Choose two characters and I'll generate a fight between themCharacter who loses gets eliminated and marked with a red XAlso feel free to tell me what what to add in the prompt or who do you want to see in another seasonAlso please check on the thread to see what character lost before you make a requestHere's a pastebin of the Winners and Losers, could use some help with that: https://pastebin.com/mTjejev6
>>>/co/150498384The moonlight reflected off Crystal Lake as Jason Voorhees emerged from the fog, machete dripping from a previous victim. He trudged forward, silent and relentless. Suddenly, from the woods came Peter Griffin, holding a bag of cheeseburgers.“Aw crap, I knew I shouldn’t have taken the wrong turn at Quahog!” Peter muttered, stuffing his face. Jason’s head tilted, the blank mask betraying no emotion as he raised his blade.The first swing came down hard, but Peter blocked it with the greasy burger bag, sending patties flying everywhere. “Heh, looks like somebody skipped dinner!” Peter quipped before swinging wildly, his punches surprisingly connecting and staggering Jason back a step.Jason countered by grabbing Peter by the throat, hoisting him high. Peter gagged, then headbutted Jason’s hockey mask so hard it cracked down the middle. “Oh, that’s right, I got a big Quahog noggin!” Jason dropped him, slashing his machete in a brutal arc. Peter screamed, leaping out of the way in pure cartoonish panic, rolling down a hill and accidentally bowling Jason over like a pin.The fight escalated, Jason stomping with unstoppable force, Peter grabbing a fallen tree branch and swinging it like a baseball bat. The branch splintered against Jason’s torso, doing little more than slowing him down. Jason drove his machete deep into Peter’s shoulder, and Peter let out a desperate cry before retaliating with a surprisingly powerful uppercut that sent Jason crashing through a cabin wall.For a moment, Peter thought he had won—until Jason stood back up, unfazed. He strode forward, machete raised, and in one swift motion slashed across Peter’s chest, dropping him to the ground. Peter wheezed, clutching at the wound, whispering, “At least I still got Lois…” before Jason raised the machete one last time and buried it deep.The night went silent again. Jason Voorhees was the winner.
>>78041297Duke Nukem vs The Zone
>>78041456Duke Nukem strode into the irradiated wilderness, sunglasses reflecting the eerie glow of anomalies. “Time to kick ass and chew bubblegum,” he muttered, cracking his knuckles. The air distorted, rippling as The Zone itself seemed to awaken, spawning grotesque mutants from the mist.A pack of blind dogs lunged, and Duke unloaded his shotgun, blowing them apart with a grin. “Fetch this!” But the ground beneath him shivered, an anomaly flaring to life, sucking a tree into itself with crushing force. Duke barely dove aside, sweat beading on his forehead.The Zone retaliated with psychic waves, invisible tremors rattling his mind. Duke staggered, clutching his skull, visions of ghostly Stalkers whispering in broken Russian. “Nice try, brain-freaks,” he growled, injecting a stimpack and charging forward. He lobbed pipe bombs into the darkness, detonating a cluster of pseudogiants, the explosions lighting up the night.But the Zone adapted. Reality folded in, turning corridors of forest into endless looping pathways. Duke fired his RPG into the twisting horizon, but the blast warped and reversed, slamming into him. His armor cracked, his blood staining the dirt.Still, he refused to bow. Pulling out his chaingun, he roared, mowing down waves of mutants as the Zone screamed with psychic fury. The earth split, an anomaly field consuming everything in a writhing vortex of energy. Duke staggered toward the center, spitting blood, “If I go down, you’re coming with me!” He hurled his last nuke into the vortex.The detonation tore through reality, ripping apart the anomaly for a heartbeat. But The Zone endured. As the smoke cleared, Duke’s body lay broken, half-fused into the ground, sunglasses shattered. The Zone closed around him, swallowing the last remnants of his defiance.
>>78041196>>78041514YES! WE'RE BACK! Jason vs Isaac aka battle of the momma's boys.
Unicron vs GOLB
Bro are you still here?
>>78043426Sorry for the delayThe night was quiet around Crystal Lake until the sound of sobbing echoed from the trees. Jason Voorhees turned his masked face toward the noise and saw a small, naked boy with tear-filled eyes and a crude wooden slingshot. Isaac trembled, but when Jason advanced with machete in hand, Isaac’s eyes glowed. He fired streams of tears like bullets, splashing against Jason’s chest.Jason stumbled back for a moment, surprised, then pressed forward unfazed. Isaac cried harder, unleashing a torrent that staggered Jason and forced him against a tree. Jason grabbed the boy and slammed him into the dirt, but Isaac’s body warped, spitting out flies and spectral familiars that buzzed angrily around the masked killer.The fight escalated as Isaac’s arsenal of bizarre power-ups manifested—lasers shot from his tears, bombs sprouted from his hands, and a Book of Revelations shield shimmered around him. Jason endured it all, cutting down the familiars with his machete and walking through fire and smoke without slowing. Isaac screamed, summoning monstrous versions of himself from the basement depths: twisted doppelgängers, heads, and crawling horrors. Jason hacked through them mercilessly, leaving piles of gore in his wake.Isaac, desperate, transformed into a massive angelic figure, wings spreading as beams of holy light rained down. For the first time, Jason faltered, his mask cracking as divine energy burned his flesh. But his rage surged, and he hurled his machete through the air, burying it in Isaac’s chest. The angelic form shattered, leaving the small boy gasping on the ground.Jason loomed over him, expressionless, and with one brutal stomp crushed Isaac’s skull into the dirt. The night grew silent once again, the cries fading into nothing.
>>78044568Yes im sorry i was asleep
>>78043670In the silence between galaxies, a shadow stirred. Unicron, the Chaos-Bringer, drifted through the void, his metal jaws opening wide to devour another world. But as his massive frame drew closer, the stars flickered and warped. From the folds of unreality, GOLB emerged, a grotesque, formless mass with teeth and eyes that were not eyes.Unicron’s voice thundered across the cosmos. “Another morsel for my hunger.” His planetary maw opened, energy lances streaking into the abyss. GOLB did not resist in any conventional sense—his presence simply unmade the beams, dissolving them into static before they could strike.The escalation began as Unicron unleashed his full arsenal: moons split apart, black-hole cannons erupted, and his form shifted into the colossal robot god of destruction. He swung blades the size of continents, cleaving through GOLB’s bulk. But instead of falling, GOLB absorbed the strikes, twisting the fragments of Unicron’s weapons into writhing, malformed abominations that clawed back at their creator.Unicron roared, tearing through his own corrupted matter, devouring it to restore himself. He pulled entire stars into his chest, replenishing his strength, growing larger still. GOLB responded by unraveling space itself, looping the cosmos so that every star Unicron consumed reappeared inside his own body, crushing him from within.The battle became a paradox—devourer versus unmaker. Finally, GOLB seeped into the cracks of Unicron’s essence, warping his mechanical order into incoherent chaos. The titan staggered, his form collapsing, gears twisting into teeth, circuits melting into endless shrieks. Unicron tried to speak, but his voice fractured into meaningless noise before his entire body dissolved into GOLB’s formless mass.The void went quiet again. GOLB lingered, featureless and eternal.
>>78044656The Mask vs Taskmaster
>>78044801In a dimly lit alley, Taskmaster adjusted his skull mask and unsheathed his sword. The mercenary had taken contracts against nearly every fighter alive, but tonight’s target was unusual. From the shadows stepped a green-faced man in a zoot suit, twirling a cane and whistling.“Smokin’!” The Mask grinned, spinning his head like a top before snapping it back in place. Taskmaster raised his shield, studying every twitch of his opponent’s body. The Mask’s movements were erratic, yet precise enough to confuse even his photographic reflexes.The fight began with Taskmaster striking first, shield bashing with Captain America’s technique. The Mask absorbed the hit like rubber, stretching his face comically around the shield before slingshotting it back into Taskmaster’s chest. Taskmaster countered with Hawkeye-level archery, arrows flying rapid-fire, but The Mask pulled out a giant cartoon magnet, sucking them all harmlessly into a trash can.Escalation came fast. Taskmaster unleashed a flurry of sword strikes, mimicking Daredevil’s agility and Spider-Man’s acrobatics, cornering his foe. But The Mask simply pulled his torso apart like an accordion, letting the blades pass through, then snapped back with a mallet the size of a car. Taskmaster blocked, but the impact hurled him through a brick wall.Determined, Taskmaster switched tactics, predicting The Mask’s punch and countering with flawless precision. For a moment, he landed blow after blow, using pure technique to overwhelm the chaos. But the Mask laughed through every strike, healing instantly, then transformed into a whirlwind of Looney Tunes gags—an anvil, a rocket, a chainsaw all at once. Taskmaster’s reflexes couldn’t keep up with nonsense that defied physics.In the end, The Mask wound up with a giant cartoon hammer, winking at the audience. He slammed it down, flattening Taskmaster into the pavement like a chalk outline. The mercenary twitched once, then went still.
>>78044861The dream warrior (Kirby) vs the dream demon (Freddy)
>>78044924In the depths of a crimson sky, Freddy Krueger stalked the dreamscape, his claws scraping against the walls of a warped bedroom. “Time to carve up another little piggy,” he sneered. But the bed quivered, and from beneath the sheets popped a round, pink figure with innocent eyes and a determined frown—Kirby, the Dream Warrior.Freddy laughed. “This is my world, runt. You can’t hurt me here.” He lunged, claws slashing, but Kirby bounced aside, inhaling deeply. Freddy’s clawed glove stretched toward him—only to be sucked in, yanked right off Freddy’s arm. Kirby swallowed with a *gulp*, transforming into a tiny pink version of Freddy, complete with a comically oversized claw.The escalation began. Freddy warped the dream around them, turning the floor into a pit of fire and the walls into writhing flesh. Kirby, unfazed, floated above the flames and raked at Freddy with his copied claws. Freddy countered by multiplying, hundreds of Kruegers swarming with razor hands. Kirby inhaled again, sucking up the clones in a furious vortex until the dreamscape rattled.Enraged, Freddy grew into a towering nightmare god, eyes burning, his shadow blotting out the dream sky. “You can’t kill me—I am fear itself!” he roared. Kirby responded by swallowing a star from the dream sky, his body glowing with radiant energy. With a mighty leap, he transformed into Star Warrior form, riding a blazing Warp Star straight at Freddy’s chest.The two forces collided, Freddy’s claws tearing into the Warp Star, Kirby’s power cutting through the nightmare essence. With a final squeak of determination, Kirby drove his light through Freddy’s heart. Freddy screamed, his body unraveling into ash and smoke, the dream collapsing into calm starlight.As the dust settled, Kirby landed gently, returning to his round, pink self. He waved happily before drifting off on his Warp Star.
>>78044998Enel vs Vitiate
Wonder of U vs the Doctor
>>78045177On a storm-wracked world, lightning tore the sky as Enel descended, drums on his back crackling with godlike voltage. “Another planet ripe for my rule,” he said, his voice dripping arrogance. But from the darkness came Darth Vitiate, the Sith Emperor, eyes glowing with hunger. “Your divinity is an illusion. I consume gods.”The first clash was immediate. Enel unleashed bolts of thunder that scorched mountains, the air itself trembling with his power. Vitiate raised a hand, the lightning bending and dissipating into his palm as he fed on its energy. With a gesture, he sent a wave of dark side force that shattered the ground beneath Enel, forcing him back.Enel grinned, transforming into pure lightning, zipping across the battlefield at impossible speed. Vitiate anticipated, his mind probing, predicting each strike. When Enel materialized for a blow, the Sith unleashed a Force scream that rippled through reality, staggering Enel even in his intangible state.The battle escalated. Enel summoned Raigo, a massive sphere of electricity, hurling it down like judgment from the heavens. Vitiate responded by draining life from the very world, raising storms of fire and shadow to swallow the lightning. Their powers clashed in a blinding storm, continents trembling under their duel.At his peak, Enel moved as lightning incarnate, striking from every angle, but Vitiate expanded his essence beyond flesh, projecting a dark aura that filled the skies. Enel’s bolts pierced through his body, only to be absorbed, his stamina feeding the Sith’s endless hunger.In the end, Vitiate’s power proved absolute. He ensnared Enel’s soul in a prison of dark energy, stripping him of vitality. Enel screamed as his lightning form collapsed, drawn into the Emperor’s grasp. Vitiate inhaled deeply, draining the self-proclaimed god until nothing remained but silence.
>>78044998Since Kirby swallowed Freddy, does that mean he carries abilities that he copied from his opponents that he defeated, like in Squeak Squad? Just asking.Also, Lego dude vs DEI Shaggy
>>78045230The one time Vitiate doesn't job like fuck lmaoBanjo and Kazooie vs THE ZONE
>>78045217The 9th Doctor stepped out of the TARDIS onto a quiet street, leather jacket creaking as he scanned the air with his sonic screwdriver. “Something’s not right here,” he muttered. The wind shifted, and from the shadows emerged a figure walking casually, its presence radiating inevitability. Wonder of U had appeared, each step dripping with the aura of calamity.The Doctor frowned. “You’re not just trouble—you’re disaster incarnate.” Wonder of U did not speak, only advanced slowly. Almost immediately, accidents began. The pavement cracked beneath the Doctor’s feet, forcing him back. A streetlamp snapped, nearly crushing him before he rolled aside. The Stand’s calamity ability had begun its work.Escalation followed quickly. The Doctor sprinted, using the sonic screwdriver to manipulate nearby machinery, sending sparks and collapsing scaffolding toward Wonder of U. Yet every attempt rebounded; workers’ tools fell onto the Doctor, cars skidded dangerously close, and even the TARDIS’s shielding flickered under improbable malfunctions. Wonder of U walked steadily, never accelerating, as reality itself bent in its favor.But the Doctor wasn’t new to impossible odds. He gritted his teeth. “You want inevitability? I’ve got inevitability.” Diving back into the TARDIS, he adjusted the console, rerouting paradox engines and pulling in temporal probability fields. When he emerged again, the street shimmered with unstable time. Each calamity backfired—lampposts struck themselves down, cars veered into nothingness. The Doctor had inverted the field, turning probability against Wonder of U.For the first time, the Stand’s calm advance faltered. The Doctor seized the moment, using the sonic to amplify the paradox field. Reality folded, rejecting Wonder of U as an impossibility within the timeline. With a final pulse, the Stand fragmented, dissolving into scattered echoes before vanishing entirely.The street fell silent.
>>78045255Hmm idk, might be a bit overpowered but I did have Armstrong use his Electivire he captured
>>78045321Yeah, Kirby with Freddy's powers might be too chaotic. It's like trying to make everyone in this roster fight Rare Akuma from Mugen lol.
>>78045296Banjo and Kazooie wandered into a forest shrouded in unnatural fog. The bear scratched his head. “Guh-huh, this doesn’t look like Spiral Mountain.” Kazooie peeked from the backpack. “Smells like something died here a hundred times over. Probably you.” The trees groaned as the ground rippled. They had stepped into The Zone.the anomalies were subtle: stones floating midair, a rusted swing set creaking without wind. Then the air warped, pulling Banjo toward a vortex anomaly. He dug his heels in, grunting, while Kazooie fired eggs to disrupt the pull. The explosion scattered debris, but the distortion only grew. Shadows oozed from the ground blind dogs and bloodsuckers materializing with hungry growls.Banjo swung his backpack like a club, knocking a mutant aside, while Kazooie unleashed fiery eggs in rapid bursts, incinerating another. “We’ve fought witches tougher than this!” Banjo shouted, though sweat dripped down his brow as the air itself crackled with psychic dread. The Zone pressed harder, birthing waves of abominations stitched from reality’s unraveling.Kazooie squawked, summoning the Flight Pad. Together they soared upward, strafing the horrors with dive-bombs and egg barrages. But the Zone was not merely an enemy it was an environment, and the sky twisted into endless loops, trapping them in an aerial maze. Every dive returned them to the same point. The Zone warped their magic, dragging Banjo down into a gravitational pit while Kazooie screamed insults.Desperate, they unleashed their ultimate move: the Mighty Jinjonator, summoned from deep within their spirits. A colossal Jinjo statue erupted, smashing through mutants with unstoppable force. The Zone adapted, dissolving the statue into dust.In the end, Banjo and Kazooie fought bravely, but exhaustion set in. The Zone’s psychic field overwhelmed them, twisting bear and bird into a grotesque fused husk. Their cries echoed before silence claimed the forest once more.
>>78045452I can already tell The Zone is going to be a big meme this roster lmaoI wanna see Ragsy vs Jason next
>>78045255A shadow fell over the quiet streets as The Overlord emerged, black and serpentine, eyes glowing with malevolent fire. “The world will kneel before darkness,” he hissed. From a nearby alley, Norville “Shaggy” Rogers stepped out, sandwich in hand, eyes wide. “Man… why this gotta be my day?” he muttered, shifting nervously.The fight started tense. The Overlord lashed out with shadowy tendrils, smashing cars and streetlights, while Norville ducked behind a dumpster, keeping low. “Ayo, hold up! Chill with that!” he shouted, tossing his sandwich like a projectile. It bounced harmlessly off the Overlord’s scale, but Norville didn’t stop, flinging ketchup packets like improvised grenades.Escalation came quick. The Overlord summoned writhing minions of pure shadow that hissed and lunged. Norville scrambled atop a parked van, narrowly dodging claws. He grabbed a fire hydrant and yanked it, drenching the minions in water. They slowed, but The Overlord advanced, swallowing the street in darkness.Norville tried to fight with what he had—broomstick, trash can lid, duct tape—all making a feeble dent. The Overlord’s shadow radiated over him, tendrils coiling around Norville, lifting him off the ground. “Yo! Nah, bruh… I ain’t finna die like this!” he shouted, thrashing wildly, swinging the broomstick in desperation.The Overlord released a concentrated pulse of shadow energy. Norville slammed into a wall, legs twitching weakly, the street falling silent. The shadows dissipated into nothing, leaving nothing but scorched asphalt and shattered streetlights.The Overlord loomed, eyes blazing over the wreckage.
>>78045519A thick mist rolled over Crystal Lake as Jason Voorhees emerged from the water, machete gleaming under the moonlight. Ragman stepped out from the shadows, his cloak of corrupted souls swirling around him. “You’re about to become one of my collection,” he said, voice low and menacing.Jason charged first, swinging his machete with lethal precision. Ragman’s cloak rippled, sending spectral arms to intercept the blow, absorbing the strike while whispering the souls of those Jason had slain. Jason snarled behind his mask and swung again, but the cloak flung ghostly hands, wrapping around the killer’s wrist and pulling him off balance.The escalation began as Ragman drew on the pain of the spirits, summoning spectral figures that lunged at Jason from all sides. The lake’s fog twisted, reflecting nightmarish visions of Jason’s past victims. Jason shrugged off the phantoms, swinging with brute force, but Ragman’s cloak adapted, stretching and reshaping to block and entangle him.Jason pressed harder, using raw power to crush the spirits, each swing shaking Ragman to his core. Ragman retaliated, ripping energy from the souls, striking Jason with spectral whips that cut deeper than steel. Jason roared, charging, but Ragman spun, letting the cloak envelop Jason entirely. The souls writhed, clawing, whispering, and finally penetrating Jason’s mind with visions of every life he had taken.For a moment, Jason faltered, staggered by the flood of torment. Ragman tightened the cloak, binding the killer completely. With a final surge, the souls of Ragman’s cloak compressed into a single strike of spectral energy, piercing Jason’s heart through the mask. Jason gasped, collapsing into the fog, his machete clattering beside him.The lake grew silent, the mist parting as Ragman straightened, cloak settling.
>>78045519Oh yeah definitely we may need a planet buster
>>78045632Hoopa vs Joker
>>78045632Kino...Turn A vs Galvatron
>>78045561>“Yo! Nah, bruh… I ain’t finna die like this!”I gegged
>>78045674The city skyline shimmered under a distorted sky as Hoopa appeared, rings spinning around him, a mischievous grin spreading across his face. “Looking for trouble?” he taunted. From the shadows of an alley, Joker adjusted his mask, hand gripping his dagger. “Time to steal your freedom,” he said calmly, ready to summon his Persona.Hoopa started small, sending objects flying through space with his rings—cars, crates, even streetlights hurtling toward Joker. With precise movements, Joker dodged, summoning Arsène, who leapt into battle, countering Hoopa’s attacks with fiery strikes and shadowy chains. Hoopa laughed, teleporting around the city, striking from multiple angles. “You move well… but can you handle this?”The fight escalated. Hoopa’s laughter grew maniacal as he transformed into his Unbound form, expanding into a towering, six-armed being radiating chaos energy. The city quaked under his power as rings tore open portals, dragging streets into other dimensions. Joker and Arsène barely stayed on their feet, dodging blasts of psychic and dark energy that threatened to tear reality itself apart.Joker struck back with coordinated attacks, exploiting openings in Hoopa’s form, landing slashes and kicks, Arsène amplifying every strike with persona magic. But each hit barely fazed Unbound Hoopa, who swung massive arms and opened rifts that warped time and space. Civilians fled as the battlefield became a shifting, surreal nightmare.Finally, Joker drew deep on his resolve. Calling on the Phantom Thieves’ combined will, he amplified Arsène’s power into a massive, radiant strike, weaving through Hoopa’s portals. The attack struck the Unbound Hoopa at the core, destabilizing the chaos energy. Hoopa roared, spinning his rings frantically, but the concentrated Persona strike shattered his form, sending him crashing into a dimensional rift that sealed behind him.Joker adjusted his mask, breathing steadily, eyes sharp.
>>78045677The battlefield was a ruined cityscape, skyscrapers shattered and smoke curling into a stormy sky. Turn A Gundam touched down, its sleek white armor gleaming. “Time to end this,” its pilot muttered. Across the street, Galvatron revved his cannons, purple armor reflecting the destruction around him. “Fools… you will kneel before me,” he growled.Galvatron fired first, massive photon blasts tearing through buildings. Turn A Gundam rolled and dodged, its Moonlight Butterfly system humming softly, launching tiny wings that sliced through debris and deflected energy blasts. The air crackled as the first skirmish began, the Gundam weaving through chaos while returning fire with its beam rifle.The escalation came quickly. Galvatron transformed, unleashing full artillery barrages and rolling into assault mode, crushing streets and launching missiles. Turn A responded with precise maneuvers, dodging missiles and firing Moonlight Butterfly swarms that shredded the advancing weapons. Sparks and energy collided, sending shockwaves that flattened nearby ruins.Galvatron surged forward, swinging massive fists, and Turn A unleashed its core saber, clashing in a titanic melee. Each blow sent tremors through the city; Galvatron roared, swinging like a force of nature, while Turn A spun and darted, slicing with pinpoint precision. Finally, Turn A activated its Moonlight Butterfly fully, a blinding swarm of nanostructures flooding the battlefield, enveloping Galvatron.Galvatron struggled as the microscopic wings tore through his armor and circuits, disrupting systems and deflecting his attacks. The Gundam closed in, slashing with the beam saber in a final, precise arc. Sparks flew as Galvatron’s weapons overloaded, and with one last stab, Turn A pierced his chest cavity, circuits sparking violently before the Decepticon toppled, motionless.The city fell silent under the settling dust. Turn A Gundam’s wings retracted, gleaming in the dim light.
>>78045649I feel like the AI would pull some kind of>No psychic resistance???and have them die to a Blowout anyway>"Huff... huff.. we did it Kirby we beat The Zone">"Poyo poyo poyo (Kamen Rider, that was just a Psuedogiant)"
Optimus aside... Transformers are taking lots of Ls
>>78045797Black Dynamite vs the Punisher
>>78045917
>>78045917>>78045959Shit i forgot to paste the fightThe streets were dark and littered with trash when Frank Castle, the Punisher, stepped out of the shadows, his coat flaring as he cocked his pistol. “Time to clean up this city,” he muttered, scanning for trouble. From across the street, Black Dynamite emerged, shades on, muscles glistening under the streetlights. “You look like you need a lesson in street justice, man,” he said, cracking his knuckles.The fight began with a sudden burst of gunfire. The Punisher opened up, bullets shredding trash cans and brick walls. Black Dynamite ducked, rolling through the hail of fire, and retaliated with rapid punches that sent a nearby car door flying into a dumpster. “Gotta move fast if you wanna keep up with me, man!” he yelled.Escalation came fast. The Punisher switched to his shotgun, blasting debris and forcing Black Dynamite back. Black Dynamite leapt high, delivering spinning kicks that knocked the Punisher into a stack of crates. He grabbed a nearby pipe, swinging it like a club, but Frank caught it mid-swing, twisting his arm and elbowing him in the ribs. The two traded blows in brutal hand-to-hand combat, the street shaking under their fury.The Punisher pulled a grenade, tossing it at Black Dynamite’s feet. Black Dynamite somersaulted backward, sending the explosion into a wall that collapsed in a cloud of dust. Both men stood, panting, bruised, and circling. With a sudden burst, the Punisher lunged, firing three precise rounds that shattered the streetlamp above Black Dynamite. As Dynamite looked up, the Punisher tackled him to the ground, delivering a final series of bone-crunching punches that left him unconscious.The street fell quiet, only the wind rattling the debris.
>>78045959The Spot vs Kamen Rider
>>78046018The city streets twisted under a dim, flickering streetlight as The Spot appeared, black-and-white portals rippling across his body. “Ready to get spotted, hero?” he sneered. From the shadows, Kamen Rider Ichigo revved his motorcycle, helmet glinting. “I’ll stop you, Spot. No tricks will work tonight.”The fight began instantly. The Spot teleported through his portals, striking from all directions. Ichigo dodged with lightning reflexes, countering with swift kicks and punches. Each time The Spot’s limbs emerged from another portal, Ichigo slashed with his Rider Kick, smashing one of the extensions into the pavement. “Gotta stay ahead of the portals,” Ichigo muttered, spinning to avoid a sudden flurry.Escalation came quickly. The Spot enlarged his network of portals, dragging cars and street debris into the fight. He swung wildly, striking from impossible angles, his laughter echoing through the alleys. Ichigo summoned his Cyclone belt, accelerating to high speed, weaving through the chaos while delivering a barrage of Rider punches. The collisions of force against teleportation created shockwaves, shaking nearby buildings.The Spot tried to overwhelm Ichigo, opening dozens of portals simultaneously. Ichigo’s instincts kicked in. He leapt onto a rooftop, analyzing the portal patterns. With a burst of speed, he dashed, bouncing between walls and striking key portal points, destabilizing the connections. The Spot staggered, portals collapsing into each other, leaving him exposed.Seeing the opening, Ichigo launched his signature Rider Kick. The surge of force struck The Spot mid-teleport, shattering the portal network and sending him crashing to the ground, unable to recover. The remaining portals flickered and disappeared as Ichigo landed gracefully.The streets fell silent once more, only Ichigo’s steady breathing cutting through the night.
>>78045959>>78045984Jacket vs Art the Clown
>>78046072A flickering neon light illuminated the empty warehouse as Jacket stepped in, chicken mask strapped tight, machete gleaming. “Let’s get this over with,” he muttered, scanning the shadows. A high-pitched giggle echoed from the darkness, and Art the Clown emerged, dragging a bloodied crowbar behind him. “Hehehe… you first,” he whispered, twisting his head unnaturally.The fight began abruptly. Jacket charged, swinging his machete in wide arcs, but Art vanished and reappeared behind him, striking with the crowbar. Jacket ducked just in time, rolling and slashing, cutting across the clown’s arm. Art yelped and grinned, blood dripping from his sleeve as he lunged, nails and teeth bared in manic fury.Escalation came fast. Art twisted reality around them, moving unpredictably, tossing debris and improvised weapons with horrifying accuracy. Jacket adapted, using stealth and quick bursts of speed, taking cover behind crates and pillars. Gunfire erupted as Jacket pulled a pistol, bullets tearing into Art’s flesh—but the clown seemed to shrug off every shot, his grin widening. “Hehehe… is that all?”Jacket switched tactics, throwing smoke grenades and setting traps with wires and bottles. Art screeched, swinging wildly, smashing crates, and turning the environment against Jacket. The warehouse became a chaotic playground of blood, fire, and shrapnel. Jacket lunged, machete ready, but Art vanished, reappearing on the rafters, leaping down like a twisted shadow.For the decisive finisher, Jacket anticipated Art’s descent, rolling forward and stabbing upward as Art landed, piercing the clown through the chest. Art screamed, laughter warping into gurgling terror as he collapsed, lifeless and still. The warehouse fell silent, save for Jacket’s heavy breathing behind the eerie gaze of the chicken mask.
>>78046067Vitiate vs Zeus
Doctor vs GOLB
>>78046195The battlefield trembled as Zeus, the king of the gods, descended, his presence commanding the storm. "You dare challenge me?" he boomed, lightning crackling around his form. Darth Vitiate, cloaked in darkness, stood unfazed. "I consume gods," he intoned, his voice a whisper of death.Zeus struck first, summoning a barrage of lightning bolts that illuminated the sky. Vitiate raised a hand, absorbing the energy, his form pulsating with dark power. "Is that all?" he sneered. With a flick of his wrist, he unleashed a wave of dark energy, forcing Zeus to retreat.The battle escalated as Zeus transformed, his muscles bulging, his body compressing into a diamond-hard form known as Adamas. "Feel the weight of the heavens," he declared, delivering a series of devastating punches that shattered the ground beneath them. Vitiate countered with Sith sorcery, summoning illusions and manipulating the Force to create barriers of dark energy.The clash intensified, each combatant pushing the other to their limits. Zeus's raw power collided with Vitiate's mastery of the dark side, creating shockwaves that rippled through the air. But Vitiate's immortality allowed him to endure, his essence slipping from one form to another, always returning.In a final, desperate move, Zeus channeled the full force of the storm, his body glowing with divine energy. "This ends now!" he shouted, launching a massive bolt of lightning. Vitiate attempted to absorb the energy, but the sheer force overwhelmed him, his form disintegrating in a blinding flash.As the light faded, Zeus stood victorious, his chest heaving with exertion. "The dark side falls before the light," he proclaimed, his voice carrying across the silent battlefield.
>>78046290The 9th Doctor stepped into a fractured void, the TARDIS doors creaking shut behind him. The air pulsed with chaos, reality warping around impossible angles. “This… this isn’t a planet,” he muttered. From the depths of nothingness emerged GOLB, a titanic, formless mass of eyes and jagged mouths, radiating entropy itself.The Doctor darted forward, sonic screwdriver buzzing, firing concentrated bursts of temporal energy to test the entity. GOLB’s presence rippled, swallowing the blasts and warping the Doctor’s perception, the walls bending into infinite loops. “Not good… not good at all,” he whispered, running along an impossible corridor that folded in on itself.Escalation came fast. GOLB surged, tendrils of pure chaos snaking through the void, each swipe erasing fragments of space and time. The Doctor leapt, swinging the sonic, creating temporary bubbles of stability, but GOLB adapted instantly, reshaping the void to trap him. Time fractured, looping the Doctor’s movements, forcing him to think ten steps ahead to avoid being consumed.The Doctor gritted his teeth, recalibrating the TARDIS remotely. “If I can’t fight it directly… I’ll fight it through its own rules!” He opened multiple temporal rifts, anchoring fragments of reality around GOLB. The entity roared, a cacophony of impossible sound, twisting the rifts, trying to merge them into itself.For the decisive finisher, the Doctor synchronized the rifts, collapsing them inward like a collapsing star, channeling GOLB’s own chaotic essence against it. The mass writhed, shrieking as it was forced to contain itself, until finally it imploded, folding into nothingness.The void settled. The Doctor adjusted his coat, breathing heavily, sonic screwdriver still glowing.
>>78046333Let's send Ragsy after Junko
>>78046189>“Let’s get this over with,” he muttered,>“Hehehe… you first,” he whispered, twisting his head unnaturally.Odd that the AI made them speak even though both of them are mute (Jacket's Payday incarnation does not count because he's a different character entirety.)
>>78046399Let's try to make Sub-Zero kill John Cena
Joker vs The Mask
>>78046443A heavy fog settled over the abandoned city as Ragman stepped from the shadows, cloak of tormented souls swirling around him. “You’re about to join them,” he growled. From the ruins, Junko Enoshima giggled, twisting her hair into chaotic pigtails. “Oh, how boring… but let’s see how you handle despair!”The fight began with Junko summoning despair energy, hurling fragments of reality like jagged shards at Ragman. He deflected them with spectral arms, absorbing the fragments into his cloak. “You feed on chaos,” Ragman muttered, “but I feed on those who’ve caused it.” He unleashed ghostly hands that lunged at Junko, trying to bind her with the spirits of her victims.Escalation followed. Junko twisted the environment, warping the city into a nightmare labyrinth, filled with illusions of death and despair. Ragman adapted, using the souls in his cloak to sense true threats, slashing through illusions and striking at Junko herself. She laughed, shifting forms and sending waves of psychic attacks, each pulse testing the limits of Ragman’s endurance.Ragman’s cloak flared, absorbing the energy of despair itself, each spirit crying out in anguish before lending him power. He summoned an ethereal army, pushing Junko back with relentless spectral strikes. Junko tried to corrupt him with a concentrated blast of ultimate despair, but Ragman’s cloak acted as a shield, turning her own energy against her.For the decisive finisher, Ragman condensed the spirits into a single, overwhelming strike, smothering Junko in a vortex of tortured souls. Her screams echoed briefly before dissipating as she was bound and neutralized, her power of despair broken. The city grew quiet, the fog settling over empty streets once more.
>>78046484The AI does this a lot, it does it with pokemon too>>78046518>>78046544Incoming!
>>78046518A frozen wind cut through the deserted arena as Sub-Zero stepped forward, his eyes glowing beneath the mask. “You shouldn’t have come here,” he said, summoning a swirl of ice around his fists. From the other side, John Cena bounced on his heels, muscles coiled and ready. “You can’t see me, but you’re about to feel it!” he shouted, charging with explosive speed.The fight began with Sub-Zero striking first, launching shards of ice that exploded on impact. Cena dodged and countered with rapid punches, each blow testing Sub-Zero’s reflexes. The ninja froze the floor beneath him, sending Cena sliding, but Cena recovered mid-roll, leaping into a flying shoulder tackle that staggered Sub-Zero.Escalation came fast. Sub-Zero’s attacks grew more lethal—spinning ice blades, walls of frost, and a massive ice clone to flank Cena. Cena ducked under a spinning ice blade, delivering a series of suplexes to the clone that shattered it into shards. Sub-Zero countered, forming a massive spear of ice and throwing it with deadly precision. Cena barely deflected it with a steel chair grabbed from the side, sparks flying on contact.The battle intensified as Sub-Zero trapped Cena in a freezing vortex, ice crawling up his arms and legs. Cena gritted his teeth, muscles straining. “Never give up!” he roared, breaking free with a burst of raw strength, shattering the ice midair. Sub-Zero lunged, but Cena sidestepped, hoisting him for the Attitude Adjustment. The slam hit with bone-crushing force, shattering the ice that had surrounded the ninja.For the decisive finisher, Cena delivered a second Attitude Adjustment, this time driving Sub-Zero into the ground so hard the frozen battlefield cracked beneath them. Sub-Zero attempted one last ice blast, but Cena caught it, crushing it in his fists.The arena fell silent, snow and ice melting around Cena as he stood triumphant.
>>78046544The streets of a neon-lit city twisted with surreal energy as Joker stepped forward, dagger in hand, eyes sharp behind his mask. “Time to steal your freedom,” he muttered. From a nearby alley, The Mask popped into view, green-faced grin wide, cane twirling. “Smokin’! Looks like it’s showtime, baby!”The fight began chaotically. Joker lunged, dagger flashing, but The Mask contorted his body comically, limbs stretching and bending in impossible ways to dodge. He swung his oversized mallet, smashing a lamppost that narrowly missed Joker, who rolled aside and summoned Arsène. The phantom figure’s chains lashed out, grabbing The Mask mid-swing, but The Mask simply stretched into a giant spring and bounced free, leaving Joker momentarily confused.Escalation came fast. Joker called forth a barrage of attacks, blades and Persona-infused strikes cutting through the street, while The Mask warped reality around him, conjuring an anvil from the sky and hurling it like a missile. Joker dodged, pivoting on walls and railings, striking with precise Phantom Thief agility. The Mask laughed maniacally, multiplying himself into dozens of chaotic copies, each armed with absurd weapons and ready to pummel.Joker’s strategy shifted. He coordinated Arsène’s attacks with precision, exploiting openings between the Mask clones, slicing through illusions with bursts of Persona energy. The Mask retaliated, pulling a giant cartoon cannon from nowhere and firing, sending Joker flying backward into a neon sign. But Joker grinned, adapting, launching a flurry of dagger and Persona-enhanced strikes that cut through the distorted battlefield.For the decisive finisher, Joker summoned his ultimate Persona strike, chaining shadows into a concentrated, radiant slash. The Mask attempted one last cartoonish dodge, but the energy struck true, enveloping him in a whirlwind of destructive light. When it cleared, only Joker stood.
>>78046554>>78046627> “You feed on chaos,” Ragman muttered, “but I feed on those who’ve caused it.”> John Cena bounced on his heels, muscles coiled and ready. “You can’t see me, but you’re about to feel it!”German crybaby Zanza with both Monados vs Kirbeh
>>78046701A storm raged across a shattered plain as Zanza, wielding both Monados, descended with a thunderous roar. “Ihr Narren! I am the god of this world!” His voice cracked like the earth itself. From a nearby crater, Kirby floated up, eyes wide but determined, puffing himself up.The fight began with Zanza unleashing a barrage of Monado energy beams, each slash cracking the ground. Kirby inhaled quickly, sucking up stray blasts and spitting them back as concentrated energy spheres. Zanza sneered, deflecting most effortlessly, but Kirby dodged and bounced off a fractured rock, landing a small but fast punch on Zanza’s knee.Escalation came fast. Zanza activated his full Monado powers, swinging both blades in sweeping arcs, tearing the battlefield apart. Kirby’s body glowed pink as he transformed into a copy of Zanza’s energy form, claws extended and beams firing with shocking speed. The two clashed midair, energy beams colliding with explosions that sent shockwaves across the plains.Zanza roared, summoning gravitational anomalies to crush Kirby, who countered by creating a vacuum of his own, sucking Zanza’s energy blasts into his belly. Kirby exhaled in a massive blast, forcing Zanza back. The god roared in fury, summoning massive Monado storms, creating pillars of light and sound that shook the very horizon. Kirby dodged nimbly, bouncing between attacks, striking with copied powers, matching the god blow for blow.For the decisive finisher, Kirby combined all the powers he had copied—Monado beams, gravitational pulls, and raw strength—into a single devastating punch. He leapt high, spinning, and drove the attack straight into Zanza’s chest. The god screamed as the combined force shattered his defenses, knocking him to the ground in a blinding flash of energy.The plains fell silent, the winds settling as Kirby floated gently down, victorious.
I think Kirby might be the franchise with the most wins across all seasons
>>78046782>kirby copies the fucking monadoMONSTERbyLet's see Turn A go up against Kittan
>>78046782I'm sending Joker to the Zone for killing the Mask.
>>78046892The sun blazed over a desolate battlefield as King Kittan stood tall, his golden armor gleaming with the weight of countless battles. "Time to show you the power of the Spiral!" he roared, his voice echoing across the wasteland. Opposite him, the Turn A Gundam, known as the "White Doll," stood poised, its pilot, Loran Cehack, ready for the impending clash.The fight began with Kittan charging forward, his massive form barreling towards the Gundam. He swung his colossal fists, each blow carrying the force to shatter mountains. Turn A responded with swift movements, its beam rifle firing precise shots that grazed Kittan's armor, leaving scorch marks but no significant damage.As the battle escalated, Kittan unleashed his signature move, the Giga Drill Breaker, a drill of immense power aimed directly at Turn A. The Gundam countered by deploying its Moonlight Butterfly, releasing a swarm of nanomachines that disintegrated the incoming attack, leaving a cloud of particles in the air.Not to be outdone, Kittan fused his Gunmen with Gurren Lagann's broken drill, creating a new, larger Giga Drill. With a mighty thrust, he launched the enhanced attack at Turn A. The Gundam, utilizing its advanced sensors and agility, dodged the strike and retaliated with a beam saber, slashing through Kittan's defenses.The decisive moment came when Kittan, in a final act of defiance, channeled all his Spiral Power into a massive energy blast. Turn A, recognizing the threat, activated its full capabilities, including its stealth mode to confuse Kittan's senses. The Gundam then unleashed a concentrated beam from its abdomen, piercing through the energy blast and striking Kittan directly.As the dust settled, Turn A Gundam stood victorious, its systems humming with the power of the Moonlight Butterfly. Kittan's form lay motionless, a testament to the relentless spirit of the Spiral. The battlefield fell silent, the echoes of their clash fading into the winds.
>>78046896The radioactive mist curled through the ruins of a desolate city as Joker stepped cautiously, dagger in hand. “Looks like trouble’s brewing,” he muttered. The Zone, a living nightmare of mutants, anomalies, and unpredictable hazards, shimmered into view, a haze of danger radiating from every corner.Joker struck first, summoning Arsène. The Persona leapt forward, chains lashing at mutant creatures emerging from the shadows. Bullets and shards of debris flew as Joker dodged radiation bursts, narrowly avoiding a sudden gravitational anomaly that ripped the pavement beneath him. “Gotta stay sharp,” he muttered, eyes scanning for threats.The fight escalated as the Zone shifted violently. Anomalies tore the environment apart, forming deadly traps while mutants swarmed Joker from every side. Arsène countered with shadow strikes, cleaving through foes and deflecting bursts of energy from unstable anomalies. Joker flipped across crumbling rooftops, striking precise blows and using his agility to keep pace with the chaos.Joker adapted, using Persona abilities to manipulate the environment, creating openings among the shifting hazards. But the Zone retaliated, forming a concentrated mass of energy and mutants that surged toward him. Joker summoned an array of elemental attacks—fire, wind, and psychic strikes—disrupting the mass and scattering enemies.For the decisive finisher, Joker coordinated a concentrated Persona assault, combining shadow chains, fiery slashes, and telekinetic blasts to strike at the heart of the Zone’s energy nexus. The mass of mutants and anomalies shrieked as it imploded, collapsing in on itself until only desolate ruins remained.Joker stood amidst the wreckage, dagger in hand, breathing steadily, the radioactive mist slowly dissipating.
>>78047003Moonlight Butterfly is borked>>78047050The evil is beatenNow here's something even more evil KLONOA VS HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK
>>78047050Welp, there goes my idea of trying to make Kirby in the Zone the final battle.The Lich vs that green slime thing next to Ragman.
>>78047106A surreal forest glowed under the twilight sky as Klonoa hopped forward, ears twitching, Wind Ring at the ready. “Better be careful,” he muttered. From a nearby clearing, Hank J. Wimbledon stepped out, cricket bat in hand, eyes cold and calculating. “You’re in my territory, kid,” he said, tightening his grip.The fight began with Klonoa dashing forward, swinging his Wind Ring to create gusts of energy that knocked Hank back. Hank countered with swift, precise swings of his bat, each strike sending shockwaves that cracked the ground beneath them. Klonoa leapt and spun, avoiding the heavy blows while firing energy blasts from the Wind Ring.Escalation came fast. Hank’s attacks grew relentless, swinging with superhuman strength, and sending debris flying in wide arcs. Klonoa adapted, using his long ears to grasp objects and enemies alike, tossing them at Hank to keep him off balance. Hank responded by charging, bat glowing with kinetic energy, forcing Klonoa to dodge midair, narrowly avoiding a crushing strike.Klonoa’s speed and agility allowed him to create openings, striking with gusts of wind and knocking Hank backward repeatedly. Hank countered with brute force, attempting to corner Klonoa against a rock wall, but Klonoa summoned a whirlwind, lifting himself and Hank into the air. The two clashed midair, energy and force colliding with thunderous impact.For the decisive finisher, Klonoa focused all his Wind Ring power into a spinning tornado strike, striking Hank from above and blasting him across the battlefield. Hank hit the ground hard, dropping his bat, unable to continue. The forest settled, leaves drifting gently in the aftermath of the battle.Klonoa stood panting, ears flicking, victorious.
>>78047179I'm sorry Klonoa, but you just pissed off a known friend of Hank... The motherfucking Postal Dude!
>>78047171A toxic mist hung over the desolate city as Chemo lumbered forward, every step shaking the ground. “This world… ends,” his guttural, chemical-laden growl echoed. From the shadows, The Lich floated, skeletal form glowing with necrotic energy. “You think brute force can stop me?” he hissed, dark magic coiling around him like serpents.The fight began violently. Chemo charged at impossible speed, smashing through buildings, trying to crush The Lich under his immense mass. The Lich countered with blasts of necrotic energy, ripping chunks of matter from the air and hurling them at Chemo. The chemical titan absorbed some attacks, the others corroding into smoke and mist.Escalation came fast. Chemo swiped, tossing debris with superhuman speed, each blow capable of leveling city blocks. The Lich teleported across the battlefield, summoning skeletal minions and life-draining pulses to weaken Chemo. The titan roared, generating a shockwave of toxic energy that disintegrated the summoned minions and forced The Lich to retreat temporarily.The Lich adapted, bending reality, opening void-like rifts to restrain Chemo’s movements. But Chemo’s regenerative chemical body surged forward, bursting through barriers, relentless and unyielding. Each clash of power sent shockwaves across the landscape, buildings toppling under the sheer force of speed and magical energy combined.For the decisive finisher, The Lich concentrated his apocalyptic magic into a single, radiant strike aimed at Chemo’s core, warping the very molecules of his body. Chemo collided with the attack head-on, absorbing and dispersing most of the force, but the remaining magical energy destabilized his molecular cohesion. With a final, echoing roar, Chemo collapsed into a seething, inert mass, unable to regenerate further.The mist cleared. The Lich hovered above the wreckage, necrotic aura fading, victorious over the unstoppable chemical behemoth.
>>78047179>hank lostFuark!! If only Klonoa could defend himself half this good against /v/ usersThe Doctor vs John Cena
>>78047246A quiet, surreal town sat under a fading sun as Klonoa hopped forward, Wind Ring ready. “Better be careful,” he muttered, ears twitching. From behind a dumpster, the Postal Dude stepped out, shotgun slung over his shoulder, cigarettes smoldering. “Don’t get in my way, bunny,” he said, voice calm but deadly.The fight began with Klonoa darting forward, spinning his Wind Ring to create gusts that knocked the Postal Dude back. The Postal Dude raised his shotgun, firing rapid blasts, forcing Klonoa to dodge midair, weaving between falling debris. Klonoa retaliated, stretching his ears to snatch weapons and objects, hurling them with surprising force, but the Postal Dude caught a nearby crowbar and deflected the attacks.Escalation came fast. Klonoa’s speed and agility allowed him to move circles around the Postal Dude, landing punches and energy blasts from the Wind Ring. The Postal Dude adapted, drawing multiple firearms and explosives, using cover and calculating traps, each attack aimed to slow Klonoa down. Klonoa leapt and bounced across rooftops, creating tornados and launching rapid assaults, while the Postal Dude countered with precision gunfire, grenades, and improvised traps.Klonoa spun his Wind Ring, creating a cyclone that lifted the Postal Dude off the ground. The Dude fired wildly, but the tornado carried him into the open, leaving him vulnerable. Klonoa seized the moment, stretching and slamming him into the ground repeatedly, keeping his momentum while the Dude struggled to regain footing.For the decisive finisher, Klonoa combined a charged Wind Ring strike with a powerful midair slam, sending the Postal Dude crashing into a shattered wall, pinned under debris. The town grew silent, dust settling as Klonoa floated lightly down, ears flicking with relief.
>>78047263A shattered city street hummed with tension as the 9th Doctor stepped out of the TARDIS, coat flapping. “Right… think fast, big guy,” he muttered, scanning the rubble. From the opposite side, John Cena cracked his knuckles, eyes locked. “You’re in my ring now, pal,” he growled, charging forward.The fight began with Cena lunging, fists swinging with explosive strength. The Doctor ducked and rolled, dodging with surprising agility, pulling out the sonic screwdriver to emit bursts of electromagnetic pulses. Cena’s punches shattered nearby concrete, forcing the Doctor to leap onto overturned cars, using the environment to stay ahead.Escalation came fast. Cena adjusted, using his speed to close distance, grappling and throwing massive debris at the Doctor. The Doctor countered, manipulating the city’s broken tech with the sonic, creating electrified traps and disorienting fields. Cena smashed through one trap after another, shrugging off the shocks with raw strength, catching the Doctor mid-roll. The Doctor used quick thinking, tapping into nearby machinery to propel himself into the air, landing on rooftops out of reach.The clash intensified as Cena began a relentless assault, combining wrestling moves with superhuman punches that could crumble walls. The Doctor kept using misdirection, sonic blasts, and clever distractions, creating illusions and collapsing structures to slow Cena down. But Cena’s endurance was nearly limitless; he adapted, anticipating the Doctor’s tricks.For the decisive finisher, the Doctor lured Cena onto a weakened bridge and used a concentrated sonic pulse to destabilize the supports. As Cena lunged, the bridge collapsed, trapping him under massive beams. The Doctor leapt to safety, breathing heavily, adjusting his coat.The city fell silent, dust settling over the wreckage.
>xemnas just silently waiting the entire season out in the corner so he can swoop in at the last minute
Doc is absolutely annihilating the competition, if GOLB couldn't stop him who could?
>>78047400I bet Joker can.
>>78047303Wow, two of my favorite edgelords lost to my favorite babyfur character. I'm somehow fucking amazed!Sym-Bionic Titan vs Turn A.
>>78047430Let's test that theory shall we?A rain-soaked city street shimmered under neon lights as the 9th Doctor stepped from the TARDIS, sonic screwdriver in hand. “Alright, clever boy, let’s see what you’ve got,” he muttered. From a dark alley, Joker appeared, mask gleaming, dagger in hand. “Time to steal your freedom,” he said, summoning Arsène, whose chains whipped through the puddles like lightning.The fight began with Joker lunging, dagger slashing, Arsène’s chains coiling around the Doctor. The Doctor twisted, dodging with uncanny agility, firing bursts of sonic energy that distorted the air. Joker countered, flipping over a car and firing a series of Persona-infused strikes, but the Doctor bent reality with precise sonic pulses, disorienting him.Escalation came fast. Joker called upon elemental attacks—fire, wind, and psychic slashes—while Arsène struck from multiple angles. The Doctor ran along walls, leaping over collapsing streetlamps, and used the sonic to manipulate nearby electrical lines, creating magnetic fields that diverted Arsène’s attacks. Joker adapted, synchronizing his strikes with Arsène’s, forcing the Doctor to think ten moves ahead to avoid being trapped.The clash intensified as Joker summoned a barrage of chains and daggers, cutting through debris and forcing the Doctor to leap and spin, countering with rapid bursts of sonic energy. The Doctor’s ingenuity allowed him to redirect Joker’s attacks into a loop of self-colliding chains, buying precious seconds.For the decisive finisher, the Doctor used a concentrated sonic pulse to disrupt Arsène’s form, severing the connection between Joker and his Persona. Disoriented, Joker stumbled as the Doctor closed in, delivering a precision strike with the sonic screwdriver that incapacitated him without a scratch. The neon-soaked street fell silent.
>>78047501FUARRRKKK!!!Maybe RoR Zeus can beat him with his special move, THE FIST THAT SURPASSED TIME...
>>78047435A storm raged over a fractured cityscape as Sym-Bionic Titan strode forward, Lance extended, shoulder-mounted cannons glowing. “We don’t want to hurt you,” Ilana shouted, piloting the Titan with precision. From the horizon, Turn A Gundam descended, Moonlight Butterfly wings shimmering, sensors locked on. “I cannot allow collateral damage,” Loran Cehack replied, gripping the controls.The fight began with Sym-Bionic Titan charging, unleashing a volley of plasma blasts. Turn A dodged gracefully, firing precise beam rifle shots, each strike chipping at the Titan’s armor. The Titan’s massive fists slammed into the ground, creating shockwaves, but Turn A weaved between debris, retaliating with swift beam saber slashes.Escalation came fast. Sym-Bionic Titan launched rockets and homing missiles, forcing Turn A to deploy Moonlight Butterfly swarms to disintegrate incoming ordnance. The Titan leapt high, delivering a spinning, energy-charged punch, but Turn A sidestepped, slicing the punch in midair. Sparks flew as the two mechs clashed, combining agility, firepower, and brute force.Lance unleashed a concentrated energy beam while Turn A responded with full Moonlight Butterfly dispersal, the two attacks colliding with a blinding explosion, shaking the battlefield. Sym-Bionic Titan pivoted, striking with a combination of grappling maneuvers and energy strikes, but Turn A countered with precise, rapid beam saber strikes, each swipe chipping away at the Titan’s armor.For the decisive finisher, Sym-Bionic Titan charged all systems into a final energy strike, while Turn A activated stealth mode to outmaneuver it. Using the Moonlight Butterfly’s concentrated energy, Turn A fired a focused beam directly at the Titan’s core, piercing the full-power attack. The Titan was thrown back, systems offline, the battlefield falling silent under a settling storm.Turn A Gundam stood unscathed, wings retracting, victorious.
>>78047552A storm of lightning crackled across a ruined city as the 9th Doctor stepped out of the TARDIS, coat flapping. “Alright… this is a bit above my pay grade,” he muttered. From the clouds above, Zeus descended, eyes blazing, muscles rippling with godlike energy. “Mortal, you dare challenge me?” he bellowed, fist crackling with temporal power.The fight began with Zeus hurling bolts of lightning, tearing apart buildings and shaking the ground. The Doctor darted between debris, sonic screwdriver buzzing, manipulating broken electronics to create temporary shields and diversions. “Gotta stay ahead… think, think!” he muttered, leaping over collapsing rubble.Escalation came fast. Zeus activated The Fist That Surpassed Time, punching the air and distorting reality itself, making every strike simultaneously past, present, and future. The Doctor barely dodged, twisting and flipping to avoid temporal distortions that could erase him before he moved. Using sonic pulses, he attempted to disrupt Zeus’ energy, but the god adapted instantly, lightning arcing across the battlefield.The Doctor used clever tactics, drawing Zeus into a trap of collapsing power lines and unstable machinery, channeling minor energy bursts to stagger the god. He ran, calculated each step, firing sonic blasts to interfere with Zeus’ motion. But The Fist That Surpassed Time was relentless; each blow seemed inevitable, reshaping the Doctor’s path before he could react.For the decisive finisher, Zeus struck, punching through the very fabric of time around the Doctor. The Doctor tried to phase out using temporal micro-shifts, but the divine strike was absolute. Time itself buckled under the power, and the Doctor was sent flying, pinned by the sheer force of a blow that transcended causality.The storm cleared. Zeus hovered, unscathed, lightning dissipating.
>>78047617Looks like the Doctor's time is up...Can Ragsy hope to put the Lich down? I believe in my boy Rory, he's got this.
>>78047716A ruined graveyard lay under a pale, sickly moon as Ragman stepped forward, cloak swirling around him. “Time to clean up the worst of the worst,” he muttered. From the shadows, The Lich emerged, skeletal form radiating dark magic. “Foolish mortal… you cannot hope to stop me,” he hissed, energy crackling like black fire.The fight began with Ragman launching pieces of his cloak, animated and striking like spectral fists. The Lich countered with waves of necrotic energy, each pulse searing through earth and stone. Ragman dodged and weaved, absorbing the souls of nearby spirits into his cloak, creating shields and minor counterattacks.Escalation came fast. The Lich teleported, firing devastating blasts of dark magic that disintegrated the tombstones around them. Ragman retaliated, sending a swarm of souls to restrain the Lich, ripping fragments of spectral energy at him. The Lich shrugged off the assault, his skeletal fingers summoning black lightning that tore through Ragman’s defenses, scorching the earth.Ragman tried to exploit his ability to channel and manipulate the souls of the fallen, aiming to overwhelm the Lich with sheer numbers. The Lich’s cunning and raw cosmic power made it nearly impossible; each spirit was obliterated or turned against Ragman. He ducked and rolled, sending concentrated bursts of soul energy, but The Lich phased through attacks and struck back with devastating precision.For the decisive finisher, The Lich channeled a wave of apocalyptic energy, warping reality itself. Ragman attempted to absorb the force with his cloak, but the magic was too potent, overwhelming him. He was pinned, cloak shredded, energy searing through every fiber of his being. The shadows receded; The Lich hovered, unscathed, victorious.Despite his courage and resourcefulness, Ragman could not hope to put the Lich down.
>>>78047771Rory got anudda shoah'd... no...Kamen Rider will avenge him, for great justice. Even if there isn't god or buddha, there is Kamen Rider!
>>78047771Kirby vs the Doctor because I want him gone.
>>78047844A ruined cityscape glimmered under a pale moon as Kamen Rider Ichigo revved his motorcycle, fists clenched. “Even if there isn’t a god or Buddha… there is Kamen Rider!” he shouted, launching himself into the air. From the shadows, The Lich floated, skeletal aura flickering, dark magic coiling around him. “Mortals are so predictable,” he hissed.The fight began with Ichigo striking with blazing speed, landing a series of punches and kicks amplified by Rider strength. The Lich countered, sending waves of necrotic energy that disintegrated concrete and twisted metal, forcing Ichigo to dodge midair with acrobatic flips. Ichigo’s Rider Kick slammed into a pillar of dark energy, causing a shockwave but barely slowing the immortal lich.Escalation came fast. The Lich teleported across the battlefield, firing dark beams and summoning skeletal minions to overwhelm Ichigo. Ichigo countered with rapid Rider moves, slashing and kicking through minions, his helmet gleaming, visor focused. He charged his Rider Punch, blasting a spectral wave that forced The Lich to phase through, barely avoiding the strike.Ichigo adapted, using his speed and agility to close distance while dodging necrotic energy bursts. He fired his Rider weapons and leveraged debris, striking relentlessly. The Lich, cunning and unyielding, warped reality, bending space to make each strike feel inevitable, testing Ichigo’s reflexes to their limits.For the decisive finisher, Ichigo summoned all his Rider energy, channeling it into a blazing Rider Kick aimed directly at The Lich’s core. The Lich attempted to parry with a wave of dark magic, but Ichigo’s justice-infused strike shattered the necrotic aura, landing true. The Lich was blasted back, shadows dispersing into nothingness, the city trembling from the impact.As dust settled, Ichigo stood tall, visor gleaming, fists clenched in triumph.>>78047870Zeus killed Doc >>78047617
>>78047919>Zeus killed DocOops, I didn't see that. Man I'm retarded sometimes.Turn A vs that robot below Freddy.
>>78047919Punisher vs Dexter
>>78047969A shattered city skyline glimmered under a setting sun as Premo Vulcan emerged, claws glowing, ready to absorb Gs from the environment. “Time to show my power!” he shouted, eyes blazing. From the clouds above, Turn A Gundam descended, Moonlight Butterfly wings unfurling, sensors locked on. “I cannot allow uncontrolled destruction,” Loran Cehack said, gripping the controls.The fight began with Premo Vulcan launching a flurry of Viblow strikes, claws swiping to transfer energy from Turn A. The Gundam fired beam rifles, deflecting attacks and sending debris flying. Vulcan absorbed some energy, momentarily boosting his attacks, but Turn A’s reflexes were far beyond anything the Bakugan had ever faced.Escalation came fast. Premo Vulcan used Heavy Aegis to nullify incoming projectiles and fired Titan Knuckle with tremendous force, sending shockwaves across the battlefield. Turn A responded with swift beam saber slashes and Moonlight Butterfly bursts, cutting through the energy attacks and vaporizing chunks of debris. Vulcan attempted to overwhelm the Gundam with repeated G transfers, but the Moonlight Butterfly disintegrated the area around him, leaving him exposed.The clash intensified as Vulcan tried to close distance, claws glowing with energy absorption. Turn A danced around him with precise strikes, slicing and transmuting parts of the environment to block and counterattack. Each strike Premo Vulcan managed was minor compared to the overwhelming destructive output of Turn A, whose every move reshaped the battlefield.For the decisive finisher, Turn A activated a concentrated Moonlight Butterfly burst, enveloping Premo Vulcan in a swarm of disintegrating energy. Despite Vulcan’s attempts to absorb and redirect Gs, the attack overwhelmed him completely, vaporizing his form and leaving only a faint scorch where he had stood.Turn A Gundam hovered above the ruins, wings retracting, victorious.
>>78047973A rainy alleyway glistened under flickering neon as the Punisher stepped forward, rifle in hand, eyes cold and calculating. “Time to end this,” he muttered. From the shadows, Dexter emerged, scalpel gleaming, his calm voice almost cheerful. “Let’s see who’s really in control tonight.”The fight began with Dexter lunging silently, striking with precise slashes aimed at the Punisher’s weak points. Frank fired a warning shot, forcing Dexter to duck behind crates and roll, avoiding the hail of bullets. Dexter’s agility and surgical precision allowed him to close the distance, but the Punisher’s combat experience kept him one step ahead, using smoke grenades and cover to control the battlefield.Escalation came fast. Dexter began setting traps, rigging the environment with hidden blades and tripwires, attempting to funnel the Punisher into kill zones. The Punisher responded with grenades and tactical explosives, detonating sections of the alley, keeping Dexter on the defensive. They clashed repeatedly—Dexter slashing at Frank while Frank countered with brutal close-quarters combat, fists and buttstocks smashing against Dexter’s defenses.The tension peaked as Dexter tried to lure the Punisher into a confined space, aiming for a fatal strike. Frank anticipated the move, flipping over a railing and firing a precise shot that disarmed Dexter’s approach, then followed with a barrage of punches that left Dexter reeling. Dexter attempted a final, desperate stab, but Frank blocked and countered, grabbing Dexter and using a combination of grapples and strikes to pin him.For the decisive finisher, the Punisher delivered a crushing blow to Dexter’s torso, incapacitating him without lethal overkill, ensuring justice was served. The rain poured down as the alley fell silent.
GODdam is unstoppable holy shitSend Zeus after that thing
>>78048246The Overlord vs Hades
>>78048274Thunder rolled across a shattered battlefield as Zeus descended, muscles rippling, eyes blazing with divine fury. “Mortal machines? You dare challenge a god?” he bellowed, fist crackling with temporal energy. Turn A Gundam landed lightly, Moonlight Butterfly wings shimmering, Loran gripping the controls. “I won’t let anyone destroy more lives,” he said, sensors locking onto the god.The fight began with Zeus hurling bolts of lightning, tearing through the landscape. Turn A countered with precise beam rifle shots, deflecting strikes with bursts of Moonlight Butterfly energy. Each clash sent shockwaves across mountains and craters, lightning arcing against the Gundam’s radiant aura. Zeus’s speed was overwhelming, and he tested Turn A with The Fist That Surpassed Time, strikes that bent past, present, and future all at once.Turn A unleashed Moonlight Butterfly swarms, disintegrating chunks of terrain and forcing Zeus to dodge with impossible agility. Zeus retaliated, summoning storms of lightning and crushing the air with time-bending punches. The Gundam weaved through the attacks, slicing with beam sabers, firing concentrated energy blasts, and using stealth maneuvers to avoid being struck by The Fist That Surpassed Time.Zeus combined raw divine strength with temporal distortions, while Turn A fired a continuous barrage, Moonlight Butterfly flares colliding with godly lightning. Each strike seemed capable of ending the fight, yet neither yielded, the skies cracking with energy and time itself bending under the fury.Turn A concentrated all Moonlight Butterfly energy into a single, massive wave, striking at Zeus from multiple angles at once. Zeus tried to parry, but even his godly power could not withstand the Gundam’s reality-altering assault. The lightning and temporal energy were absorbed, neutralized, and dispersed. Zeus crashed to the ground, exhausted, the storm fading around him.Turn A Gundam hovered above, victorious.
>>78048329The skies above Ninjago darkened as the Overlord’s shadow spread, his form shifting between armored titan and writhing dragon. A tear opened in the earth, and from it rose Hades, clad in his horned helm, glowing with underworld fire. The Claws of Hades rattled as they dragged across the stone. “Your darkness ends here, shadow. I am death itself.”Overlord blasted beams of corruption, twisting the ground into blackened husks. Hades answered with a swing of his claws, summoning a wave of tormented souls to intercept. They collided, the battlefield echoing with the screams of the damned as fire and shadow tore against each other. The Overlord transformed into his dragon form, lashing out with corrupted energy, while Hades grew in size, chains wrapping around the dragon’s wings.The Overlord spawned legions of shadow soldiers, their blades dripping with venomous energy. Hades roared, unleashing spectral warriors of his own, the underworld army clashing with the shadow horde in a storm of claws and fire. The god himself waded through, tearing chunks of the Overlord’s dragon body with his burning chains, but the Overlord simply reformed, laughing, his voice metallic and venomous.The Overlord condensed into a humanoid titan, hammering Hades with darkness so thick it blotted out the battlefield. Hades staggered, but his helm glowed as he drew on all the souls in his realm. With one pull of his chains, he dragged the Overlord’s essence toward the abyss, their powers colliding in a storm of death and shadow.the Overlord tried to seep into shadow to escape, but Hades slammed his claws into the earth, channeling underworld fire that burned even intangible essence. The Claws ripped into the Overlords core, tearing his shadowy soul apart piece by piece and consuming it in spectral maws. The Overlord’s scream echoed before being silenced forever.Hades stood over the smoldering battlefield, chains coiling back into his grip.Hades was the winner.
The GODdam claims another... can Punisher ambush Loran outside the suit and hope to take him out faster than he can activate it with his thoughts?
>>78048476Frank Castle had tracked war machines before, but none like this. From the shadows of a ruined colony, he set his sights on the Turn A Gundam, its pilot, Loran Cehack, working outside the cockpit to inspect a sensor array. Punisher steadied his rifle, finger tightening on the trigger, knowing one clean shot could prevent the nightmare of an activated Gundam.The shot cracked, but Loran dove instinctively, his cybernetic reflex link snapping to life. The Turn A’s head turned before he was even seated inside. Castle cursed, switching to an RPG and unleashing hellfire. The rocket slammed against the Gundam’s armor, blasting smoke and flame, but when it cleared, the titan stood unfazed.Loran slid fully into the cockpit, and with a thought, the Turn A raised its beam rifle. A blast carved through the street, sending Castle diving into cover. He moved like a ghost, planting mines, unloading armor-piercing rounds, striking at weak points he imagined must exist. His grit allowed him to dodge volleys, even graze the Gundam’s shoulder with a stolen anti-tank cannon, chipping its outer armor.But the gap was insurmountable. The Turn A’s I-Field neutralized his remaining explosives, and the nano-machine armor repaired itself before his eyes. Loran, reluctant yet firm, engaged the beam saber. With a single downward sweep, the ground erupted, and Punisher was thrown back, bloodied and broken, his weapons scattered.Frank raised his pistol for one last defiant shot, but the Gundam’s towering foot descended, ending the fight in silence. The war machine was simply too far beyond a man’s reach.
>>78048552THAT'S IT! I'M SENDING KIRBY TO FIGHT TURN A!
>>78048552KIRBEH YOU'RE OUR LAST HOPE AGAINST THE GODdam
I should probably mention this but the bot says TAG is High Multiversal to Low Outerverse level but it back down when i asked about it and said they are solar system
>>78048623>>78048650On a quiet, grassy world, the ground trembled as the white giant descended from the sky. Turn A Gundam landed with earth-shaking weight, its eyes glowing against the horizon. Kirby, small and unassuming, waddled forward, puffing up his cheeks with determination.The Gundam raised its beam rifle, firing a searing shot. Kirby inhaled deeply, sucking the beam into his round body before spitting it back like a star bullet. The shot ricocheted against the Gundam’s I-Field barrier, shaking the mech but leaving it intact. Loran narrowed his eyes—this was no ordinary puffball.The battle escalated as Turn A ignited its beam saber, swinging in wide arcs to cleave the pink warrior. Kirby dodged with nimble hops, inflating to float above strikes before slamming down with a Smash-like hammer conjured from nowhere. Sparks flew across Turn A’s armor, forcing the Gundam back a step. The giant countered, releasing swarms of Moonlight Butterfly nanomachines, glittering across the battlefield. They began erasing the environment, shredding stone and metal alike.But Kirby inhaled the nanomachines too, glowing with strange new power. Transformed into a metallic form, Kirby zipped around like a pink comet, slamming repeatedly into the Gundam’s torso. The Turn A staggered under the force, the nanoskin regenerating as fast as it could. Loran unleashed a full barrage of missiles and beam fire, scorching the landscape, but Kirby weaved through the chaos with surprising speed.Finally, Kirby swelled up enormous, inhaling with cosmic force. The Gundam itself lurched, dragged forward despite its immense mass. Loran struggled to resist, but the inexorable pull tore at the machine. With a final pop, Kirby spat the entire Turn A skyward, sending it crashing into the upper atmosphere in a fiery explosion.The dust cleared, and Kirby cheerfully waved, victorious. The galaxy’s strongest warrior had once again toppled a giant.
>>78048665KEK, Turn A isn't even planet level, it's more like a surface wiper, it just has really, really, really fucking bullshit nanomachinesYou need Gunbuster and Ideon to reach fucking solar system level lmaoStill amused Turn A's been raping this season back and forth>>78048699KIRBEH WATCH OUT IT'S XEMNAS KIRBEH HE'S FINALLY MAKING HIS MOVE HE'S AMBUSHING YOU BECAUSE YOU RELAXED KIRBEH HE HAS CHINESE KNOCKOFF KINGDOM HEARTS KIRBEH!!!!
>>78048699I have a feeling that Kirby might win this.That guy next to Kamen Rider vs that Batman looking dude next to Ragman.
>>78048742In the void between worlds, Xemnas hovered within the World of Nothingness, his ethereal blades humming with lethal energy. Across the abyss floated Kirby, his round form deceptively harmless. With a puff of air, Kirby donned a shimmering crown of stars, wielding the combined powers of countless foes he had copied across universes.The fight began with Xemnas launching a storm of energy beams, twisting skyscraper-sized constructs from nothingness and hurling them like blades. Kirby inhaled the barrage, glowing, before firing them back as a rainbow blast that shattered the structures into dust. Xemnas scoffed, warping behind him, slashing with blinding speed. Kirby spun midair, conjuring a massive Ultra Sword, cleaving through the void and knocking Xemnas back with a shockwave that cracked the ground of the realm itself.The battle escalated. Xemnas summoned the Dragon of Nothingness, riding its serpentine body as it spewed torrents of destructive energy. Kirby transformed, donning a fiery mask, wings of flame erupting from his back. He darted upward, clashing with the dragon, blasting it apart with a fusion of ice, fire, and beam powers in rapid succession. Xemnas appeared above, trapping Kirby in a prison of darkness, walls closing in.Kirby inhaled the crushing force itself, swallowing the prison, and spat it back as a miniature star that detonated in Xemnas’s chest. Roaring, Xemnas unleashed his strongest form, merging with Kingdom Hearts, an armored titan of light and darkness. But Kirby wasn’t done. He drew on every stolen spark, transforming into a cosmic form, his entire body glowing like a living star.For the finisher, Kirby expanded, inhaling the titan’s onslaught of blades, beams, and barriers all at once. Xemnas resisted, chains of nothingness anchoring him to the realm, but Kirby’s pull was inexorable. With a final, comical gulp, Kirby swallowed Xemnas whole. After a tense pause, Kirby spat him out as a defeated husk.
>>78048757That's prep time batman
>>78048757The night was silent in Central City as the ground began to rumble. Sloth, the hulking Homunculus, stomped through the streets, dragging chains from his wrists, muttering, “So… tired…” Each step cracked the pavement, his sheer mass enough to flatten tanks. But waiting in the shadows was Batman, already prepared after days of research on Homunculi.Sloth charged, his massive fists plowing through a line of abandoned vehicles like toys. Batman dove aside, activating EMP charges that erupted in flashes of light and sound. Sloth stumbled, irritated, but not slowed for long. Batman’s grapnel snagged onto the giant’s shoulder, allowing him to launch explosives directly onto Sloth’s back. The blasts tore chunks of flesh away, only for them to knit back together as the Philosopher’s Stone within Sloth kept him alive.Sloth grew faster, his “laziness” betrayed by bursts of terrifying speed, his fists tearing through buildings in blurs. Batman was nearly caught, his cape shredded by a glancing blow that would have reduced a man to paste. But the Dark Knight had anticipated this. Sonic emitters placed across were activated, their frequencies disrupt the Homunculus’s concentration.Batman pressed the assault, firing specialized rounds filled with alchemic residue he had reverse-engineered from Mustang’s reports, slowing Sloth’s regeneration. The Homunculus smashed the ground, sending rubble flying, catching Batman with a shockwave that slammed him into a wall. “So… weak… little man…”.But Batman’s trap was set. With a click of a detonator, the explosives lining the street ignited, collapsing the ground into a deep containment pit reinforced with alchemic sigils and electric barriers. Sloth thrashed, clawing at the walls, but the alchemic energy burned each time he regenerated. Batman dropped in a final charge: a canister of liquid nitrogen. The pit froze solid, trapping the Homunculus in layers of ice and energy.
>>78048851>kirbeh VORED jobnas AND kingdom SHARTsFRAACKKKKKKK!Let's see Kingpin join WWE and fight the wrestlers now
>>78048934New Jack vs LA Knight
>>78048968Whoever wins >>78048972 will get to fight kingpin
>>78048972>>78048968Oh wait, never mind. Have Hades fight that bitch from My Life as a Teenage Robot
>>78048972The crowd roared as LA Knight strutted down the ramp, mic in hand. “Y’all better be ready, ‘cause the man, the myth, the money-maker is here!” From the shadows, New Jack slammed a shopping cart into the ring, steel and glass glinting under the lights. “You talk too much, pretty boy. Let’s see if you walk the walk!”The bell rang, and Knight lunged, swinging with precision. New Jack ducked, swinging the cart like a weaponized pendulum, smashing it across the apron. Knight rolled, springboarding off the ropes to deliver a knee that sent New Jack reeling into the steel steps. “Is that all you got, old man?” Knight jeered, taunting to the crowd.New Jack smirked, blood trickling from a cut above his eye. “Boy, I’m just getting started.” He charged with a trashcan lid, swinging it like a discus, forcing Knight to dodge midair. The fight escalated—chairs clanged, ladders fell, and barbed bats cracked against the mat. Knight caught New Jack in a snap suplex, tossing him into the ropes, but New Jack came back with a flurry of kendo stick strikes that had Knight staggering.The crowd chanted as Knight hit a high-flying elbow from the top rope, knocking New Jack to the canvas. “Time to end this, baby!” he yelled. But New Jack sprung up, swinging a fluorescent light tube, shattering it across Knight’s back. Knight winced, but gritted his teeth and countered, catching New Jack in a devastating sit-out powerbomb onto a pile of chairs.The ring was a wreck, splinters and debris everywhere. New Jack struggled to rise, clutching the ropes. Knight pointed to him, smirking. “Say goodnight, old school.” He hoisted New Jack, spinning him into a thunderous finisher onto the broken steel steps. New Jack lay motionless, and the referee counted one, two, three.LA Knight stood tall amidst the wreckage, hair slicked, arms raised, victorious.>>78049016Copied. So no Kingpin vs LA Knight?
>>78049074I don't mind seeing Kingpin vs LA Knight.
>>78049074I'd still be down to see Kingpin vs LA Knight lol
>>78049016The Underworld cracked open as Hades rose, chains writhing around his arms, eyes burning with divine malice. “You dare enter my realm, star-born?” he growled. Queen Vexus hovered above, her crown orb blazing like a miniature sun, claws tearing the fabric of space as she circled him with impossible speed. “I don’t just dare,” she hissed, “I dominate.”Hades swung his chains, attempting to latch onto her essence, aiming to rip her soul from her body. Vexus twisted through a rift she created mid-air, the chains snapping harmlessly into void. Hades roared, summoning a storm of soul energy, the chains now imbued with darkness, reaching into the very core of her being. Vexus twisted again, absorbing some of the chains’ energy into her crown orb and redirecting it as a concentrated stellar blast.Hades unleashed a wave of soul-consuming energy across the battlefield, trying to pierce her form with metaphysical precision. Vexus tore the surrounding space open, traveling between rifts and striking him from impossible angles, her attacks igniting the void like a collapsing star. Each time Hades managed to brush a chain against her, his soul magic flared but the sheer energy of her crown destabilized the attack, burning the chains away before they could latch fully.Vexus expanded into a blazing solar form, claws glowing as she merged rift and energy into a single strike. Hades lunged with chains swinging to ensnare her soul, but the concentrated stellar blast engulfed him entirely. The chains writhed, resisted, but the intensity of a compressed sun collapsing against his form overwhelmed the divine magic. The Underworld quaked as Hades screamed, caught in an inferno of light and void.When the light faded, Hades was collapsed, immobilized beneath a crater of scorched soul-energy and shattered darkness. Queen Vexus floated above, crown orb dimming to a steady glow, victorious, a goddess standing over a humbled god.
>>78049245Queen Vexus vs some random bald guy because I don't even read comics.
>>78049105>>78049121The crowd was still buzzing from the wreckage of the LA Knight vs New Jack match when the arena lights dimmed. A shadow loomed over the ring as the massive form of Kingpin, ruler of the Spider-Verse underworld, stepped in. “You think you’ve seen chaos?” he rumbled, cracking his knuckles. Knight smirked, wiping blood from his brow. “Chaos is my business, big guy. Let’s see if you can keep up!”The bell rang. Kingpin charged with surprising speed for his size, swinging fists that could crush steel. Knight ducked under a haymaker, retaliating with a knee strike to Kingpin’s gut, then a spinning heel kick that sent the crime lord staggering. “Is that all, or you just warming up?” Knight taunted, bouncing off the ropes. Kingpin roared, smashing the mat with a punch so hard it reverberated through the arena.Escalation came fast. Kingpin grabbed a steel chair, swinging with brutal force, but Knight leapt high, catching the chair mid-swing and snapping it over his knee. Knight unleashed a flurry of strikes, his speed and agility keeping him just out of Kingpin’s reach. The giant swung again, but Knight backflipped, landing behind him, then delivered a series of knee and elbow strikes that rattled the crime lord.Kingpin’s experience and raw strength began turning the tide; each punch shook Knight, forcing him to improvise. Knight baited Kingpin toward the ropes, bouncing off with a running bulldog, then a corkscrew elbow from the top turnbuckle. The crowd roared as Knight seized the opportunity. With a final explosive move, he hoisted Kingpin for a slam onto the broken remnants of New Jack’s weapons still scattered across the ring, smashing the giant into the canvas with bone-jarring force.Kingpin struggled, but the calculated strikes and relentless pace of Knight left him down for the count. Knight stood tall, raising his arms amid the debris and blood, victorious once more.
>>78049271The sky above the ruined city shimmered as Queen Vexus descended, crown orb blazing like a compressed sun. Metamorpho stood firm, his body shifting between flame, stone, water, and metal, eyes narrowing at the glowing intruder. “You’re far from home, star girl,” he said, transforming his arm into a jagged blade. “Let’s see how you handle the elements.”Vexus twirled in midair, claws tearing open a rift in space, and fired a concentrated solar blast that struck like a miniature star. Metamorpho flowed through it, water and gas separating around the heat, reforming behind her with a crushing metal fist aimed at her torso. She twisted through a portal just in time, the blow smashing into the street and leaving a crater.The fight escalated. Vexus unleashed beams of solar energy, each strike enough to level city blocks, while Metamorpho countered with adaptive elemental attacks—fire to burn her light, metal to block blasts, stone to absorb impact. Vexus’s MFTL speed allowed her to dart through rifts, appearing behind him to slash with her claws, sending shockwaves that warped the terrain. Metamorpho split into multiple forms, trying to overwhelm her with simultaneous attacks from different elements, but the compressed sun on her crown absorbed part of the energy, amplifying her attacks in response.For the decisive moment, Vexus combined her portal-warping with concentrated solar power, creating a spinning storm of light and rifts that trapped Metamorpho in a collapsing pocket of warped space. Each elemental form he took was shredded by beams far hotter than any natural fire, compressed into a spiraling prison of energy. With a final slash of her claws, she tore through the last of his forms, dispersing him across the void.Queen Vexus hovered above the battlefield, crown orb dimming to a steady glow, her aura radiating across the cityscape. The elemental hero lay defeated, unable to withstand the combined cosmic speed and stellar energy.
>>78049303So much for being all muscleKirbeh vs Kamen Rider.... a sorrowful battle between two hearts that yearn for justice who'd much rather eat cake together and be friends...It's time. Activate it.
>>78049346Alright! Now we're getting into the really good fights.Jacket vs LA Knight
>>78049367The battlefield was quiet, a peaceful meadow disrupted only by the two figures facing each other. Kirby floated gently, cheeks puffed, eyes wide but determined. Across from him, Kamen Rider Ichigo adjusted his belt, fists clenched, a heavy sense of duty in his gaze. Neither wanted conflict, yet both knew justice demanded action.The fight began cautiously. Ichigo lunged, swift and precise, testing Kirby’s reflexes. Kirby inhaled, then puffed out a stream of air to knock Ichigo back, both managing to avoid serious harm. “I don’t want to fight you,” Kirby seemed to say, eyes shimmering with earnestness. Ichigo nodded, silently agreeing, but could not let his guard down.Escalation followed. Ichigo struck with his Rider Kick, aimed to disable without hurting, while Kirby spun midair, deflecting with copied sword powers. Each attack was met with a counter, neither wanting to truly harm the other. The ground cracked beneath their feet as their movements became more desperate, a ballet of speed, agility, and heart-driven determination. Kirby tried to inhale Ichigo’s attacks, but the Rider’s timing was impeccable, sending bursts of energy past him, which Kirby dodged just in time.For the finisher, both paused, catching their breath. Kirby puffed up, glowing faintly with copied energy, while Ichigo readied his Rider Kick, aiming not to strike but to push back. In a moment of mutual understanding, Kirby exhaled a massive gust, and Ichigo launched himself, their energies meeting and creating a gentle explosion that threw them apart—but neither was harmed. They landed softly, both laughing quietly, realizing that no one had truly won.Though the arena had been a battlefield, the fight ended in friendship. They extended hands, sharing a moment of mutual respect, knowing that hearts yearning for justice were stronger together than against each other.Winner: Neither—friendship prevailed.
>>78049417Oh shit, looks like Kirby has a friend now...
>>78049417>Winner: Neither—friendship prevailed.
>>78049390The neon-lit warehouse pulsed with tension as LA Knight strutted into the open floor, mic in hand. “Y’all better be ready for the main event, ‘cause the man, the myth, the money-maker is about to school some silent wannabe!” From the shadows, Jacket emerged, the chicken mask gleaming under the harsh lights, fists clenched, eyes hidden but intent unmistakable.Knight lunged first, swinging with a haymaker, shouting, “Come on, move!” Jacket dodged silently, swift as a shadow, retaliating with a series of rapid jabs that Knight barely blocked. The sound of leather hitting leather and metal scraping against the concrete echoed across the empty warehouse. Knight taunted, circling, firing off quips: “Is that the best you got? You move like my grandma!” Jacket responded only with precise strikes, letting his fists speak where words could not.The fight escalated. Knight pulled a chair from the floor, swinging it like a bat, and Jacket slipped under the arc, countering with a brutal knee that rocked Knight back. Knight recovered, grabbing a nearby pipe, smashing it across the ring of crates, but Jacket vanished into the shadows, appearing behind him with a silent but devastating elbow to the spine. Knight grimaced, spit flying, and roared, “You’re gonna have to try harder than that, buddy!”Jacket’s silent assault grew relentless. He leapt, flipped, and slammed Knight into a stack of crates, each strike measured and lethal. Knight attempted a dramatic comeback, launching a spinning lariat and a stomp from the top of a crate, but Jacket absorbed the momentum, throwing him into a wall with precise force. Knight, bloodied but defiant, swung one last time, only to be met by Jacket’s calculated punch to the jaw that sent him sprawling to the floor.Jacket stood over him, motionless, mask gleaming in the warehouse lights. Knight groaned, pushing himself up just enough to admit defeat with a resigned shake of his head.
>>78049456Jacket, you have to avenge your fellow murderhobos Postal Man and Hank.KILL KLONOA JACKET
>>78049497The city streets were empty, neon signs flickering as Klonoa landed lightly on the pavement, ears twitching. Across the alley, Jacket appeared, silent and imposing, chicken mask gleaming in the half-light. Klonoa’s eyes narrowed, grasping his Wind Ring tightly. Neither wanted to fight, but the tension was unavoidable.The battle began with Klonoa launching himself into the air, using the Wind Ring to fire bursts of energy. Jacket ducked and weaved, moving with unnerving precision, closing distance silently. Each time Klonoa fired, Jacket slid past, countering with rapid strikes that Klonoa barely dodged, the sound of metal clashing against concrete echoing through the alley.Escalation came fast. Klonoa summoned Guntz with a flick of his ring, swinging in tandem with his partner, trying to overwhelm Jacket. Jacket didn’t flinch, letting the attacks slide harmlessly as he maneuvered through shadows, his silent, lethal precision gradually pushing Klonoa back. Klonoa twisted midair, creating portals with his Wind Ring to appear behind Jacket, slashing with energy-charged kicks, but Jacket anticipated the moves, redirecting blows with calculated strikes.The turning point arrived when Klonoa combined his jumping agility with the Wind Ring, firing a concentrated blast while spinning, hoping to end it. Jacket met the attack head-on, absorbing some of the energy with a reinforced strike and following immediately with a devastating knee to Klonoa’s midsection, knocking him into the wall. Klonoa tried one last desperate move, spinning through a portal for a surprise attack, but Jacket’s timing was perfect. He grabbed Klonoa mid-spin, slamming him onto the pavement with a silent but conclusive strike.Klonoa lay panting, ears drooping, as Jacket stood unmoving, mask catching the dim neon glow. Victory was silent, precise, and absolute.
>>78049456Please kick Queen Vexus in the cunt, Kamen Rider.
>>78049564Vexus vs JacketMake the finale a team up against a greater villain, have Vexus absorb Star Dream or Nova
>>78049417Out of all people to become friends, it was Kirby and Ichigo....amazing. Kirby Rider?!?!
>>78049564NOOOOO MY BABY BOY! I still love you Jacket.
>>78049564Holy fuck he actually did it, I didn't think he could
>>78049571The city skyline shimmered as Queen Vexus descended, crown orb blazing like a compressed sun, claws tearing at the very fabric of space. Kamen Rider Ichigo stood his ground, fists clenched, belt glowing. Kirby hovered at the edge of the battlefield, heart heavy, knowing his friend’s resolve but fearing the raw cosmic power before them.The fight began with Ichigo rushing forward, Rider Kick aimed to subdue without killing. Vexus twisted through a portal mid-strike, her MFTL speed making her a blur. Kirby watched, eyes wide, as Ichigo swung again, but each attempt met only empty air, the shadows of Vexus flickering through space itself. “I won’t go easy!” Ichigo shouted, determination etched on his face, but the ground trembled beneath Vexus’ stellar energy, debris flying like meteors.Escalation came swiftly. Vexus fired concentrated beams from her sun crown, forcing Ichigo to leap, dodge, and weave at speeds that pushed human limits. Kirby’s stomach sank as he saw portal after portal opening, Vexus appearing behind Ichigo, slashing with claws that ignited with cosmic fire. Each blow sent shockwaves across the battlefield, the Rider barely able to keep pace, countering with Rider Kick after Rider Kick, but each strike was deflected by Vexus’ spatial distortions.For the decisive moment, Vexus merged portals and solar energy into a spiraling storm, trapping Ichigo in a collapsing pocket of warped space. He struck with all his might, Rider Kick glowing with justice, but the concentrated sun energy of Vexus overwhelmed him. The MFTL warrior struck, claws cutting through the final defense, and Ichigo tumbled to the ground, spent and defeated.Kirby hovered, heart aching, eyes brimming with sorrow as his friend lay motionless, defeated not by malice but by overwhelming cosmic power. Vexus hovered above, crown orb dimming to a steady glow, victorious, her MFTL aura radiating across the ruined battlefield.
>>78049645Oops, forgot the image
Kirby... don't let her get away with it...
>>78049691Guys, I think Jacket might be the right-hand man of Vexus.
>>78049583The night sky over the ruined city shimmered as Queen Vexus descended, crown orb blazing like a miniature sun. “You really think you can stop me?” she taunted, claws sparking as she summoned a swarm of cluster drones that hovered around her, each humming with lethal energy. Jacket emerged from the shadows, chicken mask gleaming, fists clenched, silent but deadly, stalking forward through the wreckage.Jacket begin charging, blades flashing, aiming to strike before Vexus could react. She twisted through space with FTL speed, firing solar beams that forced him to dodge and weave, the cluster drones snapping forward, keeping him at bay. “Clever, little silent one, but not clever enough!” she laughed, the drones firing in synchronized volleys, each blast enough to flatten a building.Jacket used every trick, flipping, sliding, and striking with lethal precision, closing in on Vexus through gaps in the drones’ formation. Vexus laughed again, portal-claws slashing, her movement too fast for even Jacket’s sharp instincts. The cluster drones formed barriers, intercepted attacks, and fired concentrated bursts whenever Jacket got too close. “You’re fast, but I am inevitable,” Vexus jeered. Jacket barely rolled away, countering with a silent but devastating elbow, the force enough to scatter some drones, but Vexus’ swarm reformed instantly.Vexus combined her crown’s solar energy with the drones in a spiraling storm, tearing space open around Jacket. He struck, blades swinging, but the intensity of the energy blasts and the crushing gravity of the portals became too much. Vexus’ claws pierced through the final defenses, a focused strike sending Jacket sprawling across the shattered cityscape, immobilized.Vexus hovered above the battlefield, crown orb glowing triumphantly, the drones circling in perfect formation. “That’s what happens when you play with the stars,” she said, voice dripping with amusement and dominance.
>>78049733>>78049854Okay, never mind then.
>>78049854Kirby will take her down. This ends now.
>>78049921I think this might be the good time for him to use all of the powers that he copied from his opponents.
>>78049961Good idea
>>78050000checked
>>78049854I forgot Batman is still here lol
In the cold expanse of space, Queen Vexus stood before the massive, dormant form of Star Dream, the ancient Galactic NOVA. Her crown orb pulsed with the energy of a compressed sun, casting an ethereal glow across the metallic landscape. With a flick of her wrist, she extended her claws, interfacing with the dormant machine. Sparks flew as she initiated a sequence of commands, her voice a melodic hum of authority."Awaken, Star Dream," she intoned, her words resonating with the power of the cosmos. "Together, we shall transcend this universe."The massive machine stirred, its systems coming online with a series of mechanical groans. Vexus's eyes gleamed with anticipation as she felt the surge of power coursing through her. The fusion was complete. She was no longer merely a queen; she was a goddess.With a triumphant laugh, she turned her gaze toward the distant star known as Popstar. "Dream Land," she mused, "your dreams are about to become my reality."Back on Popstar, the inhabitants of Dream Land awoke to a serene morning. Kirby, the ever-optimistic hero, floated lazily through the skies, enjoying a peaceful day without a care in the world. The gentle breeze ruffled his skin as he hummed a cheerful tune, unaware of the impending doom. (1/2)
>>78050125Suddenly, the tranquility was shattered. A massive fleet of Cluster ships descended from the heavens, blotting out the sun. The ground trembled as the invaders landed, their mechanical forms marching forward with relentless precision. Kirby's eyes widened in shock.The Cluster bots began their assault, their weapons firing upon the peaceful inhabitants of Dream Land. Kirby, ever the protector, sprang into action. He inhaled deeply, gaining the abilities of the enemies he defeated, and launched himself into the fray.With swift and decisive movements, Kirby dismantled the invaders, his various abilities overwhelming the mechanical foes. Yet, for every bot he destroyed, two more seemed to take its place. The sheer number of invaders was staggering.Amidst the chaos, a familiar voice echoed through the battlefield.Hovering above the carnage, Queen Vexus observed the scene with a satisfied smirk. Her voice, amplified by her newfound power, resonated across Dream Land."Look upon your world, Kirby," she declared. "This is the beginning of a new era. An era where I, Queen Vexus, reign supreme. With the power of Star Dream coursing through me, I shall enslave all of Popstar. Your dreams, your hopes, they are mine to command."She gestured grandly, her drones flanking her like loyal sentinels. "This is the dawn of the Cluster's dominion. And you, Kirby, are but a fleeting obstacle in my path."Despite the overwhelming odds, Kirby stood tall, determination burning in his eyes. He had faced countless challenges before, and this would be no different. With a defiant puff, he prepared to confront the goddess before him.The battle for Dream Land had only just begun. (2/2)End prologue.>>78050120This gives me a better idea
Fuarkkkk bros... Batman has had all this prep time up until now...I am SCARED....
>>78050195Batman won't hurt Kirby, right?
>>78050300Depends... Kirby didn't leave any marks or park in the handicap spot did he?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YSiHF5BtoDg
>>78050169The sky above Dream Land darkened as Queen Vexus hovered, crown orb blazing, cluster drones forming a spinning halo around her. Her laughter echoed across the land. “So brave, little puffball,” she purred, claws twitching. “Come, show me what you’ve learned. Let me see if you can even graze a goddess.”Kirby inhaled deeply, determination blazing in his eyes. He had faced horrors far stranger than this: nightmares, gods, machines and each battle had left him stronger. As Vexus lunged, slashing with claws capable of tearing through dimensions, Kirby activated his copied powers. From Freddy Kruger, he wielded nightmare flames that warped the ground around Vexus, forcing her drones to shift defensively. The Queen hissed, twisting through portals at speed, narrowly avoiding a concentrated beam from Kirby’s TAG replication, his swings enhanced with precise, mechanical might. “Impressive,” Vexus snarled, her voice laced with fury, “but even your borrowed strength is mere spark against the sun!”Kirby pressed forward, unleashing a barrage of attacks mimicking Xemnas’ ethereal strikes, slicing through drones and creating openings. He bounced across the battlefield, spinning through portals, phasing through energy blasts, and striking with incredible speed. Each attack forced Vexus’ FTL reflexes to their limits, her drones weaving desperately to block him.“You’ve grown bold, puffball,” Vexus taunted, sending a wave of solar energy from her sun crown. The ground cracked, the sky burned. Drones exploded in bursts of sparks and flame, but Vexus laughed, portals flaring around her as she zipped between attacks.Kirby’s eyes narrowed; he could feel the limits of even his copied abilities pressing against her cosmic might. Still, he didn’t relent and preparing for the moment he could strike at Vexus’ core directly.
>>78050430The battlefield had shifted from Dream Land to the void of space, stars whipping past as Kirby clutched his stomach, panting. Even with all the powers he’d stolen, the sheer scale of Vexus’ cosmic might was wearing him down. His copied abilities flared weakly, exhaustion tugging at his limbs, but he refused to yield. With a deep breath, Kirby summoned his Warp Star, clinging to it as he rocketed across the cosmos, chasing the goddess who danced between stars with MFTL speed.Vexus laughed, her voice resonating across the vacuum. “Running through my playground, puffball? Cute. Let’s see how you handle this!” She extended her claws, and from each fingertip, miniature suns erupted, hurling like fiery orbs. They smashed into empty space, detonating with planet-shattering force, the light and heat distorting the very stars around them. Space itself rippled under her will, bending, twisting, collapsing around the projectiles.Kirby dodged frantically, spinning his Warp Star and unleashing bursts of nightmare flames and chaotic energy, but each evasive maneuver was met with new horrors. Vexus’ crown orb flared, sending arcs of solar danmaku slicing through the void, intricate patterns of blinding light and searing heat. Kirby inhaled deeply, swallowing one wave and vomiting out a combined strike of all his copied powers, slashing at the danmaku and deflecting a few of the smaller suns.Even as exhaustion threatened to drag him under, Kirby’s eyes burned with defiance. Every swing, every beam, every blade he summoned barely slowed her, but it was enough to force Vexus to flicker through portals, gritting her teeth as she deflected his assault. The stars around them shimmered and warped with each exchange, the cosmos itself a battlefield of blazing suns, warped space, and relentless combat.
>>78050620Kirby’s limbs shook, sweat dripping from his form, yet he clung to his Warp Star, preparing for the next maneuver.The void of space was ablaze with exploding suns and stars as Kirby’s Warp Star spiraled through the chaos. His limbs trembled, exhaustion clawing at every nerve. Vexus hovered above, crown orb blazing like a miniature sun, her claws crackling with pure solar energy. With a roar that shook entire systems, she struck. Kirby dodged one blow, only to be pummeled by a second, each strike imbued with solar power that shattered his defenses. He tumbled helplessly, crashing through moons, asteroids, and planets, leaving craters in his wake.“You’re nothing but a puffball clinging to borrowed strength!” Vexus taunted, her voice carrying through the void. “I am a goddess, and all of Popstar will bow before me!” She fired a flurry of solar-infused punches and slashes, each one enough to obliterate planetary crusts, forcing Kirby to roll and twist, barely keeping his form intact.Kirby’s vision blurred, his energy waning. He tried one last desperate inhalation, summoning all the powers he had copied—but Vexus caught him mid-strike, slamming him into a shattered moon with a thunderous, solar-charged uppercut. Dust, debris, and glowing cracks fanned out across the surface. Kirby lay dazed, drifting toward oblivion.Then, without warning, a shadow tore through the void. Hellbat armor gleamed, jet thrusters screaming as Batman appeared, launching himself between Kirby and Vexus’ next devastating strike. The goddess’ blow collided with the armored knight, sending a shockwave that flattened asteroids around them.“You’re not taking him today,” Batman growled. Panels shifted, energy shields activated, and the Hellbat responded to her solar assault with countermeasures designed specifically for cosmic-level threats.Vexus hissed in frustration, claws scraping the void. “So, another mortal dares oppose me?” she seethed.
>>78050733Batman soared through the void, Hellbat armor shields shimmering as Queen Vexus unleashed Star Dream’s full arsenal. Miniature suns, solar danmaku, and reality-warping portals assaulted him from all sides. Each strike he threw was countered by precision blasts and cosmic energy, but even prep-time strategies couldn’t match her full power. With a final, crushing solar-infused uppercut, she sent him spiraling into an asteroid, armor smoking and systems failing.Kirby’s eyes widened, tears forming as he floated helplessly. Vexus hovered above, crown orb blazing, claws poised. “Pathetic,” she hissed, her voice echoing through the void. “Even your savior falls. Now, Dream Land dies.”The Planet Burst began forming in her hands, light and heat warping space itself. But suddenly, a brilliant glow erupted from Kirby. The Miracle Fruit in his stomach activated, and he expanded into Hypernova Kirby, radiating cosmic energy. Without a word, he inhaled the Planet Burst and spat it back at Vexus with devastating force, staggering the goddess and cracking parts of her Star Dream armor.Batman groaned, systems rebooting, eyes narrowing. “He’s holding her off… but barely.”Vexus snarled, shaking off the blast. “Impressive… for a puffball. But this ends now.”Kirby hovered, exhausted but ready, as Batman rose fully, fist clenched. “We do this together,” he said grimly, eyeing the goddess. Kirby’s gaze met him, silent and determined. A new team was forged in the heart of chaos.
>>78050979The void trembled as Batman and Kirby struck in unison. Batman unleashed a barrage of Hellbat missiles and energy strikes while Kirby darted through portals, sending blasts of nightmare flames, Zanza energy, and Turn A Gundam strikes at Vexus. For a moment, the goddess staggered, parts of her Star Dream armor cracked and smoking.Vexus hissed, claws extending as her crown orb flared. “Fools,” she spat, “you think a puffball and a mortal can stop me?” Her armor shimmered and rebuilt itself, solar energy knitting metal and flesh into a seamless shell. With blinding speed, she slammed into Batman, crushing his shields and sending him spiraling into a shattered planet.Kirby’s eyes widened. He knew he couldn’t face her alone, not in his current state. With a deep inhalation, he pulled Batman into his mouth. Energy coursed through him as the Hellbat’s systems and Batman’s unmatched prep-time intellect merged with Kirby’s own power. A radiant aura enveloped him—BatGOD Kirby had been born.Knowledge of tactics, countermeasures, and cosmic-level strategies flooded Kirby’s mind. He darted through the void, combining Hypernova energy, stolen abilities, and Batman’s genius, striking Vexus relentlessly. Every sun she hurled, every portal she twisted, every solar danmaku pattern was anticipated and countered.Finally, with a concentrated Hypernova punch infused with Batman’s precision and strategy, Kirby shattered Vexus’ crown orb and Star Dream fusion. Her armor exploded outward, metal shards and solar energy dissipating across space. Vexus screamed as her form disintegrated, leaving only the void behind.Kirby floated, glowing with cosmic wisdom and power, silent but victorious, the hero who had absorbed the mind of a god and the heart of a savior to save Dream Land once and for all.
>>78051088Damn, that was awesome.
>>78051088Fucking kino ending.
>BatGOD Kirby had been born.I fucking kneel
OUR CHAMPIONSOUR HEROSBATKIRBY!!!!!
Fuck, I just had an idea, we should throw ORT in the ring with Kirby, this big fucking spider basically has his copy ability on steroids, it's like A.M.A.Z.O.
>>78051218Takeshi Hongo would be proud.
>>78051297He should fight Batkirby
>>78051375Or have Batkirby fight Rare Akuma.
>>78051434Or Dark Donald!
>>78051434>>78051451All those GODS?Queued for next season.Anyways time to count the losers, suggest me who you want in the next roster while i count
>>78051487I'd like to see Wonder of U again, maybe for the roster after the next one or soAlso Akainu to replace Enel for a season would be neat
>>78051487Sure thing, here are some more suggestions>Randy Orton (WWE)>Koro-Sensei (Assassination Classroom)>N (Murder Drones)>Paul Blart Mall Cop>Brock Samson (Venture Bros.)>Popeye>All For One (My Hero Academia)>Izuru Kamukura (Danganronpa)>Gordon Ramsay>That Banana Guard from Multiversus
Should do a team battle thing sometimes.
>>78041297>Peter Griffin (lost to Jason)>Duke Nukem (lost to The Zone)>Isaac (lost to Jason)>Unicron (lost to GOLB)>Taskmaster (lost to The Mask)>Freddy Kruger (lost to Kirby)>Enel (lost to Vitiate)>Wonder of U (lost to The Doctor)>Banjo Kazooie (lost to The Zone)>Norville (lost to The Overlord)>Jason Voorhees (lost to Ragman)>Hoopa (lost to Joker)>Galvatron (lost to Turn A Gundam)>Black Dynamite (lost to Punisher)>The Spot (lost to KR Ichigo)>Art the Clown (lost to Jacket)>Darth Vitiate (lost to RoR!Zeus)>GOLB (lost to The Doctor)>Junko (lost to Ragman)>Sub-Zero (lost to Cena)>The Mask (lost to Joker)>Zanza (lost to Kirby)>Kittan (lost to Turn A Gundam)>The Zone (lost to Joker)>Hank J Wimbledon (lost to Klonoa)>Chemo (lost to The Lich)>Postal Dude (lost to Klonoa)>John Cena (lost to The Doctor)>Joker (lost to The Doctor)>Sym-Bionic Titan (lost to Turn A Gundam)>The Doctor (lost to Zeus)>Ragman (lost to The Lich)>The Lich (lost to KR Ichigo)>Vulcan (lost to Turn A Gundam)>Dexter (lost to The Punisher)>ROR!Zeus (lost to Turn A Gundam)>The Overlord (lost to GOW!Hades)>The Punisher (lost to Turn A Gundam)>Turn A Gundam (lost to Kirby)>Xemnas (lost to Kirby)>Sloth (lost to Prep Time Batman)>New Jack (lost to LA Knight)>Hades (lost to Vexus)>Kingpin (lost to LA Knight)>Metamorpho (lost to Vexus)>LA Knight (lost to Jacket)>Klonoa (lost to Jacket)>Kamen Rider Ichigo (lost to Vexus)>Jacket (lost to Vexus)>Vexus (lost to Kirby and Prep Time Batman)
>>78051589Nominating the following.>Ghostface (Scream)>Michael Myers (Halloween, inb4 the fucker doesn't die)>MT Foxtrot/John Cruelty/Empty Fuck (Cruelty Squad)>Xavier (Xavier: Renegade Angel)>Beavis and Butt-Head>Aqua Teen Hunger Force (inb4 they do nothing and die)>Meta Knight>Mr. Game and Watch>R.O.B (Nintendo/Super Smash Bros)>Kamen Rider Kuuga>Kamen Rider Decade>Tricky the Clown (Madness Combat)>John Kramer/Jigsaw (Saw)>Huey Freeman (The Boondocks)>Gordon Freeman (Half-Life)
>>78052049Meant for >>78051487
>>78051602I feel like having occasional team fights scattered in the season is good enough
>>78052049Might be throwing in some extras.>Tahu (Bionicle)>GG Allin (Yes, I'm bringing him back from the dead)>Victini (Pokemon)>Moon Man (YTMND and later /pol/)
>>78053003Moon Man might be difficult cuz the bot im using has strict limitationsAlso im sorry i forgot, who's allin?
>>78053051>Also im sorry i forgot, who's allin?GG Allin was a punk rocker who's famous for literally throwing shit at people.
>>78053132Oh i thought you were referring to someone who lost lmao
>>78053051Since we probably can't have Moon Man due to gay reasons, mind if I replace him with CJ from GTA San Andreas?
>>78053590YeahQueued
Ngl idk if i have more power in me to do another oneI feel kind of tired, I guess i could make the roster image but I'll need someone to fill in my place
>>78053739If you're getting tired make the last one bang. Add in India's Champions and /DBG/'s. Thanks for the fun times
>>78053833The /dbg/'s is superman, hulk, thor, goku, simon, hal, maka and ruby? Right?Anyways im getting tired for today, i could post the prompt here
>>78053833Also im not retiring i just have other things to work on, someone else could take my place and rename themselves Bangladesh edition or smth like that
>>78053833(me) also it's good to not drag it out, just pick it up again when you feel like it or another anon could also do it>>78053938You gotta add Kratos, Asura, Omni-man and Kyle but I think so. Sonic Ben and Hal could also be worth putting in. Reimu and Invincible could be fun
>>78053938>>78054004Will prioritize these, queuedIf someone doesn't make it ill put them in the pastebin
What are like some other combatants who were iconic but didn't winOff the top of my head i can think about:Excadrill, Spawn, Mario and Luigi, Magolor, Sunflower, Hulk Hogan and PPG (cuz they beat Kratos)
>>78054253Taro Sakamoto (for being a street tier that somehow mogged some combatants that are more powerful than him) and Kamen Rider Ichigo (for being the first combatant to befriend another combatant.)
>>78054645Queued
>>78054253>>78054645And also Turn A for pwning every robot in season 4's roster.
>>78055061*Almost because Turn A didn't fight Vexus.
>>78055061>>78055093Shit too late, already finished the rosterNow i gotta add those that didn't make it in the pastebin
Anyways here's the roster
FUUUUUUUUCK THE PASTEBIN HAS BEEN FLAGGED AS OFFENSIVE
>>78055203Alright! By the way, you got the wrong pic for CJ. That's art of Cesar Vialpando lol.
>>78055308SHiiiiitAt least i got the pastebin back on
>>78055203Anyways im picking Kratos vs N[spoiler]they fucked my wife[spoiler][spoiler]yes i was jennyschizo the whole time[spoiler]
>>78055203Paul Blart vs ATHF
>>78055203I kinda want to see GG Allin get Rhett Caan'd
>>78055203rhett caan vs fuck it rhett caan vs literally everyone here
>>78055357The snow-crusted ruins of a dead city trembled as Kratos stomped through, blades clinking at his sides. A metallic screech echoed overhead, and N dropped from the sky with a grin that was equal parts goofy and feral. His claws flexed, wings twitching, optics glowing a bright yellow.“You look like a boss fight,” N said cheerfully, then tilted his head. “Guess that makes me the hero, right?”Kratos said nothing. His chains whipped out, searing arcs of flame through the frozen air. N zipped back with thruster speed, laughing as the ground split where the Blades of Chaos struck.Kratos pressed forward, striking with brutal precision, each swing meant to cleave steel apart. N countered with jittery unpredictability—slashes of his claws, sudden flips, lunges with his tail like a spear. The god’s strength carved deep dents into N’s armor, but the drone’s resilience and speed kept him in the fight.The battle escalated skyward as N grabbed Kratos and hurled him into a skyscraper, then dove in after him with claws tearing concrete apart. Kratos roared, smashing through the debris, catching N mid-air with a Spartan Rage–fueled strike that cracked his chassis and sent him spiraling down.N hit the ground, glitching sparks spraying. Still smiling, he dragged himself up. “Wow, you hit like… ten trucks stacked on ten trucks.” He launched forward one last time, claws raised.Kratos met him head-on, wrapping the Blades of Chaos around N’s torso. With a violent heave, he pulled, tearing the drone apart in a shower of metal and oil. N’s head clattered to the ground, optics flickering.“Guess… you were the hero,” N rasped before going dark.Kratos stood silent among the wreckage, snow melting to steam around his feet. The city was quiet again. The god of war walked on.
>>78055308>>78055203eh fuck it Cesar vs Weird Al
>>78055387The mall echoed with Muzak as Paul Blart patrolled on his Segway, eyes sharp, posture rigid. He caught sight of a milkshake, a box of fries, and a wad of meat rolling aimlessly through the food court.“Mall policy states no outside food… or… anthropomorphic food,” Paul announced, gripping his baton.Shake jabbed a straw toward him. “Listen, Segway Sam, we run this mall now. First order of business: free Auntie Anne’s pretzels for Shake only.”Meatwad chimed in, “I want cinnamon sugar ones.”Frylock sighed, floating between them. “Guys, maybe don’t antagonize the security guard with a taser.”Blart revved the Segway and charged. Shake hurled soda like acid, but Blart swerved, splashing harmlessly onto Wetzel’s Pretzels signage. Meatwad lunged but was batted aside with a clean Segway bump, rolling into a Build-A-Bear kiosk.Frylock unleashed laser blasts, melting tiles and shattering skylights. Blart ducked behind a Sunglass Hut, panting, then sprang out and fired his taser. The prongs hit Shake, sending him twitching and sparking across the linoleum.“Justice… prevails,” Paul muttered, only to find Frylock levitating above, energy crackling in his fries.The fight escalated into chaos: Blart weaving through kiosks, batting Meatwad like a soccer ball, dodging Frylock’s beams with desperate rolls. His Segway screeched as he vaulted off an escalator, crashing straight into Frylock, sending him spinning into the mall fountain.Shake staggered up, slurred and fried from electricity, only to be tackled and cuffed by Blart in one surprisingly competent move.With Meatwad dazed, Frylock shorted out in water, and Shake pinned to the floor, Blart stood victorious, chest heaving.“Mall secured,” he wheezed, before collapsing onto a bench, clutching his stomach.
>>78055526Of course, they got mogged by Paul fucking Blart of all people.Sonic vs the PPG
>>78055410The dingy stage lights of a half-empty club flickered as GG Allin stumbled forward, microphone cord wrapped like a noose around his arm. The crowd jeered, half in fear, half in awe of his reputation. On the far end, Rhett Caan stepped in from a door that hadn’t been there a moment ago, adjusting his jacket with a grin.“So, this is punk?” Rhett said. “Kinda smells like it’s always smelled like a bathroom floor.” With a word, the beer bottles on the tables became empty orange peels.GG laughed, spitting on the floor. “You think words scare me? I bleed, I puke, I destroy. That’s real.” He smashed the mic against his forehead until blood ran down his face, then charged.Rhett snapped his fingers, speaking: “GG was never wearing boots.” Suddenly barefoot, GG skidded across broken glass, feet shredded. Instead of faltering, he screamed louder, scooping up shards to hurl at Rhett.The battle escalated into chaos. GG flung himself like an animal, biting and clawing, using his own blood as war paint. Rhett retconned each moment with calm precision: “That cut was never there.” “That mic was always made of rubber.” But the force of GG’s raw, self-destructive energy kept closing the distance.“Pain’s my fuel!” GG howled, slamming into Rhett, headbutting him hard enough to crack teeth. Rhett stumbled, annoyed. “You were always too tired to fight,” he said. GG collapsed mid-lunge, panting as if the exhaustion had always been real.For the finisher, Rhett leaned down, smirking. “And the crowd was always gone.” The room fell silent, chairs empty, lights off. GG reached for one last swing, but Rhett added, “And you were always finished.”GG froze, body slumping, fight erased from existence as if it had already ended hours ago. Rhett dusted himself off, stepping back into a doorway that un-existed a second later.
>>78055578Townsville was quiet for once, until a blue streak tore across Main Street, scattering parked cars like toys. The Powerpuff Girls shot into the sky, eyes narrowed.“There’s our troublemaker,” Blossom said, pointing at the blur.The streak screeched to a halt, revealing Sonic with a cocky grin. “Hey, I’m not here to wreck the place, but nobody told me this town had super-kids with big heads. Guess we’re doing this.”Buttercup cracked her knuckles. “Finally, someone fast enough to punch.”The girls swooped down. Sonic zipped past their first charge, the wind pressure alone knocking them off balance. Bubbles tried to trap him in a tornado spin, but Sonic curled into a ball and ricocheted between buildings, leaving dents in the walls.Blossom called for formation. The sisters spread out, creating a triangle of heat vision, lightning strikes, and brute force. Sonic weaved between the beams with dazzling speed, but Blossom anticipated his path and landed a solid hit that sent him crashing into the pavement.Sonic staggered up, smirking through the dust. “Alright, you asked for it.” He raised a hand, and the Chaos Emeralds shimmered into orbit around him. Energy surged, transforming him into Super Sonic, golden aura blazing.The sky trembled as he rocketed forward, overwhelming the sisters with light-speed combos. Buttercup was flung through a skyscraper, Bubbles spun into the harbor, and Blossom barely blocked a strike that split the street in half.But the Girls rallied. With a unified cry, they unleashed their combined power in a massive energy blast. Super Sonic plowed straight through, aura shielding him, and slammed into them with unstoppable momentum. The explosion lit up the city skyline.When the dust cleared, the Powerpuff Girls lay unconscious in a crater. Sonic hovered above, still glowing gold, then let the emeralds scatter away as he powered down.“Too slow,” he quipped, before dashing out of sight.
>>78055451Can't have everyone against one guy, only 1v1s unless its finale>>78055471Changed it to the redner you posted
>>78055634Alright, Let's see Rhett Caan retcon Kratos now.JUSTICE FOR N!
>>78055634I wanna see Popeye beat the shit out of Gordon Ramsay.
>>78055664The mountains split with Kratos’ roar as he marched across the frozen ridge, Blades of Chaos rattling at his sides. Ahead, a man waited calmly on a crumbling stone platform that hadn’t existed moments ago. Rhett Caan smirked, hands in his pockets.“So you’re the God of War,” Rhett said. “Funny, you were always more of a… mall security guard.”Kratos snarled as his armor flickered, momentarily turning into a polyester uniform before he ripped through the illusion with sheer will. “You wield cheap tricks. I wield rage.”He lunged, chains blazing, striking with enough force to topple towers. Rhett sidestepped lazily, muttering, “That swing always missed.” The blades cut nothing but empty air. Kratos pressed harder, smashing through boulders, but every strike was rewritten in Rhett’s voice before it landed.The escalation shook the realm. Rhett transformed entire cliffs into oranges, voids where Kratos’ footing vanished. Still, the Spartan fought through, leaping across nothingness, his fury making reality bend around his determination. He caught Rhett’s collar, pulling him close enough to snarl in his face.“You cannot unmake what I am,” Kratos growled, slamming him into the ground.For the first time, Rhett flinched, coughing. “Fine. Then you were always… too weak to finish this.” The words echoed, and Kratos’ arms trembled, his strength bleeding out as if it had never been there. His chains clattered to the dirt.Kratos forced himself forward, eyes blazing with defiance, but Rhett’s grin returned. “And this fight was always over.”Kratos froze mid-step. His body dissolved into fragments, scattered into nothingness as if he had never stood on the mountain. Only silence remained.Rhett dusted himself off, satisfied. “That’s canon now.”
>>78055691The smell of frying oil and seawater hung thick in the air of a dockside kitchen, where Gordon Ramsay stood, knife in hand, berating a lobster. Suddenly, the doors swung open and in marched Popeye, pipe puffing, forearms bulging like twin battering rams.“Yarrr, I heard ye was the toughest cook in the seven seas,” Popeye muttered, cracking his knuckles. “But I cooks with me fists.”Ramsay turned, scowl already locked in. “What in the bloody hell are you? A sailor or a walking tin of forearm? Look at you—spinach-breath and no seasoning. You disgust me.”The first clash came quick. Popeye lunged, swinging with sailor’s might, while Ramsay ducked behind a skillet, parrying with professional precision. The clang echoed like a dinner bell. Ramsay countered with kitchen fury—hurling pots, pans, and an entire rack of knives like culinary shuriken. Popeye batted them aside, laughing between puffs of smoke.“You fights like a soufflé—soft in the middle!” Popeye bellowed, swinging his fists. Ramsay dodged with surprising agility, retaliating with a ladle strike across Popeye’s jaw.But as the fight escalated, Popeye’s hand found the trusty can of spinach. He cracked it open with his teeth, the green surge pouring into his veins. Muscles ballooned, pipes nearly bursting with power. He struck, each blow like a cannonball tearing through Ramsay’s defenses.Ramsay, battered but unbroken, snarled. “You think that makes you strong? You’ve always been a one-note dish!” With a roar, he grabbed a cast-iron pan, swinging it like Excalibur, sparks flying as he clashed with Popeye blow for blow.The final crescendo came when Popeye wound his arm like a piston and let loose a colossal punch, sending Ramsay through the kitchen wall, into a stack of flour bags that exploded into a white cloud.Silence followed, then Ramsay’s muffled voice emerged: “Fine… you win. But your spinach is still raw.”
>>78055736Alright, now let's see Rhett Caan take on a real challenge, BATKIRBY!
>>78055736Spawn vs Meta Knight (I hope we're not playing Brawl.)
>>78055657fine rhett caan vs everyone in individual fights starting from top left to bottom right
>>78055805A strange shimmer split the sky above an abandoned city, and BatKirby landed silently, cape fluttering, eyes scanning for anomalies. Across the cracked streets, Rhett Caan lounged casually on a lamppost that hadn’t existed a second before.“You’re fast,” Rhett said with a grin. “But you were always going to lose.”BatKirby inhaled deeply, spinning into a colossal form. Gadgets hummed across his body: reality stabilizers, temporal traps, energy nets, all designed to anticipate meta-level attacks. With a nod, he launched forward at FTL speed, claws glowing, spinning toward Rhett.Rhett shrugged, and the air shimmered. “That swing always missed,” he muttered. The street beneath BatKirby’s feet turned into empty space, collapsing any momentum. Yet BatKirby’s prep kicked in—deploying an anchored narrative bubble, creating a “zone where reality can’t be rewritten.” He struck, smashing the lamppost, which flickered between existence and nothingness.Rhett smirked, casually adjusting his jacket. “You were always too slow for the story.” With a snap, the anchored bubble fractured, gadgets failing mid-attack. BatKirby’s form flickered, but he surged again, copying the energy of his own devices to create a second assault.As BatKirby pushed the limits of prep and raw speed. Rhett retconned entire blocks into voids, forcing BatKirby to constantly adapt, but each adaptation strained against narrative rewrites he couldn’t fully counter.BatKirby lunged, arms crackling with every stolen power, eyes blazing. Rhett yawned, and with a calm utterance, the strike “never connected.” BatKirby slammed into an invisible wall, gadgets sparking, speed faltering. Rhett stepped forward, untouched, and simply declared, “And the fight was always over.”BatKirby lay still, systems overloaded, momentum erased by meta-law. Rhett dusted his hands off, the city around him restoring to quiet normalcy.
>>78055913Rhett, you fucking lucky bastard.
>>78055824A crimson moon hung over a ruined city as Spawn emerged from a swirl of green hellfire, chains rattling, cape whipping like a living shadow. Across the skyline, Meta Knight hovered silently, sword drawn, cape billowing, mask glinting under the moonlight.“Your darkness won’t intimidate me,” Meta Knight said calmly. “I’ve faced greater than shadows.”Spawn snarled, summoning necroplasmic energy that surged in waves toward the hovering knight. Meta Knight dodged effortlessly, slicing through the spectral waves with Galaxia, sparks showering the ground. He dashed forward, blade a blur, testing Spawn’s speed.Spawn’s chains lashed out, whipping the air with brutal force. He spun, teleporting behind Meta Knight. Meta Knight blocked with Galaxia, countering with a spinning slash that sent a shockwave through the street.Spawn erupted in a storm of hellfire, summoning minions from the shadows. Meta Knight soared, cutting through them with precise swings, wings flaring to keep him agile. Each strike met a counterstrike. Buildings crumbled under the combined onslaught.Spawn called upon his full necroplasm, forming a massive flaming fist aimed at Meta Knight. In response, Meta Knight activated his Dimensional Cape, teleporting above Spawn, slashing downward with blinding speed. Spawn barely twisted, chains wrapping around a crumbling pillar for leverage, propelling himself into a retaliatory strike.Meta Knight, with a sudden burst of speed, feinted a horizontal slash and then drove Galaxia into the ground beneath Spawn, creating a concussive shockwave that disrupted his control over the necroplasm. Spawn crashed, momentarily stunned, as Meta Knight’s cape whirled around him, blades spinning like a vortex. With one precise strike, Galaxia pierced Spawn’s defenses, forcing him to retract his energy and collapse.Meta Knight landed, breathing steadily, cape settling behind him as the ruins glimmered from fading hellfire.
>>78055953Rhett vs Simon
>>78055953Huey Freeman vs Mr. Game and Watch aka another nigga moment.
>>78055829The sky fractured into jagged shards of color as Dark Donald landed in the middle of a deserted cityscape, hands crackling with energy. Meteo summoned boulders from above while a black hole twisted reality at his fingertips.“You think you can rewrite my moves?” Donald yelled, unleashing Hanva-Ga-DA! The street cracked under the force, and the air shimmered with chaos.Across the debris, Rhett Caan leaned casually against a lamppost that had never existed a moment before. “Funny,” he said, smirking. “You were always too slow to be a threat.” With a snap of his fingers, meteors turned into harmless oranges, and the black hole dissolved into empty air.Donald’s attacks intensified. Palette 12 critical hits, super moves, energy blasts—all fired at Rhett, warping the terrain and shaking the skyline. Rhett, unmoved, spoke calmly: “You were never that strong. That move always missed.” Reality bent around his words; attacks fizzled before impact, and Donald’s body flickered like static on a broken screen.Desperation set in. Donald hurled his most chaotic barrage yet, summoning explosions, spinning energy spheres, and collapsing towers. Rhett’s grin never faltered. “And you always fail,” he said. In an instant, the explosions rewrote themselves into fountains of harmless water, energy dissipating before it touched him.Donald lunged, desperate, fists blazing with amplified power. Rhett raised a hand. “And you were always finished.” The entire battlefield folded into a void, Donald frozen mid-attack as if he had never moved. His chaotic energy evaporated, the city returning to quiet normalcy.Rhett dusted off his jacket, the empty skyline reflecting his calm authority.
>>78055974The cosmos trembled as STTGL, Simon the Digger’s Spiral-infused mecha, tore through the void. Stars bent and spirals of energy erupted, heralding a being who could defy the universe itself. Across the emptiness, Rhett Caan lounged on a lamppost that had never existed, smirking.“You think power can change what was always true?” he asked.Simon surged, Spiral Power twisting probability. Meteors and drills spun impossibly fast, striking in ways reality “shouldn’t allow.” The universe itself reshaped to aid his attacks. STTGL drilled toward Rhett, aiming to pierce narrative itself.Rhett waved a hand. “You were always too slow.” The drills and meteors vanished mid-flight. Simon adapted, bending probability to make every strike impossible to avoid. The void shook, attacks threatening to destabilize causality.“And yet, you always fail,” Rhett said. Time flickered; the past and future collided, erasing STTGL’s impact. Simon launched a final impossibility—a universe-shattering drill aimed at Rhett’s existence.Rhett raised a hand. “And it always missed.” The attack dissolved, STTGL faltering.Rhett stepped forward, the cosmos folding behind him. “And the fight was always over.”STTGL and Simon shimmered, undone before their assault could exist. Reality snapped back, leaving Rhett, untouched.
>>78056012Wonder of U vs Goku
>>78056005A tense silence fell over the empty street as Huey Freeman stepped forward, eyes narrowed, fists clenched. Across from him, Mr. Game & Watch floated in his flat, two-dimensional form, bouncing slightly with every movement. Both stared at each other, sizing up the other, and for a brief, almost comical moment, they froze—each realizing the absurdity of their standoff, a literal “n\[bleep] moment” of mutual recognition.Huey shook his head and muttered, “This is ridiculous… but I can’t back down.” He lunged, a precise martial arts strike aimed at Game & Watch. The 2D fighter flickered, dodging by simply shifting dimensions, landing a hammer strike that thudded against Huey’s shoulder.The fight escalated quickly. Huey spun and kicked, using every bit of his trained agility and strength. Mr. Game & Watch responded with a flurry of flat, physics-defying attacks: oil slicks, frying pans, and random 8-bit hammers that seemed to come from nowhere. Huey ducked and weaved, barely keeping up, using strategy and observation to anticipate the next bizarre attack.Mid-fight, they paused again for a fraction of a second, both realizing the hilarity of their situation—a black martial artist facing a flat, cartoonish man, trading blows in a street that looked like a video game level. Another n\[bleep] moment passed as they stared each other down, sweat and digital pixels mingling in the air.Huey’s patience paid off. He timed a jump perfectly, flipping over a falling frying pan and landing a spinning kick directly into Game & Watch’s midsection. The impact sent the 2D fighter staggering backward, unable to stabilize his flat form against Huey’s raw, kinetic force. Before Game & Watch could recover, Huey delivered a final, precise strike to his core, collapsing him into a harmless 2D heap on the pavement.Huey stood over him, chest heaving, catching his breath.
>>78056124In the vast expanse of the multiverse, two formidable entities prepared for an inevitable clash. Son Goku, the Saiyan warrior whose power had transcended the limits of time and space, faced the enigmatic Wonder of U, a being whose very existence was intertwined with the concept of calamity.Goku, sensing the impending danger, powered up to his Super Saiyan Blue form, his aura crackling with energy. He charged towards Wonder of U, fists poised to strike. However, the moment his intent to engage was formed, the world around him shifted. The ground beneath his feet trembled, and a sense of impending doom enveloped him.Wonder of U, with a mere thought, manipulated the very fabric of reality. Goku's movements became sluggish, his attacks missing their mark as if the universe itself conspired against him. Each punch he threw seemed to veer off course, each ki blast dissipating before it could reach its target.Goku, realizing the futility of his direct approach, attempted to outmaneuver his opponent. He teleported, aiming to land a surprise attack. Yet, Wonder of U anticipated his every move, the calamity ensuring that Goku's every action was met with an equal and opposite reaction.In a desperate bid, Goku unleashed his most potent attack, the Kamehameha, channeling all his energy into the beam. As the wave of destructive power surged forward, Wonder of U stood unfazed. With a subtle gesture, the calamity redirected the energy, sending it spiraling into the void.Goku, exhausted and battered, understood the grim reality. Wonder of U's existence was not bound by the same laws that governed his own. The calamity was an abstract force, a concept that could not be defeated by mere strength or speed.In the end, Goku fell to his knees, acknowledging the overwhelming power of his adversary. Wonder of U, ever silent, stood victorious, the calamity continuing its eternal dance, unaffected by the fleeting struggles of those who dared challenge it.
>>78056108Jesus fucking Christ, Rhett is destroying everyone.Hulk vs Hulk.
>>78056216The arena shook as Hulk Hogan stepped into the ring, muscles glistening, bandana tight, and iconic yellow and red attire on full display. Across from him, the Hulk roared, green skin rippling with raw power, fists clenched, eyes burning with fury.“Whatcha gonna do, Hulkster?” Hogan bellowed, pumping the crowd with energy.The Hulk answered with a thunderous charge, smashing the ground with a fist that left a crater. Hogan sidestepped, using agility and experience, landing a spinning leg drop that grazed the Hulk’s shoulder. The Hulk barely flinched, swiping with a massive hand that sent Hogan flying into the ropes.The escalation began. Hogan ducked and weaved, delivering a flurry of signature punches and body slams. The Hulk countered with earth-shattering strikes, each swing creating shockwaves that shattered the arena floor. Hogan caught the Hulk mid-swing with a clothesline, but the green giant shrugged it off, swinging back with a double-handed smash that barely missed.Hogan attempted a top-rope attack, leaping with all his strength, but the Hulk caught him mid-air and slammed him into the mat with bone-crunching force. Hogan gritted his teeth, rising slowly, muscles trembling but spirit unbroken. “The power of Hulkamania never quits!” he shouted.The decisive moment arrived when Hogan dodged a furious Hulk smash, slid behind him, and locked in a full-force atomic leg drop combined with a spinning slam, using all his strength and technique. The Hulk staggered, momentarily stunned, unable to adjust to the Hulkster’s experience-driven precision.Hogan stood, chest heaving, arms raised as the Hulk, finally overwhelmed by a combination of skill, timing, and relentless strategy, fell to one knee. The crowd erupted.
>>78056209CALAMITY IS NOT A FORCE FOR EVIL, GOKUAND NEITHER IS IT A FORCE OF GOODlet's see if Reimu can beat ORT's assimilation hax
>>78056277A vast, fractured void stretched across infinity as Reimu Hakurei hovered, her red and white robes fluttering, spell cards swirling like fiery constellations around her. Across the void, ORT loomed, its outerversal presence warping reality itself, entire frameworks bending under its will.Reimu’s eyes narrowed. “I won’t let you destroy this balance!” She fired a barrage of spell cards, colors blazing, weaving intricate patterns of probability and energy aimed at ORT. The projectiles zipped through space, leaving trails of distorted reality in their wake.ORT tilted slightly, and the attack fizzled midair. With a single thought, it began assimilating the spell cards, absorbing their energy and nullifying their effects. Reimu shifted tactics, weaving new cards with chaotic probabilities, bending space to ensure they would hit. Yet ORT’s form shimmered, a framework of pure outerversal assimilation, and each new spell was swallowed before it could reach its target.The void itself began to collapse and reform as the battle escalated. Reimu flew at incredible speed, striking with a barrage of punches and energy blasts infused with her reality-altering magic. ORT responded effortlessly, assimilating each attack and redirecting fragments of energy to reshape the battlefield. Entire chunks of space-time twisted around them, but Reimu’s spell cards were systematically undone, their probability manipulations rendered ineffective.Desperate, Reimu unleashed her ultimate attack, a massive constellation of danmaku spinning with every possible outcome, aiming to overwhelm ORT’s assimilation. The energy collided with ORT’s form, and for a moment, it seemed the attack might succeed. But ORT simply extended its presence, touching every thread of the attack and absorbing it completely, leaving nothing behind.Reimu stumbled, exhausted and unable to breach ORT’s outerversal defenses. The void stabilized, ORT’s dominance absolute.
>>78056253Let’s see if that orange stickman can survive against Rare Akuma
>>78056253Xavier vs Paul Blart
>>78056319>ORT is already outerversal in baseFuuuuuuuuuck.... when did ORT get access to the Root?Let's see if Supes can stop this fuarking monster
>>78056319Randy Orton tries to RKO Beerus out of nowhere
>>78056321The M.U.G.E.N arena flickered as Rare Akuma appeared, aura blazing, fists ready. Across the digital void, The Second Coming hovered, its form pulsating with awakened power, equations orbiting around it, ready to manipulate the very environment.Akuma charged, teleporting with blinding speed, striking with a barrage of punches and ki blasts. Each attack threatened to tear the battlefield apart, but TSC simply gestured, drawing massive shields and constructs into existence. The attacks collided with these creations, shattering them harmlessly.Akuma unleashed his full arsenal, a torrent of universal-range energy, teleport strikes, and regenerating assaults. The arena itself groaned under the strain, pixels tearing and reforming. Yet TSC adapted instantly, combining mathematical equation with awakened strength, warping probability to ensure Akuma’s attacks either missed or were neutralized.TSC began drawing weapons, hammers, and monstrous constructs directly from the code, each one following abstract rules that Akuma’s scripted abilities couldn’t predict. Akuma attempted a teleporting surprise strike, but the digital environment bent around TSC, creating simultaneous copies of him in every direction. Every attack he threw was absorbed, redirected, or nullified.Desperate, Akuma summoned his ultimate energy blast, a planetary-level ki surge aimed to obliterate TSC. In response, TSC scribbled a massive, glowing spiral into the void, rewriting the parameters of the fight. The energy blast hit the drawing, exploding harmlessly as the constructs absorbed, deflected, and amplified it back against Akuma.Rare Akuma staggered, stunned by the meta-level counter, regeneration unable to keep pace with attacks that defied both logic and physics. TSC advanced, eyes glowing, and with one final gesture, drew a conceptual hammer that collapsed Akuma’s form into harmless code fragments.The arena stabilized, TSC floating calmly, equations orbiting, victorious.
>>78056340The quiet hum of the mall broke as Paul Blart rolled in on his Segway, baton ready, eyes scanning for trouble. Across the atrium, Xavier Renegade Angel appeared, limbs bending unnaturally, eyes glinting with existential menace.“Looks like a routine patrol just got interesting,” Blart muttered, gripping his baton tighter.Xavier lunged with preposterous speed, stretching his twisted limbs into impossible angles. Blart swerved, using his Segway to dodge, but Xavier’s strikes bent around corners, striking from angles Blart couldn’t anticipate. Each blow left a surreal distortion in the air, warping the laws of physics around them.Blart retaliated with a precise baton strike, aiming for Xavier’s midsection. Xavier contorted, splitting into multiple impossible forms, each copy mocking Blart’s attempts. Paul swung again, knocking aside one form, only to have another strike from an unseen angle. The mall escalated into chaos: merchandise flew, elevators spun, and digital displays fractured under the stress of Xavier’s bizarre reality warping.Blart pressed forward, accelerating on his Segway, ramming into Xavier with full momentum. Xavier recoiled, then extended a limb through the ceiling, punching down from above while simultaneously kicking from below. Blart twisted mid-air, countering with a tactical spin of his Segway, narrowly avoiding dismemberment.The decisive moment came when Blart triggered the mall’s fire sprinklers, creating slippery chaos. Xavier misjudged a jump, his multi-limbed contortions faltering. Blart seized the moment, launching a final, spinning Segway strike directly into Xavier’s torso, knocking him into the fountain with a resonant clang. Xavier flailed, unable to recover from the combined kinetic and practical attack.Breathing heavily, Blart dismounted, surveying the wrecked atrium. Xavier lay tangled and dazed, his surreal forms flickering but unable to continue.
>>78056428Let’s see if the Fury can take down Rhett Caan
>>78056428I'm shocked at the fact that two of the most overpowered character ever made for Mugen are jobbers here.Magolor vs the Fury.
>>78056369The void of all existence trembled as ORT emerged, a swirling mass of assimilated universes and raw outerversal power. Its form pulsed, ready to consume anything in its path. Across the infinite horizon, Superman hovered, calm and absolute, his aura radiating beyond the boundaries of story, time, and reality itself.ORT lashed out, sending a wave of universal assimilation toward him, entire multiverses collapsing into its grasp. Stars, planets, and frameworks disintegrated as the attack surged. Superman’s eyes glowed, not in fear, but recognition. He moved beyond the concept of scale, untethered from narrative and multiversal rules. The assimilation attempted to bind him, but reality itself folded around him, leaving ORT’s attacks impotent.The battle escalated. ORT reshaped the battlefield, rewriting physics, logic, and causality, trying to ensnare Superman in a prison of infinite contradictions. Superman, existing beyond Type 4 metaverses, simply stepped through the collapsing dimensions, each movement nullifying ORT’s influence. He unleashed a force not of destruction, but of absolute metaphysical certainty, untangling ORT’s assimilation in a single, effortless motion.ORT responded with a final surge, attempting to integrate Superman’s very being into its infinite structure. Superman exhaled, and the laws ORT relied upon unraveled. The outerversal tendrils recoiled, unable to grasp a consciousness beyond story, beyond infinity, beyond all possible frameworks. With a single gesture, Superman unmade the attack and reified the void, reducing ORT’s mass of assimilated universes into harmless echoes.The outerversal storm collapsed, leaving ORT inert, impotent, a collection of unrealized possibilities. Superman floated above, his presence the absolute beyond, untouched and eternal.
>>78056395The arena was silent for a heartbeat as Randy Orton crouched, eyes glinting with mischief, calculating the perfect moment. Beerus, casually hovering, smirked at the spectators, his aura simmering with cosmic energy, utterly unaware.“Here goes nothing,” Orton muttered, springing forward with the speed and precision of a seasoned predator. His hands shot out, aiming for the signature RKO, a move that had felled legends on Earth.Beerus barely raised an eyebrow. Time seemed to stretch for a split second as Orton collided with the god’s aura. The RKO connected… but reality itself protested. Beerus’s energy flared, a shockwave of divine force rippling outward, stopping Orton midair and pinning him several feet away.“Really? That’s the best you’ve got?” Beerus purred, voice low and amused. With a flick of his finger, Orton was sent tumbling across the arena, bouncing harmlessly off invisible shockwaves of cosmic energy.Orton scrambled to his feet, determination flashing in his eyes. He attempted a second, faster RKO, weaving through Beerus’s energy, but the God of Destruction had already adapted. In a blur, Beerus sidestepped, letting Orton fly past before gently swatting him aside with the back of his hand.The crowd gasped as Orton hit the ground, winded but still stubborn. Beerus floated in place, eyes narrowing slightly. “Try all you want, mortal. You’ll never catch me off guard.”Orton shook his head, a mix of frustration and awe on his face. The god chuckled, the aura around him simmering dangerously, leaving it clear: the RKO, no matter how sudden, would never be enough.
>>78056513>supes has leveled up to Thought Robot supeseveryone is FUCKED
>>78056546let's see if Sonic can handle Wonder of U throwing Door Chad at him
>>78056477The void trembled as The Fury emerged, a monstrous cybernetic entity radiating raw destructive power, scanning for any superhuman presence. Across the fractured landscape, Rhett Caan appeared, smirking, his voice vibrating with the power to make reality bend to his words.The Fury lunged, smashing through a collapsing skyscraper, its claws ripping apart matter as it surged forward. Rhett shouted, “You do not exist!” and a wave of reality distortion tried to erase The Fury from existence. The cybernetic warrior staggered, sparks flying, but its outerversal essence shrugged off the attack, adapting instantly to the attempted nullification.Rhett’s desperation grew as he spoke faster, twisting probability, warping space, trying to collapse The Fury into nothingness. Entire streets folded, oceans vanished, and the sky fractured, yet The Fury pressed on, each step annihilating whatever Rhett had altered. Its assault was relentless, strikes precise, tearing through the altered reality with brute force and unyielding durability.The escalation reached its peak as Rhett attempted a barrage of reality-shaping declarations, seeking to overwrite The Fury entirely. But The Fury’s outerversal systems compensated, absorbing and neutralizing the distortions faster than Rhett could speak them into being. With a final, devastating swipe, The Fury tore through the warped constructs, breaking the space around Rhett and sending him crashing into the remnants of a shattered cityscape.Rhett struggled to recover, but The Fury advanced, every movement a tide of unstoppable force. With one final strike, it incapacitated him, dismantling the reality around him so quickly that no spoken word could reassert control. The battlefield stilled, and The Fury remained, unscathed and absolute.
>>78056620>Rhett struggled to recover, but The Fury advanced, every movement a tide of unstoppable force. With one final strike, it incapacitated him, dismantling the reality around him so quickly that no spoken word could reassert control. The battlefield stilled, and The Fury remained, unscathed and absolute.Oh thank fucking god!
>>78056508The sky above the fractured landscape shimmered as Magolor floated, Master Crown glowing, energy radiating in chaotic waves. Across the void, The Fury emerged, a towering cybernetic juggernaut, scanning for any threat with precision beyond comprehension.Magolor struck first, firing a barrage of black hole spheres that tore through the terrain, warping reality around them. The Fury’s sensors adapted instantly, absorbing and neutralizing the destructive waves before they could reach its core. Sparks and energy rippled across the battlefield as the two forces collided.The Crowned form of Magolor intensified, summoning spectral minions and twisting the environment into impossible shapes, attempting to overwhelm The Fury with sheer numbers and chaotic energy. The Fury responded with precise, calculated strikes, each one obliterating minions and collapsing altered dimensions back into nothingness.As the battle escalated, Magolor transformed into his Soul form, power surging to its peak. The air twisted with his reality-warping assaults, black holes spinning and rifts tearing open. He hurled concentrated blasts at The Fury, aiming to tear it apart on a cosmic scale. But The Fury moved beyond conventional attacks, shrugging off the distortions, adapting to every shift in reality, and advancing relentlessly.Magolor tried one final desperate assault, creating an enormous vortex to swallow The Fury whole. Yet the cybernetic entity’s outerversal systems compensated instantly. With a single, overwhelming strike, The Fury shattered the vortex, striking Magolor directly. Energy from the Crowned and Soul forms clashed against the outerversal power, and the backlash hurled Magolor across the shattered battlefield, his power dissipating.Silence returned, the air settling. The Fury stood unscathed, a relentless force against which Magolor’s cosmic abilities could not prevail.
>>78056649Ngl i would've been pretty upset if a rick and morty character won
>>78056651Let's find out if Huey and CJ are friends or foes.
>>78056580The horizon warped as Wonder of U loomed, a chaotic grin stretching across its face, a massive, impossibly heavy door levitating in its grasp. Sonic skidded into view, wind whipping around him, eyes narrowing as the Stand’s energy warped reality around the object.Without hesitation, Wonder of U hurled the door with godlike strength, tearing through the air like a comet. Sonic barely had time to react, spinning and twisting mid-flight, dodging the edge by inches as debris exploded around him. The ground shook with the impact, and Sonic knew this wouldn’t be over with simple speed alone.He dashed forward, striking with rapid punches and kicks, each hit attempting to destabilize the Stand’s erratic movements. Wonder of U contorted unnaturally, limbs bending, dodging in ways Sonic had never seen, the door already being repositioned for another throw. Sonic weaved through attacks, but every swing of the door distorted the battlefield, making each dodge more desperate.Sensing the escalation, Sonic’s eyes glowed, and the golden aura of Super Sonic flared. He rocketed into the air, supersonic speed leaving trails of energy, every rotation and spin aimed at intercepting the door before it could crash down. He smashed through multiple space-warping attacks, energy blasts ricocheting off the surreal Stand, moving faster than even Wonder of U could anticipate.With a blur of golden light, Sonic collided with the door midair, spinning it out of trajectory and redirecting it harmlessly away. Using his speed, he closed in, landing a series of explosive blows that pushed Wonder of U to its limits, destabilizing its form. The Stand staggered, unable to maintain control against Sonic’s golden onslaught.Finally, Sonic launched himself with a massive spin attack, striking the Stand directly and sending it crashing into the warped landscape, unable to recover from the combined force and speed.
>>78056676The streets of Los Santos were unusually quiet as CJ stepped out of Grove Street, bat in hand, scanning the neighborhood. Across the alley, Huey Freeman appeared, eyes narrowed, fists clenched, ready for whatever challenge the day might bring. Neither spoke at first, the tension hanging like a storm cloud.CJ made the first move, swinging his bat with precision honed from countless street fights. Huey ducked and rolled, countering with a quick series of jabs, each one aimed to subdue without lethal force. CJ grunted, surprised at Huey’s agility and timing, and backed off to reassess.The fight escalated quickly. CJ pulled a pistol, firing shots meant to intimidate, but Huey expertly dodged, using the environment for cover and leveraging his street-smart reflexes. Huey hurled objects, swinging chains and bricks, forcing CJ to weave between attacks. The alley erupted in chaos, trash cans overturned, and sparks flying from colliding weapons.CJ’s training in gang combat gave him raw power, but Huey’s strategy and quick thinking allowed him to stay one step ahead. He anticipated CJ’s movements, deflecting strikes and landing counterattacks that made CJ stumble. CJ lunged for a decisive swing, but Huey ducked low, grabbed his arm, and used the momentum to throw him to the ground.CJ scrambled to his feet, realizing Huey wasn’t just another street fighter—he was smart, deliberate, and capable. He laughed, nodding slightly, lowering his bat. Huey mirrored him, fists relaxing. The tension eased as both assessed the other, recognizing skill and respect in each stance.Without another word, they turned away from the battleground, a silent agreement forming. The fight had tested them both, but no lasting enmity remained.Winner: Draw—mutual respect earned, potential allies rather than foes.
>>78056694Can Sakamoto take down Koro-Sensei?
>>78056694>sonic beat the DOORDBZsisters....?!!?!?
>>78056736>Wonder of U beat Goku>Sonic beat Wonder of UIt tracks.
>>78056722>Winner: Draw—mutual respect earned, potential allies rather than foes.Hell yeah! Now we're talking!Fuck it, Huey Freeman (with CJ) vs Gordon Freeman!
>>78056694Sonic with the Chili Dog buff vs Beerus
>>78056728The wind whispered across the empty schoolyard as Taro Sakamoto appeared, bowtie perfectly in place, eyes cold and focused. From above, Koro-Sensei descended with his usual grin, yellow tentacles fluttering, energy radiating with impossible speed.“I hear you’re fast,” Sakamoto muttered, spinning his gun expertly, each movement precise and deliberate. Koro-Sensei chuckled, stretching a tentacle toward him in a playful swipe. Sakamoto dove aside, bullets firing in rapid succession, each shot aimed not just to hit, but to anticipate Koro-Sensei’s superhuman reflexes.The beginning was a dance of speed and precision. Koro-Sensei dodged effortlessly, tentacles striking in unpredictable patterns. Sakamoto rolled, flipped, and fired, blending acrobatics with deadly marksmanship. The bullets tore through the air, forcing Koro-Sensei to concentrate, but even at Mach 20-plus speed, Sakamoto’s uncanny timing allowed him to land grazing hits, each one testing the limits of Koro-Sensei’s regenerative abilities.Koro-Sensei created afterimages, speeding through multiple trajectories at once, while Sakamoto adapted, tracking patterns in his enemy’s motions, using environmental cover and ricocheted bullets. Explosions erupted, concrete shattered, but Sakamoto’s calm precision never wavered.Sakamoto prepared his decisive move. With a perfectly timed combination of acrobatics and gunfire, he set a trap: a narrow corridor lined with explosive charges. Koro-Sensei, confident in his speed, dashed through, but Sakamoto had anticipated the angles, every tentacle path accounted for. The explosives detonated in a chain reaction, stunning Koro-Sensei momentarily.Seizing the opening, Sakamoto landed the finishing series of shots, precise enough to pierce through Koro-Sensei’s defense without giving the teacher time to react. Koro-Sensei staggered, his grin fading as he floated down, acknowledging the rare skill before him.Winner: Taro Sakamoto
>>78056770The abandoned warehouse smelled of rust and dust as Huey Freeman crouched in the shadows, CJ at his side, eyes scanning for movement. Across the room, Gordon Freeman emerged, crowbar in hand, HEV suit glowing faintly, his silent intensity radiating danger.Huey signaled to CJ, and they moved as one—CJ swinging a bat, Huey delivering precise punches and kicks, their combined street-smart tactics ready for any threat. Gordon advanced calmly, every step calculated. He swung his crowbar, blocking CJ’s bat and deflecting Huey’s strikes with inhuman reflexes, then fired a quick burst from his pistol, forcing the duo to dodge behind crates.Huey threw objects with perfect aim, creating distractions while CJ attempted to flank Gordon. Gordon countered effortlessly, using gravity and physics to manipulate the environment, sending debris flying at the pair. Huey twisted, ducked, and landed a clean strike on Gordon’s shoulder, but the crowbar blocked the next hit, and Gordon’s precise movements prevented any real damage.CJ tried a bold rush, running across scaffolding to land a surprise strike, but Gordon anticipated it, swiping with the crowbar and knocking him back. Huey adjusted, combining strategy and raw skill, targeting weak points in Gordon’s positioning while dodging each counterattack. The fight became a ballet of speed, cunning, and precision, the warehouse walls vibrating with kinetic energy.Finally, Huey feinted, drawing Gordon into a narrow passage. CJ tripped a loose crate, sending it crashing into Gordon’s path. Huey landed a swift, coordinated strike while CJ followed up with a melee attack. Gordon staggered, momentarily off-balance. Realizing the situation, he disengaged, raising his hands in a non-lethal surrender to avoid unnecessary escalation.The dust settled. Huey and CJ exchanged a glance, impressed by the silent physicist’s skill, and Gordon nodded in respect, acknowledging the duo’s cunning teamwork.Draw.
>>78056823Let’s see Supes try to take down the Fury
>>78056782The arena shimmered as Beerus hovered lazily, his aura simmering with potential. Across the battlefield, Sonic gulped down the last of a chili dog, his body igniting with energy as the Chili Dog buff coursed through him. His quills glowed with golden heat, speed amplifying beyond ordinary limits.Beerus raised an eyebrow, uninterested, but the air cracked as Sonic rocketed forward, faster than the eye could follow. He weaved through the God of Destruction’s aura, striking with rapid kicks and spins, each hit charged with the supercharged energy of the chili dog. Beerus barely moved, sidestepping and letting Sonic’s momentum carry him past, a faint smirk forming.Sonic’s speed escalated, approaching light and beyond, leaving afterimages in his wake. Beerus, now taking the threat more seriously, unleashed an energy blast, flattening the terrain where Sonic had just been. Sonic twisted mid-air, narrowly avoiding the attack, his golden aura flaring brighter as the chili dog power amplified his reflexes.The battle became a blur of motion. Sonic’s enhanced speed and attack power allowed him to land grazing hits on Beerus, forcing the god to focus and block, his movements precise and restrained. Each strike, however, was only a reminder to Beerus of his limits—Sonic was fast, clever, and relentless, but Beerus’s divine reaction speed and destructive capacity dwarfed even the chili dog-enhanced quills.Sonic charged at maximum velocity, attempting a spin attack meant to overwhelm Beerus in a golden tornado of fury. Beerus yawned and raised a hand, a pulse of godly energy erupting. The shockwave caught Sonic mid-spin, tossing him across the arena like a comet, leaving him winded but alive.Beerus floated down, aura simmering calmly, watching Sonic struggle to regain footing. “Cute trick,” he said, voice laced with amusement. Sonic panted, quills flickering, realizing even Chili Dog buffed, he could not surpass the God of Destruction.
>>78056823Looks like Huey might be underdog that could win due him having not one but possibly two allies.Brock Samson vs Paul Blart, for his [adult swim] brothers!
>>78056843The cosmos itself shuddered as The Fury emerged, a massive cybernetic monstrosity, its sensors scanning for any superhuman presence. Stars bent under its presence, entire multiverses trembling in anticipation. Across the void, Superman hovered, cape flowing, eyes glowing with absolute certainty, radiating power that transcended infinity itself.The Fury lunged, claws tearing through the void, each strike capable of erasing universes. Superman moved without hesitation, phasing through attacks, redirecting destructive energy with a flick of his will. The Fury unleashed a wave of multiversal destruction, attempting to assimilate him into its machinery of annihilation. Yet Superman, existing beyond Type 4 multiverses, merely adjusted his trajectory, unaffected by the outerversal assault.The fight escalated. The Fury’s strikes shredded entire realities, creating collapsing pockets of existence. Superman countered by manifesting absolute metaphysical force, turning the destructive waves back on themselves, nullifying the outerversal energy before it could reach him. Every blow the Fury attempted was calculated, but Superman’s awareness extended beyond space, time, and narrative.The Fury tried a final maneuver, attempting to envelop Superman in an infinite loop of multiversal collapse. Superman’s eyes burned with the radiance of post-Hegelian Ubermensch power. With a single motion, he shattered the temporal and outerversal constructs, untangling The Fury’s assimilation field, piercing the cybernetic titan with metaphysical precision beyond comprehension.The Fury’s systems overloaded, sparks and energy flaring as its outerversal machinery collapsed under the absolute force of Superman’s being. The cosmos calmed; stars realigned, multiverses stabilized, and The Fury was reduced to inert, powerless remnants.
>>78056866kek I thought he was going to offer the chili dog to Beerus or something to pacify him, no eating it so selfishly doomed himIf only he'd known Beerus was above Door Chad in the powerscale...Let's see Omni-Man try invading Battleship Halberd
Also>Superman’s eyes burned with the radiance of post-Hegelian Ubermensch powerthis line goes so fucking hard fraaaaaaaack
>>78056878The deserted mall echoed with the distant hum of fluorescent lights as Brock Samson emerged, suit jacket open, fists ready, muscles tensed like coiled springs. From the entrance, Paul Blart rolled in on his Segway, eyes wide but determined, looking far braver than he had any right to be.Blart attempted to assert control, honking and shouting, trying to use his Segway to intimidate. Brock smirked, effortlessly dodging, his reflexes impossibly sharp. Blart swung his baton, but Brock deflected it with a flick of his wrist, sending the baton skidding harmlessly across the tile.The fight escalated quickly. Brock advanced with calculated precision, combining martial arts strikes and explosive strength. Blart tried to retaliate with kicks, baton swings, and Segway ramming maneuvers, but every move was met with Brock’s unmatched speed and timing. The Segway flipped under Brock’s calculated push, and Blart stumbled, barely keeping his balance.Blart attempted a desperate maneuver, using the environment—pushing shopping carts and grabbing objects as improvised weapons—but Brock anticipated each action, dodging and countering with a series of devastating but non-lethal strikes. The warehouse-style mall became a blur of motion, Blart spinning and falling, Brock landing punches and throws that left him stunned but alive.Finally, Brock delivered a swift, precise takedown, pinning Blart safely but firmly to the floor. Blart gasped, realizing he had been completely outmatched. Brock’s expression softened, helping him to his feet, nodding in respect for the security guard’s determination.
>>78056916The second coming vs the god of thunder, Thor
>>78056900The metallic corridors of Battleship Halberd groaned under the strain of combat as Omni-Man crashed through a bulkhead, eyes blazing with ruthless intent. Meta Knight hovered in the center of the hangar, Galaxia drawn, cape fluttering, mask gleaming under the harsh lights.Omni-Man lunged, fists smashing with supersonic speed, attempting to overwhelm the armored swordsman. Meta Knight met him with a spinning slash, deflecting blows and forcing Omni-Man to pivot midair. Sparks erupted where Galaxia clashed with Viltrumite fists, echoing through the ship’s steel hull.The battle escalated. Omni-Man’s raw strength tore through walls, sending debris flying, but Meta Knight’s agility allowed him to dance through the wreckage, striking precisely with slashes and shockwave bursts. Omni-Man swung, sending a shockwave down the length of the ship, but Meta Knight countered, slashing through the air to create a vacuum burst that destabilized Omni-Man’s trajectory.Meta Knight activated his dimensional wings, flitting through space with incredible speed, launching a flurry of strikes while Omni-Man’s fists tore through the decks, leaving a trail of destruction. Every strike Omni-Man landed was devastating, yet Meta Knight’s stamina and combat foresight kept him just ahead, parrying with methodical precision.Meta Knight focused on a decisive maneuver. He created a series of rapid afterimages, confusing Omni-Man while concentrating his energy into a singular, pinpoint slash aimed at the Viltrumite’s midsection. Omni-Man swung to counter but miscalculated, striking a bulkhead instead, leaving him momentarily exposed. Meta Knight’s blade connected, a concentrated surge of energy forcing Omni-Man back, crashing into the ship’s hull.The impact rattled the Halberd, and Omni-Man struggled to regain footing, recognizing the skill and speed that outmatched brute strength. Meta Knight hovered, weapon ready, poised to strike again if necessary.
>>78056945The digital battlefield shimmered as The Second Coming emerged, lines of code and reality bending around its form, mathematical constructs forming weapons in an instant. Across the void, Thor appeared, Mjolnir crackling with divine lightning, eyes narrowing with the weight of millennia of battles.Thor swung Mjolnir, unleashing thunderous shockwaves that ripped through the digital landscape. TSC countered effortlessly, drawing geometries and equations into being, converting each strike into a simulated loop that twisted Thor’s attacks into harmless projections. The sky of code warped with each swing, the limits of physics itself bending to TSC’s creation.The fight escalated. Thor called down a storm, lightning splitting the ground as he soared at impossible speeds, smashing into the digital constructs with raw Asgardian power. TSC responded by generating countless copies of itself, mathematical constructs spinning into existence, each one a trap and a weapon simultaneously. Thor’s hammer shattered them midair, but new ones replaced them faster than he could react.TSC adapted, rewriting the rules mid-fight, creating abstract constructs and paradoxical barriers, each more intricate than the last. Thor, undeterred, channeled the full fury of his godhood, shattering some constructs with concentrated lightning and strikes of Mjolnir, leaving shockwaves that distorted code and reality alike.TSC drew together the full stack of its mathematical, narrative, and awakened powers, warping the digital plane into a surreal battlefield where equations became walls, numbers became weapons, and logic bent violently. Thor slammed Mjolnir into the center, releasing a godlike burst of energy that shattered the simulated reality. The Second Coming’s constructs flickered, destabilized, and finally collapsed under the sheer overwhelming force of divine might.The battlefield stilled, lines of code dissipating. Thor stood, victorious over the abstract entity.
>>78056914I just fed it that one schizo pasta about Superman's power level that was posted, it went a little something like this>literally scales above the concept of cardinality and the ideation of ‘scale’ or ‘size’ of a set in a manner analogous to a dialectical manner of historical idealism>can one-shot and overcome barriers consisting of cabalistic aggregations of all possible hyper-temporal modes in any possible relativistic worldline>is a narrative exemplification of total transdual ‘being’, ‘being’ beyond the negative and positive juxtaposition that is story and non-story>can tank entire metaverses worth of narrative material being shot at him, with any metaphysical ‘amount’ of this material being able to reset Type 4 Metaverses beyond any set theoretic axiomatic framework>Metaverses themselves transcend infinite Type 3 Multiverses infinitely, consisting of axioms that are completely contradictory in reality, leading to infinite principle of explosion type events where 0 = 1, which blows past any ‘type’ of infinity or Multiverse (including Tegmark's Type 4)>Is the manifestation beyond a type-omega-bit consciousness, is the post-Hegelian idea of an ‘Ubermensch’ in the most Gnostic and anti-Hylic mode of existence; is capable of breaking through ‘the end of history’ as a reification of all goodness in any type of human collective consciousness or unconsciousness
>>78057011Weird Al vs a fucking sunflower.
>>78057011I need to know what would happen if Beerus wound up battling Duckman and Cornfed
>>78057037The suburban battlefield shimmered under the afternoon sun as Sunflower floated into position, her healing beams and solar energy ready. Across the yard, Weird Al adjusted his accordion, a mischievous grin spreading across his face.“Looks like we’ve got ourselves a lawn invader!” he sang, twanging a note, and Sunflower responded with a melodic hum, her petals glowing in time with the music. As he played, notes burst from the accordion, ricocheting off Sunflower’s solar shields, creating a bizarre harmony of combat and song.The fight began in earnest. Sunflower fired beams of radiant energy, weaving them between the chords of Weird Al’s playful tune. Weird Al ducked, twirling and hitting keys to launch sonic blasts that rattled the nearby fences, forcing Sunflower to dodge while keeping the melody intact. Their battle became a musical duel, each attack timed to the rhythm of the song.The escalation hit as Sunflower summoned solar flares, blasting in patterns that could fry any ordinary opponent. Weird Al matched each flare with rapid-fire accordion notes, generating a sonic wave that deflected beams and created protective harmonics. The air vibrated with light and sound, the yard a stage for this surreal showdown.Finally, Weird Al struck a final chord, hitting a high note that resonated through Sunflower’s core. Sunflower’s petals shimmered, then responded with a massive, radiant crescendo of light and energy, merging with the sonic wave. The combined melody created a dazzling burst, overwhelming both combatants’ individual attacks.As the dust settled, they laughed together, the yard echoing with their improvised song about “a zombie on your lawn,” realizing that fighting was far less fun than performing together.Winner: Draw—mutual musical respect, no casualties.
>>78057047The night sky over the ruined city flickered with purple fire as Beerus descended, his aura calm yet oppressive. Duckman and Cornfed stood side by side, looking both terrified and resigned. Duckman lit a cigarette with trembling hands.“Remember the last time we saw him?” Duckman muttered. “Yeah,” Cornfed replied flatly, “he saved our asses from Rhett Caan. This time, I don’t think he’s on our side.”Beerus tilted his head, arms behind his back. “You two again? Don’t tell me you think you can fight me.”The fight began as Cornfed charged first, surprisingly fast, throwing a flurry of strikes he’d learned from their countless misadventures. Beerus deflected each casually, flicking his wrist. Duckman tried a sneak attack with a broken bottle, lunging with a shrill scream, only for Beerus to sidestep, sending him tumbling into a trash can.The escalation came quickly. Cornfed pulled out strange gadgets and improvised weapons, blasting Beerus with homemade explosives. Beerus yawned and countered with flicks of energy, vaporizing the blasts midair. Duckman, covered in soot, shouted nonsense insults, charging with reckless fury. His sheer unpredictability caught Beerus off guard for a moment, allowing Cornfed to land a clean hit. The shockwave from Beerus’s casual block still flattened three buildings.Beerus’s patience thinned. He unleashed a wave of destructive energy, the sheer heat tearing apart the street. Cornfed tackled Duckman out of the blast zone, shielding him. Duckman, shaking, whispered, “Why do we always fight gods?” Cornfed simply said, “Bad luck.”For the finale, Beerus raised a finger, preparing a finishing strike. Duckman, desperate, yelled about Rhett Caan, hoping to appeal to Beerus’s pride. Beerus smirked, remembering the absurdity of that battle. “You survived him. That’s something. But this ends here.” He released a pulse of destruction, sending both collapsing, unconscious but alive.
>>78057118Green Lantern vs Scarlet King aka Jobber King.
>>78057118Gordon Freeman vs Brock Samson
>>78057149Gordon gets Huey and CJ's help, is that okay?
>>78057149Careful now, Brock. He has a crew.
>>78057160Yeah, that’s cool.
>>78057147The void of reality itself rippled as Hal Jordan hovered, Green Lantern ring glowing with cosmic energy. Across the expanse, the Scarlet King emerged, vast and monstrous, crimson aura radiating an incomprehensible power.“You dare oppose me, little guardian?” the Scarlet King boomed, its voice echoing through impossible dimensions. “Do you really think your love for children—or your… inadequacies—matter in the face of true existence?” Hal’s jaw tightened, ignoring the taunts, focusing the ring’s energy into constructs large enough to crush stars.Hal launched forward, fists of pure will battering toward the Scarlet King, creating shockwaves that tore through pocket universes. The Scarlet King shifted, laughing, its form warping impossibly, countering with reality-warping blasts that shredded constructs before they could touch him.The fight escalated. Hal fired massive energy beams, forming shields, cages, and weapons simultaneously, trying to restrain a being whose very presence bent logic. The Scarlet King moved like thought made flesh, warping space and time, sending Hal tumbling through fractured dimensions. “Is this all your will can muster?” it jeered. “Pathetic!”Hal’s eyes blazed, channeling every ounce of willpower into a colossal attack, a lattice of green energy twisting into impossible shapes, hammering at the King’s form. The Scarlet King responded by unraveling the constructs midair, turning them against themselves, warping even the laws of causality around Hal’s fists.With a final, universe-shaking surge, the Scarlet King extended his monstrous form and crushed the constructs, striking Hal with raw, outerversal force that shattered reality’s fabric. Hal was thrown across multiple collapsing dimensions, his ring straining beyond limits.The Scarlet King loomed above him, voice like a thousand worlds collapsing: “Even your greatest will is nothing against me.”
>>78057216>“Do you really think your love for children—or your… inadequacies—matter in the face of true existence?”KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>78057149The abandoned warehouse reeked of oil and rust as Huey Freeman crouched behind a stack of crates, CJ at his side, fists ready. Across the room, Gordon Freeman emerged silently, crowbar in hand, HEV suit gleaming faintly under the flickering lights. From the far end, Brock Samson stepped through the shadows, muscles coiled, eyes cold and calculating.Huey gestured, and they moved as a unit. CJ charged first, swinging a baseball bat with street-trained precision. Brock blocked with ease, deflecting the strike and sending CJ sprawling. Gordon moved with clinical efficiency, swinging his crowbar to intercept Huey’s rapid punches, forcing the young revolutionary to roll aside.The middle of the battle escalated. CJ grabbed a pipe, Gordon fired his pistol with pinpoint accuracy, and Huey hurled nearby objects with precise aim. Brock countered every attack with brutal efficiency, striking with devastating force while dodging and grappling with surgical precision. Each move from the trio forced Brock to adapt, but his strength and reflexes were overwhelming.Huey and Gordon coordinated a pincer maneuver, trying to trap Brock between them. Brock twisted midair, landing a series of punishing blows that sent CJ crashing into a wall and left Huey staggering. Gordon swung his crowbar in desperation, but Brock caught it, tossing it aside. The warehouse trembled with the impact of every strike.In a final push, Huey feinted, drawing Brock into a corner while CJ and Gordon executed a synchronized assault. Brock deflected most of the attacks, but a single coordinated strike caught him off guard. He was knocked to the ground, chest heaving, forced to acknowledge their teamwork.
>>78057216Oh, look! Jobber King finally won a match, hooray.Invincible vs Superman.
>>78057273The city skyline shuddered as Invincible descended, fists glowing with kinetic energy. Across the horizon, Superman hovered, cape billowing, eyes scanning, calm yet alert. “Let’s keep this clean,” Superman said, his voice firm. “I don’t want to hurt anyone.”Mark nodded, fists tightening. The fight began with a clash midair—Superman’s speed and strength met Invincible’s enhanced Viltrumite power head-on. Buildings quaked as shockwaves radiated from their blows, sending cars skidding and glass shattering across the streets.The escalation was immediate. Invincible unleashed a flurry of punches, each strike a test of Superman’s durability. Superman countered with his own combination of heat vision and supersonic strikes, moving faster than the eye could follow. They traded blows through the city, clouds of debris marking the path of destruction.Invincible’s regenerative powers allowed him to recover from near-fatal hits, retaliating with devastating kicks that sent Superman hurtling through skyscrapers. Superman, recognizing the young hero’s resilience, dialed up his strength, delivering blows capable of leveling multiple blocks at once. Energy clashed against energy as they pushed each other to the limits of speed, strength, and endurance.Finally, the decisive moment came as both soared into the stratosphere. Superman focused all his energy into a concentrated uppercut, creating a shockwave that disrupted the Viltrumite’s momentum. Invincible tried to counter mid-air, but the sheer precision and force of Superman’s strike sent him tumbling back to the surface.Mark Greyson landed hard but remained conscious, battered and bruised. Superman descended beside him, offering a hand. “You’ve got potential,” he said quietly. “Keep training.”
>>78057273Lmao i remember when he jobbed to hulk hogan and sunflower
>>78057290Can Sakamoto take the trio down?
>>78057290Scarlet King may had defeated Green Lantern, but can he beat White Lantern?
>>78057316The abandoned warehouse was tense with anticipation as CJ, Huey, and Gordon Freeman took positions behind crates and machinery, scanning for any threat. The sound of a calm, deliberate footstep echoed through the halls. Taro Sakamoto emerged, bowtie immaculate, gun at the ready, eyes sharp and focused.Huey signaled, and CJ charged with his bat while Gordon swung his crowbar, each attack coordinated to overwhelm their opponent. Sakamoto’s reflexes were instantaneous; he dodged CJ’s swing, rolled to deflect Gordon’s crowbar with a precise kick, and returned fire with pinpoint accuracy. The first exchanges left the trio slightly off balance, their attacks anticipated at every turn.The fight escalated. CJ threw punches and improvised strikes with debris, Huey moved strategically, targeting weak points, and Gordon combined stealth with brute force, swinging and ducking with precision. Sakamoto moved like a ghost, effortlessly parrying, countering, and using the environment to his advantage. Explosions of bullets and ricochets filled the warehouse, sending sparks and dust into the air.Sakamoto’s tactical genius became clear as he set traps mid-combat—tripwires, thrown objects, and precise gunfire that funneled the trio into disadvantageous positions. Huey tried to flank, but Sakamoto anticipated, intercepting with a disarming strike. CJ attempted a reckless rush, only to be caught in a perfectly timed counter maneuver. Even Gordon’s analytical attacks were neutralized before they could land.In the decisive moment, Sakamoto combined his acrobatics, marksmanship, and environmental awareness, striking with a series of rapid, incapacitating hits that left CJ, Huey, and Gordon dazed and pinned. Calmly, he lowered his weapon, assessing the subdued trio with his usual cool detachment.
>>78057350Weird Al vs Beerus
>>78057350Fuck, I was rooting for all three of these guys.
>>78057324The cosmos quaked as the Scarlet King loomed, crimson aura rippling across multiple realities. Across the void, Kyle Rayner floated, White Lantern ring ablaze, the Life Equation swirling around him like living light.“You think life can oppose me?” the Scarlet King boomed. “I am beyond all illusions!” Kyle’s constructs flared, shaping entire galaxies into chains and barriers aimed to bind the King. The clash erupted, reality itself warping as light and crimson energy collided, stars shattering in the crossfire.Kyle pressed forward, channeling the full Life Equation to rewrite the Scarlet King’s existence. Galaxies were born and died in seconds as Kyle reshaped the very fabric of the multiverse around the King. For a moment, it seemed the King might withstand it, his outerversal power bending and unmaking constructs almost as quickly as they appeared.But Kyle’s mastery of the Life Equation surpassed even outerversal comprehension. With a final surge, he focused all creation itself into a concentrated beam, striking the King’s core. The outerversal essence shrieked as the Life Equation penetrated, unraveling the Scarlet King’s form from inside out, reducing his reality-warping influence to nothing.The void stilled. Kyle hovered, exhausted but intact, the Life Equation calming around him. The Scarlet King’s crimson presence was gone, erased from the multiversal lattice entirely, his outerversal might no longer a threat.
>>78057367The city streets shook as Weird Al twirled his accordion, a mischievous grin on his face. Across the open square, Beerus descended, purple aura flaring, eyes narrowing with divine impatience. “I hope you’re not serious,” Beerus muttered, floating lazily above the pavement.Weird Al launched into song, the notes bursting from his accordion in sharp, chaotic waves. Each chord became a projectile, ricocheting off walls and scattering debris, turning the battlefield into a cacophonous musical storm. Beerus sighed, effortlessly dodging, tapping a finger to deflect a few errant notes with bursts of ki energy.The fight escalated. Weird Al shifted tempo, creating a barrage of high-speed musical projectiles, combining them with clever slapstick maneuvers. Beerus’s patience thinned; with a flick of his hand, he shattered the sound waves and sent a shockwave ripping through the street, throwing Weird Al across several blocks. Yet the bard landed on his feet, accordion still in hand, singing mockingly about the god of destruction.Beerus’s strikes became faster, each movement slicing through the air with destructive precision. Weird Al attempted to dodge, countering with a flurry of chaotic musical attacks, turning streetlamps and debris into improvised instruments of assault. The notes hummed with dangerous energy, but Beerus moved beyond their reach, eyes glowing with divine focus.Finally, Beerus unleashed a concentrated burst of ki, obliterating the instruments, the sound waves, and the ground beneath Weird Al. The musician was sent flying, pinned against a shattered building, exhausted and defeated. Beerus landed gracefully, looking down at the bard with an exasperated sigh.
Really hope ts doesn't come down to Supes vs Kyle
>>78057417All for one vs Superman
>>78057417Mario and Luigi vs Popeye
>>78057437The skyline trembled as All for One emerged, aura radiating with stolen quirks and an uncanny intelligence. Across the city, Superman hovered, fists clenched, eyes blazing red. “You won’t get away with this,” he growled, sensing the villain’s sinister intent.All for One smirked, raising a hand. Instantly, Superman felt his powers flicker, his strength waning as All for One siphoned his Kryptonian DNA, quirks, and even his very ontology, warping the essence of what made him Superman. Despite the theft, Superman charged, fists colliding with All for One in a shockwave that shattered the streets below.The escalation was immediate. Superman’s attacks, even weakened, could level blocks, but All for One adapted, using stolen abilities to counter with incredible precision. Heat vision, super strength, and flight clashed against All for One’s ever-changing arsenal, each punch a battle of both skill and raw power. All for One twisted Superman’s own attacks back against him, redirecting blows and amplifying damage with borrowed energy.Superman struggled, trying to draw on willpower and latent power, but each attempt was met by All for One’s manipulation of his very being. The villain grinned, extending his stolen grasp to seize more of Superman’s essence, leaving the Man of Steel dazed and vulnerable.Finally, All for One unleashed a devastating combination: a fusion of stolen powers, Kryptonian biology, and twisted control over Superman’s identity. A single strike knocked Superman from the sky, embedding him in rubble, utterly drained and incapacitated. All for One stood above him, aura crackling with the stolen might of Earth’s greatest hero.
>>78057446The Mushroom Kingdom quaked as Mario and Luigi landed in the center of a bustling city square. Across from them, Popeye puffed his chest, pipe clenched, spinach can in hand. “Well, blow me down! You two lookin’ for trouble?” he grinned.Mario dashed forward, fireball at the ready, while Luigi leapt into the air, kicking with acrobatic precision. Popeye dodged with uncanny speed, spinning and countering with a punch that shattered a nearby cart. Mario’s fireballs bounced harmlessly off Popeye’s spinning defense as he delivered a crushing uppercut, sending Luigi tumbling.The escalation was immediate. Luigi recovered, using his agility to flank Popeye, throwing barrels and launching hammer attacks. Mario summoned a mushroom-powered stomp, shaking the ground beneath Popeye. The sailor retaliated, spinach-fueled strength amplifying his strikes; a single swing sent a streetlamp flying, narrowly missing the brothers.Popeye’s speed and raw power began to overwhelm them, but the brothers coordinated. Mario created a distraction with a flurry of fireballs while Luigi leapt high, delivering a simultaneous double strike aimed at Popeye’s sides. Popeye laughed, spinning midair, then powered up with a swig of spinach, muscles swelling to cartoonish extremes. With a single, whirlwind punch, he knocked Mario and Luigi into a building, leaving cracks spiraling through the walls.In the decisive moment, Popeye launched himself skyward, spinning like a tornado, and slammed down, creating a shockwave that flattened the square. The brothers, exhausted and battered, barely managed to dodge, and Popeye landed gracefully, pipe clenched and chest heaving, victorious.
Popeye after one can of spinach vs Hogan with the Union snitcher and ultra racism buffs
>>78057482Kamen Rider and Meta Knight, friends or foes? Let's find out!
>>78057482Beerus vs White Lantern
>>78057500The arena was charged with tension as Hulk Hogan, aura blazing with the Union Snitcher and ultra-racism buffs, stepped forward, muscles bulging and eyes blazing. Across from him, Popeye popped open a single can of spinach, his forearms already swelling, pipe clenched in a determined grin.Hogan charged with earth-shaking force, swinging fists infused with absurdly amplified strength. Popeye met him head-on, punching with cartoonish speed and spinning to avoid Hulk’s strikes. Each collision sent shockwaves through the ground, dust and debris flying as the two titans exchanged blows.Hogan tried to overwhelm Popeye with raw, buffed-out strikes, swinging like a human wrecking ball, but Popeye’s spinach-fueled agility allowed him to dodge and counter with a flurry of punishing punches and uppercuts. His iconic spin punches smashed into Hogan’s ribs, staggering him back while the crowd gasped.The escalation was brutal. Hogan attempted a cornered-charge slam, aiming to crush Popeye with sheer force, but Popeye twirled, grabbing a nearby lamppost to vault himself into the air. A single, spinning haymaker connected with Hulk’s jaw, amplified by spinach strength, sending him hurtling across the arena like a ragdoll.For the decisive finisher, Popeye took another short, powered-up breath, spinning into a tornado of punches, smashing Hogan into the arena floor with unstoppable momentum. Hogan tried to rise, but the sheer cartoonish resilience and spinach-enhanced power of Popeye left him flattened and dazed.
>>78057509The sun dipped low over the city as Kamen Rider Ichigo revved his motorcycle, his scarf fluttering in the evening breeze. Across the street, Meta Knight landed lightly, cape swirling, sword at the ready. For a moment, they eyed each other warily, both heroes trained to anticipate the unexpected.Meta Knight spoke first, voice calm and measured. “You’re fast, I can see that. But I won’t hold back if necessary.” Ichigo adjusted his grip on his belt, tension in his stance. “Same here. I don’t want trouble, but I’ll fight if I have to.”The clash began tentatively. Ichigo launched forward, a flurry of punches and swift kicks, testing Meta Knight’s defense. Meta Knight deflected each with precise parries of Galaxia, his agility keeping him just ahead of the Rider’s strikes. Sparks flew with each contact, the pavement beneath them cracking from the intensity of their exchanges.The escalation was immediate. Ichigo pulled out his Rider Kick, spinning toward Meta Knight with lethal speed, but the masked swordsman somersaulted aside, slashing in a counterattack that forced Ichigo to roll away and regain footing. The street became a blur of motion—scales of speed, precision, and reflex as both combatants pushed each other to their limits.As they paused, both breathing heavily, something shifted. Meta Knight lowered his blade slightly. “You’ve got skill,” he said, tone respectful. Ichigo nodded, returning the gesture. “You too. Maybe we’re better off on the same side.”Rather than continuing, they shared a silent agreement, recognizing that neither needed to be the other’s foe. Together, they turned their attention toward the setting sun, ready to face challenges as allies rather than opponents.Result: Friends—mutual respect prevents conflict.
>>78057530The void between worlds trembled as Beerus descended, purple aura flaring, eyes sharp with divine focus. Opposite him, Kyle Rayner floated, White Lantern ring glowing with the full spectrum of life and creation, the Life Equation swirling around him in radiant patterns.“You really think you can oppose a god?” Beerus asked, voice calm but lethal. Kyle’s expression was resolute. “Life itself will not be destroyed by you.” With a gesture, the Life Equation flared, twisting reality into protective barriers and energy constructs that radiated pure creation.The fight began with Beerus striking first, a flick of his hand sending a shockwave that disintegrated nearby asteroids. Kyle countered, using the Life Equation to restore the shattered matter while striking back with radiant beams that bent space and time. Each attack collided, a storm of destructive and creative energy ripping through the void.The escalation was instantaneous. Beerus moved with divine speed, dodging, countering, and delivering devastating blows. Kyle responded with constructs that twisted the fabric of existence, attempting to restrain the God of Destruction and rewrite the battlefield itself. Stars flickered and realities bent as their powers clashed.For the decisive moment, Kyle focused the full Life Equation into a concentrated, universe-spanning surge, aiming to overwrite Beerus’ destructive essence. Beerus roared, extending his aura, and met Kyle’s surge head-on. The clash erupted, a blinding maelstrom that tore through dimensions. Slowly, the Life Equation’s persistent rewriting began to overwhelm Beerus, countering even his godly resilience. With a final, concentrated pulse of creation, Beerus was forced back, unable to sustain his form against the White Lantern’s omnipotent will.
>>78057560Asura vs the character to the right of All for one
>>78057560Asura (daughter crying) vs Popeye (Olive Oyl in trouble)
>>78057560Ben 10 vs that guy next to All for One.
>>78057585The multiverse shuddered as Asura erupted into the void, fists glowing with godlike energy. Across fractured timelines, The Shrike appeared, a spiky, shifting nightmare, multiple copies emerging from different moments in time. “You can’t fight what doesn’t exist yet,” it whispered, blades flashing.Asura charged, swinging with cosmic force, obliterating stars and shattering planets beneath his blows. The Shrike vanished and reappeared, slicing the air with impossibly fast strikes that ignored causality. Every punch Asura threw met a different clone or a blade pulled from a moment when he was weaker, forcing him to react across impossible scales.The escalation was instant. Asura unleashed armaments and energy blasts in every direction, cracking dimensions and bending reality itself. The Shrike split into dozens more, pulling versions of itself from parallel timelines, teleporting between points faster than thought, dragging Asura into loops of retrograde time and backwards aging. Even his regenerative fury could barely keep pace.Asura tried to tear through the clones with universe-shattering force, but for every Shrike destroyed, another appeared from an alternate instant, surrounding him. The Shrike phased through his strikes, dismantled his energy constructs mid-activation, and attacked from angles beyond perception.In the decisive moment, a hundred Shrikes converged from across all temporal axes, striking simultaneously in ways that Asura could not anticipate or defend. Even with his godlike speed and destructive output, the temporal and acausal assault overwhelmed him. His strikes destroyed fragments of reality, but the Shrike adapted instantly, cutting him down from multiple points in his own timeline.Asura crashed across collapsing dimensions, his form battered and fractured. The Shrike hovered, blades spinning, eyes unblinking, every version intact, every strike accounted for.
>>78057596The void between realities shimmered as Ben 10 activated Alien X, his form expanding with cosmic radiance, a triad of consciousness brimming with omnipotence. Across the fractured dimensions, The Shrike emerged, multiple copies flickering from different points in time, blades flashing and reality bending around them.“Time and causality mean nothing to me,” The Shrike whispered, teleporting around Ben with impossible speed. Ben raised his hand, intending to erase the Shrike from existence, but each attack met a different clone, each from a moment when he was unprepared or distracted.The escalation was immediate. Alien X reshaped stars, tore planets apart, and rewrote the fabric of space around The Shrike, yet the temporal predator adapted instantly, pulling new selves from alternate timelines, phasing through reality, and striking with acausal precision. Ben’s mind struggled to keep all three consciousnesses aligned as attacks hit from angles faster than thought.Alien X attempted to stop time, collapsing causality around The Shrike, but the Shrike’s nature bypassed temporal freezes, slicing through constructs before they could form. Each clone attacked from a point where Ben had moments of hesitation, exploiting the tiniest delays between Alien X’s triad’s decisions. Even instant reality rewrites failed to fully trap the Shrike, who warped, regenerated, and reappeared from multiple timelines simultaneously.In the decisive moment, The Shrike converged from infinite points across time, striking at Alien X before the triad could synchronize their omnipotent powers. Even with universe-shattering force, Ben could not anticipate all attacks at once. Alien X was battered across overlapping realities, energy constructs collapsing under the acausal assault.As the smoke of shredded dimensions cleared, The Shrike hovered unscathed, multiple versions intact, while Alien X staggered, drained, unable to fully erase the temporal terror.
>>78057647Excadrill vs Sunflower
>>78057647Thor vs the Shrike
>>78057674The garden battlefield shook as Sand Rush Excadrill burst from the sand, claws gleaming, eyes focused. Across the field, Sunflower floated, petals glowing, ready to unleash her solar attacks. “Time to bring some light to this fight!” she chirped, firing rapid solar bolts toward the speeding Pokémon.Excadrill twisted through the beams with incredible agility, using Sandstorm to blind the sunflower and amplify its speed. With a burst of Drill Run, it tore through the terrain, the ground cracking beneath its claws, forcing Sunflower to rise higher to maintain distance.The escalation was immediate. Sunflower unleashed a barrage of healing pulses and energy blasts, trying to outlast the sandstorm and wear down the Pokémon. Excadrill used Swords Dance, spinning its blades and claws with deadly precision, and surged forward, striking at Sunflower with Iron Head. The impact sent her skidding, barely dodging a follow-up Drill Run that gouged the earth where she had hovered moments before.Sunflower tried to control the battlefield with wide-ranging solar attacks, turning sunlight into waves of energy, but Excadrill’s speed and sandstorm allowed it to weave through the attacks, closing distance quickly. Each Drill Run was near impossible to predict, forcing Sunflower to expend energy keeping herself aloft and firing defensively.In the decisive moment, Excadrill burrowed beneath Sunflower, surfacing with a spinning Drill Run enhanced by Sand Rush, striking from beneath and leaving no escape. Sunflower attempted a final solar blast, but the sheer momentum and precision of Excadrill’s attack overpowered her, sending her tumbling and leaving the battlefield under the Pokémon’s dominance.
>>78057679The sky above the shattered city split as Thor descended, Mjolnir crackling with lightning, aura blazing with the fury of a god. Across fractured timelines, The Shrike appeared, multiple spiky forms flickering into existence, teleporting and slicing with impossible speed.Thor swung Mjolnir, lightning arcs tearing through reality itself, shattering streets and throwing buildings into the air. The Shrike vanished and reappeared, its blades slicing at angles Thor couldn’t predict, dodging even godly reflexes by exploiting temporal gaps. Each swing of Mjolnir met a clone from a different point in time, forcing Thor to anticipate attacks from the present and the past simultaneously.The escalation was immediate. Thor unleashed a storm of thunder, calling down strikes that could obliterate mountains, yet the Shrike teleported around them, attacking from trajectories that defied causality. Lightning met temporal blades, thunder shook fragmented realities, and every clone moved independently, pulling Thor in directions he could barely react to.Thor attempted to strike the core Shrike, concentrating Mjolnir’s full power, but the Shrike split into infinite temporal duplicates, each one phasing through attacks and striking at weak points across Thor’s perception. The god of thunder’s strikes tore through timelines, yet for every Shrike destroyed, another appeared from a moment when he was vulnerable, slowly overwhelming even his godlike endurance.In the decisive moment, the Shrike converged from infinite points across time, slicing with quantum precision. Thor’s lightning and Mjolnir strikes tore at space, but the temporal and acausal assault cut through every defense simultaneously. Thor was struck from multiple angles at once, staggering, and the Shrike vanished into the void, leaving the god of thunder beaten and unable to fully counter its impossible, multi-temporal assault.
>>78057708Kyle Rayner vs the anti-jobber Sakamoto
>>78057715Kamen Rider vs All For One
>>78057729The city skyline shimmered as White Lantern Kyle Rayner hovered, aura blazing with the Life Equation, light bending around him in radiant arcs. From a nearby alley, Taro Sakamoto stepped forward, calm and collected, eyes glinting with lethal precision. “I don’t do jobs. But I’ll make an exception,” he muttered, drawing his katana.Kyle raised a hand, sending a wave of energy that reshaped nearby buildings into constructs, attempting to subdue Sakamoto without harm. Sakamoto blurred forward, moving faster than thought, slicing through constructs before they could solidify. Each strike was precise, anticipating Kyle’s maneuvers, exploiting even the slightest hesitation.The escalation was immediate. Kyle attempted to overwhelm with the Life Equation, tearing reality to isolate Sakamoto, but the anti-jobber vanished from one point and reappeared behind him, striking with deadly efficiency. Every attack Kyle initiated was countered with instantaneous speed and precision, as if Sakamoto existed outside normal causality.Kyle tried to envelop him in full-scale universal energy, hoping to erase Sakamoto’s presence, but the assassin sliced through reality itself, moving through dimensions and striking from angles beyond perception. Even constructs infused with the Life Equation disintegrated under the impossible timing and lethal skill of Sakamoto’s blades.In the decisive moment, Sakamoto vanished from Kyle’s perception entirely, only to strike from a temporal blind spot, severing the Life Equation’s focal point. Kyle’s constructs collapsed, energy dissipating into nothingness as Sakamoto reappeared calmly in front of him. A precise strike ended the confrontation instantly, leaving the White Lantern stunned and drained, unable to react to a foe who operated outside all normal temporal and spatial rules.
>>78057715The Shrike vs White Lantern
>>78057733He better have Meta Knight help him out for this one.
>>78057733The city trembled as All for One loomed, powers stolen from Superman coursing through him. Across the street, Kamen Rider Ichigo revved his motorcycle, scarf fluttering, eyes blazing with determination. “I don’t care how strong you are. I’ll stop you,” he shouted, launching forward at blinding speed.All for One grinned, fists glowing with the combined might of Kryptonian strength and his quirk arsenal. He struck with planet-shattering force, sending Ichigo skidding across the pavement. Ichigo countered with a flurry of Rider punches, each blow enhanced by his Rider Kick energy, striking faster than the eye could follow.The escalation was immediate. All for One absorbed attacks and redirected them with Superman’s heat vision, freezing wind, and raw super-strength, crushing buildings and creating shockwaves that rattled the city. Ichigo dodged with his acrobatic agility, leaping onto walls and using momentum to deliver rapid Rider Kicks, trying to chip away at All for One’s near-infinite defenses.All for One countered by manipulating Superman’s abilities in combination with his quirks, creating unpredictable attacks that twisted physics. Ichigo’s Rider Kick collided with a heat vision burst, the resulting explosion leveling a block of the city. Yet Ichigo pressed on, striking from angles All for One hadn’t accounted for, exploiting even the slightest hesitation.In the decisive moment, Ichigo activated his finishing Rider Kick, channeling every ounce of speed and strength, hitting All for One from an unexpected trajectory while the villain attempted to absorb the attack. The energy overwhelmed All for One’s control, destabilizing the stolen powers and knocking him off balance. Ichigo landed the final blow, sending All for One crashing into a canyon, utterly defeated.
>>78057753Wasn’t expecting that, then have the Shrike battle Popeye
>>78057778The city streets shook as Popeye cracked open a can of spinach, muscles bulging instantly, pipe clenched firmly. Across the shattered pavement, The Shrike appeared, blades flickering, multiple copies teleporting from different points in time. “You don’t even exist yet,” it hissed, circling the sailor like a living storm.Popeye charged, fists swinging with cartoonish, spinach-fueled speed, smashing cars and concrete as he advanced. The Shrike vanished and reappeared, slicing at impossible angles, teleporting through timelines, each clone striking from a different instant when Popeye might be vulnerable. Even a moment’s hesitation would be fatal.The escalation was immediate. Popeye’s punches tore through buildings, energy and force radiating in waves, yet The Shrike split into dozens of temporal duplicates, phasing through his attacks, retaliating with blades that cut across quantum and physical planes alike. Popeye dodged, spun, and swung, smashing multiple clones at once, but each destroyed Shrike was replaced by another drawn from alternate timelines.Popeye took a deep breath and powered up further, spinning into a tornado of punches that obliterated streets and sent temporal shards flying. The Shrike adapted instantly, slicing through the spiral before it could fully form, attacking from angles Popeye couldn’t predict. Even his cartoonish resilience was tested as reality itself bent around the Shrike’s acausal assault.In the decisive moment, Popeye spun one final, impossibly fast tornado punch, fueled by the full energy of spinach and indomitable will. The impact shattered the temporal clones, destabilizing the Shrike’s hold on time, and sent it staggering into a singularity of its own making. The Shrike vanished into the void, unable to maintain cohesion against Popeye’s overwhelming, reality-bending force.
>>78057798Sakamoto vs Excadrill!
>>78057798Meta Knight vs Excadrill
>>78057803The desert floor trembled as Sand Rush Excadrill burst from the sand, claws gleaming and eyes locked on its target. From the edge of a dune, Taro Sakamoto appeared, katana drawn, stance calm and unyielding. “Let’s get this over with,” he muttered, vanishing in an instant.Excadrill surged forward, sand whipping into a blinding storm, spinning into Drill Run and striking the ground with deadly force. Sakamoto teleported effortlessly, appearing behind the Pokémon and slashing, the blade barely grazing its metallic hide. Each attack was met with precision as Excadrill’s claws lashed out, Iron Head swinging in a blur, forcing the anti-jobber to vanish and reappear again.The escalation was immediate. Excadrill used Swords Dance, spinning its blades faster and striking with amplified force, drilling through rocks and dunes with ease. Sakamoto countered with instantaneous strikes, teleporting from angle to angle, anticipating every Drill Run and Iron Head swing. The battlefield became a blur of spinning claws, slicing steel, and lightning-fast movements.Excadrill burrowed beneath Sakamoto, emerging for a surprise attack, but Sakamoto phased out of reach, slashing at the ground where the Pokémon had been moments before. The Pokémon’s sandstorm intensified, blinding and disorienting, yet Sakamoto’s mastery of spatial awareness and acausal timing allowed him to anticipate each movement with lethal precision.In the decisive moment, Excadrill charged for a final Drill Run, spinning at maximum speed, sandstorm raging. Sakamoto vanished entirely, reappearing above the Pokémon and striking a precise, downward katana strike at a critical joint. The blow shattered Excadrill’s momentum and sent it skidding into the dunes, unable to continue its assault.
>>78057816I just got a idea, let's see if Sakamoto can be friends with Popeye (if he wants to) so we can make the final battle a 2 vs 2.
Kamen Rider and Popeye fighting because they both put their hand on the same can of spinach at the same time in a grocery store and it was the last one on the shelf and they both really, REALLY want it
>>78057816Meta Knight vs Popeye
>>78057834Will do
The fluorescent lights of Sakamoto’s small grocery store flickered as two figures reached for the same can of spinach. Popeye’s pipe clenched in his teeth, muscles already twitching, while Kamen Rider Ichigo’s gloved hand grasped the metal tin with equal determination. “Hey! I saw it first!” Ichigo shouted, tugging.“Aw, blow me down! This is mine, see?” Popeye growled, yanking the can toward himself. Sparks flew as the contest escalated, their strength colliding. The shelf buckled, cans clattering to the floor, and spinach tins rolled like tiny missiles. Neither would let go, each straining, eyes locked, adrenaline pumping.From the shadows of the store, Meta Knight appeared, cape swirling, sword in hand. “Ichigo, stand aside—let me assist,” he intoned, vaulting over the display racks and landing with a blade ready. Kamen Rider Ichigo gritted his teeth. “Not a chance. We do this together!” The two heroes flanked Popeye, surrounding him.Popeye’s muscles bulged from his spinach-fueled resolve, and he swung a massive punch, sending Ichigo sliding into the endcap. Meta Knight slashed through a stack of canned goods, the metal slicing like paper. The store shook violently, jars shattered, shelves cracked, and the structural integrity of the ceiling trembled.Sakamoto emerged from the back office, katana in hand, eyes narrowing at the chaos. “What the hell is going on in my store?” he growled. Surveying the flurry of punches, kicks, and sword strikes, he realized the two sides were outmatched—and the place was about to collapse.Without hesitation, Sakamoto leapt into the fray, spinning his katana in precise arcs to intercept Ichigo’s Rider Kick and Meta Knight’s slashes. With cold efficiency, he coordinated with Popeye, punching, ducking, and creating openings, forcing the heroes into a retreat. The spinach can, still gleaming, rolled to the center of the floor—Sakamoto picked it up calmly, handing it to Popeye.
>>78057892>as two figures reached for the same can of spinachHAHAHAHA YESSS
>>78057892Fine, you get it. Let’s clean up this mess together,” Sakamoto said.The store had been reduced to rubble—cans strewn, shelves splintered, tiles cracked—but the fight was far from over. Popeye’s fists glowed with raw spinach-fueled energy, while Sakamoto, now in his skinny, anti-jobber form, moved like a shadow, weaving between attacks with near-perfect precision.Kamen Rider Ichigo leapt, scarf flying, swinging a Rider Kick aimed at Popeye, but Sakamoto ducked, his lithe form slipping under the blow. Popeye spun, delivering a tornado punch that forced Ichigo backward, crashing through a wall. Meta Knight slashed downward with Galaxia, trying to intercept, but Sakamoto teleported in a blur, parrying the blade and creating a gap for Popeye to strike.The escalation peaked. Ichigo and Meta Knight coordinated, striking from multiple angles, creating a whirlwind of Rider Kicks, slashes, and acrobatic assaults. Popeye dodged, countered, and slammed the floor with such force that shards of concrete flew like missiles. Sakamoto’s skinny form allowed him to slip through impossible spaces, slicing at the heroes’ weapons and even disrupting their momentum, making every strike partially ineffective.In the decisive moment, Sakamoto positioned himself behind Ichigo, lean form moving almost invisibly, while Popeye launched a massive, spinning uppercut that hit Ichigo mid-air. Sakamoto’s blade flicked with deadly precision, clipping Meta Knight’s cape and throwing him off balance. The combined force sent both heroes tumbling into the remnants of a wall, leaving them dazed and unable to continue the fight.Popeye landed with a grin, pipe clenched, as Sakamoto straightened up from his skinny form, katana at ease. “I think that settles it,” Sakamoto muttered. The can of spinach rolled safely between them, intact, as the unlikely duo stood victorious over the wreckage of the store.
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