/scaly/ - Scaly General #1557Post lewd reptiles and discuss scaly stuff, male or female is fine. Dragons, wyverns, dinosaurs, lizards, snakes, and reptile-folk such as kobolds and Argonians are welcome, on top of other things with scales like sharks as well. Anthros, ferals and human/scaly are allowed, but please, no monstergirls. As some may take a few creative liberties on their creations, do inquire if there's a particular edge case you're unsure about.====================>Lurking or just reading the FAQ before posting is encouraged.>Anatomy arguments never go anywhere, don't bother instigating one.>Before asking for a source, consider looking into the tips under resources to help find what you're looking for.>Please avoid reposting images from the last few threads to keep the latest more fresh.>There is no Discord server, don't ask.===================Scaly Smut - Many lewd lizard writings>https://mega.nz/folder/pM0EHaQK#qpaXTV7AKpDWNAQn8-ZpYgScaly Lit - Even more lizard writings>https://rentry.org/scalylit>https://rentry.org/scalywnMisc Resources - Source finding and other fun stuff>https://rentry.org/scalygeneralFAQ - Common questions already answered>https://pastebin.com/bpUrZimpYou are free to contribute to either, simply reply and post the information.Did you miss something? You can find all previous threads here:>https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%22scaly%20general%22/type/op/Help! 4chan is dead/hacked again!Don't panic first check the above desuarchive link. You can ghost post in there and see what others are saying. Our fallback site in case 4chan goes down is>https://8 chan.moe/Look for the /trash/ board.===================Today's featured image is the real reason you can't see stars during the day.Topic of the thread: Have you recently/ever had any scaly related dreams? If so what/who were they about?And if you are blessed with being able to lucid dream, what scaly stuff did you do in them?
first for jean?
>>78354462It's funny to me how averse to using Jean every single spinoff medium to Minecraft is. Well, I guess she didn't have to be in the movie or the tailtale game either so maybe it's better that way
I want to be a Tama!
>>78354508>maybe it's better that wayShe absolutely dodged a bullet by not having to show up in a Jack Black movie.If she were to appear in a movie of some sort, I'd prefer they handled her the way they did Dragon/Elizabeth in Shrek - have her initially be an antagonist, but reveal that she's not actually evil and maybe have her develop a crush on a member of the cast, becoming a recurring character.
>>78354780my beloved
>>78354780I want to cut off your Water Orbs!
Just reposting >>78354356, since it was the second-to-last post of the previous thread. Someone's starting a Kickstarter for some small, magnetic dragon shoulder plushies. I have no idea when it goes live, but here's the link:>https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/parttimedragons/dragon-buddies-cute-magnetic-shoulder-plushThere's 6 character designs, with the promise of more to come - Solus (red, male), Nyx (black, female), Lux (silver, male) Bubble (blue, female) Sora (green, female) and Devin (orange, male).
>>78354462Is Jean the cannon name of the ender dragon?
>>78355606It's the name Notch gave when asked if she had one, so, yes. Technically, though, it's "Jean?" with a question mark, just like "Steve?" is the actual player's name.
A lot of artists draw her too big. She's quite modest in size.
>>78355703I think that's the first time Pikajota has drawn a character that's actually close to their actual size; normally he makes them huge.
mmm... feesh
>>78356341I know the author of that book series is quite indecisive about how big are the humans compared to the dragons. But pic related is very close to the size in the graphic novel adaptation.
Breed kobolds
>>7835570316 meters snoot-to-tail of final boss level CUTE
>>78356661She's protesting, but it would have been literally impossible for her to have ended up in that position without her consent. When a quadruped falls over, they almost always land on their side - it actually takes a conscious effort for them to balance on their backs and spread their hind legs like that because of where their center of mass is. What's more, she's a massive freakin' dragon (even if she is considered small by normal Sandwing standards), so she should have had no problem swatting the scavenger away of simply bending over and pulling him out if she really didn't want it.Tldr; Sunny's a freak who's doing this on purpose.
>Make an online friend with a girl>you chat and play games and shit like that>you decide to meet up for a date with her>she turns out to be a Tyrannosaurus rex, not even an anthro, but a full size T. rex >you are her first date and she seems very nervous What do you do in this situation?
>>78357118proceed with the date
>>78357118Cross my fingers and pray that, when some big execs finally decide to turn my life story into a manga/anime, that they don't go and turn her into a half-human abomination.
>>78357118Excuse myself to the bathroom, have a momentary bout of panic desperate not to mess this up, and hope she's still waiting and don't need to chase her after what she may well view as a failed date. Also open another line of credit. Steaks are expensive, and no way is she gonna want just one.
>>78357890
spooky scary skeletons send shivers down your spine
>>78357890>>78357904Get your ASS out of the way you IDIOTNobody can see the board and take notes!!
>>78354393>TotTThe one I remember most was about my twin and I turning into small kobolds and eventually teasing him enough to have sex with me. The incest part, while shameful, doesn't keep me up at night because I don't care for real incest at all; the part I didn't mention, which involved some significant age regression (I was an adult when I had this), is the aspect that does.
>>78358027>telling your teacher to move her fat assYou. See me after class.
>>78357118KISS HER YOU FUCKING COWARDKISS HER ON THE SNOOT
>>78354462>>78357024Happy and romantic relationship with Jean.
10 bump
>>78357051>Tldr; Sunny's a freak who's doing this on purpose.She's more than a freak anon...
>>78359832Yeah, "please, don't!" my ass. This is the shit she was getting up to while poor Carnelian was getting blown up. It's a wonder they didn't shut down the whole damn school.
>>78360224The picture of feminine beauty (I literally don't know the gender of my dragon SO and at this point I'm too afraid to ask).
>>78359832Me under the thigh
>>78358279>The fastest way to beat the best-selling game of all time is to thrash your bed under the final boss until she lays an egg and starts gushing EXPYou can't make this shit up
>me on my way to buy the only available house in town for more gold than most will see in their lifetimes just to grab a rock off the nightstand and never go there again because I got the museum across the street for free
>>78354393I've had some scaly dreams, some a few months ago, a couple recently. The past ones were all Saphira related, it was nice, nothing sexual just nice. Recently had Sisu dream was a bit incoherent but was nice to see fluffy noodle.
>>78358214oooh, spicy! but I kinda can't understand why the age regression bothers you if convincing your sibling to have (gay?) kobold incest sex isn't that big a problem
>>78354780Made for filthy Almudron cock
Would you a b-- wait, you're not supposed to be here!!! We specifically asked for dinosaurians. Get out!
>>78354462>gliding with Jean for her first sunriseJean SEX
>>78358027>Teacherness keeps dropping her office supplies and bending down to pick them up with her ass aimed directly at you>can never see the board since she's always standing in front of it and hitching her tail a little bit while glancing back at you nervously>struggling in the class, need to go to office hours>too nervous to talk to teach so you just go the the TA's tutoring all the time>much to her chagrinWho let dragons get tenure???
>>78354393>topicnothing for months, sadly, and no lucid dreams everto make matters worse, i can't even remember my dreams these days, it's all gone as soon as i wake up>>78354462god that's really cutei especially like her getting all starstruck upon seeing grass and trees for the first time, instead of barren rocks floating in an endless abyssjean deserves so much better than being stuck forever in a dump like the end>>78359832>that blushyeah she's totally into it>that guy lying on her visibly-squishy bellyyeah i'm totally into itthis is obviously the correct way for a big dragon to interact with a bunch of tiny humans, or at least close to itthere's something for everyone, it's genius
I’m really scratching the bottom of my barrel here in asking but is Ninjago /scaly/ enough to…not even watch but like, at least look into?
>>78363480It has cute sneks but that's all I really care to look into about it.
Ty to the anon for the info on the Dragon Sex energy drink, I was able to pick up some cans from a Zabka
>>78363480Probably not. But the sneks are cute I will say.
>>78363480Yeah, a first few seasons had nagas and the later seasons has dragons. There's definitely some of /ourguy/s in the production.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbH7rbb-_fk
>>78363721
>ywn have tea with a dragon milfT_T
>>78364001>tea with a dragonANON NO
>ywn fap in a dragon's lair and escape
I want to see them again, anons. They're mia once more...
>>78363986An anon posted it in the last thread, it's a Polish energy drink. They got some weird shit, I also saw a sports drink called FUCKING ISOTONIC
>>78364045>tfYES YES YES YE->tgNO NO NO NO NO
>"You haven't beaten me. You may bind my jaws, but you'll never defeat my spirit!">"Spread your legs.">"W-what?">"SPREAD 'EM.">*whines*
>Ancient white dragon takes a nap>Wakes up and discovers humans built a fucking ski resort over her ass
>>78364888>not giving asian eyes to the dragon because they are a slopeMissed opportunity.
>>78354780Me too
>What?>Did you think that because I am a chromatic I was an evil bloodthirsty savage?>Fucking bigot!
>>78357051>>78359832All of the DoD are. Yes, even Starflight.>>78363480For me it's the crocodiles of Chima>>78364888How would being on top of the ass of a giant dragon feel like?
>>78363721me too thanks
>>78366840Whose idea was it to show Dragondad the e621 catalog? He can't handle it, he's going to break!
“I may be a dragon, but I have an alternate form I like to spend most of my time in.”“Oh god, don’t tell me it’s a human form.”“What? No, of course not.”>dragons transforms into a dragon-size tarantula
>>78366942Sex dragon energy guided his instincts there.
>>78361086>>78361063I enjoy this guys dragons even if he tease posts too much.>>78361677>rockIt's been 11 years and I still hate that Barenzeth quest, still remember not getting the embassy one and getting cucked to hold onto them in xbox360 version.>>78366942Surprisingly enough there isn't a Yuu x Dragondad artwork even after all these years
>>78365941>Yes, even Starflight.Starflight was a given - it's always the nerds who are into the freakiest shit, and god knows what fetishes he picked up from his massive scroll collection.I suppose it's a good thing he ended up with a kinky gal who seems like she'd be down for anything he asked for, no questions asked.
>>78363721>>78366840Tried my luck today but could not find any Sex Dragon near me ;_;>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/78285232/#78349623 mentioned Kaufland, but it's probably not available nationwide. Looks like I have to take a trip to Poland.
>BREAKING: New disease cases on the rise>Medical professionals are concerned about a recently identified disease spreading mainly among the dragon and kobold population. One source has described the number of new cases as "alarming.">The Cornmoll disease, as it has been called, affects the infected subject's horns, spines and other such features, causing them to lose their rigidity and become soft. The severity of this effect varies from case to case, from the affected features becoming pliable but retaining their shape, all the way to complete flaccidity.>The disease appears to be highly contagious, and symptoms usually last for 4—8 weeks, however in some cases they become permanent. So far, researchers have not been able to identify what factors influence the length or possibility of permanence.>To date, there is no known cure.
>>78368406Might be able to nab some off of Amazon or eBay. Also, a quick search shows that the Sex Dragon flavor specifically has been renamed in some places to Sex Energy, so that may make tracking it down a bit more difficult.
Would you buy onions if it had a Dragon Sex flavor?
>>78368874*soilent
>>78368771>Your drink is called Sex Dragon?>Yes>Sorry that's too extreme for us, if you want to sell it in our country, the name's gotta change>What would be acceptable to you?>How about Sex Energy?I swear to fucking god
>>78367467that's obviously because he is better paired with the hero. it's even in the title.
>>78368406https://www.ebay.com/itm/177306920218it's also to be found on ebay (but of course can't guarantee it'll have the right writing on it, the picture is as it should but the title says "sex energy")
>>78368406if it's any help the kaufland was in Zgorzelec
Just watched a dinosaur movie called Primitive War. set in Vietnam with a squad of U.S recon in the jungles. there's russians tooits pretty ok, visually atleast. They went with the realistic dinosaurs approach (but don't worry, some are still scaly!)I also noticed there was some sexual dimorphism between them too. One weirdly funny thing was the sounds they made when biting, it sounded like they had beaks.
Does anyone else find it somewhat funny how Clearsight ended up being a literal goddess to the dragons of Pantala?I'm personally not a fan of religious related stuff in stories but the fact that Clearsight was just a "normal" dragon of who we got to see the perspective/life in Legends: Darkstalker made it an actual interesting part of the story.Yes Clearsight had really strong future seeing that no other Nightwing ever had but no other dragon in Pyrrhia would have ever considered worshipping her because future sight was somewhat normal.Then one day she just shows up in Pantala, saves the lives of hundreds and plots the future for all of Pantala trying to save them of any harm imaginable.Of course anyone would see someone like that like a literal god, never even having seen a dragon with normal future sight before that. It's nice to see how it actually resulted in dragons praying to her thousands of years later, writing down their wishes in hope that Clearsight might make them true and becoming their "Oh god ..." but its "Oh Clearsight ..." instead.
>>78370339I never really saw her as a goddess for the Pantalan dragons. I'm not religious myself, but if these dragons believe in an afterlife I can see how they might send their prayers in a spiritual sense. Not to worship, but to seek guidance as Clearsight provided them for hundreds of years, even after her passing away (even longer if you consider the Hivewings keeping up the lie for a long time afterwards).I also wouldn't underestimate the massive impact her visions had on the continent. Predicting droughts, disease outbreaks or other natural disasters are going to save a lot more than a few hundred lives in the long run. They've basically been playing in creative mode during Clearsights time.
Peacemaker getting ara ara'd by Clearsight's zombieified corpse WHEN
>>78369402>>78369500Thank you very much, I wrote the ebay sellers if it says "sex dragon". I checked the german Kaufland, but seems like a polish energy drink can only be found in poland.
this cursed shit appeared in my youtube reccomends and watching it triggered uncomfortable childhood memories, and if i have to suffer, so shall you.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsky0vn1oK0
>>78372029Looks like they gave the art student interns free reign.>Directed by Peter Chung>Released 15 years after Aeon FluxHow embarrassing.Not sure I want to suffer through a full watch but might try later.
>>78370339>>78370833I wish arc 3 had a better second half.>>78372029I didn't see the video, but cute fursuit would hug.
sorry, Mr. Dragon.*edits out your ungainly balls*
dragons actually would download a car
Would you a birb?
I'm surprised how little art these lizards have gotten.
>>78373988and then fuck it
waifu 4 laifu
>>78375665she belongs with spyro reee >:v
>>78375680Malefor beat him to it.
>>78375680She belongs to the highest bidder.
>>78375680Spyro has a new girl
>>78376069That's a horse.
>>78376182Worse. A human.
>>78376182>>78376425stop with noodle abuse
>>78354393
>>78376805>tfw you realize they're not looking at you, the viewer, but at Moon, who's watching both of them, hence their reactions in the last panel
This is what scaly wants to see
>>78375047language
>>78377650
>>78374853OS2 lizards are peak beast race implementation in a CRPG.
