/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #4180>"Dry Hunping" Edition--Stories--By Friendlyneighborhoodwriteanon>I Can Fix Her! (In Truth She Made Him Worse)https://archiveofourown.org/works/71452671By Somethingaboutsharks>Where Kitsune Wait (Ch. 25)https://archiveofourown.org/works/28161555By VanillaTin>Heirs to the Elders (Ch. 10)https://archiveofourown.org/works/62459470By Host_Hu>Exploring Limbo (Ch. 14)https://archiveofourown.org/works/65106238>Exploring Limbo: Always Human (Ch. 2)https://archiveofourown.org/works/71043451By VibeLordess>Three Strikes & Black Skies (Ch.13)https://archiveofourown.org/works/66259327By ScaryDrPepper>The Incorruptible Captainhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/70914181>Millennia Apart (Ch. 3)https://archiveofourown.org/works/68155381By DoubleC>Wolf Comic II (Pt. 8)https://deviantart.com/doublecenterfold/art/Wolf-Comic-II-Part-8-Get-her-1244568207By Ridderberg>Svartviken (Ch. 3)https://archiveofourown.org/works/64283476By YellowNoteAnon>Men Are From Venus, Minotaurs Are From Marshttps://archiveofourown.org/works/71144956By OctaviaAnon>My Saving Grace (Ch. 2)https://archiveofourown.org/works/70148341By Piganon>War Sells (And Everyone's Buyin') https://archiveofourown.org/works/70024626By MrFanMan42>Survivors of a Shattered World (Ch. 26)https://archiveofourown.org/works/39609141By OldNewKordi>Rosettes in the Grasslands (Ch. 3)https://archiveofourown.org/works/70198246[ Story Masterbin ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa | [ Story Update List ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates[ Aggie ]: https://magma.com/d/V9Q1qEAIvi | [ Thread Filters ]: https://rentry.org/fsdnd[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa4Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/78183205Missed a thread or two?: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/type/op/
Hmofags are people who can't stand being called furries so they do all kind of mental gymnastics just to avoid it despite the fact that they are furries since the moment they started lusting for furry women.
>>78190745Look buddy, I just jack off to fuzzy ladies okay?
>>78190706That wolf is wife material
>>78190745????????????? what?
>>78190781You know that Destiny watched Mel get plowed by BBC right?That's why you like apogee and all those Furboi that plowed her
>>78190745It's funny as hell to be honest. There is a lot of wrong with people here. A therapist could write a whole ass book about this place.
>>78190777Checked and based MLP anthro poster.Now wheres their human man?
>>78190306>>78190417>>78190464thank you based anon
>>78190745We are one hell of place aren't we?
Morgan def listens to Fallout Boy
>P.S. They say that for every fox in the comment section the completion of the fifth episode goes up by 0.01%May the power of focs do the magicAlso fuck Saikono for drawing peak Alisa content and making it a physical one-off exclusive for a comic book store, fucking smug cocktease
>>78190375Hello! Sorry for the late response, but I'm glad you've been keeping up with my writings, anon. Sorry the original was cancelled while you were waiting for it to continue, but the reboot's still being worked on and I've been studying writing lessons and feedback in the meantime. The new Vee is intended to live up the expectations set by her thread content, while still being a serious enough character to have her own trials and tribulations. I'll cut down on the doodles and get back to it, I'm grateful for your input on the matter
>>78190827That's nice anon
>>78190921Nta but I'll forgive you for that. I did like the non-rushed Chapters of the first RiB.
Would you date a beatnik waifur?
>>78191028>We tried nothing and we're all out of ideas!
>>78190745>can't stand being called furriesI just don't think it's accurate. I mean, there's some furries that participate in the thread but its culture exists outside the furry fandom/community.To me, 'being a furry' is as much about participating in that community as it is about liking anthropomorphic animals.
>>78190827Get on with the times grandpa.There is a video of DesTiny sucking someone else's cock and everyone wanted to see DesTiny suck cock out of spite so much that the one place that archives that sort of shit fucking shat itself from the amount of trafficAnd now he openly encouraged political violence in his typical smarmy "if I don't say it out loud then I didn't actually mean it" manner and he may or may not have a fed knock on his doorImagine simping for this midget cuck geg
>>78190745Look man- I don't want a fursuit, I don't want a fursona, I don't want to go to furry websites, I don't want to join furry groups, I really don't want to interact with the wider "furry fandom" whatsoever. I just see a girl like pic related, and can admit I'd like to fuck her. If that alone makes me a furry, then fine. But don't act like there aren't any valid reasons someone would want to distance themselves from that label.
>>78191017The story was just too messy and tried to use as many ideas as I'd made since I was a kid. It wasn't planned out and the narrative and characters really suffered for it. The Reboot is the same setting, but it's cut down on those old ideas in favour of a more planned narrative. I intend for Vee to be more trickster-y and silly while still having that caring, motherly nature of hers, while Wyatt should be less of a manchild and more of an eager yet smart man. Again, the feedback has proved invaluable and I very greatly appreciate your continued support. Threadgoer enjoyment is my number 1 priority and always will be
>>78190849
>>78190777Scaley and other textured Anthros get BTFO'D
>>78191136And why was "Minority Report" not about minorities? I haven't seen that movie in a minute now, but I don't remember a single brown person.
See this?This goddess was popping cherries long before Roxanne was even a napkin draft.Bow to the one true pirate queen. Reject any and all neon-haired false prophets.
>>78191264She looks like she looks like she looks like she looks like she looks like she
>>78191298men?
>>78191298She looks like she looks at me looking like i look at her
>>78191298Calm down Mat Pat!
>>78190849>Now wheres their human man?It's (You) Anon, you're the human male.
>>78191298Cant you see I'm blind
>>78191377Damn right I'm their hum---WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS??? AI GENERATED??? DISGUSTING KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT
>>78191389Blind MFers in /hmofa/ sitting on the train on the way home from work with everyone staring as they hold out their phone while it reads shit like>She looks like she fucks human men!and>No nigger YOU'RE the real shitposter here not me!and>What kind of anthro girl has the tightest butthold and why is it frog girls?
>>7819143790% of /hmofa/
There are anons who died/will die before WKW or HATSSSSS end
>>78191494Good thing no one will ever miss me when I'm gone.
>>78191401From what I understand the artist sometimes uses AI to help with backgrounds, otherwise the characters are always hand drawn and colored. (It was the only good explicitly hmofa Cadence x Chrysalis x human pic)
>>78191437Not to mention all the giant anthro tits(he leaves all the pictures at full size)
Great whaleanon is drawing loli now
>>78191578Me when I lie.
>>78191494Place your bets on what's finishing first. I'm putting my money on WKW
>>78190851idk if I'm worthy of based status, but I appreciate the compliment all the same ^____^
>>78191437>>78191573>AI phone app that describes pics>"The anthropomorphic shark girl with elf-ears and hair for no good reason also has jet black nipples on her breasts that are quantifiably twice the size of her head.">"NO DAMNIT NO!" Screams blind Anon "WHY AREN'T THE NIPPLE PINK?!">The AI cannot comprehend the outburst. Elf ears and hair look cute on shark girls, after all, why is this autistic faggot seething about them so much?
>>78191578Even if he did I wouldn't care because his """art""" is fucking dogshit.
Evening lads. I've got Chapter 2 of A Lover and A Fighter up. As a consequence of defeating Kaimana in the ring, she is upholding her end of the bet she made - going on a hot date with you, the victorious wrestler.https://archiveofourown.org/works/68919826/chapters/186145431Enjoy!
>>78191625For this piece alone, you very much are worthy.
Physical attacker humieMagefur
You see THIS >>78191644 is shitposting against an artist when it's "disguised as criticism."
>>78191688Based dynamic, even if I prefer the inverse slightly more
Just found out there's zoomer retards in this thread right now who might not know about Key of Awesome.Waifurs for this feel? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3h4yhrCCZIw
>>78191736Dimmi. Final answer.
>>78191688Can I put her on my arm and use her like a rail gun?
>>78191777Someone post that old gif of the (CS?) mod where the guy is firing and reloading the cat
>>78191833y'know whisper it helps to OPEN YOUR EYES before firing a gun
>>78191693>"disguised as criticism."Criticism implies that there is room for improvement. I am saying that the man should stop posting his drawings here permanently.
>>78191890>OPEN YOUR EYESOPEN YOUR MINDPROUD LIKE A GODDON'T PRETEND TO BE BLIND
sexanne plappington, the crimson cumthief
>>78191949more like the CRIMSON PAWJOB hehehehehehe
>>78191949BUILT FOR BWK
>>78191949>>78191963>*presses dick like a detonator*
>>78191949>>78191963glorpane sloshington
>>78192002That's after Diane is knocked up fat and gravid with human triplets and her knockers are triple their original size
>>78190706Still don't know how she fucks in that wolf costume that most anons are too stupid to realise it's a costume.
>>78191974Big White Kocks? Hello Ed Boon!
>>78191645fucking cowardfinish what you started
>>78190851No one has really drawn porn of her until now.
>>78192093Grinding or convenient holes.
>>78192138Actually Illegal for drawfags to write outside of an OCs week btw
>>78190781Ngl I missed apogee-posting
>>78190911Nah she's more of a Gorenoise Powerviolence girl
>>78192138He did?
>>78192202You might want to explore suicide as an option then>>78192238>HeShow us the uncensored giga booby Morgan Cosmo. I'm ready to witness it
Ok I think I've figured out a good formula. Will practice this a bit more, and mess with her body shape as well.
>>78192286This isn't criticism and I am just complaining, but I really hate how you moved from cute realism into your shitty deviant art style.
>>78192286Man this is great. Doesn't look like the other character but works as a standalone oc.
>>78191264>covered up the animatronic jointsRUINED!
I need this
>>78192229>Where I come from isn't all that great>My skateboard is a piece of crap>My fashion sense is a little wack>And my friends are just as weeby as me>I didn't go to boarding schools>Humie boys never looked at me>Why should they? I ain't nobody>Got nothing in my pocket>Beaverly Hills>That's where I want to be(Gimme gimme, gimme gimme)>Livin' in Beaverly Hills>Beaverly Hills>Rollin' like a celebrity(Gimme gimme, gimme gimme)>Livin' in Beaverly Hills
>>78192138>>78192238>>78192260I was under the impression few people wanted the Morg with that big a bust lol.Now that I've cleared my second chapter of my story with Kai and did the drawing for it, I'll make the big booba monster Morg pic from silly wip to real
>>78192373This, but unironically.Fuck human thots in fursuits and fuck VR and that stupid actually unimersive bullshit.Robofurwives are as close as we're getting to true waifurs.And that's so fucking hot.
>>78192420about time niggasdagkp
>>78191645Also posting the new drawing I did for Chapter 2 with Kai in her pretty Sun Moon Stars dress.
>>78192420Finally, we'll get Morgans big morgs
How long must one draw to make art that doesn't look like dogshit?
>>78192482That bush peek though
>>78192373Disembowell already did that himself with his later model iterations, though IMO Rubikon's spin is the best to date. That rough skin appearance instead of the shiny plastic, the slightly more voluptuous curves with some muscle definition and those eyes just have that something, you know? None of this Mayosplash or Crypticacurves garbage comes close to the OG GOAT's, and Rubikon perfected them IMO.
>>78192396OC?
>>78192396i'm personally more inclined to the buff tomboytho soft and fluffy childhood friend is still top tier
>>78192503Forever.
>>78192482Man I love giant tits.
Why is FTL such bullshit?
>>78192503Do you want the honest, real answer? I hope it doesn't disuade you from continuing but the truth is that it will never get better in your eyes. You'll ALWAYS feel that it's sub-par, mediocre or, at best, simply "good".Your skills do get better, and people will see that, but you won't.There are ways to visualise your progress, namely by keeping a catalogue of all your work, but don't fool yourself into thinking that you'll develop into the position of an artist you like.
>>78192910
>>78192396>>78192748I need both
>>78192887>FTLFaster Than Light?
>>78192895The reality is if you look at your art and are 100% satisfied and happy with it you’re in a bad place. You will find a place where you’re like, I don’t ENTIRELY hate this, but if you see no flaws you’ve gone blind. But if you get good enough, you just have to never voice that feeling or else people will eat your ass.
>>78192399Literally me girl
>>78192887Why yo mama raise a bitch?
>>78193077I don't care who the IRS sends, I am not paying taxes.
need a sophie version of this image
>>78193077
My wife gets upset that I won't let her wear clothes around the house. Whenever I'm feeling stressed out, especially when I get home from work, I just have an incredible urge to fill up her womb with my sperm. She has said before to take everything out on her whenever I'm on edge, and that she's fine with me dumping huge loads of cum inside her at random intervals, but she says she wants to wear clothing in between. Am I the asshole?
>>78191645Dude thanks, i was waiting for this.Also love your style.
>>78193162Thanks Cosmo, it means a lot coming from you!
>>78192887Let’s go gambling!Aw, dangit.
>>78192420Make it morgan daydreaming about being bustier
>>78192420This request but unironically >>78193248 and also picrel makes it canon!...why did you betray us Patecko? I'm literally asking favors from a macro horsecock-crushing-skyscrapers artist for pics of Morgan?it's not fair...
>>78192286who are you trying to draw?
>>78192887Sometimes your run dies instantly because the game decides you're not allowed to have fun.
>>78192420Weird how few responses you get when you aren't in your discord server in that oh-so-hidden chat having them fluff you up, isn't it?(4 of your (you)'s so far are me BTW)
thinkin about driving hotwheels down a borzois snoot
>>78191674You're too kind!. I mostly feel like Schmendrck the Great when it comes to drawing. >magic do what you will!And then I screw up the proportions, again.
creating a waifur speedrun
>>78191833>>78191890>>78191920Why are women that look like they have permanently closed eyes hot?
>>78193493Can you stop posting feral here. Thanks.
>>78193389Weasels and such, in general, but also Syringa.
>>78193631Trish's eyes are permanently closed, aren't they? I've only seen her drawn with them open once. Whisper does that as a trauma response.
>>78193619she looks like she smells good
>>78193631What's the last pic we saw from ZZX?
>>78193493We live in a post-AI world where proof of humanity now has more intrinsic value than being able to render the most detailed pussy.People can call it a cope, but it is a fact of the world we live in now and we cannot go back. Be proud of your crude smut, my hedge-wizard.
>>78193619Give us the full image
>>78193638If she walks on two feet she's anthro
>>78193493You did a great job rendering monster Alisa and you're still leagues ahead of what I can doodle so don't beat yourself up about it too much and keep doing your thing, and while I appreciate contributing to one of the rarest media collections that is Alisa /hmofa/ smut, I can't help but feel like there's an even rarer media collection: wholesome monster /hmofa/ Alisa. Hugs, cuddles, kisses, hand holding, all the truly degenerate depictions where a handjob seems vanilla. At this point I'm tired of smut and I crave the feels, and good Lord is there potential with monster Alisa for that.
>>78193735>*Muffled sounds of Diogenes awakening from his eternal slumber*
>>78193735Behold! An anthro!
>>78193691You know Trisha and Whisper aren't the only two characters with that trait.
>mfw I deliberately downloaded the game files and a resource extractor just to make this edit instead of going to bedWell at least now it exists and it works perfectly
>>78193796https://youtu.be/TnAATZN1vxo?si=L-yL36m0D6pqW96nShould have gone with kangaroos, birds don't typically use their feet for travel
>>78193895Are you implying pigeons cannot walk?
>>78191890It's what she gets for using full auto at the range.
>>78193938Not when they are chewing bubble gum
>>78193865Looks like a photoshopped Arma 2 screenshot.
>>78193692Here you go, with no lore, because everyone hates lore
>>78194007I only like lore if it's based, most non-hmofa based lore is cringe.
>>78194053>based lore is cringe?
>>78193895We need an Island of Dr.Moreau waifur edition.
>"Welcome home, babe! I made your favorite! Shepherd's tatertot pie! Wait, what's wrong? Is everything okay? Aw, what else can I do for you? Oh, that?... Do you mean tail or... *tail*? Anything for you, babe..."
>>78193735>>78193792
>>78194158>Looks like shitveri in the thumbnail>Looks like shitveri in the expanded imageWhat a waste of character design
>>78194053>Any based lore that doesn't appeal to my fetish is cringe
threads just an oc circlejerk nowadays
>>78194292What's funny is the artists who DON'T partake in that circlejerk are the ones getting shit onImagine that.
>>78194201That is NOT Averi. That is your WIFE that LOVES YOU with all her heart!
I always love going to the beach with my mom
>>78194292always has been
>>78194361If you aren't apart of the tribe you an outside that needs to die
>>78194421>Painted fur
>>78194397waifurs built like this fuck their sons and have ten incest babies who all miraculously grow up to be chads
>>78194418Averi rides BBC. Only shartytroons deny this fact.
>>78190745i mean i wanna fuck robots, aliens and other things but i'm not a fucking roboty.i'm more willing to accept it but there's a difference between>human on furryand >YMS gay furry roleplay bestiality support.
>>78194292If I wanted drawings of krystal and renamon there's 10,000 of them on e621I come here for the home grown grass fed stuff
>>78194537we're just simple livin' folk tryna grow some good quality waifurs ah do declare
>>78194511still a furry
>>78194292I think only a few artist are guilty of this. Sometimes it feels like they could be talking to other artists in dms and nothing would change.But for everyone else, there isn't much to pick from when it cones to hmofa. How much non-porn stuff even has hmofa in it? Its why we create, why the thread focuses on the OCs its produced.
>>78194579and still different enough from people have fursonas, go to conventions, etc etcBitch can be true, we just lack categories to define the groups.I'll be a furry and you can be a massive knot sucking furfag or something.
>>78190786trixi my wifeI drew this, i think everyone should draw trixi too, and read Trixi the Clown by Trashbinlid on AO3 cus its amazing
>>78194637The artist want to everyone to see them jerking off their "friends"
>>78194361What do you mean? I love all artists.
>>78194836I drew her being kickes out the airlock by shitsec
>>78194789So we should make all the characters in our porn white men. I see...
>>78194361Which artist do you believe get shit on for not being apart of the circlejerk?
>>78194887don't worry you'll send them an invite eventually!(now do the part where you say only a shitposter would dislike the Discord servers, just like we planned!)
>"Try not to panic. You have been in /hmofa/ for... some time."
>>78194939*AUTISTIC SCREECHING*
>>78194939The fuck is that poster?
>>78190875Who's thread is it in?
>>78194877See you're so gay you've not even considered women.
>>78195033I mean, feline women of course. That part was unspoken.
>>78194292And none those ocs are yours, sad!
>>78195046>white man, furry womanWhere's the problem anon?
is it weird that i like, kinda really want a female bowser fic?
Trying to write a romance between a birdgirl and a person with no legs––the bird needs him to open jars and stuff, which the man can do with ease since he turns his wheelchair all day longhttps://www.royalroad.com/fiction/128737/the-wheel-and-the-wing
>>78195052just join the discord and draw some of the mod's oc for some scrap attention!
>>78195082Christ no,Bowser normally >a rude, crude evil person with a soft side for family>extremely goofy>canonically into humanoids >will dote on yousounds like a good idea.
>>78195120you know what, screw iti'm adding it to my idea pile.
>>78195094Hast though considered the alternate title "an arm and a leg"how many words you got there anon, i could go over it tomorrow, i'm sick as a dog thought.
>>78195094by birdgirl, do you mean likeanthro birdgirl like the image you posted, or monster girl. like a harpy
>>78195142Here's an idea.Bowser likes to blame everyone else for his failure normally.but also wants to be cool around you because that's the idea, extremely insecure bully.there's a lot of fun to be had there especially if you want to tease Bowser. but BUT, have a reason for Bowser to want this other than "i want it." will bore of the MC, so long as you have something, a chemistry to bounce off of that's the golden ticket there.
Damn I've been writing to 3am. this fics way more fun to write than the original, really feel like I'm back in the groove. Life feels pretty damn good
>>78195082>She already has kids from other fathers >Single mother JFC anon fuck no. Don't stick your dick in stretched out pussy and don't raise other males' children.
>>78195171anthrothe cover on the site is provisional. they call em harpies in the book because there's no better word to describe em
>>78195017I think I'll get autobanned if I link the FUNNYBIRDFarms thread
>>78195147In my first chapter I have the following stanza: "no arms meets no legs" :) it's 25k words, but I don't mind you reading just the first chapter (which is 2k)thanks!
>>78195216No big loss. KF feels like the least funny /pol/ users stuck in their own discord server most days.It should go back to being a wiki where I can laugh at the lolcows
>>78195082i would enjoy that as well
>>78195296Surprisingly enough, we were the good guys in that convo lol
>>78195216Kiwifags are autistic in a bad way
>>78195296The bad webcomics threads are the funniest because you always see some dude talk like his former fav webcomic burned his house down and murdered his family
>>78195208i mean, there's always the option of bowser without kids, but i don't think single mother bowser would be a bad idea. heck, one of my favorite snoot fics rn is single father anon and single mother mia. you can do some good with that kind of dynamic.definitely gonna have to consider multiple ideas before doing anything tho.
>>78195082Love this design for female Bowser.>When your mom/older sister's friends steal your Switch, so you have to go into her room to get it back.
>>78195186You're thinking about this wrong>Bowser has a one night stand with mc (Totally wasn't her first time having sex)>years later Bowser jr kidnaps mc, calling him his father>Mc denies it, but pieces the slowly fall into place that Bowser had his child>Mixture of confusion and anger at Bowser not telling him>Bowser forced to admit there was no way she could tell him she was having his child after that one night stand>Only told Bowser jr becuase he kept asking about it>mc now has to deal with a child he never knew he had and a Bowser that clearly wanted more than a one night stand with him>>78195208
>>78195208Babies come from the stork in the Mario universe you dummy
>>78195323In one farmer's opinion. >>78195341The best ops are usually the ones with insider knowledge getting fed up.
Reminder to take breaks and play with your waifur.
>>78195549She enjoys it.
>>78195474That kind of feels like mental gymnastics so you're "technically" not writing a romance with a single mother. Methinks you should lean into it instead and ignore purityfags. Perhaps make her a widow. Very few would sperg out about a widowed female anthro love interest
i need more fanfics like missy's, where the mc is with a cryptid. Any suggestions?
>>78195606>>78195474Make her a futa and say she fucked Peach years ago, and that you three can have a threesome if you kill a pesky plumber for her.
>>78195606But she's still a single mom in my version...
>>78195606>How dare the 30+ year old waifur to have multiple ex-boyfriends??? ruined.....I just want the world to feel a bit real
>>78195815Frankly, if she didn't fuck a man before meeting me, can you call it true love?
>>78195833I once tried to date a virgin femcelShe showed me MLP porn she drew and women beating each other and eating shards of glass Don't fall for the bait bros...
>>78195815>Y-You don't understand! She NEEDS to have a high body count in order to be REAL!
>>78195968Apparently having a boyfriend = Fucking him?
>>78195815A sour past relationship where her partner walked out on her and her kid could be something that plays into why she acts the way she does.
>>78195996It adds a layer of depth.
waifurs with messy hairbuns
>>78196041Every man she sleeps with adds another layer of depth to her.
>>78195965That literally sounds like hte perfect woman, and I've dated normie whores who left when I showed them my power level
>>78195606A cuck is a cuck. Can't help them. They love raise other people's kids. Best to let their blood line die out.
>>78195968Move that goal post further anon, we're all on your side!
>>78195996Yeah idkWaifurs being mid 20s trad untouched no first kiss no high school romance virgins gets oldHaving a waifur have an ex makes some anons for some reason think they are pornstar with a 50 men bodycountAnd for example, in Snootgame ending 3 was going to be the original and only ending, but it was deemed too /pol/coded you being le epic based raycist "fixing" the scalie waifur, thus ending 4 was added plus fang did have an ex IIRC
>>78196156A woman who hasn't lost her virgintiy by 25 is no different than a man who hasn't lost his virginity by 25Red flag all about. Seriousoly? NOBODY wanted you? NOBODY wanted to hit that? Bullshit. Something is WRONG with you. Hands down.
>>78196113kek
>>78196155>So... do you have an ex?>Wh-what? Well I did have a boyfriend in high sch->FUCKING WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE YOU FUCKED 20 MEN AT LEAST YOU FUCKING BITCH
>>78196199you seem upset?:)
>>78196156Why is it better if a waifur has had sex with another man before? Sounds like you're trying to put down something you don't like as inferior instead of admitting to having a preference that others don't.
>>78196187Good men and women don't need to lose anything before 25. Just find a nice church and you can find someone to marry if you are worried.
>>78196212I never said it was better, just said it doesn't have anything wrongIdk why is it a problem for waifur to have a single ex (whom probably didn't fuck) and for the humie MC to a 50 gorillion bodycount to be okThe shitposty tier of hate this trope gets is what it makes it annoying and makes writerfags get a bit less creative with their storiesKnowing that if they add at least one (1) past relationship their entire story they have been working on might crumble down
>>78196113
>>78196210Oh nonono you really did this irl didn't you
I fucking LOVE
most of you cant approach a woman irl why do you care so much about this
>>78196234>He thinks the girls going to church on their mid-twenties/early-thirties are forever-virgins who are still waiting for the right man.Confirmed for never going to church.
>mfw humies won't date me because I had a 1 month relationship 5 years ago
>>78196282Framing writefags us uncreative for not giving their waifues an ex is beyond retarded.
>>78196336>He thinks the girls going to church on their mid-twenties/early-thirties are forever-virgins
>>78196282Nobody said anything about the human mc also being a manwhore.
You are a used up man whore if any other woman has used your penis
>>78196382Well, what if a story you really liked, 5 chapters in, suddenly reveals that the waifur he's been living with fucked some random shmuck in her college years a long time ago?What would you do?
>>78196406Virgin men belong with virgin women. Simple as.
This is your waifur's dad
>>78196234oh anon. when talking about real life w*men they are all whores. most don't leave their teens without losing their virginity.
>>78196382How many "successful" /hmofa/ stories have waifurs with at least one ex?Remember that ex doesn't mean FUCKING him
>>78196432NTA, but I'd drop the story
>>78196234Found the writefag who's a virgin
>>78196432>What if a story you liked did a thing you didn't likeI'd stop reading, duh.
>>78196432I'd spam, three whole threads with purityfag cuckold obsessed bullshit, shitting them up for eternity, and false-flagging anyone who's okay with a non-virginal woman as being a shitposter.
>>78196503>>78196481That right there answers my theory, mostly everyone would just immediately shit on the story, this is not some anons, something you can shrug off, that would be almost everyone, not even good writing or likeable characters would save youTotally vindicated for ever posting here
>>78196516>anyone who's okay with a non-virginal woman as being a shitposter.The thing is, not even non-virgin woman, just by the sole fact of the waifur having an ex, a person whom she liked in a past time but didn't fuck, makes everyone freak the fuck out.
>>78196537It would be noisy samefagging retards like (You) is what it would be.Anyone with an actual brain can tell threads SLOW DOWN when you do this shit becuase you're not worth engaging with, so you engage with yourself.You're a fucking moron if you think this works. You're getting filtered by the filter in the OP for gods sake.
MILFGUSHERS
>>78196576>My argument got shutdown! You must be samefagging!I can't prove to you if I am or I am not samefagging.
>>78190706Does mollyanon have an actual artist name, or a separate spot where they keep their stuff?
>>78196492Your a real pussy slayer bro, thats why you're here.
>>78196585I'm going to talk to you, because you aren't purityfag.Sell me on huge tits and lactaction, I honestly don't get the allure.
>>78196607He has a mega some people use to collect all his works. I think he goes by a few names on different boards.
>>78196576That hurt didn't it? Go ahead, filter all different opinions, cover your ears and go LALALALALA like a fucking child
>>78196650Do the anons on hmoba call him "Molly'sbrotheranon"?
>>78196650we call him qaylo-anon and mollysbrother-anon in /hmoba/(I don't know I've never been there, please make him stop drawing gay shti I think I'm falling for it)>>78196666Mad
>>78196585OOOOOUGH MILFURS
>>78196638Bags of pennies and gallons of sand
>>78196666double satan dubs... You must be WRONG!
>>78196681>Purityfag is a qaylo posterlol
>>78196701HmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmI'm listening...
>>78194869when I was captain of a sub I would order my seccies to beat all new assistants who joined my server until they were unconcious then force clown clothing onto them
>>78196666fucking QUAD NUKED
>>78196735>Least flagrant abuse of power by shitcurity
>>78196650>he has a mega
>>78196761its on the hmofa wiki
>>78196436Is it really too much to want to share a special first experience with someone you love? Even if it's fiction?
>>78196721Ooooh you caught me! I'm the anon known as puritywhatever!Also I don't even like Molly or any bunnies!Only childhood best friend awwos should be in this thread god damnit! I can't trust wifwolf with that shit after the femcel fatbitch maybe-werewolf-boy-would-fuck-me-cause-nobody-else-will invasion!Oh also Apogee is really cool and based and her design isn't boring at all!And women should have had at least 10 partners before me!I'm I playing your boogeyman enough? Not everyone who disagrees with you is a shitposter you know.
>>78196799Calm down writerfag.. your story is special... you are special... everything is going to be fine.
>>78196799You're typing too quick anon.
>>78196799>Not everyone who disagrees with you is a shitposter you know.Woah woah woah!Some people aren't ready for that particular TRVKE my brother in Christ
>>78196607No, just the mega and the ao3 story, hmoba and here.
>>78196725Gallons of pennies and bags of bags
>>78196863Ngl I think it's the most ignored problem in /hmofa/.
>>78196859>His WPM isn't 94This is why women are alreadly secretary's making side hustle money as /hmofa/ writefags, and (You) are in high-school looking at a McDonalds application my young ignorant nigger
>>78196785this
>>78196902Damn dude, you are REALLY mad
>>78196785Is it really to much to ask that people have had a life outside of (You) and your selfish existence that MAYBE there was somebody before you, and that the universe doesn't revolve around your dick getting wet?Damn. Must suck to not be able to cope with that reality in your shitty fantasies that you hide in.
Testing some dumb shit I'll add to later.
>>78196925OMG you're so mad I can't even right now!
>>78196282Adding exs to either of my stories waifurs would only serve to make their eventual relationships less special. Its not some simple change you can make to a character without repercussions to the story.
>>78196785Wholesome 2 idiot virgins trying to have sex is the absolute best butCan't I really try to do something different if I wanted to?
>>78196585>>78196701>>78196881hnnggg
>>78196638>Sell me on huge tits and lactactionI can't, it comes prepackaged with being born maleYou're either a woman or fucked in the head
>>78196931>Having preferences and not immediately throwing them away at the first whiff of pussy makes you bad person actuallyProjection-Kun... I...
>>78196282adding exs to either of my stories waifurs would only serve to make their eventual relationships more special. It's not some simple change you can make to a character without reprecussions in the story. In fact, both of them would have the experience to see through facades and be able to notice the flaws in a man, and know that the guy they were with now was more special, not less.Sadly, if I wrote that, /hmofa/ retard virgin incels would flip their shit, so I have to do basic bitch power fantasies where somehow a spineless retard controlls the relationship and maintains a womans affection despite being a doormat of a human man.What? Name my story? I would never! Uhh uh uh uh the shitposter! yeah! the shitpsoter! HE'D make it impossible! It's got nothing to do with my own inexperience and failings as a man! Yeah, that's it!
>>78196972Not saying it is obligatory to have an ex or something, I am just saying we should at least give a bit of freedom to storyfags to do something differentI myself would definitely drop a story if the waifur fucked "fiddy men", one would make me a bit uncomfortable, but it is part of life if the drawfag is going for a realistic relationship approach, an ex in a very short relationship with no sexual contact is just fineObviously the writerfag can ignore this and make the virgin clueless waifur which everyone enjoys
>>78196785No, all fictional women have lost their first time with soneone else, (You) aren't allowed to have that.
>>78197044You are a retarded shitposting faggot, and I really with someone else had been the realest nigga in this threadKYS BTW
>>78197087You keep mistyping anon... step off for a bit.
My waifur just got in a fight with some blue dude and she hit him rapidly in the chest until his neck stretched and he stopped moving
>>78197062>I am just saying we should at least give a bit of freedom to storyfags to do something differentChildhood. Best. Friend. Awoo. Virgin. Tomboy.OR ELSE!!!!!!!11!!!!
>>78193131is this from "no I'm not human?"
>>78196931>Damn. Must suck to not be able to cope with that reality in your shitty fantasies that you hide in.Are you okay, anon?
>>78197115KINO!!!!!
>>78197109honestly I should go to bed, but also he's right even if he retarded
>>78197126it predates that no
You guys know you can write a story instead of arguing about hypotheticals, right? By writing your story about an inexperienced young couple's first time, or a down on her luck waifur finding love after a rough breakup, or whatever you want, you are automatically winning against your "opposition"
>>78197087>t. seething purityfag
Would your waifur be coalition or separatist
requests
>>78197169>waifur finding love after a rough breakupwould def read that
>>78196785It's honestly a sweet thing. All my buddies who are married met their women after college, and with one exception they all were eachother's first time. Its not the end of the world if a woman isn't a virgin, but its normal to see being eachother's one and only as a desirable fantasy.What I still have yet to figure out is why that sort of romantic fantasy makes people like >>78196931 go into a frothing fit of rage. My only guess is that porn fried their brain, and now they are genuinely incapable of experiencing love. Assuming they do actually get laid and arent putting on a bit, there's no real difference between the sex and using a fleshlight. Its just an hour of sharp dopamine without any real desire for the woman they are with. If that's the case, it's kind of a depressing state to be in.
>>78196977>Can't I really try to do something different if I wanted to?Of course you can, you can write whatever you want. But that doesn't mean people have to like it. You might be trying to "expand the horizons" of the reader, but many people will just see it as an unwanted element. And you really can't change that.If you try to reveal that your fantasy story was actually a distant post-apocalypse the whole time, you may have done it in a genius way that really nailed that reveal and paints the setting in a new light. But there will always be readers who think that's gay, and just wanted straightforward fantasy. They're not wrong for wanting that.
>>78197207Cool textwall of cope bro, now reply to yourself and say that not only are you right, but also you must be really cool IRL
NTW?
>Not saving yourself for the love of your lifeShiggy diggy
>>78197189Could you please draw Reign? can be wholesome or otherwise
>>78197180Big booba hag europan coalition commander...
>>78197207Wow kind stranger, you are so right and probably have more IRL experience than TGE SHITPOSTER because he's bad and a loser!
>>78197264SHOTA BREAKER
>>78197213Thanks for the reassurance man, it is a bit scary seeing people just freak the hell out with just the "hypothetical" of a past relationship
>Not wasting your whole life waiting for Mr Perfect I mean Mrs Perfect to magically roll along, and you'll know that it's her because you just will, okay?!
>>78197264i feel I could jam a separatist bomb in that cleavage and it'll absorb the explosion without any damage
>>78197275>>78197224Hey, could one of you who Im replying to screenshot this post and send it back as an image reply? Thanks.
>>78196891Yes, I feel like certain people in this thread when things aren't going their way will just blame it on a single shitposter samefagging. That way they can delude themselves into believing that everyone in the thread likes the same things they like and dislikes the same things they like and it's only a single shitposter ruining the thread for them by posting things they don't like but no one else but him is really complaining about it.
>>78197321You know people can un(You) themselves on 4chanx right?He will probably just do that
>>78197180Separatist all the way, the blood of tyrants must be spilt
>>78197321NTA but sure. Strange ask though
>>78197180I really should do barotrauma art later...
>>78197346I preferred SAWDogna...
>>78196406
>>78197373kek
>>78197062I, and I assume other writefags, don't need some anon telling us that writing a character with an ex would be giving me more "freedom". We're not retards who aren't aware we can write whatever we like. In fact, it feels like your trying to stifle freedom by complaining about characters not having exs.I don't why having a virgin waifur annoys people like you so much you feel the need to complain. Just write your own story if it bothers you so much.
>>78197365ammoless or no she can at least breathe and not pop so i think she's better off than most
>>78197341Yeah I think it is pretty clear that it's happening right know
>>78197255Looks like C Moons ability is in effect and she's hanging onto that tree for dear life.
>>78196365Shouldn't have been a whore then
>>78197405>I don't why having a virginANON PLEASE, THIS IS GETTING EMBARRASSINGGO TO THE BATHROOM, NOW
new thread?
If you want a slutty character make them yourself. Just don't bitch when people state their distaste
>>78197452nooo not yet
>>78196949She's a lanky gal. Sick dancer too.
>>78197452It's over.
>>78197344lol>>78197373I really do gotta ask why he's so angry. Even if it actually is two or three people, they immediately fall into a frothing fit of rage every time this subject is broached.So what makes you so angry? Was I right in that you cant actually feel love, or is it some weird incel blackpill thing about all women being whores?
Another great /hmofa/ without /pol/ leaking in!
>>78197508Buh-lacked!
>>78197452Not a single post with correct grammar has been made by this fag kek
>>78193704>hedge-wizardGlad to see someone understood the direct reference. Also yeah I understand and have made that direct defense of drawing in a world where a computer can steal art faster and more efficiently than people. I figure someone could have just used an Adam Wan (or Carrot) AI model with cel-shaded styling and gotten something that looks on-model and filthy, and turned out 60 different pics in less time than I made that first lunch-time sketch. If I wasn't so tied with trad tools, I could have fixed the head size on that last one, her bottom is closer to the camera, and her head should be both smaller and further over (AI could probably fix it, but I'm not going to just GIVE something to AI, someone else could and I would not be sad though.).>>78193788I mean like.... I'm not a good artist (not one at all, really.) I just get really lucky sometimes. I've drawn stuff that would be considered embarrassingly bad by an artist, if you go through my IB you can see the progression of me knocking the dust off of my pencils, it never feels like making "art" but more like I'm cobbling together from the ether. If I let it happen, I get some stuff that's pretty great sometimes, if I push it, I get some boo-boo dooky.
Now son, what your mother did before we met is none of our business.WE MUST BE BETTER MEN.
>>78197321>>78197361>>78197373The fact that anons still think screenshotting is proof of ownership in year of our lord 20XX is insane yo
>>78197540>I get some stuff that's pretty great sometimes, if I push it, I get some boo-boo dooky.That's pretty much how it is to be an artist, you're doing great man.
>>78197484
>>78197564Bro that GoW game sucked, and it was the first one I played.
>>78197527And he's still correct, damn.
>>78197583The permavirgin Minhee vs the HMOFA queen Syringea
>>78197467Im still waiting for my answer on why the concept of wanting a virgin gf begets fifty posts of rage.
>>78197583Look at her go! Also Minhee is there just staring with her big ole eyes.
>>78196949Yes, continue!
>>78196406>>78196436I like harems.so I strongly disagree with both of you.
>>78197373So it is samefagging, and you're just going to edit it out. What a fucking loser, lmao.
>>78197115>But what if don't want that?>Well. Adulthood. Best. Friend. Bird. Virgin. Nerd.>But ca->No faggot, get writing.
