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>>78131712>1983The world almost ended twice in 1983
Remember not to bully the Mexiloli.
>>78131765The cartels already took care of that. The Casagrandes movie is just what her brain is hallucinating before the oxygen runs out after the sinaloas beheaded her.
>>78132096t. got her crush stolen by a latina
You think 1983 Lori would vote for Mondale in 84?
>>78133560Probably if she was having a dumb bitch episode.>Mondale won 40.6% of the popular vote>and 2.4% of the electoral votesPeople shit on the electoral college sometimes, but what this really proves is ~80% of the country will never swing vote.
>>78133975Lori would've latched onto Ferraro.
>>78134745Please tell me Manny hasn't lewded the twins, or if he has he had the decency to age them up.
Ritacoln
>>78135732GIWTWM
>>78135732>Your only son can't get incest'd by his sisters if you incest him first.
trans
>>78136733What if Lynn is trans and has the jockstrap because she can’t get the surgery until she’s 18?
>>78136733-positional error
>>78136733Everytime I see this I first read it as Trains. I always felt like Lynn Sr. would be into trains as a hobby.
>>78137453https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM6ZoQPTRLU
>>78137453He doesn’t have the tism hard enough
Sexy sweaty Leni
>>78137821>girl smell particles
>>78137769But who does? SOMEONE has to have that in them for trains.
There any good art focusing on lucy's pooper?
>>78139193Catbox mannysdirt or request it on the delicious draw thread and hope you get lucky.
>>78139742*CURIOUSCAT not catbox
https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/4377824
>>78140371What's uncomfortable about this to me is how my brothers and I would do the innocent non sexual part of this to eachother so I know how it's just like this fun harmless thing siblings do to one another so now it feels weird seeing that in a sexual connotation
>>78140941It's only sexual when it's possible for it to be sexual. If you and your brothers are all straight, it's not the same.By analogy, plenty of people like to give their dogs belly rubs. But most of them would be disgusted by bestiality.
>>78141537Yeah, did plenty of innocent fooling around as a kid with male cousins, but with my female cousins there was always tension.Unless you're gay, these kind of male-female interactions always have a sexual component.
>>78141626Exactly.
(continued from previous thread)Lynn snickered."If you're gonna claim you can fight you gotta back it up kid!" The boy sighed looking uncomfortable. Lucy would notice very quickly. And step in for her boyfriend."He doesn't need to do anything for you." She would look to Eddie "you don't need to do anything for anyone.""I know, but ... "He would inhale deeply. " Do you know any Edward McCormick?"Lynn would take a swift inhale, seemingly excited."Do I?! The guy was only the greatest karate guy to come out of royal wood! He only lost like two of a hundred and fifteen matches! Most of them were full contact!" She would get in the younger boy's face. "You a fan of his?" She asked. And as she did everyone in the room but Lynn could notice the kid's blood run cold."Something like that... He was my dad." Eddie would admit. "He uh, taught me everything he knew." He would run his hands over his knuckles. "Hah! No way! You're what? 13? 14? It'd take years to get things down to his level!""Well, yeah, not really as hard when you start little." Eddie continued. " The uh, body conditioning, especially in the hands made it easy for me to pick up the guitar down the line. "Lynn would hum, and nod."Alright.... But why didn't you fight back when those dudes from my class were beating you up?""I really don't like hurting people." With the one sided tension building in the room , Luan would try to lighten the mood. "So uh, Eddie right?" She'd ask ,getting his attention. "You ever hear that joke about the vacuum cleaner and the poultry farm?'"Uh, no???" He'd ask trying to recall it."Makes sense, it sucks eggs!" She'd give a grin as if she had spoke George Carlin's truth."Heh" he would chuckle lightly
Have a good weekend, anons
>>78142575"Glad to see at least Lucy's boyfriend has a sense of humor" Luan would taunt her little sister."It's hard not to laugh at lame jokes,." Eddie responded quietly. "My sense of humor is a bit darker than silly puns.""Oh really? Mind giving me an example?" She asked "might use it for my next show if it's any good, it's spooky season and goths are my toughest audience. Plus I'm out of mime make up.""Hmm, uhhh, " he would look around, before pulling a notebook out of his bag , flipping to a specific page. And handing it to Luan"Zombie Prosti-OH!" She would read through the page cracking up as she read ."I'd need a guy to sing this, jeeez-us! This is a riot!.... But...." She would glare at the boy and Lucy "this isn't the way you speak around my sister right?"Lucy looks at her boyfriend confusedly . Who laughs getting red in the face."Actually my older brother and I wrote this one together a year ago... Uh, he like raunchy humor, so things kinda overlapped."Satisfied with his answer Luan would smile and hand the notebook to luna who seemed interested when she heard it was a song."Your brother sounds like a hoot! You'll have to introduce me!" "Sorry, I can't really do that " Eddie replied. The energy shifting again, though not as radically as before. "He and my dad got in a crash some time ago...""I was just about to say. Eddie McCormick and his older kid are gone so." Lynn confirmed the story. That got some sympathy from the family that weren't so sure about the boy.Deciding the grilling was going a bit far, Rita stepped in"Would you like to stay over for Dinner Eddie?""Oh? I couldn't ? The last thing I want to do is impose. Youve got a lot of people to cook for." Eddie Denied as he silently requested his notebook back from Luna."Pssh, hon, I've been cooking for thirteen most of my adult life! What's one more? Especially with two out of the nest?" Rita explained with a welcoming tone.Eddie would hum, before smiling "alright."
>>78143468Which Loud sister has this dynamic with her friend?
>>78143672All of them have had or will have it with a girl bestie at some point
>>78134745they gave him some really lanky arms>>78136519they still could that doesn't prevent anything>>78137453i dont see it, the people who are into trains are really into trains, lynn's passion and focus is already far too into his cooking and his restuarant, i dont think its his style>>78138075carl or sid/adelaide's dad>>78144174they look>tumblr filenamei guess that explains it, i wonder why tumblr artists have a certain style to them
also hello on this friday>>78144295*they look a bit odd
>>78144174why is ronnie fat?
>>78144295Women view other women as competition and instinctively try to trick each other into becoming less attractive, e.g. by recommending shitty haircuts. In some women this instinct is so strong it extends to cute drawings.Separately though there's something of a skill issue/Calarts phenomenon where they learn one deformed style by copying others and never improve from there. "Tumblr nose" became enough of a problem to get its own name.
>>78144382Rosa feeds her every half hour. All old Mexican ladies do that to their grandkids.
>>78144912>ass and thigh freckleshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPleY9fh3YE
>>78143613Why is Rita the one cooking?
>>78145340I mean from the show it seems to be a bit of a split duty.
lincoln cookie's anyone?>>78144472> In some women this instinct is so strong it extends to cute drawings.so they draw uncute women to try to get women to imitate them and therefore make themselves uglier?i figured it was just shared bad taste and that's just what their warped idea of good looking was, both could be true on a certain level though probably
>>78146536I think I can forgive Lucy's Engrish.
>>78146536Spooktober is just around the corner! As if I needed an excuse to post cute goth girls though.
>>78147363Inktober is more fitting for her
>>78147363oh hey i remember making this edit
Africa Road Trip: Lisa is invited to an archeology expedition in Egypt.Egypt - The Louds arrive and Lisa helps discover a lost mummy, then the archeology team turn out to secretly be smugglers and kidnap the Louds to keep them from telling. Only for Lucy to use a hieroglyphics translation book to find a passage to reanimate the mummy. The mummy comes back to life and kicks the smugglers' asses while freeing the Louds. The Egyptian government awards the Louds for stopping artifact smuggling and it's enough money to travel to other parts of Africa.Kenya - Lana has her heart set on a safari in the national park next to Nairobi. They go and Lana inadvertently discovers a bunch of poachers planning to capture some elephants. She teams up with Luan to use her prank skills to set traps for the poachers. However they get caught and are nearly used as bait for them to catch lions, but the elephants stampede at the poachers and then go on to save Lana and Luan out of gratitude.Zambia - Lincoln hears about Rip Hardcore doing an episode on Victoria Falls. He tricks his family into doing a river raft down the Zambezi with the intent on meeting up with Rip. However he fucks it up and they nearly go over the falls, but Rip Hardcore saves them alongside some quick moves from Lynn. He then shows them Devil's Pool and they take a bunch of pictures in it before the cut to black.Nigeria - Leni talks about a teenage Nigerian prince that sent her emails (that River/Rain guy is out of the picture by this point because God forbid Leni have a steady boyfriend) and Lori keeps telling her it's a scam but to no avail. However the prince turns out to be legit much to Lori's shock and lets the Louds stay in his mansion. The Loud siblings fuck up in the same way they did in the White House but the prince ends up being chill about it saying that it happens every time he has guests, especially when it's his personal friends. He winds up like Scott because of obvious reasons.
>>78148706Africa Road Trip (Cont.)Mali - Lisa is itching to discover an artifact in Timbuktu, though a guide tells her it's been lost for centuries. Lisa then brings out a modified version of her time machine that allows her to transport specific people through time. She brings back Mansa Musa because her research shows that he would be the best person to know where it is. It turns out Lisa found out about the artifact because Mansa Musa wrote about a treasure that he lost after his Hajj and where he had left it last. The building they go to is searched for clues and they are able to determine that it was in plain sight all along. The artifact is something anticlimactic but sentimental to Mansa Musa, who is then promptly returned to his time by Lisa with his found item.Morocco - Lincoln is convinced that he saw a magic carpet in a bazaar, Lisa is skeptical. Turns out Lincoln was right and is offered a chance to fly it. It goes as well as you'd expect and he crashes into everything. One of which is a pot he knocks over and he frees a Jinn, who is ready to kill him. Lincoln stalls the jinn for a bit before consulting Lucy on the lore. After she tells him how their logic works he outsmarts the Jinn and traps him in the worst place Lincoln can think of, Lynn's foot odor laden lucky sneaker.South Africa - It's braai season in Cape Town and Lynn Sr. wants to try his hand at it. He tries and fails in a predictable manner and catches wind of a rare local spice. The person who sells it takes advantage of Lynn Sr by using it a leverage for him to do their errands. The Loud kids see right through it and confront them, causing them to admit that the spice was just paprika they repackage as a scam. This causes Lynn Sr. to see that he was overthinking everything and should do his cooking from the heart. He does the braai again and the locals love it. The arc ends here.
>>78143146>Lori obtains tickets for a vacation>Bobby isn't available>Takes Lincoln instead
>>78144912>With 10 girls and 1 boy, it was really only a matter of time
night general and bump
>>78150415Gn friend
nobody know a history that i can hear in YouTube or any site?, i am ok with loudcest
>>78151800AI
Luna unknowingly picks up a cursed statue while the family vacations in Egypt. The statue is a fertility idol and she finds herself pregnant with twelve children(?) over the course of a few days. As her belly grows, Luna finds herself becoming more yandere towards Lincoln...
>>78149233>There's only one bed in their hotel room.>They spend every night pressed against each other.>Lincoln has morning wood every day from dreaming about Lori in her bikini.
>>78153172Almost had it!
lola thread
Morning anons~>>78153172Oh so CLOSE Sunbaby~>>78155256I'm on board with that>>78144295Hi Lisabro!>>78148706>>78148725What about Lola? >>78145476I'd take one! >>78144472Counter-argument: Some of the best hentai artists are women>>78142575>>78143613Good to see you keeping up with this little story anon~
>>78155362>Counter-argument: Some of the best hentai artists are womenThat's a good point. I don't really know enough about those women to say what makes them different. Maybe they have abnormally low jealousy? Maybe they're cuckqueans? Maybe they're bi? Or maybe there's just something in the water in Japan...
>>78155421I honestly think that at this point it's just economic necessity. Women artists subconsciously know very well what men like but refuse to draw attractive characters out of principle.In Japan, however, the hentai industry is actually one of the only good sources of revenue these artists have, so they can't afford to draw "unappealing" art
>>78155362I can’t really think of any Lola centric plots for Africa.>Inb4 diamondsWithout pillaging, we’ve done enough of that…Perhaps there could be a running gag of Lola under mosquito netting and constantly using bug spray.
>>78153934>"Lincoln...">"I didn't fucking ASK for this, Lori!"
>>78151950>When you cry because a computer can draw better than youSkill issue.
>>78146536What manner of genetics led to Persephone getting that kind of body at her age?
>>78157501Perhaps a deal with a dark goddess her female ancestors made. All the girls of her family have curvy bodies by age 10.
>>78157501Her annual vaccine mistakenly got swapped out with rBST. Whoops!
>>78158672annual flu vaccine*
>>78149233If somehow Lincoln and one of his sisters ended on an all expenses paid vacation somewhere romantic without the rest of the family, which of them would he end up fucking first?
>>78160092Presumably the one.
>>78160112I meant in the different scenarios with each sister which pair would start having sex soonest.
>>78160684My money's on Leni or Lori, since they're alone.
>>78156584>>78160092Zero chance Lincoln resists fucking this ass for more than a single night.
>>78161689Depending on her mood she might tell him to strip as soon as they get to their hotel room.
The real challenge of fucking Lori is collaborating with her to figure out how to break up with Bobby.
Lincoln was obviously brought along because he's Lori's emotional support penis.
>>78162306Wouldn't be the first time.
>>78155362Sadly 4chan thinks my writing is spam
>>78163291zero width non joiner
>>78143613"Now, dinner is going to be a bit late. " Rita would warn with a sweet tone of voice. "We missed some ingredients grocery shopping, so it could be as late as eight, is your mom okay with that?" She asked , knowing his father was gone, she assumed he loved with his mom."My granny is my guardian, actually, and she's usually not home til late anyway, I'll shoot her a message." He said grabbing his phone."How late exactly?" Asked Rita now a bit concerned while her husband got huffy listening to the conversation.Eddie would think about it for a moment "It's not very consistent, but usually around midnight, I do have a key though.""Hmm, you may as well tell her you're staying the night then hon. I'm not letting you just walk home in the dark." No sooner than when she finished the session, she would be pulled into the kitchen by her annoyed husband
>>78163431Nah, I think 4chan just forgot to tell me my message was too long
>Can't bring back Ronnie Anne to Royal Woods and make the whole Casagrandes series non-canon. >The only solution is simply make a copy of Ronnie Anne but with a nicer personality. I bet Kara won't show up in the season 9 episode "Swimming Fools" just like how she didn't show up in Kanga-ruse.Idk why they didn't add her in that episode when she supposed to be part of Lincoln's friend group. .
>>78163918What if Kara is just RA in disguise? Has anyone ever seen them in the same room at the same time?
>>78163918Cartel Kara confirmed
>>78164197Imagine a week long tropical vacation with Lucy.
>>78165507Wouldn't she sunburn?
>>78166194>Day one: put on sunscreen, had a big beach umbrella, stayed out of the sun when possible>Day two through seven: most of her skin is bright lobster-red and Lucy has to rest in their hotel room
>>78166912Ha!
>>78163918I hope they changed their mind and never have Kara again. (No, I'm not a Ronnie Anne fan either)
>>78169233Stella never left, Kara will stick too.
>>78143672Lynn and Margo for sure
>>78170406>uterus bump
>>78169862>"It's not incest if it's a threesome."
>>78170775>n0jraxLove this nigga like you wouldn't believe
>>78170892>Luna was staying at a friend's house that night, meaning Luan had their bedroom all to herself>Naturally, she immediately grabbed Lincoln and declared that they were going to have a fun sleepover in Luan's room that night.>"We'll watch funny videos, and we'll have snacks, and maybekissalittlebit...">Tries to sneak into Leni and Lori's bedroom to borrow some lingerie in lieu of pajamas>Unsurprisingly, gets caught by Lori>Lori veto's it, like the boring sister she is
>>78170892Sorry, but Luan's in horny jail.
>>78171099>"The twins tried to discipline me with a police baton, but they stopped because I liked it too much."
agh
>>78171099Luna can relate.
>>78131712Photo of a family found in the greater Detroit exclusion zone. Dates back to a few months before doomsday. Identities are unknown besides the surname Loud, given the amount of human remains found survival odds appear low.-ANZAC Doomsday 30th anniversary expedition log, 26/09/2013
>>78171533What would Luna have done to get herself kicked out of the house, unwelcome to all 12 members of her family Hard mode: not raping Lincoln.
>>78170342Stella was useless, but less useless compared to Kara
>>78172065
>>78172075Drugs?
>>78172607Honestly, it would take a lot for a family like that to uniformly reject one member. If Luna were doing drugs and trying to get her younger siblings on drugs, then I could see her being removed from the house.
>>78172829https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKH0XUjOq0oI'm imagining a slightly less cheesy version of this.
>>78169862i really think the staff miss something when they made carol, lincoln literally presented her to the audience and latter that gets nothing because for some reason lincoln being able to make carol go to his house just to troll lori is irrelevant, like, it implies lincoln had interacted with carol and that interaction was relevant enough for her to go to his house, i had this idea it was in exchange of a favor or something.besides that, her becomming loris bff was in retrospective a bad idea, it made so any plot related to the rivalry end, and also made carol character had no more porpurse in the show, besides being lori's friend, and that role can be filled with other characters, that was so much the case they even in one episode had named her but they missed her design with other character.Still, the character had a good run in the show considering how went for othersso F for carol P.
bob
>>78168736I wonder who would cum first?
>>78174361Sam. She has a hair trigger.
>>78172829Even with that, Luna seems like an expert couch surfer. Going from one friends apartment for a week or two and then another's. More people than you think live this way.
>>78174473
>>78171077Poor Luan. If it hadn't been for Lori she would've gotten some good quality time with Lincoln.
>>77981988
>>78177965Based deliverer
>>78175451That's why Luna has to go to Lincoln to get off. Sam leaves her unsatisfied.
>>78177240Ultrahand could've been the peak.
>>78174689>"Okay Linky, take the picture!"
>>78163456"Rita! What are you doing?' Asked Lynn senior looking rather annoyed. His tone getting his wife to give him the stink-eye."Having a nice boy over for dinner and giving him the spare room" She replied looking at him like he were nuts."Nice boy? Honey he's two years older than Lucy! You have a son, You know what teenage boys are like! " Lynn sr whisper-shouted. As Rita started thinking.She'd seen Lincoln masturbating at least twelve times, half of them in places he should most definitely not be doing it. And the number of times she'd caught him making out or fooling around with his girlfriend of the week was more than she was willing to admit... How he managed to convince a spitfire like Ronnie Anne to be okay with that was anyone's guess. But still."Okay, so our son is kind of a flirt, that doesn't mean Lucy's boyfriend is , besides Lucy is a smart girl she knows not to make those kinds of decisions.""But!""No buts! After four daughters with romantic partners you'd think you'd be over the whole 'overprotective dad's schtick by now. And you seemed pretty proud of Lincoln a few years ago when he was hanging around with girls that were Eddie's age at the time."Her husband froze at that, before laughing a bit."I.... Okay, you win, but if he puts a hand on Lucy he's out, we'll sick junior on him"Rita would lift a brow."What?""We hold Lucy to the standard you held Lincoln to. Age appropriate contact, kissing hugging and the like is all fine, and we don't allow them to be in a room with just the two of them.""Ugh, deal...." Lynn senior pouted. "Let's just get to the store and back, I'm sure by now the kids are hungry enough to eat a stable of horses."Rita would smirk a bit ."Agreed"
>>78179587That's literally what family is for.
>>7818025After Lynn senior and Rita left, it was just the siblings and Eddie.Lola kept eying him suspiciously Lana was curious, Lisa indifferent, and Lily slightly scared from his eye-ball prank."So , Lily says you can pull your eye out!" Lana exclaims "can I see?"I"I don't think that'd be a good eye-dea, considering how scared Lily got." Luan would chime in."Agreed" Eddie would state , feeling kind of bad about that even given how funny it was in the moment."but I can show you my collection.""A collection? Of phony eyes?" Asked Lana interested ."have they ever been in your head before?""Yup, all of them, it's honestly pretty convenient for costumes and stuff when I go to conventions."Eddie explained pulling out his phone, now Lana came over wanting to see the costumes this guy had put together. And even though she didn't quite like geeky stuff she had to admit his outfits were nice.A white haired ninja with a red eyeA malevolent looking suited character with a weird pattern in a purple iris. A blond pretty boy with an eye color like a flashlight shining through a Ruby..."Wow! " Lola exclaimed "I'm no nerdy-nelson, but I know good craftsmanship when I see it!""You got any cooler eye-balls?!" Lola asked giddy to see more.Eddie would smile contently. "Well, i should hope in good at costuming, with the amount of times I've jabbed my fingers with the sowing needle it'd suck if the costumes were bad ""Oooh, and dedicated!" Lola would "you got a keeper here Lucy! ""Well, I wasn't exactly intending on getting rid of him any time soon. I'm less impressed with his costumes than I am with those toy-uh, model kits he's shown me." She smiled. Pulling out her phone. Getting her sister's attention. "What was this robot called again, Eddie?""The AMS-129 Gaera Zulu, " he replied . As Lucy showed off the picture, a model robot painted stark black with white details to make it look like a skeletal soldier .
>>78180254Why was this flagged as spam?
>>78180709It might be flagging it because you aren't using greentext. I base this on absolutely nothing except that I don't recall seeing greentext really being flagged as spam
>>78172607Nah, they’d put her through rehab
>>78180862Ah, it wasn't flagged ,the reply number was wrong lol
>>78181069Such is life
>>78181409>Lynn>"Linky"Cringe
>>78181409>Lynn's thighs getting thicker and more muscular as she gets older
>>78181503I could see Lynn calling him Linky when they're older and trying to butter him up to get something, but he sees through it.
>>78181615It gets better.
>>78181727>I could see Lynn calling him LinkyNo, just no.
>>78180690"Thank you, " Lucy said endeared by how ready he was with the answer "I painted this one just for me. Though, he's kept it at his place up til now.""You're into dorky robot models?" Asked Lynn ready to mock her sister."Well, he showed me the TV shows associated with his model kits. They're actually pretty cool" Lucy replied keeping an even tone. "I enjoyed the ones he showed me at least.'"We're half way done with the universal century, if you want we can make tonight a movie night and watch the movie." Eddie spoke , directly to Lucy."Ugh" Lynn and Lola were both rather annoyed. "No way are we watching some dopey nerd movie!"Lincoln would hum , actually it'd been a while since he got to watch anything that was more his speed."Come on Lynn, he's a guest to the house, when you had Polly over for the weekend it was nothing but sports!" Lincoln shot back. The other girls nodded along even if reluctantly, as it has been a long standing rule to place hospitality towards guests, for at least the past couple years."Uuuugh, fiiiiine " Lynn surrendered in the face of a myriad siblings that wanted to keep the precedent that's been established. Though before they could get to their movie. Dinner had to be settled, as Lynn and Rita returned home
>>78181409>>78181857>Time passes for the Louds>By the time Lynn is nearing her 20s, her body reflects a lifetime of sports and exercise>Lincoln's physique reflects his lifetime hobby of reading comic books>Lynn is taller, heavier, and stronger than Lincoln is>They both know she could overpower him without much effort>It was only a matter of time before she started something
>>78165507A tropical vacation with any of the Loud girls is likely going to end the same way. Lincoln balls deep in someone he shouldn't be.
>>78182713>"It's not incest if I'm not facing you."
>>78182810More like it doesn't count since they're out of the country and no one on the resort knows their related. They can just pretend to be dating.
>>78182810can always resort to anal in the ass
>>78183016Lincoln's quite familiar with all of his sisters' assholes.
>>78160092>>78183632Odd thing to draw twice.
Lily if the show wasn't restricted to broadcasting standards:
>>78184924Gonna be honest, I prefer raw brownie batter to cooked brownies. It's just chocolate goo mixed with butter and sugar, what's not to like?
>>78185003Some risk of egg germs.
>>78185149I barely do it, so it's worth the risk.
>>78185772>The big three
>>78185149
>>78185772>>78185973I miss them
>>78186562I honestly think this is pretty reasonable, even if I'm just biased by my parents having the same standard. Taken to extremes you get shit like Willy Wonka 2005.
>>78148706>>78148725>Lincoln schemes, fucks everything up, and needs to be bailed out by his sisters and others for the 3 billionth timeI seriously wonder what his sisters see in him and why they can even stand being in his vicinity
>>78186705
>>78187099"Family is an implicit contract. See, no matter how bad you fuck up in life your family's always there to catch you. It's that one final immutable safety net that remains when everything else is crashing and burning around you. However in exchange for that unconditional love and solidarity, we have exclusive unlimited rights to fuck around in each other's personal business."
>>78188691>*Muffled voice from other side of the door*>"Hahaha, good one Lynn!"
>>78187443>we’re pretty normalNo, no you’re not.
>>78187443
>>78188691>Lynn's entire love of sub sandwiches came from the one and only time she read a woman's advice column>She was hoping he'd pick up on the double meaning, but he never did
>>78189002
>>78181952After a relatively quiet supper, thanks to Lynn senior's tension towards his daughter's boyfriend . Eddie and Lucy would head to the living room, going to their preferred streaming service. And begin the movie, the rest of the siblings joining along, though they really didn't get the film being played."Eho's the blonde guy? And why's he tryna drop an asteroid on earth?' Lana asked interested."I'm sure it'll be explained at some point in the film" Lisa spoke, through a set of braces "I'm more puzzled by how the drones are able to fly about while the pilot is engaging in combat... Suppose it's some sort of artificial intelligence...?" She asked , having long come to accept some suspension of disbelief when engaging in media."No, he's controlling them directly, with his mind .' Eddie explained happy to share in his love for the franchise."So it's a brutal link." "Kinda?" Eddie would take a moment to think over how to explain it "he's a special kind of person called a newtype. As a result of humans moving to space they developed like.... A superior level of perception and intuition.""Sounds at least semi plausible... The lack of gravity in space would require a heightened level of special awareness, but how does that let him remotely control his drone technology.""Well, Newtypes have a special kind of brain wave pattern which is the key to their intuition, weapons developers, both from state militaries and private companies developed tech to read these brainwaves and Garner superior reaction times and the ability to use those brainwaves to control remote weapons." Eddie explained as he scratched the side of his head. "Think of them as like, low end psychics"isa sighed in exasperation at that explanation."The film just began, when did they have time to establish all of this psuedo-scientific bull-huckey?" She'd ask pinching the britch of her nose, thoroughly annoyed.
>>78189665Btw should I make this horny or no?
>>78190659
>>78190659>sin_kids tagIs this Lincoln have 1 kid with each of his sisters?
>>78191132Yes.
>>78191132Yeah
>Lupa a cute
>>78191412
