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>Zootopia 2 PRODUCTION NOTEShttps://assets.dam.gettyimages.com/t6mqhcbtsg89brg87qmw5s9/v/1285242265/original/ZOOTOPIA%202%20Advance%20Production%20Notes%20-%209.15.25.pdf?Expires=1758763576&KeyName=gcs-bfldr-prod&Signature=r0yy17riwVi5E8YXKkeZJkPMfFQ=Source: https://x.com/Minions_Fanboy/status/1970661300838511081I have no idea how he got it or if it's even legit, but it looks real. Still no mentioning of romance or if Judy and Nick falls in love. It only keeps referring to their relationship as a "partnership">The theme of this movie is about partnerships.>Nick [...] to say things to Judy that he would never say to anyone else.BAKA... They are constantly dancing around WildeHopps without just coming out and saying it.
>Zootopia had the perfect setup for the following gag.>Fumbles it irrecoverably.Why was NOBODY at the creative team smart enough to say "maybe we don't want to make reptiles just another ethnicity, when the ethnicity problems and methaphors can already be told with the predator-prey / mammal vs mammal interactions?">>78088514If they only would want them to be friends, they could come out and say it "no they won't be romance in Zootopia 2. The fact that they don't do that, and whenever its asked they act coy and vague is simply teasing. And you shouldn't tease something that you don't plan on delivering.If after everything Judy and Nick will not kiss at least once in the movie, its gonna be the biggest middle finger to all the fans that went to the movies because they hoped to see that.I wanted 2 things from Zootopia 2-WildeHopps confirmationand-Sensible worldbuilding that doesn't retcon shitThey retconned the "we mammal's evolved" narrative with "oh and reptiles also evolved btw"and we might not ever get WildeHopps. I'm fucking spiraling, I will hit myself.
>>78088514>that are brand new>all negativeThat's actually SO fucking funny. Was this made before or after they shat themselves over the snake reception and reverted back to WildeHopps?
what if judy and pawbert get together
>>78089159sopa de cobra uma dlç
>>78089280chinese people would burn the theater down and lynch every disney china exec that sold the wildehopps couple merch in the last 9 years
Zootopia 2 AU where Judy is still a mammal but Nick is a reptile
>>78089849I take you AU and raise it with>Judy and Nick get isekaid and reborn as a Kobold and a Bird
>>78089446ok so pawbert canon?
>>78090200Pawbert Lynxley is as far as I know, indeed canon character that will appear in Zootopia 2>still cant believe they names him Pawbert.
I want to cum inside Nick.
>>78091812I want Nick to cum inside Judy so Zootopia 3's protags can be their children
>>78091858I want to cum inside Nick while he cums inside Judy while Judy just cums.
I should draw more Annemmy
>>78088514Post the images or text, please.
>>78092536Take it or leave it: https://files.catbox.moe/2j9y6n.pdf
>>78088839>Why was NOBODY at the creative team smart enough to say "maybe we don't want to make reptiles just another ethnicity, when the ethnicity problems and methaphors can already be told with the predator-prey / mammal vs mammal interactions?"I was so believing that maybe it is their intention (due to Gary being naked). It would've been so clever and fresh. But with this cinema standee that is basically impossible now.1 talking reptile like Gary can be explained like "he is just a really smart pet like a parrot, like Iago in Aladdin" A tortoise, a frog, a lizard and a jesus lizard ALL wearing clothes... if this reached this stage of the writing, they can't undo this till release.I'm so disappointed.
>>78088514Bummer, if true.
>>78088514barely any mention of reptiles. Like there are barely mentioned like "oh yeah Maplesticks is obsessed with reptiles".Including reptiles and snakes is a HUUUGE fucking thing, you'd think there is more emphasis on this in the production notes. Nope its just a throwaway information. >"Oh yeah we wanted to include reptiles" - ByronOk but "Why"? Because if you add something to a world, that something should serve a some sort of narrative purpose. Character species in fantasy is are tools, and you should utilize tools the best you can. Imagine if How to Train your Dragon suddenly would've introduced... >>78088839>pic relatedthey really included reptiles only because they looked good in their heads not because they actually had a good idea for a story that explains why they were absent in the first place.
>>78093583if How to Train your Dragon suddenly would've introduced...>misclicked and posted it before I finished this sentenceall sorts of other mythological beings, like Pegasus and Syrens and Harpies and Goblins etc. What purpose would they serve in the narrative? Beside repeating the "humans need to respect nature, they are not our enemies, they only fight back because we attack" storyline.
>>78093583Im actually pretty sure its possible that Byron just saw some of the early fanart stuff where people included reptiles in their short comics etc made him think "Ah yes of course, this would be the next logical step, people will love more zany characters, lets do it!". And from then on it was just etched in his mind that they needed to have reptiles for Z2 to be interesting.
>>78094904I don't even remember zootopia comics that had reptiles in them. There was maybe 1 or 2 fanarts, but very few fan-comic artists included them in storiesand nsfw artists, but lets not count that as source.
>>78094904there were some early zootopia concept arts that included reptiles, like there was an aligator sitting at a café. But that was before the entire predator-prey conflict was thought up. And to make THAT narrative work, they had to make the creative decision to exclude birds and reptiles from the setting. Now they either thought up a REASON why they aren't there in the city 9 years ago when they made that decision, or they waved it off with "we will come up with something if we ever make a sequel". And this sofar, feels like the second. Where there was no thought put behind it, and so it actively needs to do RETCONs to fit the lizards into the setting.I just feel like... if you just gonna retcon something so fundemantal as the setting and language of mammals talking about themselves as the only people using "mammal/animals/people/ladies and gentlemammals" all interchangably." thats just taking a dump on the thousands of hours of dedication fans put into analyzing your work in celebration of it. If you retcon the stuff that people LIKED in your setting, you not making it for the fans!I really really hope I'm wrong and there is some twist, but reptiles being just illegal/homeless people hiding in the underbelly of Zootopia is... something a first-graded would come up with. It's not well thought out! It's not interesting because it cannot be theorized or explained it just IS for no proper rhyme or reason!Like putting a fucking dragon into the setting and just say "oh yeah they were casted out because they set a building on fire"
>>78088839Disney is run by retards top from bottom, bob’d moment
>>78095355
>>78095881does this thing has a follow up or is this the only page in existence?Because basing fandom content on someone's idea even they abondoned because they realized its stupid, that's messed up.
Tommy "Tiny" Lister's voice will be used for Finnick.
https://x.com/quanjiang_/status/1970799782450065410
>>78096911>necromancybruh
>>78096911uhhh
I don't think Nick would keep up with Judy in bed
>>78098435Judy is a rabbit, so no
>>78088514They better be a couple by the end. I'll even forgive the movie for making Zootopia a mammal ethnostate if they do this
This is official merch.Translation: they gonna fuck.
>>78092862Is that meant to be a knot?
>>78098435Fixed it for you.Don't spread the Palestinian flag. Don't credit Palestinian flag wavers.
>>78099700Free Palestine
>>78099838Shit on Palestine!
im not addig reptiles.
>>78098435i mean this was the case even on the first movie innit
Deport fags and trannies to Palestine
>>78103782fake. Snakes have 2 dicks!
>>78096193Na it died real fast. But I remember it circulating a lot in the early days and the art was competent so I imagine it stuck in the mind for many.
>>78105590I honestly have an archive brain, I can list almost all the prominent Zootopia fan-artists like Kulkum, Akirik, Link, Tggeko, TgWeaver, WywernWeaver, Mead everyone that contributed big to the fandom's worldbuilding and keeping it alive for the last 9 years, and almost nobody used reptiles.The majority of the fandom agreed its would be a lazy and thoughtless way to introduce more diversity to the setting when you can just add more of the mammals that didn't appear like Skunks, Hyenas, Jackals, Anteaters etc. I seriously don't know what reptiles will add to the setting thats not gonna be super un-relatable
>>78105794Nothing, thats what Im saying. Like in that comic strip. Its just something thats uniquely different and therefore sticks in the mind as a natural way to one up the first movie in a visually and conceptually immediate way thats easy to grasp for anyone. Only problem is, more isnt always better but clearly whats visually interesting is more important than if it makes logical sense as a whole for the director.
>>78106173my main problem is that the body size-species richness distribution pattern demands, that smaller creatures (such as rabbits) exist in much much larger numbers than larger creatures (such as bulls, horse, wolves, elephants)this idea demands that lizards, who are about the size of Judy or smaller, would exist in numbers that EQUALS the entire population of Zootopia.So HOW the hell is there only so few lizards and snakes that they all hide out on a boat in the outskirts of Marsh Market? The creators put so much attention into adapting the ecosystem into a civilized society in the first movie in a realistic way, and here we have basic fundamental impossibilities. I can't come up with a headcanon to make this make sense, except for reptile genocide... like making reptiles a methaphor for Native Americans, which 90% of the world's population will see as another "Dancing with the wolves" narrative thats already overdone.
>>78106243I said it before, I will say it again:The snake was a bad idea
>>78108288The problem is I could think up 5-6 ways how to turn it into a good idea, how to make it a good story. But they are going with the laziest, least convincing version.
>>78108288>Good ideaA, Reptiles were abscent because they were once pets but Zootopia enacted a pet-ban policy due to someone posing a murder as if the victim was killed by its own pet reptileB, Reptiles are semi-sapient wild animals, like monkeys and due to their lacks of reasoning skill and understanding of laws they are kept out of the cities and Gary's appearance is treated the same way as if a bear or lion would appear in the human city.C, Reptiles are tribal people, with little understanding of modern civilization and they don't like the noise scary city of the mammals, so they stay in the jungles and forests. Gary's is like a comedic situation like Jungle2Jungle (1997) comedy flick.D, Reptiles, are intelligent, just like in most disney cartoons like Bambi, Lion King and Finding Nemo, all animals always understood eachother. Reptiles simply are not interested in becoming civilized and live according the rules of nature in the forests and jungles. It's their choiceE, Reptiles are wild animals usually, but a few like Gary were test subjects of the crazy genius that invented the climate wall, who gave them the ability of speech / but the consciousness of mammals into reptile bodies. After the Lynxleys killed the inventor his these smart-reptiles escaped and live in their own secret community because they feel like they neither belong among mammals, nor their own wild reptile relatives.>Bad IdeaReptiles are civilized, cloth wearing, intelligent people, that are just casted out by the mammal society due to racism/ being framed for a crime they didn't commit over a 100 years ago
>>78105017Snakes also have two fangs. Stop judging Gary because he's different.
>>78108958
>>78109138Well this one is actually interesting. We do see Nick drink something during Lionhearths arrest.Can foxes drink coffee? Can coffeine kill a fox? An adult Humans lethal dose is around 5.000 to 10.000 miligrams of coffeine. A dog's is around 140 miligram per kilogram.Nick is 4 feet tall and 36 kilogram. If foxes are as sensitive to coffeine as dogs Nick could survive up to 5040 mg of coffeine.
So if they are doing things they wanted to do from the start but couldn't.... where are the primates?
>>78088514>learn things of one another>things learned are only negative thingsAbsurdly based self-report but still HILARIOUS. Also only of Nick being pointed out means that the point of removing him from the story on an earlier draft was probably disconnecting both, which is fair but VERY retarded for them to think the Snake would be enough to make people watch. I guess that's the few times a test group actually manages to improve a movie, to be fair it is also a movie by the directors had to have completely remake their movie with third parties for it to succeed.>>78089849Nick would never, he knew to avoid those animals from the start. Or he would be Uncle Ruckus.
more like all the cunts on x to avoid
>>78111066...and nickwilderp. the dude's like 70 the fuck years old. go back to viagra, you creepy horny pedo.
>>78109717Dogs should not drink coffee. It's toxic to them. So real foxes shouldn't consume it either. https://www.akc.org/expert-advice/advice/can-dogs-drink-coffee/
>>78111438its toxic to them, I know, but practically its toxic to us humans too we just have a higher tolerance than dogs.Dogs's tolarence as I've written is around 100-140miligram per kilogram (for the weight of the dog)A human's 150–200 miligram per kilogram (for the weight of the person)
>>78110860I'm so thankful for whoever pointed out that people want to see an adventure of "Nick and Judy", and not Judy make a new scaly friend. I am still nervous about that arrest sequence that was in the leak, I hope they threw it out, but at this point there is so much with the movie I worry about I don't know how to stay positive.-I don't see how reptiles can be added in a believable way that won't make the city mammals unlovable and unrelatable,-I don't know if reptiles being part of the worldbuilding will be even believeable that won't feel like backshadowing/retconning. -I don't know if they gonna be smart enough to make Nick the protag and show the mistery and movie from his perspective-I don't know if they will have the courage to go through and confirm wildehopps with a kiss or if they will just gonna tease and leave is where we were back at 2016I don't want to complain, I want to be hopeful for this movie but there are so many things that can go wrong and by the rumors nearly ALL OF THEM are heading towards going wrong.
>>78106243To be fair, the whole concept of Judy having a family of close to 300 is a bit silly and probably made for jokes rather than being thought through. Because really, the bunnies seem well off enough so why would they ever want so many kids? It would never work in the real life family dynamics we relate to. I get that they still have large litters but not that many.I mean some fics like Guardian Blue even have to retcon that shit by saying bunnies are more open as a community and therefore the neighbors are like family too.
>>78114268I think that thats something that somewhat less of a concern because its written as a joke, and its not just guardian blue, a lot of other artists adapt the idea that when Stu said "200something brothers and sisters" he means everyone who lives with them in the burrow, including her cousins, her aunts and uncles.And this isn't technically a retcon because nothing said or shown in the movie contradicts it. It's something built on the things that we saw and heard in the movies and made it work. So unless the sequel directly emphasizes that indeed all of those bunnies are biological siblings of Judy then we are in the clear to have this "headcanon"Now what is a retcon is: sapient reptiles, after the movie emphasizes multiple times that -Zootopia is a city where ALL animals come together to live in harmony-Then go around and often refer to the people living in the city as "mammals"which makes "people" and "mammals" and "animal" all synonyms in this universe.Adding reptiles would indicate that mammals did not consider them people, and I'm sorry, that shit, we don't need the city to be THAT racist, nobody in modern times is THAT racist, at least nobody that would go watch a disney movie.
>>78114528I thought Stu used the term "200 something Brothers and Sisters.
anal sex
>>78114586Oh it was actually Bonnie that said "Your dad, me, your 275 brothers and sisters, we're changing the world"
>>78114800>"One carrot at a time."
>>78114268you can't compare a throwaway "do it and forget it" gag to a major plotpoint of a movie.A lot of jokes don't make sense in Zootopia, like how and why would DMV employ Sloths and why would Wolf howling instinct still be strong enough that they can't stop themselves even when they want to.But reptiles can't be just "haha, also there are funny lizards living in the sewers" joke.Jared and Goodwin said in interviews that the reason why we didn't see any reptiles in the first movie is gonna be adressed. That's a major plotpoint. And if the explination will not be satisfying it won't be something the fandom, the fanfic-writers, the theorizers can engage with.
if he shaved his cheeks he'd be an 8/10
>>78119284>You ignorant fool! The muttonchops are part of Lynx culture! Cutting them off is like rejecting your heritage!
if they are going to have the reptiles i want>mammal inquisition religion/government>a wolf with a reptiles harem>oogway and master splinter (female)>raccoon and skunks who eat snake eggs>a slur
The lynx was a bad idea.
>>78120966baby
The fox was a bad idea.
>>78098000Necromantic trips of truth.
>>78114528>Adding reptiles would indicate that mammals did not consider them people, and I'm sorry, that shit, we don't need the city to be THAT racist, nobody in modern times is THAT racist, at least nobody that would go watch a disney movie.They kinda went there with Judy's subconscious anti-pred racism. They could easily have the mammals think that reptiles are some kind of demonic beings instead of people.
>Get invested in an IP by a company>Company sharts IP>Move to next IP
>>78123745Judy's subconscious bias and prejudice is a realistic problem, and a relatable thing to tell a story about.And if thats the problem that mammals fear reptiles because they see them as monsters, then what the fuck is that suppose to be a lesson of?NOBODY in modern times are going around saying that "all asians are monstrous dog-eaters" or someshit like that. Not even children need that to be told to them!And also this is not a good universal lesson. Remember how australia banned some children cartoon episodes that talk about "spiders are friends, don't squash them, put them outside". In australia, you don't want that to be thougt to kids, when most spiders there like the black widow can put your baby from a crib into coffin. Same thing here with venomous pit vipers being shown as the friendly snake Gary
>>78125170>>78125197
I just want to hear 1 theory that explains how sapient-reptiles in a way that makes sense and isn't utter non-sense/retconning.Just ONE, please someone. Tell me how -not a single reptile had a mammal friend that stood up and defended them against being punished for a crime 1 snake did-how did a murder done by a snake cause the entire city to drive snakes and reptiles out-why is the reptile snake population so small-why didn't the reptiles fight back against the injustice?-in a 100 years there wasn't a cop competent enough to find out about this conspiracy, it has to be Nick and Judy the "supercops" that solve every big conspiracy of the city. -reptiles despite being shunned out by society to live outside civilization, and have no money, dressing fance af instead of looking like homeless people. I'm not watching the movie unless all this is sensibly answered and if the answer is "they just have their own country and they are immigrants" I will hit myself.
>>78130342Careful, Judy. If you keep doing this, Nick is going to have to buy larger pants, and you will be charged with inciting an erection.
sex with lynxes
>>78132911>h
>>78131044There is a specific character, a Leadbeater Possum, and she is actually the creator of the Zootopia world and Judy and Nick. She decided that another fun plot for Zootopia would be with existing Reptiles, so she added haphazardly and wrote some basic story points around them. None of what you wrote matters because she wrote it didn't matter.
>>78135205https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k76IGLi6jWI
>>78135280its a poss though
>>78135205>>78135468its rude its what it isI am not interested in the "Zootopians are created by a god/alien" plot, im here for GOOD theories.
>>78136104but aliens/outer gods is the only way to explain the plotor Wish Goat
>>78136325Jesus Christ Wish could've been a modern original masterpiece. A new non-classic fairy-tale love-story rivaling the things like Shrek and ... I actually can't think of any cartoons that had a focus on romance and weren't based on some old fairy-tale. Tangled, Princess and the Frog are both old idea reimagined, and How To Train Your Dragon, though is new idea, it only has a romance sub-plot, not a main plot. Wish could've been the biggest hit, if Disney needs to remake and re-release a movie that's 100% it. Fuck the DEI execs that messed with its production.
>>78131044You're not going to believe this, but reptiles have been unjustly kicked out of 109 cities.
>>78136899nyeeee very funny, now give some actual shit that make sense in-universe for Zootopia
>>78137012In-universe, I could see the possibility of the magical weather wall having been sabotaged by the lynxes to fluctuate temperature on a rapid scale, or output low/high frequency noise too subtle for temperature-regulated mammals to pick up on, but would make the area subconsciously uncomfortable for scalies. The actual implementation details hidden in the BookGuffin proving the sabotage deviates from the design, and all other story beats remain the same. Though, it wouldn't hold up against the narrative removal of every reptile from the city, and I honestly don't think the actual movie will either.
>>78129425Not that anon, but some people just sucks shut at drawing anything that doesn't look like a fuxking kindergartener shat out something on a piece of paper mommy puts on the fridge because her little man is "special."
>>78137431APA hereWhen I can grab a pencil and make an low-quality drawing and post it here everybody can.Or atleast they could try.
This your ship?youtube.com/watch?v=ImArzxwStlI
>>78138887no that's a fox and rabbit in the beastars universe
my wife charfiee
>>78122766>Al waking up in the middle of the night and finding he has a sheep sleeping on top of him>"Hey," he grumbles, gently nudging the kid. "Hey, get up. Time to go to bed.">He lets down the rather sheepish sheep by sliding him off and onto the couch.>"S-sorry about that.">"Don't worry about it. In fact, don't even bring it up.">"Uh, right.">The next morning, the alpha is rudely awakened by the sound of his phone receiving a text.>He rolls over and then stares at the ceiling for a moment before breathing in, breathing out. Then turning to his phone on the night stand. >It takes him a moment for his brain to interpret the picture on the screen, and as soon as he recognizes the image of he and Remmy sleeping together on that couch, his eyes practically burst open and he's on his feet and out of the apartment in a matter of seconds. >The jackal expected to hear knocking, but she didn't think it would happen quite so soon as it has. That's the diligence of her alpha for you.>She opens the door with a much-too-sweet smile and gives her half dressed alpha a cheerful 'good morning!' before continuing. >"I wasn't expecting such an early visit today. How are you?">"Avo," the alpha rumbles, blushing profusely at the woman who looks all too eager to use this against him. >"Do not post that picture into the group chat. Do you hear me?">"Aww, but it's such a sweet image of you taking care of your own. You don't want everybody to see just how diligent you are in your duties?">"Avo, I'm serious. Delete that shit from your phone. Now.">"Okay, okay. Your girlfriend seemed to really like it, though-">"WHAT?"
>>78120966>>78140649>Al had the most conflicting feeling>At one hand, he wanted to punish Avo by de-ranking her back to being the Omega>On the other hand, she would 100% send the photo then, since she can't be punished further.>As a result everyone would think that Remmy's promotion from Omega came through some unconventional negotiation tactics.lmao, loved this green and love this pic!
>>78138121And then rightfully get mocked for pisting cringe shit that even your mother would be ashamed of.
>>78142905Thanks, lol I like the idea of Al being paranoid about everybody thinking he promoted Remmy through some weird sleep negotiations
>>78120966>>78122766>>78140649>>78142905
>>78129425>>78137431I give it another 12 months before we can't tell anymore if something was made by Ai or not. For now there are still plenty of little cues that are quite glaring, but it's continually getting better and better.
I don't care if it's not real, the ai outputs excellent stuff (sometimes)
wew
>>78137431>Just sucks shut [sic] at drawing [...] mommy puts on the fridge because her little man is "special.">>78143136>mocked [...] posting cringe shit [...] ashamedHoly shit, I'm honestly sorry anon for whatever life you have/had.
>>78149150>>78149162>>78149170One one hand I hate Google's AI implementation, but seeing it try and answer nonsense like this is kinda funny.
>>78153529Ai hallucinating is the funniest shit ever
If Remmy gets Betty pregnant then does that count as being teen pregnant
>>78088839It will be canon
>>78153529Thank you!
>>78155900>h
>>78155900
>>78158828>r
>>78155920>intentionally says "it" so i have to ask "which one, wildehopps or pet-sapient reptiles?" to which he will reply "yes" just to fuck with me further
>he forgot to post yesterday
>>78155900>>78159017she wouldnt get pregnant
>>78162283He should try it anyway just for scientific research purposes
>>78129231>And if thats the problem that mammals fear reptiles because they see them as monsters, then what the fuck is that suppose to be a lesson of?>NOBODY in modern times are going around saying that "all asians are monstrous dog-eaters" or someshit like that. Not even children need that to be told to them!I take it you haven't watched the evening news lately?
>>78169256not sure if you refer to the idiotic politics problems of the US where left and right people both treat the other as monsters based on theri BELIEFSor if you refer to the armed conflict between Ukraine and Russia where both sides treats eachother as monsters based on nationalityor if you mean the izrael palestine conflict where 2 groups treat eachother as monsters based on religion.My problem is: that all these groups ignore the fact that they are both PEOPLE like them. They don't appear different they just live different. A zootopian good methapor would be for that fight between Spotted and Striped Hyenas or Deers vs Antelopes or Rabbits vs Squirrels. To make a conflict so large to make it mammal vs reptile is like trying to represent a conflict between Every European fighting Every Asian. It's too broad, it's to muddy, it's too dramatic and it can't be taken seriously.
>>78167479cute
>>78169643u r cute
>>78170206>Because our marriage doesn't need saving, it works even with its flaws - uploaded 5 minutes ago
>>78169432The real battle is circumcised penises vs. uncircumcised penises.
my wife avina
My husband Al
>>78175652
Man, I can't believe we're getting the sequel in two months. Aren't y'all excited?
>>78179357I don't want the pack street general get flooded with zootopia fans :(
>>78174625Al is behind the ChatGPT schemes
>>78170919uwu
>>78179554I do
Betty
What a lazy boy. He needs a diligent and well-meaning girlfriend who will practically twist his arm to make him take better care of himself
>>78183134>tied the knot on his tieThat sounds dangerous
I reported a libshit's illegal mom to ICE! Back to El Salvador! Haha!
i love zootopia so much bros..
>>78185171this might get a better reaction with a blue checkmark on twitter
>>78179357The only people who are excited are the Gen Z gooners on X. I hate them with a passion. The CCs who were around circa 2016-2017 have long been MIA. I dread the sequel and wish it were never produced.
>>78189283avoiding you maybe
If semen belonged in the mouth, God would have put testicles where the salivatory glands are.
>>78189283no one born before 1997 unironically uses the term gooner
>>78190399I'm using their own word against them. I am not a Zoomer. In fact, I was born before 1990.
>>78155900>did betty preg stuff with wolter and rex but never remmyhuh
I want a dick in my ass
>>78190797sounds like you were born in 2006 actually
National holiday where Hipponese people are blamed for murdering all their native wolves
>>78194987lmao, i was reading tsukimichi and one part is just about the protag reading about the honshu wolf and lamenting
