Advanced: Monster Hunter! Part #330Discuss mounting monsters, talk about the games, etc.Monster Hunter Doujin/Smut Index of Monster Pornography>https://rentry.org/redmhgPrevious Threads>https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%22monster%20hunter%21%20part%22/type/op/Steam Group>https://steamcommunity.com/groups/advancedmonhunWilds' "League of Monsterphiles" Squad ID: LU5B89FVREMEMBER: Post your ID/Name in the thread when requesting admission so we know you're from /amh/Hunting?>For Wilds, check the thread/in-game to see if a Squad Lobby is up>For Rise/MHW, check the thread and see if there's any session IDs>For other games, make inquiries and simply use /mhg/'s standard room setup if possibleTopic of the thread: You've been cornered by a drunk monster making unsubtle advances to you! How do you survive without getting your pelvis shattered?
>>78180572You had a prime candidate for the OP and ignored it for whatever reason
>>78180643This is why you dont trust the chicken to make threads
>>78180904both of you are autistic as fuck
>Sorry, we're all out of wylkshakes.>Curses! Who keeps buying them all up?
>>78181139why he media player?
>>78181206It's a secret
>>78181859tfw
What's that? Can't finish a meager 9* hunt? Hunter, are you sure you should be in High Rank?
>>78182023*swaxes you*
>>78182023No monster should be able to give me that look
>>78182023We don't talk about what happen in session last night.
>>78182023I'm only going back to camp to get my REAL hunting set equipped. Just you wait!!
>>78182894>>78182976I'm guessing this is an accurate summary of the lobby I missed
>Shara Ishvalda breaks free from its rocky exoskeleton with a deafening screech>Oh Gog, it looks hideous>It locks eyes with you>It then says, in perfect English, that it's going to shove you so far up itself that you're going to come crawling out of its granddaughter>What the fuck >You nervously asks the other hunters, who didn't seem to react, if they heard the monster say anything>They look at you like you're crazy and tell you to just start playing buffs
>>78183964>shara's eyes never leave you for the whole fight as your partners faint one after the other
imagine going to the pool and you just see this
>>78185125The equivalent of 5 toasters and 1 dog in a pool
>>78185125Ah, there's where I left my loofa!
>>78185528Jealous Royal Ludroth who tries to prove that they can cuddle you clean better than a Mizutsune
>>78183235sorta
Caught this flamboyant creature stealing my fish so I made sure to punish properly
>>78183235yeah
Every bath is a potential toaster bath when you join a Lagiacrus. Think wisely before you take a dip with one.
>>78183964>I break out into a sprint toward Shara, leaving my bewildered group behind>a trail of discarded clothing marks my path toward the monster as I sprint, fully naked>I have already smeared myself in a sticky, slimy Potion as I barrel toward Shara like a madman>my Palico facepalms where he stands with the other frightened Hunters: "Nyyyot again!"
>>78186773that's what the set with max thunder resist is for
>>78180572You aren't getting out of there without some sort of injury, so at least bring ancient and max potions if you plan on making love to an intoxicated monster.
>>78187769>AHH! A TALKING MONSTER!
>>78188474>plesioth's caution icon is always red no matter the level
