Beat That Meat editionA thread for weeby eternal virgins, pussyfree losers, and those who have no hopes of ever fucking real women! If you've given up on ever getting pussy or just prefer being a porn-addicted hand-fucker from now on then this is the thread for you!>More material:https://hgoon.booru.org/https://censored.booru.org/>Resources:https://rentry.org/pfg>Previous:https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/77912276
an edible and a bowl and some vodka and ill finally be able to enjoy plapping!
>>77935087Maybe we could snuggle and I just pre whenever I want into your mouth
>>77932710Aww, still addicted to ridiculously proportioned toon perfection, are you? Still absolutely rotting your brain into incoherent sludge by draining gallon after gallon of backed up ballsludge into Amy's greased up guttercrack and hearing her big purple badonk SMASH your sperm into impotency with each PLAP of her crystal clapper cheeks? It's nice to know you'll literally always be an addict to cartoons for children and you'll absolutely never EVER get better. Gems always win, dumbass! <3
smoked a joint and still making fappies!
>>77936625You should make fappies inside someone while they get high as well
Love my ecchi waifus so much. Ogling and simping and worshipping them over hours-long edging sessions is the most wonderful feeling in the world for a drooling immasculated addict like me. Yay for surrendering myself to this life and yay for getting worse!
>>77936643how do you make fappies inside someone??
>>77936810You put your cock in them and start pumping, instead of using your hands you use their body
>>77936714Same here, anon, it's so fucking awesome. It's so hot seeing waifus in their sexy outfits that accentuate their incredible bodies... I feel like such a pathetic little virgin when I cum in my pants to them, I love fapping to these goddesses so much
I wish I lived back in Ancient Rome. I would just fuck femboys all day
>>77938103Just fuck femboys anyways? Nothing is stopping you
>>77938120It’s considered gay now. And a lot of them are stuck up size queens in modern time It’s joever. The golden era of femboys is gone
>>77938242So who cares if it’s gay, what you do mean stuck up size queens?
>>77938257I mean it seems to me most modern traps are on the tranny side where they actually want to be treated like women and get special privileges and are needy etc I might as well just fuck women at that point. I hate women that’s why I like traps in the first place. Why would I want a guy that acts like a women?
>>77938343Of course they are needy, they are gay guys. Keep looking you will eventually find what you are looking for
>>77938081Yay! Happy pathetic virgins like us don't even need to see our waifus nude to be totally overwhelmed with pervy dorky hornyness. I'm not even capable of imagining my impotent loser self having and kind of sex with any of mine, let alone with any woman at all - I get all the stimulation I could ever need just drinking in and worshiping their untouchable bodies and sexy outfits while spouting out my babbled adoration.
>>77938404It's so hard to even think of sex, seeing cleavage or curves on a hot woman from a video game is enough to get nerdy losers like us humping are hands hard. Even official art like this is straight up porn to me... It's super pathetic to be squirming and whimpering to Nintendo ladies, and ecchi, and selfies... I definitely feel like a lvl.1 beta simp, feeling blessed to be able to ogle goddesses in skimpy outfits, so incredible
>>77935979Is this plap-focused edition?
>>77938649We really are so blessed. I just wanna squirm and fidget and let out weak and overwhelmed pants and whimpers as I frantically rub my pathetic weewee to our perfect kiddy video-game wives forever and ever. It feels so special to be left afterwards, limp, panting, drooling, sweaty and with a special loserboy damp patch on our pants, like it's our destinies. And then it's almost no time at all until we've been triggered and entranced by another colourful sexy waifu and we're doing the whole thing over again~I just hope we can keep on finding ways to degrade and humiliate ourselves further out of love for our waifus. I'd do anything lol,
>>77938931Seriously, they simply exist and turbovirgins like us get a look at there bewbies or booty and it's all over- Seeing Rosa in these pics is utterly catastrophic for losers like us, we see them and then it's-- >nggghfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapSPPLLUURRRTTTRight into our underwear.At least some nerds are wishing they could bend her over and go to town, but even in our fantasies we're having wittle uh-oh messes in our undies...
>>77938780Cringe. Go back to the shitted thread.
>>77938931>>77939124Would your waifus be pure and chaste as well, or would you enjoy chatting with someone who would actually bend them over and fill their insides to the brim with baby batter? Maybe you'd get to watch it happen, maybe they'd keep that naughty buisness out of sight; don't want to overstimulate that useless pathetic ecchi loving dinkys after all~
>>77939281If I were to take my fantasy world to its furthest extent, I'd want to live in a world where prejacs are common, to the degree that it's semi-normal but still embarrassing, like getting a nosebleed. But even then I'd want to be even weaker than the rest, jizzing my pants to even just direct eye contact, something that'd make my waifus at least raise an eyebrow, if not react with amusement or disdain...I don't like thinking of the act itself obviously, but being cucked can be pretty hot too. It definitely makes me feel small when I essentially splurt myself right out of the gate to ogling a beautiful woman in a pretty outfit, knowing I've eliminated myself from the dating pool way before I ever had a chance, my shameful little "accident" sealing my permavirgin fate as my waifu looks for a real man...
>>77939124It's true but I like our undie messes in lots of ways! They're a proud symbol of just how pathetically, overwhelmingly weak we are to our overwhelming love for our waifus, as well as just what weak, pathetic losers we are in general to be powerless to prevent uh-oh stains being painly visible on our clothes most times of the day, and the fact that we both have them serves as a fun reminder that I'm not the only one to be so humiliatingly waifuobsessed, but that I've got a buddy who's just as much of a pathetic simpy tugger as I am. I think that sometimes I'd glance down at my crotch and give an embarassed but happy sigh/giggle about it.[spoiler]Do you have a tag anon? This convo has been fantastic and I'd love to continue it later on.[/spoiler]>>77939281If it's what my waifu wants then I'd embrace it heehee. I'd sit and watch and work my dinky happily to my beloved waifu experiencing so much joy, though yeah I may get overwhelmed/overstimulated and need to overserve through a semi-transparent screen or something.
>>77939519Oops I messed up my spoiler tags. Kinda inevitable since waifufappies and this convo have me completely fuzzyheaded hehee.
>>77939519>>77939559No worries anon, I've been a dumb undiefapper tonight, too. I don't think spoilers work on this board. As for your question, I don't have a tag atm sadly, but I can make one for disc when I get the chance. I'd definitely like to talk more with another loser that wants to worship ecchi and softcore goddesses. Do you have a tag that you can drop in the mean time?And for the moment unfortunately I have to go, but will check this thread later. And I think I'm just gonna let it happen, seeing all these butts is making me soak my boxers.... again....
Nnnggghh seeing cute Nintendo girls in such mildly suggestive wear... So hot...
>>77939633Sure :). My tag is munawuna_11098.>another loser that wants to worship ecchi and softcore goddessesYou have no idea how badly I want to do this.See you later anon! I still have a little while longer that I can strick around while undiefapping myself stupid to drool-inducing vidya waifus.
>So little prejac contentIt's not fair! Baby dicked premies should be pampered! I wanna see them spurt again and again!
I've had the house to myself all week since my uncle is on holiday so I've been able to make virgin fappies without having to worry about being caught when I go to the bathroom to clean up! Its pretty liberating, could even walk around fully naked if I want!
>>77941169I'm so jealous. Nothing better than having the house to yourself to turn into your goon cave
>>77941169Walking around naked just feels off to me.
>>77941221It is pretty great nonny, it feels nice not to have to worry about being caught when I walk around with my cock and stomach soaked in jizz!>>77941240I get that but it feels good to know I could if I wanted to!
>>77941299That I can agree with. Its nice having that sort of freedom, even if its not something you'd actually do.
>>77941299squirting all over yourself and walking around nude just feels so dirty. It's so hot~
>>77941310Exactly, plus its quiet and peaceful so I can just relax and focus on pumping load after load of cum out of my needy balls! I don't have to listen to him practice guitar in the background lol
>>77941335And you can be as messy and noisy as you want as well!
>>77941317Fuck yeah it does, getting all hot and sticky from my smelly nut butter, as my cock sways~ I make a pretty big mess and I know I should have tissues on standby but I've never bought any. I usually make a mess on my bed as well as myself, then sneak to the bathroom to clean up in there. I gotta dry my bed after so a lot of my mattresses have tons of cum dried into them desu.
>>77941367Exactly, I can moan and dirty talk as loud as I want! If I was to voice chat and lewd with nonnies, as I do on occasion, I'd be safe to be as dirty as I want with them!
>>77941397That is the spirit! Be as loud and as horny as you want, you are free to be the real you!
>>77941444I will nonny! I want to act like the horny degenerate pervert I truly am! A 26 year old kissless virgin who gets off to hentai handsex!
>>77941468Make plenty of plappies nonny! Get yourself all sweaty and smelly all day today!
>>77941492Fuck I will! I wanna be covered in sweat and sex smell! I want it to soak into my hands and waft into my nose until I get high off the stench!
>>77941522That scent is perfect goon fuel for staying horny!
>>77941540It really is, my balls especially smell pretty dirty, so much so that they practically reek of musk!
>>77941569That is the right time to rub your fingers around them and give them a sniff!
>>77941583Fuuuck just did, they smell so hot and have a faint reek of cum! Probably because I don't wash them that thoroughly...
>>77941637Backed up stench is ever better! You are a real gooner slob, nonny!
>>77941652God yes I am nonny! I barely ever leave the house and spend all day in my room on my laptop! I'm on disability payments so I just spend everyday chilling and gooning whenever I want!
>>77941678An excellent rolemodel for all nonnies! Just gooning all day and getting filthier and filthier~
>>77941698Thank you nonny hehe~ I love making my room smell like sex and cum as I goon to hentai and other lewd stuff~ Plus doing it with other pervy nonnies just makes it better~
>>77941742Its a great time for eveyone, just gooning and getting hornier, messier~
>>77941778God it really is~ I've been craving gooning with other nonnies for days, tried to resist because I worry I come here too often sometimes but this morning I just had to give in~
>>77941780That ass is so damn hot.>>77941811I get that feeling too, but this place has some allure that makes it difficult to not come back to.
>>77941846>I get that feeling too, but this place has some allure that makes it difficult to not come back to.Exactly, I always tell myself this will be the last time and before I know it I'm back here fapping my brains out, dirty talking, posting tag... I just get so lonely and pent up I need that experience sometimes
>>77941907This place knows how to push the right buttons to make you want more. Its almost scary how you can spend all day here without knowing it.
>>77941931Oh yeah I've spent almost the entire day here when I swore it was just gonna be five minutes plenty of times. There are days where I end up getting kinda obsessive and visiting daily or even jerking off multiple times
>>77941961Its easy to fall into that trap, just gooning all day here and hating to break away.
>>77941997Exactly, its fun but I'm always drained and a bit embarrassed afterwards hehe
>>77942030Its easy to look back afterwards with some regret but damn is it a fun ride until then.
>>77942042Yup, I've shot some of the biggest loads of my life on here~
>>77942064Its so easy when you have the right people feed you such sexy things~
>>77942090God yes it really is, makes me so wet~
>>77942175It feels so good to get soaking wet like that~
>>77935979>>77938780You know what's awful? Being really into CBT and having so much related content somehow get mixed in with fetishes you don't care for much.Don't get me started on PMV/HMV, anything with CBT there is almost guaranteed to have a weird focus.
I wonder if the cutie who peed his diaper is around today
>>77938242Fucking femboys is more based now than it's ever beenJust DO IT
>>77941780Me on the right
>>77941961I kinda want to quit my job and just "retire" to getting high and gooning all day every day. I got $300K in savings. I can make that last *many* years.Plus, who knows? Maybe I could start filming myself getting fucked by trannies and post it on many vids. Start making some money off my pornosexuality
>>77943913This you?
>>77944199Goddamn that is so stupidly hot.
>>77942920I know that feeling. I want a girl who beats my balls instead of fucking me but I also hate cuck stuff and I'm annoyed when it gets bundled together.
>"So what types of girls you like?">What's inside my stupid mind:
>>77943978the things id do to be able to retire early like this and spend the rest of my life indulging in whatever I want>>77944199me on the left the one time i was having sex with my onagf and it felt like she sucked all my cum out from my urethra with a straw
>>77944578Oh I like girls alright, just not real ones! Sorry mom but you aren't getting any grandkids unless I can stick my virgin cock through the screen and impregnate sexy minecraft girls~ ;3
>>77947475YES MOM! I'm having plenty of sex (handraping)! I met this girl(male) (on roblox) and she's my girlfriend (trib her pics and send to her)!
>>77936375ggGUUHH YESSSH I AM! I LOVE MILKING MY COCK TO AMY'S DELICIOUS PURPLE BODY. THAT DUMPY, CURVY, JUICY GEM EVEN GOT ME INTO FEET. I CANT GO TOO LONG WITHOUT FAPPING TO TOONS BECAUSE OF HER! Being addicted to gem mommies is the fucking besssttt. If I didnt have other responsibiltties i'd spend all day yanking my greasy fuck stick to toons with you amy anon!
>>77942920i feel your pain
>>77951949Cute fat Kim
>>77944578it could be so much worse and you know it~
>>77952176Kim makes for a sexy lardass what can I say
where is everybody?
>>77952338Very true
>>77952531>Roxanneaaand my cock is back to throbbing
>>77952572Yeah, shes is both cute and fat in the story.
>>77952625dick the dyke out of themwould you a r63 scott?
>>77952687Yes, especially of he was fat.
>>77952706based
>>77952738She is a real cutie, all plump like that.
>>77952790most art of fem scott isnt as chunky sadly
>>77952931That is a shame since he loves to eat his garlic bread, which makes you fat.
>>77952974bread makes you fat!?
>>77953000Of course!
I want your money covering me after you release loads of pre thanks to your extra small cages, I demand control over your life, and youre gonna love it
>>77951906I mean, once you've blown your smelly load snorting and squealing into every sweaty flab of plump purple PHAT on Amethyst's perfect pornhog body, why would you EVER want to beat your bloated bator to anything else? Why bother navigating the complicated lives of real girls when you know inside that sickly rotten little head of yours that serving your tooned out crystal conquerers is SO much easier? It's like you were BUILT to be a gem assrag, obediently kneeling at the feet of brightly colored cartoon badonk, fat cock ACHING for a chance to hear your pig of a gem goddess cackle at you before shoving your head beneath her purple porncheeks, listening to you groan as you try to reach her hole through her sweaty clapcakes. Get conquered, loser. <3
>>77955129I like how her boob is barely hanging in her top.
You've fantasized about being with a REAL man recently, right anon?
I wonder if diaper cutie is here, I hope he’s doing okay
>>77957982which one?
>>77956103All the time
>>77958620The one that peed himself yesterday
>>77959007sounds like a real cute loser~
>>77959105He was, and looked adorable as well
>>77959167so do you, nonny~
>>77959262What do you mean?
>>77959345you look adorable too, silly!and you'd look even cuter if you were pampered~
>>77959403Nuh uh, and especially Nuh uh
>>77959527c'mon nonny, put on the diaper~
>>77959606You can’t make me
>>77959630you're right, I can't...
>>77959686Hahaha i win
nonnie couples sucking dick together
>>77959913Sucking nonny couples cocks
Time to goon to tranners and pride flags again
>>77959913>>77960046Me and nonny sucking gooner cock then the gooner sucks our cocks (after we stick them in each other's assholes ofc)
>>77960107I just want to suck cock and have my hole filled, I don’t care if my own cock gets sucked
>>77960146Can I fill your hole with my tongue? I'm really in the mood to eat some ass. I promise I'd fill you with cock after I'm done
>>77960241Sure, but I will get to do it to you afterwards I also want to eat ass
>>77960260Perfect but let nonny warm me up first so you can enjoy a gaping hole to stick your whole mouth in
>>77960309Yesss hopefully nonny cums in you so I have to clean the cum out as well
>>77960317omg I love the way you think! I can't let you have all the fun tho. Let me and nonny fill you up with our seed then allow me to enjoy slurping all that juice right out of your hole~If you're into cum musk I can have a go with nonny before our meetup and let his cum sit and sink into my buttcrack and hole to get that great stench
>>77960360Ohh of course I get the pleasure and you get to clean itPleaseee I love cum musk please do that
>>77960378God damn you sound fun. You got a tag, nonny?And I would love to help you get all musky and smell like cum~
>>77960441I don’t have a tag sorry Please make me musky and smell like heaven that cum is
>>77960497Oh I will make your butthole, asscrack, balls, cock, lips, and any other part of your body REEK of cum if that's what you want. Because I want to step into your room and get assaulted by the smell of old cum and get me horny and ready to make you even worse~Don't forget it's gonna cost you, I want to enjoy that scent and I'm going to do that by pressing my nose between your cheeks and into your hole~
>>77960550Thank you for making me reek, I would love it if you got horny just off my scent that you helped make.I don’t care what it costs me, you make me so happy. My body is yours to use
>>77960576Do you want to have a cuddle and makeout session after we're done eating and huffing each other's holes? I always wanted to do that after me and the other party ate ass. We can swap the taste of our holes off each other's lips and tongues~
>>77960614Yess pleaseee, that sounds lovely, especially if we are both sweaty and smelly as we cuddle
>make a tiktok to get groomed by evil pedos>not even a little molestedI feel like this is false advertising
>>77961302What do you mean, I want to get groomed too
>>77961446I said I was underage and liked and reposted goonerslop and maps but I got nothing
>>77961643Sad, I hope you can find real pervs anon.
I will find an agp/egg and turn them into a proper bitch like this. But I won't shrink her cock.
>>77944578who's the artist? this is hot afalso im back ! still pussyfree!
>>77962238You want to gobble that shenis don't you
>>77963141I want to see that fat gock swing all over when I'm fucking her asspussy. Nothing better than seeing a big dick attached to a bottom. I would suck it if she wants to.
>>77963970i wonder what those tools are for
>>77962238>But I won't shrink her cock.The only options then are exercise, make-up and aesthetic surgery without any hormones. Make you can add estrogen, but you can't start blocking test.
>>77962907cyanu, he draws pussyfreecore pics desu
>>77962238>no anon to groom my failmale life and become some slut for cockthe world is cruel
>>77962238I'd love to make a gf(male) like this, but I also sometimes imagine the same being done to me.
Hi, cutie. Are you ready be a good girl? Let's chat about it.https://character.ai/chat/zpoB7XckFPLlxILM22knygiOb7jGqePvxLOuL0x33bA
>>77964886i see. that one is also one of his also? very pussyfreecore
>>77965440If anything, that one's VERY tame.
>>77947475Developing parasocial crushes over fictional characters > real sex
>>77961302>>77961446Tags? I'll make you two crossdress and get lovely dovey together in group chat.
>>77964244Oyster harvesting.
>>77942920>>77944361>>77951949If you think that’s bad, imagine being a black guy lmfao>99.999% of porn that features you is weird racially charged, terminally online, insecurity/fear fueled fetish shit>the shit extends outside of a cringe kink and you merely just being a straight man having sex with a straight white women will cause some random faggot to go full mustache man randomly
gg/qN7R7y2kChickn fren server. Join if you want but no porn
Bump
comfy server for pussyfree khhv wizards..! https://discord.gg/sncPsyNSpx
>>77968095From my experience this server is just modern day dft and some blacked on the side, it’s lame, boring and extremely judgmental of you if you like virtually anything that isn’t thin anime girls
>>77966064This this this!!! At this point I've definitely had more fictional crushes than real life ones, and I have stopped forming crushes on real girls almost entirely. I wouldn't have it any other way now, 2D girls just do something to my brain (and dick) that real girls just can't compare to anymore, and since I haven't experienced pussy beyond some rubber toys it's not like I'm missing out on anything really~ :3
>>77962238dream body~
>>77965106>>77965389T4T couple right here
>>77965472fuck this is hoti love being footbrained
>>77962238is that actually a dickgirl?
>>77973514I can't tell anymore. I've seen bitches like that with tiny cocks. Latina ones were hung.
>>77955129OINNNNKKKK you're so righttt! Fuuccckk I'd give anything to be her beloved fuckpet. Being conquered by Amy is the best. I just chub up at the sight of skin tone now, but nothing compares to how my dick throbs when I see your depraved replies paired with her image. The gallons of spunk you've made je blow over the years could make you a fortune uuggghhh. I WUVVVV AMMYYYY
>>77973648the ones with tiny cocks are the hottest imo
>friday afternoon>barely any posterswtf?
Women am i right?
>>77973901I wish that was me
I wish i was a woman so i could show myself off to anons here. If they lived anywhere near me too i'd happily invite them over to cum inside me
>>77975279Why don’t you show yourself off anyways? Become a cute femboy
>>77975329Believe me nonny, i am working on it, i keep my body smooth and have laser hair removal coming up, i really would love to transition from male to female too and if i can't do that i want to be the gayest little femboy i can. I just wish i could been born a woman and feel a strong man cum in my pussy.
>>77975511Get on HRT soon anon, the sooner the better for transitioning, you should send a catbox eventually to show off your cute body
>>77975604I'm on the waitlist for HRT, been researching so so much about about it. I know i will be so much happier as a girl. I really am exicted to transition and change for the better. So many times i have wished i could just snap my fingers and i've turned into a girl permanatly.
>>77975779That’s good to be on the wait list. I’m too scared to get on one or even DIY myself
>>77975973Taking small steps is what has been helping me get towards my transition goals. Dressing up in cute girly clothes is how i started, then getting breast forms and bras, sports bras are really comfy to wear. I did look up DIY stuff, even as far as to do injections myself. I hope you are able to overcome your scared feels and join me in being the girls we were meant to be <3
>>77976103I uhh have a skirt and that’s all, I was debating buying pills but chickened out and am broke so yayyy
>>77976436Save up and buy some girly clothes nonny, dressing up cute and feeling pretty, stockings, anything frilly, i really recomend learning to measure your chest to find out your bra size (it might be a large band size since guys usually have a bigger back and chest then women.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-937sRWb9uABreast forms too are a must if you get into bras. ones with pockets to fit in the silcone breasts.
>>77973665Would you happen to have a discord tag, my penis pumping gemtard~? Watching you crystal conquered failures of the organic race submit meekly underfoot the glorious gem empire is some of the only fun to be found around here anymore, but they've been driven out more and more by femboy wannabes and anime coomers who wouldnt understand brightly colored toon perfection if it smacked them on the head with those massive porn proportioned honkers... you and that limp dicked effeminate pearlsimp were my favorites anyways, you two couldn't be more conquerable if you had "COLONIZE ME" written across your slobby gooner ass. <3
>>77976693I want thigh highsBreast forms are so hot I need them but it would just be cheaper to grow my own lmao
>>77977113I spent less then £50 i think on my breast forms and bra with pockets. Depending on what you want they really are not that expensive, hope you buy yourself something nice nonny
>>77977269I will when I’m not broke, the plan is thigh highs and panties(and a dildo)
pregnant women are the best.
>>77978109What about Pregnant femboys
smoked another joint and making fappies!
>>77978567Why don’t you feed me a joint, and use me to make plappies?
>>77978731stoned mouthplappies with this anon
>>77978151They are fine too!
>>77978769You can do plappies with whatever on my body you want
>>77978787You should impregnate some
>>77978885can you give me slow sloppy lubed up handplappies with kisses so i can browse gooner porn
>>77978929Of course, if you really want you could use me instead of my hands
Losers that want to oink away their money belong on the AI_Findom_Slop Twitter.
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Last one for the night. Enjoy, losers!
need someone to T to my C and B
>>77976887Everytime you reply it gets harder to resist. I miss the old guard as much as you do, but staying off discord is the only thing keeping me from going off the deep end. As pornfried as I am I'm still able to maintain a healthy divide between faptime and the rest of my life. Everytime you post though my brain gets all hazy and my cock aches for more. I can just tell Amy would be far from the only pornmommy I'd goon to with you. The way you talk about toonsshhhggnn. Im sorry to decline your offer but the best I can do is pump my autie goonstud cock to your replies and beg for forgiveness!
>>77978151Of course. Even better
>>77981130Aww, you KNOW you just couldn't help yourself, huh? That the second your wonderful crystal conquerer got her chubby little digits affixing a nice collar around your neck, playfully cradling your head in her hands and cackling as she feels what's left of your cartoon-melted brain slosh around in that empty head, that your life as a person would be over...? That your worthless gallons of spunk would be forever spent squeezed out messily onto the floor beneath her pudgy purple heel, or roughly blown deep down her throat whenever she needs to fuel her seemingly endless appetite with gross tasting junk, or achingly leaked from the tip of your straining goonpole whenever she grabs your hair and pulls you under her hairy pits, or yanks your leash just to see you grunt and throb, manhandling you in a way that shows you're no longer a human so much as a filthy organic pet eager to do ANYTHING that keeps its throbbing failure of a reproductive pole churning and its sweaty, porn-donked and toon-titted rock conquerer entertained~! Don't feel bad about that "healthy divide" nonsense, Becky's ridiculously shaped multicolored toon goddesses will squash that willpower flat beneath their perfect porn rumps eventually. <3
>>77976887>you and that limp dicked effeminate pearlsimp were my favoritesThat sounds a whole lot like me, but I do simpcrush for Peri moreso than Pearl so maybe there's another gemsimp I missed...
>>77983534Trust me, you'd know if you were, that little loser was head over heels pearlsick. Peridot is by NO means a bad choice though - maybe not the tallest or strongest, sure, but that fat assed emerald firecracker is such an overconfident human-conquering BRAT that it just makes it all the more humiliating when your lil pindick *pops* between her plump posterior and all that runny infertile slime is effortlessly flecked away by the mighty clap of those mean green beta-blocking shortstack cheeks! Not to mention how much your post-utter-embarrasment whining and shivering into her side will only make your perfect Peridot's ego swell even bigger then her compact little goddess bod can handle. She'd certainly NEVER shut up about how she utterly conquered a worthless human male, so you're probably best off nodding, thanking her, and getting comfortable in your new position of gem conquered trick turning fuckpet! It's the most you've ever been of use to a woman anyway. <3
>>77984131NGH oh God YES please I love loud-mouthed braggarts so much, they make for the best doms a beta dicklet like me could ask for! Just constantly embarrassing me around others working up that stiffy then knocking the wind out of my lungs after she drags me somewhere private to jackhammer her fat glowy orbs on my lap while wringing out my weeks' worth of semen by the time she's done chaining insults one after the other, then going right back to publicly wrangling me around as she mocks my lack of stamina as well <3Gosh I wanna be Peri's renewable, infinite ego battery so badddd
>>77955129Can I pleaseee have ur discord
>>77984175You'd definitely make quite an example to the rest of the glorious gem empire, that's for sure! Trained into Peri's eager little asskisser (in both senses of the word), that empty little rock filled head full of nothing but praise for your LOVABLE and INFALLIABLE empress even as the fat bottomed brat flaunts that hilariously useless dicklet of yours in front of her fellow porn colored gem goddesses, letting them feel up how weak and delicate your effeminate organic frame is compared to her perfect emerald gem form, watching you dribble more of that genetically impotent runoff across her perfectly polished booty as she loudly points out how you can BARELY last six, maybe SEVEN orgasms per day beneath the thrusts of her perfectly plappable posterior before your worthless fuckpole shrivels up! Absolutely drunk off the power even her, a mere peridots, plump green "clap-cakes" can wield over an organic like you, head swimming with the praises you constantly throw at her even as she belittles and reduces you to nothing but a pet for her entertainment. You can't imagine it any other way, can you~?>>77984493Hm, alright, my discord is secretsstash .
>>77965412Cute little thing.
Imagegen sure is something, nowadays. Really reaching that 'it just works'.
please bully me for being a boobie brained handhumping permavirgin,, im so addicted to gyarus and chuubas who ill never ever get to fuck<33dumb.puppy
Wishing again I had a sweet mommy who wanted to remove my balls because it excites her.
>>77962238For me it's vice versa
>>77987030All women deserve to be bara studmen. Whether by choice or by force...
>>77987030He should be made fatter.>>77987424Love that chub
>>77987466I thank this thread every day for fixing my sexuality. Fat men are the fucking best. And any woman I see is always assumed to be packing the fattest cock. Fat is irresistable to my penis.
>>77987520Yes, fat is just way too sexy to resist.
>>77987555Unf. Good body. Penis likes.
>>77987573Good, enjoy the fats and get nice and hard for them~
>>77987600You too anon. There's some nice fat hairy man penis in this image. Please enjoy it as you prepare your next ejaculation. Take all the time you need. Though I must confess I can already feel my own spermspurt building as I type...
>>77987676What a nice belly he has along with the rest~ I'll enjoy it thoroughly while I feed you more to build up more of that nutsludge to make you shoot hard to lard~
>>77987520thanks for saving my butt anon
>>77987424Of course. She's much happier now that he's the perfect stud to goon to and more girls should follow suit
>>77984755Are you still here nonny? Because your pics and text are so hot that I've been edge my pathetic impotent dicklet fried for years of gooning to the thoughts of owning a harem of mean pornbodied gems who constantly laugh at what a loser neet I am and how quickly their beta rejecting toon bods make my half-limp dick drool with infertile watery spunk
>>77978929ghhggnnn fuck its so hard to resist porn mommys weed captions, 3 big hits for mommy
Fags
>>77990612ye
>>77990751I wish I was bridget
>>77990785I know that feel.
>>77987520hi pls fuck me
>>77990796Cute, you should get a cosplay of bridget
>>77990875Might be nice to walk around in such cute clothing
>>77991234It would be, I want to do that as well
>>77991289Nice spats to walk in, showing off the butt, cute habit and top.
>>77991412Yeah would be funny to have the half a handcuff as well
>>77991432Ad use it as a hulahoop.
>>77991469Yes, would be hard to lay down with it though
>>77991477Its something you'd have to learn to deal with along with carrying it around. a minor pain for a good cosplay.
>>77991548That’s very true
>>77991589Don't forget the yoyo!
>>77991630Ohh that’s true I would have to learn it
>>77991651Ture, you need to get in that practice to impress people with your tricks.
>>77991698Exactly can’t be Bridget without the tricks
>>77991716Once you get them down, you'll be ready to wow the crowds!
>>77991749Yeah, wow them so much they want to see me more often
>>77991765More often means getting more of his clothes and wearing them as your regular ones.
>>77991798True, maybe I would just eventually become Bridget
>>77991842Might as well when being Bridget makes so many people happy, including you.
>>77991872That’s very true, just permanently become BridgetI should get guilty gear to play, I suck at fighting games
>>77991698I love the imprint of a teeny tiny bulge in skintight shorts like >>77991630 but for me Bridget is made for going commando all day everyday.
>>77991902If I cosplay Bridget I would send commando pics
>>77991894Become Bridget and live a cute, happy life!Fighting games are a hard bridge to cross so I wish you the best of luck if you can do it.>>77991902Commando is good too for extra naughty Bridget to tease others.
>>77991983Exactly that’s the plan, I will buy Strive when I can to practice and learn
>>77991971Based.>>77991983And "accidental" upskirts.
>>77992039Thanks for calling be based, but it’s honestly just because it’s hot
>>77992008Learn from Bridget, become Bridget.>>77992039And lots of bending over to pick things up too.
>>77992099That’s the plan, but strive is so expensive for no reason
>>77992099Bending over all the time.
>>77992119Devs are greedy and want to nickle and dime everyone for every cent they can get. Its a sad state of affairs. >>77992137And wiggling it around.
>>77992173The devs aren’t greedy it’s just so many dlcs it’s annoying
>>77992212Do they ever go on sale? If so then it might be best to wait for the ones you want to get reduced in price first.
>>77992306winter/summer sale the game usually goes on but it’s still a lot for a genre I suck at
>>77992348You could play one of the older games when they go on sale or emulate it. Might help you decide if you can really get into it with practicing their single player modes.
>>77992461Ohh that’s smart, learn off the older games
>>77992473Its an easy way to learn the basics as once you get those down, you'll be in good shape for Strive if you are still interested.
>>77992509I bet wearing a Bridget cosplay would make me even better as wlel
>>77992552It would help get you in the right headspace, seeing Bridget all the time helping you think.
>>77992847Yeah, it would give me an unfair advantage, guess some matches I have to play nude to be fair
>>77992867But then your opponent will really be distracted!
>>77992900Shush don’t tell the judges that
>>77992910They too will be too har- I mean distracted to do anything.
>>77992937That’s good I really want to win
>>77992956I think this is a moment where everyone wins.
>>77992995Yeah but I would win the match
>>77993047True, but they got to see Bridget nude, which made them all very happy.
>>77993079Very true, maybe I could tease them as I play
>>77993087Make cute noises when you hit or take a hit, shake your body around in your seat, anything to get them drooling and leaking at you.
>>77993113Exactly tease and bait themAnd I uhh already makes noises when hit in games
>>77993156Well make them extra girly to soak their pants and dream of having you.
>>77993181The noises are already pretty girly which is that much more embarrassing, but I will put more effort in
>>77993209That is the spirit! Mimic her voice, moan out loud to bait and get them begging to take you.
>>77993252Exactly, maybe even tease them by showing my cute hole with a plug in it
>>77993279That may send the over the edge, throwing the controller and pouncing on you right then and there.
>>77993309Well you better cum inside or I would declare I won the “fight”