I mean, it was fine. Having a quirky item for each boss that turned it into basically ez mode was a wee bit annoying. Combat was quite fine and reminded me vaguely of MGR:R but the limit to being a pure dexfag was truly annoying, I finished the game but I don't think I'll ever revisit it.>>77872206You do-what?What the hell is wrong with you, fish is great, has good fats and it's nutritious, I was planning on making some tuna riceballs later but I guess YOU won't be getting any>Stare>>77872286You need sleep, or else you'll grow to look like gargamel and trust me, nobody wants to bang gargamel, not even his wife.
>>77872288Guten morgan, anon! Doing good? >>77872329Lovely to see you too, Hoho! >Smooch.
>>77872363Oh wow, welcome back Azula! How fares our favorite farmer?
>>77872325Ok, Shitzomi
>>77872374Shit...
>>77872363Ja, gut. Danke. Wie geht’s?
Breeding my wife!
>>77872385Very breedable wife you have there!
>>77872412Thank you! She's very sweet, kind and has a fat, wobbly ass I love ramming my hips against all day. I can't wait until I get her pregnant. Any day now!
>>77872370Waking up, need more coffee. How about you? Doing well, Milky?>>77872384Müde, aber gut! Suchen sie etwas, an~on?>>77872385Very cute wife.
>>77872422I'm glad you think so! You're a cute wife, too.
>>77872422The opposite. About to go to sleep. Now very sad I can't ask for Lippy love. May I ask for a Lippy Kissy maybe? Pretty please!Hope your day goes well, you are always such a hard worker!
>>77872329>Is snuggleruffled.I like it but it's pure garbage... My garbage though.Fair enough though we all have out preferences.>>77872345Damn... I'll probably head in in a bit.>>77872363Heya senpai, hope you've been well, was gonna check up on yuh soon actually but good to see you here.
How the fuck did a damn C H E S T send me to the Detroit Elden Ring? I did not sign up for this shit man.>>77872363Also hello there, nice to meet the mad empress of the fire nation
Was Kirk killed by a trans liberal or a conservative Republican? Can someone tell me the truth?
>>77872345>Imagine having to level up stats to beat bosses.This is why Wolf/Sekiro is the best protagonist of all the FromSoft games.Also, if the rumors are true, Malenia was supposed to be a Sekiro boss but was later sent to Elden Ring for whatever reason. >>77872363My week started perfectly with you showing your pretty face around!>Smooch.I hope life treats you well, Zula. Always glad to see you~>>77872452Well, I was never big on that Manga/Anime but the people who like it are chill, so it's cool.>Licks, pays you 5 bucks for it.So, besides Harry Potter what Western Media do you consume? I'm curious.
>>77872422Nein, aber danke!
>>77872474What I recall people went through his online history and found out the shooter was a gyroper
>>77872474He was collectively murdered by every liberal in America and us radical leftists must prostrate in front of Trump and conservatives and beg for forgiveness for existing. Also no violence against the left exists ever.
>>77872474Considering how quickly conservatives went from STRING HIM UP KILL HIM to "we must have sympathy for this tortured soul" it's definitely the latter
>>77872474Basedboy lefty with a tranny gf
>>77872452Ruining your body which is one of God's creations is a sin, or something like that>Pat patMake sure to get enough rest >>77872475I can both see that and also not, does sound like a fair bit of cope from unskilled n00bz who probably leveled dex like a bunch of fucking faggots, baka>Shakes head in giant dadWot ringz u got bithc???
>>77872474I felt worse for Haru passing away than him nanodesu
>>77872474It seems to me the guy grew up in a conservative Christian household. Then he got acquainted with some lefty types and thought to himself, "holy shit my life has been a lie, this conservatism thing is fucking fucked." >“Clearly, there was a lot of gaming going on, friends that have confirmed that there was kind of that deep, dark internet, Reddit culture and these other dark places of the internet where this person was going deep. You saw that on the casings … the meme-ification that is happening in our society today,” the Republican governor told NBC News, referencing the messages engraved on bullet casings in a rifle found near the deadly shooting. lol
>>77871971Nya for me.
These damn harlots arousing me so often... I'll make them pay for this once I learn to control this thing...
>>77872443Flattery will always get you somewhere in life! Well, I think you're a cute husband that deserves a cute wife! Hope you get the Bridget you're looking for! >>77872448Ah! Hope you get some sleep! Milky, you know I have a bad habit of deleting my folders when I disappear. So, sadly no Lippy fun right now for you. >>77872452Hallo kouhai! I've been doing, hope you've been doing well yourself! >>77872453Hello there, whomever you are! Nice to meet you. Hope you've been having fun in the thread, which from what I can tell you have!
>>77872475>Smooches again.I hope life treats you well too, Hoho! Always nice to see you too.>>77872476Schade, aber das ist okay! Ich wünsche dir einen wunderschönen tag/abend!
>>77872567Thank you! I'll keep asking around or think up a fire scenario someone might like. You're such a sweetie pie for an evil lightning slinger.>Kissu
>>77872567:')Oh well, I'll just be patient for it then. You're worth it. Nighty Azula
>>77872475That is also fair I suppose.>Charges double for sudden lick.Hard to say since I watch a lot of cartoons and stuff I guess.>>77872505You may be right...>Is pat patted.Will do though.>>77872567I have I have! Always ice to see senpai around.
>>77872505What I'm saying is: Sekiro needs more skill than Elden Ring and I will die on that hill.>Flicks.>>77872575Been doing excellent, thankfully. Life is good and I'm grateful for that!>Kisses the Fox as both her bespectacled husband and her sister-wife Snake.>>77872601I'm always right~>Pays you again. Damn golddigger nun.Oh right, I also haven't forgotten the Hermione X Luna thing with the Centaurs I mentioned a while back.
>>77872583I wish the best of luck! If I knew more about Bridget I'd take you up on your idea. Oi! Who are you calling sweetie pie you ultra sweet sweetie pie! >Kissu kissu.>>77872588Sorry about that, Milky. Sweet dreams and don't let the milk bugs bite!>>77872601Wunderbar! Always nice to see you too, my very perverted kouhai!>>77872614That's good to hear! >The good wife would kiss her bespectacled husband and sister-wife, but sadly her folder is along Lippy in the shadow realm...Don't give me that look, everybody knows I delete my folders the same way the Congolese had their hands deleted under Belgium rule. Would anybody like to play? Or is it too early in the morning/evening for people?
>>77872614>Accepts pats like the dirty golddigger she is.Heh yes I remember too, those two can have either magical lesbian fun or centaurs too, either work for me honestly, always nice to have options.>>77872649It's why I get along nicely with my perverted senpai! It's just nice knowing you're fine, and looking for some fun too. Hopefully you get some.
>>77872567Likewise, I usually go by Bugnon, or Buggy, either or works well enough. It's definitely been quite the experience compared to the /heals/ thread, though thankfully it seems I get along, somewhat, with most the folks here>Pat pat>>77872601Good, how will you tend to your flock if you do not tend to yourself priestess?>>77872614I'd say they're 2 different skills that are somewhat related, but overall, the limitations imposed on the Tarnished are harsher than mr weeb man and I'd argue that Elden Ring is harder early to mid game while sekiro maintains a nice constantly rising skill ceiling.>Flicked>Blushes>Flicks back
>>77872649>Oh, it's completely fine! Still, it's good to see you all the same!>Pictures or not, they still get smooched and probably dragged to another threesome!<3>>77872685Well, maybe we can do both: They decide to be gay in the Forbidden Forest... and then out of nowhere, a Centaur appears and they decide to use him as a meat (horse) dildo.
>>77872709>Is flicked.Owww, asshole!>Bites you hard.But yeah I can see the appeal for Elden Ring too... I will admit the following: Sekiro is lacking in the waifus department. It has Emma, Divine Child and... that's it.Oh, Kuro too if you are as gay as I am.
>>77872685Perverts of a feather flock together. It's nice knowing you're doing good too! Hopefully I'll get some nice thick cock, perhaps attached to something that walks on four legs. Big fat knot? Womb crushing flare? Something. >>77872709Ah, Bugnon. Okay, okay. That's nice to hear you've been fitting in the best you can, I know this thread can be a bit chaotic at times. >Pats back.>>77872713>You won't see Tamtam complaining about another threesome with people she loves!>The fire princess is going to complain about the noise again tho.
>>77872272Is she riding someone here?
>>77872709I shall be taking the advice then.>>77872713Perhaps but each seem like their own separate ways to have fun with it to me.>>77872758Man now I can go for some of that when I'm not tired... maybe rim a sexy horse into fucking me until I'm too full of his cum to think...Anyways thread heading to bed now so be blessed and safe until we meet again. Nighty night yall see you folks.
>>77872786Goodnight!>Smooch.We can discuss the semantics later, go rest now.>>77872758>Of course not! She has a duty as a wife/concubine... and she has to keep Kiyo from accidentally killing the Penguin!
>>77872726>Is bittenHaangh~>The fruit bites backEh waifu's aren't my cup of tea, rarely if ever have I felt such a thing for any fictional women save a few, and Queen Meve is riiiight on top of that list, goddamn that woman is unbelievable attractive.>>77872758Eh I fit in nicely with fellow degenerates, the random anons here have been decently helpful in educating me on what not to do, been trying to keep relationships amicable at worst, succeeding for the most part>The hand that doth pat is patted back>>77872786Good>Rolls the priestess into a blanket>Plops priestess roll onto bedNini and sweet dreams~
>>77872649That's really sweet of you! That picture already makes me want to fold you and get to making fire nation babies. If I wasn't liable to pass out on you we would be doing a lot more than just kissing...
>>77872781Ja, riding (You). >>77872786See, you already know what I'm thinking of. Now go get some sleep, you silly goose!>>77872795>Well, sometimes Kiyo is in the right for wanting to murder the Penguin. Buuuut, she'll make sure the serpent doesn't kill him. >...Didn't say anything about stopping her from giving him a burn or two, or three. >>77872820Wunderbar! All you can do is try to find your place in the ecosystem and hope some eyeball parasite doesn't hijack your body. Unless that stuff is what you like, then go hog wild! >Pats the hand that pats back, and now we're about to enter a patting loop that'll have no end. >>77872821And that picture already wants me to be a loving wife that only thinks of her husband's coc-I mean heart. Yes, heart. No bed breaking, womb shattering, toe curling sex that leads to babies...but alas, sleep is an important part of life. If you weren't going to pass out, I'd drain you dry.>Might even do that when you're slee~ping.
>>77872858>See? That's why Kiyo is more than happy to break the whole "No Marrying Again" rule: Because Tama is there with her~>... and because she can torture the Penguin at times! Besides, how lucky of her to marry the same guy as her best friend!
>>77872858subby futa princess
>>77872858God you're making it so hard to be responsible. Maybe just a quick round of baby making sex with my firecracker wife's thick butt. How can anyone get that kind of teasing and not feel like they've been pent up for days?! Let's tongue kiss while we make some kids...
>>77872820>Waifus aren't your cup of tea............>Turns around.
>>77872858I've no idea what my place in the ecosystem is but it's definetly comfy, and that's quite a rude way to describe pretty ladies>Thwacks you over the head with a rolled up wanted posterDunno about hogs but I've definitely gone dog wild, or wolf wild? Eh who cares you get what I mean.>Pat pat>Accidentally invades East Germany >...>I mean Poland Also never thought I'd agree with royalty but Marie Antoinette definitely had a point when she said "let them eat cake">>77872901Not usually no, wait are you crying?
>>77872905You hurt my feelings, Buganon. Here I thought we were kindred souls....I'm kidding.I mean, I don't play the games for waifus but it's a detail I usually keep in mind. Hah.>Pet, pet.
Cheef giving Box the Dutch oven with slimy Beanee Weenee braps
>>77872881>Small bit of torture is fine and it even spice things up!, However, we can't just put him in a bell and roast him alive like that dumb bastard years ago...You DID tell the Penguin about that, right? >>77872893Why yes, I'll happily play a subby futa! You want some?>>77872897Hmmmm~ Kissing my loving husband, our tongues rolling around as you flood my thick ass with your hot seed. Come on, you know you want to do it. Break my ass, crush my womb, rape my eggs and guts with your fertile seed...>On a serious note, sleep is very good and being responsible is also good for both health and mind. One should always be responsible, even if it's not as fun.>>77872905Rude way to describe pretty ladies? I don't think broodsac parasites care to be called pretty ladies, and I know for sure that cute little bugger from Alien Earth surely doesn't care.>Snorts, before zapping your cock. Ja, ja. >East Germany>Poland>You mean Großgermanisches Reich der Deutschen Nation! Let them eat cake so they can have cake! She knew what she was talking about. >Also, she literally meant giving the peasants cake from the castle because they were starving, not like it would have helped at all considering all the other problems, but still.
>>77872985>slimy Beanee Weenee brapskek
>>77872227You're welcome.>>77872345Sprouts and raw potatoes are good for you too, yet you won't see me eating those either. I'll stick to a chicken salad.>>77872530Ask nicely and I might spit in your mouth.
>>77873007>The Penguin knows about that! He's an insufferable bookworm, so he read it all about Tamamo and Kiyo from the legends, so is simply natural he's cautious around them... >... and more the reason to keep them happy with expensive gifts.
>>77873007You're such a tease! I'll be responsible but next time we're cracking that bed and I'm folding you over your toes will be touching the pillow you're resting your head on. Your Hubby's monster cock crushing that high born pussy raw and making sure you're carrying a bunch of my brats. All the fat, potent spunk you can milk out of me hard at work making you a broodmother.>BEING RESPONSIBLE NOW. Will still probably stay up to read your next message though. Stupid, sexy Azula...
>>77872921I'd also hurt your cheeks but alas, Elden Ring is my current mistress, and the whole waifu thing is just something I unfortunately never got, too much of a cultural difference betwixt us Balkaners and the rest of the internet.>Bites the hand that pets>>77873007Personally I prefer "that useless part around the vagina" but I guess that also suffices, no idea what the heck Alien Earth is tho>Cock is zapped>...but it refused!>Arousal has tripledY'know I somewhat hate that I completely understood that wordsalad of German terms, that's what I get for having worked at a baustelle. The odds of you being in a house I helped build is low, but NEVER zero.She was really detached from reality, though the quote is unfortunately, fake...Also cake CAN be used to describe fertilizer, specifically during a certain state.>Bites neck>>77873014You disappoint me, greatly, how the hell have you not eaten raw root vegetables? Smh
>>77873014>Ask nicely.Impossible.>Hands you this instead.Which ZZZ girls do you like? And no gushing, you're weird when you gush.
>>77873079>Puts it aside for later use.Belle, of course. How could it not be her? They really expected me to act normal when she calls you bro and acts all gid->No gushing.Fine.Belle, Orphie, and Miyabi are probably my favorites.
>>77873052>Hence why he's still alive with all the highly dangerous women around him. One misstep and BAM! Penguin's turned into a vest or a toad or a flaming marshmallow, or something just as terrible. >Does he have a death wish?>>77873056...See, now I want you to not be responsible and fuck me silly. Folding me in half, spearing me with that monster cock that's literally crushing and breaking my royal pussy till it's a flooded mess, and nine months later popping out all those brats before doing it again and again. >broodmother.You just have a way with words, don't you?~ Ufu! Now, bed time. >Even though I wish I was in bed, with you, being fucked silly till my either my body or mind breaks. Stupid, sexy hubby...>>77873069A show, that deals with parasites. There's one that rips out your eyeball, forces itself into your eye socket and hijacks your brain. A true cutie pie if I ever say one. >...Oh god, not again.Pfff! Well, I live across the pond so the chances are very, very low but not zero. Most nobility, hell even rich people nowadays, actually scratch that a lot of people in general, are detached from reality. Ah, that it can. >Smack.Did I say you could bite me? Nein.
>>77873069Truly, the Balkans is a mysterious place... like the Sandbox and PvP area of the world mixed into one. >Bites back.Raaargh!>>77873137>A death wish? Not at all! >He's just lucky... of having such a wondrous Harem with Kiyo, Tama, Five Onryo, Shrine Maidens, Youkai.... and many other things! Hooray~!>Smooches.Time for bed. Goodnight.
>>77873161>Sounds like a death wish to me.>Smooches.Get some sleep and sweet dreams, Hoho. I'll probably head off soon myself. Try again later today or tomorrow. Meh!
>>77873137Ooh, fancy, definetly gonna steal that and implement it somewhere in my ongoing D&D sessions, also adding THAT onto my eventual need to watch things... Grumble grumble the list just keeps getting longer>Phase 2 pp bossFunnily enough I've also worked there, well, "worked" but I was actually just helping some people and then after a few weeks I just randomly got money in my bank account, just don't tell the IRS... Though I do genuinely hate having to work with rich people, and engineers, and office workers, hell a lot of pencil pushers I do hate... Fuckers making my job harder with dumb rules and shit.>Is smacked>SmirksNope but I am a bandit, so I take what I want~>A second bite has hit the neck >>77873161Dude, I shit you not, I got tinnitus at age 7 from throwing rocks into a minefield with one of my buds, my childhood was W H A C K. It is an actual fucking miracle that I am alive
>>77873198Something like that could easily be seen as a wizard's experiment, Mind Flayer experiment, some terrible thing hiding in the darkness. I very much enjoy it. Transhumanism, aliens, corporations, knowing full well it's all going to end badly and there's nothing you can do but watch on. >Sure, let's say phase 2 pp boss. Ah, well I won't tell the IRS since I'm in the northern part of North America. I get rules, but sadly they like to have rules that are utterly stupid and want you to follow them, but it's all okay if they break said rules. >Scowls. And I know what's good in life.>She hisses from the bite, before index and middle finger joined together. A small blue flame the size and shape of a knife erupts from her tips, before it's pointed to his pants. Crushing your enemies, seeing them driven before you and hearing the lamentation of their women. >Who wants some roasted wieners? I DOOO~O!
>>77873269Oh don't worry I already know what faction I'll be using it for, the big evil faction compromised of eldritch abominations that wish to end existence as they exist outside of reality and the mere act of being is agony to them, very body horrory~Even had my players at one point asking for a break due to the horros™, made me quite proud>Put pressure on the PP as there are 2 more phasesEeeeh I get it, it's kinda how we have some rules, laws and practices that are required by law, but nobody makes sure they're followed, which begs the question if it even IS a real law... Bureaucracy is one hell of a bitch eh Azula?>A momentary retreat is made, the biting ceasesNot so big on the whole "crushing them into nonexistence" seeing as I need my clients to keep on living so I can keep on robbing them>Instead of a bit, a gentle peck is placed upon her Royal Hogh and Mightyness' neck, peck peck
