General for discussion of Human Domestication Guide & related fiction.Optional Paperwork edition>What is HDG?HDG is a collective kink writing project about the Affini (an advanced precursor civilization from outer space), who aggressively care for every other species in the universe. They have finally turned their sparkly eyes on future grimderp hypercapitalist nightmare humanity. Using their natural charisma and various classes of Xenodrugs, they aim to make Florets (d̶o̶c̶i̶l̶e̶,̶ ̶d̶r̶u̶g̶ ̶a̶d̶d̶l̶e̶d̶ ̶p̶e̶t̶s̶ loved and cared for individuals) of us all! But don't worry, they only have everyone's best interests at heart, even if their methods aren't even remotely consensual~>Where can I read it?Read the original story here https://readonlymind.com/@GlitchyRobo/HumanDomesticationGuide/or learn more on the wiki: https://hdg.wiki/thread dropped into hypnospace: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/78227556
first for floobs (floret boobs)
floret navy
>>78289418 Does the floret navy somehow manage to be less gay than the regular navy because it's mixed gender, or is it super gay because it's full of florts?
>>78289418>floret navy>Its just a bunch of terrans clutching together into a floaty
>>78288534Why are we not linking to AO3 in the OP anymore?
>>78290151it seemed pointless to meis a "link to every hdg story, unsorted" valuable?
>>78288534Was the Terran Protectorate just Alpha Complex but less silly?
Can someone add the Affini on the right side of this comic?
I wrote a long greentext about what I imagine my life would be like if I was a Floret. Particularly a semi-independent one with a lot of bodymods, like from last thread. Also I might have a new very specific kink now so that’s fun.https://rentry.org/affinicute
>>78290263I think so, yes. When i first found this setting like a year ago now i didnt know what ao3 was.
Burger that only florets are allowed to eat. Your compiler won't make it for you, and you can't order it at a restaurant.
>>78294182Just ask an Affini friend to make one for you and not tell anyone. Or put it on your compiler for you. EZ.
>>78294182NOT FAIR :(
>>78294182what!! what's in it. i want the floret burger...
>>78292974This is really fucking cute holy shit !!!!!!!
>>78294571Thank you!!! I was worried it might not fit the tone of the setting or be a little too self indulgent but I’m really glad you liked it!!!
>>78290263Yes because it lets people know there are hdg stories on AO3 dummy
>>78294362it's just floret mush shaped into a patty and cooked >>78294205you have to know the implications of what you're asking for, right?
>>78294813Someone to help break the rules for you? I don’t know! Is the burger even tasty? What’s on it? I’m curious!
>>78294696this is THE fluffy/self indulgent settingnever let that stop you
>>78292974Anon I love this for you!!! if I'm ever planetside you gotta show me around okay? maybe not on your secret trail if you don't want, but I'd love to go running around in the dark sometime!! >>78294862you're asking for the affini to do floret things to you! it's like asking to try on collars...
>>78295235>it's like asking to try on collars...Hgnnn i wanna go collar shopping with an affinibut like, she says its for someone else and im just trying them on cause i have the same neck size or whateverand im to dense to realize shes buying it for me and such...need....
>>78295235Thank you!!!! I would LOVE to show you around if you’re ever nearby! We have so many great coffee shops, bakeries, restaurants, about ten thousand beautiful places to walk and hike… Do you have cat bodymods?! Please say yes I’ve always wanted to meet someone with those! As an actual friend I mean, not just someone who tries to use my tail as a pillow when I fall asleep in a Floret cafe. Where are you from, by the way? I bet it’s amazing there too!>I'd love to go running around in the dark sometime!!Hell yeah let’s go!!! There’s this one trail that runs through a huge valley that opens up to the ocean… I’ve never done it at night before but we could bring snacks and have a midnight picnic at the beach!>secret trailYou mean the one that’s just a bunch of sticks and bushes? I don’t think that’s secret, it’s just too obscure for anyone else t…have you been talking to my ownerthats what she calls it and she has this weird smile and calls me her good strong boy or something. i think once she said i was her “conqueror”what specifically did she say
>>78292974cute... need that kitsuneboy life...
>>78296511Silly Affini owner who sets up your compiler with a whole set of lost “kombini chicken” and katsu bowl recipes, but programs it to only dispense them if you ask “like a kitsune.” So far this has meant:Wearing a full kimono with your fox bodymods hiddenCompletely naked with your bodymod fur painted white (supposedly makes the food tastier if you appear sexually aroused, but that’s probably a joke)On all fours angrily biting and screaming at the compiler (this has a 50% chance to replace your order with a random festival food)Absolutely trashed on sake (fun note: drunk food requests will always come with an alcoholic pairing and a small bottle of hangover reducer)
>>78296995ough... I want a katsu bowl so bad rn
floret sobbing and distraught because mistress has better boobs than her
>>78298330Wouldnt it be wierd if she didnt? I mean, she's meant to be superior to you, afterall.
>>78298330plommy boobs would be comically oversized on a terran
>>78298330isn't it enough that she already boobmogs every other floret in the hab ring??
What would theme parks built by the Affini look like
>>78298785I have no idea what they would look like, but the rides would be significantly more intense than you’d expect.
>>78298565simply make the terran bigger >>78295698yaaaynow I guess I have to go write my own little introductory blurb... maybe tonight!
>>78299240>now I guess I have to go write my own little introductory blurb...>maybe tonight!Yes!!! Do it!
feraliststink
>>78300124dogflorts barking at you because they know something's up with you but can't figure out what
>>78294771>>78292985alright alright, I'll add it back if I make the next one, but I made the last couple so someone else should do it
>>78298685b-big boobs... floret...? is it possible?
So i had a thoughtWe know abscission isnt always super canon compliantbut theres no reason for this bit to not be a real fact(tm)Solanum says in one of her backstory bits that she used to be a professional dominatrix, as in, people that want to get dom'd book a seshion, have their seshion, and then leave, no attachments.She says that it was shit for her personal feelings and such, yes, but thats besides the point.This shows that such services and establishments exsist! Thus it must be possible to enjoy their services. So you could totaly just satisfy your submissive urgers *that* way, having a seshion ocasionaly, while remaining perfectly independant the rest of the time.I think thats neato.
>>78301817Affini that convinces their floret that in order to increase the size of their boobs, they need to also increase the size of their penis to "balance out the weight distribution"
>>78301923Of course such services exist!The Compact provides everything everyone needs to thrive, flort or not.You can read SXTS to see how it might workhttps://archive.transformativeworks.org/works/59761480
>>78302181See, thats the thing, if it just serves as a ploy to seduce people into getting florted, then effectively - no, thats not a need you can have filled without being declared "better off as a pet". That may or may not be the case, thats kind of besides the point.Im thinking, if participating results in flortation, then either it'd be obscure and on-the-down-low services like that cuddler service - or it'd pick up a reputation for being "a trap", like j-cafes are. Sure, they catch plenty of indies that get too curious or think they're special can can totaly handle it, or whatever. But, most people arent gonna walk in cause they know what the consequence is, even if they'd actualy realy like to get high as fuck for a few hours.Not sure what my point it actualy. I guess it'd just be neato if you could have hot BDSM sesh's without it being a ploy for domestication. No attachments, as i said.Maybe that doesnt super make sense for the setting *shrug*
>>78302406Okay, fair, maybe that's not the best example. But surely not *every* floret is a seedcracker. Some just like playing for fun, not for the hunt!
>>78299011And also paradoxically safer.
>>78298785I imagine they'd be an amalgamated fusion of traditional terran rides and concession - just better and safer, as the others suggested - mixed with original affini concepts, or traditional rides with a twist.A rollercoaster might just be a rollercoaster, except the best you've ever seen. Though i suppose theres some fancy trickery possible with phytotech tracks instead of steel - like a bit of track that can twist and bend while staying sturdy, or lift the entire car up verticaly instead of needing to ride up on chains.A "4D cinema" type experience might be enhanced with mild hypnotics to deepen immersion and xenodrugs to add inensity - or perhaps match whats happening in the movie, for even more imersionInstead of those zero-g trampolines they have for kids, it might just be an affini lifting you up with its vines as you jumpA "haunted house" type experience might involve some affini/feralist theming, along with of course *atmosphere enhancers*You can keep going for all and new ridesFood and drink would be as expected, carnival fare, soft drinks and perhaps a beer - but also alien snacks and fast food, along with "xenoalchol" and mild drug cocktails that, somehow, boost your excitement, adrenaline, fun - while making you less likely to become genuinely comfybut i imagine the true genius would be hidden in the background, the logistics, planning, group and individual psychology. No one would be left wanting for something and not getting it, despite possibly large crowds you wait for 5ish minutes TOP at any ride, and whenever someone needs to be pointed in a direction, helped up after falling, any small inconvenience, an attendant would just so happen to appear to lend a helping vine at just the right moment.
>>78303537> while making you less likely to become genuinely comfyThat mean to say *uncomfy*
authentic terran accord experience theme park you have to have your veterinarian and a social worker vouch for your ability to handle it and 79% of attendees require class-b and/or domestication afterwards
>>78304180>"Why does this place even exist, this sucks">Even the xenos don't get it >"why the h*ck were you all fighting so hard to defend this?"
>>78304296It might be a giant steaming turd but it was OUR giant steaming turd damnit!
floret flavored hotdog
>>78305239>"w-why does this taste like blueberry syrup?">the floret who served it to you just smiles and asks if you like it
