/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #4180>"Dry Hunping" Edition--Stories--By Friendlyneighborhoodwriteanon>I Can Fix Her! (In Truth She Made Him Worse)https://archiveofourown.org/works/71452671By Somethingaboutsharks>Where Kitsune Wait (Ch. 25)https://archiveofourown.org/works/28161555By VanillaTin>Heirs to the Elders (Ch. 10)https://archiveofourown.org/works/62459470By Host_Hu>Exploring Limbo (Ch. 14)https://archiveofourown.org/works/65106238>Exploring Limbo: Always Human (Ch. 2)https://archiveofourown.org/works/71043451By VibeLordess>Three Strikes & Black Skies (Ch.13)https://archiveofourown.org/works/66259327By ScaryDrPepper>The Incorruptible Captainhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/70914181>Millennia Apart (Ch. 3)https://archiveofourown.org/works/68155381By DoubleC>Wolf Comic II (Pt. 8)https://deviantart.com/doublecenterfold/art/Wolf-Comic-II-Part-8-Get-her-1244568207By Ridderberg>Svartviken (Ch. 3)https://archiveofourown.org/works/64283476By YellowNoteAnon>Men Are From Venus, Minotaurs Are From Marshttps://archiveofourown.org/works/71144956By OctaviaAnon>My Saving Grace (Ch. 2)https://archiveofourown.org/works/70148341By Piganon>War Sells (And Everyone's Buyin') https://archiveofourown.org/works/70024626By MrFanMan42>Survivors of a Shattered World (Ch. 26)https://archiveofourown.org/works/39609141By OldNewKordi>Rosettes in the Grasslands (Ch. 3)https://archiveofourown.org/works/70198246[ Story Masterbin ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa | [ Story Update List ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates[ Aggie ]: https://magma.com/d/V9Q1qEAIvi | [ Thread Filters ]: https://rentry.org/fsdnd[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa4Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/78183205Missed a thread or two?: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/type/op/
Hmofags are people who can't stand being called furries so they do all kind of mental gymnastics just to avoid it despite the fact that they are furries since the moment they started lusting for furry women.
>>78190745Look buddy, I just jack off to fuzzy ladies okay?
>>78190706That wolf is wife material
>>78190745????????????? what?
>>78190781You know that Destiny watched Mel get plowed by BBC right?That's why you like apogee and all those Furboi that plowed her
>>78190745It's funny as hell to be honest. There is a lot of wrong with people here. A therapist could write a whole ass book about this place.
>>78190777Checked and based MLP anthro poster.Now wheres their human man?
>>78190306>>78190417>>78190464thank you based anon
>>78190745We are one hell of place aren't we?
Morgan def listens to Fallout Boy
>P.S. They say that for every fox in the comment section the completion of the fifth episode goes up by 0.01%May the power of focs do the magicAlso fuck Saikono for drawing peak Alisa content and making it a physical one-off exclusive for a comic book store, fucking smug cocktease
>>78190375Hello! Sorry for the late response, but I'm glad you've been keeping up with my writings, anon. Sorry the original was cancelled while you were waiting for it to continue, but the reboot's still being worked on and I've been studying writing lessons and feedback in the meantime. The new Vee is intended to live up the expectations set by her thread content, while still being a serious enough character to have her own trials and tribulations. I'll cut down on the doodles and get back to it, I'm grateful for your input on the matter
>>78190827That's nice anon
>>78190921Nta but I'll forgive you for that. I did like the non-rushed Chapters of the first RiB.
Would you date a beatnik waifur?
>>78191028>We tried nothing and we're all out of ideas!
>>78190745>can't stand being called furriesI just don't think it's accurate. I mean, there's some furries that participate in the thread but its culture exists outside the furry fandom/community.To me, 'being a furry' is as much about participating in that community as it is about liking anthropomorphic animals.
>>78190827Get on with the times grandpa.There is a video of DesTiny sucking someone else's cock and everyone wanted to see DesTiny suck cock out of spite so much that the one place that archives that sort of shit fucking shat itself from the amount of trafficAnd now he openly encouraged political violence in his typical smarmy "if I don't say it out loud then I didn't actually mean it" manner and he may or may not have a fed knock on his doorImagine simping for this midget cuck geg
>>78190745Look man- I don't want a fursuit, I don't want a fursona, I don't want to go to furry websites, I don't want to join furry groups, I really don't want to interact with the wider "furry fandom" whatsoever. I just see a girl like pic related, and can admit I'd like to fuck her. If that alone makes me a furry, then fine. But don't act like there aren't any valid reasons someone would want to distance themselves from that label.
>>78191017The story was just too messy and tried to use as many ideas as I'd made since I was a kid. It wasn't planned out and the narrative and characters really suffered for it. The Reboot is the same setting, but it's cut down on those old ideas in favour of a more planned narrative. I intend for Vee to be more trickster-y and silly while still having that caring, motherly nature of hers, while Wyatt should be less of a manchild and more of an eager yet smart man. Again, the feedback has proved invaluable and I very greatly appreciate your continued support. Threadgoer enjoyment is my number 1 priority and always will be
>>78190849
>>78190777Scaley and other textured Anthros get BTFO'D
>>78191136And why was "Minority Report" not about minorities? I haven't seen that movie in a minute now, but I don't remember a single brown person.
See this?This goddess was popping cherries long before Roxanne was even a napkin draft.Bow to the one true pirate queen. Reject any and all neon-haired false prophets.
>>78191264She looks like she looks like she looks like she looks like she looks like she
>>78191298men?
>>78191298She looks like she looks at me looking like i look at her
>>78191298Calm down Mat Pat!
>>78190849>Now wheres their human man?It's (You) Anon, you're the human male.
>>78191298Cant you see I'm blind
>>78191377Damn right I'm their hum---WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS??? AI GENERATED??? DISGUSTING KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT
>>78191389Blind MFers in /hmofa/ sitting on the train on the way home from work with everyone staring as they hold out their phone while it reads shit like>She looks like she fucks human men!and>No nigger YOU'RE the real shitposter here not me!and>What kind of anthro girl has the tightest butthold and why is it frog girls?
>>7819143790% of /hmofa/
There are anons who died/will die before WKW or HATSSSSS end
>>78191494Good thing no one will ever miss me when I'm gone.
>>78191401From what I understand the artist sometimes uses AI to help with backgrounds, otherwise the characters are always hand drawn and colored. (It was the only good explicitly hmofa Cadence x Chrysalis x human pic)
>>78191437Not to mention all the giant anthro tits(he leaves all the pictures at full size)
Great whaleanon is drawing loli now
>>78191578Me when I lie.
>>78191494Place your bets on what's finishing first. I'm putting my money on WKW
>>78190851idk if I'm worthy of based status, but I appreciate the compliment all the same ^____^
>>78191437>>78191573>AI phone app that describes pics>"The anthropomorphic shark girl with elf-ears and hair for no good reason also has jet black nipples on her breasts that are quantifiably twice the size of her head.">"NO DAMNIT NO!" Screams blind Anon "WHY AREN'T THE NIPPLE PINK?!">The AI cannot comprehend the outburst. Elf ears and hair look cute on shark girls, after all, why is this autistic faggot seething about them so much?
>>78191578Even if he did I wouldn't care because his """art""" is fucking dogshit.
Evening lads. I've got Chapter 2 of A Lover and A Fighter up. As a consequence of defeating Kaimana in the ring, she is upholding her end of the bet she made - going on a hot date with you, the victorious wrestler.https://archiveofourown.org/works/68919826/chapters/186145431Enjoy!
>>78191625For this piece alone, you very much are worthy.
Physical attacker humieMagefur
You see THIS >>78191644 is shitposting against an artist when it's "disguised as criticism."
>>78191688Based dynamic, even if I prefer the inverse slightly more
Just found out there's zoomer retards in this thread right now who might not know about Key of Awesome.Waifurs for this feel? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3h4yhrCCZIw
>>78191736Dimmi. Final answer.
>>78191688Can I put her on my arm and use her like a rail gun?
>>78191777Someone post that old gif of the (CS?) mod where the guy is firing and reloading the cat
>>78191833y'know whisper it helps to OPEN YOUR EYES before firing a gun
>>78191693>"disguised as criticism."Criticism implies that there is room for improvement. I am saying that the man should stop posting his drawings here permanently.
>>78191890>OPEN YOUR EYESOPEN YOUR MINDPROUD LIKE A GODDON'T PRETEND TO BE BLIND
sexanne plappington, the crimson cumthief
>>78191949more like the CRIMSON PAWJOB hehehehehehe
>>78191949BUILT FOR BWK
>>78191949>>78191963>*presses dick like a detonator*
>>78191949>>78191963glorpane sloshington
>>78192002That's after Diane is knocked up fat and gravid with human triplets and her knockers are triple their original size
>>78190706Still don't know how she fucks in that wolf costume that most anons are too stupid to realise it's a costume.
>>78191974Big White Kocks? Hello Ed Boon!
>>78191645fucking cowardfinish what you started
>>78190851No one has really drawn porn of her until now.
>>78192093Grinding or convenient holes.
>>78192138Actually Illegal for drawfags to write outside of an OCs week btw
>>78190781Ngl I missed apogee-posting
>>78190911Nah she's more of a Gorenoise Powerviolence girl
>>78192138He did?
>>78192202You might want to explore suicide as an option then>>78192238>HeShow us the uncensored giga booby Morgan Cosmo. I'm ready to witness it
Ok I think I've figured out a good formula. Will practice this a bit more, and mess with her body shape as well.
>>78192286This isn't criticism and I am just complaining, but I really hate how you moved from cute realism into your shitty deviant art style.
>>78192286Man this is great. Doesn't look like the other character but works as a standalone oc.
>>78191264>covered up the animatronic jointsRUINED!
I need this
>>78192229>Where I come from isn't all that great>My skateboard is a piece of crap>My fashion sense is a little wack>And my friends are just as weeby as me>I didn't go to boarding schools>Humie boys never looked at me>Why should they? I ain't nobody>Got nothing in my pocket>Beaverly Hills>That's where I want to be(Gimme gimme, gimme gimme)>Livin' in Beaverly Hills>Beaverly Hills>Rollin' like a celebrity(Gimme gimme, gimme gimme)>Livin' in Beaverly Hills
>>78192138>>78192238>>78192260I was under the impression few people wanted the Morg with that big a bust lol.Now that I've cleared my second chapter of my story with Kai and did the drawing for it, I'll make the big booba monster Morg pic from silly wip to real
>>78192373This, but unironically.Fuck human thots in fursuits and fuck VR and that stupid actually unimersive bullshit.Robofurwives are as close as we're getting to true waifurs.And that's so fucking hot.
>>78192420about time niggasdagkp
>>78191645Also posting the new drawing I did for Chapter 2 with Kai in her pretty Sun Moon Stars dress.
>>78192420Finally, we'll get Morgans big morgs
How long must one draw to make art that doesn't look like dogshit?
>>78192482That bush peek though
>>78192373Disembowell already did that himself with his later model iterations, though IMO Rubikon's spin is the best to date. That rough skin appearance instead of the shiny plastic, the slightly more voluptuous curves with some muscle definition and those eyes just have that something, you know? None of this Mayosplash or Crypticacurves garbage comes close to the OG GOAT's, and Rubikon perfected them IMO.
>>78192396OC?
>>78192396i'm personally more inclined to the buff tomboytho soft and fluffy childhood friend is still top tier
>>78192503Forever.
>>78192482Man I love giant tits.
Why is FTL such bullshit?
>>78192503Do you want the honest, real answer? I hope it doesn't disuade you from continuing but the truth is that it will never get better in your eyes. You'll ALWAYS feel that it's sub-par, mediocre or, at best, simply "good".Your skills do get better, and people will see that, but you won't.There are ways to visualise your progress, namely by keeping a catalogue of all your work, but don't fool yourself into thinking that you'll develop into the position of an artist you like.
>>78192910
>>78192396>>78192748I need both
>>78192887>FTLFaster Than Light?
>>78192895The reality is if you look at your art and are 100% satisfied and happy with it you’re in a bad place. You will find a place where you’re like, I don’t ENTIRELY hate this, but if you see no flaws you’ve gone blind. But if you get good enough, you just have to never voice that feeling or else people will eat your ass.
>>78192399Literally me girl
>>78192887Why yo mama raise a bitch?
>>78193077I don't care who the IRS sends, I am not paying taxes.
need a sophie version of this image
>>78193077
My wife gets upset that I won't let her wear clothes around the house. Whenever I'm feeling stressed out, especially when I get home from work, I just have an incredible urge to fill up her womb with my sperm. She has said before to take everything out on her whenever I'm on edge, and that she's fine with me dumping huge loads of cum inside her at random intervals, but she says she wants to wear clothing in between. Am I the asshole?
>>78191645Dude thanks, i was waiting for this.Also love your style.
>>78193162Thanks Cosmo, it means a lot coming from you!
>>78192887Let’s go gambling!Aw, dangit.
>>78192420Make it morgan daydreaming about being bustier
>>78192420This request but unironically >>78193248 and also picrel makes it canon!...why did you betray us Patecko? I'm literally asking favors from a macro horsecock-crushing-skyscrapers artist for pics of Morgan?it's not fair...
>>78192286who are you trying to draw?
>>78192887Sometimes your run dies instantly because the game decides you're not allowed to have fun.
>>78192420Weird how few responses you get when you aren't in your discord server in that oh-so-hidden chat having them fluff you up, isn't it?(4 of your (you)'s so far are me BTW)
thinkin about driving hotwheels down a borzois snoot
>>78191674You're too kind!. I mostly feel like Schmendrck the Great when it comes to drawing. >magic do what you will!And then I screw up the proportions, again.
creating a waifur speedrun
>>78191833>>78191890>>78191920Why are women that look like they have permanently closed eyes hot?
>>78193493Can you stop posting feral here. Thanks.
>>78193389Weasels and such, in general, but also Syringa.
>>78193631Trish's eyes are permanently closed, aren't they? I've only seen her drawn with them open once. Whisper does that as a trauma response.
>>78193619she looks like she smells good
>>78193631What's the last pic we saw from ZZX?
>>78193493We live in a post-AI world where proof of humanity now has more intrinsic value than being able to render the most detailed pussy.People can call it a cope, but it is a fact of the world we live in now and we cannot go back. Be proud of your crude smut, my hedge-wizard.
>>78193619Give us the full image
>>78193638If she walks on two feet she's anthro
>>78193493You did a great job rendering monster Alisa and you're still leagues ahead of what I can doodle so don't beat yourself up about it too much and keep doing your thing, and while I appreciate contributing to one of the rarest media collections that is Alisa /hmofa/ smut, I can't help but feel like there's an even rarer media collection: wholesome monster /hmofa/ Alisa. Hugs, cuddles, kisses, hand holding, all the truly degenerate depictions where a handjob seems vanilla. At this point I'm tired of smut and I crave the feels, and good Lord is there potential with monster Alisa for that.
>>78193735>*Muffled sounds of Diogenes awakening from his eternal slumber*
>>78193735Behold! An anthro!
>>78193691You know Trisha and Whisper aren't the only two characters with that trait.
>mfw I deliberately downloaded the game files and a resource extractor just to make this edit instead of going to bedWell at least now it exists and it works perfectly
>>78193796https://youtu.be/TnAATZN1vxo?si=L-yL36m0D6pqW96nShould have gone with kangaroos, birds don't typically use their feet for travel
>>78193895Are you implying pigeons cannot walk?
>>78191890It's what she gets for using full auto at the range.
>>78193938Not when they are chewing bubble gum
>>78193865Looks like a photoshopped Arma 2 screenshot.
>>78193692Here you go, with no lore, because everyone hates lore
>>78194007I only like lore if it's based, most non-hmofa based lore is cringe.
>>78194053>based lore is cringe?
>>78193895We need an Island of Dr.Moreau waifur edition.
>"Welcome home, babe! I made your favorite! Shepherd's tatertot pie! Wait, what's wrong? Is everything okay? Aw, what else can I do for you? Oh, that?... Do you mean tail or... *tail*? Anything for you, babe..."
>>78193735>>78193792
>>78194158>Looks like shitveri in the thumbnail>Looks like shitveri in the expanded imageWhat a waste of character design
>>78194053>Any based lore that doesn't appeal to my fetish is cringe
threads just an oc circlejerk nowadays
>>78194292What's funny is the artists who DON'T partake in that circlejerk are the ones getting shit onImagine that.
>>78194201That is NOT Averi. That is your WIFE that LOVES YOU with all her heart!
I always love going to the beach with my mom
>>78194292always has been
>>78194361If you aren't apart of the tribe you an outside that needs to die
>>78194421>Painted fur
>>78194397waifurs built like this fuck their sons and have ten incest babies who all miraculously grow up to be chads
>>78194418Averi rides BBC. Only shartytroons deny this fact.
>>78190745i mean i wanna fuck robots, aliens and other things but i'm not a fucking roboty.i'm more willing to accept it but there's a difference between>human on furryand >YMS gay furry roleplay bestiality support.
>>78194292If I wanted drawings of krystal and renamon there's 10,000 of them on e621I come here for the home grown grass fed stuff
>>78194537we're just simple livin' folk tryna grow some good quality waifurs ah do declare
>>78194511still a furry
>>78194292I think only a few artist are guilty of this. Sometimes it feels like they could be talking to other artists in dms and nothing would change.But for everyone else, there isn't much to pick from when it cones to hmofa. How much non-porn stuff even has hmofa in it? Its why we create, why the thread focuses on the OCs its produced.
>>78194579and still different enough from people have fursonas, go to conventions, etc etcBitch can be true, we just lack categories to define the groups.I'll be a furry and you can be a massive knot sucking furfag or something.
>>78190786trixi my wifeI drew this, i think everyone should draw trixi too, and read Trixi the Clown by Trashbinlid on AO3 cus its amazing
>>78194637The artist want to everyone to see them jerking off their "friends"
>>78194361What do you mean? I love all artists.
>>78194836I drew her being kickes out the airlock by shitsec
>>78194789So we should make all the characters in our porn white men. I see...
>>78194361Which artist do you believe get shit on for not being apart of the circlejerk?
>>78194887don't worry you'll send them an invite eventually!(now do the part where you say only a shitposter would dislike the Discord servers, just like we planned!)
>"Try not to panic. You have been in /hmofa/ for... some time."
>>78194939*AUTISTIC SCREECHING*
>>78194939The fuck is that poster?
>>78190875Who's thread is it in?
>>78194877See you're so gay you've not even considered women.
>>78195033I mean, feline women of course. That part was unspoken.
>>78194292And none those ocs are yours, sad!
>>78195046>white man, furry womanWhere's the problem anon?
is it weird that i like, kinda really want a female bowser fic?
Trying to write a romance between a birdgirl and a person with no legs––the bird needs him to open jars and stuff, which the man can do with ease since he turns his wheelchair all day longhttps://www.royalroad.com/fiction/128737/the-wheel-and-the-wing
>>78195052just join the discord and draw some of the mod's oc for some scrap attention!
>>78195082Christ no,Bowser normally >a rude, crude evil person with a soft side for family>extremely goofy>canonically into humanoids >will dote on yousounds like a good idea.
>>78195120you know what, screw iti'm adding it to my idea pile.
>>78195094Hast though considered the alternate title "an arm and a leg"how many words you got there anon, i could go over it tomorrow, i'm sick as a dog thought.
>>78195094by birdgirl, do you mean likeanthro birdgirl like the image you posted, or monster girl. like a harpy
>>78195142Here's an idea.Bowser likes to blame everyone else for his failure normally.but also wants to be cool around you because that's the idea, extremely insecure bully.there's a lot of fun to be had there especially if you want to tease Bowser. but BUT, have a reason for Bowser to want this other than "i want it." will bore of the MC, so long as you have something, a chemistry to bounce off of that's the golden ticket there.
Damn I've been writing to 3am. this fics way more fun to write than the original, really feel like I'm back in the groove. Life feels pretty damn good
>>78195082>She already has kids from other fathers >Single mother JFC anon fuck no. Don't stick your dick in stretched out pussy and don't raise other males' children.
>>78195171anthrothe cover on the site is provisional. they call em harpies in the book because there's no better word to describe em
>>78195017I think I'll get autobanned if I link the FUNNYBIRDFarms thread
