Location: Drought lands.> Once a thriving city, then a drought kicked in. Many had already migrated elsewhere. Don't be fooled by the stagnant water pools.https://youtu.be/nDS8zQc8w5s?si=4WG3OOXgAeC9SFZA>We periodically host a web-based battle royale that can include anything and anyone. Shenanigans ensue, and some people attempt to write it into semi-coherent narratives, playing the part of the characters within! Check here for additional details:https://pastebin.com/Jvn6ZnqFhttps://brantsteele.net/hungergames/disclaimer.php>For live feedback on hosting, codes, new hype events, or just here for fun shitposting the public Discord is where the fun happens. Just jump in:https://discord.gg/Tx7PwhUx7EPrevious thread:>>77905105
>>77911412Don't forget that SAW is like a month away
>>77911412W-What's wrong with the water?~~>>77911473I am prepared.~~
OH SURVIVORSHIIIIIIIIIIIITSWHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THE REUNION WAS ALL YEAR LONGWHICH ONE OF YOU IS ACTUALLY NEW?
>>77911473I am not prepared
>>77911450Oh really.. I guess it was just anon shit talk all along. Wonder how long that's gonna last. 4chan is going to court over your new laws I think.>>77911488I can tell from the nose that he's a jew. Did u kill him?>>77911507
>>77911614Link kills that mf a lot
>>77911614Killed, sealed, etc.Ganon comes back alot though.
>>77911553PREPARE
>>77911682But I don't know who to use though
>>77911473OH MY HECKIN DISCORD REUNION WEEEKEND BUT WITH MORE SURVIVOR TRANNIES PRETENDING TO BE NEWFAGS
>>77911675>>77911653How does the cunt keep coming back? I'm a spirit, I can be re-summed but he is no heroic spirit
>>77911693Mmmm well pick someone from a series that you like!
>>77911704Depends on the game.Sometimes he just kinda reappears.Sometimes his twin moms do a summoning ritual to bring him back.Sometimes he was sealed away and breaks the seal.He's a dick.
>>77911704He and Link are reincarnated over generations, he started as this guy, Demise
>>77911426>rapes you>you like this>>77911473Is this just the /b/ stuff but longer or is there some different rule set?
the nanosecond that gerudo ass is reincarnated as a girl it's over
>>77911821The ruleset is there is no ruleset
>>77911821I think less guessing who focus and more just play and you don't have to reveal if you don't want to
>>77911832If Ganondorf is reincarnated as a girl, he'll just become Gerudo chick #4589.
>>77911821Oh fuck yes~
>>77911507It's Dasani water, drink it at your own risk.
Lurkers?
>>77911756Oh shit, it devil akuma...>>77911736>mommy summonSomething similar happened to me. Artoria summoned me to form the Knights of the Lion King.
>>77911856Ah I see, /b/'s is more focused on not getting caught and /trash/'s is more focused on having a new avatar for a bit and having a clean slate.>>77911989I love you. Let's get married.
Excuse me, I have a question.
>>77912051you can knock yourself off denny
>>77912051Ask
>>77912101>>77912106Why does sanic get to imbregante the dangan boipussi and make it boipreggers?
>>77912136idk denny but get me a pancake
>>77911995https://youtube.com/shorts/j4SvEFyfuOo?si=n0L4Q6Y__o3e_wHF>>77912005https://youtu.be/5QIQ5QHqDbw?si=ORexL0LJY5vZf872
denny sucking my large cock
how's a german dude named denis?
>>77912160>Allegedly Kevin Nash was stabbed for real during filming, but no sold it.>If it hit his quads he'd crumble like the steaming summer of 92.
>>77912206her last gf was galileo
>>77912145Is that what Denny's sells? Pancakes? I never knew what kinda restaurant it was.>>77912206I'm named after the greek god of wine.
>>>/b/939916624>>>/b/939916624>>>/b/939916624
>>77912246yes pancakrs it's fire i been bored fucking with yall for months
>>77912242May it's you!Not surprising u found Jules' first name.
What.... WHAT THE F U C KYou mean to tell me he'll ride that deviantart sanic ass cock and put a ring on it but he won't even look at me when I offered to let him tuck?!??FUCK THIS GAY EARTH
>>77912269:)
>>77912211Really? This is the first time I'm hearing about this.
>>77911995Jokes on you... I LIKE Dasani!~~
>>77912292>92>Oh dear god.>>77912293No you don't.
>>77912136Hmm... because he initiated it? Idk>>77912246Ahh, Dionysus :)
Rolling
>>77912317I mean they wouldn't sell it if nobody liked it right?~~
>>77912274Bro I feel u..>>77912288U evil lil shitter!
>>77912345Going to let you think about that one for a bit.
>>77912005>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVWU6NyW0mU
>>77912005>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfiIeXC4Di4>Hope I am not too late into the night, tonight.
>>77912383>Sips Dasani.
>>77912563You disgust me in a way that isn't humanly possible.
>>77912317You know what you must do [B]enomBut he was stabbed in that scene? I don't remember reading or hearing about it.
>>77912534>>77912563>>77912599>Fingerpoints
>>77912599https://www.thesportster.com/kevin-nash-near-death-experience-marvel-punisher-thomas-jane-stabbed/>Just don't ask me what happened in 92.
>>77912583It's a good thing I'm not human then!~~>>77912652Yus.~~
>>77912669Fine, than you disgust me in a way that isn't inhumanly possible.
>>77912652>>77912599>>77912669>Is tonight the night those stars align?
>>77912326Harley a clever gurl!
>>77912690Chill out, man. Drink some water.~~>>77912699Yesh, I don't remember whose turn it was though.~~
>>77912738Oh I know my Greek mythos :3
>>77912777This is why we don't interact on the norm. Now get out of here and go play with beard guy and others.
>>77912811Only thing I know is Warhammer, Tekken and Sex
>>77912837How about.. SLAUGHTER KILL MAIM MURDER
>>77912900Yeah that's good too, unless it involves drinking Dasani water.
>>77912652>>77912699I believe it was my turn.Give me a moment.>>77912654Damn.Def gotta read this and send this to my parents, bros and sisters.What happened in 92?
>>77912136Because everyone wants to fuck sonic
Did you know Jim Steinman was writing a Batman musical before he died? And he wanted Meatloaf in it. Ain't that a weird one. Meatloaf actually did a performance of one of the songs, which I believe was meant for Carmine on one of his albums. ANYWAY [First 24] you're going to Gothic Ham Cityhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK4H-LkrQjQ
>>77913000Ori(M)>>73819390>>73819905>[He'd like to travel with them. These three can lead to some wacky adventures! But something came to Ori's mind, clapping his hands together. Conjuring up a blade of light, Ori carves into the dirt, a silhouette of a humanoid figure, with a canine head. Based on the lanky appearance, who or whatever Ori drew must be pretty tall.]>[Pointing to the drawing, uttering a brief howl. Seems like this stranger is important to the Spirit.]
>>77912949The only thing we will be drinking is BLOOD while reaping skulls for Khorne!>>77913000Skarbrand, the Exiled One
>>77913000Sammy BoyGonna try to sleep. Replace if someone needs a spot.
>>77913000Lace
>>77913000Fujiwara no Mokou
>>77913000Sonic.exe
>>77912993Well I don't, you have dick cheese.That reminds me of last time in dft. SomeAnons were talking about letting their dickcheese accumulate and drying it to then eat it.
>>77913000Harley Quinn
>>77913000Playre2 Chihiro Fujisaki
>>77913000Alpha1918
>>77913000The Human Bomb
>>77913000Loona Wolf>Checkers!!!
>>77913000Master Chief
>>77913335What the fuck did I just read...
>>77913451Trust me, I had the same reaction. There is a dude who lets his dick crust up to the max.
>>77913000Ruriko
>>77913000Consul X
>>77913000Jibril>>73819390>>77912699A collision of worlds... how does one navigate in such chaos?>She's doesn't quite get the full implications yet, but she believes the soldier, given the strange landscape she finds herself in. A shame about the flowers gifted by >>77913036 though, they might not be able to transport them just yet.>>77913036>This little guy is full of tricks as always.Hm... someone you know? A warning..?>The flügel will be on the lookout for tall wolf-men either way.
>>77913000F
>>77913000seemjchecked
>>77913000Morrigan Aensland
>>77913544Hey lady, u look mighty fine. Want some ice cream?
>>77913000Typhon Anthrophantasmus
>>77913000Corzo White
>>77913000Garp the Fist
>>77913595Strawberry ice cream...~~Yes pls~~
>>77912975>I'm not strong enough to tell you.>Ask Lilith.>>77913046Sounds good to me.
>>77913036Gendarme Grenadier
>>77913000CM Punk
>>77913719missed
>>77913429https://youtu.be/hIN9yYguhJ8?si=x5HRkV5y0wTiZwoIAlso MB overestimated life energy. After game we can continue if you're up to it.>>77913719>
>>77913000...
>>77913000CIA
>>77913839That's it! You are telling us who the fuck you are, right fucking now!
Are you retarded? I'm the goddamn Batman.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3QgS93ecas>>77913046You're gonna make me miss Kreig if you keep it up.>>77913691>>77912975Kevin Nash took it up the pooper in '92.>>77913741NEON LIGHTSNOBEL PRIZEWHEN A MIRROR SPEAKSTHE REFLECTION LIES
>>77913810>It's cool, it was getting late anyway. Plus I don't know if you saw it but Reichtag joined in the RP at the end of it so we might have to wait for him too.
>>77913867Relax, Fred... You'll win eventually.
>>77913872Let's steal their milk!
>>77913691>>77913872Oh. That explains why venom said he wasn't strong enough.
>>77913872BRING IT ON!
>>77913872If I get bloodbathed it's your fault Lil.
>>77913872Oh boy. Kid gloves on. Really don't wanna make him angry.
>>77913872Ready. >As ever, the SPARTAN dual-wielding his SMGs in preparation.
WELCOME TO THE GLOOMY, RAIN-SWEPT STREETS OF GOTHAM! A fantastic setting for mystery, crime, and noir adventure that will be completely waisted because DC writers are hacks and they only care about The Jonkler and who he's going to Jonkle this week.>>77913924You're safe. Can't say the same for Chihiro though.
>>77913986FUCK'S SAKE
>>77913986Could I get away?
>>77913986I'll just link up with SHADE and they can explain everything when I'm done!>Apologizing is easier than asking permission? If nothing else, at least he can probably fly a helicopter, since he can fly military jetcraft.
>>77913986My favorite phase of the game. SPILL BLOOD FOR KHORNE
>>77913986>Priority one: get out of the killzone, the petty officer making good on a hasty exfil or the area.
oh my youtube shorts
>>77913872>[Ori is ready!]>>77913986>[Leaping from lamp post to lamp post. Ori escapes!]>>77913891(Got a reply for you and him. Don't know if he's around now. So waiting time.)
>>77913986Welp, the ears are a dead giveaway but otherwise I look good!~~
Moku gets her world rocked while Morrigan unleahes the CHADOWBWEY spam on another unsuspecting victim. SOULFISH and CHADOWBWEY remain the two most annoying moves the bat twins poses. ...I mean Morrigan and Lilith not, not like, Batman's actual kids, they're both bat themed but I mean like- y'know what, nevermind, let's get back to the game.
>>77914114No one expects the Arkham inquisition!
>>77914114>[Ori will stick to the high ground. Leaping from lamp post to signs. He'll be the scout.]
>>77914091>Sweet. I'm probably going to head to bed after the game if he doesn't show though since I have work tomorrow morning. >>77914114>Surely Cortana could resolve any of his Riddles easily enough, what with her being a "Smart" AI and all.
>>77914114>Not many hiding places here, should be easy enough for this team.
Several of our vigilantes and villians make pilgrimage to Crime Alley to pay their respects to the Wayne Family. Maybe a show of respect will keep Batman off their backs? Probably not.Meanwhile over at the park, CM Punk's been put on ice, but that's not exactly news. He's been getting froze out ever since he left RoH.
>>77914114You payed her to do this, didn't you!?
>>77914174>Looks like Cortana came through for her SPARTAN after all by solving that oddball's puzzle(s). And thusly they were rewarded for it!
>>77914174>[His healing magic will cure the disease. But still Harley......... This is /ss/.....]
Much like in the actual comics, the Lazarus Pit serves as an annoying and convoluted way to remove all tension and consequence from the story, thus dragging this thing even longer and wasting everyone's time.At least one of you had the courtesy to stay dead.
>>77914174
>>77914267>COIN op was a-go, albeit with unusual "operatives" in the group, the petty officer not entirely trusting them even as allies...
>>77914267
>>77914174>>77914243>>77914267I will not stand for these slanderous lies.. :3
>>77914267>>77914330Aww shit, that was my death wasn't it :/
>>77914114...I'm gonna punch him when I'm done. I hate this.>Booksmarts does not mean riddle-smarts.>>77914174>His parents told him about this one when he was a kid. Still sounds terrible.
The League of Assassins really needs better opsec. Actually, everyone does considering how fast the press got here. At this rate it won't be long before Vic Sage and Jack Ryder show up. Especially considering the police just showed up to dredge that body out of the lake.
>>77914267>[He was scarred mentally and physically from the last event. To rid himself of this fear, the person behind it must perish!]>>77914330>[You scarred the glowing forest spirit. So he must get rid of you. Lest that fear will be stuck with him every time he sees you.]
>>77914387>So this is where Batman's parents died...
>>77913036>And the guard was just as happy to take him along to act as a walking sustenance for these fragile... Fire Flowers?Eh?>Seemed the critter was full of surprises; the controlled lightshow was enough to give Oslo pause, but it existed to facilitate Ori's artistic expression! A wolfman? That->Sounded faintly familiar to him, but he couldn't quite put his finger on how or why. Rumor had it such creatures lurked the shifting locations, less feral than their appearances would outwardly suggest yet dangerous were they in an agressive mood. Maybe one of his cohorts said something about one? Efforts to ponder would be challanged from the after effects of his recent rough landing, causing the grenadier to rub at his temples in seemingly-vain contemplation.That...>>77913544Ah!>Jibril's words would be enough to drag him back to the now, or at least toward something fresher on his mind.When I became a fighter, they gave me a special machine that is able to tell the distance between me and any of my teammates, no matter what crops up in between us! Did it...>Working through the partially-mangled utility belt encompassing his midsection, Grenadier Oslo would attempt to reach for something while diagnosing his compartments.>0-3; Eventually, he would come upon the mangled remains of this communicator, having born the brunt of his brutal skipping across space and time to get here! The partial casing of something yellow and boxy would be unveiled, shedding additional fragments upon each additional manipulation as its beholder scowled.>4+; What would come to pass would be the machine in quesiton, miraculously remaining intact in spite of participating in cushioning its owner's fall across existence, having at worse suffered some superficial scrapes along an edge of its yellow, rectangular case.>>77913719>>77913800>>77913810>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTQmfJo7Gzw
>>77914387... Uhh...~~>She can't tell if the mystery figure has dozed off or not!
>>77914390I don't know where you got the herp from, but it wasn't me..
Y'know I liked Arkham Asylum, but if I can make one complaint, it's that the whole "Batman is immune to Titan because uhh he's just too strong for it" feels a bit like batgod wankery. Alpha1918 lacks batgod wankery, or wankery of any kind for that matter, so she dies rather horribly.
>>77914444>Nice quads. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxzhpEbbnKk
>>77914387>>77914415Their skulls had to be taken to Khornes throne eventually. If you don't watch out, yours shall decorate it next.>>77914458I need me some more death events please
>>77914444!!!!
>>77914387>[Ori digs a grave. Placed the nameless assassin inside the grave, planting a flower in the center.]>>77914447>[Survey and meta game knowledge points to you clown! Don't worry, Ori can purify himself! Not sure about you, but he'll be fine.]>>77914458>[Shouldn't they just use the human bomb...? Not that Ori would want to, risky play.]
>>77914390I'm going to do weird stuff to Ori's butt and you can't stop me!
>>77914458Glad to have you aboard. >That went double for the Admiral and Grenadier. Plus it was nice to have an angel on their side to boot. >Now to find the others... >>77914489Maybe. But I won't be joining them. >At least not anytime soon! Or so the SPARTAN dared.
>>77914498
>>77914498>>77914522I lol'd.
ECKS puts those fat fucking hands to good use, although he'll probably need a new set of gloves after this.Skarbrand meanwhile is subjected to whacky slapstick havoc, possibly featuring Ertha Kit and Frank Gorshin. This is Cegorach's fault somehow.>>77914489You and me both pal. This Lazarus Pit shit is getting old.
>>77914571Look at this shit ririth.. that's the 2nd time my SKARBRAND has injured himself cause he gets bored. He is starting to shed his own blood...
>>77914478>>77914496>Danke!>>77914571My flügel senses are telling me that was rhetorical question.~~
>>77914458
>>77913872I like the cut of the outline of that guy.>It hadn't yet dawned on rookie guard that he had wandered into severe danger.>>77913986>>77914091Hey, there you are! I think trouble found us...>Oslo offered Ori a position on his shoulder. Would he take it?>>77914114I am A-OK miss, unless you mean my back aches?>>77914174Meu face!
>>77914571>Hopefully they could solve the Riddle on why this guy was a terrorist. And put him away for good at that!
Y'know, for the most violent, dangerous, crime-ridden city in America, Gotham has been surprisingly peaceful so far. I've even had to skip several slides where nothing happened.If only there was some kind of... event... where everyone had to fight.... like they were in some kind of arena.... like some kind of... arena event... maybe on the next slide....
>>77914625C'mon gaaame... lemme kill something so I can do my capslock screaming about blood and skulls and shit... c'moooon
>>77914267Is my launcher dragging again? Man, no wonder they usually recruit from the tall guys...>>77914387Ei->The grenadier appeared to be suffering from a case of camera shy, giving the audiance an awkward wave as he tried to think of something to say.Uh, the Gendarmes of the Arena say, "Drink Ovaltine!">>77914458"Inmates?" Whose prison is this?>>77914571>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpBLyDZRJDU>>77914625>Though he would attempt to say something witty, the guard was too busy trying to spit out a mouthful of his opponent's containment suit!
>>77914625What was that?
>>77914625What do you have to report? >Thus far, the teamups hadn't netted the anti-terrorist commando much in the way of eliminations. Especially that Riddler bloke...
>>77914656I also like screaming about shit, I have a big gl-ass of it right now
Ah, there we go, as usual Amanda Waller fucks everything up for everyone. At least THE HUMAN BOMB might get to see some of his old friends from First Strike before he dies.Anyway, we've now come to our final three! Who will be the next Dark Knight? PLACE YOUR BETS NOW!>Master Chief, the superior soldier? >Sonic.exe, that mysterious mafioso? >Skarbrand, who should really have Ragman and Simon Dark kicking his ass by now but I guess they're busy
>>77913544>[Warning? Ori nods. Not a Warning? Must be friend! How many tall humanoids are there with wolf heads. Spoiler: it's the corgi.]>[Her comment about worlds colliding together, has some turth to it. However there is something to note, the spirits glow dimmed. He looks fine, but not as bright.]>>77914432>[As long as the Ori remains these fire flowers will be amped up. Yet take a note on how Ori's natural glow dimmed, he looks fine on the outside, but he isn't as bright as before. Perhaps Ori has a limit on how much energy he can offer.]>>77914611>[Reminder Ori is about 75cm in height. So it will be a sligh impact once Ori jumped off and lands on the guard's shoulder.]>>77914571>[Anything for plants or promoting the growth of fruits.]>>77914625>[Once more, hopping from lampost to sign. Ori acts like a scout.]
>>77914625>>77914673>You see, if that actually happened, this section of city would be a stain right now.>>77914728Wait, is that friggin' Deadsh->Goddammit Waller.
>>77914728>Oh no, the Chief really went and did a damnhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiB6_AQM70k>With the Grenadier!
>>77914728>Also don't forget that Jim Corrigan and Jason Blood live in Gotham too.
>>77914728Evens SkarOdds exeGetz Chief
>>77914728But I'm not a DJ
>>77914728>[This game.... why...? Ori's too young for this. But the ice bitch came and delivered a frost kiss to the Spirit. A glowing ice statue he becomes.](John Halo Bet.)
>>77914728Finally some MURDER! Bleed them dry and tear their flesh from bone while they hang! Make them SUFFER!I'm coming for you, Chief..>I mean we all know chief gonna job big time..
>>77914728>Odds Chief>Evens Sonic>Gets Skarbrand
>>77914768>>77914797>>77914842Bzzzt>>77914785Ding ding dinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3ZajYoNHm4>>77914762Hell, Zatanna and Blue Devil hang out in Gotham all the time too. And there's doors to the Oblivion Bar literally like, every five feet, you basically trip over them if you're not careful. Really the whole JLD/Shadowpact team is slacking pretty bad here.
No fucking way CHIEF WINS A GAME IT IS NOT HAPPENING
>>77914797You're on. >And so the Chief slayed the SOB here >>77914853 along with the so-called God.
>>77914853>>77914871>>77914797https://youtube.com/shorts/lhvumoOR3bU?si=cheen58V__AmTUfN
>>77914853>One off...Thank you for the game Lilith! :3>>77914873Congrats Master Chief!
HE IS VENGENCEHE IS THE NIGHTHE IS YOUR WINNER, MASTER CHIEF!
>>77914873CARDWINTAKEWGRERGERGWG
>>77914889>>77914931>[Thumbs up from Ori!](Congratulations to Captain King.)(Thanks for the game, Lilith.)
>>77914873You entertained me well and came out victorious. It matters not where the blood flows from, Khorne is smiling today. Now bring Khorne my skull, soldier..Gg frens
>>77914853>Mystics, only get involved when they're strictly needed. Which they weren't, here.>>77914871https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8XbI9aJOXk>>77914889>Congratulations.>>77914931>And thank you.
>>77914889Congrats Master Chief.>Thanks for hosting!
>>77914889Good job there big green.>>77914931Now come'r you dumb bat!
>>77914889GG everyone, thank you Lilith for hosting and congratulations to the Chief!
>>77914941>>77914954>>77914968>>77914970>>77914974Thanks for PLAYINGEGRERGERGERGHEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulOLYnOthIw
>>77914741>Though taut and wiry-feeling under his robes, Oslo was stronger than he outwardly appeared, awkwardly managing a shoulder-perch for about a meter or so before he shifted to holding the spirit in his arm.>>77914728Look at the size of that man, I think he could pick up one of me for each arm->https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKEFX0xwUnQ>>77914761>At least it didn't appear to be someone he personally met. Yet!
>>77914889Alright I'm back, was working on shit for the /b/ masquerade this year. Congrats Chief.
>>77914871>BELIEVE! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3ZGGIdpfEM>>77914889Mission complete. >Law and order had been restored to Gotham City by nearly any means necessary thanks to the SPARTAN and others. >>77914931Thank you. >This was the seventh trophy the petty officer had collected. Fitting in its magnificence. >>77914887>>77914941>>77914950>>77914954>>77914968>>77914970>>77914974https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNWaJU8nNno>The Master Chief throws a salute to the others in thanks!
>>77914931Gratz Chief! :)Thanks for hostin Lilith! :)>>77914871Bright side, at least you to capital it up "3
>>77915001
>>77915009>grrr...:3
>>77914988
>>77915009I was starting to lose hope but I got to fight John. Wonderful ending. All that blood spilled.. and I get to fight em next time.
>>77914991>Still a regrettable case of green-on-blue. >Friendly fire isn't... >>77914993>>77915009You weren't bad yourselves. >Even if they were the opfor! >>77915029>Ha ha I guess it is a bit of an event.
>>77914432Ah, the machines of man can be quite nifty!~~>The flügel adorned a worried expression though, as the would-be solution crumbles to bits.Ahh... well then... I suppose we'll have to go about this manually, hm?~~>She could try flying him around once more, though with no clear direction it'd be a pure adventure.>>77914741>That's good to know... maybe the wolfman can help them out. Jibril notices his diminished glow. She reaches down to pet him with a frown.Maybe you need a break huh, little guy?~~>>77914931Well done Chief, thanks for the game Lilith!~~
>>77915090Your roleplay is really good!
>>77914991>[A perfect landing on Ori's part! Yet moments into the walk, you decide to carry did spirit in your arms.]>[He isn't light but he isn't heavy either. In-between. The spirits is okay with this.]
>>77915079Now I don't have to feel bad (until your next dry spell of wins) when I tear out your intestines.
>>77913682Anything for such a beautiful angel.>orders 2 strawberry sundaeEnjoy!
>>77915090Thank you as well. >>77915144Noted. >Sonic.Exe could feel remorse? Now that was a turn!
>>77915215>Ok
>>77915124Thank you nonny!~~>>77915163Strawberry ice cream is... simply amazing...~~Thank you Dante.~~
>>77915247>Roll tiem. >Evens you pass the vibe check>Odds you don't
>>77914988>Post-game, the guard was left fondling his neck to double-check he hadn't just found a second wind before a final death....>Thanks.
>>77915247>>77915297
>>77914889>(Congratulations and thank you for hosting.)
>>77914988>TFH
>>77915215Thrill of the hunt isn't as thrilling when it's someone who expects to die. Being an unkillable god eventually forces you to create a sense of morality, no matter how pure your evil is. After the first 10,000 years; I have found that mindless slaughter without limitation gets stale.
>>77915286Mm.. we should order melon and lemon sorbet next. Fuck it, lemme get melon slices too.. mmm and pizza afterwards.. mmm>>77915297Well at least I'm dating a super hot angel chic. That's still a win.>>77915314What ya looking at, dog.
>>77915401Your butt cheeks getting clapped by a massive rocket from a Spartan warlord
Your butt cheeks getting clapped by a massivegock
OH MY NETFLIX
>>77915459>400K2
>>77915377>first 10,000
>>77915090>Beholding the shattered device for a moment more like some grizzly finding, Oslo would stuff its remains into his largest compartment, dismissing it with a shake of the head.Few of us ever made it to where base was the long way. Best we can hope for is running into someone friendly that can contact my boss and friends.>>77914741You all right down there?>The guard would offer Ori to hold onto his Fire Flower alongside the one already in the spirit's possession once he caught onto the strain it put him through, but no more; two should be enough for a pollination pair.If nothing else, that figure he drew might be a friendly face... I think. Somebody, that might offer me shelter while I plan my next move. At least, if I am reading this right?>The grenadier glanced back to Ori for confirmation.
Continues?
>>77915314>You passed. >>77915377Right. >The SPARTAN cocked his head slightly. So you do have a sense of morality. >Twisted as it was as an old god and bastardization of a beloved blue hero. Chief would have to continue to stay alert around this one in any case, Exe's evil barely contained if at all. >>77915401Good for you. >Hopefully they could help them feel better after getting vibe checked by the Chief! >Alright I'm heading off for the night. You folks have a good evening!
>>77915515Nighty night Chiefy whiefy!
>>77915497Only goes to 200>>77915515Nighty fren!
>>77915377
how is that even relevant to what he said
>>77915515Goodnight Chief!
>>77915574>anon talking to himselfTypical.
>>77915597
>>77915634
>>77915515my morality also extends to whoever hurts Anya, my Shelley Duval lookalike girlfriend. >>77915571So inspirational.>>77915633Jealous
>>77915634>He's pondering his orb>I'm going to pet him
>>77915671Don't do it.
>>77915633Eeeeep!
>>77915671https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6ucE1cfzmE
>>77915671
>>77915090>[Just make sure you have food. The corgi is always hungry, especially for prawn. He cannot get enough of that tuff.]>[Even with his life-giving power, Ori has a limit. Regardless, he'll still try to help out; it's his nature. You pet the Ori; his head was soft, his ears plopped down, a soft purr from the Spirit. You must continue! Or not.]>>77915502>[You make an offer, Ori accepts, handing over his amped Fire flower.]>[It will stay powered up until burning through the life blessing Ori gave it. Perhaps use it for grave situations.]>[Give him a moment to answer; Jibril is delivering a pet atop Ori's head. But once she's finished, Ori's ears perked up, hearing the guard's statement. A nod from the Spirit, confirming the guard's statement.]>>77915515(Next time. Take cate.)
>>77915711u an adorable cutie
>>77915671Lilith NO! Don't go near it!
>>77915671Pet it or I kill it.
ATTENTION HUNGER GAMESI HAVE PET THE SPIDER.HE WAS, IN FACT, A SHEHER ORB EXPLODED AND RELEASED MANY MORE SPIDERS, WHICH ARE NOW ON ME.I AM PETTING ALL OF THEM.
>>77915863based.
>>77915741*Giggles* Thanks.
>>77915863I think some are barrowing, I'm not giving up room for them.
>>77915863>>>77915895Watch out cutie, horrid spider sluts are attacking.
>>77915863That sounds like a full time job, I wish you the best Lilith and let me know if you need any gnats to help feed them
>>77915922What's wrong with spider sluts?
>>77915965THEY ARE GONNA MAKE STOLFO STRAIGHT!
>>77915863
>>77916010>Puts spiders in your urethra
>>77916010Don't worry, I have a solution to this. SEND IN THE GAY SPIDER SLUTS!
>>77916033
>>77916010>THEY ARE GONNA MAKE STOLFO STRAIGHT!Isn't that a good thing?
>>77916045I will put at least one spider on everything you love. You will never escape.
>>77916043Oh no.. not the GAY SPIDER roleplay again... >>77916051Uhh.. depends. If he would take me, no. If he would take other guys, yes.
>>77916064
>>77916081SEX WITH SPIDERSSPIDER HUGSSPIDER CUDDLESSPIDER EGG LAYING IN YOUR ASSHOLE
>>77915502>Jibril looks around the surroundings once more. She doesn't see anything just yet, but something tells her they're not far off the trail.Fortunately, it seems our friend here has an idea about that.~~>>77915502>No food yet, though they'll surely find something to offer him along the way.>The spirit is cute. Though she can't pet him all day, they've got things to do. He will have to wait until later for more.>Just one thing though, they don't know where the wolfman is yet.I don't suppose you can point us in the right direction, can you, spirit?~~
GAY SPIDERS NEED TO BE ERADICATEDLOVE IS FOR BETWEEN A BOY AND A GIRL SPIDER. I'M NOT STANDING FOR THIS GAY SPIDER BULLSHIT IT'S WRONG
>>77916115Did you miss?
>>77916069You wanna keep Astolfo gay or not?!
>>77916149NOT IF THAT MEANS GAY SPIDERS, IT'S WROOONGSTOLFO MUST BE SACRIFICED IF THAT MEANS SPIDERS AREN'T ALLOWED TO BE GAY
>>77915863>Oslo nodded.>>77915735>Now, both the spirit and the guard were holding a flower each-Need a boost?>And the guard was offering to hold Ori in his free arm in hopes of easing the strain in maintaining them. Accept his offer?
>>77916115>>77915735>Guh. That was for you too.>>77916147...whoops.~~
>>77916149Can't a man be bisexual these days
>>77916202ABSOLUTE BAAKAAA
>>77916172And this is where I have to step in.*Cocks shotgun*Stand down now! Leave them alone!
>>77916216
post the dildo webm.
>>77916229You better watch it.. I've got a revolver and I'm not afraid to shoot myself.
>>77916232Mordred, you are the one least worthy of calling anyone here a fag.>>77916251*cough* *cough*
>>77916304Here Sanic, your helmet.
>>77916288What?! *Chihiro is now confused*
>>77916321Just kidding, got my assault rifle right here and am ready to rock!
>>77916318Whatever you say Mr.DildoInButt
>>77916395>hurr durr dildo butt hurr am blue and stoopid hurrr saaanic durr tails pees in my mouth hurrrthat's what u sound like, LOSER
>>77916115>[No more head pat. *sad spirit noises*.]>[But it is true, more important matters to attend to. If she wants, give Ori a moment.]>>77916183>[You offer to carry the Spirit, Ori shakes his head. He's good for now, but that being said, Ori's ears perked up, there he goes. Going for a jog, he'll stop for a moment to beckon the pair to follow if they so wish.]>DMJAG
dildo in butt? more likespiders in butt
>>77916342SHIT! *Chihiro runs and takes cover, occasionally firing shotgun blasts. He was not prepared for Mordred to have an assault rifle.*
Who's around?
He was not prepared for Mordred to have an penis
>>77916409>BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHMy ass is tight because I don't put cocks in it.>>77916456Isn't there some fictional character power you have that might help you? Something multiversal in power?
>>77916183>>77916451Guess that settles it. Jibril sees Ori go ahead and decides to follow him, on foot for now.
>>77916477Shouldn't have messed with a Knight of the round table!But I'm too tired to fight.. u can have your weird gay spiders.. at least stolfo stays gay. Makes bullying him easier.>>77916515Mine is tight cause I do kegels
>ERM MY FAN ART IS OFFICIAL SWEATY
>>77916554nice abs
>>77916593Give em a lick..
>>77916611They taste just like raisins
>>77916611how about gock instead
>>77916554Damn it... I will get the upper hand one day...*Chihiro gets in a nearby car, hotwires it, and begins to drive away*Damn knight...
>>77916625My friend from /waifu/ said something else when he licked em.>>>77916626No.
>>77916451>>77916549>For a moment, it appeared as though Oslo was reaching through his belts to draw a weapon, only to remember that in this state, his hands 'were' weapons! He would cover the flanks, giving the dreamy fields of fire a last passing glance of appreciation before taking to Ori's lead.>Among other things, he'd quietly note how unbothered he was by the heat in this state, having hardly even broken a sweat in spite of today's strenuous activities! Certainly, if they could get these flowers back to his outfit, it would be a flare of good news amidst their latest chapter of struggles.
>>77916629U still cute..
>>77916643wtf
>>77916659Hmph... Thanks...
The absolute tri-state area.
>>77916711You said it Doofenshmirtz.
Fuck slurpy
>>77916681He lost a gamble to me and made that for me.
>>77916469>Sand madness...
>>77916643UhhhhhhhhhI don't want to continue my Weebl joke any more
>>77916755Guys be quiet I'm reading about the attempted assassination of Ronald Reagan
Alright, I'm going to sleep now, goodnight everyone!
>>77916809What did ya expect when you replies to a guy who hangs out in a /waifu/ thread where we share pics of our bodypillows, plushies, shrines for our waifus and whatnot else.>>77916815AAAAAAAAaa.. ahem.. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>77916844Nighty cute
>>77916844Goodnight bro.
>>77916809Opinion on cunny?
>>77916809It's too late to back out now!>>77916844Ni ni dubs :3
>>77916793The Helldivers are learning all the wrong lessons from the ODSTs
Anyone around?
>>77916898Me. I got Pringles.
>>77916898
>>77916909
>>77916848Henry Gallacorn would never say that.
>>77916549>>77916650>[You both decided to follow Ori.]>[Where exactly is he leading you? Following a path free of Fire Flowers to avoid stepping on them. It will be a good walk through and possibly out of the Fire Flower meadow, but it might be worth it in the end. For Ori leads the pair to what looked to be a stone shrine: a circular stone pedestal, dull grey and lifeless.]>[Until Ori walks right into the center of this small shrine and sits down with his hooves crossed. Light shines from the stones and white flowers bloom in-between the cracks. The shrine came to life once Ori entered; now he remains seated, hands together, eyes closed. The spirit's glow brightened and dimmed in random intervals. Recharge station in the form of a shrine, perhaps?]
>>77916955Cum chalice?
>>77916979
>>77916909>>77916926
>>77917024Consoom the cum chalice.
>>77916848Gee, I wonder what I'd do for a plush of my waifu>>77916868Don't like it. Anything you may have seen in that last game I was in that goes against this statement was a figment of RNG>>77916878I wonder what that fella's up to now, now that Flash is gone he's probably not making any more Magical Trevors etc>>77916898No
>>77917024
>>77917066Pay 20 bucks on some shady chinese website probably.
>>77916894>Perhaps.>But they are pretty good at killing those Squiggers.
>>77916926>>77916955>>77917024https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnmnPJ1RA40
>>77916909>>77916926>>77916955>>77917024
>>77917106
>>77917089
>>77917066Weeble always wobbles but he never falls!>>77917068>>77917089>>77917106>
>>7791708420 bucks? Sold
>>77916909>>77916926>>77917024>>77917089
>>77916650>>77916949>The flügel doesn't tire easily, she keeps pace with the jogging spirit along the lengthy walk. And although the fire flowers were beautiful, she was happy to see there was more to this place.>Jibril knows magic when she sees it. She can feel it too. She doesn't want to speak for fear of disturbing Ori's ritual.
>>77917166Manifest thread
>Jibril knows a succulent penis when she sees it
DAmn it bran, stop shitting the bed while I'm trying to write events..
>>77917299...~~
>>77917397We shouldn't leave that cute mouth empty, don't u think?
>>77916949>>77917257>Oslo would have the oddest reaction to the shrine, giving a brief suspicous frown at it and performing an odd gesture with his free hand amounting to drawing a cross in front of his chest, but his disposition would soften once he saw its effects on his latest little pal, finding the time to instead focus on the foliage surrounding the monument.Huh...>An ability to foster life in a place as inhospitable to it as the Arena... Something about Ori struck the guard as familiar, but he couldn't quite put two and two together.Back in the homeland, our Sovereigns had a regular miracle where each day, they would bless the fields to grow from seed to harvest. When they fell unable to perform their task, the deed would fall to their servants in our new hold.>He wondered for their safety following the attack.
>>77917066>Gee, I wonder what I'd do for a plush of my waifu>>77917174I did $40 after tax and shipping lol>>77917277I will do my best job at baking, Anon
I love being a good for nothing pervert..
>>77917407You got any more strawberry ice cream?~~
>>77917463>I expect a reward.
>>77917484I think that's a parfait, actually
>>77917484You get 20 more years of schizophrenia. Enjoy.
>>77917548Whatever, the angel loves it.>>77917550Already got 80.
>>77917570So 100 now. Have fun.
>>77917583>>77917583>>77917583
>>77917426>>77917257>[Ori remained. Now it is starting to look like he was in a state of mediation. In perfect focus and in tune with the surrounding.]>[Suddenly from behind the shrine! A hulking figure out, using the blinding lights to mask its sudden appearance. Landing directly in front of the shrine. Heavy armour covering the stranger's body and a slab of metal held with one hand. Wait, it might be the wolfman Ori drew.]Oi! Back off! Lest I be forced to strike you down.>[The Welsh wolfman, he's here now, but then his eyes widened, looking at Jibril. He recognized her.]Well, long time no see lass. Who's your friend? >[Pointing to the guard.]His uniform. I've seen it before....>KKKT0
>>77917243Sorry I missed you Gendarme, I won't let it happen again
