/dft/ - Discord Fappy TalkyPost tags, talk about your fetishes, and jerk off.Bow down editionPrevious: >>78233717
>>78237285Sillu and sour are dating again
Straight (gay) sex
nonny.... LOVE!
>>78237311How long is this one gonna go for?
>>78237285>bows down to my king
Why do artists draw feet as if they were potatoes.
>>78237355Good girl~
18-20 year old boys owe me sex
>>78237423T-Thank you for allowing me to worship you. Sour-sama.
Nonnies with feeds so good that they make me unload hot, sticky neet jizz everywhere!
>>78237440Where do I find a twinky fagboy to have sex with?
>>78237440How old are you? I love older anons
>>78237538why?
What happened to the real, bonafide sluts?Now it's all homosexuals who want to talk about their stupid fucking day and play fighting games together. If you're gonna be all faggoty about it you could at least pretend to be my mommy or big sister.
>>78237548Because he wants to call you daddy or mister or some
>>78237552i've seen just as many people complain about the latter
>>78237552The end of the /dff/ poisoned /dft/ irreversibly
>>7823753829, not a horny boomer who wants fresh meat yet, but I'm getting there
>>78237471Of course, now hold your head high! You chose the right king to follow~
>>78237548I genuinely think it's cute to see an anon who's pushing/already in his 30's being a permavirgin and making up for that by being a degenerate with other anons~
>>78237552Sillu ruined yet another general
>>78237621Oh no...
Play blue prince.
>>78237598Very well my lord. Thank you for being such a humble king... if you need me. I will stand by your side forever! My sword is yours my liege.
>>7823762130 year old anons acting like 18-20 year old boys because they missed out on slutting it up...
>>78237552Personally I just got tired of milking retards.
>>78237621Don’t analyze why I’m a loser…
Its pretty funny how every milker ends up getting tired of it.Holy shit, the anons here are so garbage they even make milkers want to quit.
odds fap evens vidya
Or maybe I'm just too old to connect with anyone, anymore.
>>78237674>>78237719what makes them retards / garbage
>>78237719It's thanks to the clique of retards that wants to be sub-celebrities
>>78237656What? >>78237670Yeah that's kinda cute too, but what really turns me on is to think that we're both worsening eachother over porn, making up for being virgin losers by masturbating together, that kinda stuff. >>78237713Being a loser is cute tho
>>78237666Such unwavering obedience, very cute! Stand for all things holy, and slay my detractors! And swallow my cum too~
>>78237804I'll be 30+3 real soon
Really just shows that textonlies are garbage in the thread and in private.Milkers should just exclusively milk non textonlies.
>>78237804Nothing purer than two ojiisans talking cutely and sharing pictures of their favorite anime girls to one another.
>>78237889I'm ojiiisan.
>>78237864New schizo ideology dropped
>>78237552>What happened to the real, bonafide sluts?These never existed.
>>78237740do both~
>>78237926They're saying the kirk shooter was a text only
>>78237918Do you like fighting games?Do you "hehe"?
I'm in need of a cute slut
>>78237818Your enemies shall be slain where they stand at your command, my dear lord. I-I suppose the last part is necessary judging the great king's nature. I won't waver in such a delicate moment, my body, mind and heart shall be dedicated towards serving you in any way, shape or form, my lord.
i'm rly high but im confused is this for gay to gay stuff? do one of you play the sissy i cant work out what milkers do here ...what do you want? like a picture of my dick?
>>78237961fap during vidya?! i guess i could play a h-game or something
>>78237986No, I just play single player games because I'm unable to compete against other people anymore.Only when I listen to Michael Jackson, otherwise I do "ehhh~" or something else cute~
>>78238020Yeah sure
>>78238020it's just a place to cum, get cummed in, or whatever. some people might want cock photos/tributes, others just like making people cum/feel good.
>>78238020Just record yourself like this and become immortal:https://files.catbox.moe/sc4l2j.mp4
>>78238032counts as vidya! And you get to fap...
Everyone here says they play vidya yet they never list a single game they've played
>>78237740me sucking you off while you vidya
>>78238093I took less than a millisecond for me to know what video this is and I still started laughing like a complete retard. It's just the way he says it, it's so fucking funny.
>>78238035Sounds good to me!Wanna drop a tag?
>>78238020It's for anything you want, you're free to send whatever bait to see what bites
YEEEHAW!!! I WANNA HAVE SEX I WANNA HAVE SEX!!!>Okay want to have sexErm uh like im so scared and you know im sowwwy!!!
>>78238155humphumphumphumphumphump
straight to business but not being shitty to your milker and not catching any feels. fapping is supposed to be fun lets not overthink it
>>78238175A lot of insecure shut-ins and young people are scared of direct statements of intention and desire. I'll have sex with you anon, wya?
>>78238103i guess that's true! definitely easier for doing both desu>>78238140cute anon!
>>78238279The west coast
Government is going to shutdown.The purge is coming, lock your doors tonight.
>>78238285but then it depends which one you'll get more into...
>>78238317It shuts down like every year or 2.
>>78238304That's a short flight for me unless you're way down in cali, stats and expectations?
>>78238013As a loyal subject should~ It is important to tend to all of your duties with great vigor and enthusiasm! Thus is the servant's vow
>>78237804suddenly being an ojisan doesn't feel so bad anymorelosers are adorableneets too!
I want to drink tonight!!!!!
spent last hour throbbing and doing kegels... touching would be dangerous~
>>78238323yeah that may also be true.. how tricky!
>>78238397The week just started, save it for friday!
>>78238361Whats your tag? I'd rather discuss stuff like this in private...
>>78238397would you like to have some cock milk?
>>78238432which one is it going to be... I wonder~
Still haven't showered btw.
>>78238421>doing kegelswhile fapping?
Wish people here played vidya.
>>78238496There is no touching going on.I'm hands free and leaking like a bitch <3A form of wizardry, maybe.
>>78238442cute seiba~i mean i can but im a NEET and i havent drank in a while, just got the urge suddenly>>78238474in a few hours maybe, playing RTS games right now!!
>>78238384How old are you ojisan?~
>>78238487in how long? please, please tell me!
>>78238580Since yesterday morning but I've been cumming all day so I'm sweatyyyyy.
>>78238478i'm not sure desu!
>>78238557so you're saying there's still a chance
>>78238369Of course, my king! I will meet every single duty you give me with an open heart and boundless enthusiasm. No matter how hard the task shall be, my resolve is absolute when it comes to your needs and happiness. It shall be done, your highness!
>>78238599Yuck!......*snffffff*~
>>78238606I might have an idea which side did you choose if you still continue to be here thouuuugh!
>>78238459My current tag is only for larping as the opposite of my IRL personality (an attractive fit employed late 20s non-virgin white man), but I'll add you on my non-dft account if you're interested in the above and have cute stats :)
>>78238573I'm at the ripe age of 32...it's not too old, right?I can still be cute, right??
>>78238650i'm not sure what you mean!
>>78238722seems like you know -exactly- what I mean... you smug nonny~
>>78238631sure, if you dont mind that im not immediately available!i can add you if youre free in a few hours maybe, tag?
>>78238707It just makes you cuter silly~
>>78238557Try not to drink anything too heavy then nonny cake
>>78238796nuhuh! i am clueless desu!
>>78238830can't be fully clueless considering you were going to play an h-game, aannnd fap~ but seems like I'm keeping you up with something..
Total virgin weeb love
nonny that makes me have an unsatisfying quickshot with 2 fingers only to then force me to cum again right after
>>78238856Can I kissu you
>>78238856huh? how do you mean? i'm just heere talking with you anon!
>>78238807I'm not cute, y-you're cute, dummyand you shouldn't toy with an old man's feelingsmy heart can't take it
>>78238906so it's called talking now?~
>>78238939wha- but i am just talkingg!!
Reminder that the people you talk to in the thread will never ever hand you their tag
>>78238964hard and steamy... talking!
>>78238990I would, but nobody here seems to be what I'm looking for
>>78238990Can you eat a pancake like in that video
>>78239003no way! i mean, not currently at least-
>>78239019Stop being picky
>>78239049so you knew what I was thinking, gotcha~you should get to it... <3
>>78238990sometimes i talk in the thread and people find my tag without me even posting it :x
>>78239019what are you looking for if you dont mind me asking?
>>78239081snowysnowysnowy!
>>78239087ntr
>>78239078w-well- i mean.. i.. i could! i mean, since you're asking i guesss-
>>78239066>>78239087Not picky, I posted the type of nonny I was after for a few threads and got no adds.. so I'm just lurking instead
>>78239147more than that, I want you to take it out and start going at it... nice and slow~
>>78239153post it again now that you farmed pity points
>>78239173ah, v-very specific! uhm, will do!!
>>78239153would you mind posting it again? im curious if ive seen the ad before
>>78239180I get shitposted when I do.
>>78239144I feel thats pretty easy
More proof people never ever post tags.
>>78239214difficult to find quality ones that like to tease about waifus being slutty instead of uglyman slop
imagine posting your taggy and kronky adds you
>>78239192you don't seem to dislike very specific commands though.. I hope it's nice and harrrd already <3
edging all night with anons to 2d and 3d. Lets get our rods wet and sloppy together~rainyv_
>>78239265kronkite doesn't add anyone
>>78239265I would eat a pancake with Kronky
>>78239280i mean.. ii might like them, in fact.. a-and uhm, it is now!-- <3
>>78239253fair I feel most tend to go that way
>>78239212I'm the anon looking for a succubus nonny.. But I think my post was too detailed.
>>78239314might? seems like you -want- them~ say it how it is cutie~grip it tightly... <3
Never any tags.
>>78239343i- okayy i uhm, i do want themm!! like, a lot, i-i really like it! <3
>>78239324oh sorry, i dont think im the anon for you then, my stamina is terriblebest of luck finding someone who can satisfy that desire for you!
>>78239403Well, I am down to just chat too.. but it's hard to find someone I think I could keep up with. ATP i just really need to get drained.i appreciate it though, nonny! hope your evening is good
Blame the textonlies for why there is no milkers.
>>78239265He comes here to shit up the threads, not to add tags
>>78239225>>78239349there, my tag is right there in the filename~add me if you want someone who is always hard and will shamelessly beg you to let him stroke his pussyfree cock and fuck his hand until you give me permission to pathetically blast my swimmers into a tissue <3both edging and quickshotting are okay!
Who cares about milkers Mutual fap is the best
Boring thread
>>78239614Call yourself a stupid bitch xd
>>78239614Textonlies would never EVER be capable of this.All they do is shitpost and never post tags.Good job being a role model for the thread.
THE GREAT MAYONNAISE CRISIS OF 2007 IS UPON US
I want… a boyfriend
>>78239630guess that makes you king boring
>>78239630(you)
>>78239676Not a girlfriend?
>>78239692Stop right there.Apologize for what you've said about King Sour.
>>78239692I'm epic>>78239722Thanks!>>78239736Good girl!
Still no textonlies posting tags.Coincidence?
>>78239731Need baobhan gf
My taglooniforyou
>>78239731kikey? you are back?
>>78239766i thought you disabled textonlies?
PostTheTagsTextonly shitters.
>>78239815>>78239810>>78239796>>78239792
>>78239815smegmabreeder0411
>>78239815hungBBCbull429
>>78239815Alexa_play_despacito_7
are all of you the people that keep making my penis hard on /v/
>>78239997It's not impossible.
>>78239997nah lmao
>>78239997No
>>78240034>>78240036>>78240032i guess i came to the wrong neighborhood
What games y'all playin?
You don't play games
>>78240109zzz, poe2, ffxiv and gbfvs are probably the ones i play the most lately
games are gay
>>78240078you sure didnow git
ive never met a mentally ill anon I didn't love. they just e-fuck better
>>78239997Maybe? I've been avoiding any type of sissyposting on /v/ recently tho, I've been catching lots of bans
I don't like lowercase posters.They've always been low quality.
>>78240240Mental illness isn't hot anon!
>>78240290Do you ever talk about anything you like here?
>>78240249i be stroking my penis a little maybe on some threads
>>78240349I always talk about games on here though???But none of you play vidya.
BABY I'm being a black dude toniiite Turning my hat off to the siiiideJust like black peoples, black peoples, like black peoples yooMaybe I'll drink a little spriteI can smell chicken for milesJust like black peoples, black peoples, like black peoples yooBaby, I'm... I'm gonna watch some B.E.T, and walk with a limp like E.TAnd you'll be mad that I live behind youuu, eyy And in the dark, you won't see me. I'm invisible, but you can see my teeth, I'm like a floating beside youuuYeaaaah, sipping grape soda, hitting some tree, trynna give all white bitches the DI can't play tennis or hockey, and I can't swim or jet skiYou know the man be holding me down, pulling me over because I'm brownBecause I'm selling meth and weed and coke OOOOHHBABY, IM BEING A BLACK DUDE TONIIIITEBRINGING A GUN TO A PILLOW FIIIIGHT JUST LIKE BLACK PEOPLES, BLACK PEOPLES, LIKE BLACK PEOPLES YOOGOT ME A PIMP ASS STOLEN RIIIIDEA COUPLE TATTOOS OF JESUS CHRIIIIISTJUST LIKE BLACK PEOPLES, BLACK PEOPLES, LOKE BLACK PEOPLES YOOOBABY, I'm... so if I try, it's not enoughAlways get blamed for stealing stuffHow would you like if everyone judged youuuUuUuUUU eyyA watermelon, I'll eat it up, and a white man, I'll beat him upIt's not my fault I could never trust youUUUYEAAAAH, I can't start over, it's too late for meI'll be in jail till I'm 93I can't pretend that I'm freeIn a state penitentiary I've been in the system since I was born, noone ever told me right and what's wrong How you expecting me to fucking knoOOw?BROOOOBABY, IM BEING A BLACK DUDE TONIIIITEI NEVER HAVE WEED AND I NEED A RIIIIIDEJUST LIKE BLACK PEOPLES, BLACK PEOPLES, LIKE BLACK PEOPLES YOOOMAYBE ILL LEARN TO READ TONIIIITEILL BANG THE TEACHER IF SHES WHIIIIITEJUST LIKE BLACK PEOPLES, BLACK PEOPLES, LIKE BLACK PEOPLES YOOO
>>78240329then explain why they're always hot?
>>78240376Everyone is here to fap.
>>78240403I don't think my mental illness is hot!
>>78240406Then go fap....?Or are you begging to suck me off like a faggot so you can fap?
>>78240406this is, unfortunately, not the case.
I walk up to the police in Detroit cityAnd I'm like"Excuse me officer, I'm tryna find some weed"And he's like"Shit, so are we! Why don't you roll with me?We're gonna go around pulling over some minorities"(That's what I'm talkin' 'bout)Get up in the police ride, rideCrack a forty ounce inside, sideNigga, we be gettin' high, highMe and the cops rollin' around goin' sixtyWhen we see a trick ass bitchWe gonna tell a hoe to drop them tittiesGo cops, get the dogsLet's go fuck with old folksThat's right, let's get highAnd pull over black guysGet buzzedSmoke some drugsBitch, I'm rollin' with the fuzz, nowPo, po, po, poPo, po, po, poSmoke rocks!With the copsLet's go storm the barber shopIt sure is nice, bein' white(Ha-ha, just kiddin' black guys!)Wavin' gunsAt some nunsBitch, bend over we the fuzz, hoePo, po, po, poPo, po, po, poSo we pull up the police carRight up to KFCAnd we're like"Gimme a chicken sandwich and waffle fries for free!"But everyone ran out the storeAnd we're like, "Hey, come back here! I'm just hungryI won't search you for no crack rocks, nigger"(That's just awful)Get up out the police car, carPolice unleash the dogsDogs are chasin' people down the road, road!(Bark, bark, bark, bark!)Me and the cops drivin' down uptownTrying to find someone brownLet's pull over someone brownLet's pull over someone brownGo cops, get the dogsLet's go fuck with old folksThat's rightLet's get highAnd pull over black guys
>>78240403NTA but it's either two things (or a mixture of them)>the person is not really mentally ill, just someone eccentric who gets misdiagnosed, basically like every "mentally ill" character>you're tired of boring and insecure people who follow the same script, so anyone who deviates from that (even to worse) is better for you
>>78240240i'm mentally ill and really don't think you or anyone here would love me desu
>>78240437almost everyone I talk to says the same thingfunny, because they're all cuties.
>>78240478you'd be surprised im just as brainrotted and psychically damaged>>78240473both are plausible I admit, and may apply to different people as individuals
I personally like broken things, they're more worth my time than someone boring and normal
>>78240527I could easily be called a schizo by the deranged modern worldview, the problem is that the american puritanism created an idea of "normal" that's abnormal for naturePeople are afraid to be spontaneous because almost every emotion other than moderate happiness is seen as bad, or in internet terms "cringe"To be angry is a problem, to be sad is a problem, to be horny is a problem, to be normal is to be a statue
AND YET
Boring people seem to be the ones drawn to "mentally ill" people.Usually a big red flag.
mentally ill people would never let themselves be fixed or happy because it compromises their identity.
