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Backroom Deals Edition
Previous Thread:
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/77872577

Welcome to /pmdt/! A thread for posting art, writing, and discussing of the Pokémon Mystery Dungeon Series! Especially if it's saucy~
We have a shared setting for the thread if you wish to participate in that either with writing or RP.

Beyond that feel free to just jump right in! You can start by posting art, recommending comics or fanfics, or just rolling to see what Pokémon you wake up as! If you'd like to join in the RP, the Lore Archive gives a general summary of the setting and history so far!
The TL:DR is a bunch of humans from various worlds have been sent to the PMD world and have ended up at an abandoned town in the desert and have been rebuilding it as a new home together.

>PMDT Lore Archive: https://rentry.org/pmdt_lore
>PMDT Gallery: https://mega.nz/folder/oIYQAT6D#KH5yWG8eBVs6aclQbBhEkw
>PMDT Drawing Board: https://magma.com/d/uuSwxMDKDL
>PMDT General resources:https://rentry.org/pmdt-resources
https://rentry.org/pmdt-masterbin
>How do I start?
Set yourself up with a pokemon
Chose a new body or roll for one: https://randompokemon.com
Next, tell us about your pokemon and how they ended up at Oasis
https://rentry.co/oasis-character-description-template
Then, come say hi!
The Cafe is (almost)always open and a great place in town to meet other pokemon, but where you go from is up to you.
Grab a quest from the Job Board: https://rentry.org/2hinxv2w
Get to know the locals: https://rentry.org/pmdt-masterbin

Please avoid discussing drama from /vp/ or /pmdg/. /pmdt/ is it's own thing.
Lastly since anons are from various timezones and have different schedules there can sometimes be a while between RP responses. Please be patient and don’t forget you can always post art while you wait!
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(Things really have slowed down recently.)
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>>77873715
Aww, thanks, Deir~ I always- hff, give it my all!~ ;3c
>Snickering a little to themselves, Mewt adjusted their hand a bit before lightly pressing their thumb into her clit and giving it a few circular rubs, then letting off and laying it across it against her body, letting her grind against the space between as their hand moved and flexed from their continued efforts inside, twisting and thrusting away with those round purple pills they had for fingers.
>Along their way up their form, Deirdre found a couple spots that got good reactions out of Mewt, namely their neck and collarbones around their dual bite-marks, but once they reached their horns she drew out a soft, pleased groan from the Mewtwo.
Ghhn..~ t-those aren't quite as sensitive as your gem, but- hahh~.. it does feel nice to have my horns played with~ (˶˃⤙˂˶)
>Their halo elicits a similar response, she could probably sense it, but the feeling of someone's fingers wrapped around their built in handlebars really puts them in a mood, and if she only had the equipment for it, they'd let her use their head and mouth as she pleased..
>Though, that little cloud of horny thoughts gets cleared away a bit once one of Deirdre's hands ends up brushing along the joining section between their horns and their halo, sending a shiver through the mewtwo's body, another twitch and heavy pulse of their cock making it ooze more pre onto Deirdre as they pressed it against her needily, panting from the sudden wave of pleasure.
Hhh..y-yeah, that's- that's a good spot.. right between...
>They were struggling not to whine, it all felt so good.. she really had a knack for pushing their buttons just right. Thinking they should return the favor a little, Mewt drug their other hand across her body, coming to rest on Deirdre's chest and kneading into it, with their thumb going off on a side mission to graze along her crystal horn where it met with her flesh, hoping to tease some cute sounds out of their host.
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>>78032868
Not too much of a water fan, even back then, but it's not like there's too many options right now, especially with the cafe down at the moment.
>He takes a swig of the stuff himself before putting it away.
So, what's the plan when we get back? I'll probably check out the town for anyone who needs help, and if I find nothing I'll hit up some guys for a job that needs done.
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>they will both lay eggs in you
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>>78068592
(Promise? :3c )
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>Carrie is lazing around town square where all the peddlers are peddling & the merchants are merchandising. She has a little business of her own, actually! It's labeled "CARRIE's Esoterica." in big bold letters, period & all. Repurposed from an empty wooden stand that was already there, it looks like a really shady fortune telling booth. How original.
>She hasn't even put in the effort to drape an ornate table cloth along the desk or for the overhang. She's even kicking her legs up while sipping lemonade. Can she take *anything* seriously?
>From the look of it, Carrie wants to have a bit of fun without worrying too much about getting caught for anything illegal or inconsiderate. Silently, the Minun wonders if there's a warrant system in play here or if it's the wild west over in Oasis.
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>>78003618
Intuition, huh? Well, okay, I'll just give it a go.
>Poppy closes her eyes and takes a slow, deep breath, trying to tune in to her body's directions.
>She takes a low stance, akin to a runner's start, and leaps off into a sprint towards one of the dummies.
>Her eyes open, and she starts to skid for a moment, sparks flaring up from her feet before she lunges at the dummy headfirst.
>As she kicks off from the ground, the sparks erupt into a proper blaze across her entire form.
>She collides with the dummy, causing it to crumple somewhat and leaving a scorched impact.
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>>78071454
(Helllll yeah (˵ ¬ᴗ¬˵) )
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>>78070693
>All this time Jack has been aimlessly wandering the Market, checking out the different shops and peddler. He was probably going to talk to Zed to get an update on the previous predicament that currently destroyed the café, however his current "blue ball" situation puts a pin in that for now.
>Walking through he notices the care free Minun in what seems to be a incredibly shoddy craftsmanship looking stand.
Esoterica?
...
Hmm. Sure, why not.
What's the harm?
>He begins to approach.
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>>78073632
>The Minun lying on the stool behind the desk opens an eye. To an outsider, she looks bored. To someone who has been around her for more than a couple minutes, they would know she's next to incapable of looking any other way.
...Hello...
>She looks him up & down. Cool helmet, she thinks.
Masked chimera. Have you ever wondered if the dead are watching? Are you curious about the supernatural? Do you believe in fate?
>She gets up & teeters on the edge of the stool, balancing on two of its legs while she leans against the table.
It's more likely than you might think! I happen to study the occult. If you're curious or have any stories, I might have answers.
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>>78066465
>Evelyn slightly slowed her pace as she thought over his question. She didn't have any commitments. But she didn't have any hobbies either
I dunno, probably just wander around town some more. Nothing else to do, really. Other than getting dicked into the dirt or getting drunk, I don't know what else there is.
>A wayward thought entered her mind
I guess I could *maybe* bug Wisp on learning how to be...this.
>She gestured to herself, likely referring to her spectral state of being. It seemed she had a bit of a block, when referring to herself as a ghost
But I don't really wanna bug the guy giving me a free room too much. Plus he's probably busy with that, uh...ghost-robot-nightmares thing.
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>>78072356
>claps
Congrats, seems you've got it
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>>78075871
I doubt that'd be much of a problem if you wanted to bug them about it, but it's your choice. Probably should at some point though.
>He thinks for a moment before looking at her with a slight smirk and a shrug.
Well, as I said before I got nothing myself, so you wanna hang with me some more I wouldn't say no. Maybe we can find something fun together?
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>>78073933
Well... yes to all of those.
>Jack is unsure of the exact authenticity of this whole situation and what the tiny mon has exactly to offer, but thinking about it over he's not exactly sure if he was expecting anything else.
I admit, I am curious to hear what you've got to say.
Anything you can tell me?
>He silently shifts in his seat as his balls throb once more.
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>Poppy lays prone on the ground, clutching her head as she groans in pain from the recoil, the sudden burst of speed catching her off guard and throwing off her form on impact.
G-Geehhhh... that's gonna bruise for sure.
>She raises herself up to a sitting position, and sees the cinders still smoldering across her fur, concentrating at her feet.
...still, yeah, I guess I have the general idea down. Guess I never realized just how much extra spring I've got in my step now.
>The raboot rises to her feet, and gives another experimental kick at the ground with her heel, watching the sparks skip across the dirt.
>She then turns to her companion, eyes gleaming with thrill.
And WOW, feeling how my body just *knew* what to do was so cool!
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>>78076758
>levitates over and offers oran berry
To help with any probable injury and yes, very cool
Shall we take a detour to the local saloon/bar, to celebrate your newfound excellence?
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>She mulled over her thoughts for a minute longer
I might see him later, if he's not busy.
>The doll turned her gaze towards Vex
Guess I'm sticking with you for a bit. Don't go fucking any other cute girls, though. Not before I've judged 'em.
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>>78079243
Hey, I might just end up with another guy, I ain't that picky.
>Vex chuckles as the two of them enter back into town. Once they enter into the market area, Vex takes notice of >>78073933 and >>78076733, his smile turning into a small frown, before with a huff it turns into a more neutral expression.
Great. Just when I got done having fun.
>Vex lets out a sigh.
Not right now. Jack's keeping her busy, so i'll leave her be for now. Don't wanna spook her off into hiding again.
>Turning to Evelyn, he points further into town.
We should stay out of the market for a bit, there's a....problematic person that i'd like to avoid at the moment. Please?
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>>78080277
>The doll glanced over to where Vex was looking. She didn't know who that mouse was, but she recognized Jack from him being with Zed at the time of the cafe incident
>She glanced up at his pleading with clear confusion
Uh...sure? Define 'problematic'.
>Despite her request for elaboration, she didn't attempt to keep him where he didn't want to be. Not that she could anyway
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>>78080648
Thanks.
>Vex leads the two of them further into town, avoid getting close to where Carrie set herself up.
Problematic, in the sense that she endangered the lives of others to escape having to clean up a mess she made at the library, and I can personally attest to that as I was the one after her when it happened, the slippery rat. She's also apparently a BDSM freak. I'd stay far away from her if you can.
>The way he describes her suggest a great deal of distaste and frustration. Obviously he doesn't like her at all.
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>>78080775
>She was quite surprised that someone could cause so much chaos
Geez, just over littering? Seems like more trouble than just cleaning up in the first place.
>She glanced back behind them for a moment as the market left their view
Not sure what the BDSM bit has to do with it though, but she sure sounds like a ~colorful~ personality.
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>>78081024
Colorful is certainly a word to describe her.
>He scratches the back of his head.
I need to deal with her at some point, but I need to have a plan when I do, or she'll slip from my fingers again.
>With a snort and a shake of his head, he pushes the thought of her away.
Forget her for now though. Let's go explore for a little bit.
>The two of them wander around for a bit until they end up in front of the inn.
Hmm. You up for a bit of food? Haven't really been here, but they probably sell some stuff.
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>>78081179
Maybe just walk up and politely ask her if she has proper permits.
>Her tone suggested it wasn't a serious suggestion at all
>When he stopped her at the inn, she tapped her chin in contemplation
I sure won't say no, and I can actually pay for something now. Hope they have something that isn't too flavorful.
>She recalled her conversation with Zed earlier
Say, isn't the hotel also a brothel?
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>>78081451
It is, but they keep the businesses separate, at least from what I remember. No clue how, but we can find out once inside.
>Taking the lead for the two of them, Vex takes in the scene inside, looking for anyone who might be working right now.
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>>78051364
What if they're just letting you try before you buy? That'd be a totally devious scheme!
>They say it takes ten years of meticulous study before a zork is allowed to make their first sandstone wall.
Umm.. yeah, absolutely.
>She couldn't come up with a new one.
>Or Mako! Moka...Mako... Gah, they're a magic robot bird?!
>That'd be a hoot! Too bad they lack any screwdrivers to fix it back on.
I'm already pretty flexible! I think Eevee's just like, don't bend backwards very well.
>Yoga sounds like a new refreshing style of yoghurt. Yummy.
You could probably just drop some notes in Zed's room, right? Or just slip it under if you want to be careful.0 Maybe there's like, a doorkeep Zoroark waiting by the door at all times.
>There are at least 6 Zorks listening in on the conversation. Good thing our benevolent leaders are so nice and fluffy and would never do us any harm!
>Probably like a bat? Or maybe with the pile of stuff underneath for a combination!
Well, I guess so. I just figured fresh food would be harder to carry across.. Even fruit sometimes looks a little bit um.. overdue at the markets.
I figured maybe you'd picked something up since you mentioned having done a few odd jobs, but I get it! I don't have anything worth running a stall for either!
>She'll realize, but only after she's eaten way more grass than she should've.

The necklace would probably hurt to wear. Seriously, I mean it, those things aren't nice to be around! It'd be like, cursed equipment.
>We(throw them in the trash)Pear.
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>>78051376
>Currently is. You never know what the bird will end up adding to that list. But what's the worst thing any'mon could ask for anyway? It's probably fine!
Oh yeah, I hear things like, alll the time. It's prety much a daily occurence around here. Really, I thought it was just me.
I guess soo.. But I've never really seen them seriously mad. They're a mewtwo, so they could be really dangerous, yknow!
>Sleeping and waking up where all the food already is?! That's like, six star service!
I guesssss... but now you're all suspicious instead...
>Chai squints her eyes. She'd put a paw to that beak, but she's not really sure how solid Zoroark illusions are supposed to be these days.

Maybe I've just missed it every time. Or it's been like, covered by the house roofs.
>The contrast between chilling ice and sweltering sand would probably feel good!
>Well, 'It' is totally missing out on this awesome ice.
But I've sucked on ice cubes before.. it's nice! It's probably fine, I wouldn't worry too much about it.
>Weren't rocks supposed to be a treat? Rocks, ice that doesn't melt, silica gel, what's the difference really?
That's exactly what I've been saying! If I knew what those things were made of I'd try to make like, a rainbow drink. It'd be awesome.
>HP? Who needs it! Just don't fight any'mon with a guaranteed hit attack.
It's probably where everyone went now that they don't have the um.. cafe.. Actually, I don't think I've seen the bar before now, so maybe that's specifically what it's there for.
Yeah! What's the point of a good plushie if you don't snuggle it everyday?!
>Unfortunately your plea exists only in metanarrative form, and is thusly ignored. The fur will continue to pile up until It is all that there is.
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>>78082139
Nahhhh, they're just letting me borrow it! Though, I guess I would be more likely to buy something off 'em now that I've had this for a little while..
>It could be better though. It doesn't even menace with spikes.
>The bird has won the word war!
>Mmm, maybe not mako. I haven't played 7 but I'm preeetty sure it's bad for you. Beep boop.
>If only they could respec into a noctowl.
Maybe not, but you could bend every other way even better, potentially.
>Sounds better than Greek, at least!
You think so? I guess as long as he doesn't mind, I could do that.. dunno about the door guy though, unless he was on break when we passed by.
>Wow, half a squad of zorks for each of us? They sure know how to make a girl feel special!
>Ohhh, yeah, definitely both.
The stuff in the market probably gets hauled in on foot. We're not really uh, in the best area for shipping, honestly.. maybe if we had some real roads it'd be a bit easier.
Nahhh, no fun trinkets, just cash and mild embarrassments.
>Poor girl. That's Way too much fiber.

Maybe, or it could be so evil that it loops around to being good? Like- like it's got such a funky aura that it kinda acts like a shield. Or something. I'd take a cursed bubble shield amulet.
>food waste... :^(
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>>78082145
>True, she could ask for something incredibly silly! Like a shrubbery!
...I was just joshing around, you uh, you actually hear stuff? And that often?
>Chai must be seriously haunted. Or close to that fabled ghost eeveelution..
..hm. You know, that's a good point, I don't think I've heard any stories about Mewt losing her temper yet, but- yeah, they Are a bit high on the food chain, so to speak.
>They do run a fine business, probably has the highest skrelp rating in town.
Whaaat, meee? Suspicious?~ kekeke~
>She's too small to be a zoroark! Right? Unless she's a Zorua in disguise instead.. tricky birdfox.

You might just not go to that part of town much, there's uh, not really a lot going on over there aside from that.
>Oh absolutely. It's like stepping into a frosty room on a hot summer day!
>...okay it Does probably feel good. But there's no way it doesn't stick to your tongue!
That's normal ice though! Also what's with that?? I've watched Mewt just straight eating ice too. There's no way that doesn't give you guys brain freeze.
>Tasty rocks are different! They're shiny and look like they're specific flavors. Silica gel's just like if Styrofoam was hard.
Maybe you can just mix a bit of each into an empty bottle and do that? I wonder what it'd do..
>That's what the support caster is for! Disable that nonsense!
Oh, yeah no that's exactly what it's there for. Cato's been selling Mewt's drinks and stuff to help with cash while they're uhm, out of commission.
Riiight though? They'd get sad if you didn't give them enough attention!
>Damn. Foiled by my extradimensional existence once again.
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>>78064449
>Giggling some more, Deirdre got stuck into the spots at the joins with deft hands
Hard to help it when you're so fun to play with
>Deirdre thought about the sensations she could feel from Mewt as they seemed to echo off the spot behind her whisker like protrusions and between her hair
>That was dashed though. Deirdre shuddered again as Mewt retaliated against their own crease, a gasping cry sounding from her heaving chest
Oh no! Gh! I think I'mtooclose!
>between the drumbeat march of Mewt's fingers, feedback and the touch of the gem Deirdre isn't far from losing herself
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>>78061180
>Elis breathed a slight sigh of relief, smiling as he bumped his nose against Vars'
>He held it there for a moment as he drew himself in closer
This is very comfortable~
>With that he slipped in for a kiss
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>>78076733
Anything I can tell you? Well, what do you need to know?
>She falls back on her butt, crossing her arms as she sits on her chair, eyes closed as she casually lists off various common supernatural practices Jack may have heard about.
If you're worried about an uncertain future, a reading could help. If you need to make peace with someone who isn't around, offerings in some sort of shrine or altar can do that. Warding off misfortune? There are plenty of ways to make a charm for good luck.
>Her eyes are peeled back to half-lidded as she stands up again, kicking off of the stool with grace & knocking it over as she stands on the table. Her small form doesn't look out of place there. She's still hardly at eye level.
Unlike the charlatans I've seen snooping around before, I don't sell my practices. If I made a charm for myself & sold it to someone, it wouldn't do *them* much good, now would it? Work like this tends to lose its value when it isn't done in earnest.
>She unfurls her arms, pointing at Jack while painting a picture in his mind.
Imagine you're a lost soul, making your way back home, when you discover the site made to remember your life & appease you after death was fashioned by some schmuck for less than a good night's dinner. If that were me, I wouldn't rest easy.
>Carrie takes a step back & assumes a more casual position.
The point is, when dealing with the paranormal, every deed has to be sincere. Spirits don't care for liars & fate seldom favors those who aren't true to themselves.
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>With Deirdre focusing in on teasing the sensitive nooks in their horns, Mewt couldn't help it anymore, letting out a cute little whine as they squirmed beneath her touch, their thighs momentarily pressing together around themselves and sending another little surge of clear liquid out from their tip.
Hhhhh~.. h-happy to hear you're- hhnh~.. having fuuun~
>Flashing a big fanged smile as they got their wish, the garde shaking and letting them hear her beautiful voice again, Mewt stopped all efforts on themselves to focus purely on her, pausing their teasing of her crystal for just a moment.
Too close?~ ..hmmh..good thing I could do this all night~ go on, Deir, let's make it the first of many<3
>After they were finished goading her on, the mewtwo picked right up where they left off, leaning forward to pepper kisses along her neck as their fingers danced along her bright red crest..
>After a few moments they slid their tail out from themselves with a slick popping sound, it curling up and resting across their shoulder, the round glistening tip dangling freely between the two, almost taunting her to take a hold of it and taste them.
>And, with that out of the way, Mewt could more comfortably grind themselves against her body, painting her skin with their leaking fluid as they rocked their hand against her opening, dragging their thumb back and forth across her as their fingers tapped out an ever increasing tempo inside.
>The psychic cat could feel her just barely hanging on the edge, so they decided to raise their head up from her neck to nuzzle against her cheek, brushing by her hair to plant a kiss near the base of the soft trio of spikes. A silent suggestion pushed its way into her mind, to cum, to let Mewt make her feel good, for as long as she could handle it. A quick pulse from the shaft pressed against her seemingly punctualized the request, clearly eager to give Deirdre more than what their fingers were capable of alone.
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(I had the idea of Carrie finding a pair of glasses like the ones she wore as a human. Unfortunately I don't have confidence in my art skills so I just made an edit. Ironically, using my mouse.)
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>>78091421
>On today's episode of Fire Type Fryers
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Lugia day today! Post loogs!
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>>78092067
(Mmm, toasted buns. :3 )

>>78092770
(Luigi day? :o neat!)
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>>78077942
Thanks, and sure!
>She chimes, before scarfing down the berry, the juices immediately soothing the ache.
Much better...
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>>78094908
This way then
>leads us up and out of the training valley
>down the guild hall and along the road towards the cafe and temporary bar
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>>78091726
(I caved & had to try drawing her myself. I think this is my first art I've done in this thread, so that's neat.)
(I based it off the sprites from mystery dungeon. It came out alright in my eyes.)
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(& with glasses!)
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>>78096782
Those are actually really good, wow.
Far better than I could do.

The glasses definitely make her look like a nerd. Perfect disguise!
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>>78096782
(Nice! I'd say it came out pretty well, yeah!)
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>>78095875
[Can I interest you in a harley quinn fart comic instead?]
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>>78098258
(Thanks!)
(If she still had access to her wardrobe of niche, custom-made pre-ironic neo-victorian occult gothic outfits & piercings, she would look a little more fashionable, though with nothing but the glasses she's totally a nerd.)
(Now I'm wondering where she would be able to get her grubby mitts on a pair of glasses like these...)
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>>78098630
(Trader find at the market square is a good option. There's also a special courier for small items sourced from far off places)
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>>78095875
(The cowl would look fucked up in live action, that's the only reason I can think why Batman Beyond hasn't been adapted yet.)
>>78096773
>>78096782
(Cutie... Love the colors and style.)
>>78098630
(A certain Buizel might have some eyeglasses for sale...)
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>>78081547
Eh, it'd be a change of scenery from the boring-ol' usual.
>The Banette stuffed her hands in her pockets as she strode inn with Vex. Part of her wondered what just what the brothel part offered, if only out of curiosity for what esoteric madness this world had for a sex worker industry
>The more sane parts of her instead kept an eye out for any employees, not that she could tell unless they wore a uniform
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>>78098909
(Style is vaguely inspired by the artist known as Ligma on esix. He frequents drawthreads & I like his stuff. Not good enough to replicate it though.)
(I'll have to find Cato & get them in on Carrie's scheme sometime.)

>>78098818
(Any regular trader would surely get overwhelmed by Carrie's attempt at describing what she wants in the most amount of nonsense terms possible. Antisocial personality traits & a penchant for niche fashion aesthetics of the human world don't make for a good communicator.)
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(Reposting for when Audrey wants to get Nalloni's medical history.)
>>78016561
Aight, catch you later.
>Nalloni rolls over on the bed, resting for a little while.
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>>78100165
(Ah sorry, I thought you might've wanted a break from the scene there. I'll get to this tomorrow after work!)
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>>78091421
Delphox you're going to get our restaurant shut down if anyone sees you doing that!
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>>78100516
(It's fine, I just wanted to repost in case you hadn't seen.)
>>78091421
(Sticking your shit in a fire-type and it coming out as ash. I hope they have control over their internal temperatures...)
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>PSA: Keep cool & carry on. Fire-Types may look soft, but their internal temperatures can reach upwards of 1000 degrees! Some can get even hotter. That's enough to boil an egg! Next time you consider hugging them, be sure to ask if it's safe to do so, or use protection!
>This message is brought to you by Nurse Audrey.
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>the safeword is Police Brutality
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>can reach upwards of 1000 degrees! Some can get even hotter. That's enough to boil an egg!
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>>78096782
(These are great Carrie!)

>>78082754
Yup, they totally got you. And me too, because it looks good! They must be a mastermind to plan this far ahead..
>Could be an optional addon, but Chai is too round to have her room be that edgy.
>Green juice? It's probably just like, kiwi or something. Green apple? Robot or not, it sounds like a treat!
>Prestige sidegrade upon re:reincarnation.
Maybe I'll even unlock the secret ball eeveelution.
>Actually bending into a ball is already pretty easy, but maybe she has to do it even harder!
Well, those Zorks do love their breaks. There's always a few at the cafe. Maybe they just have rotating schedules?
>Those charmers!
I'm not really sure how youäd make proper roads when the sand keeps... sanding it up everywhere around us all the time. That's probably why we have flying pokemon for deliveries!
Oh yeah.. nevermind then.
...What kind of mild embarrassments?
>30% Grass to 70% sweets diet is the optimal health regimen for a growing Eevee.

An outward shielding .. aura?
...We should just get someone to melt the things. All this speculation is starting to sound really stupid.
>It's not even food, we're just putting it where it belongs.

>>78082763
>S-Shrubbery? Unless the oasis is like, really blooming that'd probably be a total pain to find.
Pretty much everyday! It's fine though, I thiink it's just like, me being silly.
>Actually, it's probably the whole 'reincarnation' destiny thing trying to tell me to start my big ol adventure. I refuse!
Riight? They could be like, totally evil when they're mad. 180 mood swings and stuff! Like Lilith and love. Man, she was like, waay different. She's usually pretty calm, yknow?
Yes. You. I don't see anyone else here! Unless there's ghosts spooking around. Or my assistant plushie here is actually a master disguisee!
>Any one of them could be a Zorua in disguise. Any object in the room... Even Chai herself!
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>>78082763
There's a lot of parts of town I haven't been. I usually just autopilot to the cafe while making sure I don't get trampled beneath someone. Did you know we have a dojo? I saw it from a distance once, but I've never been.
>The ice only sticks to non believers! Just make sure not to lick the sandy side, bleh.
It's refreshing-! Wait, really? Mewt just straight up eats ice? That um.. You're right, no, that probably would give me brain freeze too. Unless I like, went full ice type. Maybe being a Mewtwo makes you super brain-freeze resistant.
>Yuck, styrofoam!! But the gel looks all see-through and stuff, it totally looks tasty! Rocks are just like...solid and hard!
>Maybe they'll just never be able to understand each other after all. An unreachable compromise of enjoyment for both shiny rocks and transluscent pellets.
I thiink we tried that? Or Lilith said they'd tried it, and it didn't really mix properly. I think you need to do it at like, the intial stage. If that's even a thing. I don't know!!
>Yeaah! Two player party!! Dodge-Damage and Support-Support!! Juust make sure neither gets lost or actually gets hit, or it'll be a total disaster.
Oh, if they're helping Mewt out by selling their things then maybe Cato knows where Mewt is. Maybe they're taking a vacation or something until it gets back up and stuff. I..hope so.
Don't worry, I make sure to always pay my dues!
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>>78085638
>Deirdre's body thrashed in Mewt's hands, pinned as each kiss and nip from Mewt pressed along her neck and collar
>A bright glow shone from the Gardevoirs chest gem, bathing the room in a red glow even from under the covers
>Mewt could feel her muscles squeeze and grab at their digits, the feedback giving them a taste themselves, even as the bulbous headtail left their own opening
>Mewts hand was coated by a squirt from Deirdre as she called out the Mewtwo's name
MEWT!~
>Shrill moans and shouts of pleasure filled the air as Deirdre hit her climax
>The gasping Gardevoir took a little while to regain her composure, however in the midst of her messy climax, Mewt's attempt at some subliminal messaging bore fruit as the Gardevoir kissed the end of Mewts tail, all the while grinding herself up against the the pulsating purple rod between them
>She brushed across for a kiss before whispering with a breathless voice
I think I'm ready for a little more...
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>>78104794
(and of course I forgot to post the pic)
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>>78104016
Dang, they're a crafty little otter! Keke~ I don't mind though, I was kinda planning on giving them my business anyways.
>True, that wouldn't really fit her vibes.. maybe just engravings then.
>mmm.. grapple robot..
>That'll take forever though!
Maybe- wait, secret ball evolution? Y'all got morphball mode??
>Huge if true.
Pff, yeah, they do like lounging around as much as they can, hard to blame them though. They might! Coulda just been a change of shift.
>Moka's been spared their "charm" for now, but it's probably just a matter of time now that she's coming into the forefront of things more.
Uhhh.. oh! You could just make the roads like, higher, I think? That way the sand doesn't really cover them as much as it shifts around.
>A Highroad, if you would.
...uhm. Well, I kinda tripped and fumbled a bunch of hot metal when I was interning over at the smithy, almost cooked one of the tinks.. and, like, I tried applying over at the Inn, but.. I clammed up super hard while they were asking about which floor I wanted to work and talking about the difference, and just kinda rushed out. Super cringe on my part, hopefully they don't remember that, keheh..
>Could do with some bread. Especially fruit bread.

Yeah! Like- like a-..
....yeahhh, I guess it is.
>You're gonna make Nina sad, she puts a lot of effort into growing those!

>That's the bit, innit?
Really? Every day? I- you might wanna, like, talk to a psych about that? Or a medium. 50/50.
>Getting spam calls from every legendary trying to send you on a quest just to ignore all of them. Amazing.
I dunnooo, she seems too gentle to go all crazy-like, but.. who knows. I'm sure we'll hear about it if it ever does happen, anyways. You're telling me Lilith blew up the cafe because she was in love, though? Must have been one heck of a crush! kekeke~
Wha- there could be invisible people! I'm not That sus. I'm just silly.
>They do cast a sideways glance over to the plush when Chai mentions it though. I see you, zorklet.
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>>78104025
That's fair! Most of the important stuff is clustered around the cafe anyways. I did, actually! I uh, delivered some food there a couple times, haven't been inside though.
>Being weak to ice makes Moka a natural skeptic, unfortunately.
You could just put it in water though! And- sorta? They don't do it All the time, but like, I have noticed her taking some out of the chillers under the counter to munch on when it gets a bit hectic in there. Might be a nerves thing? Not sure.
>It Looks tasty, but it's lying! Just like those colorful mushrooms. It's trying to Get you.
>Sad. If only we had rock candy..
Aww, it didn't work? Lame. That means you'd probably have to make it a Really Reaaally specific way to get it to work, which is probably like.. Way too much effort.
>Part of supporting is healing! They'll be fiiiine. Just don't get oneshot, nobody has res.
Ooooh, you're probably right! Actually- do you wanna head over to their tent and ask? I could go for a drink, and like..
>The dino looks around for a second before scratching at the back of their head.
We've kinda just been standing around in here for a bit, keheh~
I hope so! Or else you'd be in plush debt, and that's how you get banettes.
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>>78104794
>Watching the little lightshow as they pushed her over the tipping point gave Mewt a good chuckle inside their head, a bit slipping through as they moaned out from the shared sensations wracking their own body as well.
>Feeling her tensing up around their fingers, Mewt backs off a little to get a better view as Deirdre finally hit her limit, calling out to them and soaking their hand in her love, sending a crooked smile across the mewtwo's face as they tried their hardest not to finish themselves, wanting to save that for what comes next.
Hh-heh-ahh~ C-cute~
>After letting the gardevoir ride out her orgasm for a minute, Mewt slowly retracted their fingers from inside her, and brought their hand up to lick off some of what she'd left all over it while Deirdre got a good taste of them as well, distinctly sweet, with just a hint of saltiness to enhance the flavor even further.
>Mewt returned her kiss, slipping a bit of her own product in with their tongue before she pulled away to speak.
Good, cause I've got pleeenty to give ya~ (,,¬﹏¬,,)
>The mewtwo gave her another quick kiss before shifting away, their leaking cock drawing out a few stray strings of pre from where it was grinding against her as they moved.
>Mewt sat up for a moment, only to scoot themselves overtop of the Gardevoir, their twitching length hanging just shy of her slit, a slow drool of clear liquid dripping onto it as they positioned themselves just right, and used their telekinesis to gently do so for Deirdre as well, spreading her thighs out beneath them.
Hmhm~.. you look so pretty, down there. ( ⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝) ..now then, I'll start nice n' slow for ya, alright?~
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>>78104794
>They planted their hands on either side of her, looming just inches over the garde with a grin as they lowered their hips down, laying their tip across her entrance and giving it slow draw across it before slipping inside, the distinct warmth of their rod slowly filling her as it gradually plunged into Deirdre's depths, spreading her tight walls around itself..
>Once the legendary had gotten just past where their fingers had worked their way inside of her, they stopped, dragging their length back out before pushing it back inside with a bit more energy, setting a slow, smooth pace for the time being.
Mmh... is this good, or could I do with being a bit more bold, here? Heheh~
>They gave her a sultry look before continuing, lowering themselves just enough to touch the tip of their ridge to hers.
Just tell me exaaactly how I can best please you, and I'll make it happen<3 Even if I need to get a little...creative~ (˵ ¬ᴗ¬˵)
>As if on cue, the end of their tail flicked off to the side of the two, hanging off of Mewt's back.
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>>78104847
Yeaah, me too. Buut now they've made sure it's a guaranteed sale!
>Mmmm.. Waking up to images of sweets. And maybe stars. Stars in the roof are always cool!
>Only a lifetime! You have like, countless of those!
Iiit was just a joke buut.. maybe?
>She tries to bend into a spherical form, falling on her side.
This isn't really doing much for me.
No blaming here! Lounging is like, my second job. Or first job. It depends on how I'm feeling.
>Pffsh, they wouldn't do anything bad! They're nice and fluffy, remember?
Liike.. building them in the air? Wouldn't they need pillars or something for support? How would that work?... Well... I'm sure someone else will figure it out when they need 'em!
Getting hot metal on you does not sound like a fun time, geeez.
They do different jobs on different floors at the inn? I'm sure you'd be a good fit in at least one of them, that's got to be like, social work, right?
>Chai hasn't gotten acquainted with their services yet.
>Hey, she had some fruit just this morning! But fruit counts into the sweets section of her diet.

>Guess we're cooking evil rocks now. Wait, wasn't I supposed to stay away from those things?! Oh well.
>Nina probably just meant for them to be decorations! They're clearly not meant to be eaten!

>True enough. Might as well take advantage of the chance to make outrageous demands.
If it ever becomes urgent I'm sure I'll notice! It's just like, one of those things, yknow? That you leave be until you can't!
>"Hello? Big A? Oh no, I'm all busy this week, sorry."
>Goes back to napping.
That's what I thought too, but it was the same way with Lilith! It might've been more than just ooone crush.. Their thinking of romance is totally different from mine so I dunno but.. I never expected the cafe to end up like that!
You could be suspicious And silly, that's like, an ultimate avoidance tactic.
>Just like Chai herself!
>The plushie does not look back, keeping it's cover. It really wants that agent of the year award.
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>>78104849
Yup, all the stuff in all the places you'd ever need!
>Chai does not mention that the amount of places she can actually name could probably be counted on a paw or two.
Oh, when you worked at the cafe? I didn't know they did delivery. I could totally abuse that. Breakfast in bed everyday!
>That just means the chill hits extra well on a hot day!
Yeaah I guesss.. But then you have to wait for the icecube to like, cool all the water. Oh- If it's just a munchies thing, then maybe that makes.. sense? Instant cooling!
>2 Days since attempt at eating something pretty leads to tummy problems- No wait, 0 days.
Right? Maybe I'll sneak in sometime and try for myself. Lilith proobably wouldn't mind if some ingredients go missing. Buut I should probably wait a bit until the whole recent thing blows over.
>All the hits are oneshots! That's the point of the dodging!
That- Yeah, I.. um..
>Chai scratches her chin and offers back a sheepish smile.
Actually, I forgot what we came here for a while ago and was just hoping you'd say something. That sounds good.
Oh, is that how that works? Banettes look pretty cute though..
>She looks back to her plushie and whispers,
You feel free to be whatever you want!
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>>78099125
>The Inn is somewhat quieter thanks to the temp bar in the square, although there are more than a few pokemon here, preferring a slightly less rowdy atmosphere.
>Nina spots the two walking in
Hey Vex! Haven't seen you in here before! Can I get you anything?
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>>78105403
>>78105409
>Deirdre let out a soft moan as Mewt teasingly made their way inside her, their slipping in gently with ease thanks to their previous efforts
>Mewts rod felt so much warmer as it made itself at home, made all the more keen by the sensitivity from the high she had just come off of
>Grasping at the sheets she turned her head to the side, twisting it up as her eyes closed
So generous already!
>Deirdre giggled
Don't n- hold back~
>A glow flashed in her eyes as Mewt could feel a force from behind push themselves further in, as if a set of spectral hands had grabbed them
>As they got closer in, the two's chest protrusions connected again and Deirdre let out another cry, her legs slipping and wrapping around Mewt's waist as the gem glowed some more, this time keeping some of its radiance
>Reaching up and holding Mewts cheeks Deirdre stared into their eyes
Go wild!
(Pic isn't perfect but it is a nice one)
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>>78083979
>Vars lips meet Elis's which comes as a surprise, but he closes his eyes and leans in.
>After breaking away from the kiss, he looks over at Elis.
Goodness, I didn't expect this to be so... tender. I thought in this line of work you'd just have sex with your clients and that would be it...
>Elis might be able to notice the tip of Vars' penis is poking out of his sheath, clearly excited already.
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>>78106690
>Elis snorted a little
Some customers are just here for a quick rut, something to soothe that primal desire that they sometimes can't reach
>The Lopunny traced a hand along Vars' neck, along his shoulder and arm and met at his hand
But there are other needs too. Like this...
>Turning Vars' hand, he slips his delicate fingers between the paintdog's paw
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(Also some random bui and clanger)
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>>78106454
>Vex is a bit surprised by the sudden appearance of Nina, but having a familiar face is a comfort right now.
Hey Nina. Not sure if you two met, but me and Evelyn here are in need of some food, and I figured we'd check this place out. Got any recommendations? Oh, and I wasn't sure if there was a specific area intended for eating or not.
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>>78106866
>Nina gestured over to some of the tables
>Most pokemon just had various ales and some nuts, but a few had some meals
We don't have the widest selection compared to the cafe, but we do roast vegitables, soups, and we've got some fresh baked bread and butter if you're interested.
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>>78106808
>At Elis threading his fingers in his paw, it almost seems that Vars get a little teary-eyed. After some rapid blinking, he speaks up.
I can see why you're so popular now.
>He reaches out a paw.
Can I just- hold on...
>He touches the fluffy fur on the end of one of Elis' ears.
So soft... how does your neck not hurt from carrying these things around?
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>>78106936
I wouldn't mind a soup with some bread right now.
>Vex looks over to Evelyn.
Join me after you give her your order.
>Then he heads off to a nearby empty table to wait.
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>>78106683
>Mewt had to bite their lip to help distract from the new waves of her shared sensitivity, letting out a low moan through their teeth as they watched Deirdre grip the bed and squirm beneath them.
S'kinda my-nngh.. my thing~
>Laughing a little along with her, they didn't get much time to reply before they felt that phantom force pushing on them, guiding their hips to slip themselves in deeper, to which they eagerly complied, adding some extra distance to their strokes and stuffing around half their length inside.
>Shifting onto their elbows to drop themselves down closer, Mewts chest envelops the gardevoirs gem in its warmth, their keel sliding down along its side until it bumps into her chest as their breasts squish against her.
>Feeling Deirdre's legs move to entangle themselves around their body, Mewt was about to dip down to kiss her when she took their face into her hands, staring down as she looked up into her shiny magenta eyes.
>And then the mewtwo flashed a toothy smile, showing off their fangs in full as they narrowed their gaze, pupils contracting into sharp little slits. They must've liked hearing that, looking like they were about to pounce her if the two weren't already so close.
I don't know if you're ready for 'wild' just yet, Deir~ Buuut.. I can stop riding the brakes so hard, at least~
>With a little chuckle, their expression shifted back to normal, and they slowed slightly as they fished their tail down underneath Deirdre before coming back up the other side, coiling around her waist.. then lifting her hips up into themselves slightly, giving Mewt a better angle as they thrust downward into her, sinking most of their cock into her with ease, only the bulbous base left pressing against her.
>They gave her some time to adjust, still caring even given the freedom to let loose, before drawing back and plunging their length right back in, light huffs escaping them while they built up a good rhythm, their size evident within her small frame.
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>>78111104
(Havent seen zeta in yonks)
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>>78096782
>>78096773
(Nicely done!)
>>78084232
>Jack thinks long and hard about the certain question this small mon claims to have the answers to. It's very hard to think on a mostly empty stomach.
>His mind admittedly can't help but blank being suddenly put on the spot like this, but there was always a particular question plaguing the rest of his thoughts. One he never really saw fully important right now, seeing as he had no hope of anything of anyone answering, but now...
...
I want to know why I'm here.
It feels like it should be a simple question, and the answer also simple, but so far it's been literally anything but.
Why was I taken to this world?
Why am I here?
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>>78113296
>radio_tuner_static.wav
[Hello? Helloooo. Is this thing on?]
[Whatever. He'll catch it on that satellite dish he's wearing.]
[*ahem*]
[Mortal! You seek clarification to your purpose for being! Believe not those who claim to speak for me, for I have chosen no such mouthpiece!]
[...]
[(Quiet)You guys think that was "almighty" enough?]
[(Quiet)Wh- no, fuck you, do you know how often I speak to these 'humans'? I don't. Cut me some slack, you damned worm. At least I don't go fucking around like a cheap who- wait, it's still on. Shit, you guys distracted me! I forgot to say the rest. Ugh.]
[...]
[Jaques! You are here, in this very moment, to...]
[(Quiet)...get your dick wet? Gigi, is the teleprompter on the fritz again? No? Huh. Must be a short term purpose. Hopefully he's satisfied with that for now.]
[*ahem* Get your dick wet! Now, go forth, and manifest your destiny! ..or whatever. Bye.]
>click- Signal_Lost.wav
>I'm bored this was just a high effort shitpost. Do with it as you will. Hopefully it was funny.
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>>78113296
So, curious about fate. Hm.
>Carrie sits down with her arms holding her up from behind.
Those questions are good ones to ask. It's always better to want insight on your situation, rather than whatever outcome you might end up with.
>The Minun leans back, rolling onto her stomach as she dangles off the other side to grab something. Her tiny butt is on full display before she comes back up with a deck of cards. They look custom made.
A reading can help at times, but it isn't going to give you an answer. It's to help you pick a direction, so to speak. What are you looking for? It's best when it isn't a yes or no, something more open ended.
>Carrie shuffles her cards & awaits Jack's answer. His outlook on his current position might reflect or color what can be read from what the cards shape up as.
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>>78107141
>Elis put a comforting hand on Vars' cheek, much as it made his job easier, he sometimes wished this didn't happen as often
Touch wherever you want.
>The Lopunny curled his ear up between the two, placing the fluffy end against Vars and asked slyly
You like them?
>Soft as they were, Vars could feel there was power behind them too
Lopunnies are stronger than they look. For me, they're light as a feather~
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>>78100165
>Audrey returns 20 minutes later with some papers. The majority of them are for her, but one is meant for Nalloni to fill in.
Heyyy. I'm back with some questions for you to answer. Nothing complex.
>She pushes her seat closer to the patient's bed before climbing onto the stool & sitting a foot or two from where Nalloni rests.
Hope you're feeling well. If there isn't anything new to report, here!
>The Audino offers the sheep a pen & paper fixed to her clipboard. The fields listed ask a variety of simple questions, with a few more nuanced decisions to be made.
>Age:
>Species:
>Sex:
>Height:
>Weight:
>Blood:
>"True or false, you have had a history of medical issues."
>"True or false, you frequently engage in battles."
>"True or false, you often solve health issues with berries or other means (not seeing a doctor)."
>There's also a little smiling Audino face in the corner. It looks just like Audrey!
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>>78118615
>Nalloni turns over in the bed.
Oh, hey again. Nothing much, just a little bit of a headache.
>The Flaaffy sits up as she's offered the clipboard, first trying to use her stubby arms to hold the pen, but ending up using her mouth.
Weirf languaa'... itth like Unown letterin, bu' not quite...
>She says, pen in mouth.
>After some scrawling with the pen, she passes the clipboard back.
>It's a little difficult to read given she wrote it with her mouth, and it's written in a Pokemon language that Audrey probably recognizes.

>Age: 19
>Species: Flaaffy
>Sex: Sometimes
>Height: Around 3 paws
>Weight: I dont know
>Blood: Yes
>"True or false, you have had a history of medical issues."
>Does hungover count as a medical issue? I dont know sometimes i get a little sick over food that i find in the trash
>"True or false, you frequently engage in battles."
>Not on purpise but i sometimes get into fights, im very good at battles but yeah sometimes i get hurt a little
>"True or false, you often solve health issues with berries or other means (not seeing a doctor)."
>I knew this guy who'd give me berries and other medicashon when i needed it, they worked most of the time but now that i moved here i just sleep it off

I filled it in best I could!
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>>78119602
(that's an incredibly short flaffy.)
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>>78119644
(she said "around" three. She is at least three but not exactly. That's sound reasoning.)
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>>78119644
(Used "paws" as a replacement for the unit "feet" lmao)
(Imagine it's a standardized unit in the Pokemon world.)
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>The nurse watches with an unflinching smile as Nalloni begins writing. Upon getting the paper back...
>Audrey is stunned that she expected these specific answers, almost exactly. However, she didn't expect them to be written with Nalloni's mouth, so the Flaaffy proves she's still full of surprises.
Hm... Okay. Looks good!
>It doesn't.
This is a great start. I just have a short physical test to run & you should be free to laze around for as long as you want without worrying about me messing around in your wool.
>She sets the clipboard down on her chair while standing up & approaching the bed.
You reacted well to the energy transfer earlier. I admit, it's always a joy to treat electric-types. Try not to draw this one in, okay?
>First, she leans closer to Nalloni & holes her hand out in front of her face, creating a spark at the nurse's fingertips to shine light into her eyes to check for how her pupils dilate.
Mhm.
>Audrey considers asking her to open her mouth, but decides she doesn't want to tell the garbage eater not to eat garbage if the nurse finds anything she doesn't like. Dental health is surprisingly good in this world anyway, on average. Next, she unfurls one of her stethoscope feelers, placing it against the Flaaffy's chest.
Breathe in for me... Out. Deep breaths... Out.
>A quick tug coils her feeler back under her ear while she steps back & grabs a tiny mallet from her bag. She uses it to gently but firmly tap her knee to test her muscle reflex. Audrey makes sure she isn't standing in the line of fire so to speak. She maintains a reassuring, confident look all throughout. Nalloni doesn't seem like the type of gal to see many doctors.
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>>78118030
Yes, I like it very much.
>He continues feeling Elis' ears.
>He moves over to his chest and stomach, feeling the shorter fur.
How much power is hidden under here?
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>>78120496
>Nalloni breathes in and out as Audrey instructs.
>When Audrey hits her knee with a mallet and her leg reflexively kicks, Nalloni reacts in surprise.
What the fuck? How did you do that?
>Audrey is right, she hasn't been to many doctors.
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>Audrey seems happy with the results & extra happy to answer Nalloni's question.
You'd be pretty slow & sluggish if you had to think about everything you do, right? Your body does a lot of things for you, this is just one example. Useful if you ever trip over something & need to take a quick step forward to regain your balance.
>Laughing inwardly, Audrey gives her another tap before continuing on. She's had her fun.
From what I can tell, you're in good health, Nalloni. There is eye strain from your headache & what was likely a very busy night at the bar, but that will pass after some rest. Are you feeling tired, exhausted, at all weak?
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>>78120991
Wack. You know my body better than I do, I suppose.
>Once Audrey moves the mallet away, Nalloni shifts to a more comfortable position.
I, uh, just feel a little tired. That's about it.
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>>78112100
(not usually existent.)
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>Audrey nods. She gives her tiny hammer a little twirl before putting it away.
Tired is good. Tired will pass. It's still early, if you took a nap now you might be able to get on with the rest of your day like normal.
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>>78113296
A Turtwig waits for this session of theres to finish, in a line, a nonexistent line as he was the only other one waiting right now but a line in concept if there were others.
He mumbles something to himself, a song.
"We're doing a sequel we're back by popular demand."
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>>78107250
>Evelyn knew from what she was told that Nina was a snake, but she wasn't expecting her to be so big. Or green
>When Vex placed his order, she had to hum in agreement
You know, bread does sound pretty damn good. I think that'll be light enough for me.
>The busty doll made sure she still had her pouch of coins so she could actually pay for some, then nodded in confirmation at Nina before going to join Vex at the table
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>>78107250
>Nina disappeared off out the back, then served a few more drinks to some other customers
>A short time passed and a small bell could be heard, the snake dipping back through the galley door and returning with Evelyn and Vex's orders, a piping hot soup and some freshly baked bread, along with a small plate with plenty of butter
So Vex, who's your friend?~
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>>78129362
>While waiting for the food to arrive, Vex hums himself a tune back from Earth. Evelyn might recognize it as an old rock song, though where she heard it from is more then likely fuzzy.
>It doesn't take too long before Nina returns with food, Vex licking his lips at the smell.
>Nina's question distracts him from food for the moment though.
This is Evelyn. She's currently living at the manor where Wisp is at, trying to find her place in the world, being a former human like me. We just got done hanging out earlier, though we're sticking together for the moment.
>There's no need to mention what they really did together, though knowing her she'll probably find out.
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(The snifferrrr)
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(Sick this morning but still have to work on saturday? Fml)
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>>78142033
(Damn, that sucks. :s )
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(Where everyone gone and vanished to? Was expecting more from a Friday.)
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>>78144544
(Waiting on Jack for his special card reading.)
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>>78144544
(I haven't really existed in the first place.)
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>>78144627
(I'm free now.)
>>78140902
>>78137947
(Sniff Snoff)
>>78114989
(Actually did get a good chuckle out of me. Who knows, maybe the answer isn't too far off.)
>>78117072
>Jack's full attention appointed to what the minun said, thinking about the words coming out of her mouth. He thought further and harder about it, trying his best to find it in himself and look inside his spirit.
>He closed his eyes... and opened them again to her small ass wiggling towards his view, catching a slight glimpse of her goods on full display. In that small fraction of time, he froze and his eyes went wide as his loins stirred producing a semi hard erection.
>This surprise only lasted a few seconds before he quickly gulped and reshifted his sight upon the well made cards she presented before him. He was no stranger to tarot cards, understanding completely the deal she was asking of him and with a slight hesitation before shifting to a newfound gusto, picked the 21st card in hand.
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>>78129530
>Evelyn's eyes lit up, almost literally, at the sight of the fresh bread
>She almost didn't hear Nina's question, but with Vex's answer, she didn't really need to
Yeah, what he said. I'm just sorta going with the flow right now. Not exactly the easiest week ever, but I'm managing.
>She shot a teasing glance at the dinosaur
'Sticking' together all right.
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>>78148299
>Vex rolls his eyes at her teasing, but doesn't shoot back, more focused on the food in front of him.
>Breaking off a piece from the bread given, he dips it into the soup before biting into it. There's a nice crunch to it, though the flavor's mildly plain, even with the soup dipping.
You guys put any spices on the bread? Would make it a bit better tasting. Also what's the soup made of? Doesn't taste like tomato at least.
>Speaking of said soup, rather then using a spoon he just takes the bowl and sips some of it down. At least he isn't making a mess.
Hmm. Can't say I can pinpoint any ingredients from taste alone.
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Try the new Fresh Fit® menu at Subway®!
A full serve of veggies with 20g of protein and less than 500 calories!
Try the Turkey & Ranch Delight and more today!
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>>78145352
>The cards were shuffled & split before rejoining together.
You look like you know what you want to ask. We'll proceed.
>Carrie places the first card onto the table. It's a stylish, monochrome depiction of a figure hanging by its leg from a tree branch. The only splash of color is the stark red rope which ties the figure to the tree. Carrie's art is kind of macabre, definitely fitting the meaning of this card.
The first card, representing the past: the hanged man. Reversed.
>She holds her hand to her chin as she thinks.
The hanged man beckons you to see things in a different light, yet reversed, he hangs upright without any shift in perspective. You found trouble moving away from your place in life. Whether you tried & failed or never saw reason to, something kept you from moving on. It still lingers to this day. An unfortunately common plight, but we haven't seen the rest of the cards yet.
>Carrie looks up at Jack for him to comment on or question the meaning before spreading the shuffled cards before him to pick the next one. All of them remain back up & shrouded in mystery until he decides one should be revealed.
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>>78153625
(That got a chuckle outta me.)
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>>78106057
They're very good at the whole sales'mon thing, clearly.
>With cotton candy clouds, of course.
>Do we? We get weekly mabi rebirths or something?
Maybe? What do-
>plop. Well, it was a good effort. She's Mostly round.
..huh. Might need a fancy rock to get the full effect.
I dooo enjoy a good perch.. that's Kinda like lounging. Sorta. Or a fish, depends who you ask.
>This is true! But they're also a gaggle of construction workers. And guys. Aussies, too. Rowdy bunch, those zorks.
No, no- well, maybe? I feel like the logistics behind that would be kind of a pain, but it Would work. I mean like, just, up on a mound. ...Hm. I should run this by Mewt next time I see her, actually. She's smart, I bet she could think of a really good way to do it.
Nope! Getting glowing almost-nails thrown at you kinda sucks! Kekeke~
They dooo, it's uh, like- it's a regular kinda tavern thing on the ground floor, but uhm, they have special rooms upstairs for like, um... Escorts?
I'd probably do okay! It's just.. some of the people around here are uh, Large.
>Most haven't, surprisingly.
>Yeah but grains are good for you! Nanab bread is delicious, too.

>Roasting them until they stop being so evil.
>I'm pretty sure everything but her flowers are meant to be eaten!

>Real. You don't get a blank check very often.
I'd probably check that out before it gets to that point, but, you do you, girl.
>Nah I can't help you kill giratina again, I'm napmaxxing.
Yeah but she's a scientist or whatever, they're always like, one or two steps away from making doom lasers. I.. huh, is she poly or something? Might've been a messy situation, then..
Suspiciously silly. Like a jester. You'd never expect the jester to commit high treason, riiiight? They're just a funny little fella. Totally harmless.
>Exactly!
>...I've got my eye on you, stuffy. It might just get it, if it stays so composed.
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>>78106075
Mhm! Whoever did the town planning really nailed it with that whole area.
>That's at least six places!
Oh- no, it was uh, like.. I didn't work For anyone specifically, I just kinda like, ran food for people when they wanted it and they'd pay me back for it plus a bit extra. Like a freelance delivery-gal.
>It's nice during the day, yeah! At night.. less so.
That's why you stir it! Makes it happen a lot faster. They might just like the cronch, honestly. I haven't brought it up, so I'm just kinda guessing based on observations.
>Please do not eat the flowers. Some of them are toxic!
Riiiight, yeah, I'd let that whole situation cool off a little before experimenting too much. Wouldn't want back to back catastrophes.
>There's status and chip damage to worry about too, not just big hits!
Pff~ Well, I'm glad I mentioned something! We came here to show me around the uh, dorms for guildmembers, since I'm thinking about applying.
>Moka scoots over to the door, nosing it open.
But yeah, let's go see what the Buizel's up to! Probably cracked open a new batch of stuff by now.
>On the way out they snicker to themself for a second, thinking about that new banette she's seen in town.
They aaare, but they can be kinda mean if they're spawned in from plushie neglect!

(I totally thought I had already responded, oopsies.)
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>>78160093
So good they could make it their job! Or, um.. right.
>Why'd you have to go and put that delicious thought in our collective narrative heads? Now Chai is drooling again.
>If you get not just one but two who's to say you don't have more? They're practically giving them out!
If I ever find a reaaaally round one, I'll give it another try.
Like a..Fish? Huh?
>They're always scheming. And plotting. That Zork hivemind, who knows what they're really up to when they're "working" in the middle of nowhere.
Does Mewtwo.. build roads too? That doesn't sound very cafe-y, but... well, maybe that's just a legendary for you!
Escorts on the second floor? Like... um...
>Escorting things? No, that'd be transporting...
>Chai looks genuinely befuddled for a bit.
Where... Where do they go?
>First grass, now grain. Geez, she's going to have to graze a whole bunch!

>Cooking them as a little treat. No wait, they've been bad, so it's more of a punishment.
>Even the Dirt?! Some flowers have medicinal properties, yknow!

>I'll take one of Everything. Ever.
Really, it's not that serious! I'm fiiiiiiiine. Just normal Eevee things!
>Huh? I'm the chosen one? Oh, I know, but I've totally got an appointment at the batthouse tomorrow, no can do bestie.
Making food is like, almost science too. Food science. I really don't know, it was hard to follow. They said it wasn't, but I'm still pretty sure it was something instinctual kicking in with how different they acted.
>I...I hope that doesn't end up happening to me! For some weird, unexplicable reason, official media chose not to disclose the intimate relationship habits of Eevees. Damn you media censorship! This would've been really useful info right about now!
Wait, does that mean you're the jester? You lost me.
...I still think you're suspicious. You know like, waaay too many things.
>It does not even metaphorically sweat, for it is cool as a piece of nevermelt ice.
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>>78160104
Oh, oh, I should know the answer to that! I um, don't though. But it was probably Zed.
>Six or More! The possibilities are endless!
Oh, so it's not like, a cafe service? Shoot. Nevermind then. But maybe Mewt will hire someone to do it if I pester them enough...
>That's why you need a partner to cuddle to for warmth!
Sometimes the ice cube just melts first though, and then you waited alll that time for nothing! I kind of want to try chewing on ice too now, I'm not sure what else would really give the same texture.
>Nothing a berry can't fix! How will we learn if we don't try them for ourselves?!
Pffsh, me? Catastrophes? Never. Okay, sure, the cafe, but that doesn't count. It was an accident. I just don't want to make Lilith think they're going insane from missing ingredients so soon after their um.. episode.
>The supporter is supposed to take care of that! Oh shoot, status effects can faint too? Should've brought an escape orb.
Ooh, right. I was having pretty fun snooping, so I lost track of time, hehe..
>Chai follows behind the Moka not nosing open a door because it's actually just two curtains on a stick. This information could save you some day. Like when you think two curtains on a stick are a door and try to open it but end up walking through and falling into a hole on the other side. It could happen! It doesnt this time though, the other side is just the same hallway as before.
That's fine, I'm sure they'd be nice again after some nice make-up cuddles! I'd be mad if I couldn't move and got totally abandoned too.

(Whoopsie. All good, sometimes people just get busy so a lil wait is to be expected.)
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>>78151895
MOVE:
[SPANK 3/20] [KICK 29/30]
[BUTTSEX 8/10] >[MOTORBOAT 11/15]
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>>78096293
>Poppy tags along, her eyes gleaming.
So, how long have you been here in Oasis? Could you catch me up on recent events?
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>>78157874
(Haven't seen this one in a good while. I remember when people got a craze about this Fakemon for awhile.)
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>>78166000
Because it isn't a Fakemon. It's a scrapped design that seemed to get pretty far into development. We were going to have Warabbit in place of Mudkip before the game released. We learned this in the massive leak we got a while ago.
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>>78166543
(It's effectively a Fakemon based on a scrapped design.)
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>>78153866
>Yeah, that sounded like him. Perhaps he always had kind of an issue getting out of bed and doing something with his life, and supposedly being being isekai'd didn't do much to stop that, despite the advancements so far. He was usually just along for the ride, never usually taking the helm unless absolutely needed, unless it came to more intimate matters.
Heh. Well that would explain a few things.
He began to choose a card once more, this time picking the 7th one.
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>>78164625
Over a year, I think, not many calendars to keep track, hell I'm not even sure this planet has an orbit comparable to earth's, that's our old human planet
>levitation dips a little to think
Some recent events... there was a pretty large sandstorm on the outskirts, probably a summoned one to cover a fight judging by how many 'mons ran over, then an unrelated vaguely religious trio showed up comprised of a slowking, haxorus and corviknight, then the cafe got trashed due to some darkie shenanigans involving the trio, and that's the big stuff
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>>78168770
(Fucked up my last post reee)
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>>78163545
Keheheh~ They beat ya to that one.
>Because it sounds cute! It's not my fault she's hungry about it.
>You might be right, but how do we go about testing it? There's no re-roll button anywhere..
You'll have to keep me posted on how that goes, I bet it'd be pretty neat.
..Yeah! Like, y'know, the species of fish, Perch? ..I guess they aren't really local, huh.
>Who knows, probably trying to make even more Zorks. They'll outnumber us 10 to 1 eventually.
Nahhh, at least I don't think so, I haven't seen them with the construction crew at all.. but uh, no, I just think she might have some smart ideas for the roads and like, shipping stuff.
Yyyep, that's where the uh-
>...Where do they go? What?
>Moka's sharing in her befuddlement before they realize, she's thinking of like, Escorting escorts. Guides. Jeez..
They uh, they go.. with you. Toooo a bedroom upstairs, and then you uh, fuck nasty style. ..Or normal style, probably depends how much you pay, really.
>She wasn't expecting to explain how a brothel works today, but, it happens. They guess.

>singe the naughty rocks! Maybe they'll behave better next time.
>Okay well maybe not the dirt. Or like, any of the wood.. sometimes those medicinal properties are poisonous to different species, though!

>I'll take two! So I can share.
If that's what counts as normal for you guys, sure, long as it doesn't like.. spread, somehow.
>Rrring ri- wait, straight to voicemail?.. The bird shut her phone off!
Ehhh, more like an art, really. Except baking! But- hm, I guess Mewt Does bake..
How strange. I guess it wouldn't surprise me too much if her salazzle-brain kicked in, trying to build a harem and all that. That usually gets at least a Bit messy, keke~
>Chai's safe, Vee's base instincts are probably just to be cute and lick various rocks.
Nah, I'm the sketchily well-informed maid that gets put somewhere in every shot where something is happening as a red herring.
I'm just kinda here, y'know?
>Dang, that's a cool plush..
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>>78163575
It probably was, yeah, him or that other one that's named after trees despite living in the desert.
>Silly fox. Now if his name was Frond, he'd blend right in.
Nope, sorryyy. Though yeah, they probably would start doing delivery if there was more like, demand for it. Heck, I could see her doing the deliveries herself.
>Woe, tis a shame to be so very partnerless on a frigid desert evening..
That's why you grab extra! I mean, if you want, I'm sure we can get you some ice chips to try at the bar. It's not like it's Bad for you, just kinda funny when you notice someone doing it.
>Oh right, magic healing berries.. that's fair, science away then!
Riiight. Totally not counting that one. Makes sense though, I know I'd think I was losing it if something like that happened and then my stuff just started vanishing on Mr.
>Can they? Do we wanna find out? That's kind of a lot of poison..
Totally understandable, easy to get carried away and lose track of time when you're poking around!
>Door, curtain, whatever it is it's gettin the beak! It's in her way. They are thankful Chai's room hadn't warped on front of a bottomless pit though, very considerate of it.
>Anyways, to the bar! There's a bottle with Moka's name on it waiting for her!
Those must be some good cuddles! I hear they can hold a mean grudge. I'd probably be pretty upset too thougv, yeah. How am I supposed to hear all the latest news if I'm stuck in a corner somewhere? Keke~
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>>78157874
>(I still think this would have made a perfectly fine starter choice)
>>78063720
>(I'm hoping to have Veg do more stuff with October just around the corner, who's still in the bar tent, anyway?)
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>>78176675
(I think only Cato might be there, but the player might not be in a good enough mood right now.)
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>>78171385
[Also an in universe Manga of the fight in the Cafe too]
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>>78176675
>>78176718
(Stick a post down, and I'll get back to you when I regain the will to continue.)
(Maybe even today or tomorrow.)
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>>78177758
(I was actually gonna suggest she hang out with Sana the garde, but it's they're call.)
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>Carrie flips the card after Jack taps it. The face of the card depicts a skull illuminated on one side by a candle & adorned with harsh shadows at the other. The thorny stem of a rose coiled around it, the flower growing out of the cadaver's eye.
Representing the present, our second card is death.
>She sits back & crosses her arms, watching the card closely as she explains its meaning.
Frightening on its own. It should be. The change this one brings is hard to cope with. It means you failed, or forgot something, but that doesn't have to mean the end of you, only the end of one small part of you as you prepare to move on.
>The mouse looks up, glancing past Jack's mask with the same unamused expression she's worn since beginning this meeting, though she's very much invested in the reading & Jack's plight.
Two cards can hint at something, but it takes three to tell a story. The present might be death, but you're still here.
>She gets up to nudge the two cards towards Jack before arranging the remaining ones in a symmetrical shape. Hands on her hips, she hums, wondering what's next.
Last pick. Which of these speaks to you the most?
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>>78174893
Only because I let them!
>How could you not be? It's cotton candy!
>Well, first one of us is going to have to die.
>...Dibs on not it.
I think Just turning into a ball would probably be like, the worst evolution ever. Eeveer. Better than a cube though.
>Chai stares off into space for a solid while.
I...I still don't understand how that has anything to do with being lazy.
>They're being gross in public? That's not- Wait, no! You don't mean... Mitosis?!
If youuu saaay soooo...
>I figured it was just the all-rounder knowledge priviledge of a legendary, but maybe Mewtwo just.. likes roads?..
You fu-.....ᵒʰ ᵒᵒᵒᵒʰ ᵗʰᵃᵗˢ ᵘᵐ ᴵ ˢᵉᵉ ᵗʰᵃᵗ- ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵉᵃnᵗ ᵀʰᵃᵗ ᵏᶦnᵈ ᵒᶠ ᵉˢᶜᵒʳᵗ
>What a shameless bird. Chai decides to look away and have an impromptu staring contest with her plushie for no reason really, certainly not because of any embarassment about the current topic.
>That's the kind of thing that goes on at the Inn? Maybe wild dungeon 'Mons weren't the only horny things around here like she'd thought.

>Wait, don't say it like that! Look at what you've done, now some of them have started to enjoy it.
>There's supposed to be syrup in trees though, and syrup is like, amazing. So sweet! Maybe just a little wood is fine.

>That's why you split all of the one halfsies!
I um.. don't really have idea clue on how or why it would spread, so it's probably fine. I don't think thoughts work like that. Unless maybe like, you're a really strong psychic type.
>Opening the mailbox to see it stuffed... Yeah, nothing worth reading like usual.
See? I knew it, total incoming disaster. If you need a place to hide, my boxes always have room.
Haremmmm.. You know what, yeah, if that's like, a thing that they do then That's pretty much what it sounded like Lilith was going for.
>Sweet. Half of that already comes naturally to her these days.
Prettyyy sure we're all Just kinda here right now. Talking. Not much urgent in our silly little lives!
>Well, fate has big plans for me but... I don't wanna!
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>>78174905
Who's named after a tree? Wait- A Zed is a tree?
>Or leaf. Or pond. Oooor Oasis. See? I can name things too!
Well, I don't know if I need thaaat much service. That sounds kind of intimidating.
I'll just stare at them until they give in and hire someone for delivery when the Cafe's back up. I just can't possibly imagine that going wrong.
>Hark, oh wandering traveler, won't you please purchase a matchstick from a poor suffering 'mon?
Yeaah but then you need like.. a glass, and like, allll that ice, instead of just like, a single piece. Well, if they don't mind, then I'll take some yeah!
>Hooray! Some of them probably taste good, toxic or not! It's the birth of new cuisine!
Accidents don't count, it's the rules! Also, I'd be totally mad if all my stuff went missing, so it wouldn't be very nice to do it to someone else.
>When your total max hp is like, ten, I don't think it'll take very long until you find out either way.
I liked the room with the Thing. That was pretty cool.
>It wouldn't be the weirdest thing to happen around here.
>There is? Wow! Moka came prepared! Or.. left prepared?... Wow!
You can never go wrong with cuddles. If I feel half as fluffy as my plushie does, then I'm sure they're great! That reminds me, I still need to take the plushie out sometime again.

>With a little magic and how efficient the two are at walking and talking they could reach the bar in as little as one post, depending on Moka's choice of narrative speed! How generous of big A!
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>>78171385
Sounds like a lot happens around here despite being so remote. Does strange stuff happen everywhere?
>Poppy continues to prod with her questions while taking notes in her book.
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serperior snenis
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>>78189308
(Serperior snenii! Y'get two for the price of one!~ :3 )
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>>78191177
Fanta dispenser
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>>78180445
>So far, both very ominous predictions. Though death was less so, being less about actual death and more of a metaphor.
>Ready for what the future holds, he picks the 13th card.
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>>78192854
(but fanta is better than mountain dew)
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>>78194226
(Blasphemy.)
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>>78192854
That's because you're sucking the wrong one
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>>78120692
>Vars can feel the rise and fall of the Lopunny's chest as he rubs his paws across the velvet soft coat
More than you'd think
>As if to show off Elis rolls on top of Vars, pinning him beneath him and straddling on top for a second with a devious grin
>He then lowered his body against Vars and slipped his hands up to interlock with both of the paintdog's paws, then follows up with another kiss
>With a small swing of his hips, the lopunny rubs his soft, somewhat low profile junk across Vars'
>Breaking the kiss, he brings his head down a little and nuzzles it about Vars' shoulder and chest
I could do a few things from this spot
>Swiftly flipping him over again, Elis switched places, this time wrapping his legs around Vars' waist and rubbing a hand from the base of his tail and up his back
Or is this more to your liking?
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>>78186072
Suuure, sure.
>Easy! It's not ice cream. Yet. We need to pester Mewt into making some.
>Ah, heck. Okaaay, I'll get on the altar..
You think so? Might be kinda fun, you'd get to roll around everywhere. True though, better round than square.
>Please. My jokes..
..it's uhm, it's a pun. Cause a Perch is a fish, but a perch is something birds chill on. Kweh.
>That's right, the foxes have mastered Zorktosis! And probably the other thing too, but that's less impressive.
I mean, she seems like she knows a lot of random stuff.. so.. yeah!
>She's trying her best not to call them a nerd. It's probably not inaccurate, but it doesn't sound nice.
Yyyyep! ..I um. That's why I uh, kinda.. dipped. That was sorta early on in my time here, so I wasn't really in the like, right mindset yet, I guess.
>She's learned that things are a lot more open here, and so gotten a bit more comfortable cutting loose with stuff like that.
>Chai must not get out often, if she's not aware of how much lewd stuff goes on around town.

>Aw shucks, I made it weird.. maybe they'll play nice now though?
>You gotta cook the sap into syrup first! Unless it's birch sap, you can totally just drink that. I guess you can chew on white trees a little. As a treat.

>But you can split two things between even more people!
I dunno, maybe it's some kinda psychic flu. Or maybe I'm just being silly, keke~
>Freakin junkmail..
Maybe! Maybe. Appreciate the offer, but uh, I'd probably just climb up the mountain here and watch everything go down. Safe And I get a good view, keheh.
Oh that's like, The thing they do. Wild salazzle go around collecting males like shiny trinkets, build up a whole harem of 'em with their pheromone gas, and then like- uh.. hm.. make a lot of salandit, probably. I don't think it really specified what they did with the guys after..
>It being the 'dex, which they apparently don't remember all that well.
For now, yeah. I'm sure we'll have more pressing stuff to get to eventually though.
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>>78186096
Oh, uh, one of the main zorks, manages the construction crew, his name's Forrest. Zed's only a tree in the way that I kinda wanna climb him, keke~
>Innuendo, or just a bird thing? Who knows, he is pretty tall.
What, you wouldn't want the town chef hand delivering their food to you? I think that'd be kinda cool! Might just be able to teleport it, too. Dunno if Mewt knows that move though.
>We cooould use that match to stay warm..
Yeah, but then you've got a lot of cold stuff instead of just a little! Lasts longer that way, too. I bet they've got plenty to spare.
>It's like spicy, but it kills you!
But of course, you just plead oopsie-daisies and get off with a warning. Yeahhh nooo that'd be kinda rude..
>I think you might want to train endurance a little, that's uhm. Worryingly low hp. Wizard-tier frailty.
Oh man, that Thing was so cool. I kinda want one too.. and did you See how many pillows Zed has in his room? Dude's got the ultimate nest.
>It's slightly concerning that you're not really wrong about that.
>Well- maybe not, but they figure Cato's got their favorite ready to go, more or less.
I couldn't imagine cuddles ever being the wrong option, unless it's like.. full of mines. You take your plush out for walks? That sounds adorable, kekeke~

>Time flies when you have two highly skilled yappers together. Speaking of though we should prooobably cull a bit of this for Cato's sake, don't wanna make a Third person write small novels like we have been, or wait on them, lol.


>Making their way inside the pop-up bar with a vee in tow, Moka waved to the Buizel behind the counter as she approached.
Hiii again Cato! How's things been? Heard you had to bust out a wheelbarrow a while ago, run low on drinks or something?
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>>78148299
>Nina giggles and throws a sly look at Vex
I'm jealous~ Well I hope everything goes a little smother, I know this place can be quite an adjustment. In more ways than one!~
>>78150105
>Nina's demenor becomes a little more professional
It's a Potato and leek soup. As for the bread, we normally get ours from Nidorina, I suspect she might be working with a little less than usual today for obvious reasons so we've made out own today. There might still be some garlic butter left though, I can check if you'd like.
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>Jack picks the final card, with Carrie revealing it eagerly. Between them both lies a card unlike the others. A white hand reaches out from a pit of darkness as if to escape captivity. The shocking imagery is given humanity as a yellow eye can be seen at the bottom of the hole.
I haven't seen this one be pulled before... The future holds the reversed devil arcana.
>Carrie seems surprised with this one as she organizes the three cards from left to right. Reversed hanged man, upright death, reversed devil.
When it's upright, it's far from positive, but in this configuration it means nothing short of total freedom. Whatever keeps you chained will soon be shattered. All that will remain of your isolation will be a fading memory.
>Her eyes look up from the cards with a sense of clarity as she shares her reading with Jack.
Joining these three together, it shows you stagnating, looking through a crack in the wall or the bars of a cage as you watch a life you could've led from afar. You're tossed out of that... distant comfort, into a hole you don't understand, but it comes with room for growth. You'll soon find that all pits have a bottom. Climbing out won't be as hard as you think & you'll never make those same mistakes again.
>She's happy with how optimistic the reading is.
All things considered, it's refreshing to see such a colorful story told through these cards. Does it resonate with you?
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>>78195618
>Vex waves off Nina's offer.
Nah, just curiousity taking hold, though I'm surprised you guys even have potatoes and leeks, figured it was made with a berry or seed substitute.
>Picking up the bowl, he once again sips from it, a satisfied sigh leaving when he stops
Reminds me of my childhood, or rather the stories my parents told me. Those weren't happy times, that's for sure.
>His mood sombers a bit remembering that bit of history, but bounces back to avoid ruining the mood.
I haven't told you guys anything about who I was before being Vex, yeah? I wouldn't mind sharing a bit if your curious.
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>>78109623
>Deirdre's heart fluttered a moment seeing a bit of Mewt's predatory side, the flash of their fangs reminding her of some of the feral pokemon that lurked the woods
>Feeling their headtail coil around her, Deirdre grabbed on, using it to grip onto as Mewt delved further in with their thrusts
>She could feel the thick knot hammering up against her now as it rubbed against her entrance
>for now it was a little much, but as her muscles relaxed some more, its tantalising thickness would get there eventually
>Deiredre in turn hitched her legs around Mewts waist, now in a fairly comfortable position to ride their cock
>Panting and gasping with each thrust, the gem was now a bright constant glow
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>>78187301
This is a fairly lively place
>recalls some chats on the psychic radio
As far as I'm aware, no, Oasis is the only place with high amounts of odd events going on
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>>78192854
(..miiight have to figure out how to shibari a snake into a drink hat/backpack. ( •̯́ 3 •̯̀) Lmaooo)

>>78196225
>Mewt quietly giggled as they sensed her reaction to them giving her a quick glimpse of a less filtered version of themselves.
That get'cha a bit excited, hmmmh?~ (˵ ¬ᴗ¬˵) I think I- mmh.. I'll save that for round two..~
>With that little admission that they had plans to keep going for a while, Mewt leaned their head down against Deirdre and let out a hot puff of air across her flesh as they thrust into her, their hastening pace being interrupted occasionally as the mewtwo ground their false knot against her lips, not quite trying to push it inside, but enough to tease her as their length stirred around the gardevoirs insides, before properly resuming their assault on her hole.
>They kept that pattern up for a time, their tail flexing in Deirdre's hands as it held her steady in place, with the tip doing a little exploring around her backside, brushing against her cheeks but not doing much else.. for now, at least.
Mmngh.. you feel so good around me~ heheh~
>Deciding to pick up where they got interrupted a moment ago, Mewt lifted their head and leaned forward bringing their soft lips to meet with Deirdre's, closing their eyes and slipping their tongue inside the garde's mouth, immediately moving to tangle itself up with hers as the taste of the felines sweet saliva spread itself throughout.
>Mewt was having fun with this one, they thought to themselves, being in such a purely dominant position was exciting.. that second round might come sooner than they wanted, with all the buildup and now these new feelings mixed with the sensations bouncing between the pairs psychic links, their cock was leaking a steady flow inside her as it pumped in and out, further coating her walls with their slick fluids with each dive into her folds.
>Still locked deep into their kiss, Mewt sent her a simple question. "Can you take it..?"



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