Cute Cherub EditionPrevious Thread:>>78142704OP Template:https://rentry.co/aswiwigf>What is /hbg/?/hbg/ is a place held for angel boys of any kind to be posted for everyone's enjoyment and to discuss about them to your heart's content on the weekends. Any media is welcome.>What is allowed?Angels, fallen angels, and male characters with angel parentage like nephilim are fine.>Biblical and Christian Apocrypha Readingshttps://www.bible.com/https://web.archive.org/web/20050315094026/http://www.comparative-religion.com/christianity/apocrypha/https://www.earlychristianwritings.com/https://www.newadvent.org/cathen/01601a.htmhttp://mountainman.com.au/essenes/Author_Gnostic_Gospels_and_Acts_Index.htm>Summoning, Evocation, and Divination ritualshttps://files.catbox.moe/am2100.jpg>Cytube Linkhttps://files.catbox.moe/fua0j6.jpg>Angel Boy of the ThreadColin - Helluva Boss>QoTTWhat's your opinion on the appearance of biblically accurate angels?
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WHEEEHEHEEHEHHEHWHWHWHEHW HELLO NONASI am CRYING because they’re releasing a plushie of Yure soon and I got a guy who knows a guy in Japan to snag him for me when he drops in the GiGO locationsI’m also gonna see if I can also get some Japan exclusive Angel Dust and Angel Devil merch as well… aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>78307731Nice, I'm happy for finally rolling the Diviner's Hymn card in LADS.
going to work for Angels Boys
Today was very busy...>>78307414>QoTTDepends on what you mean by that question. Seen alot of people only depict the Ophanim as "biblically accurate" when angels come in many appearances in the Bible itself. I don't mind them, I think they all look neat>>78307731NiceI'm still waiting for the 4th pre-order drop for the SM plushies. I gotta stay vigilant when it appears and hope for the best...>>78308266>Head empty, only milk
If your angel boy offered to fuck you, how would you feel?
I’ve been feeling pretty off for the last week, probably because there might be issues going on with >life…I’m spending way too much on Angel Dust merch and commissions…Please god I hope I get a second job that actually gives a damn about me>>78308266Can’t believe Abel is literally me
>>78307414...I have noticed a blantant lack of shota adam.
>>78308714YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
>>78308742Anon, he has a beard here and is proportioned like everyone else in the image...
>>78308768exactly, which is my point.there is literally zero art of adam as a boy.it would be interesting, specially if he turns to be a caring individual.
>>78308714I'd not only let him, but I'd make sure not a single drop spills. I need this old man to split me open...
>>78308877To be fair, Adam was created as an adult with no childhood. It could be interesting to delve into how he'd act as a boy in AUs but calling him a shota just sounded weird to me, no offense.
molesting eden adam!
thoughts on the proship vs anti discourse?
>>78309028lilith likes em young.besides this concept is versatile, either made as a boy or resurrected as a boy, reset too.brings up how much lucifer, lilith and eve twisted him by having a rather adventurous yet caring individual if a bit lonely and a mirror to charlie or emily even.its just fascinating at least to me how much you can do with a kid adam, be either with or without memories...be it human or angel or even fallen angel.
>>78309122This is going to be controversial but in all honesty, I think both proshippers and antishippers can be pretty stupid in engaging in the amount of bullshit they do online. Especially whenever they bring up pedophilia/grooming/SA, its straight up disingenuous and disrespectful as hell with how they treat irl survivors but neither of them want to acknowledge that other than when they want a win/a gotcha. I could care less what someone goons to as long as they don't hurt irl people or try to force an agenda with it with the intent of harm. People who get easily affected by fiction shouldn't even be consuming it anyways and likewise, fiction isn't totally divorced from reality. They borrow from one another in terms of influences but its mainly up to the individual intent with it for how they depict/consume itTldr; This is terminally online bullshit that's only still shilled because people are bored and want to be performative for their buddies while also wanting an excuse to jump someone
>>78308742This is fanart of Beyond Paradise by Zappyboikenobi
>>78309122As much as I hate seeing ValAngel with every fiber of being so much so that I would actually kill Valentino with my bare fucking hands…It’s so fucking stupid bro.People can ship whatever fuck they want, I have no room to talk when I like a rapist character from a different series.I just avoid the arguement altogether. Bad actors use it for their own propaganda and I can’t stand it. I’m not gonna argue with a literal sperm cell about CNC and fetishes, I’m just gonna block em. No use wasting my breath.I can barely argue about non-political shit as it is. I’ve been an internet vet and seen some shit. I’m a fucking GUROFAG.Best to avoid debates in general.
>>78309489that one has to be by far the most elaborate crackfic I had seen in a long while
>>78309557Zappy loves his AUs and writing
How would your angel boy feel about your politics?
>>78309636He'd love some of them, but also get confused with some others. What'd he understand atleast is that there should be some exterminations on Earth in regards to some of the youknowwhos in charge of our governments/various industries
>>78309636He’d like them in theory but then cringe when I start going on my “TAXES ARE BULLSHIT” rant again
>>78307414>qottthey have very fun designs and i want to meet one :)>>78307731yay!>>78308436the wave hasnt calmed down, youll be competing with hundreds of other yumes for those...>>78309122im uncomfortable by some things but some people need to be nicer>>78309636angel cookie has no idea of the cruel art of politics. doughael only cares for politics if it interferes with their fellow brothers and sisters
All I want is an angel bf who can calm me down with his dick.
>>78310240Real...
(You) are NOT allowed to make Nephilim!
>>78310638It's not fair Sera...
>>78307492>48 viewsYou think bible figures are celebrities in heaven?
>>78312430Probably. Adam does play in a band.
What is he looking at?
>>78310638You can't tell me what to do
>>78313196"That" thread.
>>78310240SAME>>78310638FUCK OFF RAMIE, I AM GOING TO FUCK YOUR SON
>>78315169inb4 abusive father headcanons flood the fandom
Can't wait for months of Lute hate for 'projecting her hate of Abel on Adam' even though the episode makes it pretty clear Abel acknowledges his dad didn't like him
Fuck Lute's bum ass, where's Adam and Eve at?
>>78316596/hbg/ is a Lute Enjoyer ZoneI can never get into Hazbin Adam/Eve stuff because nine times out of ten Eve is basically a self insert Mary Sue OC who's probably nothing like she will be in canon. Makes me laugh when people shit on Lute in favour of Adam/Eve when they have these Eve OCs, like obviously he loved Eve at one time but definitely not your version lol
That one vitiligo Eve is extremely dumb btw
>>78310638lucifer, lilith and eve did it...no one said anything, we try to and everyone loses their mind.gtfo my face shit, bet your ass abel is lucifer's son and thats why adam dgaf about him.
>>78317232why do I have the feeling that at least physically eve looked like charlie yet after the apple she looked different.
>>78317275The one that fucked Lucifer? yeah that artist's shit is retarded, why is half of Eve fan designs black as midnight anyway, you'd think they would stop once Abel was revealed but nope. Behold the only good idea whiteartblood had
>>78318167eve is probably blonde like lilith or after the apple got a more gothic look.
>>78318188I lobe that eve so much and that artist's adam comics so much
>>78318376that one is also kinda tragic and sad...it gives adam a valid reason to hate lilith and lucifer.I do wonder if it was jealousy from lilith who drove lucifer to give her the apple.
>>78319270I always thought she would be pissed at not only being replaced but having her entire place in the universe given to someone else
>>78319367oh, you mean the place she willfully gave up when she went away with lucifer and leaving adam alone in the garden? cheating on him in the process probably if not definitely? rebelling against everyone and throwing away eden because it was a "golden cage"? and about golden cages...had she tried being wrapped around in thorny vines and janked around like adam? yeah I feel nothing but pure contempt over lilith's jealous ass and even when she got everything she wanted it still wasn't enough.and I do hope that old legend of her disguising as eve and essentially moonlighting him for roughly 130 years...then again lucifer did had at least had a one night stand with eve.this whole thing alone already makes my blood boil, no wonder adam ended the way he did by the start of the show.
>>78319712Indeed, I envision her as the jonas venture of the series, one anon even pointed out that all seven deadly sins including lucifer hate sinners, so we could have gotten possible peace between the realms if not for her dog ass
Ended up turning down the job opportunity for my own sanityI fucking hate job hunting
>>78319858well is clear neither got over the other in some regards, they never actually had a real relationship like they were meant and created to be thus there will always be an incompletion with apart and as enemies.with adam rightfully hating her ass for what she made him go through and such conflict making him unable to even speak to her, maybe the only way he could express that he needed to get over it was by making that deal of taking her to heaven...if anything lilith and him never talked or knew how to talk anymore due to how much they changed.and when adam died...he got the unexpected revenge of leaving a lot of unresolved issues and peace with each other...adam died with hate firmly rooted in his heart.both eve and lilith at least know he never knew resolution or peace, and so will them now.
Are we gonna do anything on CyTube tonight? I got recommended Ongezellig again, just realized how much I relate to Maya… oof.If anyone wants to watch anything else tonight, throw some ideas out!
>>78321297Does Eve even know Adam is dead?>inb4 wife swap theory
Feed ze Adam
Forcing angel boys to listen to thishttps://youtu.be/T_NKi5KHUdI?si=b4GArkVZ2qkkWC6n
>>78325860>implying they haven’t listened to it 100 times over already
I'm off work, give me your silliest angel boys!
>>78324132I wish there was a fic where Eve found out that Adam is dead, and she flies into a rage and declares total demon death alongside Lute and avenges Adam. I saw art similar to that premise, but unfortunately, I didn't save it, and I hate myself for it
>>78326897Yure a real freak fr frAlso I haven’t seen Saff around, if anyone wants to do something in the CyTube I can try doing something
>>78327011>Also I haven’t seen Saff aroundI think she's taking a break from 4chan. There was some drama in the main thread
posting Abel in case saff is lurking
>>78327283Aaah, that sucks, I think I saw bits and pieces of it but a lot of the baitfag drama shit is just white noise to meSending virtual hugs in case she’s still lurking
>>78326981there is this theory that due to the nature of how lilith and eve were made, it make them share a sort of connection with adam and viceversa, soulmates or soulbond or some sort of link that lets them be aware of each other presences no matter how far they are and even share dreams sometimes.due to adam's true death, they both felt his last moments in the world and then a void afterwards leaving them feeling alone in the world and incomplete as if something is missing.also adam was a sort of good luck source towards others, so when he died shit will hit the fan.
https://youtu.be/lxhN5Wg8ED4?si=SoXePUYkjJnvRWsVHellaverse anons, thoughts on the new song?
>mfw the fandom's discovered that Adam didn't like Abel in the showOh boy, here comes the male Stellafication that's going to give us even more shit online
viv can never make me hate adam
>>78328809at this point just ride the wave.>>78328829adam was perfect for a emotional gut punch, you think he is bad until his actions speak for themselves, he can say a lot of shit but his action showing he gives a damn would have given everyone remorse.
Finally back from handling irl shit>>78325860Anon no you're gonna melt their brains->>78328687Vox and Velvette carried this, sorry not sorry>>78328809You must understand, we MUST have daddy issues for every single character that might be on the uwu good side to make them look better. Who gives a shit about nuance or character exploration into strained dynamics into when you can just make someone the Devil (but obviously not the literal Devil who dindu nuffin) and call it a day?>>78328829Real>>78328945Fucking thisThe fact that he blatantly got pissed off at how one of his soldiers got killed and how he cared for Sera's validation, he's clearly not a total callous man who has no regard for others
I've heard fans make up that Viv only used Niffty to kill Adam because it represents a 50s housewife killing the Man. It sounds retarded
If anyone’s up for it, I wanna do a watchalong tonight. I know everyone’s probably seen the trailer but if anyone wants to watch that followed by Ongezellig, let me know! I know this isn’t the usual time Saff would do something like this but I just got reminded of how fucking good Ongezellig isPic related. Literally me dot pee en gee
>>78329124It does lmao>>78329258 (me)Also *Hazbin trailer sorry I’m also retarded lmao
>>78329124Because in all honesty, it isI get what Viv tried to deliver there but that allegory falls flat when we view at how she treats Niffty in the writing. This dumb allegory, like many others in this show when it comes to libtard messaging, falls apart when you look at the overall picture. Atleast in the pilot, Niffty had a personality that wasn't just being regulated as the annoying lolzsorandumb borderline racial stereotype that even in the fandom she's ignored. The fact that Niffty's only scenes in the new trailer too only have her around Baxter is comical because fundamentally, nothing about her show incarnation changed as she is sidelined/an infantilized prop for men. The fact that Adam even falls apart in the sense that he's not even that much of le horrible patriarchal huwhite man when you look at his actions/how he interacts with the closest people in his life who are all women so far is just the cherry on top with how dumb it all is. Superficially it seems impactful until you actually delve into the show's writing where then it feels more like a shitty gag that cheapened the finale's conflict (which it did).
>>78328687First time listening to it. Song was shit until the Vees hijacked it.
>>78328687Mid but i like the vees part
>>78329369your hateposts are so funny but cutthroat. how do you do it?
>>78329491Years of simping for 2d problematic boyfies and spending time in terminally online politicized trenches makes one have little chill...
>>78329627Honestly I feel the same way. I’m so burnt out from how bad internet politics have become.Tho I wish I could say I have not crashed out over stuff like that, but yknow, shit happens.Going back onto twitter is a minefield
>>78329843Twitter is nothing compared to the Synagogue of Satan that is TikTok. Even then for all of Twitter's faults, it's thankfully not the clock app or Bluesky. They're only good for art/shitposts and that's about it
Hbg, woke son or chud daughter?
>>78330201Chud Daughter, ezIt’s what happens when she takes after me>>78330012Thank fuck I dropped TikTok as fast as I did. I would’ve made my phone addiction even deeper than it should me. I fucking hated it
>>78307414>What's your opinion on the appearance of biblically accurate angels?seggs>ColinI love him when he's not drawn/written as some loser's self insert.
where the hazbin halloween merch?
>>78330464At Hot Topic and costs way too much
>>78330521>hot topicimagine if hazbin hotel aired in the 2000s
>>78330201Chud daughter, not even a contest>>78330352Tiktok is nice when you don't look at the comment section or extra curate your feed. My phone addiction got worse at how it hooked me in with brainrot memes and animations/edit audios of boys>>78330464Hot Topic or the official website. It's costly tho
the tile match minigame is finally easy for me now :D
>>78330858What's the trick to it Cookienona pls I need the chests. I'm usually good at solitaire games qnq
>>78331022it's not the same as real mahjong so your moveset is more limited. don't go in yet, memorize the set before you take away pieces clumped in the same area so it becomes quicker to get rid of all of them from the table. the higher the combo, the higher chances you get of extra seconds to add to the timer
>>78331228Oh, thxI haven't dealt with mahjong in a while so I was tweaking out trying to avoid having the timer run out for the rounds. I need as much resources as I can to buff my units more
I bought too many Angel Dust related things today, mostly for my ita bagI paid someone on Etsy to send me a custom written letter from Angel. And I paid extra to make it NSFW. I’m just hoping I don’t get refunded because I asked for romantic Angel Dust addressed to a woman (me. Not even my OC, just ME)Am I in too deep, Nonas?
>>78331480You can never be too insane for your husbando Yureanon. If I had the money and was less of a pussy, I'd do the same stuff
>>78331513Lmao yeeeI do live in a state that barely sees anyone worth a damn come up to cons and stuff (I’m on the east coast, far up north)So when my only Hellaverse friend actually goes to a con and Blake Roman is there, I am gonna BEG her to have him bless my ship. I wish I could have him hold my ita bag too but I am literally a NEET on a fixed income and can’t travel far…I might also make him say this as well. Or some generic “hey toots” type message(i know not related to angel boys but uhhhhh yeah the brainworms are all consuming)
>>78330695
>>78332477
thoughts on adam/abel fankid
>>78333222
>>78333222wtf rape him
>>78328829>the sinners themselves don't want peacefully coexistence>they only want to harm innocent angels>but Viv expects me to disagree with Adam's stance on demonsI don't care how much of a """jerk""" Viv makes him, he was still right in the end.
Goodnight Nonas,,, I love Angel boys. I love Angel Dust. So much………..
>>78334656Good night dear <3
>look up characters I like on twitter>zero character discussion, one million posts of people saying they yume him and arguing with other people who yume him because only they should have him>nobody even sharing their fantasies about himYume culture as it stands today is kind of dumb as fuck and I don't just mean having a crush on fictional characters. this shit is basically otherkin 2.0. At least back on Tumblr people would talk about what they ACTUALLY WANTED TO DO with characters. If it was like what you people do here it would be fine.
Tralalero tralala
>>78334972Haven't had a problem this extreme before since I don't often go in the yumetwt side despite being a yume myself but this is mainly due to the nonsharing discourse. Some yumes are fine with sharing/doubles or are selectively sharing while others are nonsharing, which wouldn't be an issue if people learned not to argue so heavily over that. As for fantasies, its probably due to the fact that alot of twitter yumes are sorta minors or only say their fantasies on their priv accs instead of their mains. I can't lie when I say it can be toxic with some specific sects but there's not much that can be done with them. The yumes I tend to see on twitter tend to mostly draw their faves or stay in their own communities with other doubles>>78335827Orcalero orcala
Goodnight anons, i need sleep. <3
>>78334656Gn nona :>
>>78336104Gn SCsis ^_^
>>78335827>Tralalero tralala>>78336078>Orcalero orcala???
>>78336171>Unc angel doesn't know Italian brainrot
>italian brainrotdoes anyone here play the roblox game?
>>78336382Haven't officially played the game (assuming its the same one we're thinking) yet but I saw clips of it on tiktok. Shit looks funny af from how people actually cry and mald over their brainrots being stolen as if its not the point of the game :P
>>78336480>assuming its the same one we're thinkingyeahjust today i saw someone giving out a free brainrot from their base and the whole server fought eachother to try to steal it for themselves. its like watching dogs fight over a bone
>>78336662Actually real because how tf is that method unironically safer than just locking your base? I should try it sometime and watch them fight only to then just leave before one of them takes it>We do a little trolling
>>78336806>this is the most evil thing you have ever said in this generalwhat have i done
>>78336901:)
>>78336981if we ever find eachother on the same server, don't steal my brainrot :(
>>78337128Nah I wouldn't. If anything you're helping me steal from other ppl if I ever figure out who you are. I don't screw over my fellow angel enjoyer frens :P
>>78337146>sometime in the future, we might have a private /hbg/ steal-a-brainrot roblox server where we just form a monopolypeak...
>>78337256If I wasn't paranoid af, I'd be down for it
>>78333222ugly and dumb, and artist is a horrible person. please never post it again.
>>78338935Go back to the main thread.
>>78333222Wait a minute aren't they like related?
>>78339134primordial prefallen humans were quite inmune to incest due to biological perfection.
>>78307414so...which kid was lucifer's kid? was it cain or abel? because I refuse to believe eve was loyal to adam.
>>78336078>mfw adam and lucifer were in the same spot>both got screwed over by the women in their lives>just 1 girl gave an actual damn about them>probably both will die in the exact same way and just 1 will shed tears over their death>all of creation damned by 2 malicious cunts
>>78319712>and I do hope that old legend of her disguising as eve and essentially moonlighting him for roughly 130 yearsthats fucked up
>>78340227Brunette Eve is peak.
>>78342621unfortunately destroyed given Abel
>>78342693>there are odds that abel wasn't adam's son.
Are there any riakos here? How strong do you feel about your angel boy?
>>78342822Nah he has Adam's eyes and wings
>>78342845was it cain?...jeez I sure do hope not.but then again I do believe eve cheated on adam for sure.
Awake and already choosing violence>>78342841It's strong enough that if I wasn't a poorfag surrounded by normies, I'd have a big shrine of him by now. He'll continue living rent free in my head like some of the others for a long time. I'm devoted in other ways tho outside of money...
Finally I have returned without any annoyances. My love for angel boys will not be contained.>>78342841>Live for the Ash, fight for the Ash, die for the AshAnything less than this makes me unworthy of his love.
>>78343023Hey Ashsis :>Since the twst anime is coming out this October on the same day as S2 of Hazbin, are you gonna tune in to both?
>>78343222Hello Tiny.I will watch both of them in the same day if I could. I've been waiting for so long to see the anime that it makes me almost emotional..
>>78343307UnderstoodEven if Idia is only getting crumbs for now since this is the season for Heartslabyul, I'd still watch. It's like we're being given two cakes for seeing our boys on screen
>>78343446As long as Azul appears even if only for one moment, I will be happy. At the very least, his part is only 2 parts away so I have hope.
>>78333222To the tune of Purple Rain
The official Spotify revealed another track, Gravity. I got used to calling it Like Gravity for so long though
>>78342841I'm a Riako! Tho currently Angel Dust is my target for hyper Riako-ing rn lolPolyurethane was my target before Spood. One of my besties is a Gachikoi and he introduced me to the termsI finally found something that describes me perfectly,,,
>>78343867Same.
What did they see?
>>78345938They saw Adam showing off Abel's mlp collection
>>78342822(adam gave birth)
Good Morning! I just wanna say that I love Seras/The speaker of God's duet song. Currently listening it on repeat!
>>78347438>implying lucifer didn't want some of that dick>implying that lucifer didn't get a crush on adam first>implying lucifer, lilith and eve didn't have a secret arrangement in which they shared adam
Angel boy sex...
>>78349617i agree!
>>78349617DING DING DING, CORRECT
>>78349617say fellas, if we threw a bunch of spinsters and these angel boys together, wouldn't that result in nephilim overpopulation?
>>78350998I have no idea, but I only have one lifetime and I want sex with angel boys
>>78351888Thats a nice ass... who's this?
>>78348334Source?
>>78351888Angel Devil from Chainsaw Man! Grade A femboy, I love him so much
>>78352629>>78353442 (me)I am an idiot lol
>>78353175https://bsky.app/profile/nyochandesuyo.bsky.socialbeyond paradise is the greatest crackfic ever created.
>>78353442aww he's a cutie
Post wholesome angels. I need a pick-me-up
>>78354578I hope you feel better sis! <3
>>78353538I mean where did you find those pics? i know the artist too but i have never seen that or the one you just posted in either of their accounts
I need to huff angel wing fluff so bad
I NEVER LEARN HOW TO READ
Imagine the biblical flood of angel cum he could let out
>New Pit anonHenlo
>new arrival?
I got jumpscared by Pit dick but DO WE HAVE A. NEWBIE HERE????HELLOOOOOO
>>78356563Hi
adam should have a hyper dick desu, the fact that theres 0 results disapoints me greatly
>>78356124>>78356204Hello also to you
>a new anon arrivedHi :>
>>78356673Wrong image fug
https://youtu.be/KeeyJU8_Z70
two angel femboys?!?!
>>78356754>Corpse BrideI miss the days when I'd binge this and other Tim Burton films as a kid ;w;
>>78356754One of them bites. Be careful
>>78307414Collin needs more art of him getting railed in everyway imaginable by female hellhounds.
Replied to the wrong guy... Its over
/hbg/, what are (you) doing right now?
>>78357053Gooning. And now that I am hungry, I will be eating instant mashed potato and spam. Have a nice day
>>78357053trying to create a oc for the sole purpose of fucking Adam.
>>78357053im playing sprunki
>>78357053Cuddling with the Adam plush while I'm watching S1 of Death Note again
>>78357053Going to bed. Thinking of Polyurethane and Angel Dust doing my skincare routine and cuddling with me
>>78355563in the fanfic on archive of our own.
>>78357053Making dinner.
>>78357514Goodnight nonnie
Dressing angel boys up in maid outfits!
Ok which one of you is a good lyricist
>>78359268Like this?
>>78359268Lol
schizo sex with adam!
>>78359897Tulpa sex with Adam increasing the longer you don't take your meds...
Nonas, how popular are your husbandos?
>>78360668Some are popular for being loved, others are popular for being hated, then there are those with both. The most popular one out of all my husbandos not only buckbroke the fandom for months to this day but also his own game(I hope it happens for my other boys too for the funny)
>>78360668Not popular enough. But given he only had 1 game of his own in the past 20 years it's kinda a given
>tfw no gentle giant angelboy bf who has to blueball himself while on Earth so he doesn't actually cause flash flooding
>>78360668my most popular one came out for a day by leakers and immediately was being shipped left and right widespread >>78360805>the newgen cries in pain as it strikes youmay that demonic twink get humbled again in a future update
>>78361130>Immediately figuring out who it was which cements your mind status as broken>Implying that's not what I want out of himNona please...
>>78361255>mfw i walked right into that onecount your days clownfucker, remember that the greed of the devs will be their downfall...
>>78361411Lmao this is why you're my favorite to bant withSerious talk tho, I'm already frustrated that the devs (and PV) are gatekeeping SM's backstory for no reason other than moneymaking so I'm already dealing with the potential man allegations about him. Also I gotta ask, is it true that the endings for lore arcs tend to be rushed badly or is it just oldgen cope on Twitter?
>>78361561the agendaposting must continue /jill say as a longtime player that they're sadly right. for a more recent example that you've barely been around for, remember longan and dragon eye's update for crob? while it served to drive up high stakes for gingerbrave and the protagonists that exceled in the ongoing story, devsisters has a poor habit of making anticlimactic endings such as longan surviving gingerbrave's attack at sea to be sealed away to return again. this makes his paranoia of the prophecy of being defeated meaningless as he will defy fate again through his own child. then this isn't speaking on how crk is revealing itself to have a bad habit at mistreating its older characters from other games like how we saw the elementals outside of moonlight being treated in writing. with it being confirmed that the beast arc is wrapping up in a year or less to prepare for timekeeper's arc, i believe the ending for them won't be satisfying no matter what route the devs will take because there simply is not enough time...
>>78361851Unfortunately I joined CROB pretty late so I wasn't able to get the full context of that storyline until I had to watch youtube vids on it. Dragon Eye will always be my moeful chud daughter but the way that Longan won't leave her tf alone with making her develop schizophrenia even after cheating death felt like being sealed at the bottom of the ocean doesn't mean much. I haven't been able to fully level up my legendary units on crob which is a fucking pain to grind for unlike crk so my info on their lore is limited to whatever I've unlocked from their friendship levels. The only elemental I can maybe see who they done dirty for in CRK is Fire Spirit. I don't think that the Beasts are getting sealed but from how Devsisters talked, I get the feeling there's gonna be some SU Diamond "redemption" bullshit that's gonna be rushed af
>>78362028>crob loregingerbrave stabbed him in the brain with the cane but he survived because he's a marketable villain. he'll continue to be everywhere until a new popular character shows up>fire spirithis characterization in crk was watered down compared to crob where he isn't just the cool flame guy who makes jokes. that update was only a thing because the devs needed an excuse to introduce the cookie mines for players to do extra work along with agar-agar. out of all the original elementals, he was shafted the hardest next to wind archer.>beaststhey already had made the ancients, another group, serve as their future get out of jail cards. the best and most predictable route that can happen for them is that they end up betrayed hard enough by dark enchantress that they run to the ancients to team up as reluctant allies. they have the opposite problem of the dragons where that they need to be dragged out more to for the story to not feel rushed. redeeming them now would be a cop out but sealing or murdering them to be a part of the ultimate cookie would make their nuances feel wasted.
eepy time
>>78362273FiguresKinda hoping that Millennial Tree's update for CRK won't be filler and it'll give me some insight on the elementals since CROB's potion system for legendaries are ass since they look interesting. I'll have to do another dive on YouTube to figure stuff out since Twitter ppl won't talk on lore for characters that aren't hella popular among one-game fans. The Ancients playing therapist for the Beasts is both funny but also needs payoff because they can't just shoot people with le power of friendship beam to make everything better. I'm pro-redemption for them but they need to not only genuinely reach rock-bottom to even think about wanting to change with their counterparts but we need to know more about their days when they were Virtues (which would soak up time). Otherwise you may as well just toss them to be part of the hungry homunculus if this all we're getting>>78362361Gn SCsis ^_^
>>78362361goodnight :D>>78362404set your expectations neutral, remember that its the journey and not the destination that will give you joy. take the wins and remember that.
>>78356963wtf are their faces
Bump
are there any amnesiac adam fics? because I need to see a cinnamon roll adam interacting with the rest of the cast.
Any Lute fics about her having an inferiority complex because she's jealous of Eve
>>78366037>inferiority complex towards eve>eve>the same bitch who damned humanityhard for an upgrade to be jealous
Something that's not mentioned enough is this is all a big fuckin inversion of the Eden story. His wife was tempted by an angel and now Adam himself is tempting an angel to disobey and fall, everything comes full circle, it's freakin' pottery
>>78362361Sex with Coat Guy
I should really pick Patamon as my starter in Digimon Story Time Stranger so I can get to angels sooner but I also love Gomamon a lot too... wat do /hbg/?
Kitty
tongue
Please Lord give me the strength to withstand the bad takes that have already started popping up from Adam fans who hate Lute, and vice versa, but mostly the former because they're way more common and my bloodthirsty girl is going through a most terrible crashout and needs first man cock. And I know God gives his toughest battles to his strongest and sexiest warriors. Amen
>>78370060Amen.
Putting Adam fans who hate Lute and Lute fans who hate Adam in a cage match and meanwhile I take all the cash from their purses and go to macdonalds
>>78370511Who wins?
Hey /hbg/! I’m feeling… only a smidge betterI’m still feeling very on edge all the time. Tried to get an earlier doctor’s appointment but failed. Please let this be over soon.I have work tomorrow, please pray for me as I keep begging for more hours
>>78371209Adam fans who hate Lute have the sheer numbers but the real winner is me making off with some bootleg Labubus and flavoured vodka shots from the corner store
Afternoon :>>>78368219Depends on if you prioritize stats, design, or who you love more? :P>>78370060AmenI've been seeing some real annoying takes about Lute from some Adam fans that makes me cringe inside because they do realize that Lute's his bestie right? They always treat her as if she's more evil or manipulated him as if he doesn't give her props to kill sinners for funsies while hanging out. God forbid a woman exists who wants the First Man dong while going through mental shit on her own>>78370511Based, may they all not survive the winter>>78371228Praying for you Yureanon, hope it goes okay...
>>78371334methinks the real reason behind why those fans hate lute but like adam is because they want him to be gay
>>78371440It's definitely this and people who wish it were them instead of her.
>>78371228Get well soon.
>>78371440One hundred percent. Straight men bad so this guy they like isn't allowed to bond witha yucky girl. His lecherous behaviour toward women is probably faked to cover for his true feelings for men. Something something 'comphet'.
>>78371534>people who wish it were them instead of herBeing legit jealous of fictional characters is some absolute idiot shit
I have a pet theory that one of the reasons so many supposed lesbians/bisexual girls eventually settle down with men is that comphet is nowhere near as common as the internet claims it is. Never had a strong attraction to a guy irl before even though you like the idea of sleeping with guys hypothetically? Must be comphet, you're actually gay. Then suddenly the right guy comes along and they realize they are actually attracted to men and they fucking love straight sex.I think this might be the case because that was me.
>>78371440You're right with some of these cases since I've nooooticed that some of the most avid haters of Lute on twitter are people who think Adam is a closet uwu gay uke that needs to be "saved" from Heaven by daddy seme Luci senpai. It's a similar thing I've seen for ppl who like Lucifer but hate Lilith as they think he needs to be "saved" by her/Hell. Some big art accounts I follow unfortunately spew this type of shit while claiming that their vision is canon while everyone else is supposedly ooc when it comes to depicting him in ships.>>78371534There's also this too, less common but exists and it never not pmo. At the very least don't demonize Lute when Adam himself has no reason to hate her out of nowhere...>>78371579That excuse sorta makes me laugh because if he was meant to be a comphet commentary, why does Viv approve of Guitarspear or have him still insist on hooking up with women when homosexuality isn't even considered blasphemous in Hazbin!Heaven since he'd be no longer bound to his earthly duties to father humanity? There'd be no stigma or anything that'd stop him but they never wanna acknowledge that
id let adam call me a foid
>>78372098Adam would call you a foid and tell you to make him a sandwich and grab him a beer while he sits on the couch in the sweaty underwear he hasn't changed since last jerking off. And he'd slap your ass as you pass him to go to the kitchen. And you'd let him, too
>>78372098>>78372183He's too old to know that terminology
>>78371755More or less comphet is only really a thing in specific types of societies which even then are rare cases in itself. Comphet more or less nowadays boils down to normal attraction being underwhelming now compared to the shilled oversexed exploitative "ideal" as the loneliness epidemic grows from a mass amount of psyopping against younger generations. Speaking from personal old experiences, I had an aversion to men out of fear and misconceptions about relationships due to specific shit that made me believe people are disgusting creeps who aren't capable of care. It's a similar thing why you see "lesbian" yumes who like fictional men online, in a way we like the idea of men but we're scared of the irl equivalent due to maladaptive socialization, political diagnosing, and also fearmongering from bad apples. It kinda makes a negative feedback loop that affects your emotional state where you feel dulled feelings for irl ppl (tho it didn't change for 2d) which then feeds into the mindset that one must be ace or lesbianTldr; Society being utterly pozzed and going against many vulnerable groups is what leads to heightened mental illness along with further division
This "comphet" thing only happens because most people are normgroids whom you'd have to be absolutely braindead to find any attraction to
>>78372297This is an excellent analysis, don't have much to add other than it was interesting
>>78372225He'd call you a bitch then and you'd still get wet to it
>>78372183yes.
Fast board today!
Never fucking againI hate everythingI refuse it all
In a way I'm surprised some of the pilot era Charlastor fans didn't jump to Guitarspear because they both feature a big sexy murderous sharp tooth smile man and the showrunners are actually willing to explore the latter.
>>78373520whats wrong nonnie?
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>>78375877This edit wouldve been funnier if he wasn't already holding the straight flag in the original. Edits are a dime a dozen but seeing them with those flags as the artist's original intention hits different
>>78376032I just only made it out of boredom long plus a straight pride flag felt dumb to me kek
>>78375741>Russian LuteKek
Post angel boys acting moe
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>>78378996:3
>>78379058>>78379132>>78380947Cute angles!
