Welcome to the 4chan Pokeverse RP thread!2025/09/26Kidnapped EditionPreviously: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/77998858[ Starting Guide:https://rentry.org/PokeversePrimer ][ Pokemon Open Guide:https://rentry.org/ThreadBattleSystem ]-----FAQ:Q: I want to [activity with Pokemon I am unsure about] / [Pokemon] is making advances I am unsure aboutA: Just talk to them alreadyDisclaimer: There are straight and gay pokephilia threads. Direct your porn dumps there, not here.Question of the day: Do you want to fly?
(Reposting because I got here late)>>78123846#>Emil is as vain as he is skilled, and sees protection as something that would only hinder his movement>That and to avoid getting hit, he is going for ambush tactics>Otto in the other hand, he is taking rather well to protection>>78126181#>>78138658#>For now, Otto is going in blue team and Emil in red team>>78133316#>Might have to sneak on him>We'll see how Otto takes to evolving further. I have something in the mind
>>78139385I have and I'd like to again! It's fun so long as you don't fall>>78138658Taner I think PK wants to ask you something!>That might make a bit more sense buuuut it's funnier this way>Nowhere to go but up for next time, right?>>78139186(That may be true, but I have to take advantage of the comedy potential)>>78138971It's alright, maybe I should've been a bit more clear.I think so! He's here now so now's your chance! And yeah I can see how that might be off-putting to some people, as long as I know I'm not getting stung I think it's fine!Thank you, that would make him pretty sad.Oh I sure am... we went through Reflection Cave recently and, uh, let's say I'm now a firm believer of parallel worlds....Though, uh, if that's what's happening I did not spot my... largely proportioned counterpart...
>>78138971Aggression is a good way to put it! I've been in a lot of battles where the other person wants to win badly, but this was, um, a little different somehow. I guess it's good battle experience though, so I should be happy about it. We've learned a lot and I'd say we've gotten stronger for it, but I'm glad I didn't start in Kalos first because it would have been, uh, demoralizing. I'm hoping the whole Lumiose city thing will be a bit more friendly, I know I'm not the only trainer from another region who's curious about it, I've talked to a few.Oh, well, that... I mean, yes, that's fine. I mean, I typically sleep in a tent filled with others so the whole alone thing is going to be the weirdest part... Can't say I wouldn't prefer if Star was there, it's been years since I've slept without her, she's small so could cuddle with us both easily enough, but if you'd rather not, she says she's okay with that-- she'll probably sleep in Inferno's fluff instead, that's pretty warm. Anyway, all that to say: yes, of course.Also, the cold won't be a problem for me, I like cold when sleeping! I have one of those pillows that stays cold through the whole night.>>78133316>>78113724>Taner doesn't want any of those flavors! They sound like they'd all stink>He'll take a cinnamon flavor, that sounds nice>Or whatever the Luck Incense smells like, because he could use some more luck right about now>...Taner will not be trying to get Phoxy (or Blazy) on the boat ride but he won't say no if they want to come on it>>78139416>That will put the teams as such:>Team one is currently: Taner, Inferno, Oceana, Repose, Dream, Kaz, Ivy, Zippip, Doro, Otto, Dart>Team two is currently: Star, Lightspeed, Freedom, Whisper, Fea, Cirrus, Eliza, Flow, Julius, Emil, Driploon>I'll get back to my roll on Oceana, Lightspeed, and Repose soon (8, 5, and 6 respectively, for my future reference)>>78139385>Do you want to fly?Depends on the context but in most cases I'd say yes!
>>78139439>9>Cotton looked into the lenses of the camera. Whatever was coming from the southwest was kicking up so much dust that it almost looked like fissures being pounded into the ground.>3>Something did show in Cotton's lenses.>A pair of golden dots in sockets of pure black ink stared back at him. Through the dust, he made out a mouth that looked toward the sky.>It was chittering, and it wasn't the only one on this thing.>The alarms from the Power Plant should've been sounding out right now.>Whatever it was zig-zagged across hillsides and dunes until it continued straight towards the Plant. Position wise, it was about near the dune to Sekhmet's lower left.>That same chuffing sound from before now got louder by the moment.
ATTENTION ALL DEGENERATES.It has come to my attention that many of you want me to do things to you, and so rather than treat each of your demands as individual cases, I'm just gonna make one big pile of curses and hexes and distribute them randomly.Think of it as a Lūʻau of curses. All your requests will be added to the pot, and each of you will be indiscriminately blasted with an undetermined amount of curse juice of an unknown flavor at an unknown point during October.Also I will be very drunk all October and so cannot be held responsible for my actions. It's a technicality, don't worry about it.BERYL I WILL NEED THE FOLLOWING:55 CURSES, 55 HEXES, 55 SPELLS, 55 CHARMS, 55 JINXES, 100 INCANTATIONS, 100 CANTRIPS,100 MALISONS, ANDI think that's about it really
>>78133316>>78139641>Only the highest quality flavors in Kalos, it seems>They raise them but at what cost?>Doro's the last one who'd reccommend Phoxy go on a boat ride, considering her hatred of water>She'd probably enjoy the peace and quiet while everyone else is away on a boat for a little while>Or maybe she'd secretly miss them all and not tell anyone, who knows>>78139715Uhh... I'm not sure if that's the best way to handle it, but thanks for the heads up? I can already tell this is gonna be a really chaotic October. ...Is it safe to be drunk the entire month like that?Also do Drifloon kidnap Mimikyu?
(sadly, last post before work)>>78139638I saw that!(This is a busy day in Pokeverse lol)>>78139715I don't think this is a good idea. In fact, I think, maybe don't do this.Can I persuade you not to do this? At least, uh, not quite like this?What type of curses and hexes are we talking about here?>>78139689>>78138630>Yikes>Too bad we are currently NPCing Cottonball because I'd love to have the live Cball reaction to that>Oceana is now doing a reverse image search on the thing as well as a reverse sound search, not expecting to find a match but best to try>Star speaks over the coms to Sekhmet>"Bogey approaching your location at 7'o'clock at high speed.">Star is going to see if she can calculate the ETA>Taner is going to add"Pretty sure this isn't the monster truck, Repose says the areal feeds spotted a mouth and maybe eyes that were facing the sky on it.">>The alarms from the Power Plant should've been sounding out right now.>Should have, or are?>If they are, Taner will add"Oceana says the Power Plant has gone into alert mode, they are aware of something going on."
>>78139385I can already do thatSomewhatAt low velocitiesIf I float too high the water in my body freezes and it hurts>>78139638The stingers are surprisingly tricky to control when growing up. Thou has to learn to hold things properly without injecting the paralytic venomes into the skins. It becomes instinctual after a while. Many freshly caught Frillish, even if friendly do accidentally sting every once in a whileTis thankfully not fatal. Just very paralytic. Like...Like a limb falling asleep, but for several hours.No? They must have gotten stuck in the cave entrance. I jest.Yes, dying does tend to make oneself sad.>>78139641It is too intense for my liking. Those from Kalos tend to have issues with such aggressive tendencies>Stares in KongWhich is ironic because many of the Humans I doth talk to seem to view it as an easier circuit. I am not sureth why. I'm not allowed to battle nor have much interest in it to be honeste. I have a hard time pulling my "punches" so to speak. It creates issues. Truly? Thou are very generous. There are reasons for this. Reasons which involve want and longing in a fashion. But do not worry, no harm or discomfort will come to thee, especially if thou enjoys the cold. I do tend to run rather cold. It is, ah, a consequence of being mostly water and part Ghost-type.Thank you for adhering to my selfish request. I promise I would not have asked if I did not desire it deeply. It will help bring me...Well, it will help>There's a lot to unpack here with Mr. Blue Jelly, but don't worry, this won't be an RP scene>It will be mostly covered by a couple of greentexts that I will deliver at some point in the hopefully near future>>78139715I would...Like...One moment, I must deploy my PRIVACY SHIELD~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I'd quite enjoy a bottom half for a spell. One with a large posterior and thick, soft thighs. Thankfully, this request is secret and nobody else can see it.
>>78139439>Taner! Help!>Fair fair, you enjoy your cheese you>Sekhmet can't help but smile a little bit at Taner's undying enthusiasm and optimism"Heh, alright Taner, alright. Let's just focus on the job for now, okay? We can worry about my retirement plans after we've made it out in one piece.">She shakes her head in a "Oh, Taner." kind of way. He's such a Taner>She doesn't seem annoyed though, they just are kinda preoccupied right now, and understandably so>You did! Good map!>Yes>Absolutely, but usually having to rest isn't so much a problem when, well, the problem has been dealt with>She can technically keep this form for a while, especially now with her extra reserves, it's the re-compression that tends to be tricky and slow. That's when she's at her most vulnerable>The decompression is usually just gruesome and kinda violent, but fast>Sekhmet's tracker (which is conveniently placed in her earpiece) will blip that she has stopped moving for a moment>She can't quite communicate that back to them (Unless she can with Freedom?)>???>But she did not expect to have to account for what sounds more like a train than anything>It's clearly a "Hold on, gotta think" kind of pause in movement>If nothing else, she'll continue with the current plan nonetheless>>78139689>>78139992>Sekhmet will then turn in that direction and proceed to dig straight towards it>She's not breaching the surface yet, but she's digging a tunnel large enough for anything truck-sized to fall into as soon as it goes over the hollowed ground beneath... And then doubling it just to be sure>But the Zigzagging... That's a problem>She figured it was going in a straight line, and so she dug straight, very worm-shaped>This may complicate things
>>78137057hhhhheyyyyyyyyyyyuhthings have been getting weirderI am going to get a bunch more into robots>>78139715oh boyoh boyI know exactly what to dogood thing I got some uh, extra money, recently>time to run off to get multiple gallons of sweet, fruity cocktails>and mead, if there is any nearby>and also water. Gotta stay hydrated>>78125614all for a good reason I swearalright maybe not so much the pipe bombsmaybe you could argue that they are emotional support pipe bombs/> maybe do ask, it would help figuring out what in the world is this Stibium thinking/> maybe, may have to send her over to pick a model/> uh, after I am done with this Kalos and Paldea trip/> yeah, I don't see really either the civilian applications for a distributed body robot whose only reasons to be are watching, zapping and ultimately burn itself out. or explode. either of>>78131416"Further reason to track them down. And I have a trick for those firebugs.">And also listening with attention, to directions>Sounds like some pretty complicated directions>Not too different as before the bombs fell, probably"I'll check out Azusa, I wouldn't be averse to go all the way to Mado too.">Depends on what is available, really"Tell them I sent you. Also go find my friend Chadley Williams there if he is available, he has been also dealing with these sort of anomalies and well, a hunter.">Nodding"Got that. But that's what the team and tank are for.">Somehow he has held on to Dyne this entire time, despite them gaining weight. Metallic turtles are not really lightweight
>>78114418>>78122276>>78123846>hi>noticing a distinct lack of Red and Blue team labels here>nvm I see we mention it eventually>okay before i finish reading the rest I’m inserting a Dart Performance Roll here>>78126181>>78138658>Red Team spotted>thank you >>78122887>hush>I posted a picture of what they’d look like when Taner and I discussed this a while back>but I don’t feel like retrieving it>just close your eyes and imagine>>78139641>Taner’s on Red team? >Alright>Driploon roll will come after this
(lmaofuck)>>78137619I guess, yeahShe hasn't laid them yet, no. Still pregnantNope, trapped in the mirror world.I think your lack of... 'range' when it comes to pictures makes everything look more intimidating than intendedShame, sorry about that>>78137784Wrong
>>78140178Hmmmm... really?Yeah good call on that one.How would that work? I don't think they're very emotionally supportive.../> Alright, will do! Though I don't think whatever her idea is is Stibium approved, considering she ran away and all/> Yeah. Let me know when and where and we'll get her transfered over/> That sounds pretty messed up...>>78140440I'm preeeetty sure I know my own body better than you. I'd know if that happened to me, how'd it happen without me knowing, huh?
>>78139956It's the most efficient so it -has- to be the best way, no?Sure it is. What, you worried for my ghost liver?They can sure as hell try.>>78139992What's the matter Taner? Afraid you'll be hit with a really unpleasant curse? Come on now, get real.Oh you know, just this and that. Random stuff. The usual. Same old same old. The classics. As per habitude.>>78140017Sounds good.I'll make sure whoever that mysterious individual is, their request will be added to the pile.>>78140178hellaI can always count on you, Sammy>Indeed, she'll need all of those>And so will he>Also, a text message from an unknown number>Actually the number sounds made up, like it wasn't at all sent from a "real" device/> Is this Sam? Hello.>>78140215>aww>Got it, closing eyes and imagining starting now
>>78140178I've doth noticedFake pregnancies and falling througheth mirrors and irresponsible Mimikyu wenchesSomehow, this is the fault of some aspect of humanity, but I am not entirely sure which at this pointRobots?Liketh... Porygon?>>78140440I am beginning to think that thou is jesting againAre thou sure thine occupation is not jestorial in function? Hrm...I blame the females. They are always the ones smiling. We're taught to keep a stiff upper lip at all times like proper boys. And now I don't know how to un-stiffen itTis very vexing>>78140521How wonderfulThat mysterious individual doth be lucky...and, ahANOTHER SHIELD OF PRIVACY~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Maybe perhaps... if I may be greedy...A chance to sample some fine Mimikyu, perhaps?Or if not, perhaps something, ah, delicious? Yes?I am being cretinous, asking for two things, but my presence here is limited and I intend to take advantage of itI can repay thee in FINE SILVER>they're forks and spoons
>>78139992>2>They were sounding! It seemed like at least people within the place were aware of what was happening.>>78140177>77>It turned out, Sekhmet digging a straight tunnel was an incredible idea. Because what this thing was doing was using the momentum to increase its own speed. Because of the own uneveness of Sekhmet's straight tunnel, it unintentionally created a block in front of... WHATEVER this was.>And it took it.>The moment it hit the fringes of Sekhmet's tunnel, it lost speed. The chuffing sound decreased in voracity as the dust began to quit swirling around it.>Stopped, dead in its tracks.>At once, the desert seemed to go quiet.>No sound of Mandibuzz, no errant Marractus, or Cacturne- no. Complete silence, even the wind.>Then...>A deep, drawn out note broke the silence.>Broke? Smashed. It was so loud that it caused the very ground Sekhmet was in to vibrate. Sand particles bounced around, Trapinch were uprooted, rock faces collapsed. Hell, from Taner's perspective, it caused a few windows and places inside the Power Plant to break.>Again. That drawn out, sonorous note of malice.>A whistle.>Chuff, chuff...>A large, hill-like shape turned around in the sand and faced toward Sekhmet.>Did it... see her?>>78140178"Sounds good to me, just... Be careful, Sam.">He said that with all the care he could've said. He nodded at the other directions Sam gave and let out a chuckle."Another hunter in your world? I'll bet he has the White Muu, if anything. Or, maybe he's been using a bike? Wouldn't put it past him.">A metallic-colored turtle!>One made by Eva Grey herself!"Good luck, Sam. I hope to see you soon.">With that, Milton boarded the Maus, turned it around, and sped off in the direction of Victory Road.>The now empty subway, and what awaited Sam beyond, laid just around the corner... Would he make preparations first and contact the Bureau? Or would he go in?
>>78138691>His tail wags at how submissive Anon is>His ribbons guide Anon towards his belly and other areas but not where the illusion of wholesomeness would be put at risk. There the fur is much thinner, with some bumps along the way the fairy’s rather sensible bits. He can squeeze the area, feeling just how warmth, the skin is to the contact, as well as the fairy’s breathing>Breathing that pushes sneaky moans from the fairy while speaking slowly“Oji-saaan you can’t be getting excited again, you are such a pervert~”>Even though he is berating Anon he doesn’t want him to stop“Hummies shouldn’t be getting like this just from some innocent pets”>His pushes his body towards anon’s hands really letting him feel just how much gropeable he is“It’s SOooo gross that your old man hands are around me~ Aren’t I giving you too much of me?”>His paws on the wall he tries to gain as much heigh as he can, a ribbon travels to Anon’s ass letting its presence be known through the clothes“You are getting in debt, and I’m going to take back what’s **MINE** and then some, I’m going to claim you as my **MATE**”>Wha-et lets Anon explore his body a little more, but eventually he pushes both hands into Anon’s chest. Putting an end to the pets>With the scenario set up Wha-et moves in for the kill>He moves off anon and pushes his bag to cover Anon’s crotch while pulling out his old tablet“Ojiii-saan I want your number~ and I’m sure you want mine~”>He waves that thing around with a weird mastery almost as if it was paper“But this OLD thing has not space left, I need a new one, I’m sure you know a ton about hummie tech~”>He sits on the floor in front of anon, his front paws are considerable back allowing him to flash the tasty bits, what to others is an innocent eevee asking for a gift to Anon is an obvious trade to make“A better one with a better camera~ I’m sure you’ll love me to take pictures with it~” **WINK** >He’ll let Anon guide this purchase, tech is his weakness
>>78138101 (PickleKing)That’s funny coming from some weird water mon, last time I checked the land is considerable higher.Our SUPER CUTE personality is also powered by sugar if that’s you question, SILLY. I am not recently anything, I’m just WHIMSICAL and eternally young, as pure fairies are. We are here to ENJOY and ENOJY we will¡Ho I see the CROWNS thingies does look similar¡ although I don’t initially like ghosts I’m warming up to them, the tentacles you have ARE nice looking, but I preffer my ribbons. Why isn’t your kind in my Region? All the strongest mons are in here, that includes me.>>78138332(Doro)W-Would you want one¿ I can do it, if you give me your first egg, after that you can be a happy egg factory.>>78138658 (Tanner)Maybe he is a catcher, and you never knew. Can YOU say with 100% certainty¿ Das rite you can’tI know what’s even better than that, a DAILY good long bath, like the ones I take¡ Maybe you been super scrubbing them before each match, only clean when the cameras are rolling, tehhee~
>>78140590YouWhatHold on lemme set up my own shield of privacy for this, it's a little different than yours so don't be too startled by this===========================================See it's a double shield so it's twice as secure and intimateI'm down to play around with you but you're gonna have to be a bit more descriptive than "something delicious"Like, I'm a shape-shifter, and Sammy likes it when I get real ample and endowed in all the right places, if you catch my driftBut you're more the strictly carnivorous type, right?>Can't say no to decent silverware
>>78140017Oh? I know my illusions weren't nearly as good as a Zorua, must be something like that. Thankfully your venom is just temporary paralysis, could be way worse....Ha. I never got stuck in any doorways, even if some were, uh, not quite big enough. Anyway!It sure does.>>78140521Efficient, but what about accurate?Well I think your ghost liver would probably fine, I just worry about the chaos that's gonna come from this, that's allHeh, sounds about right>>78140675What?! No!! I'm not making any eggs, let alone being a "happy egg factory!"
>>78140017Oh hey, you're still alive!...Wait, I said this last time I think.Nonetheless, um... Well you're still alive!>>78139689>>78139956>The luck incense is the crack flavored one.>Pretty addictive.>Blazy might be uncomfortable with the idea of getting onto a boat.>Phoxy will try to not appear uncomfortable, but she will be terrified internally, knowing she doesn't know how to swim.>Dare you ask?>>78139446>Surprise cuddles.>Dangerous strategy for a fire type.>But still... Cuuuuute...>>78139186(Kemo)(No I'm pretty sure she would absolutely hate it and would kill you for it. Remember, she hated Sharon for an entire year when she briefly turned into a naga.)(Don't think lesbians would enjoy dick, even from a dickgirl.)(Okay Phoxy doesn't have tits that big!)
>>78140873I am not restricted via biome as I doth not breathe. I can navigate land without issue. Unless I get too dry. Then it doth become a bit uncomfortable. Thou is reliant on sugar? Curious. I had not placed this factoid in my book. I shall add it as a revision. Art thou not concerned with diabetes and such? Ah, hedonism, I doth see. Not entirely horrible but not the most noble of traits. Consider the impact of thine behavior upon, uh...Upon others and such and so on.We Frillish are not the most friendly of creatures. For one, we are quite carnivorous. Our touch paralyzes, and then we drag prey down into the oceans to drown them. I would avoid wild Frillish if at all possible. They aren't as civilized as I am.If I had to guess, we are simply not native, or we have been extirpated. Perhaps we are rare there?>>78140873How potentI will reinforced it withTHIS______________________________________________________________________________________________Well, in truth, I don't have as many opportunities to, ah, play with my food without them screaming. So, I was hoping, perhaps, something of a bit more...Technical in nature? Because I also enjoy such things. I am, ah, flexible shall we say? So while yes to carnivorism, also yes to some more traditional lewd foppishness>>78140957Alas, I cannot evolve. Although I think I prefer my current size. I'm already large enough to get by and even eclipse some Humans in height. Granted, young and small ones, but still. Eclipse I do. No? I got stuck in a bottle once. I was exploring my boneless capabilities. Unfortunately I overestimated myself. My old warmthing did not find me for a day. And it even wrinkled my frill.>>78140987Thou seems to think I might be close to dyingI assure thee, I am safe.Congratulations on thine circuitry!>And I haven't forgotten about Kong, don't worry. I'm sorry I've been away so much. I switched jobs this year so I have less free time than I used to. >Before the year's out
>>78140590Nah he's totally carrying eggsTrust me it's the internet, you can't lie on the internetThat, would make a bit of sense I suppose.Plus I doubt water makes for a good... anything, relating to cameras, really.>>78140470Magic
>>78140470simply, it says that you are not afraid of explosive devices, nor their usagenobody bullies someone with bombshave you ever seen a Meowscarada get bullied?/> we'll see. still, maybe she knows some of the inner workings of the organization/> hella, give me uh/> a bit/> yeah they are messed up. made to be built in numbers apparently, the AI hopping from one unit to another as they physically burn out. disposable. specs mention that they are built in batches of five/> like hell, a magneton made of five magnemites but actually those are all electrodes>>78140521get ready for an experience>how many barrels of daiquiri can Sam get in basically Not Las Vegas?>yes>Oh a message>Huh>Either spammers have been getting creative or...>Opening/> yes hello, this is Sam>>78140590im fairly sure Kauket is responsible of her own shenanigans, and not me, and my alcohol aisle purchasessortathere may be a Porygon, but the robot is something else entirely>>78140622"I will. You have my thanks.">Tanks a lot"Definitely using the bike. He's uh, like that.">Basically, cool"See you soon, too.">Dyne does a wave. Metallic or metallic colored, he is indeed heavy for a Squirtle>Hm>Lets see of he can contact the Bureau from there
Alas, my time for the day has cometh to an endeth. I have to go catch dinner now. Good night and farewell to you all. It is a pleasure speaking to you again. Stay safe and healthy>>78140215(mwah)>>78140622(don't think I didn't see you)(Good to see you again!)(have a more masculine MWAH)>>78141250Aurora borealis?Emotional fortitude is prioritized over charismatic variety. I find it another failing of mine kind's society, and why I have yet to returnWe are stuck in the past, pursuing a paradise that is impossible and relies upon suffering. It is self-destructive in nature, and futile.There are reasons why we aren't popular choices. How many Frillish doth thou see in thine line of business? Few, I expect. And they are typically troublesomeAlas... alasOh wellSome other time. Enjoy thine mirrored life>Giant tsundere Pangoro buttocks sitting on face big mommy milkers pressing head between them fat muscled thighs cock buried in-between huge bamboo stuffed gut navel fucking soft blanket-like fur sleeping on>Just thought I'd leave that here since I didn't inject you with Vitamin P today>>78141395Thou supplies her with the alcohol?Truly a marvelous creatureI often wonder why when ghosts perish they resort to alcoholism? Alcohol I find affects me in strange ways. I am far too much water.Is it now? How so? I do so enjoy writing differences in my book.
>>78139715I could sell blessings to counter whatever insane trickery is brewing here, but I WON'T for a price...>>78140957You seem very against this idea, I'd even say you are in denial.>>78141127The solution is simple, carry water with you¡ maybe if you travel in a fishbowl...Sugar sickness is NON-existent for us, we are Arceus chosen creatures and as such all nice things are free of MEENI effects. How come there are books under water¿ I thought Water beat paper... and scissors do too...All those things are hummie words and standards made to keep us wild mons down. Nature is hedonistic, we are all trying to HAVE a good time.Nasty stuff tbhqh, I’d say learning to take advantage of hummies and other mons beats having all those super weapons to hunt them with. After all, what’s better than them willingly giving in their precious candies and FOOD to us.Maybe Arceus smitten all of them away, he keeps watch and only lets the good mons settle, that’s my theory my POKE-theory¡
>>78141127Honestly I think Frillish look better than Jellicent. Something about those giant heads look... off to me. Plus like you said it's not like you're tiny!That sounds really uncomfortable, glad you got found within a day and didn't get lost forever or something. Still, I'll make sure to remember Frillish can fit in bottles.>>78141250Uh huh... well I don't think Tempest, Beryl or Kauket would go that far without telling me soooo you're wrong.>>78141395That isn't exactly the sort of vibe I want to give off, even if it would lessen the bullying...Well no, but I don't know any Meowscarada. I'm sure it happens, sometimes!/>True, she may/>Alright will do/>Doesn't sound very cost-effective if the robots are constantly exploding.../>But maybe he has something figured out that I don't>>78141514What? That doesn't even make sense!
>>78139715Kauket please do not get incredibly drunk this OctoberThat can't be good for... literally anyone you come into contact with, actually>>78141510Sounds very isolating, if I'll be blunt. Not exactly a good environment for child raising.I uh, live in Kanto, so I mostly see Kanto and Johto pokemon. It's a location thing more than anything.>What the fug>Don't worry about it dood>>78141562There's more than just those three
>>78141127Well i don't really know a lot of pickup lines for those I haven't seen in a while so, you're getting that one....Circuitry? What? I'm not an electric type.>No worries!
>>78141582...Who else then?
>>78140957Who cares about that?Don't worry about me, I can live just fine with chaos. It's everyone -else- you should be worried for.>>78140987(True, but that was a human being weird, two things she hates)(Lesbians peg each other all the time, though)(You say that and yet here you are posting some prime chicken breasts!)(Ultimately if or how Phoxy and Blazy get affected by the curse will be up to you. I'm not gonna force a curse onto anyone's char, it's just a convenient excuse to have wacky antics take place and a reason to use to explain them)>>78141127Woah, this might be the biggest and more secure shield of privacy I've ever seen yet!Here, lemme try./\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\I call this one "Landscape of Teeth"Technical in nature, huh? Hmmm.Well I'm not typically one to just sit in one's stomach but maybe I can offer you a buffet of things to sample and we'll see what tickles your fancy.I assume you don't have a preference as to the kind of equipment your playthings happen to sport? Like I said, I'm typically going for the whole kit and caboodle, both above and below, but you let me know if there's anything in there that puts you off.>>78141395My body is always ready>Daiquiri, and mimosa for breakfast, gotta get that vitamin C>Yes>The number is something like 110 101 1001 so that's probably not normal/> Hello my name is Molly. I am a Porygon2 and friend of Doro. Do you build robots?>>78141510(Rip in reeses pieces)>>78141514It'd be funnier if you sold blessings that don't nullify the curse but just change it to something else entirely.>>78141582It's okay it's just for a month.I'm sure whoever I run into will be just fine... After a month.
>>78142090They do when they get hit with the wrong curse or spell!That's... true enough. If these are anything like what happened to me there's gonna be a lot of unhappy people...
>>78140215>driploon roll happening now>realistically his performance should be around a 3/10>>78141510(Thank you)
>>78142090(Hmmmmm)(You know it, chicken breasts are the best part of the chicken. Blazy's tits might not be as big, but I can imagine her with a butt like that one.)(Maybe for a day, but not something that lasts for a while. For story purposes.)
>>78141510(Dawww thank you. Good to see you, too!)>>78141395>There was a text that awaited him.>It wasn't from his handler, no, this was from Amelia./>Where do I even begin with this? Are you still in Kalos?>She sent a worried Jigglypuff emoji.>Rather cute./>The President ranted and raved earlier about these new settlements but I couldn't really give less of a shit. My precious boy's out there in a tank now... I woke up and I don't even know what's going on...
Feeding my Leavanny some berries
>>78141510yesmaybe they get uhtoo drunk to unaliveor something>>78141562its all give or takehmmmmmaybe/> maybe she has some other projects that I do not know/> or something else entirely>>78142090lets gooo>Also some screwdrivers>Very curious number/> heya Molly/> I'm more of a general thinkerer but I know my way around robots, and I know a dedicated roboticist that can help>>78142882>Uh oh>hmmm>Ah!/> "Uh, I am not exactly sure where I am. Definitely not Kalos. Think more Kanto but also not Kanto.">Cute emoji/> "That's because these settlements are our problem for good now. Expect refugees from another world.">Beat/> "Speaking of, I sent one of the hunter locals here in the direction of the Bureau for help. Name is Milton Greay, check the intel on the Bias Sands because this is an important person. If Chadley is on, put him in contact too."
>>78144459>Amelia typed for a moment and erased several times. Then she decidedly kept in./>Milton? He's alive? Seems that Skunks dipshit was full of hot air after all. That'll be something.>She had a thing for the settlements, too./>That's what the President was whining about. What else is that desert going to be used for, anyway? Pokemon don't even live out there. I say it's best we welcome them. Speaking of Chadley, I'll put him through to you now. He's been busy today... Keep up the good work, Agent Pearson.>Mom out.>Son in.>Chadley sounded annoyed."Sam, buddy? You still down in that tunnel? I had to go hunt for another bounty that came on call and I'm not sure I'll be able to get out there in time.">One, if they listened, could've heard Tachibana exclaim "why is it called a flute, though? That makes no sense.""What the hell happened down there?"
>>78140622>Nice>Also just to make sure I'm getting this right before Taner's reply...>It's not actually -in- the hole, right? Just like... Grounded? Stranded? Like uhh>See pic>Something like that?>>78142382Yes but more importantly a lot of people who, after -initially- being unhappy, will realize how much of an opportunity this is, and come back around to being very happy.Ultimately I'm just doing a good deed, y'know? All out of the goodness of my heart. People should be thanking me, really. Showing gratitude and whatnot. In the form of gumballs and ice cream, preferably.>>78142593>3>Bullseye!>>78142768(Definitely. Blazy is more fit, but Phoxy uses her fluff to hide that plumpness)(Sure! Ultimately up to you anyway)(Kauket will just show up drunk, sneeze a random curse on them that only lasts a day, then peace off)(Anyway here's your phox penors)https://files.catbox.moe/ida4b9.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/xv0b9u.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/4j1kfq.png>>78144459ye>That too>Indeed/> That is good/> I have a project I would like to request your help with/> It is both substantial in scope and dimensions
>>78142593(perfect roll)>>78144459Well I'm not blowing anyone up! I'll leave that to Electrode...Yes I think so, maybe not often but it must happen/> Could be!>>78144985Hmm... for some reason I think you're talking about me...But are you doing it because it's a good deed or just because it's convenient and you want to see chaos unfold?...Does that mean you want gumballs and ice cream next time I see you?
>>78144985(Grounded! Yes! Like that!)
>>78144985(Well definitely not that big for Phoxy, that would require a lot of fluff.)(Uh oh, bad Kauket.)(I imagine Phox with a more normal sized dick, but this gives a vibe of "You fucked up. You fucked up HARD. Now you will pay the consequences and it won't be fun.")
>>78145369I'm talking about everyone, including you.Well, they're not mutually exclusive, right?I mean, I always do. So I won't say no.>>78145385(Got it! Perfect)>>78145760(True, true)(It's alright, it's October, she's allowed to be weird and freaky)(Yeah, exactly. Maybe it's a little exaggerated, but it gets the point across. I get the feeling if you're seeing the Phoxcock and you're not Blazy, it's probably because you're about to have a bad time)
>>78144985/> how substantial/> I've got some big designs from this Stibium guy, if you know him/> there is something weird about them all>>78144652/>"Scarred but alive, and hunting."/>"Yeeeeah, better to have new developments, right? And theey need a place to live that is not terminally fucked."/>"Also I got some intel on their legends. It is uh, bad.">On to Chadley/>"Yep. And I got something that will help the hunting, after I get back and work on copying it.">If it can be done>A flute?/>"Met some nice locals, hunted a tank, met some bad locals that ran away with part of the tank I had just hunted, I am going after them to get the parts back."
>>78146553Uh-huh... well I dunno how many people are like me, they might not see it that way...I guess not, but I wonder which is more important to you, that's allWell as long as the price isn't too bad, being in Kalos and all, maybe.
>>78146578>Helping with the hunting? Chadley sounded intrigued."That Prince Kamikaze was not NEARLY worth the price of admission.">Spoken like someone who's had enough of somebody else that's already dead."Oh yeah, the Centipedron. Glad you got it. I myself am hunting something out in the desert. At first, it was the Anihilator, but it's not in the area anymore. Something else came in and shoehorned it the fuck out.">To get the parts... back?>Chadley sounded like he was trying to put all the pieces together in his mind, with limited success. Then, he had a revelation."You're going into that world, aren't you?">He paused."Then... I'm coming with you. Where are you right now?">Serious about this.
(Okay Dart, I'm here to give Incredibat his sidequest)(Ya'll ready?)
>>78148345(here)
>>78146578/> Rather so/> Yes that I do, I was rescued by him initially/> My project is connected to those designs, in a sense/> I would like to transfer myself over to you, if that is alright>>78146815There's more than you'd think.Does it really matter? I can do both so I'll do both.Just make sure not to get gourmet ice cream or anything like that. It's like five times the price for just more fat content. I don't want fat content I want sugar damnit. Get cookie dough also, thanks.>>78148345>And this is for youuu >>78139715
>>78140662(Nice sylve image, I hadn't seen that one before)>that tail wagging only gets anon in a more submissive state>anon's hand is petting but his mind is thinking on other things>being called a pervert by the poke only makes anon harder, as does the point that humans shouldn't be getting like this"Can't help it, your so handsome.">he's feeling even more pinned now, a position anon likes a bit too much>everything Wha-et says is only encouraging it>up the point where he says that anon is going to pay back his debt by becoming his mate>THAT is enough to get anon fully hard and a little "nnnngg~" escapes his throat>so much so that it takes him a full 5 seconds to come down from the lusty haze back into registering everything else that's being said"I">he tries but finds his throat a bit dry and tries again"Yes, i'd like that, let's do that.">he's willing to make that trade, more than willing>sure he may have to max out his credit card but that's okay>actually, one can get a pretty good phone without getting the flagship model by going just one year behind the current flagship and the differences are often minor>even something one year behind is going to be such a far cry better than what Wha-et has now that it'll feel like he traveled into the future>fist, though, anon has to manage to get his legs to move him instead of continuing to stare>that flashing is not helping him get himself under control, and the idea of pictures sent with this new phone... well maybe it's worth getting this year's flagship model anyway>That's his thoughts heading to the cell phone area, keeping his suitcase now firmly in front of him
(he here)(he sheer)(he show no fear)>Incredibat was flying around being his incredible self one early autumn night>It was neither too cold nor too warm. Just right>The location that Beryl gave seemed to be roughly around this spot>It stated...>"McDonnell Farms", and had an image of a cartoonishly happy Gourgeist giving a thumbs (hair?) up>The tagline underneath reads "We put the pro in produce.">Before Incredibat are gigantic fields of pumpkins, squash, zucchini, cucumber, and all other manner of vaguely gourd related vegetables>Smells nice and earthy>Shouldn't be too hard to find your quarry around here>>78148749>Beryl complained he wasn't getting business>Now he's gonna complain he's getting too much business>Crying into his cauldron >But in a funny way
(aaaaa everything happens on the one day I need to go to turn in early, of course)(probably only one or two posts tonight)>>78140017I've, uh, noticed that. I'm sure it's not true for everyone here... It does explain some things, though.>Taner attempts not to be noticed looking up from his Pokegear in Phoxy's direction>It really does seem like the aggressive types come from KalosThey do? I wonder if they are from Kalos... I will say most of the trainers haven't been as intense as the gym leaders.Ah, yeah. The Pokemon Center can heal most anything other than instant death but, it sounds like it's better that you avoid battles anyway if that activates instincts you'd rather they not. Always glad to help a friend, by being a listening ear if you need one, or just by cuddling. It's not selfish to request some comfort when you're feeling in need of it! I probably don't have to say this but just in case, please make sure you aren't in the process of, you know, when you come over. I understand you don't have other options and stuff, but if I SEE another Pokemon suffering I'm not the type who can let that go without doing my best to stop it, so, come when that won't be an issue, or when you've got yourself an animal instead. Again, I probably didn't have to say anything but I want to make sure that I can actually provide the cuddles!>Gotcha>It can be RP or we can do it that way, I'm good for both! Just slow lol>>78140675I mean, he caught Prenne, but I don't think he's catching anything other than that.I caught a cold recently.Sure, maybe, but a -good- bath takes more work than that. They are all plenty clean all the time, except right after a battle and nobody is clean right after a battle.>>78140987>In that case Taner would probably want it to stop burning after like 12 seconds of smelling it, probably smells like skunk fumes>He'll stick to scented candles, thanks>That's exactly why Taner wasn't going to ask unless one of them did first!
>>78140177>>Help>That's my line right now lol"Got it.">That he is>And that they are, though this may have actually helped clear his jitters a bit>Fair>They should have made an eye thing that'd fit her like this>I'm going to say that so long as Sekhmet allows Freedom to do a <link>, she can communicate two ways with her, Freedom probably has used Calm Mind to increase her range too>>78140177>>78140622>>78144985>>78145385>With it grounded in the hole, there is a very quick conversation between Taner, Star, and Freedom, happening at the speed of thought-- Sekhmet is linked in so she may get parts of it too>Basically, Taner wonders if this thing is actually hostile or not; it's not their target and it hasn't attacked them, it may be the enemy of their enemy, and therefor a friend? If they come out swinging though, there's no chance of that...>Star visualizes a box that has "is friendly" and "Isn't friendly" in the top boxes, and then under "fight" and "talk">The only box that has "death" in it is the "isn't friendly, talk" choice>That simplification gets Taner to aquacise>This all happens in under a second, and Star's voice comes over the com>"Inferno, continue as planned. I'd advise the same to you Sekhmet, make that hole into a larger sinkhole as quickly as you can, but don't get underneath it, we'll let you know if the GPS detects that you are.">And Inferno, who has been running to keep up with Sekhmet while she was underground and thus has managed to be somewhat nearby when it fell into the hole, gets close enough to use Lava Plume on the thing that's in the hole, ready to Dig underground himself if it fires something at him>Perhaps his cameras caught some of the action before it fell in, so they could get a better look at it?>>78140521Yes, of course I am, nobody wants to be hit with an unpleasant curse, me most of all. So if you've put unpleasant curses in there, please don't throw them around at random!
>>78140215>>78140521>>78142593>>78139956>You said "Red" before you said "Blue" so I just made Team one into Red and team two into Blue and Taner is on Team 1 so that's how that happened>Looks like Dart's performance, while right in the middle, still puts him ahead a of a lot of the players thus far, including all of Doro's team>He may be the best performer on Team Red thus far, actually, I need to tally this up before bed because it's just going to get harder...>Also Doro's triple dub fail counts as a 0 for all of them, less for me to add up :)>It seems that Oceana is pretty great at it, not all-star level but she's carrying Team Red thus far>Freedom is as good as Dart, it seems being able to use psychic to float the gun isn't really as helpful as one might think>And Repose is pretty decent, better than average due to his ability to hide in the shadows, but he's too slow to move after shooting someone so he often gets hit by the return shots>Okay, Team Red currently has: 29>And Team Blue currently has: 16>Note that less rolls have been made for Blue Team than Red so far so that can still change a lot
>>78148888>what about Team>Starwalker?
>>78148874>4>Inferno was a very lucky Flareon. Because it was able to dodge something that SLAMMED into a nearby rockface. It cracked it in half. Formed over many years of sedentary water damage and wind, gone in an instant.>The loud, ear-piercing whistle sounded again.>This time, though, there was something else interlaced with it.>Laughter.>Twisted, demented laughter...>The hole that Sekhmet made was only a temporary prison for the large object. The ground began to shake around it.>The first thing that came out of the sand was a large, pointed hunk of steel that gleamed in the light of the desert. It slammed down, kicking up dust.>Then 'it' followed.>It was gigantic, easily the height of a Wailord. Dark, ribbon-patterned highlights with blue wisps painted over it. On the front above the pointed hunk, a large chattering skull stared at Sekhmet.>It rattled, letting out a trilling, almost Mightyena-like laugh as two yellow eyes within dark sockets glimmered.>Further up on its main body were rows and rows of what appeared to be cannons, mortar bateries, machine guns, and... some kind of drill. Two smokestacks rose out of the cylindrical type body attached to a craft's abdomen.>Chuff, chuff, chuff...>The large hunk of metal, now recognized as what was called a 'Stantlercatcher', opened up, revealing two gigantic cannons. Sekhmet, who may have been more experienced in weapons, may have easily recognized them as 180 milimeter.>This thing wasn't friendly at all. It wasn't here to talk, wasn't here to negotiate. Whatever intentions this thing had wasn't good.>The moment it stared at Sekhmet, a wave of oppressive dread seemed to wash over the entire desert.>Maleficent. Vile.>The whistle, loud and vibrant.>Would they stay and continue the plan, or would they run?>Because what was in that hole now... was only letting Sekhmet keep it there. This was a warning.>Worse still:>This wasn't even its whole body.
>>78149238>This wasn't even its whole bodyDamn, Caseoh let himself go
>>78141831MeIt's magic time>>78142090Kauket that's not a good thingYou know that, right?
>>78149263(Just imagine, this thing out in the desert and instead of a whistle you hear:)>I AM NOT SHAPED LIKE A FERRIS WHEEL-
>>78145369>>78144985(yes)>>78148888>okay then>As is often the case, I think “Dart should be able to perform great in this” before seeing what my roll actually is >a 5 is good enough for me >Dart probably doesn’t find getting shot in the wings to be pleasant, and it probably happens a lot, but it is what he signed up for >throws off his mid-air equilibrium >Dart also didn’t account for the fact that eeeeveryone can hear him flying around before he even sees them, so it’s probably pretty easy to take cover or counter attack >thank you again for keeping track of things >also nice quads >I haven’t seen mention of the fact that paintball’s usually an elimination type game>with rounds>and stuff>Is everyone just shooting each other over and over?>might get a little hard for people to keep track of their points >but they’re all fictional anyways so I guess that doesn’t matter too much >as long as we the narrators know
>>78148749You think so? I feel like I'm the odd one out.I... suppose not, at least not too much.Well I'm glad the worse option is cheaper at least. Ice cream and cookie dough. What about cookie dough ice cream?>>78148791(large gourds)>>78148888>Quads>Too bad that wasn't a roll>>78149319Shush!! It doesn't work that way anyway!
>>78148791(he miss my reply)>stakeout >Last time this was discussed, I’m fairly certain it was stated that the pumpkin woman would be around Sharon’s property>So after Beryl presumably informs Incredibat of this new location off-screen, the Gliscor will be thoroughly navigating a new unfamiliar environment >He’ll likely sit up in a tree somewhere>scanning the area >before maybe relocating around various intervals>One can only hope he doesn’t miss anything>But he has good night-eyes, he’s fine>Either A. He’ll be in a nearby tree when the pumpkin moves around and makes itself noticeable >Or B. He’ll land right in front of the large Gourgeist-shaped squash he sees sticking up in the field>Either/Or>He’s a silent flier>So, Gliscor jumpscare may be inbound
>>78149238>>78140177>For a moment, all the eyes in the RV turn to the screen>Oceana quickly freezes the feed on her own computer and turns back to it, seeing if she can get anything from that>She puts it into a Pokedex, not expecting a result but figuring she'll try>As for Inferno, he's going go retreat back to his Friendball which Sekhmet has on her person... somewhere, may be hard for her to get to it without arms but Freedom can give Inferno the cue to come out if needed>Right now, he's pretty sure that move would have killed him in an instant, and he is indeed very lucky>The others are coming to similar conclusions>Some options are considered, attacking it head on only considered for the very briefest of moments before being dismissed-- even for Sekhmet this is not a good matchup>They were expecting something like maybe an Ultra Beast, but this...>Heck, even for most -Legendary- Pokemon this thing is not a good matchup"Inferno has retreated, we recommend you do so as well, the safest route to retreat is staying underground, head in the opposite direction of the RV and we'll regroup at the start of the Route near the city.">If she can, Freedom will beam the most clear image they got of the thing into Sekhmet's mind>Oceana has already identified the 180 millimeter canons and any of the other weapons that match those available in their reality and is looking for weak points even though retreat is now the plan>The smokestacks might be a weakness if they can block them, should it come to a fight... or if they can make the munitions explode, seeing as it has it's ammo inside it's own body...>Repose is still keeping track of the areal view and all the other feeds>Star says>"Oceana has analyzed the images we've gotten of it. This does not even seem to be the whole of it. It may have extended tendrils or other obstacles underground, proceed with caution."
(Goodnight everyone)>>78148917>Is Starwalker on Team Blue or Red? Or do they just multiply? >>78149457>>78149565>>78139446>>78139638>I have to confess to having never played paintball irl so I don't know what the standard rules are>If you say it's elimnation that's what we'll go with>In which case Taner and a lot of others were out pretty quickly>I suppose they just do a walk of shame back to where they were and wait for the next round then?>In any case, now making the roll for the next 3 in order of last digit backwards: Whisper, Dream, and Fea
>>78145369maybe you could juggle Electrodesemotional support Electrodes/> molly contacted me/> lets see what happens>>78147326/> "With a name like that? Yeeeah.">What an experience/> "Sheesh, the upgunned truck and trailer? Wonder where it is.">Yeah/> "Yeah I am. Got some guidance from a fellow hunter here, gave him the direction to the Bureau HQ because he is gonna be of great help, especially regarding Eva.">Hmm/> The subways by the anomaly entrance in the Kalos Victory road. Get ready, trip may be long as I find the Hunter's place.">Yeah/>"Also uh, bring a cleanup crew, for the Centipedron remains.">>78148749/> I seeee/> rescued? well, that sounds good, to me/> ah, got a design in the mind? most of those seem well engineered, but I can't but feel that I have not been told why are they designed this way/> you can come along, I am home(This of course being after the ongoing tank hunting)
>>78149579(he fly while i cri)>It was, but then I got another idea>So let's say this is right next to Sharon's>Good ol' pumpered kins>The fields are patrolled by all manner of Pokemon>Although patrolled is a strong word. Pumpkins don't attract many pests due to their tough shell. >A large number of Pumpkaboo seem to ambling about the place, along with some Oddish, an Ivysaur, and a couple of Herdier>At one point they even look directly in your direction, give a friendly nod, and then continue on your way>Your presence is acknowledged but not seen as hostile or unwanted>The Gourgeist seem to be less common, but they do tend to camouflage a bit better than the persnickety Pumpkaboo>And as said, Incredibat has good eyes. Incredible ones even>There is at least one Gourgeist laying on its side, lazily conversing with another of its kind"So then I says to her I says, there's no way a camel with a hump that small could fit in a door that big">What an enlightening conversation>>78149415>The legend of the 1x1 lego piece
>>78148791>Good>He can use his own tears as ingredient>Who knows when Femboy Tears might come up as a reagent>>78148858(Classic Taner moment)>>78148888>Whoops! My bad, feel free to use this post to roll for:>Titan, Cirrus, Eliza, in that order (3rd to last, 2nd, then last)>>78149319Howso?>>78149565Nah, you really aren't. Trust me.Yes.Yes. Both.The holy grail is cookie dough ice cream cake. I've had Taner make it once or twice but it's a lot of work. Can't just buy it like that.>>78149820/> Yes but I have left since/> I cannot answer all the questions, but I have some information/> Very well, I am coming>The next thing has a file attached to it>Open file?(Of course)
>>78149664>4>Freedom was able to do so!>Among other things, Oceana managed to find: six mortar batteries capable of launching armor piercing rounds, an electrical cannon, two ATM missile launchers, and that drill was able to hook into things.>The smoke stacks, an analysis proved equally fruitful. Those did hold some kind of power to whatever this thing was. Targeting them would've been the ideal situation.>...>66>The dubs of truth, so this cool stuff can happen early. I'm actually so excited to do this. Consider it a cliffhanger.>From behind a row of cacti near where Inferno once sat, a deep, baritoned voice cut the tense air."Found you, you slippery bastard. So, this was where you went, huh?">The 'thing's front skull looked down and chittered, letting out that same laugh."Still as chatty as ever.">Tap, tap, tap...>Boots clacked against the desert sand as a shadow waltzed through the rows of prickly desert fauna.>It... was a man.>Built like a truck. Had to have been in his early 30s if not 40s. With grayish black hair styled in an aerodynamic sense, a red headband fluttered in the hot wind. His brown eyes matched the color of his almost tanned skin. A leather jacket, a Kevlar vest, jeans, and combat boots.>And...>On his back was some kind of weapon. It looked like a rocket launcher, but it must've been experimental, because it had multiple barrels and loading racks on it."You aren't running from me this time.">Who? What? Where? When? How?>He tapped one of his ears, revealing callused hands stained with scratch marks. The opal ring on his right hand brushed against a blackened communicator."Maria. Fei. I found it. It's near the damn factory. Some civvies are here, too. Get your asses over here.">Once done, the man unfurled the rocket launcher, and it came together in one clank."You ought to be worth more than a fair share."
>>78148874>I'll do my best to help you if you help me, that's what friends are for :)>Yeah, it may have!>Maybe, but then again underground they wouldn'tve seen much anyway, and while she's above ground, well, it's probably easier for Inferno to follow her like a cameraman>That probably works! They're not hundreds of miles apart or anything, so it's probably good enough for a true Psychic type>Sekhmet believes that whether or not this thing is friendly because it's not their target is irrelevant>When cops stumble on a life or death situation they treat -everyone- as suspects, since even what appears like a civilian at first glance might turn around and stab them the second they have their back turned>Even if this thing was going for the truck, the fact that it now has gotten stuck in a hole means it is just as likely to turn on Sekhmet and attack, even if that wasn't its initial goal>Unfortunate if that's the case but it's just the nature of such a dangerous mission like this, you can't take any chances>And so >>78140622>Sekhmet proceeds do dig around in a circle, enlarging the sinkhole to get the rest of beast down in the hole, while keeping to the sides as to avoid getting crushed by it on the way down>She's not exactly keen on staying so close to it once it's down there with her however, so she'll eventually stop and turn to dig into the rock and away from the hole, to put as much distance between it and herself as she can, and letting Inferno do his Lava Plume>But then the following happened>>78149238>Uh oh>The pink snake blinks a few times at the rising monstrosity of cannons and various other types of artillery>In this form she might've been absolutely massive, but she certainly didn't look nearly as threatening as a literal tower of weapons stacked on top of each other
>>78149238>...>"Well, shit.">Is the single thought that reaches everyone on the psychic link>The silver lining was, of course, that it hadn't attacked yet>It was just warning her>Or was it? Was it just playing with her, waiting to strike as soon as she'd retreat?>She's momentarily frozen as she receives further instructions>"Uhh...">At least she's not attacking, if anything she looks like she's definitely getting the message, as she slowly backs away by slithering backwards, ready to dig away if the cannons so much as get pointed in her general direction>It's a very "Sorry to have bothered you sir have a good day" type of display from the giant pink snake>>78149664>Honestly at this point if she can't store it on her person she might as well eat him>Like yeah he'll black out for a second but at least he'll be safe>And his ball is likely down there waiting for him just in case>Indeed, Sekhmet is currently thinking it's a very bad idea to attack this, as she is slowly backing away>And so she'll indeed retreat>Slowly at first to avoid taking her eyes off this thing>But as soon as it so much as aims its guns at her, she'll dive underground and disappear as fast as she can, away from the power plant and RV>Sekhmet appreciates the extra clarity but she's gotten a pretty good look at the thing as is, and decided to nope outta there>Even her scaly carapace is not able to withstand that kind of firepower>"With caution??? No fucking shit!">She usually doesn't lose her cool during missions, not even during the factory, but yeah... This is something else(And goodnight!)
>>78150182>>78150197>>78150207(Do not worry, backup is coming... Also, my luck, timing.)>>78149820/>Wish I knew.>Chadley didn't seem plussed at all, and instead confirmed with Sam./>I heard about Milton at least. Can't believe he's alive. Though that begs the question now... where the hell is Cagliostro keeping Eva? We need her.>Minji and Kimiko were quarreling in the background./>Girls I swear to Arceus, I will turn this White Muu around...>He grumbled and got back to Sam./>Already made preparations for a cleanup team to come in. I'll meet you down in the subways. Should be able to track your location with the Dog System./>Have to admit, this ain't my first time traveling to another world. But fuck me, Sam. You're important to me. I am not letting you go to that shit alone. Even if Mho and Dyne are badasses.>Beat/>And I'd be lying if I said tank combat doesn't have me excited.>A kid at heart.
>>78150318(They call me Ladybug, because I bring bad luck to everyone I RP with. Like Brad Pitt in Bullet Train)>Funny thing is these would be the EXACT SAME WORDS someone would use if they were tracking down Sekhmet, down to choice of using "slippery" due to her current form>Thankfully, she doesn't think anyone is after her -this- time...>Hopefully this human somehow distracted Sir-Guns-A-Lot enough for her to put some distance between them>She'll have to forgive him for not staying and introducing herself currently, she's still not sure what exactly that thing wants with her, or anyone for that matter
>>78150153>I made this sweater with my tears, Squidward>They are, in fact, a valuable reagent>That'll teach him to open his big gay mouth>On another note I will have Beryl come up with a request for Kauket>Once I come up with something amusing enough>>78150432(I remember telling you to see that)(fuk the critics they didn't know SHIT)
>>78150153Because alcohol makes your judgement disappearI don't want to find out you turned someone like Doro into a fuckable plushie or something while you were on your bender
>>78150432(Hey I totally get you. Don't sweat it. Enjoy your rest!)
I sleep like this, but sometimes I like to sleep like that when I’m there and not here.niniiite>>78141562STOP DENYING>>78142090I'd just take their money and say this is a valuable life lesson. Teach them about our Fairy-hood.>>78148768(I scoured e621 for everything sylveon related huehueh)>Once the verbal contract is signed, he stands up and covers everything again“Yay, now I don’t want you distracted I NEED you at yourn TOP percent Oji-san”>... Ribbon lightly slapping Anon out of whatever trance he currently is in“EARTH to Oji-san are you OKAAY¿”>Wha-et might’ve broken him again.>The road towards the tech section is enough for Anon to calm down, and Wha-et will help him by... distracting his mind“SOooo how you found the poke-chan Oji-san¿”>Who cares about credit, there is debit, savings account, surrender all mortal possessions to the eevee>At the tech store Wha-et looks at all the fancy things on display, he doesn’t know what any of the numbers mean, he just knows size and price of all the things in it.>He truly stares dumbfounded at the bright screensavers>(After the whole tablet thing I have nothing else for the mall, in case you want to take them somewhere in it)>>78148858Who knows Tanner, you are his best friend, make sure to keep him leashed 24/7Should stop hugging both the fire and ice vee, you SHOULD know that by now.Stinkeons :3c
>>78149680(goodnight!)>>78149820I think my emotions will be negatively affected by Electrodes, especially juggling them/>Oh good, alright I'll leave you to it then!>>78150153Really? That's pretty surprising, but I'll take your word for itGot itSounds pretty good, doubt I could eat much of it myself though. As for making it I'll leave that to Taner, I don't think I'm on that level yet.>>78150749Why wouldn't I deny something that isn't true?
>>78151013I'm not surethey are such lively individuals/>yeah>>78150153/> thanks/> first, lets get youuuu here/> open file? yes>>78150318/>"Some island way off apparently. May be a siege.">Uh oh>Oh wait it is just the girls/>"I see the family man is having family issues yet again"/>"And thanks. More tech we can work on understanding, and less tech for certain individuals.">Yeah/>"Speaking of systems, I;ve got here something worth checking out when we are both back in the labs">BS Controller, of course>"They are not the only badasses. My entire team is badass.">Utter confidence/>"Hah! Me too."
>>78149878(I think I’m officially unreliable with reply times, don’t hate me) >Whatever works>squash are stupid >The Gliscor wouldn’t benefit much from antagonizing any of these locals>So he’ll just keep blending on in>Though it’s a little harder to differentiate one pumpkin from another, hopefully that’s not an issue>Special eyes>All he knows to look for is a female Gourgeist, he has no idea what distinguishing features she’d have>he was kinda hoping it’d be obvious>So now he has to play the guessing game>Does she even have a name>Does she know Beryl exists>How can he possibly figure out if one particular Gourgeist is The One>Either Beryl supplied some info on this, or Incredibat’s just gonna have to pick up the first female Gourgeist he sees and call it a day >no this conversation is not enlightening
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>>78150481>A valuable unlife lesson>Good>gn(Did you? Well, I remember seeing it at least)(ye)>>78150610It's okay become I came up with this plan while I was still sober. I think.How would that make Doro any different than he currently is?>>78150679(ty u2)>>78150749True. The lesson that you should never trust a Fairy.>>78151013Yeah the others are just too afraid to post here and reveal themselves.That's because you're not a Fairy. And that's okay, you don't have. You can just ask Taner to make more so you can offer it to me in turn.
>>78151173>And so Sam opens the file>It appears to put a Porygon2 png on his Pokegear screen>The Pokemon image then just sort of... Becomes weirdly holographic, like a magic eye picture, growing in a foreshortening perspective until... Oh! He's holding an actual Porygon2>Molly is a little smaller than you'd assumed. She's only slightly bigger than a large rubber ducky, rather than the dog-like size they're supposed to be. Rather she's closer to a not particularly large cat, if anything."Hello.">Her voice comes out of his Pokegear>She stares at him with her duck eyes and blinks twice"Thank you for receiving me."
>>78151013You are denying so much it wraps around.>>78161052NO¡ Fairy-hood means we don't mess with each other AND help.Anything bad it's their fault for signing deals with their bad language through a bad internet
>>78150610Why's that the example you came up with?>>78161052I guess, just kinda hard to imagine there's that many, you know?True, true. Wha-et has a crazy sweet tooth too. And I'll do that, hehAlso that would be very different from how I am!!>>78162696Because it's false, duh!
>>78161052That's, not a good thing to question, KauketAt least you can hear him right now. If you're into that stuff I guess.>>78163255I was tired
>>78163354Riiight...Also, I can read what you post you know
>>78151173/>Devil Island... Motherfucker. I knew it.>Chadley groaned aloud./>Don't tell anybody else I said this but I may be the first Orrean man to actually get... engaged.>An engagement?/>A new system? The hell? I guess Milton gave you something good? I'll have to peep it when I get there./>Admittedly, I'm using the White Muu, but I'm curious if this Dr. Batou that Milton mentioned does custom requests, because I'm on that shit. The White Muu is good, but it ain't my style, y'know? I like speed. This thing's more of the damaging type.>Chadley paused and then spoke again, this time with some sadness in his voice./>You know that village we're going to, Azusa? Supposedly, that was where that lady, Maria was from. Maria's surprised to hear she has somebody else who has her name- Mariya feels like a more appropriate name, and Maria told me she stylelizes it that way anyhow. But- besides my Dusknoir, no- that town's where the "INVINCIBLE SOLDIER - MARIA" was said to be from. Their graves are in Mado, but she was from Azusa along with Hanta.>He talked as though he knew a lot. Perhaps he'd been combing the files while Sam was doing all that mess?/>Also there's a good chance we might be able to fix a lot of wrongs with this world that the Hunters aren't able to. Maybe it's just... how I still feel about Icirrus, but I want to help.
>>78161091>Molly may notice that Sam is currently in his workshop, by his computer setup and multiple CRT monitors>And that there are a few other such monitors in Sam's computer setup, in his workshop. One of the other monitor showing the Stibium design files>Sam watches as Molly undigitizes in from of him and...wait, she seems a bit smaller"Heeeya.">Defective voice modulator too?>Blink"Thanks for coming.">>78164994/>"Yeeeah, that.">Yep>"Engaged uh? When's the wedding?">Hah>But also seriously/>"Yeah it is basically a remote controller for the tanks. As you can see, it would be a priority to work on it.">Also other things to mention later, like the laser/>"I'd also like to meet him, though the Vlad Prototype suits me well. Maybe something to boost your bike?">And then comes the hard stuff"Maria, Mariya, uh...maybe that is one of the anomalies Milton mentioned. Something is bringing back tanks that were already destroyed, I hope it is just tanks.">And if not, what else was brought back?>...wait, maybe even Milton himself...?/>"I get that, Icirrus was more hell than I wish on anyone on multiple lifetimes."
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>>78167206>"I don't know yet," Chadley sighed. "Layla proposed and everyone got jealous as hell.">Sounded like a man on top of everything except the consequences of his actions./>"A remote that manipulates tanks? Interesting. Bike boosts are another thing I'm excited about.">Maria, Mariya./>"Mariya's my Dusknoir, Maria's The Invincible Soldier. Confusing, I know.">Milton himself? Perhaps. Or, maybe... he didn't end up dying at all, and Skunks was full of hot air?>Then again, nothing was as it seemed in that world./>"It still haunts my dreams. I've been getting therapy about it, but... shit never goes away, man.">Soon the sound of Chadley's White Muu cascaded down the subway. Sure enough, there it was, coming up with the headlights on and, for some reason, Kyana sitting below the cannon.>"Sup, Sam?" she yawned.
>>78163255I know a guy who wants to be turned into panties for a girl to wear. Only girls though, he's not gay. He made that very clear.Makes sense, yeah. And thanks.I mean, maybe a little, I guess.>>78163354Why not?Hmmm, true... I guess he's closer to a talking sexdoll, you're right about that.>>78167206>Molly indeed notice that, taking note of all that old tech laying around>And look at that, files she's familiar with!>She scans her surroundings for a moment from Sam's arms, before returning her attention to him>Defective? Zap please, Porygon can't normally talk ;'("I would like to inquire about the files you have received. Specifically the design documents for Model-09/AM.">Beat"I would like one such model to be built, with certain modifications."
>>78169552That's... I was gonna say really weird, but I really have no room to talk...No problem!It's very different! And I'm not at all like a talking sexdoll, stop that!
>>78169552>Wooosp, I thought we were going for voice synthetizer as default hardware for Porygon"Uh, wew, I thought that one was supposed to be more of a special project.">Browsing over to the Model-09/AM design specs>And the comments about "resource intensive one off prototype" and "mark for special project model""But, do tell about the modifications. I like a challenge.">>78169336/>"Well, lucky her for the first move! I am sure it will work out."> Hopefully/>"Yeah, thats why I plan to reverse engineer the remote. And check out what the DOctor can do.">Maria, Mariya...oops/>"Ah fuck, I misheard that.">Time is a fuck too/>"I think it;s for life, man.">And then, here comes Chadley>Time to pop out the hatch"Heeeeya."
>>78169880Yeah? You wanna be turned into panties, Doro?You think so? Maybe a little bit like one.>>78170156>Well unless you're telling me Stibium's Porys have a specially designed addon for that or something"It is a special project, yes.">But...?>Sounds like she wants one anyway"I would like it to be refitted exclusively for transport of passengers, supplies, as well as distress response. No weapons.">Pause"... I understand it will be very costly. I am ready to provide any assistance required, as well as act as the vehicle's AI."
>>78169552Because it means you weren't in a proper state of mind when you made your plansYeah. All he does is take it
>>78170598Definitely not, can't see the appeal there. I just meant I also have some, uh, weird tastes. ...Like the, you know, getting eaten thing.I do! Don't listen to Crimson's lies!
>>78150749(Had to do your research I see lol)>The contract is sealed>this anon would probably sign away his soul for this so what's his signing away his credit score in comparison?>broken anon auto repair program in progress, please wait (insert dial up tone here)"Understood!">he goes to salute>sadly he can't exactly tell his libido to just go away as easily as all that and it was>the distraction will in fact help"Uh, a Pokemon porn site linked to it.">what type of answer did Wha-et expect out of that one>he probably was looking at more than one site to find an adventure like this but this is the only one where a Pokemon was talking who might actually take him up on it>anon would and mentally has already done that>you can fascinate a sylveon with a screensaver of bright colors>anon takes note of this for later>(my brain is empty of ideas)>(anon might consider taking the sylv to a candy shop but after the phone he doesn't know if his credit card will actually support that... probably)
>>78150182>That's a lot of things it has!>Lightspeed writes them all down quickly while Oceana calls them out, then he quickly switches to finding the best routes of retreat-- easier for Sekhmet than for them with the RV, but thankfully they are pretty far away already >Freedom relays that potential weakness to Star and Taner who will tell Sekhmet if it comes to that>Inferno's second hat may not have gone into the Friendball with him, so it's still recording the man and what he's saying>Oceana quickly does a reverse image search on his face if she gets a good enough view, if he's on any social media ever, that may find something...>Taner has heard Chadly's voice over the phone, is this him?>In any case, Taner is hoping the guy's rocket launcher will work on the thing because he doesn't fancy the odds of even a beer trained human against this thing>>78150197> :D>Yes and yes>Cottonball maybe works as part of a psychic link mesh system at this point>All good points and making the decision even faster, not that it'll matter in mere moments afterwards>Perhaps that extra sinkhole distance will buy them or the human who shows up some valuable seconds>>78150207>>78149238>Lightspeed gives her the exact direction, by the clock, to go based on the one she's currently facing, to avoid piles, cliffs, and other obstacles>The others are going to be ready to air with the retreat in some way, Cball is instructed to move ahead of Sekhmet in the air to make sure the way forward is clear>Taner is getting in the driver's seat of the RV, but he'll be slow driving, since he has exactly 0 experience behind a wheel>It's possible that with Inferno's second hat that was filled with cameras now on the ground near the human, they also have visual and audio on how all that is going even as they retreat>>78151013(thx and good morning!)
>>78149680>>78151013>>78149457>>78139446>>78150153>So the roll for Whisper, Dream, and Fea was 0, 8, and 6 respectively>Apparently Whisper's small body size and ability to blend in-- he painted his protective armor green-- really helps him out a lot, he's often the very last tagged out>Dream does pretty good as well, her dancing tendencies make her hard to hit, as anyone who's battled her would know>Fea does okay, like the Psychic Pokemon he may start out by relying a bit too much on his extra ability, but soon learns that just because he can stretch a ribbon around a tree to fire at someone doesn't mean that's actually helpful in reality>Titan, Cirrus, and Eliza got 1, 5, and 3 respectively>With Titan on Blue, the teams are:>Red: Taner, Inferno, Oceana, Repose, Dream, Kaz, Ivy, Zippip, Doro, Otto, Dart>Blue: Star, Lightspeed, Freedom, Whisper, Fea, Cirrus, Eliza, Flow, Julius, Emil, Driploon, Titan>Scores are now:>Okay, Team Red currently has: 37>And Team Blue currently has: 41
>>78171176>I'm surprised the team scores are so close>At least this way Doro and the others don't have to feel like they pulled down their respective teams too much>Doro at least will still have fun even if he's losing badly>Though he may secretly lament that he can't use his illusions once he realizes he's doing so poorly, just a little
>>78170598>As part of the restoration process. Maybe not all Porygon have it for a reason or another"Yes, uh, but?">But?"Sorta like it is supposed civilian purpose, as a fast transport. No weapons can be done, my associate can understand, hah!">Considering that one of Roboanon's designs was basically, Blade Wolf...
>>78171176>And almost forgot to roll>Mnemonic: Dewotts are blue so Otto goes in team blue, Mienshao are lavender which is kinda close to red so he goes on team red>Last digit is Otto's roll, second to last is Emil's
>>78170613No? That's not what I said.Yeah. Well, unless you're also a woman. Then you both do.>>78170708Oh yeah that. You know I think I'm the only ghost who hasn't eaten you yet.Alright then. I'll listen to yours instead.>>78171136>Like a relay for the Psychic link? That'd be funny, but maybe!>Yes, and perhaps!>Sekhmet will make sure to follow those directions>Taner better not crash the RV! This is why he should've learned from Sekhmet while she was driving :P>That's possible!>>78171176>Titan is... Not very good at this. He's used to using his mind for things so his average paw-eye coordination isn't the quickest especially when he has to manipulate man-made objects>Cirrus is dancing much like Dream, he might even be mirroring her moves when they happen to be face to face, making each other very hard to hit!>Eliza isn't doing too bad for her first time with something like this. She's not familiar with the rules so she makes a lot of mistakes, but her accuracy is pretty good(Also I hope your Saturday wasn't too much of a Saturday!)>>78171868>Maybe!>A small ducky nod"We will require a lot of medical equipment as well. I would also like additional equipment for humans, as they are harder to treat than Pokemon.">She looks around the workshop"Do you have a hangar?"
>>78171136>The 'thing' blew that loud whistle again, though this time it sounded in shorter, quicker bursts.>Chadley's voice over the phone had been deep, but a lighter, softer kind. This man, meanwhile, sounded like downed whiskey and chocolate milk."Blow it out your ass, you overgrown ticketbucket. I'm gonna send you to the scrap heap.">At that moment, an image flashed upon Taner's screen...>It was a poster! And what was depicted? The train itself!>WANTED! "Hades Central" - This WANTED is extremely dangerous and large. Bearing resemblance to a train, it has numerous cannons, artillery and mortar batteries, gadgets, and ammunition. It is responsible for terrorizing the desert south of La Puma, and has destroyed numerous settlements and villages over the years- most notably, Casa Buena. Hunters are advised to either bring a whole party filled with tanks or proceed into battle with the utmost caution. This outlaw will NOT go quietly, and any attempts to reason with it have failed. Beware of its whistle and smoke attacks, as both can induce fits of paranoia, poison, and dropsy respectively. It is also capable of using its smokestacks as rocket and salvo launchers. A highly sought after bounty- FIRST TIMERS, DO NOT ATTEMPT.>REWARD: 200,000 Gold, 600,000 Pokedollars>The man raised his rocket launcher."First of all, let's crack that 'Protector' of yours," he grumbled.>The Hades Central blared again, the distinct 'chuffing' noise starting back up.>Obligatory: https://youtu.be/tVo4Mk9aAzQ?si=LrRQ6mVF7Q7TrQEy>The man pointed his rocket launcher in the direction of the Hades Central and fired!>The moment he pressed the ignition button on it, three separate compartments unlatched. He took a knee as the front barrel *expanded*, multiple rockets loading themselves in at once.>TNT Paranoia Deluxe - Salvo Mode Activated!>An entire parasol pattern of ATM missiles spat out of the launcher, the man not moving or flinching, even an inch...(1/2)
>>78172252Um, well, I can think of a few others... but yeah, I suppose you haven't. ...I don't even know if you're into that sort of thing.But I'm not the liar here! I'm telling Arceus's honest truth, I swear!(Also I didn't mention it earlier but Sekhworm is cute)
>>78172252You said you don't remember if you were drunk or sober when you made the plans, and if you were drunk, that's not a proper state of mind...what?
>>78172438>Each one hit the Hades Central with a satisfying explosion. But each time it did, a gigantic, blue barrier of energy bounced each one in another direction. It kept doing that until the 40th one hit it, at which point it cracked... coming to pieces all over the desert sand.>The Hades Central shook it off and blew its whistle, but the man had done his job! It's 'Protector' was broken!>The Hades Central raised the two 180 millimeters cannons and fired! Two explosions rocketed the ground where the man was standing, a firey plume of crimson for each one. Those would've no doubt blown Sekhmet out of the ground if those were aimed in her direction. But this man didn't move a muscle. A blue barrier, much like the one the Hades Central had, surrounded him.>The Hades Central let loose a burst of machine gun fire! Two of the artillery batteries on top took aim at the man and lit up the sand in volley after volley of bullets. Each one bounced off of the blue barrier, but the man had to roll behind a rockface for protection.>He jumped back out, raising his rocket launcher again. This time it loaded one salvo.>Twelve rockets cavalcaded in the direction of the Hades Central. Bursts of light sliced the air, downing a few, but the rest went through. Each explosion battered it, and yet it still looked raring to go.>...>Using rolls! 6!>The rumbling of a tank entered the ears of Taner. In fact, it drove right past the RV.>Scratch tank.>An armored bus.>A literal bus with armor plating, cannons, and machine guns.>What."About damn time, Fei," the man called out. "What did you lose yourself in the gorge?">"Sorry, sorry," a voice replied from inside the bus. "Maria, you good with getting out to help?">As soon as he asked that, out of the bus popped a woman. With fiery red hair and a blue vest, she looked straight out of action movie rather than a hunter."Sorry to keep you waiting, Apache," she said with a chipper tone.>Who WERE these people?(2/2)
>>78149680>me neither Taner>me neither>But I do know that usually, when someone’s been shot, they hold their hand up to indicate they’re out>and then just wander back to the start zone til the round’s over>>78171176>Fea should probably just use his ribbons as gun holsters, that’s the best bet >Dart probably has no idea who Eliza is>or Zippip>someone’s gonna need to fill him in on the fact that Fea created more Fea-spawn>It was probably off handedly mentioned like a year ago, but uh yea>wow there are a lotta people here
>>78170156>Out popped Chadley.>Boy, did he look the part of playing somebody in a post apocalypse already.>Leather jacket with shoulder pads, matching pants, boots, a bandolier for ammunition, a Team Skull necklace, and riding gloves.>Kyana let out a yawn and walked right over to him. Though, it was probably very clear to Sam that the way the Houndoom's eyes glazed over her Master may have been for more than just show.>Her face would get stuck that way!>Chadley let out a sigh, his now clean cut hair ruffling in the cold wind of the subway."So, what's this about a system?" he asked, cracking his knuckles. "I'm curious about it myself.">"I'm more curious about when I get to start kicking ass. You know how much I love trouncing punks," Kyana growled. "Especially those who just come into towns and *steal* people.
>>78172252>Taner can only learn so much from watching!>He'll probably be okay enough out here where there aren't any other cars or traffic laws to really worry about>>78172252>>78172438>Yup, not Chadley... but he must be nearby, if that call was any indication, or somehow knew this was coming>Something to think about later>Taner and others are surprised at the casual hacking of their equipment but Oceana and Star work to quickly memorize that before it goes away>Taner speaks to Sekhmet"So, we just got a report on this thing out of nowhere that gave us info, the relevant one being that its whistle and smoke attacks can cause mental damage or poison, so don't attempt to listen to its whistle.">Fea is watching the battle continue on Inferno's cameras and reporting in, while Repose is watching the one on Sekhmet and the air view more closely>It is at that point that Taner starts driving and so Star will take over commander role completely>Oceana meanwhile is looking up "La Puma" and "Casa Buena." Are those real places in the world? And what if this person, was just picture on any social media websites?>Star narrates what's occurring>"The man is engaging the beast with rapid-fire rockets...">>78172770>>78172252>"The weapon he's using appears to be far beyond most I've seen.">She says, as if she wants to get her paws on it>"We are using Cotton to keep an eye out for the Original target. If we can make enough distance between ourselves and this we may still wish to engage it; confirm?">Freedom waits for any sort of "feeling" back from Sekhmet with that>But then, something else happens>A tank drives right past the RV!>Now, Dredd, being on watch, would have seen it coming for a while, so unless it appeared out of thin air (did it?) they had at least some warning of that and were probably trying to get away>"There is a tank heading in our direction, the others are preparing to possibly engage."1/2
>>78172770>>78172252>In reality though, it seems like it drove right by them, but close enough they could hear the people in it speaking...>Did it drive all the way to Sekhmet to get out, or are they getting out right next to the RV instead?>>78171577>>78171868>>78172252>>78172802>As it turns out, most of the players playing this game for the first time aren't doing all that much better, though it is surprising how many of them are doing well, too>In any case, it's still fun, though some, like Taner and Doro's team, could wish they stayed out on the field longer-- it can be frustrating to have to go back to the starting point so soon after the round starts each time>Poor Titan, but at least he's in good company... none of the psychics other than Star seemed to do all that well and Star only slightly counts in that group>Dart will in fact be told that Zippip and Eliza are Fea's kids... maybe by them themselves, as they are able to speak at this point!>It is a pretty big showing for the Paintball Games of 2025>And in the end, the scores are thusly:>Red Team: 45>Blue Team: 50>Overall, pretty close in the end...
>>78151742(I mean...)(You know who I am, right?)>It won't be much of an issue, no>Although the fields generally look the same, they can be easily differentiated by size, contents, rows, etc.>For a Gliscor like you, attuned to the finer senses of spotting minute details, it's actually quite simple>Beryl described her as being easy to find apparently>And also somewhat aggressive>It's probably not those two, so your eyes presumably continue to scan around>As time passes, you'd gradually realize that there are more Pokemon here than you thought>And for every five - seven or so Pumpkaboo, there's a Gourgeist>There's a LOT of Gourgeist here. You count at least fifty of the damn things, and that's just in your peripheral>Any intruder would be set upon by them and presumably smothered>An effective defense>Only problem is, how can you tell which one is THE One?>As you sat in your spot, your superb bat hearing would sense>Something>Coming up behind you
>>78172485Eh, sorta but not really. Though I've certainly had Sammy in other places before. Still, that doesn't mean I don't know a million other ways to have fun with you, regardless.I guess I just feel like I should probably respect things between you and Tempest. Not that you haven't slept with Crimson a hundred times by now, but that's different.Besides, you're giving me enough to entertain myself as is.Uh-huh. Sure, whatever you say, sexdoll.(Cute? D'aww thanks! Maybe Doro will run into her in that form sometime)>>78172536I said I was sober. At least I'm pretty sure I was.You heard me.>>78173154>Fair!>And also true. That and no cops to give him a ticket>>78173154>>78172438>>78172770>Since it appears like these guys have things under control, Sekhmet will be happy enough chilling as far back as she needs to be to avoid that whistling and smoke>She doesn't have a blue barrier>She might consider getting Inferno's extra camera hat once things have calmed down (if it survives the display) but for now, there's no need>Sekhmet responds on the link"I wish him the best of luck.">A pause, then"If the original target is more of the same then I'm thinking we might as well just send these guys in instead.">Since they seem to know everything there is to know about these things>And then Dredd warned everyone about that tank bus thing>>78173239>But then it drove past them anyway>Sounds like the bus has stopped next to rocket launcher guy>Indeed>Titan doesn't mind, he likes spending time with everyone doing things like that, even if he's not good at it>Oh yeah, they probably haven't properly met Dart, have they?>Yes>Not too bad, yeah!
>>78172252>Thinking"But, still equipment for both human and pokemon, right? Doubt I could pack an entire pokemon center. Maybe a healing amchine if I had another one, still would need a way to help humans.">Now that is a tricky challenge>The workshop is packed to the brim with equipment and salvaged material. But there is enough space for a small vehicle....which means, not Molly's completed robot"Uh, it is a garage at best. I could try getting more tarps and shipping containers containers.">It is already a mess by what can be seen from the outside>>78172883>Completely unlike Sam and his usual attire, bar the Silph Scope>Though flannel and jeans help"Hey, le me show you.">BS Controller equipped, as he slips down the turret>Hm>Lets try some knobs. Turret? Turret>Mho also comes down, and has something to say to Kyana>"They GENOCIDED my species! Would you believe THAT!?"
>>78173556>Another little nod"Correct. The model can be scaled from its initial measurements if necessary.">Looks like that simply won't cut it"We might require additional resources.">That too, might not be enough>Perhaps his NPC friend could be of some help?>Or Sam could call up some friends for help acquiring said materials and storage space>Maybe even a favor from the rangers if he's gonna be using this vehicle for ranger work. Or at least, get Molly to help with ranger work
>>78173154>It was indeed Chadley who sent that message. Who had heard local reports from the Power Plant about it.>How had he sent it? Literally just randomly sending it to every IP within the Power Plant area.>Champion of Hoenn and Alola and he literally just guessed instead of sending it to Taner like a normal person.>Professional.>Oceana did not find anyone relating to whoever these people were on any form of social media... "La Pluma" and "Casa Buena" however, came up. They were local settlements within the Paldea region...>As for how it came past the RV... it appeared that upon closer inspection, the 'Bus' had something installed on it that Dredd would've found familiar.>An 'Ambush System'. Specially geared for making a tank quiet.>>78173239>To answer, they had already driven to Sekhmet by that point. (Expert narrator.)>>78173400>For now, it appeared that they did have the situation handled... That wasn't going to stop them from being epic, though.>Apache fired the TNT Paranoia DX!>Missiles slammed into all sides of the Hades Central.>The red haired woman, Maria, got on her knees and pulled back the bolt on an anti-material rifle. She aimed, the red scope shimmering in the sunlight.>With one shot, she pierced right through the top skull on the front of the Hades Central!>00>DUBS!>The Hades Central's parts were damaged! It couldn't use its smokestacks anymore.>The Armored Bus' machineguns whirred and unleashed salvo after salvo, pelting the Hades Central. It then unfurled two hotboxes of rockets on the back part of its chassis. Sixteen missiles, large, the kind you'd see torpedoes used, rained down on the Hades Central!>Massive damage, a few of its cannons were broken.>The Hades Central reeled back, its wheels going into the sand hole that Sekhmet had made... then it lunged forward with a mighty blow of its whistle!>Maria dodged, but it hit Apache and the bus head on!>The blue shield around him still held..."My jacket..." he grumbled.
>>78173400Fair enough, was just curious, that's all. Like that whole event you've got planned?I understand, but that Crimson part isn't true! It's nowhere close!I don't know whether to take that as a compliment or not...No, you stop that! Not a sexdoll no matter what you or Crimson say!(She is! It's the face. In person the size probably makes her a lot more intimidating though. That would be neat, they haven't interacted much surprisingly. Or maybe not since she doesn't really post in the thread)>>78173239>The three of them don't mind too much, honestly Julius probably has more fun just making small talk with whoever else is stuck at the starting point>In the end it's less about the game itself and more about hanging out with friends>...Though it does feel nice for Julius and Flow to be on the winning team, even if they didn't contribute much
>>78173556>Chadley gasped as the Prototype Vlad's cannon moved up and down."Dude," was all he said.>he seemed incredibly interested in it, even looking at the controller itself."The hell is that?">Mesmerizsed, but Chadley regained control of himself."Cool as hell. Also, don't worry about the situation in the desert, I think they've got it handled. Some of the people at the Power Plant said they've spotted what look to be people from uh... *that* place.">He scratched the back of his head, limbering up."So is Kauket coming with us? I imagine she doesn't want her favorite technician to end up as a spirit without her having some say in it," he teased.>Kyana barked.>"That ain't right worth hell, big man. I was angrier when I heard that Growlithe and Houndoom were often used by those gangs as bazooka dogs to get rid of tanks. Come on! We're better than that! I know we're better than that!">She flicked some fire in her jaw and spilled some embers.>"I'm gonna rough them the fuck up. Those Grapplers and whatever Noah's machines are."
>>78171111(I supposedly have around 50GB of sylveon, I love data hoarding)>He rubs the ribbon up and down his arm, calming him a little to what is possibly the worst money decision he’ll do“Huh, and you instantly went for the cute ones~ guess I got to you before the others Oji-san”>Wha-et lays the trap, preparing to roast Anon if he instantly asks, ‘WHAT OTHERS?’ he is such a brutal sylveon. >He keeps the whole adoption scam hidden, better not confess to doing online crimes>After a solid minute of just staring at fascinating shapes on so many devices a clerk comes to address Anon>”Hello what can I help you with?”>This startles the sylveon and he gives Anon a dose of his big BLUE eyes while tugging his arm towards the clerk>This is kind of unusual of him, maybe the tablet put him in tablet baby mode, it now looks like he kindly asking anon to get him one.>”Are you looking for a device for you or for your Pokémon?”
>>78173665"So I have been noticing. These designs are well designed, if overbuilt for their purpose. Maybe you know why? Or this Stibium merely has not many concerns for costs?">A lot of A and some of B, actually"Well, I recently came across some windfall in monetary resources, and I could get some extra funding and help from the local government. Orre has many remote places, and dealing with emergencies there is a tremendous hassle.">>78174075>Up and down, and rotate, and wriggle>Handing it over for examination to Chadley"Yeah. Just don't press the Laser button, supposedly it is tied to a satellite weapon.">Which satellite in which world, who knows"Oh excellent, it was getting me worried. A whole truck of weapon could have not been any easy. wait waaait, hunters are already coming in?">Oh dear"Actually, I think Kauket is asleep.">>78173665>Please confirm current Kauket status in these shenanigans across time and space>I wouldn't be surprised if she slept through a tank battle
>>78173922>Indeed, that they sure were>Sekhmet watches relatively safely from the relative safety of her little big hole behind the Metal Slug protagonists>Looks like that's it for the smokestacks, thankfully>Hurray>Once it falls back down into the hole she's starting to think it might be in the bag>But then it lunged back out and blew its whistle!>Oh no!>She doesn't have a shield but she is behind someone who does>Still, she hides back down underground to try and get out of that whistle's range>She doesn't need to become paranoid at this point in time>Shame about the jacket, though>>78173957Granted, I'll happily do it if you'd like me to, hehehe~Yeah, that too! There's gonna be a lot of things in there.Alright, alright. Maybe just two dozen times then.It's a compliment of course. I offer nothing but compliments.Like when I call you a sexdoll, that's a compliment too.(Maybe! But a cute face can still be cute even if huge, right? And yeah, there's that too. She's usually too busy to post online. That being said Doro is often with Taner so it's not unlikely she would run into him again soon)>>78174496"They are designed to be as adaptable as possible, able to be modified, and modify themselves. However, I do believe funding was not a concern either.">That's more or less all she knows, or just about. I think"Is that so? Perhaps we may be able to secure additional funding from the government, in that case.">She has no idea, since her Orre might look pretty different to this Orre>Oh?>She might not be there, since she's working on her hundreds of hexes for Halloween>However, if Sam's life would be in danger, she'd be there>But if there's a bunch of people with him, maybe she doesn't have to be>Ultimately she's not gonna just let him die, it depends on the situation
>>78174795>oop>Hidingmet
>>78174321(that's a lot of sylveon)>that's both calming and somewhat arousing to the anon, of course>but he does seem to have got a handle on himself somewhat quicker than last time, he just has to not think about the words Wha-et used... mate... until later, later he can think of them a lot>instead he focuses on what was just say"The cute ones and you most of all, cuter than any... wait, what others?">hook line and sinker>anon will stare at Wha-et as Wha-et stares at the shapes>he hadn't seen any Pokemon in person other than some rats and birds until now so the elegance of a sylveon in the flesh right in front of him, even one staring at screens, has him captivated despite being with said Sylveon all day>anon gestures to Wha-et"It's for him. We want the best we can get.">whatever it is, it's working on anon just as well if not better than the demands
>>78173400>>78173922>"Affirmative; we shall direct you to avoid anything abnormal that Cotton spots on the way back.">The only disadvantage to that is no payout... but you can't get a payout when dead, and these things aren't quite the bounty that even Sekhmet typically goes after>Taner honestly can't think of anyone he knows who'd be willing/able to face these things and live, he's battled Pokemon champions but would Lance's team have any luck not dying to that? He's unsure, but he wouldn't want to try it if -he- was Lance>So they continue to retreat, the RV and Sekhmet both going their separate ways to the City, even with Taner's slow driving what would normally be hours of walking going by in minutes>Meanwhile, Oceana continues to look up what happened to La Pluma and Casa Buena, did these things destroy this world's version, or another's? And if it was this world's... what do the news reports say?>Dredd has been in wars (if far back) so he might very well know what that is>As prepared as Taner and Sekhmet may have thought they were, it was nothing compared to these guys>While Repose is watching both Cottonball and Dredd's camera feeds most closely, Fea continues to watch the battle>Lightspeed has Whisper keep track of the map for a moment while he makes sure that Taner is driving correctly-- he actually seems to know a bit about how cars work, somehow?>It seems the battle is going well for the humans, all things considered>Star has made them mute the feed, so the whistle can not be heard by anyone inside the RV, it may not work through an audio feed but she isn't taking that risk>As for Sekhmet>"Do you wish for us to send an audio feed at high volume to block the whistle?">>78173957>It feels better for everyone, I'd imagine, with the battles being so close in the end-- even if it's clear some were carrying the team more than others, it's not like anyone but Fea is going to tease about it, and even he's a good sport so not that much teasing
>>78174821(It’s never enough)>he leans into anon when he answers that until the “what others”>Then he gives a very dissmisive while turning away from him“**HUMPH** YOU’D like to know DON’T you! our date isn’t even other and you want more, Oji-san’s greed knows NO bounds¡”>He gives another playful crotch attack, not painful but causing him to flinch once again.>The attendant stares at the fairy, to him he is a brain-rotten fairy, he can feel the lack of wrinkles and zero attention spam, and stares back at Anon... Must be some deadbeat dad and the family’s pokemon-pet.>Whatever the client asked for the best maybe he is trying to scare the mon with big numbers“Sure Sir, this right here is our newest model, just released to those who want to get the early season shopping done, it currently is (Big dumb number)”>He expects Anon to quickly decline any talk about such a price...
(Goodnight, all.)>>78174795"D'you think we should share the bounty with the civvies, Maria?" asked Apache. "I'm not one for that normally, but they managed to lure it out here.">Maria laughed."I think that's a fine idea. Let's give 'em a third.">For now, they decided to keep on fighting.>>78174858>The Armored Bus fired machinegun volleys and homing torpedoes at once...>8>Big damage to the Hades Central!>"You really are a tough customer, huh?" the voice inside the Bus said.>Taner retreated...>In the meantime, Oceana's searching about the locations turned out to be fruitful. They were both built rather recently, and had a lot of amenities. Of note, there was something else, especially in Casa Buena, that stuck out to her.>Casa Buena was noted for having a vibrant... vehicle scene! People here tended to modify their vehicles each which way and that. Cars, buses, planes, boats- even tanks! Maybe those people were from there?>>78174803>The Hades Central blew its whistle again, this time revving up. The ground shook as the 'chuff, chuff, chuff' filled the air."Hey, Fei!" Maria yelled at the Bus. "You got the 'Ambush System' on, right!?">"Sure do," replied 'Fei'. "Let's see if it works.">The Hades Central fired a drill cannon, the spinning appendage went along the ground... >3>...toward where Sekhmet was hiding! Damn! It must've been a heat-seeker!>0>As soon as it was within ten metes of her however, it was pelted by a missile and exploded without a fuss!>"There we go," hummed Fei. "Working as intended.""This fuckin' thing needs to go down yesterday. Maria, you have any ideas?" asked Apache."As a matter of fact...">Maria went to Apache, whispering something in the latter's ear. He gave a few nods."Alright, just tell me when to shoot.">He got into that crouching position again...>Maria only smirked.
>>78175153(understandable :P )"ah, no, I didn't mean it that way!">he totally meant it that way"none could be as handsome and cute as you though!">he tries to backtrack even through what his brain tells him is pain even if it isn't>anon blinks at the number as his brain short circuits"that's in paldea dollars right?">that might go over his credit limit>he may actually not be ABLE to buy that phone, he's already purchased so much today, just how much has he spent? His credit limit is in the thousands, but not the tens of thousands"I'll get it...">he says with fear
>>78174858>Goes to show Sekhmet hasn't been around for so long because she's the strongest, but because she knows when she's outmatched and it's time to dip>Even if she were to somehow uncompress even more of her mass to the point of becoming some kinda 2017 Godzilla tier freak, that would not make her flesh any more resistant to huge freaking exploding howitzer shells. It would just... Take more to get through it, while also leaving her a bigger target anyway>And she doesn't make a habit of taking on anything that she deems she would need to spend more than even half of her entire supply of mass and energy on, since she's so unlikely to make a return on that anyway>So really, her best bet right now is to just let these guys handle it, and hightail it (literally) if it becomes very apparently necessary>She's not about to die for gold she could otherwise get elsewhere, albeit much more slowly>Sekhmet is not fully going back to the city yet, rather watching from her hole. But it won't take much for her to do just that, if needed or called upon>Dredd's war was fought mostly in a more traditional sense. No tanks or guns but just a hell of a lot of Pokemon with armor and serrated bits>It's unclear if he knows what that thing is but he might have some idea>Looks like the warning about this job not being for "First Timers" was justified>Lightspeed might know about cars from watching racing on TV?>At Star's question, Snakemet thinks for just a short moment, then sends via the link"Yes please, Pink and white noise playing simultaneously, thank you.">Pink? Coincidence? Maybe not. These tend to cover most of the higher frequencies, so she might just be making sure to cover her bases
>>78175229>She'll hear at least that part thanks to her superior hearing (at least until she gets blasted by noise to avoid getting aztec death whistle'd)>So this is nice, a third isn't bad for basically luring it out and then hiding>Hey my actual post was 5!>But that works>Sekhmet barely gets out of the way in time for the missile to do its thing and get rid of it!>Yay!"Thanks!">She lets out in an echoing voice from her not-so-safe tunnel of safety>Maybe she -should- return to the city after all...>But you never know what could happen then(For now, goodnight!)
(And it's time for me to sleep too, goodnight everyone!)>>78175318(btw, I have been informed via Discord that Sekhmet and co probably -can- in fact handle the Annihilator, hence Star's change of heart coming up, but of course I understand if Sekhmet still says "nope I'm done with this" lol)>>78175229>>78175318>>78175336>Indeed, all of those are very good reason to run>Sekhmet will hear>"Incoming missile, 4 o'clock above!">But then it's taken care of>After she's gained some more distance and the white/pink noise that Oceana quickly pulls up has been on for a bit, Star will note (via the link through Freedom)>"The notes on the one we were going after put it at a different class entirely to this. If we get an opportunity to take it on I believe our chances of success with our original plan are still quite high. Even if they can take it the reward would be beneficial. The danger we are in has decreased in fact; with the possibility of more capable friendly backup nearby. But it will remain up to you, of course.">Having made her pitch of going for the gold, Star has Oceana pull up the white and pink noise as asked and sends it through the coms>Star isn't pitching it too hard, just offering her two cents on it-- with them already getting a third of -this- one's bounty, that's more than enough to pay for all the expenses of this attempt and then some>Oceana notes the result of her search... are both of them still standing?>These don't seem like they could be Revavroom but then, who knows... they DO seem alive, in some way
Hush now quiet now, I'll go to bedniniite>>78175299>He giggles at anon doing damage control“Yeah PRAAISEE me¡”>Everyone stares at Anon, even Wha-et is staring at him, he is not good with numbers, but he knows from vibes alone that number isn’t a good one>Maybe he truly broke him, Arceus how will he make it up to him... he feels a genuine want to make all this worth it, until now this date wasn’t that super expensive compared to a normal one... That is if the whole transaction succeeds >The attendant changes straighten up and quickly takes out a box with the brand-new device from behind the desk and a card reader.>“That’ll be XXXX Sir”>The moment of truth... everyone is holding their breath... Even the ribbon loosens their grip on anon, the last winning play...
>>78175532just saying, I will get there with the backup batteriesuhmildly late>>78174795"That uh, explains many things. But what is their purpose, to be so advanced. I doubt that it was for manual labor.">Highly modular, parts can be taken from downed or decommissioned robots to repair similar models, less cheap models being capable of limited self repair. But, field procurement systems, more advanced self repair systems and self modification run on experimental AI protocols designed for higher end (and thus costlier and hard to replace) variants.>Model-09/AM may be just one such variant"Yes, exactly! And then we could begin the work.">Thinking"But first, we need to work on the blueprints.">That also makes sense, I was putting the hex-o-rama after the tank hunting>>78175229>>78175503(See you)>>78174496>>78174075>(Somehow, I forgot Mho's part)/>"What, like SUICIDE DOGS?">Mho is visibly horrified, even beyond previous information>Horrified and angry
>>78175532>well Wha-et asked for it so of course anon is going to comply"We all know Sylveon are the cutest but you are cuter than all the rest of them, and more sexy too. And smart, i've never seen another sylveon online before so you must be the most brilliant of them all!">he's not used to doing this but he has an idea of how it's done>the vibe is fear>if anon has spent under $2000 so far, he can probably make this but wow he'll be having to work for months to pay it off, he's never heard of those numbers before>nothing in the small town ever cost that much!>gulp"right, of course.">He gets out his credit card, hands slightly sweaty>1-8 and his card will do it, 0 or 9 and he gets declined
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>>78173294(A ginormous hater)>Incredibat probably wouldn’t ever want to set foot on the ground here>Staying up high is kinda his thing>But for the sake of the argument, let’s say he’s raised up on his tail >That’s the one circumstance where he’d bother landing on the floor proper>Eyes glazing over Gourgeist after Gourgeist, slowly losing interest in this good deed as the tedium overwhelms him>Hes obviously gonna turn around if he hears something behind him >Not exactly a fan of being snuck up on>Rotating, on his tail>like a sentry turret >I sincerely hope that picture’s unrelated
>>78176248(how dare you)(I'm ejecting you from the Dart fanclub)>There would be, directly behind Incredibat, a number of limb-like hairs arranged in a "grabbing" position>The moment that he turned around, they would immediately shift to a more neutral pose, though not nearly so quick as to be unnoticed>A rather sultry giggle disrupts the air>The shadow below you looks a bit odd. A bit rounder than you're used to>Either you've put on a considerable amount of width recently, or...>The shadow elongates, seeming to stand tall as an absolute unit of a Gourgeist emerges from it>She stands tall, a specimen approximately the size of a large Human, so clearly of the Super-Size variant. If you had to guess, she's about six feet in height.>Or two meters for you metric memers>The digits of her hair fidget as she lets off a predatory smile, a dangerous glint in her eyes"Well well well... who have we here?">She puts a limb to her mouth and chuckles naughtily, her other arm coiling around her gourd like a python"You seem so... cool and collected. How brave, how interesting~"
>>78176379(Why would I be in the Dart fan club) >of course>Well at least Gliscor’s about 6 feet tall as well>probably measured from tail to head though>so not actually that giant>Classic Ghost activity>I would never be caught using the metric system>Hm>Yeah this classifies as aggressive>Gliscor, only seeming slightly off-put, raises a nonexistent eyebrow”..huh? Oh, you introduce yourself that way with everyone, don’t you?”>He shakes his head>He’s only 65% sure this could be the one, but he’ll keep playing it off til he’s proven wrong >He leans back a bit “Sorry lady. But I’m just visiting.”>He’s just gonna take the opportunity to talk more since his mouth’s open “I heard this place is good for makin’ friends. I just wanted to check it out. Know what I mean?”>improv
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>>78175689https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4i7nyCmLyAk
>>78174795Well... I can't pretend I'm not at least a little curious...There sure is... I've been keeping up with my practicing at least, not sure how well it'll translate once my center of gravity changes thoughNo! Still way too high!Um, not quite the sort of thing that comes to my mind when I think of compliments...(Very true! And that he is, plenty of opportunities while they're in Kalos)>>78174858>Fea can't help himself, but at least he holds himself back a little(also good norning!)
>>78175689>He is bad at it, but the intention is what matters“Aww Oji-san you are just saying that~”>Anon fumbles it big time, he could have it all and now the silence hangs in the air>The store has seen this multiple times, there are few things faster than the clerk dismissing the whole thing and pulling out a laminated sheet from the desk, it has a quick roundup of the store’s catalog>“Ha, that happens to me every week, here we have a list of all the models we handle... ranging from price, storage, resolutions... this one is last year... the cameras on each one... the manufacturer... warrant... extended warrant”>The Fairy turns his away from the whole thing, maybe he put too much pressure on poor Anon"Gambate Oji-san">His ribbon firmly grips Anon’s arm, and rubs against it, going full comfort and re-assurance mode.>Wha-et goes back to stare at nice screensavers while the clerk keeps yapping non-stop... Ooo there is one that makes bubbles when you touch it...touch... touch....
>>78175677>>78174496"Is she now?" he huffed. "Boy is she in for a rude awakening when we encounter a 'WANTED'.">He looked at the BS Controller up and down and marveled at it. Marvel at it wasn't the word, more like mesmerized. He tried it with his own tank and all the bells and whistles were there. With a stoked 'hoho', he handed it back to Sam.>The news on hunters."Yeah, and from the looks of it... they're pretty famous ones, too. Can't put my finger on who they are, though. The only thing the locals have reported is that they're really good at combat and have an 'Armored Bus'. Turning a bus into a tank, huh? Hell.">He scratched his head, a bit sheepish."Now I *did* press that button, but it just said "OUT OF RANGE". So, I guess it's a satellite in that world.">Professional.>Kyana growled.>"They used them as glorified sentries. They'd put them at the front of caves and watch them hurl themselves into Bounty Hunters. We had bazookas strapped to our back, sometimes noisemakers and machineguns. Sometimes we won, but it was most of the same most of the time. All dead.">She stamped her front feet.>"We're supposed to be Houndoom, Growlithe, and Arcanine- and they reduce us to some kind of guard dog that can just blow up at any point!? Grgh!">Chadley wrapped his arms around the now hot Houndoom and patted her horns."Relax, Kyana. You're still a badass hellhound in my book.">Kyana blushed at that, letting out a little bit of embers.>"Yeah, whatever."
>>78175336>Maria perked up, her blue eyes widening in surprise."Did I just hear a...">Apache flicked his head."Yeah, was a... dragon of some kind. It slinked underground after I came in.">How the hell had he SEEN her?"Nice scales, too. Healthy coat.">He readjusted himself while Maria shrugged."Guess she'll have more to pretty it up with, then?" she teased.>6>Maria took aim, her scope once again shimmering in the desert sun.>33>DUBS OF DOOM!>The Hades Central generated an intense burst of steam...>Apache blinked."Hey, Fei-">"On it.">The Armored Bus took the lead!>The Hades Central rammed forward! The Armored Bus took the front hit, 500 SP worth of damage!>That hit would've knocked Sekhmet out of the desert and all the way into Lumiose.>The Armored Bus' Sub-Gun was damaged!>"Aw, you rat," Fei groaned. "I just had that installed!">The Armored Bus' rebuttal!>5>Fired the Main Cannon and Sub-Gun!>Due to it being damaged, the Sub-Gun didn't deal as much, but Main Cannon ripped through the Hades Central."Alright, Maria. Are we ready?" asked Apache."Yup," she replied, giving Apache the thumbs up. "Fire those missiles when you see me wink. Fei, if you can, deploy the...">"Oh, the Shark Hunter?">Fei let out a loud, heartful laugh.>"Just what are you up to, Miss 'Invincible Soldier'?""Wouldn't you like to know, 'Falcon'?">>78175503>Both towns were in fact still standing. La Pluma, in fact, had recently undergone renovations. Due to her digging, there was also some notes on 'technology obtained from an unknown source' in the form of a 'computerized device'. Whatever that meant.
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>>78173239>Dart’s gonna go easy on the new kids>Because he doesn’t want this fresh set of Fea-babies to hate their uncle>He’s going to shoot at them slightly slower>Still gonna stay evasive though >Dart doesn’t really look forwards to having to scrub paint off his body >So he’s trying really hard not to get hit >Driploon’s absolutely trash at this game, but he appears undeterred in his enthusiasm >It’s super easy to shoot him down
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>>78182460>>78175336>Seems Sekhmet has been spotted in her not-so-disguised form, it did stand out a bit to be fair>Fea confirms from the camera feed that they made the right choice in retreating>Maybe with the bounty from this they could buy a weapon like the ones these guys are using, though ironically Sekhmet isn't very likely to need a weapon like that after this anyway, and hopefully Taner isn't ether>Still, Star wouldn't mind having some overwhelming firepower if things get nasty at some point, she wants those guns :)>Perhaps they can give the recording, what's picked up of it anyway, to these guys after the fact, maybe they'd like having an after battle video? They probably have recording equipment of their own, though>Oceana gives that info to Freedom and then considers it>Casa Buena was listed as destroyed but is in fact still standing-- so ether it was rebuilt after a disaster (easy to check), the events were kept hidden, or this thing did indeed destroy a Casa Buena from another world and was brought here by Hoopa or some other cross-dimensional-event>In any case, it looks like she won't be getting much of it's past online, but they might want to send others to check up on those towns if they are currently moving to the future that creates... these things>>78183940>>78180782>>78173400>That's very good of Dart, others will probably be doing the same just because they are kids>We need to do a scene where Dart and Zippip/Eliza actually get to talk, maybe between games?>The disadvantage to not having any armor-- having to scrub paint>Dart may be so focused on not getting hit that he lands less hits, that'd make some sense>Driploon has the advantage that people have to look up to see him, at least>While a 3 is low, there were a lot of pretty low scores this round lol>>78180782(And good morning!)
>>78181835"It's all true!">anon is content to study the list for a moment to hide his face which is red now for an entirely different reason than normal>it was probably something like .99 cents over his credit limit, he suspects>But for now, he glances at the sylveon's current phone to see if it's an iphone or android and then realizes just how old it was, he should have known from the camera>he finds last year's flagship on there for 1/10th the price of the new one, these things devalue so fast"that's a good one, I've heard people talking about that one. Maybe it's better to go with the one that has tons of good reviews already rather than the bleeding edge, who knows it might have another bendgate or Note7 coming.">sour grapes>but he's not wrong this one was well reviewed and way better than what Wha-et has now>his credit has no trouble with something in that more reasonable range and so Wha-et still gets a new phone>anon decides he's going to install some apps like the ones the poke is being distracted by right now
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>>78186006>The clerk’s face while amicable tilts a little, wondering if anon was already familiar with these things why he went with the obvious overpriced deal in the first place>”Haha yeah, that was a wild ride to be in”>Once Anon regains his composure the sylveon happily cheers as he drags him out of the store>”Come back soon” >Once outside Wha-et puts his paws on Anon’s stomach and asks for the new toy“Yay Oji-san I’m so proud of you, now gimme~”>His ribbons make the give it to me motion, this might be the first time the sylveon is asking for something instead of straight up demanding it.>If anon hangs him the thing right then and there he’ll have to content with his challenge: pulling Wha-et out of a shiny new super thing.
>>78187497>the clerk is missing a key detail that he'll never guess at, that being that anon was trying to impress his date by getting the best of the best>he feels like he's managed to come back from that embarrassment tho"thanks.""of course, let's fine a place to sit down, I can help you set it up if you want?">he finds a bench and sits down, then hands Wha-et the phone box, watching him open it>some actual wholesome time spent together between horny man and poke? what is the world coming to>anon is no IT expert but he is the type of guy that people around the office ask to help fix their stuff sometimes so he knows enough to help guide someone through the set up>he's had to reinstall Windows XP from scratch on his work computers repeatedly, his job doesn't realize anything after that OS exists>he has an alarm on his own phone that will go off when they are 20 minutes from their reservation time because it seems like something he could have forgotten>until then he'll be happy to watch a cute sylve having a good time with a phone>...he does make extra sure to show how the camera works though for some perfectly innocent reasons i'm sure
>>78187789“Yay, Oji-san, teach me eeveerything you want to”>He does snuggle next to him, not really getting most of what he is saying but happy that he is there to transfer everything from his old device to the shiny new one.>If anon wasn’t distracted he would easily be flustered by how close they seem to be.>The fairy toys around with it until Anon shows him the camera.>He has been using the old tablet for so long that the high quality and his own spent face flashbangs him.“Ho my Arceus look at my fur, we still have THINGS to do before dinner¡”>He puts the tablet in his backpack, currently resting on anon and drags him out of the mall>With the mall far in sight he heads to the metro, he is thinking out loud now going over his plans“Before Dinner we need to reach your hotel, you need to service me and take a bath but before all that we need to visit the 'Pink Zone'”>And with that the fairy and Anon are once again in a metro car heading to yet another part of the city.
>>78188495>this might be the first time anon has been this close to Wha-et without having a raging hard-on and instead just being happy in a normal date way>still not what most would consider normal because of the species differences, even so>anon does make sure to find and install that bubble app, he puts it at on the home screen and names it "time travel" because he has a feeling that hours will go by the next time Wha-et opens it>and out they go>with those plans though he's back to flushing and shuffling a bit in his seat as his pants get just that bit tighter>the way Wha-et just casually talks about anon servicing him... but first"pink zone?">anon has no idea whatsoever what that is>of course his mind makes up something sexual because that's how his mind works>is it the poke version of the red light district?
>>78175503(Oh yeah? That's good to know. I guess it'll depend on how things go from there)>Indeed>Then that>Thankfully Sekhmet can "hear" messages in her mind past the noise in her ears. Convenient!>"Right. We'll see. I'm not particularly eager to go after another one of these things, but if they can draw its fire away...">Understandably Sekhmet is on the fence since while they do have a solid plan- or so she thought, if the Annihilator is anything like this thing, she doesn't think she can make it out of there with just a few scratches at best>It would help if they knew more about the thing itself, at least>But yeah even if they pull out now, if these guys keep their word, it'll be a decent payout already>>78182460>Sekhmet would be glad to hear they find her scales nice and pretty :)>Even if she's not really a snake, it's the thought that counts>But then, uh oh that thing rammed the desert bus! Ouch!>500 SP sounds like a lot of damage! Probably!>Thankfully Sekhmet didn't get knocked out of the desert>Another good reason to let these guys handle it, she thinks>She doesn't know what a Shark Hunter is exactly, not that she would be able to hear Fei maybe, probably, but it sounds scary!>>78185980>Makes sense yeah>She doesn't mind too much though, since these guys are there to help, they might as well know she's there and on their side>Sekhmet wouldn't mind either but it sounds like finding ammo for it would be a real pain anyway. She'll probably end up sticking to her methods in the end>But surely Star can glean at least some useful stuff out of them anyway
>>78185980>>78183940>The kids will appreciate that extra bit of consideration from Uncle Dart :)>And yes, we do>Maybe the kids will help him scrub off the paint>>78175677"Indeed. The focus on self-repair and self-modification seems to be integral to the designs.">Pause"I believe they are to be machines of war- or derived from, at the very least.">Yet she wants one without weapons?"Indeed.">Small nod"I will transfer the files I do have to your systems. There is likely quite a bit of overlap with the blueprints you already have, but perhaps there will be some additional information to be gained from it.">..."Would you mind putting me down onto your work desk?">Oh right, no levitation>That's also entirely probable, yes>What is less probable is my ability to keep posting once the weekend ends lol>>78180782Attaboy, that's the spirit!See this is why I was telling you to practice your dance moves.Only slightly.Well, maybe you should start taking it as a compliment then.(Yeah, exactly!)
>>78188717“Pupupu You’ll see Oji-san, also I wouldn’t be doing THIS if I were you, not in the zone.”>Ribbon to pointing to Anon’s privates, how would being hard in the zone be any different than anywhere else?>Off the metro car, Wha-et takes anon to the more liberal district in the city. Stepping out of the underground and a short walk is the even more liberal part of said district, the ‘Pink zone’“Hold tight Anon, I’m not letting you run to some other mons you are mine”>The pink zone consists of numerous bars, commerce, clubs, fashion shops and other avenues where the more... wild parts of the pokeworld are embraced.>As anon and Wha-et walk through there are rainbow flags adorning every flagpost, numerous signs specifying bars for all kinds.>The streets are decorated in such a way that the pink and blue eevee doesn’t stand out at all, instead it is Anon that is stuck out like a sore thumb, his expression and ragged face screaming “deadbeat office worker” contrasting very nicely with the happy and cheerful vee holding him right now.>Anon might not realize but a serious man with a sylveon is also a dude magnet. >”Hey Handsome~... Wanna go for a drink¿... Two for one, what a steal....Syyylveoon~... Luxray~” >They are cat called here and there while walking the area, addressing whoever turns to hear the compliments, from all kinds of veons to gardevoirs and so many other mons. While many more are passing all around them, all kinds of couples visit the area.>While there may be some of THAT business going down, the area is where the more liberal kind of business got together, and well the ‘Pink Area’ was born out of the clientele.>The fairy looks happy in the middle of it, but he doesn’t respond to any of the flirting as he is aware they’d take him up for anything.“Come one Anon we are here”>It’s a sex...shop with two Lupponis on the counter and a Machamp showing various products to the customers already inside Wha-et pushes Anon into the building.
>>78189487>it being pointed out doesn't exactly help anon stop but if he gets a minute he'll get control of himself>mostly>may still need to use the suitcase sometimes depending on what happens here>anon looks around>the city was the opposite of his small town as far as size, people, pokes, structure, but this is the opposite of where he came from in other ways>now way he'd see this in Nuvema>are there some flags for human x poke relationships in the pokeverse? seems like there should be>anon does feel like he stands out a bit>it is VERY weird to him that people are coming on to him like that, that just doesn't happen, he's not even good looking...>but did that person just imply a gangbang with Sylveon and Luxray? it's a good think Wha-et is holding on to anon because that temps him>he only really responds to the calls of certain pokes and never humans, but he does respond to that... still he manages to stay with Wha-et through the whole thing>this however is a place he's trying to memorize how to get back to>he wants to live here>Machamp aren't one of the pokes he's interested in but a sex shop is something new to him>i looked up Lupponis thinking it'd be a sex thing but it's a fruit?>confusion"this is...">he can't even finish the thought>he knew in his mind these places were real but right now anon is stunned into silence
>>78189954>Capital of a region is bound to have EEVERYTHING in it>Truee, but I’m scared of it being a vaporeon flag- HEY GUYS DID YOU KNEW>More like a Sylveon and a Luxray each individually cat called him.>Good thing the sylveon is holding him tight, every time Anon turns to face the mons coming at him, he gets yanked, inciting some laughs from the interested pokemons.>it was Lopunnies, blame the spell checker.>Once inside the light is a bright pink, not unpleasant to look at but it feels more suited for a bar than anything.“Okay Oji-san we just need to OJI-SAN!”>Ribbon to the face, waking him up“Oji-san look at me, Oji-san¡ **Ribbon Snap**”>this might be the first time that is genuinely an effort, while he was ablet to look at tons of other mons without issue, there is something else when there is the implicit understanding that said mons are romantically and sexually active.“Look at me I’m no vaporeon, see¿”>Ribbons going around his frame, the pink light makes his fur look just that much cute“You will need something that will let you enjoy it, so better buy it now”“I’m down for whatever clothes you want me to wear **WINK**”>The store is filled with all kinds of lube, sex toys, magazines, Lingerie, both human and poke suited.
>>78189020Uh... right...Yes, well, it's still gonna be really embarassing, but at least I'll know how to dance... kind ofSignificantly!It's not that easy though! I mean, I guess I get why you think it's a compliment for me... but I can't just start seeing it that way on command!
>>78185980>Casa Buena had no history of natural disasters nor man made one. That meant that the Casa Buena mentioned in the file must've been the one from the other world that Hoopa was taking it from!>Or was it really Hoopa?>Weapons were on the table, that was for sure.>>78189004>4>Maria gave Apache a wink.>Apache raised his rocket launcher... fired the TNT Paranoia DX! Full-Salvo Mode!>A lotus blossom of rockets flew into the air, each one leaving the multi-chambered rocket launcher with a satisfying 'thunk'!>00 DUBS OF SUCCESS!!>Maria released the bolt on her rifle and pressed a few other buttons. She took aim, through the scope, her eyes flickered. Calm. Cool. Collected. She exhaled and the desert sand around her seemed to kick up.>Then, in a display of utter marksmanship, she began to fire in rapid succession. Though these shots looked a lot different than the piercing round she'd sued to destroy some of the Hades Central's guns. These looked more like blue lasers, their luminous energy lighting up the desert. But above, the missiles launcher by Apache began shimmering, too.>One by one, each shot bounced around the missiles, speeding up their trajectory. It looked like a lightshow inside of a salvo deposit, each ricochet a shooting star in a sea of dangerous space...>The Armored Bus fired the Shark Hunter!>It unfurled what looked to be a gigantic cannon from the top of its mounting. It racked something, and fired it outward. It was a large, fat missile with white rings around the top. It stopped for a moment in mid air, then locked, blasting toward the Hades Central.>There was a moment of silence as all this salvo traveled at its target. And then Maria pulled back the bolt on her rifle again.>The rockets fell first, their explosions rocking the very desert ground, fireworks filled with crimson. The lasers shredded through the hull of the Hades Central, each one bouncing around inside it- creating a kind of cavalcade of sound.(1/2)
>>78192264>>78189004>Then, the Shark Hunter came hurtling toward the front. As soon as it touched the explosions and lasers, it too exploded.>Except this explosive had a lot more powder in it, because the very explosion caused the desert ground to shake. Rock faces collapsed, cacti waved from side to side, and Trapinch were de-grounded.>Then, Maria, once again, took aim. She pulled her bolt back farther, until a mechanized voice said: 'PRIMING, GALAXY BURST'.>'PRIMED.'>She didn't hesitate at all and pulled the trigger. The shot that went out was so fast that only a creature such as Sekhmet could've processed it. It tore right through all the explosions and pierced the Hades Central.>All the sound in the canyon stopped when it hit it... and then, a loud BANG echoed through the canyon as the shot came out the other end of the Hades Central, breaking the sound barrier.>When the smoke cleared, the Hades Central's skull had ceased chattering. It rumbled, its whistle no longer able to be used... A few traces of light escaped its body, and then...>Another explosion rocked the desert as it detonated, sending a plume of white and red smoke flying into the air.>And like that, the Hades Central, once a monster to this desert, a traveler from a different time, a different plane- was no more.>https://youtu.be/Ihz8908aTAs?si=mCuEHJ32DyUOLdjL>WANTED: Hades Central - DESTROYED 済>Maria got up and gave a thumbs up. Apache took out a cigarette, lit up, and began to smoke. Meanwhile, Fei could be heard cheering inside the Armored Bus.>These three had done it.(2/2)
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>>78189020"If they are made for hazardous situations, easy to repair is the bare minimum.">Beat"...well, there is the hazardous situation. That explains a lot.">Scrolling through the designs"The Aurora Rapid Transport has no reason to have this much go this fast, or rely on a large underbelly cargo hatch or be powered by a whole fission reactor unless it is expected to uh, drop the very bad kind of cargo and get out.">To put it lightly"That will help considerably. Oh, yeah.">Time to carefully move a small digital duck to the desk>What kind of extra info Molly may have?>Possibilities (pick a reasonable amount):>>Reinforced plating designs for the Model-09>>A few documents on the Eon Duo optical refraction feathers, copied off storage at Stibium physics labs (may not be of much use?)>>Fission reactor schematics>>A list of hardware specific to something called "Model-06 EW">>Someone's attempt at replicating Heal Pulse through artificial means. It doesn't seem they managed to get anything working, and had to prioritize other projects>>78182016"Actually...">Feeling under his hat"Yyyyeaah, I forgot, she is readying up something big for Halloween back home.>Oops>What a versatile controller"Sounds right down post apocalyptic but hell, I'd like to get a look of that bus.">Thinking"Maybe one day I will make more combat modifications to my antigrav truck.">And..."Uh, well, now we know it can do something.">Professional indeed>Mho is definitely incensed>Positively crackling with visible lighting>"NO MERCY! I swear on my life I will give the Grapplers NO MERCY!">Unless something else happens
>>78190401>it would be a Vaporeon flag wouldn't it>Well that's very effective>If he knew a place like this existed before now he would have saved up every penny he had to move her permanently no matter how out of place he feels right now>It is indeed, it's clear who owns this anon and he's okay with that>Gotcha >So the store is run by the that suspects leaning into it>It does indeed take some effort to bring anon back to the present"Uh what yes I'm here!">He tries to play it off as if he were always paying attention to Wha-et during this>It's not like any of them are more sexy than the Sylveon in his mind it's simply the very idea of any of them being interested in... that, which has his mind all over the place when fantasies>exactly"oh”>he probably will need lube for wha-et's coming up, won't he?>buying sex items while being followed by the poke he's buying them with/for while in a shop where everyone is going to know exactly what's going on...>well, it's doing something for him>But now to look for the sylveon gear... what is there? he wants something that looks cute and is worthy of Wha-et>browsing the wares with lube already in his basket has his face in a permanent shade of pink reddish
>>78192264>That's excellent knowledge to have>Hoopa is a guess, it could also be the Cave of Reflections which is in the region and has proven to sometimes les out people and Pokemon from other worlds, or it could be from that one place in Paldea... there's a lot of places in the world where it seems the bridge between other worlds and times becomes unstable>For now, while the are all doing their command center things and Repose is watching the air view (and Taner is driving with Lightspeed's help), many of them are watching the cameras, seeing things that even Sekhmet herself probably can't, being underground and leaving all of that behind at a fast pace>Notes are being taken on the battle, but there isn't much to comment>Star wants lasers most of all>>78192525>>78189004>No, wait, what she wants is that galaxy burst thing!>she waaaaaaaaants it>It looks like they've won...>Star is going to communicate that to Sekhmet>"The entity that the humans were fighting has been destroyed. I repeat, the threat has been confirmed neutralized.">Taner stops driving the RV away from the site and instead chimes in"Should we say hello to the, uh, people who showed up?">Star>"There have been no sightings of attentional incoming anomalies from our areal feed. We are considering making contact with the friendlies. Shall we disengage retreat?">They had a picture and specs of the Annihilator and it was more like a small bus compared to this trained, armed and dangerous but not quite as... eldritch in nature>But, if they had help... even if the second bounty also gets split by a third in favor of this new group of hunters that's an even better haul, and Sekhmet may just be able to do the trap with Inferno as planned before-- it even somewhat worked on this one, so probably way more so on something smaller and weaker-- and then count that as their help to the cause>That's Star's thoughts anyway but Sekhmet is the one in the action so she gets the final say
