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Lurkers?
>>78173586turn the bot off dickey
I showed you my dingus answer me
>>78173569Eighty-Fourth legally obligated SAW shill post.Everyone who's gonna host is probably already on the list but in case you aren't and want to, let me know.
>>78173569>What a nice place. Seriously, it must have been gorgeous. And thriving too. Unfortunately that's why I have its death warrant here, strap in kiddos, we're pulling a Crona today.>FROM UP HIGH! A starry shaped rift folds open in the sky, and begins to expand, bristling brightly overhead like a chaotic omen!
>>78174373>Times like this it's good to have sunglasses>Even if the sunglasses inexplicably look like your real eyesHoly fraggaroly! I hearda shootin' stars but this is ree-dick-u-loss.>Don't mind Lobo he's on the roof of a brothel>A brothel on fire>The staff is also on fire
>>78174484Focus on your Satan Rp lil bro
>>78174491The Main Man can take two dog-face losers at once, Clyde! Ask yer mother and yer sister, I took 'em both behind th' truckstop last night.
>>78174525Lobo that was just a hooker and a blow-up sex doll
Oh my snippy IC response only worse than a youtube link
Where tf is Gendy?
>>78174565https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FveF-we6lcE
>>78174373>>78174484My my, the sky is looking awful strange today...>On a roof near the Main Man (TM) another figure is watching the blaze...and the weird hole in space.You there, scruffy one, is that your doing too~?
Ewwwww furry flirting
>>78174373>>78174602>Well let's not leave everyone else out the burning party!>Because once the rift grew large enough, there was a red glow within juxtaposed to the shimmering blue edges. You know what they say, rocks fall, everyone dies.>Meteors, several of them, soaring down at the city below like whoever on the other side just felt like pulling the biggest dick move you could against middle ages peasants. Shits coming down like someone just screamed "what in oblivion is that" in here, except if what followed that line was actually scary. BIG rocks, BAD NEWS. Hey look one's coming your ways!
>>78174484>>78174656>oops what the fuck am I doing giving myself the (You), here
>>78174694Jagi/spot....
>>78174560...Shit. How hammered was I?>>78174602>>78174656Wash yer mouth off ya bastich!>How dare you! He'd never do such a sloppy job! And he'd certainly never do it without signing his name!When I blow a hole in a planet's atmosphere, you'll damn well know it wuz me!>His ranting and raving is rudely interrupted by BIG FUCK-OFF SPACE ROCKS hurtling at his face, but Lobo will not be denied his bitch fest>Snarling he whips right around, gets a running start, and roundhouse kicks that incoming meteor straight into a lively Parisian slum full of singing orphans and adorable kittens>>78152493 (Lobo: Contract on GAWD Part 1) >Looks like Lobo's irreverent shooting spree is going to be rudely interrupted - but he's seen this trick before!>Hell, he's been knocked flat on his ass by this trick before>Multiple timesOH NO YA DON'T!>BEHOLD, THE MIGHTY CHAIN>Lobo swings it around like a fan blade straight in front of him to catch the giant fuck-off evil blast of evil doom headed right for his big stupid face-Fool me once Clyde, shame on you!>-before whipping around and hurling his now burning chain-and-hook back towards the enraged demonFool me twice AND I'LL TEAR YER FRAGGIN' HEAD OFF!
>>78174656>>78174771Such language! I just met you and I've already struck a nerve?>The bug watches as the meteors come raining down, laughing as she leaps up and spins her needle, a rapid barrage of strikes cutting through one of the rocks and causing it to splinter into multiple buildings as she laughs to herself.What fun! Are we keeping score based on buildings destroyed, or bodies?
>>78174757>it's true, i ate him and absorbed his power, reaching my final form, there can only be one twin>it is the birth of the ultimate murderhoblogposter, Jagspo>>78174771>>78174924>As the meteors came down, they- Oh, uh. Oh wow, they uh, they're killing people too. Oh, that family over there with their lives ahead of them just got crushed. Pretty sure one of Notre Dame's windows got busted one by a fragment. By proxy still counts. Um... Wow, this is awkward, I guess we ALL pulling a Crona today.. . . . . !>The rift above shrinks just that little as the first wave of meteors finished falling. A good chunk of the central part of the city got smoldered, fires spreading. One of the bridges part of the nervous system as is has collapsed, putting Paris in a precarious position.>Above, the rift shrunk rapidly as... curled up cyan shape came through before it closed. Look at thing! It looks weird! Alien! Th-Those are big ears! BIG EVIL FLOPPAS! Lobo, behold the evilest fucking Chinchilla you've ever seen in your life. Lace, behold someone with thighs as big as yours.H M M . . .!>The creature above spreads its limbs, forming a lance within its hands, seemingly finding all this carnage amusing as the people below scrambled.N E W . . . W O R L D . . . A S S I M I L A T E !>And here we are. Face to face with a freak from space! One that doesn't let you pet their ears... The alien is already preparing another attack of some kind poised at the innocents below.
>>78175089Marx?
>>78174771>[Meathook, but from Lobo. Shielding himself from the Baron's hell-energy fireball. His hook burning green with hell energy! Here comes the swing, releasing the hook!]>[The main man's aim is true! The hook embedding right into the Baron's flesh! But he didn't scream in pain; rather, both hands grip the burning chain, in which the Baron YANKS the chain with full force! Either let go or come flying towards the demon! Or play a game of tag-of-war with the Baron!]>8HART8
>>78175105>no, i am Jagspo, here to taunt Marx in the grave with yet another fuzzy scrunkly he can't the>he can't the scrunkly haha
>>78175178He can't, Spot.But I can.
>>78175198Lilith...
>>78175198>evens you can't the scrunkly either>odds you can the scrunkly
>>78175228Fuc...
>>78174924>>78175089>You got the psychotic mass murderer and the mommy issues bug, I don't know what you expectedGet real sister! Ain't no one that can compete with the Main Ma- GKJRH->A hunk of exploding city just caught him square in the jaw!HEY YA FRAGGIN' FURBALL, WATCH YER AIM!>Kill all the humans you want, but don't you dare scratch his bike!Not like I care if this mudball gets trashed, but I'M ON FRAGGIN' VACATION HERE!>You're scaring the hoes!>I mean he scared the hoes too when he set them on fire but that's different.>>78175177>A tug-o-war, huh?YOU WANNA PIECE 'A ME COFFIN BREATH?>Nah, let's get up close and personal!WELL IT'S COMIN' TO YA EXPRESS!>Lobo lets the demon tug him forward, coming flying towards the brute with his big-ass cowboy boot at jaw level CHOO-CHOO, AWLABOARD THE PAIN TRAIN!>>78175219>I'm already playing one crazy evil alien
>>78175228>scrunklyDidn't the original creator abandoned this shit cause of all the 'YoutubeKid' freaks that latched to their shit? Leading to another Elsagate shit for nth time.>0GRGPT
>>78175282Not what I was referring to. Since you wanted to pet Ravage, I wouldn't put petting the Kurbo fella behind you too.
>>78175239>nobody can the scrunkly>NOBODY>>78175312>I>do not have a clue what any of that means Satan lmao, Marx called my Moogles "scrunklies" before so i just like, took it to mean "cuddly furball" or something in that sense>after looking this up quickly i think i like my definition better lol
>>78173569TOT UOHHHHHHH SMOOOOCHIES
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>>78175346>Oooh>Yeah I'll pet that scrunkly>>78175353>Kicks you in the face>Grabs your scrunkly>the scrunkly
>>78175089>>78175282It looked like that piece of debris certainly did!>She laughs harder, before The Scrunkle shows itself, the oddly Divine look of the thing seems to amuse her even further.What's this? Are you a God of the strange creatures in this place? Well, let's see if you're as worthy as the divine beings back home fluffy one...!>She readies her needle, waiting to see how the creature reacts before acting herself. She can't embarrass herself here, that thing is trying to out-thigh her!
wow boring bugswow lilith and bea circlejerkingwow godmoddingwow id rather have camp slop
Where is that blonde reverse trap? I finally finishes the wincard.
THE TENENTE IS HERE SARS
Just unleashed the most diabolical fart recorded by mankind
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Now I pray Nurgle and Khorne never win cause fuck it takes hours making these..
Is Clarent still pretending to be a newfag?
>>78175353I was confusing it for something else, named Spurnki. In a nutshell some kid created something and left it to rot because of all the fetishizing material created by the 'YouTubeKid' freaks who harassed the poor lad's works and him IRL. It's fucked up.>>78175375Owls are funny. Surprising their loud especially when Hooting at night. I've heard them from inside my house before.Thanks and saved.
>>78175387>allow me to borrow the fallen's scream for a moment>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luvTAlHcBGo>>78175282>>78175407>The creature raised its lance aloft, waving it side to side and leaving behind phantasmal duplicates of psychic power.. . . ?>Several spectral lances that WERE meant for the scrambling hominid critters below it couldn't help but think resembled something oddly... familiar to it... But then someone started screaming at it, and that someone was a bike jockey painted like a Wednesday 13 down there who quite possibly ran off IPAs, and that didn't sit well with the alien.. . . H M M . . . ?>It listened towards them, picking them up with senses heightened by psychic power before turning their way with a scoff.G O D ? H M . . . HAH . . . TO YOUR KIND.>Now you both get the lances instead! They blasted off above before curving around in an arc towards them, three flying right at Lobo while the other four targeted Lace. Following right behind it, the alien bared its lance, and shot off so hard it broke the sound barrier with a rippling wave, dashing right at the building they were on and stabbing it hard enough to scatter them to the air!I . . . FECTO ELFILIS . . . U L T I M A T E L I F E F O R M !
>>78175602oh, that's sadgedude i fucking loathe youtube so much today i would not mind just seeing it vanish, im sick of jeetcode trying to fuck my adblocks, it works on my machine™ but not as well that i dont have to refresh the page until it takes the jeetcode popups down
>>78175667>>78175602>Hey bro lemme just leave your video loading for the same amount of time as an ad and pretend it's a problem on your end.
>>78175282>[You coming flying foward. The Baron is ready!](1-5)>[Lobo was faster! Boot meets the Baron's face! It's still going to hurt you, Lobo, you know, because of the horns and his chiseled chin.](6-8)>[The Baron was faster! Quickly side-stepping, waiting for the right moment to give Lobo a hug! Aw, see how nice the demon is! Totally not giving the main man a bear hug and squeezing the life out of him!](9,0)>[The trade is real! The Baron's fist, glowing with hell energy, meets Lobo's boot, both creating a minor shockwave with the clash! Who suffered the most damage? (9) The Baron. (0) Lobo.]
>>78175407>>78175625I'VE MET GOD, PAL! AN' HE CRIED LIKE A BABY WHEN I GOT DONE KICKIN HIS A->ASSAULT WITH A BIG GLOWING SPEAR!>He barely has time to grab hold of Lace before-Frag me, GET DOWN YA STUPID SL->SLAG!>That's what the building is!>Lobo is a second too slow and two bold by half, as the ground under his feet is blown to pieces, sending him airborn!Feetal's flamin' gizz on toast! >He curses, sailing through the air like the world's smelliest bottle rocketAll these smarmy fraggin' bugz are startin' t' cramp my style!>Using his hooked chain like a lasso, his body like a weight, and his hand like a hand, he grapples onto a nearby flagpole, and spins around like one of those weird cat toys with the little feather thing on them-THINK FAST FRAG-FACE!>Before chucking the bug at the scrunkly at Mach speed!>>78175719>WOO THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE>It's the home-run slide from hell as Lobo's blazing boot connects clean with the brutish baron's jaw!>Lobo rolls to the ground, pants smoldering as he hits the dirt, chain still held fast in his hand and wrapped around his arm>...he's only going to get one opportunity in his life to do this while the Baron is recovering from his unauthorized mewing sessionYEE-HAW, RIDE 'EM COWBOY!>Get it because he's a bull->Lobo grabs hold of the chain and takes a running start at the Baron, jumping straight onto it's back and-SHUCKS PARDNER, I'M RUSTLIN' ME UP A ORNRY BASTICH TONIGHT! >-attempting to rodeo ride the demon. he's just t drunk enough to try it, I leave it fully to your discursion if he gets dropkicked for trying to mount and ride a demon
>>78175564Tired of shitposting Satan already?
>>78175667>Adblocks.YoU MuST dISAblE! AdS hElP oUr ComMuNity and CrEaToRs!>Shows unskippable AD for some Temu tier product or political shit. Or Fucking Last War for the Nth time again.Do I even need to mention the gacha slop that totally isn't AI gen'd and borderline porn.Honestly I use my bowser just to avoid the fucking ads. I'll only use the app when watching a series. Cause it's proven the site will run worse on certain browsers.>>78175705This
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>>78175625>>78175841>This entire mess is giving me ideas for something later...but right now.What are you doing!?>The insect doesn't exactly sound grateful that he just pulled her off a building before it got wrecked, and her tone doesn't change as he proceeds to use his weight and momentum to launch her at her thighval. Tch, well this works anyways!>The bug watches the spears as carefully as she can as she tries to clash with the speeding fluffy boy, readying her needle in front of her as a glint flashes in her eyes.Show me how hard you can hit, "Ultimate Lifeform"! Hahahahaha!>>78175870>The last straw for me was some ad trying to get me to donate to some place with this kid literally gasping for breath and on the verge of death and it's like bro for fuck's sake I'm trying to fall asleep to dumb Let's Play shit don't do that.
>>78175841>[That still has to have hurt Lobo, but he seemed to recover quickly. While the baron had to stop and wipe his mouth. Is that blood? Boy, you've insulted the demon's non-existent honor! For that, you must di->[I mean jump on the demon's shoulder, holding onto his horns with the chain, probably looped around the demon's neck. Because funny.>[If he wasn't pissed off before, he'll be now! Rather than YEETing Lobo off, the Baron bull charges right for a nearby abandoned tank! Positioning himself low enough for Lobo to take the brunt of impact! Unless the main man is fast enough to jump off at the last second.]
>>78176000This from Ada, Claire, or Chris's PoV?
>>78176057Yes.
>>78176104You're 3 hours late. You're fired.
>>78176085Fair enough.Probably Chris or that chick from RE6 in Leon's campaign. I forgot her name.Thanks and saved tho
>>78176021>He is not fast enough>Or, rather, he might be, but he's too busy yellingYEE-FRAGGIN-HAW!>And aggressively thrusting his pelvis while he tries to ride the demon like a bucking broncoLOOK MA, NO HANDS!>He yells as he lights up a cigar, and waves to an invisible crowd. Well. I guess Sammy is still there, watching this shitshow, but I doubt he's impressed with the theatrics on display>Without even bracing for impact, he's thrown violently off of his makeshift mount and slammed face-first into the tank!>...through the tank!>His entire torso is currently lodged in the side of the tank!>That's gonna leave a mark...ow.>He groans, eyes dazed and unfocused. By the light of his still-lit cigar, he can just barely make out a few words on the inside of the tank>"MAIN FUEL LINE - FLAMMABLE"...aw f->FRAGGABOOM!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTLYqkv_uLQ
>>78175705>>78175870yeah so likenow im not advocating for mass murders or anything.... but youtube headquarters next after kirk pl0x and thanks>>78175841>>78176001>Nice big naturals on that bug. Granny Silk is hotter though.H M ? !>Tah! They get ragdolled and still choose to fight back? Elfilis wondered if lowly things even had the brain capacity great enough to see the disparity in their power. Nonetheless, it amuses the alien.H M H M . . .>So when it saw Lace coming right for it, it raised a hand. What, is it gonna make her talk to it?>Not at all. A star-shaped wormhole expands, and she zips right through... and out the opening behind Lobo, impaling him in the back with her needle instead! That's gotta hurt!H A R D E N O U G H ?>The meteor that exited the wormhole right behind Lace, slamming into both of them and taking them for an explosive ride through buildings still standing probably hurts worse though. And Fecto Elfilis gives a flap with its massive earspan, hovering above the smoking rock obscuring them when it ground to a halt. Elfilis lifted a finger, surrounding the meteor with a psychic glow before lifting it right up to see the handiwork. Were they crushed flat? Smeared like ketchup? It was getting excited!EVERYTHING WILL BE MINE.
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>>78176001>>78176167>ALAS POOR LOBO, WE KNEW HIM... not too well, all he's done since he got here is harass the locals and sexually assault random women>THE SCENE OF HORROR BENETHE THE SMOLDERING SPACE ROCK IS ONE OF UTTER CARNAGE, UTTER DESPARITY, UTTER HORROR-That all ya got, ya fruity bastich?>Nevermind he's just sitting on Silk with the her needle still sticking out of his gut>He jumps to his feet, polearm still wedged quite firmly inside him, swinging around wildly as he gesticulatesHOZABOUT YOU GET YER ASS DOWN HERE SO I CAN PUT MY BOOT SQUARE UP YER KEISTER, YA UGLY NUDIST PRE-VERT!
>>78176001Aw yes. That please donate ads. I'm watching fucking analog horror, deep lore videos, IRL horror, iceberg videos, wartime documentaries or the occasional funni video.>>78176167You are now reminded that a lady almost did that some time ago.>>78176200If kurbo was outside my window with a knife. It's GG no RE.Thanks and saved tho >>78176130>[Only Lobo can do stupid shit like this and walk away fun. I dread the day when he meets carnage or Black Sperm. Unless someone pays him to kill them both..............]>[Ripping through the tank, landing near an oil tanker and going boom.!]>[The sheer force from the explosion shakes the nearby building, sending shockwaves that shatter glass. Neither the Baron nor the serpent bothered looking away. Lobo's fine... probably..]Well.... he was certainly a character...>[The baron just scoffed before turning his attention to Samael. The great serpent hissed something to the pink goat man. Should Lobo get up and dust off his leather jacket, he'll see the Baron bending a knee and kneeling down before Samael.]
>>78176167>>78176265What-!?>The bug is more than a little shocked when she goes through a portal and runs Lobo through with her weapon, crying out when the meteor hits the both of them and sends them through buildings until...I see...speed alone isn't nearly enough to fight this one, how fun...!>She doesn't seem too bothered by Lobo sitting on her, laughing at her own burns and wounds as she's pulled up by the force of Lobo's tantrum.I think this creature sees us as below him scruffy one! Maybe we should bring him down to our level?>She holds up her arm, silk spiraling out and covering up the holes that the previous attack left her with.Let's see how far your portals will take you "Ultimate Lifeform"...!>>78176334>The ads are annoying, but I want to find the fucker who added the "hey you still watching the video??" auto-pausing shit and put him in a blender.
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>>78176334Real talk, Kirby copying a knife would probably still make him Sword Kirby and that isn't something you should fuck with.
>>78176334>Where is Lobo anyway?>Just give it a second>.>..>...>Keep waiting.>He's coming.SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii->THUNK>There he is, falling out of the sky at terminal velocity and landing in a dumpster>Spitting out a mouth-full of blood, he risesGettin' real tired->CLANK lid fell down on himREAL FRAGGIN' TIRED->He yells kicking the front of the dumpster off-OF BASTICHES WHO DON'T STAY FRAGGED WHEN I FRAG 'EM!>People are supposed to die when you shoot them with your giant gun damn it!
>>78176253>look at him>imagine stealing his cake>>78176334oh shit i remember that lol>>78176265\>>78176387H U H . . . ? ! SURVIVED?>Very good. Instead of do what should have been obvious and crush them under the meteor again like a hammer, Fecto Elfilis pointed to the side and let their psychic power send it off to the side. Right into Notre Dame. Poor Quasimodo...INTERESTING...>O-Oh, the space chinchilla, its coming down now, descending to the ground before them and landing at the edge of the crater they were smashed into. And now it just stares at them... with them big ole eyes...YOU REGENERATE... REPAIR GENOME IN INSTANT.>Elfilis taps its chin.REGENERATION FACTOR . . .SUPERIOR TO MY OWN...>That's-! Uh, gee, that-that''s a nice compliment.GIVE!>OH, THAT's NOT NICE!>Its left hand shoots out, turning into a gooey mass of something sticky and organic! Like melted, slimy cells and flesh! Extending like a tendril and hitting Lobo right in his face! Like he just won Nickelodeon's teen choice awards with all that slime! This fucking space rat! It's trying to EAT HIM! Absorb him for his factors! Metabolize him down to the DNA on the fly!GIVE TO ME! SURRENDER TO ASSIMILATION!>Lace, whatever you have planned, the chinchilla seems too busy to react.
>>78176525those hips, goddamn
>>78176541Marx...
>>78176525>>78176387>Team up time? TEAM UP TIME! WOOO! >This is now a crossover event so we've got to waist 12 pages not interacting and then rush to the end because we used up all the allotted print space>Lobo isn't even listening anymore, he just thrusts a fat finger towards the weirdly curvy alien murder dog and starts swearing AN' I GOT NINE INCHES OF "SUPERIORITY" I'M GONNA SHOW YER MOTHER WHEN I'M DONE KICKIN' YER PANSY ASS YA LIMP-WRISTED POSEY-PICKIN FA->FAST!>The tentacles are fast!>Fast enough to snatch up Lobo mid-rant and turn this fight into some kind of weird slime girl bukkake sessionIHM NHOT INTAH DISH JAH'NEESE PERV SHUBGHT->He yells through a mouth full of hentai tentacles, biting, growling, snapping, and for some reason not yet explained, aggressively attempting to to whistle with a mouth full of alien wing wang
Who's lurkin'?
>>78176432>AssThat would be Samael's Cloaca. Don't bite his twin serpent's housed inside plz.>>78176387Considering most of the tuff I watch tend to be 30mins to an 1hr. I hate it when it comes up.>>78176502My point stands. It's GG no RE.>>78176519>[Suddenly, a white flash! And look, the Baron seemingly recovered from his wound. The demon stood up and uttered an echoing roar! Off in the distance, similar roars sounded. All across the abandoned city, a symphony of the damned singing in unison.]>[With that, the Baron stomped over to the Serpent's shadow and sank into the ground.]He seemed impressed. You have my thanks. Offering you as an example a warm up, a contract was made. Shame I must offer more macca now to these savages. Yet having royal guards seem fun!
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>>78176525>>78176595>As soon as Lobo is grabbed the the tendris, Lace seemingly vanishes along with the blade that was going through Lobo's chest. A white aura surrounds the fluffy alien before-Hold him there scruffy one!>Lace's needle slashes into the alien from all sides as she laughs, the bug following up with a flurry of jabs as she goes absolutely batshit on the creature. AHAHAHAHAHAHA! LET'S SEE WHAT COLOUR YOUR INSIDES ARE DIVINE ONE!
>>78176747LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHIN' SLIM-JIM!>Talking mad shit for someone in Great Logos-ing rangeI had the dirty bastich' dead t'fraggin' rights!>Not really. He stopped fighting and started showboating, and then got rammed into a tank>Not exactly a respectable showingD-E-D, DEAD!>Spelling was never his best subject, unless it's spelling out his long list of crimes against humanity
>>78176752He's had worse.https://youtu.be/Ia8RGE0LOcw?si=ySNt8EhQ4zieN0LZTimes four.>>78176810Regardless you have been of great service to this serpent. I should reward you. It is greed that soothes the beast? Or perhaps indulging in your most primal desire?Speak your case or be left with nothing.>[The serpent stands in your way Lobo. Accept one of his gifts? Or just do a 360 and nope on out of here.]
>>78177009https://x.com/TheCumpound/status/1972149505287242113
>>78176541>i wasn't lying when i said Lace had competition,>>78176550but he's dead, and if lilith is over there... then who is....?*gasp* ...furryshakes has emerged from mitosis.....>>78176706oh i love this one, look at how fucking FAT them cheeks are i wanna pinch emgarfield per chance>>78176595>>78176802HAHAHAHA... YESSSS...>Had Elfilis been anymore depraved, it would have licked its lips as the liquified mass of its arm attempted to take Lobo in and break him down cell by cell. It's iffy if being metastasized like that could even truly kill the Czarnian, or if he'd just live on as part of the alien's bod- Okay this is getting way too vore fetish now-YOU ARE MI- HGNN . . . ! CUUGH-!>Fecto Elfilis recoils, hissing in pain. It was just enough that the slime retracted from Lobo, drawn back into its reforming arm. The alien staggered back on both feet, slashes splashing the flesh where they hit like droplets of goop! It coughed when she stabbed it repeatedly. Its eyes danced around, trying to pin her down...NGH... ENOUGH!>Fuck! Its now free hand suddenly blitzes, catching her nail in it and stopping her! She had it on the ropes! Ooh! But that damage... the body is dripping.Grrrghh... HMPH.>What's this? It's drawing in... energy from the surroundings. Ah, that's how it regenerates. It isn't instant. It needs time, and that's a precious thing!THAT HURT . . . K I L L Y O U I N R E T U R N . . .>Her body becomes encased in a violet glow! A psychic barrier, woven around her like armor. It begins to compress... It's trying to crush her alive!
>>78177009>What, anything he wants is up for grabs?>Anything at all?>Well that perked him right up!Ass or cash, dude.>Preferably both, but if he can only have one, cash is preferableOr e'nuff cash t'buy some prime ass.
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>>78177051yes, like thatlook at that thing its furred dough man you can knead itmaybe even roll it and hand toss it and make a pizza
>>78176802>>78177022FU->FFFFREE AT LAST! Is probably what he meant>Lobo collapses to the ground with a "thud" with his face only half way melted off>But he still has his lips, and that's all he needs to unleash a resounding-*Thhh-WEEEP*!>Whistle!COME T'DADDY BABY!>It's heard before it's seen - a motor that shakes the Earth! A radio that can kill with vibrations! Fuel emissions that can choke for miles around! Not street, sky, or space legal in any way shape or form!>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igvP806798U>THE MIGHTY SPAZZFRAG 666 HAS DECENDED FROM THE HEAVENS, SMASHING THROUGH BUILDINGS, MOWING DOWN FLEEING PEDESTRIANS, RIPPING PAST THE SPEED OF SOUND WITH IT'S UNGODLY SPINE-SHATTERING ACCELERATION!>It rams the freaky gay space dog from behind while he's distracted, and rockets him straight towards Lobo at back-breaking speedSUCK CHAIN GEEKAZOID!>Lobo who is currently attempting to deliver some fucked up rendition of The People's Elbow with the giant meathook wrapped around his arm>...oh and I guess that keeps the bug from getting killed or whatever>he doesn't really care about that he just wants to rip this thing's ears off and wipe his ass with them
>>78177021I mean if some dude was fappin in front of me, I'd probably have the same reactions. Tho he really should have knocked first.>>78177041>[Cash it is.]>[Tail slithering off somewhere, wrapping around a shack that he flings towards Lobo. What is inside?]https://imgur.com/a/xMkn9Bs>[MACCA! Maybe he can used this time get with some bodycons, man-eaters or Obatallion! Or whatever Demon harlot that will let him smash for some macca.]I can tell you have the same urges as me, however at the moment I am practicing self restraint. For my own sake, shame you won't be able to please this serpent... Nonetheless, if that is all, you may go. And take your reward with you.
>>78177170>Cash first, THEN ass. Works for himLame way t'be compadre. >The now much happier (and wealthier) Lobo says, collecting his prizeSloth's the one sin the Main Man don't jive with.>Wrath, Lust, Greed, Envy, Pride, yeah no those are all pretty much his core personality traits. But he can't stand just sitting around doing NOTHING.'specially when there's a whole world fulla of ass t'grab and feebs t'frag>Speaking of, he should get on that right about... now!Adios, ya weirdo!
>>78177022>>78177112>Lace grunts out as the alien manages to grab her needle, she tries to pull it free but it leaves her open to the psychic energy of the creature as it starts to crush her.Ngh! Hahaha...! Foul little thing...! If I weren't in danger I'd almost be impressed with you...!>Wait what's that sound, oh, it's a space motorcycle commiting a hit and run on the space furry. This opportunity gives her time to yank out the needle...again, and give Lobo the time to try using blunt force on the monster as opposed to stabbing and slashing.
>>78177245IT SAYS DO NOT USE!!!!
>>78177009I always thought that if I ever go for a girlfriend again, I'll get one that is into pegging.
>>78177112>>78177245. . . . . ! ! !>This...>...will be painful.G G G G U U U U U U U U U G G H H H H H H H H H H H H H ! ! ! ! >That...>...was very painful.G-GHYAAAAAAAAARGGGNNN!!!>Imagine the result of a human being smashed between opposed speeding bullet trains. Messy, wouldn't it be? For Elfilis, Lobo's elbow slam packed alongside the impact of the Spazzfrag was the alien's equivalent. Had the alien not been built different, the result could have been much worse than the sickening crunch that deformed its torso in like a half deflated ball. Both eyes bulged from Fecto Elfilis' sockets as was utterly dazed!GYYY... NNNN....!>But... it didn't label itself 'Ultimate Lifeform' lightly. Unlike Shadow, it wouldn't possibly job to Cream the Rabbit asking it to play dress up tea party. Elfilis plunges its free hand into a suddenly opening wormhole.>Hey, there's a giant blue finger next to you now, Lobo.GYREAGH!>Flllllick! Adios. You'll probably wish you could that after this.>Now granted some respite, Elfilis shoots up into the air fast to gain distance. It shakes its head.RESISTANCE... UNEXPECTED... INVASION MORE DIFFICULT... Y-YOU... YOUUU.... NEXT TIME... NEXT TIME, SETTLE THIS FOR GOOD... ASSIMILATE YOU BOTH...>It flies up, speeding away out of the atmosphere and into space to lick its wounds. But... not before leaving them a nice parting gift...
>>78177112>>78177245>>78177444>Far and away an upgrade from the typical bolide, this big fat asteroid dragged through another immense wormhole is certain to spell thy doom. Fecto Elfilis fully expects them to survive this however... almost like it knew they could somehow. They both know what this means...>POUND THE PAVEMENT! RUN FOREST, RUN!
>>78177221>[The snek only kept silent watching the alien walks off into the sunset! Don't worry only demons here are nothing but fodder. The heavy ones just got hired. So go wild!]The one soul I will forbid my daughters from ever engaging with.>[While his daughters much like their ma and pops are harlots... Yeah Lobo ain't one to be swinging with, maybe Samael would want a piece. The serpent slowly sinks into his shadow upon Lobo taking his leave.](This is done. Thx 4 da ArrPee, now I die)>>78177298More power to you.>>78177369Saving this.
>>78177369Hey buddy.
>>78177444ive GOT to have sex with this thing
>>78177490do NOT fug the alien.
>>78177455>filenameFinally, the mother of all redeems.
>>78177519DO NOT REDEEEEMMMMM
>>78177444>>78177455>The nice thing about having Lobo be the guy doing all the fighting, you can do literally whatever you want to him and at worst it'll just make him go away for a week or two while he seethes.>Rip him in half, set him on fire, skin him alive, he'll always come back, he'll just be really pissy about it until he finds something else to punch>That being saidSUNUVABITCH->Getting flicked like a tick half way down the street and plowing face-first into the pavement isn't exactly pleasant>It leaves a nice big bloody smear of face-meat all across the lovely corpse-strewn streets of Paris>He's barely got time to slap the hunks of dude beef back into place on his raw bloody skull when he notices the-HOLY CRAP THAT'S A BIG FRAGGIN ROCK!>He bolts for his bike and hops on without even sparing a thought to the bug he was just fighting along sideSAYANORA SUCKERS! GOOD LUCK DODGIN' THAT 'UN!>...hang on he has to fix his radio first>If Silk wants to hop on before he speeds off now would be the time>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WbwtAwLWh4>Okay that's better, he's got his music now, okay NOW WE ESCAPE
>>78177533>Redeems
>>78177551fuck you bastard bich.
>>78177557lollmao
>>78177490>ancient civilization, I...>>78177519>payback for the youtube ads and also offending my nose that one time i walked into sam's club
>>78177591Fair enough desu.
>>78177444>>78177455Ahahahahaha! Such intensity! Such power!>Lace is giddy as can be as she watches Lobo absolutely punish this space twink, before he gets flicked aside of course. She's about to try going after Elfilis again when she sees him summon an absolutely massive meteor.Well then, I wanted to see what this town was like but I suppose I could check the crater later!>>78177538>There's a THWP sound as a strand of silk hits Lobo's bike, and then Lace is clinging on to his back like she's about to go on a casual drive.Onward scruffy one! We can't fight again if we're dead! Hahahahaha!
>>78177591the ancients were based if they wanted to fuck this thing
>>78177602>Chef Kawasaki, NO!>>78177674>they are implied in the JAP translation to be big bitches that Hyness is justified in hating>even without it they created the master crown and that was a huge mistake so im thinking they were unbased>they indrectly caused an egg to become hasidic you know>>78177538>>78177668NGGHH . . .>For the second time in its life, the alien failed to invade a world. This left Fecto Elfilis with no shortage of rage. If only it hadn't gotten cocky... it wouldn't have taken so much damage in such a foolish way... Well, there's always assimilating genes left over in the carnage. There's not going to be much anything left after this except pickings in the rubble.CURSE YOU BOTH... WON'T FORGET FACES.>Elfilis' body heals, having absorbed enough ambient background radiation and energy from space. It clenches its fist as it senses lobo speeding away from the impact, along with that insectoid.WON'T FORGET FACES...>That's a promise!>The asteroid destroys the planet, wiping out the surface and causing the darker ages...>Or something. Everything down there just got pulverized because of Elfilis' raegquit.>I'LL GET YOU GADGET>and that should be a good stopping point, thanks for the arpee and quick fight>...you know i admit this was actually my SAW ava but im going to be very busy for the rest of this year so i couldnt resist pulling it out early lol, now i have a murderhobo (reasonable low powered street leveler) and murderhobo (godmodder), nice
>>78177668>>78177796>I will now crash and die because it's 5am and I am eepy>Rest in peace space chinchilla you just happened to run into two unrelated murderhobos at a bad time>why is your ass fat
>>78177796nah wanting to pin this hottie down and spread her legs and breed her cant be a mistake
>>78177796Got this already?
>>78177826>sir it was before my time but you played Ink-Eyes so the answer was with you all along>search your heart you know it to be true>all rodents are bottom heavy>>78177840>this is why the ancient civilization is gone>>78177884>i did not actually, i have another of Elfilis playing a violin but not this one, thanks anonnow i eep too goodnight
Should I shitpost spot out again?
You can't even shitpost someone as sensitive as Mordred out, Micuck
what?
That wasn't a summons retard, go away
>>78178082Hey anon.. wanna play some.. Warhammer?`
>>78177962calm down councilfag, he can't kill your lord eric or whatever
>>78178030>>78178082>>78178236
I like watching anons fight each other. They even call each other council or names of people in that server or names of roleplayers.. yet none of those ever post on anon. It's just a bunch of schizos fighting each other and calling each other names. It's so dumb..
>yet none of those ever post on anonnewfags are so precious man
>>78179649lol Bocchi Junior~
>>78179846You call me that yet I'm the one who hosts and makes friends and is in the evil bad council. What have you done, cato? You mope around all day.. you made a discord to text seej and join the sam server.. yet you haven't even tried making pisscord friends with me. You just wanna feel bad, don't ya.
>>78179846You can always try to make frens with me tho.. I didn't mean to be a butt to you but you seem very.. distressed. I think you just need a friend.
>>78179734Proof?
>>78179898>>78180173troondred...
>>78179846yowai mo
ERIC EVERYONE IS USING THEIR SAW AVAS EARLY
>I AM ANON I AM SO INSECURE I HAVE TO HIDE BEHIND ANON WHILE SAYING MEANY THINGS EVEN THO I AM A GROWN MAN BUT I LIVE IN A CELLAR AND MY LIFE IS SO PATHETIC I HAVE TO FIND VALIDATION ON A HIDDEN BOARD ON 4CHAN BECAUSE NOBODY ELSES IRL LIKES ME SO I POST HERE>I HAVE NO FAMILY OR FRIENDS AND THE ONLY SOCIAL ACTIVITY I EVER EXPERIENCE IS WHEN OTHER 30 YEAR OLD GROWN MEN HIDE BEHIND ANON TO SAY MEAN THINGS ON A HIDDEN BOARD TO PEOPLE I HAVE NEVER MET BEFORE>MY LIFE IS REALLY PATHETIC BUT I AM ANON SO I MEAN A LOT OR SO I TELL MYSELF TO NOT DROWN IN MISERY
>>78181761>councilfag feeling cyberbullied
Cyan is one of the main anon schizoposters and an anon hateposter.
I AM ANON I AM SO INSECURE I HAVE TO HIDE BEHIND ANON WHILE SAYING MEANY THINGS EVEN THO I AM A GROWN MAN BUT I LIVE IN A CELLAR AND MY LIFE IS SO PATHETIC I HAVE TO FIND VALIDATION ON A HIDDEN BOARD ON 4CHAN BECAUSE NOBODY ELSES IRL LIKES ME SO I POST HEREI HAVE NO FAMILY OR FRIENDS AND THE ONLY SOCIAL ACTIVITY I EVER EXPERIENCE IS WHEN OTHER 30 YEAR OLD GROWN MEN HIDE BEHIND ANON TO SAY MEAN THINGS ON A HIDDEN BOARD TO PEOPLE I HAVE NEVER MET BEFOREMY LIFE IS REALLY PATHETIC BUT I AM ANON SO I MEAN A LOT OR SO I TELL MYSELF TO NOT DROWN IN MISERY
Eric and Taiga have said they really like to shitpost
excuse me. where is janus?
Pac-Man is one of the main better bros and an anon mario hateposter.
Benis.
>I'm anon because I am such a pathetic loser I have to hide my imaginary internet reputation
>>78173586
same 5 shitposts
nobody is shitposting schizo
^shitposter
^watches futa urethra vore
excuse me i heard futa where the gock at?
^watches brainfuck porn
Go fuck a donut.
>>78182515no gock, sironly donuts, maple syrup, and gyros here
>>78182515
REMINDER CARTROON YOURE NEXT
>>78183247Are you threatening him with getting railed by Makima?
HE WILL NOT TAKE THAT SPOT
I HEARD MARY'S SECRET
SHUT UP SHITHEAD
ICE CREAM
https://www.youtube.com/live/UDbhx4D232s
Here's a repost of my hosting guide in case anybody needs to see it. I'll be off to do weekend things now.
First 24Jamaican schoolyard code
https://youtube.com/shorts/23XcfSbkAuo?si=lY1NtUdl_0MDNuTF
>>78184604Nobody's using this dawg
>>78185247we didn't ask you, dickero.
>>78185247Shut the fuck up Dickey.
>Nobody's using this dawg
>>78185247>random chihuahua growling
Clothing obsession...
>>78184662Cory
Peter that's an unwiped watermelon seed
For some reason, I have started playing The Binding Of Issacs again. I can only assume this is a result of some previously undiscovered masochistic compulsion.Anyway [FIRST 24], and give me code suggestions while you're at it
>>78187113Lizzie
>>78187113Typhon Anthrophantasmus
>>78186710>>78186718>>78186937>>78187014KEK DICKEY WAS BANNED
>>78187113Ayano Aishi
>>78187113Chad Janny banning Dickey
>>78187113Prisoner [XXX-XX]
>>78187113Sonic.exe>Haunted mansion
>>78187113Selene Leni
Kek watch him evade now
The maths aren't mathing.
>>78187113Harley Quinn
>>78187413Elaboration is necessary.
Do it yourself.
>>78187113Kaguya Houraisan
>>78187113Alpha1918
