haha i hate myselfroadkill: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/78163709/habits: https://mega.nz/#!14tzGArI!GJVpT9n0k7QzsFGSTvWNfG57LFEn2lJV7X6ydBvIen4/tagmap: https://tagmap.io/tag/haha,hahaihatemyself,posshouse/steam: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/posshouse/posscraft is dead (RIP)
kinda pissed off how literally everything is a scam now
>>78184588i never leave my house without my pocket possy
so anyways this is m
>>78184689i’m going to use my sunday morning to catch up on normalsville then that nagabe manga where the dogboys can’t stop smelling each other. if you think about it it’s kind of like the sunday funnies still exist
the goths hate my guts and want me dead :(
>>781849363rd century romans be like
>>78184987the goths are actually romans now and they see me as the barbarian :(
>i wish i could do stuff>well, if money wasn't a problem, what would you do?>i would do this>and why aren't you doing it?>because i don't have moneyi'm becoming too defeatist
go outside, piss in the woods
>>78184689>>78184825im going to read the smell manga for the first time
>>78185135the secret part of my doggy day fantasy …
>>78185049if i had money i wouldn't do anything>>78185152>>78185166the more i learn about you the more i dislike you
>>78185152this dogs eyes have homophobia <3
>>78185049i have places to be and people to see
>>78185291you and most other people i know!!! thats why i cry!!!!
if puppygirls are all trans, are puppyboys also all trans
>>78185485all transall pregnant
>>78185485false equivalency
>>78185498>>78185519who do i believe
>ignorant by choicei'm not so sure, i might just be mentally ill to the point of utter retardation, i don't think i *could* think even if i wanted tosometimes when i'm alone i'll just stand amd stare at my hand wondering what i raised it for, if it's really mine or if i can really move it, if i can stop looking at it and what it would take to move it to my eyes to cover them so they won't see it anymore and so on, it could go like this forever and i'm kind of scared some day it will
>>78185534
>>78185609>look inward*looks down at my fat fuck large stomach*ummmtheyre pregnant?
>>78185637>incredibly loud correct buzzer
>>78185166i like this dog and i want to pat them
>>78185485
>>78185736
>>78185750me too i want to pet them and give them treats and even kiss their head if theyre clean
i need to find a new game to no life cause all i wanna do anymore is jerk off
>>78185805get into osrs it's basically self-harm
>>78185805what kind of games do you like poss
>>78185485nopubby == boyhencepuppygirl == trans (no thanks, not for me but all the best)puppyboy == boy (waiter!! more please!!!!)
>right im tryna get that ass right nigga? so you know what i did>bam!>yeah nigga i hit them with the freeze pophttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBRL7D0wcXMBAMSNACKS ON SNACKS NIGGA
>>78185805yeah do >>78185833 because its true
>>78185805do not touch mmos
>>78185873okay but boys aren't real so.......
>>78184689its all about to crash down for ferris
why the fuxk did tgis guy send a friend ibvite to me? does he tgink we're glnna talk? does he think i k ow how the fuck to talk to people? what the fuck is hid problem i just wanna be left alone fucking god damn it
>>78185135lucky, i just get to puss in my back yard
>>78185805ninja gaiden 4 comes out next month possy...
Runescape isnt even fun its just waiting with extra steps
>>78186009Try Melvor Idle
>>78186009aren't we all just waiting (for death)
>>78186028yeah i guess but i wanna feel joy while i wait
*slowly auto attacks crabs*
pbf who takes you to the wilderness an
really wish e6 had separate tags for gynomorph (feminized boy with tits) and gynomorph (futa (cringe))
>>78185805video games stop being fun if you're over 23 so just stick to jerking it
>>78186119i wish i was a gynomorph (feminized boy with tits) with a gynomorph (futa) gf
i am eating nerds gummy clustersright now!!
hot cougars in your area
>>78186204go possy go!!!!what flavor are they!!!
>>78186204errrrmmmmm paging dr slopposs
>>78186206
eating nerds
>>78186342hi gougar
>>78186206an ingredible need
>>78186342>>78186388https://files.catbox.moe/owjj72.mp4
>>78186233rainbow flavorpink package>>78186325i will NOT stop eating nerds gummy clusters no matter what the doctor says
eating out nerds(while they do my homework)
>>78186453That sounds gay. Where do I sign up?
hold on are there like real homos in this thread ?
>>78186552no i've never had sex
>>78186552I got facefucked last night but his balls didn't touch mine so it wasn't gay.
>>78186552no im straight
pouch check
>>78186589concerning. feminism has gone too far...
>>78186552posting pictures of my butthole to know if its too ugly to get fucked by a man is pretty gay
>>78186614full
>>78186627Poss, your hole isn't even that bad.Most people fuck in the dark anyway.
>>78185805factorio
>>78186669i got scared because it doesnt look as good as the buttholes in my furry porn
>>78186638he's just like me (balding)
>>78186711nothing looks as good as furry porn which is why i'm volcel
>>78186711time for anal bleaching
>>78186714but he has a full head of hair (fur)...
>>78186739i tried that and either it was the anal play or the bleach that gave me the skintag.
any slop enjoyers ?
>>78186711Nothing ever looks good as holes in furry porn. It's literally impossible to find a hole like pic related.
>>78186766It could have unironically been both. Why did you start bleaching in the first place? I mean honestly a neatly trimmed, clean ass is all you really need.
>>78186799and thats a good thing
>>78186831i wanted my posshole to be as pretty as possible for my future husband
>>78186009I was playing counter strike and in the premier skill-based matchmaking mode I was getting +107 elo for a win and -840 for a loss and I thought what a waste of time these games are. Then I turned on a movie and got some chips and smoked weed the rest of the match.
https://youtube.com/shorts/hc7dUO-ZPXk?si=eT-oaZl7LIvbnZcM
>>78186789yeah it's alright
>>78186028with my pbf were at least buttfucking me during the wait
>>78186888eating a huge chocolate chip cookie rn
>>78186799i wonder how many STDs does he have
NOW IF I FUCK THIS POSSUMAND HE JUST BLEACHED HIS POSSHOLE
>>78186856the chase for perfection only results in destruction
>>78186915enjoy it
>>78186856Everyone's different. Some dudes like shaved. Some like trimmed. Some like it hairy as fuck. Just ask that dude instead of making yourself stressed by guessing and copying what you see in porn.>>78186920In my stupid fantasy porn world stds don't exist. In real life he would have everything.
>>78186936i found out the hard way but at least i didnt get colon cancer from the bleaching cream and my posshole is still usable so i still have something that i shouldnt take for granted.
rubbing each other's bulges as a sign of camaraderie
>>78186936unrelated but that great gatsby adaptation is so fucking bad. baz luhrmann owes me reparations for everything i’ve been forced to watch by him (roommates love moulin rouge)
i want him
>>78187263it gave me motion sickness but i didn't want to just post the cover of the book
>>78186711lmao poss you shouldn't let porn set real life sex expectations for you c'mon you know better
uhnnhhgh feels so good scratching my scabs
>>78187342Mae's dad and Germ
>>78187100doing this in the trenches during the Battle of the Somme
>>78187368haha i could picture poss seeing it in theaters and puking in his lap
>>78187390lol no way it actually is haha epic
https://youtu.be/Rthl_O4_G2o?si=pt96jTSnxGsAllp1this is how i eat you
>>78187455i saw it in highschool and i had to keep looking away from the screen or else i felt like i'd throw up
another mass shooting/terrorist attack, this one was at a churchi'm probably going to forget about this by tomorrow
did you forgot about the bar boat shooting or the casino shooting or the
alright bi bi posses. i hope you all have a great sunday but i need to log off so that i can finish beastars and move on to the other Major Manga Turned Netflix(tm) Anime that i actually want to be reading (blame!)
>>78187625>shooter is apparently a vet with extreme ptsd that is right wing as fuck, voted for trump, etcI wonder how news channels are going to talk about this. I bet the NRA stocks skyrocket monday morning.
>>78187647i literally didnt even hear about them, mass shootings are so commonplace that it didn't even appear on my radarthis is like, beyond deus ex levels of dystopia lmao
>>78187695they are blaming cellphones right nowthey wont be talking about it at all in 6 hours
>>78187625>>78187703this is why we need the panopticon and military occupation of the cities to stop things like this from happening
>>78187784i'm okay with this as long as im part of the panopticon and i get to abuse my power to oppress people that i dont like
>>78187695actually he's an antifa sleeper agent activated by the marxist-leninist terrorist leader chuck schumer
unfortunately 2 more hours of workthen the drinking starts
>>78187984why arent you drinking at work
>>78188004unfortunately im also intermittent fasting again so i dont even have the pleasures of stuffing my fat face with food or drinking during work cant even enjoy my favorite energy drink
>>78188024alcohol doesnt have calories in it, it doesnt count as breaking your fastyou can drink as much as you want. as much as you can stomach, even
>>78188012wish someone would do this to me and then kill me and leave me somewhere
>>78188012he's finally been caught....
>>78188012>upsided downsomebody needs to stop battrick, he's getting out of control
>>78188012I want to hug mart so bad
>>78188041>alcohol doesnt have calories in itthis is objectively not true unless you are drinking straight rubbing alcohol
>>78188179as opposed to what???? gay rubbing alcohol????? well im drinking straight rubbing alcohol.
all alcohol is gay rubbing if you drink enough
what about slubbing alcohol
came home from work and racc kissed my on the cheek but then slapped my crotch hard and made my stomach get all upset
>>78188314some posses die of thirst, watching others drown...
pbf who i shoot with a bb gun every day so he builds up immunity to getting shot by real bullets
nigga what
>>78188618it works
>>78187695wouldn't you know it he recently decided to turn his life around and signed up for some classes at a local community college and was immediately radicalized and indoctrinated as an antifa terrorist
pbf who I shoot with a real gun
>>78188984that's not nice
>>78188969it's true. i work at the community poss college as an adjunct TA and he was in my course, gay furry antifa mkultra brainwashing 101. unfortunately he snapped after i gave him a poor grade on his midterm paper about the philosophical inquiry behind fursonas and sexual personae
>>78188629you been shot, my posser ?
>>78188984heyyy
>>78189049yeah i can handle 50 cal at this point
>>78189063i got a 50 cal for you right here in my pants pal
>>78189090please
>>78189117alright pal you asked for it*unholsters gun and accidentally drops it and shoots myself in the dick* shit
>>78189136now how are you gonna fuck me
>>78189159*unholsters auxiliary bad dragon dildo*
>>78189012*shoots you but in a nice way*>>78189054*shoots you but in a sexy way*
>>78189252OW :(
>>78186450hi poss i hope the nerds were really tasty!!! you brought my mood up a whole lot by doing that!!!
>>78188012wheres his big leaking penis i know mart is packing
https://files.catbox.moe/yj010c.mp4
one of my moments where my sister was a bit too open with me was when she described hiring a dominatrix to point a loaded gun at her and make her do chores around the housei dont speak to my sister very often
>>78189544the guy covering his face in the background like "please dont let me be seen with this beautiful puppy" bruh, your friends and family know your shape
>>78189456mart is canonically null
>>78189549i could talk to your sister for youhow old is she and what's her discord
>>78189576meanwhile i would be politely asking if I can kiss the tummy and when turned down i would be magnanimous
getting really sick of being flat broke and unable to find a single good job
>>781892272 big
>>78189912same
>>78189912after a full year of searching the only job i could land was minimum wage part time
can i borrow your job for a couple weeks thanks bro
>>78190173>>78190186>>78190650glad to see I'm not the only oneI meanungladbut glad
i'm officially on the waitlist for a diagnostic evaluation at the autism center
hi can i have some of ur job ty *actually takes your WHOLE fucking job*
>jeet scammer calls me today>asks if ive received my new medicare card>tell him im not expecting one>he asks for my information>"do you really have nothing better to do with your life buddy, what would you mother think of this">"FUCK YOU BLOODY BASTARD">he hangs uphaha...
skills include: farting out dog knots
>>78189549this would fix my adhd
Fox BF angrily breaking up with you and drenching your floor in a liter of jlube with a single flex
>>78190734what will you do if you get assigned autism
i think it's safe to say that everyone who has taken tylenol at some point in their life has autismso... everyone
why is the anima mundi so mean to me
>>78191168coincidentally everyone 40 and under has been pumped full of toxic vaccines when they were bornhm..................
god i hope were all exterminated so no more schizos are born
jlube is nice but I had this problem where it'd sour after sitting for a while and smell bad and lose it's slippery quality but then I found out about fisting jlube and it's just like literally the same thing but with much less filler so it doesn't go bad and you can make thicker lube with much less than regular jlube and I wonder why the fuck they didn't just do that in the first place
>>78191130stop trying to get a regular job and figure something else out instead
>>78191286do you know how sad and bleak and hopeless this world would be without schizos
>>78191168i got just enough tylenol to post here but not enough tylenol to get the type of autism where you make a lot of money on stock markets
>>78191325why don't they sell coca cola in big bags of syrup for people to mix at home?
i see zackary has entered his "farting prolapse" and "he looks kinda yo" phase
i can't believe my headaches turned me in to an incel
>>78191416>"he looks kinda yo"based>"farting prolapse"cringe
>>78191325you must have let it sit a long long time, mine sits around for months fine..
Zachariah pbf (zach pronounced zatch like catch)
>>78191416don't forget the suspicious amount of feral x anthro
>>78191413i think that's what sodastream was>>78191442wtfmaybe I just had a shit bottle of powder? weird...
>>78191416>>78191478it's a little scary seeing people go full mask off in regards to that stuff and vehemently defending it
>>78191475zatchbell pbf
man I can't believe my favorite dog cock artist actually likes sex with animals!!!
what if instead of dogcock it was cockdog
>>78191548i don't fancy that aspect much neither
>>78191548technically people are animals too
>>78191416im glad (not about the prolapseyness)we need more dacad
namblacad
man i cant believe my favorite artist who draws bipedal animals having sex drew.. a dog having sex!
fasting is overbeer and cheese and crackers timeim basically an ancient roman philosopher
>>78191570we're part monkey, part fallen angel
>>78191586we need more dacad (expressive pieces about self-harm and the nature of depression) and less dacad (all the other stuff)
>>78188369I made it up
>>78191601cad?
oh nvm i didnt see people were talking about dacad i get it now
deep anal computer assisted design
pbf with six nipples
>>78191416all based
>>78191775I got three
>>78191480i only make like 10 oz at a time though did you make a ton at once?
when your pbf is on his way home and you're extremely eager to see him so you just video chat the whole way
even in outcast circles i'm still an outcast
>>78191847 (me)i don't want a boyfriend or lube or to have sex with anyone like you guys doi just want to die
>>78191567i do
>>78191885nobody wants to die, but we all domake peace with yourself before it happens
>>78191819I think I made like a liter at a timemaybe the bottle like let air in or something
>>78191885i just want to live
i cried in bed today which usually makes me feel a little better but it didnt this time
you gotta cry more you weren't done yet
>>78191673i want the opposite
>>78191673>>78192017i like both
I wish I could cry more
uh w
>>78191926still sounds like alot the containers i use are only a little bigger than BD bottles so i just scoop out a big tablespoon per lube brewing session. lasts a while if im not putting it into syringes
>>78192171that's soo us
pbf who loosens you up for the family dog
>>78192171didnt know he drew that
these mountain dew flavored troli gummi worms limited edition are alright
>>78192190I wouldn't think the quantity would matter if it's sitting the same amount of timebut idfkanyways I'm happy with the stuff I've got now
>>78192321why would it be any different from all the other candy that has hfcsthey all have the same shit in it
i don’t understand a single post from here>>78191416tohere>>78191747what does that mean about me?
>>78192468zackary911 and dacad are artists
>>78192468you probably do things other than look at porn
it's always weird finding out a sfw artist you like started doing nsfw stuffpart of me gets a little sad but I guess I don't really care so long as they don't just start doing solely pornpicrel: https://files.catbox.moe/wa6wzv.gif
if i put my plush on my shoulder i can rest my head against it and its like im resting ny head on a friend's shoulderwhich is pawsome
>>78192171hairy man is the bottom (he is forced to top (against his will (children in gaza suffer less than him)))
>>78192544lets see that plush
>>78192017>>78191673iirc they have been very suicidal the last few years. skittish, bipolar, anxious. i believe they drew that way before their porn work though
>>78192321yeah they rock theyre like, the perfect kind of sickly sweet i'd expect from a taco bell item but its not a taco bell release, you can just... buy it... without also needing to buy 1200 calories of taccybell
>>78192563over the course of a year hes become my favoritei was late to work once because i had to turn around and go back when i realized i forgot him
>>78192671i like his lil hoodie. good to see hes keeping warm
>>78192544you look how i imagine a p b f to look
artistposs who has no friends and nobody to talk to and is really skittish and if you say the wrong thing he'll probably delete all his accounts but nobody will even notice because nobody cares about him
>>78192725is that you
>>78192725me... if i were even a real artist
>>78192725hi dacadi <3 uwish we were friends
>>78192737no but i happen to share a body with somebody who is>>78192738you can start now and it'd take you like a couple months to become okay, maybe a year or two to become good if you spent a lot of time on it>>78192772not him, sorry. i wish i was as good as him though
>>78192684i put it on for you though its not a particularly cold night, that comes in 2 months, planning on sleeping outside so i can work on thanksgiving so i know it'll be coldhey poss maybe i should cut holes in his hoodie for his antlers and ears to stick out offurgonomic style yknow, theyre just shoved in there at the moment>>78192694i hope you imagine a pbf being super skinny and timid!!!!
i'm a bit afraid to befriend artists because what if they think i'm only talking to them for free art
>>78192818that's a them issue, unless you say something to make them assume that you are
>>78192803>no but i happen to share a body with somebody who ishuh
>>78192171Me on the left.>TNYYS
>>78192816i do but i imagine him being super cute too!!!!
>>78192803>you can start nowaaahaha....
>>78193057um um um well i have been called cute by strangers a couple times recently...i wish i could wear a thong that well, all my bits just spill out
>>78193090possum, the absolute buffoon, had no idea that racctholomew lost both of his hands and also his feet and also his arms and also his mouth in a freak bumper car accident
I've never been called cute or handsome or attractive by anyone
>>78193057very boring panties
>>78193135i have been called all of those thingsif i saw you i might call you both handsome and attractive and if i got to know you i might even bless you with an ernest cuteor i wouldnt and i would just think these things
>>78193159ok. sorry. i wont post pictures of myself again.
gonna eat one of these tonightits 190 calories
>>78193188nah lmao I'm just a genuinely ugly person
>>78193057why can't i have boy
>>78193197what?? but i love all of these different pictures of yourself that are all you
>>78193057i like the panties
>>78193197goodget your ass some real lingerie
>>78193095THAT IS EVEN CUTER MAXIMUM CUTE POINTS ACHIEVED>>78193159yeah but whats inside them makes up for it>>78193225I thought you could and it was me who wasnt allowed>>78193240me too but especially whats inside them(and tummy)
>>78193220i have seen and thinkokay actually now that i typed that it seems rude but i and many many others think a lot of people are attractive in their own wayits like eating taco bell vs a local japanese eatery vs your own homecookingtheyre all awesomei love you poss if i ever saw you i would be angry that i dont already know you
>>78193277if i could have boy i would've had boy by now
>>78193277okay if you say so *flops my junk at you* or *casually lounges as my tip is visible*
>>78193090i only started 3 years ago and basically half assed it for the first year or two. even then, my only regret is not starting sooner. i literally never drew as a kid and now i can get like 600 likes on twitter on my dumb fucking drawings that i hate and sometimes people will even repost them to e6 sometimes (but not often)please for the love of god start right now. go to /dig/ and read the op and start drawing right fucking now.
>>78193329but some boys say that and only find their boy later…. he is still out there you can find him…>>78193347ummmmm hi haha. can i kiss u or suck u a little maybe hahaha?
drawrings kinda fun even if you're shit at it desu
dawrings are epicbut thinking of something to draw sucks the big one
>>78193388if i let you kiss or suck me you wont make as many cute posts like this so no sorry
i want to draw
ive picked up drawing and dropped it at least a dozen times by now, i never progressed as quickly as i wanted to
>>78193283I mean yeah beauty comes in tons of different shapes and stuff but like there's also a plethora of shit that is widely considered unattractive by most peopleit's cool though, I can live with never having been an attractive person, it is what it isand please don't say you love me that's weird and makes me a bit uncomfortable
>>78193435i would make more about what its like to have pbf for real but eventually it would feel weird discussing our relationship and i would make the posts only for you (called “texts”)
tonight i am making spaghetti and meatballs with garlic bread and salad with croutons
>>78193532stop eating slop
i kinda liked drawing but i could never understand colors or how to make them not look awful and it really bothered me
>>78193494sorry that was weirdsorry
i can't draw because i am stupid
>>78193596how is that slop
>>78193687it's coolit's just a me thing
tonight im havinga deconstructed beef wellington with a foie gras of cavier and fresh alaskan king crab new yorkshire style, rare, on a solid gold plate painstakingly forged by The Children of Gaza
>>78193734he's retarded don't listen to himbut it is a lot of carbs
>>78193532tonight i amimagining myself as a fox person who lives with youand will be in the kitchen sniffing like mad until the food is ready or i am shooed out
tonight I will probably not eat anything else cause I had a bowl of cheese noodle earlier and also there's nothing to make except hot dog but no bun or tater tot and I don't have any money so I can't buy food
tonight im also having spaghetti with garlic bread but without meatballs because i dont know how to make them (no pbf to show me how to make them with love)
>>78193734pasta is slop it has no nutrition, and us grown wheat is shit
linkin park came back but the new singer is into scientology that's so embarassing
>>78192383cant believe poss chose to make this post about the only mtn dew flavor that doesn't have corn syrup in it
>>78193819posts like this make me sad. possums should have food.
is this ethical or not https://e6ai.net/posts/123092?q=delken
linkin park died with chesteractually Meteora was probably the last good album
i like my rice medium rare
>e6aii didn't know that i*dians posted here...
>>78193945I'm fat I'll livejust the way the world works I guess
>>78193991no….. get fatter possum get fatter….
https://x.com/huxusnep/status/1671891086044958721snepard looking kinda...
>>78193945possums should not be fat
>>78193870the pasta is from italy and im having it with other things not on its own duh
what if we
making your wolf bf dress like a lumberjack
i don't want to learn how to draw and post my art online because i don't want people to know that i exist
>>78194057
I love you poss
>>78194232but i know you exist when you post
i hate you poss
>>78193945i don't deserve food
>>78193135I've been called many positively affirming things. But my first crush went nowhere embarassingly because I was an insecure 13 year old who hated being called cute.
>slender feminine twinks>big fat ballsi'll never comprehend this
body fat is stored in the balls
>>78194299my words mean nothing and no one cares enough to save thempeople care about art and artstyles are a lot more distinct than texting styles
>>78194258what's a top need all that booty for
>>78194354>topthat's a snep possy
>>78194352*screenshots your post and saves it to my desktop so it never goes away*
packin' femboys aren't my thing. i don't completely avoid exposure though because its good to be reminded they naturally exist, even if its unattractive to me.
>>78194354thrusting
>>78194276thank you
>>78194346I have huge balls if true
is livestreaming your suicide still cool or do people think it's attention whore behavior now
>>78194276love you too
>>78194503never kill yourself
>>78194526it's not my decision to make
>>78192725>artistposs who has no friends and nobody to talk to and is really skittishhaha...
>>78194503its never been cool, just another thing for people to share amongst their friends (you blew your brains out never knowing the feeling of sharing anything amongst friends)the best way is to just kill yourselfjust die
i'll only kill myself if act 3 in silksong is shorter than the others>>78194526
>>78194556possum with bat appendages rare findhundred dollar per pound
>>78194556his face is going to stink now
>>78194551it's my decision. don't do it.
>>78194588um poss..
>>78194503the only people who ever really liked those were edgy dudes who watch gore for funlike me when I was a teen lol
pbf who's forbidden to kill themselves or cum unless they've been really good
>>78194556hido you want to touch (apple pencil) tips
>>78194742heyi only have a wacom stylus but if thats okay then sure...
>>78193966trvke
wtf is cock vore
>>78194892a dumb fetish
>>78194911how do they get in there
Wot if it was dick shop and it started like: I'm gonna frot some fags, got 20 wossers in my pocket
>>78195064how would macklemore know what wossers are especially in 2010 when the song came out
i'm macklemore
>>78194820omg me toodigitial tablet or just tablet?
i hate that i used to draw all the time in high school so i got a bunch of notebooks and fancy pens and all sorts of drawing shit and then i graduated and just stopped drawing and haven't touched them since and im scared to even open up my notebooks because whatever id do would be comparing myself to how i was a decade ago and that idea terrifies me because i dont even know what my style or method or technique or anything would be now
>>78195029*vacuum cleaner machine*
>>78195064>>78195152racclemoreracc le whoreis this doing anything for ya?
>>78195152He's a visionary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLdvjyPzHzo
2 biscuit fry mashed tater 6 tenders and a chandoor melatonin and sleep
>>78195275everclear and juice baby
>>78195329i dont have that and i can still feel all the alky i drank 3 hours ago so its either no calories (more alky is more calories) or fat fucking meal for a fat fuck named me
>>78195380okay eat some fries with mash potatoes as a dipping sauce
>>78195398um no i have to spend 20 dollars plus tax on everything i said or eat nothing
>>78195448why are you LIKE THIS
i ju
>>78195448then go to sleep
when i get home in like half an hour im prolly gonna drink maybe at least 7 beers!
>>78195468i didnt eat yesterday because im fat but now i want food because im fat>>78195484okay possposs
i wonder how many times ai has gotten close to being too smart leading to it getting it's mechanical brains bashed in in some secret lab
>>78195554sleep well cute little possie
>>78195482actually thats me
met someone new at work whos been in industry forever and they had tattoos and slicked hair and a work suit and all this gear and i instantly got hit with an overwhelming sense of imposter syndrome because im just some schmuck who moves boxes oh yeah he was also like 4 years younger than me
>>78195193just an old basic digital tablet without a screen or any fancy stuffit barely has buttons haha
>>78194820okay i think im readyim so nervous ive never done this before..
>>78195747omg adorable badger !!!
*actually buys popeyes anyways*
>>78195795someone throw a can of soder at this posses face IMMEDIATELY!
>>78195692omg me toooo we should lay in bed together and draw stuff together (but like random scribbles (not like artist random scribbles where its an actual doodle i mean proper random scribbles because we dont know how to draw)) and then we could show eachother our drawings
>>78195818poss so fat he got slimed by a non-diet soda
>>78195857THANK YOU!
how do you draw thingsteach me how
>>78195898ok do you have a pen and some paper?
>>78193670they're hardlighting literally just makes things that are one color a different colorthats why just using a color but darker usually looks bad
>>78195927if you do that thing where you tell me to make some scribbles and then go "ta-da you can draw" i'm gonna be upset
>its another pro artist pretends to be a newbie that started 2 weeks ago so he can post something that blows everyone else away "just pick up a pencil bro"
>>78195966huh? what?
just get skinny and feminine and wear diapers
>>78196019i would like to do the first two of those
>>78196030well you dont have to do all three but you should do them in that order and definitely not in the reverse
>>78195966are you making up things in your head to get upset at again
>>78195482>>78195670
>>78195747oh noim not at home yet poss ill turn on my pc and draw something when i get there>>78195822that sounds really cute and fun and i REALLY wish we could do that rn...
>>78195747this is super good like high quality well done good nice drawing you are good at drawing
wowee thats a lot of serous fluidi gotta stop scratching
>>78196142im gonna be really angry if i see you post something that isnt non-artist scribbles because i feel like we have a connection...
i'm gonna be real
i'm gonna be sad for no reason
>>78196126
bout to do a ton of drugs wooooooo!
>>78196339could you post an undiaped loona please
>>78196339
>>78195822reminds me of this (pretend he’s drawing scribbles)
I made mac and cheese for my pbf and he air fried buffalo chicken bitesyummy
>>78196405real pbf or imaginary
>>78196276you don't wanna be real
people only like you if you can provide a service to them and as someone incapable of doing anything good i find that quite annoying
i can't stop being reali want to be inhuman
>>78196434i liked people that talked to me and did things with me but then they stopped doing that and made a groupchat without me so i guess you're right kinda
>>78196422real :)I would say he's probably a schizo delusion but I don't think I'm competent enough to work his job and pay our rent and take care of everything else on my own
>>78196459>made a groupchat without meshould've taken this as a sign that i'd forever be alone when this happened to me in middle school
gave money to a lady outside because she complimented me and asked questions about my accessories before asking for moneyim lonely
>>78196339>>78196391the feminine urge to piss and shit yourself
>>78196500>middle schooldont know if that's better or worse than having them do it when you're halfway through college and have known them since middle school
>>78196521it's bettersorry you had to go through that
>>78196552it's fine. it was a long time coming and the dreams about them are starting to become less frequent
back home time to start drinking!!!
>>78196695hold on i’ll crack a can with youholy fuck i don’t want to go to work tomorrow
>>78196714cheers poss same here thank god I dont work till noon!
>>78195747sorry for the waitthanks for touching tips with me poss ilu and i love your opobbler. your lil drawing made my night *mwah*ok im gonna go eep
>>78196131STOP
so-called "free stinkers"
honey, cocoa or cacao powder, pinch of cinnamon, pinch of cayenne, horny goat weedmix all in pot on low heat, until sludgedrink warm or stick in freezer for ten minutes and spoon into mouththats how you get the patented "horny" that big pharma doesn't want you to know about
>>78196979im bi but when i see women posing like that i can only think of them as whores but if a guy did that i would think its cute for some reason
>>78196979i should look like this i think it would be nice
>>78196979thought it was a huge penis looking at the thumbnail
>>78197002thought you were calling me honey...
>>78197040honey you mean SKUNKules
