Ruling Family EditionPrevious thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/78012108OP Templatehttps://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-template//hhg/ website:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/>Hazbin HotelHazbin Hotel is the story of Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she pursues her seemingly impossible goal of rehabilitating demons to peacefully reduce overpopulation in her kingdom. She opens a hotel in hopes that patients will be "checking out" into Heaven.Hazbin Hotel Pilot:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlmswo0S0e0>Helluva BossFollow Blitzo, a classic demon Imp who sets out to run his own small assassin business with his weapons specialist Moxxie, his bruiser Millie, and his receptionist hellhound Loona. Together they attempt to survive each other while running a startup in Hell.Helluva Boss Pilot:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlahNrlcgS4Episode playlist:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-uopgYBi65HwiiDR9Y23lomAkGr9mm-SOfficial website:https://www.hazbinhotel.com/Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss full episodes & shorts & downloads[NOTE] The moment the Prime versions of HB are released and HH S2 is released it will be uploaded onto this site:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-shows/Previous threads:https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hhg/type/op/results/thread/hhg/ Cytube channel:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-ct-redirect//hhg/ Season 2 leaks:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/s2/s2leaks/hhg/ booru (a little dead):https://hhg.booru.org/Psyanon fanfic recordings:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/psyanon-recordings//hhg/ fics:https://www.dropbox.com/sh/yt9eyw09rgvo2zw/AAARltoYS1-aW-FYF8aQx4Pja?dl=0https://pastebin.com/u/mrkillwolf666/1https://archiveofourown.org/collections/hhg_fics
Filling Charlie with Bird-Fawns
Filling Fizzarolli with burgers
Story time!>IMP is hired to kill a pedo>They don't know who it is>Blitzo sends Loona for this one>Loona finds out the pedo's child is in kindergarten, and gets a job as a teacher there>cue a reenactment of kindergarten cop>eventually kids love Loona, who decides to remain>then pedo dad comes and turns out to be a demon wearing a literal human suit ala Edgar>Loona kills demon Edgar and adopts son
>>78036774Kino
Is there a Hazbin character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Ben Tennyson? Let alone defeat him.And I’m not talking about Classic Ben with the Prototype Omnitrix. I’m not talking about Alien Force Ben with the Recalibrated Omnitrix either. Hell, I’m not even talking about Ultimate Alien Ben with the Ultimatrix, who can evolve his aliens into their ultimate forms, with full access to Alien X. I’m also not talking about Omniverse Ben with the Master Control unlocked, who is able to transform instantly with zero time limit into ANY alien, from Atomix to Alien X to Feedback. I'm definitely NOT talking about Ben 10,000, who has mastered every single alien form, can swap between them in a fraction of a second, has created whole new aliens of his own design, and has casually stopped multiple galactic wars whilst being the President of Earth. I'm talking about Ben before he even got the Omnitrix.
Deer?
>>78036584Thicc clown!
>>78036447Cute couple
Oops...All kots!
Sometimes I forget Loona is a dog
>>78037698Cute kots
Who would you want in your harem?
>>78037904ALL OF THEM
>>78037904The fat one.
>>78037904The fat one. (Emberlynn, Milky, Moxxie)But also, hmm. Josh is alright I suppose. Fizzarolli, Deerie, Verosika, Sallie May, yeah alright Apple too. And Beelzebub basically means free food.
>>78037737Cute doggo
67
>>78037904Fizz and OzzieWallyCrimsonYogirtAndrealphus
>>78037270God Emperor of Mankind solos the entire Ben 10 Omniverse.
Panty and Stocking is literally everything this show fails at being.
>>78038401Correct.https://youtu.be/TckxJuxT7kA?feature=shared
>>78038401Panty and Stocking knows exactly what it is and doesn't try to take itself seriously, allowing it to be as silly as it wants, unlike Hazbin
>>78038401Me when I lie
Alastor is so lucky....
>>78038574Cope, this show is the living definition of wasted potential, with it's fans having to be the ones to pick up the pieces and try to do something good out of it
Cute Vaggie
>>78038680Why are you describing Hazbin?
>>78038574Dunno what your nigger ass is on about but mmmk>>78038459Seen this video before but thanks for the repost>>78038487That's the thing about PSG, they know what they are and what their borders are. They don't try all this weird shit. So when you finally have a character cry or show real emotion, it feels real compared to hazbin.
>>78038459This faggot has the laziest, shittiest, most imported from twitter anime takes ever
>>78038944You say that about everyone that does a video review. I for one am grateful these dudes exist, because they can save people the drama of watching the show if they take a 15 minute moment to consume their review video.
>>78038961Kill yourself
>>78038986>You crashed out over what I saidI laughed for a good 30 seconds at your post anon. Kill YOURSELF instead while the world rotates without you.
>>78039010mf crashing out like a blud senpai in christ!!!!!!!!!!
>>78039061TREE 50 DOWN BY THE BLOCK NIGGA CRASHIN OUT OVER SOME NIGGAS FUKKIN BLUD ASS HO DUMB NIGGA REVIEW BOUT PANTY N STOCKIN BEIN BETTER THAN HOMOHOTEL. YOU BOUTTA GIB ME A QUARTER BRICK OR WHAT?
>>78039459My precious.
When Via's Stella is showing.
Suckin' on Bee's lil' toes.
>>78036723I want to kiss Verosika
BALDlas
>>78040069He's missing his second pair of eyes
>there is an idea of an Alastor, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: >I simply am not there.
Bruh >>>/x/41143782
>>78040542Nigger nobody gives a fucking fuck about your faggot /x/ posts
Loona's girlytoes.
ANGEL IN A SUIT>ANGEL IN A SUITANGEL IN A SUIT>ANGEL IN A SUIT
>You stay away from my daughter/sister Charlie Kirk!
Why didn't Vox show up at the hotel?
>>78042349
>>78042349>>78042368
>>78041910>No wingsIncomplete build. Kys
Cute!
>>78042641I want to punch that goat in the face.
>>78040069Oddly cute
>>78042739Charlie abuse!
>>78042739Adam...
>>78042641One man with a pair of steel toed boots could easily defeat them
>>78042588
>>78042588>>78043507
Anon is Heaven's secret weapon?
The Father of Lies!
>>78044442
>>78044616his daughter is definitely the queen of lies considering what she preach
>>78044616>Lilith banged thisWtf she really is into some freaky shit
>>78044651Lute/Adam...
>>78038401Truth supernova
https://x.com/animate_cafe/status/1970038141601153270
>>78044616>You thought WE were friends Anon? How stupid can you be?>I...I BELIEVED IN YOU! OZZIE? BEE?>You don't get sent down for a long as we have without getting good at lying!
>>78044977>Betrayal arcNooooooo
>>78045087Season 2 finale
>How much for Heaven?
>>78045130Vox x Emily...
Sera is now cancelling H1b visas for all sinners
>>78044883Trvth gamma ray explosion
When the pilot aired I thought Vox was the main reason the afterlife was being modernized with tech
>Me vs those two birdbrains? AND if I win I get my punishment and charges dropped? DEAL!>We accept!>ANON VS ANDREALPHUS AND VASSAGO!>How powerful is this sinner cunt?>Interesting...>Anon I hope you know what you doing!>Holy Shit! Kick their ass Anon!>Lord Satan!>If this kid is as good as Lucifer says, this might not be as lopsided as we think!>ANON'S A CHAMELEON DEMON!!! HE JUST VANISHED!!!
>>78045824Coward anon
>>78040409>plap plap plap plap
>>78045824>Anon activates chameleon powers.>Andrealphus Freezes the Arena>Anon LosesLooks like its time for anon to face the BIG BIRD COCK punishment live in front of all of hell.
>>78045824>>78047122After finishing with one, Anon has to take the other BIG BIRD COCK...
>>78046990exorsict anon...
>>78047122>>78047178>Anon getting spitroasted by two Big Bird CocksHot
>>78047122>>78047178Pery getting double penetrated by his uncles…
Season 3 or 4 Spoilers?
Male Carmilla?
brap
I'm now a Velvette fan! WTF?
>>78047887
Best ship?
>>78047920Cute!
>>78047917What the fuck is that?
>>78047897Punished Sera
>>78047992Kek
>>78048007Angle Shart
>>78047887Made for Velvet
Putting Angel Dust on a diet of cock and coke so he stays skinny
>>78048185Val...
My morality is avian...
Hazbin Hotel as Dogs!
>>78049029Helluva Boss as Dogs!
>>78049029Cute dogs
Let's get it on!
>>78047992Iron within Iron without
I awake
Hazbin Hotel Season Finale Spoilers?
>>78049076Good morning!
>>78049044Cute
>>78048787Cute wolfgirl. Would hug and kiss.
Which dog girls?
>>78049154All of themBut especially Loona and Gigi
Damn Pentious!
>>78049257That sera is cursed..This image is demonic...
I think it would be cool if Bltizo's love for horses was like a stealth reference to the 4 horsemen, or a reference to literally anything interestingbut of course it's not, nothing's ever going to be an interesting reference to something even slightly thematically appropriate
>>78049475>was like a stealth reference to the 4 horsemenCalm down CS Lewis
>>78049251That Lute kot is so funny looking
>>78049475>>78050083>Viv was watching Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron and told one of her friends that Blitzo would like the movie. Her friend thought it was a crazy idea and now it's an inside joke. Brandon legit hates horses.OK Then.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Sc3b47M2T_Q
>>78050997>Brandon legit hates horsesBlood memory of his brown ancestors getting BTFO by charioteer warrior gigamensch.
>>78050240>>78050256Kill M*xxiefags
does adam have herpes?
Urge to be sissy...
Fankids, but fat
>>78051353Why would he
>>78051427Exorcist anon...
Fatty snek!
>>78051353STDs don't exist in Heaven
>>78051353All stds started from him
PAPE RERY
>>78052206
>>78052220
>>78052008Kot does a little trolling.
>>78052008The kot will be getting a train of 17 inch "meat" sandwiches when Val finds out
>>78052206>>78052220>>78052336where's this oufit from?
>>78052490New Japanese merch collab with a cafe.
>>78052490For some reason a bunch of people are drawing the characters in kimonos recently
>>78053123Lilith to me btw
>>78053339What's up with this gay tuxedo shit? Is it really actually based on real promo art?
>>78053123And yet, she's slumming it up on a beach far away from her husband.>inb4 wife swap
This will be how Vox will be able to hypnotize Lucifer
>All it takes for Vox to beat Lucifer is to hypnotize himWould Viv do this in the show?
>>78054050If Vox's hypnosis was that powerful to do that in the first place he should have taken over hell and made Alastor his bitch long ago, but it wouldn't surprise me if Viv simply didn't thought about that
>>78053934>no abelsad!
>>78054105Saff...
>>78054394
>>78054401
>>78054407
>>78054416
>>78054424
>>78054437
>>78054451
>>78054468
>>78054483
>>78054491Praying that Zestmilla is canon in s2.
>>78054742It will be Velmilla instead, gotta use that confirmed lesbianism of Vel for something
>>78055004
>>78040025need her so bad
>>78056167cute pigs
>>78056167-w-
Deer
>>78038401>>78038459>>78038917What if I come and say that both are "cringe" and really tryhard.
>>78057607I wonder if this font is just atrocious to read for other people. It is the only font I had installed that seemed appropriate to list off the exact descriptions from the Lesser Key of Solomon.
The new maid/butler designs are soo cute
>>78057930
These are official btw. Smiles was in charge
>>78057941https://twitter.com/animate_cafe/status/1970038141601153270
Loona's pretty paws.
>>78057954
m*xxieniggers...
puppy mill
Daaad, stop stealing my underwear!!!
>>78059298Charlie...
>>78059298Octavia...
>>78059298Loona...
Night allhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YV2HDb6TD0c
Is it weird to like hmofa but not Loona?
You hg and hmofa niggers need to go back to your containment generals
But isn't it weird?
>>78058580Literally me.
Pineapple penis
Hippopotamus dick
Women blown the fuck out.
>>78062726>Timothy>Gnostic niggerismExplains why meat is a gay homo dick lover.
>>78062726Does that mean Adam should be in charge of Sera instead of the other way around?
>>78062915Yes. >>78062792>Timothy solely is gnosticism because a shitty book was wrote 400 years after his deathSchizophrenia
>>78059251PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>78062915You think Sera and Emily are female?
>>78063218Then what are they
>>78062726Imagine if mainstream Christians stuck by this.
>>78063059Rosie posy
>>78063327Rosie striking a big posy
Can you imagine how Alastor would look like if he was muscular?
>>78063455He’d have the body of that deer demon in the poison music video.
>>78063245Cute girls (genderless)
>>78063533Kys leftist nigger
When are we getting a nonbinary character?
>>78063597a better question is when are we getting an omnisexual character?
When are we getting a straight character?
>>78063455
>>78063634It's probably going to be physically illegal in 30 years to identify as straight in most of the west
>>78063634Millie, Niffty, Vortex
>>78063593Would you still love me if I were a worm?
>>78063681I don't love you to begin with you ugly fucking subhuman
>>78063723Aw, you're just saying that.
Get a room you 2
Adam’s built like a power lifter under that robe
>>78063758>>78063733Samefaggus Maximus. Hopefully trans animals like you are labeled a mental illness soon in America and that Overton window keeps shifting. Thankfully people are starting to take their countries back.
>>78063763
>>78063879
>>78063792She's so fucking hot
>>78063879>>78063891SS + GOMAD physique
>>78063781
>>78063926I dont think this particular anon has the capacity for irony
>>78063597Baxter