Location: The Gummy Bear music video backdrophttps://youtu.be/astISOttCQ0>We periodically host a web-based battle royale that can include anything and anyone. Shenanigans ensue, and some people attempt to write it into semi-coherent narratives, playing the parts of the characters within! Check here for ADDITIONAL DETAILS, LINKS, HOSTING TOOLS, GUIDES:https://pastebin.com/Jvn6ZnqFhttps://files.catbox.moe/wcgg4a.jpghttps://brantsteele.net/hungergames/disclaimer.php
Simdev here. AMA
>>78361773
>>78361775Yes.
>>78361780
Lurkers?
dft is on fire. I think they are fighting again.. a scat bot is cycling through all 3 dft threads, the plap thread and ftt to post scat. All threads that are about anons typefucking.
are u rly dying again.. stupid thread
Who's lurkin'?
Lurk check! Sound off if you're lurking.
^lurk god
This shitty general is so dead
You like lurking right Hans?
https://youtube.com/shorts/eSo7Yk4GcHg?si=i88oHjEt6JjqQX8F
ballzuri
>>78365080
>>78364646Almost like we don't need a thread up 24/7.
>>78365254
no more bumps. let it die.
Here's a bumpGet FUCKED LMAO
Sam and Cyan quitters til the end
MordredWhore till the end..
>>78366516cute lil thing
>>78366516We already know you're a pedophile, Richard
You mean David
You mean Micah
You mean Dickey
I sharted.
>>78366274Holy shit get a life. No wonder Eric shits on you. No one here likes you.
>>78368003calm down, dickster.
>calm down, dickster.
>>78366998>>78367241>>78368062eh.
>I'll post some dumb shit and then start arguing with myself! No one will realize I'm just being a pathetic bump slave then!Hans be like
Anyway, can we get a lurk check real quick?
>Hans be like
It's eric namedropping himself as anon for the 1000000000000th time.Literal cancer.
Eric.........................................
Any lurkers wanna sound off?
>>78368400>https://youtu.be/iptUNUFdyas?si=c0vS6GveTQe856vu
will they ever make a good green lantern movie?
hg is dead btw
Lilith bitching after he tried to hijack Eric's timeslot is hilarious. And Eric's game filling faster was the cherry on top.
>>78368558yeah that was so FUCKING BASED
>I am Eric and I love fat sweaty men fucking. I am single too...thats the most hurtful part
>Eric never hosts>check desu>Eric now thinks he can host over others for some arbitrary reasonAbsolute nigger behavior. Stay tuned for tonight, fellas.
>>78368572Eric doesn't take any shit. He said "I'm hosting anyway">>78368603You wish Hans
>>78368669Sam you're irrelevant, nobody cares what you do tonight.
>>78368685>kissus u>you hate(?) this
>>78368669>ERM I'M SO SO SO SOOOO BUSY I CAN'T HOST>*something makes him mad*>Erm stay tuned chuddiesAutists behave like niggers
>sending 20 fat obese gay men to eric who is a bedridden cripple
>>78368712DRIVEN BY SPITE
>>78368712Spite is the lifeblood of HG. Stay ghey.
>>78368669>arbitrary reasonLilith's has been used to bait games before + his game entry was an hour old and still not filled + Lilith said NOTHING in between making the entry post and his complaint against Eric, not even a "hey I'm still here so keep entering" post that he should have posted well before the game entry reached an entire hour of uptime without being filled.
>>78368751Not to mention Eric has to host every day this month and typically does so around that time.
>>78368744Just you and the other spergs. You're just Hans with a nametag.
>Hans is Everywhere
>defense force is outI see I've made the right call. I'm laying off the legion fora bit and focusing back on the council.See you niggers tonight. :3c
Oh nooo he's going to host piss code again and then go play some more Nintendo games
>>78368787I'm not saying he should have or was "objectively" right to host over Lilith, but all the signs made the decision make sense. Plus it's not like he hosted over purely as a "fuck you" either, and he does have a pretty consistent schedule like you pointed out. Unlike Sam, who is probably going to try and host over Eric later tonight out of le spite or something just as lame.
>>78368897Nah Lilith is a parasite and needs to be put in his place. Crying like a little pussy because no one joined his dogshit spam game makes it clear he has no character.
>>78368844hosting over eric's game and getting like 12 entries isn't really going to intimidate anyone. You're irrelevant after your summer of slop.
^Needs To Check His Ego
>>78368897Based rational poster.>>78368917Shut up pussy.
>>78368948Kill yourself tranny leech
>>78368917>Eric hosts 5 times for his attention-farming marathonDickey: YESSSSS HE'S OUR LORD AND SAVIOR>Lilith carries the entire summerDickey: HE'S A PARASITE YOU FUCKING CHUDS
>>78368980>t.gay furry enthusiast
>When you wish hg would just be nice :( where is the hugbox I remember from 2015?
>>78368991Keep defending yourself on Anon shitlith. Doesn't change the fact that no one wants your shitty attention whore spam games.
^Unemployed
This is the saddest state hg has ever been in.
>>78369077...But enough about my attention whore master Eric.
>NiggersProne to irrational outbursts of anger and violenceNo moral compass>AutistsProne to irrational outbursts of anger and violenceNo moral compass
>the absolute state >https://files.catbox.moe/8vcomj.mp4
>>78368669Just checked desu, after a straight hour of radio silence from a host I think it's fair to start assuming it's either bait or they bailed. No "xth more tributes" or "keep 'em coming!" in sight.
^impatient little monkey
Test
You have to let Eric enjoy this general. It's the only thing he has. Lilith atleast has something outside of this but Eric needs to host, needs to be here.
>>78369172I get that and I agree with it a bit.The problem I see in it is that Eric never bothered to confirm and when Lillith told him it was real, his response was basically "oh well lul lmao two cakes".It's shitty behavior and it isn't the first time his snarky ass has pulled this type of shit. It's why I've been calling him a niggerfaggot since back when I first came back,If anyone else would have pulled that shit, they would have been shitposted down. And rightly so.
Don't listen to this faggot. He'll go back on his word the second someone in his gang does the Wrong Thing just like he always does.
Don't listen to this faggot. He'll go back on his word the second someone in his gang does thePenis
>saying the f-slurYeah....No, buddy. Blocked, filtered, Opinion invalid. That's how you do it. Losing your credibility, sweetie.
>>78369217Eric has good commentary and good backgrounds. Lilith has neither. I'm not trying to be that guy but the better game should take priority.
>>78369304I agree and you can tell Eric needs this place. he put so much effort into hosting, roleplaying. He has nothing other than this general. So we as a community should be above him and come together and say:"Here Eric we know you only have this in your life, we let you do your thing"
>>78369304Lilith is just an awful host who doesn't put effort into anything and should be told to fuck off
^67 :D 67 :D 67 :D 67 :D
>>78369304The fact that everyone just lets bargain bin hosts hold the thread hostage is laughable
>>78369400Because nobody likes you and they leave with people like you around
>>78369400Lilith is a leech and he cries like a faggot when he gets called out for it. Everyone is too pussy to put the trash in his place. Eric is the only one with balls to stand up to him.
pls more namedrops, mhhh yes
>>78369442I didn't ask for your shitpinion, Hans.
>>78369484Please Grow up.
>>78369470Eric doesn't take shit from anybody and honestly it's sexy as fuck
>>78369470leech means nothing anymore
Didn't Lillith carry the dead hours and a good chunk of the summer?This shitposting doesn't seem very geniune, fellas. I don't know... Seems a bit fishy to me, my niggas. Seems a bit silly. Like some wacky fellas are trying to pull our legs for the luls.Now who has the GOCK? I haven't seen any in a while and I'm having withdraws.
>>78369520Kill yourself tranny
>>78369510Please read>>78369484
>>78369547Look, I don't have a problem with Lilith, I appreciate his games. However that doesn't mean he's above anyone else and in this case he is in the wrong
>>78369577Okay>reads"I ask for your shitpinion, Hans."
>>78369547
>>78369595fuck off back to your idol's discord while he steals money from his dead grandmother.
>>78369605wow its porn
>>78369605Kys Harley
>>78369595>and in this case he is in the wrongI disagree.>>78369605Thanks, my nigga.
Dickey right now:https://files.catbox.moe/g6io0o.mp4
>>78369661LOL this is good, now make a hans
>>78369661Based AI shitposter
>>78369661I got hiccups from laughing kek
>>78369649Disagree with what? He tried to steal Eric's timeslot knowing he was going to host and then cried when he got called out for it.
>Eric's timeslot
>>78369689hey dickey did you see this video yet?>>78369661
Doesn't take a genius to recognize that someone usually hosts during a certain time. Especially when they make a fucking calendar for it.
>>78369689>He tried to steal Eric's timeslot1. Who gave Eric a timeslot dedicated to specifically him? That's retarded.2.How is it Lillith's fault that a game took an hour to fill?You're wrong on both points and your ass kissing is getting gross.
>Lilith and Sam are pissed at Eric fighting over primetimeWe all remembered what happened between Kiyama and Mokou when this happened.
>>78369728how about he actually puts his timeslots on his shitty promo material then instead of just barging in and expecting people to figure it out? You would defend Eric shitting on a dying old man's head if he got into trouble for it.
Lilith knew around when Eric hosts.Lilith knew about Eric's commitment to hosting everyday this month.Lilith chose to host around that time anyway.He should have expected to get ran over.
>Especially when they make a fucking calendar for it.
>>783697371. Eric hosts at the same time every day, you'd have to be retarded not to realize that2. He hosts slop games with no effort put in obviously no one is going to join
ERIC OWNS EVERY SINGLE DAY OF OCTOBER AND IF YOU DARE HOST AT ANY POINT OF THE DAY, YOU'RE A LEECH AND YOU SHOULD EXPECT HIM TO HOST OVER YOU!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftu_GzPh6Jo
>Let me write this up for y'all>1. Eric hosts at the same time every day, you'd have to be retarded not to realize that>2. He hosts slop games with no effort put in obviously no one is going to join
>>78369825>AT ANY POINT OF THE DAY,You said this because you know you have no argument
>>78369836>Sucks your clitty
>you know you have no argument
>>78369839Thanks, Mordred.
These anon(s) are basically saying that Eric gets special priority and you all should halt ALL games during a certain time just so his games, that HAVE to be hosted at HIS specific timeframe, don't get interrupted.Get absolutely fucked lmao. I got shit to do. Shit on these retards for me, my sensible niggas and nigresses
>>78366252I never quit on HG Combat. It's just a rarity to host. if I do host again you will see an /hgc/ thread maybe idk~Just busy working and being burnt out~
>>78369896You're a dumbass. Nobody is saying that you have to. But if you know he HAS to host at a certain time everyday, then you should EXPECT to get hosted over. That's like standing in front of a charging elephant and claiming you have the right to stand there, yeah you do but you're going to get fucked.
>>78369896Yes Sam he gets special priority because he has literally nothing other than this thread. He is a crippled person that is dependent on this site, please be the bigger person and let him be.>>78369897burnt out from sucking dick, lol got em
>>78369896It's almost like it's shitposting...
>>78369849Your argument is that your master should run over games whenever he wants. You're pathetic, Dickey.
>It's almost like it's real...
>>78369897Don't start events you can't finish, fucknuts.
>>78369942Why are councilfags this anal about a slot that Eric shoved himself in to promote his week long SAW. Good for him he's hosting but Lilith been at it for weeks~
>hg sissies dont even understand what shitposting is anymore>Its been years since they've seen a legit post
>>78369948>implying that isn't what Sam is doing
>You should let Eric host over your games even when he doesn't ask if you're still intending to hostcouncilshits want you to be an obedient doormat for a fat NEET 40 year old man LARPing as a cartoon character.
>>78370017Congrats, Lilith hosted some default games during dead hours. Now get out of the road before the truck hits you.
I smell burgershit
>>78370035Well yeah, Sam only listens to shitposting so he has an excuse to "be the heel" after all.
>You will lick boots and you will be happy
>>78370053The real question is why you can't just ignore Eric.
>>78370017A dogshit host at dead hours is worth less than a good host when the thread is actually active retard-kun
>>78370074>OH MY WRASTLIN kill yourself eric
>>78370086hes obsessed obviously.
>>78370086>Why don't you just ignore it when Eric pisses in your mouth all day? You're a doormat.
'Cause it's my movie, my movie, my superhero movieIt's all about me, yeah, it's all about meIt's my movie, my movie, my superhero movieThey'll be lining up to see a movie all about meNo longer a sidekick, no, that's not mePicture my booty up in 3DI'll shake my booty in my own movieIt's my movie, my movie, my superhero movieThey'll be lining up to see a movie all about me
YOU CHUDS ASGORE MWAH ITALIA OLIVE OIL SCENTED AIR, CLARENT, AND MOKOU ARE DRESSED FOR ERIC'S GAMES IN HIS MONTH FOR THE SAW HE TARNISHED. EVERY SAW WILL BE ON HALLOWEEN FROM NOW ON BECAUSE TF2 HAS A HALLOWEEN EVENT OKAY YOU CHUDS. YOU WILL NOT HOST WHEN ERIC HOSTS DICKEY WILL MAKE SURE, YOUR GAMES WILL NOT FILL UP AND WE WILL TELL AUSSA, CLARENT, NOVA, GORDON TO IGNORE YOUR GAMES. YOU FUCKING CHUDS.
>>78369896I still cannot tell if this motherfucker is IC or OOC
>>78370094That's a quote from Sam himself.
>>78370150geg...this kid needs some air
Remember when people cared about hg?
>>78370170sam want to find a heel not be the heel so that isnt a quote kys
>>78370193That died with Hoshi
>>78370209Rest in peace...
>Lilith did nothing wrong>Spot did nothing wrongthey both mogged Eric back in the fall of 2022 both over RP>Now they mogged him again hosting
Hoshi was a rigging faggot. He deserved to be overthrown and left to rot with the rest of his ilk.
You would think hg would create AI generated wincards, that be fun.
>>78370202Fair enough. He did only say it the one time.
>>78370268He was overthrown by other rigging faggots
Faggot here faggot there, come up with another word. No wonder you dont host nor roleplay. uncreative loser, geg
When Mommy Cirno who gets invited to mansion parties starts hosting again HG will be saved. Count on mommy Cirno
^Will get beheaded infront of his family
All of you need Hoshi to wrangle you retards
The only thing he would wrangle is my penis with his mouth
^ftm
Hiiiii~ I am Trans~ Are you maaaad? That a trans person is better than you? :3
>>78370425Stranny...
>>78370351
>>783702781. Kill yourself Richard2. AI slop is worth less than spit
By the way Burgershit I know your ass is still on mobile don't think you're slick you fucking troon
Simdev here. You all suck and deserve nothing. I'm out.
>>78370464MOMMY CIRNO PLEASE GIVE US GAMES
ChatGPT, explain the standard deviation in an easy-to-understand way and insert funny zoomed memes every other sentence so I don't get bored.
Okay dokey, I'm back.Gimme 6/12/24!We're gonna try the zombie code.We start in 30 minutes.And don't wait 25 minutes to enter just to look like you weren't anon shitposting/lurking. Don't sweat the small stuff, lul.
>>78371004THE NINJA
>>78371004Harley Quinn
>>78371004Focus on your warehouse job lil bro
>>78371254no deal.Give me a trib right meow.
>>78371004Lizzie
>>78371004Ayano Aishi
Holy fuck, it's as dead now as it was when I first came back.I need to recruit some hype men or somethin', cuz god damn. A nigga takes a hiatus and the whole room falls apart :(
It's because you're a douche, not because it's dead.
We got a 4-man brawl for ya today.This will be a quick one on account of the lack of niggas.>>78371583I mean, you're not wrong, but I think we're both right, I'm a douche AND it's dead.
We start! Let's squish this dead air, even if it's just for a few minute.
Day 1!>9 day gameWell fuck. We gonna be doin' some skippin'.
>Eric mindbroke Link so hard he's hosting at Amazon for 4 people tabbing outAnother one of Hoshi's bootlickers btfo
We're already skipping. Night 1 skipped!Day 2!>>78371700My bad, homie. It took a minute to rig it for Harley.>>78371718Nigga, it's my day off and I'm bored af. You really think I'd phone host for 4 people? Fuck that. You're silly.
Night 2!I know I rigged it for Harley, but I'm betting on the Ninja. He looks cool.
>>78371746Who tf is tyler?Is that a reference to something specific?
2 MORE slides skipped!Day 4!>>78371850Not sure...Maybe Walking Dead or somethin'? I dunno, I've never watched it.
Night 4!
Day 5!>no one is even shitposting so I can't even do shitpost commentaryLe sigh...
>>78371598>Good lord, there's six of him? Is this the legendary shadow-clone jutsu!? Don't worry about it, is the answer!>>78371911>I don't like how far they've all gotten. I don't trust that.
Night 5!>>78371981You got this, ninja bros. I belive in you!
>>78372015>No self-harm allowed!
Day 6!
Night 6!We got a bit more action this slide and the last slide. Still a slow ass game tho. I think the "very high death rate" isn't always accurate.
>>78371875Yeah, me neither, I just know the character Negen with a barbed wire bat. Played by the Comedian from Watchmen and the dad from Supernatural
https://youtu.be/SOpzYqRwqfg>>78372087I really need to check it out sometime. I've got too much shit on backlog. Movies, shows, games, ideas, etc.I watched Supernatural years ago. Was decent.
wew
Night 8!>>78372039I'm sorry, Ninjabro....
Day 9!WE HAVE A WEINER!
Winner!
Placements!
>>78372205Thank you for hosting.
Stats!
Wincard!>>78372209No problem, my nigga.
>>78372194Gratz Lizzie! :)Thanks Sammy! :)>>78372126Yep, I don't know if I'll ever really get the time to watch it, I mean, maybe, but yeah, backlog, still gotta figure out what to watch after Boruto, I have a list of stuff to watch, but it's a mental list, kek
I'll let you fellas decide what I should do...Should I host over Eric tonight?Or is that an over-reaction and I should calm the fuck down?I'll be lurking in-and-out throughout the day and follow whatever the general consensus is. Later yo.>>78372262No problem, homie.>kissu
>>78372278I don't think Eric will care at all but why not.
>>78372162>I told you, didn't I!? I told you!>>78372205>Thanks, though.>>78372194>If this was anywhere else, he'd be a little shocked by the notion of a woman winning a fight!
>>>/b/940789831>>>/b/940789831>>>/b/940789831
I see the Samcil is in their "let's intentionally make ourselves the biggest laughing stock of HG" phase just like the mick and burgershit did earlier this year
>>78372278Eric probably won't give a fuck if you do and brush it off. I'd say host before him just to be the better man but I promised Lilith to host with his desired code today at 8pm est as a band-aid to him getting fucked over.Also hi
Rank wincards
>>78373945
>>783741069/10, Soundwave should also have sunglasses
>>78373649I'm used to seeing anons pretend like they give any amount of fucks about Lilith just so they can have an excuse to shitpost Eric a bunch, but it's weird seeing actual avafags do it for once.
>>78372278>Asking for permission
Everyone's talking about Eric hosting over Lilith but they BOTH hosted over me...my /i/ game's been running for 24 hours now. It'd be real polite if nobody hosted for a week or so til it finishes
>>78373649ironic coming from dickey and his bbc fetish whilst bootlicking the council for years
>>78368685you keep saying this but everytime he appears the thread derails
>>78374376fuck off with your damage control memes, Eric did wrong and you should admit that he did instead of talking about your shitty /i/ game.
>>78374649You're trying too hard. Pull it back a bit.
>>78374713fuck off dickey, you shitpost for eric every day for giftcards.
What happened to the art shitposting dickey? got new material?
>>78374649Yeah he did do wrong by general HG etiquette, however I can see why he did it. As someone who's hosted daily games for a month (advent calendars) myself, I understand the worry about not getting a chance to host before the clock rolls over and the whole thing's thrown into disarrayBut at the end of the day it's probably just an isolated incident that, let's be real, should not have an impact on anyone's life or well-being. Also he did apologise for it and we got a dual host so what's the big deal really
>>78374743He apologized after he tried to blow Lilith off and Lilith wouldn't drop it.The same way he only apologized for leaking Clarent's shit after he was forced to. The same way he only apologized for shitstirring back during Moon War after he was forced to.The same way he only apologized for trying to railroad Lilith in RP after he was forced to.If you can't apologize without someone twisting your arm, you aren't really sorry.
>>78374743>Also he did apologise for itthis isn't an apology and you know it.https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/78344942/#q78357553
>>78374740Richard...
>>78374743I did the same thing a week ago (calling for entries when the other game wasn't filled) and nobody cared.>>78374791Sort of an "I'm sorry you feel that way" ahh apology.
>ahh apologySay "ass," zoomer.
>>78374783I do not know of these events but you make a valid point>>78374791Yeah I guess a 'sorry but' isn't like totally genuine. Maybe he can make a better one later>>78374848You WHAT!?>shitposts you relentlessly for years>this is normal and healthy behaviour
>>78374743Post your rarest Lenny.
>>78373955
>>78374888Ass zoomer>>78374928Not my social standing :(>Counter-shitposts>Creates spite vortex which energizes the thread with ill vibes
>>78375021This one's almost 10 years old, from a paint your own Lenny thread in /ic/. One of these days I oughta go back there...or maybe just do another paint your own Lenny thing here in /trash/ for all the folks who don't have one yet
>>78375139Heh........nice try kid.......>activates my irrelevancy shield leaving me unharmed
>>78374791like 90% of his drama wouldn't have happened if he just said "fuck, my bad. I'm sorry and I won't do it again." instead of tiptoeing around fully apologizing.>>78375139I'm creating a faction dedicated to finding where you reside and having buttsex (with YOUR butt, not mine) without consent because of that. Prepare to fart out my cum, shitter.
>>The same way he only apologized for leaking Clarent's shit after he was forced to.I love how councilfags secretly admit they were pretending to be newfags to fluff up their status kek
>Mokou and Lenny rushing in as the last line of defense after Dickey's shift is over
>>78375195Eric is allergic to accountability.
>>78374848Post your rarest Mokou>>78375148Neat.
>>78375192W-where the fuck did who go?>>78375195Cool, keep reminding me so that I'm not surprised when it occurs.
>>78375320
>>78372278Well, on the one hand, it's still kinda rude, and it may set a precedent..On the other, more games...
>>78375292But Mokou pretty much told Sam to host over Eric and called Eric's apology ahh.
FUCK ERIC I STAND WITH SAM
>>78372278>I declare war on you and the /b/tards in the name of the Council.
oh my heckin' 2016
2016...
10 years ago it was better
Better than Sonic
2016?
...
^Edgy faggot award^
^
Markiplier deliver me from the cringe of HG
Sam Kosaku and Dia run HG and these threads. Know your place councilplebs.
Slop the shit out of Eric and MokouFuck them both for screwing over Lilith and VioletFuck anybody who supports them
excuse me. i am nervous. what happened to my beautiful welsh wife.
>>78376073I can take a LOT of insulting but once you insult SONIC... The BEAST comes out to play..... RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHH>*Turns into a half-demon half-werewolf and kills you with my new powers and you can't dodge this because my powers are impossible to dodge*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlQGgDE9NNk>Captcha: G0YKN
Hans and Orcshit popping off
>>78376181You mean Akane?
Meowning fwens
>>78376225Why did you send your rabid dog on Eric? You need to stop him before he hosts over him.
>>78376225Howdy pardner
>>78376225
>>78376285>KosakiI'd sure hate to be that guy!
>>78376248Sam is a friend, not a dog.And Eric would never say a single thing about it and just host his game in silence. Even if he was annoyed by it which I doubt he'd never say.>>78376273Can u make me a coffee?>>78376278U a beauty
>>78376285Doesn't Eric already have a fate
>>78376307KOSAKIBROS...!
>>78376328how often do you and sam typefuck in discord?
>>78376285>Kosaki >will be roadkilled
>>78376328I cannot. I don't know how to make onePerhaps I can tempt you with a nice glass of Adam's ale?
>>78376367We don't but he came to ftt once when I was there. >>78376395U put the mug in coffee machine mug slot, you press the coffee button, it makes noises like it grinding ophan bones, coffee comes out. That's how I make it
>>78376285>yuuri clarent*
G OL UNDL DYING GIGILPAL OL AMMA TOL C HG OD ITS IDOLS DE NOAN ZUCRDED G GOHED STRIFE G AD THDEAV OD BAYFIND ZE ZOGPOOTZERDIA WILL BE SHOCKEDKOSAKU WILL BE BEHEADEDSAM WILL BE CRUSHEDERIC WILL CHOKELILITH WILL BE RAPEDCIRNO WILL BE ROADKILLEDHANS WILL BE ACKED BY A MOBMADO'S CHILD SPIRITS WILL MAKE HIM INSANECLARENT WILL BE ACK ACK ACK'DORCFAG WILL BE CASTRATEDMORDRED WILL BE GASSEDBURGERSHIT WILL HAVE HIS TONSILS REMOVED
I'm gonna host in 9 minutes, it's not a falsefag by the way. >TL;DR DON'T HOST OVER ME ERIC
>>78376522fixing your typo doesn't make this better micuck.
>>78376522>the brownoid deleted his ESL and shamefully reposted itKEKYROOPY!
>>78376476Okay>puts the mug in the coffee machine slot>presses the coffee button>it makes noises like it's grinding orphan bones>coffee comes out>unfortunately since he put the mug in upside-down the coffee flows off the mug and spatters all over the floor and his cool shoesI think the machine is broken...>>78376522>BE BE
>>78376558HELLLOOOOO BURGERSHIT STILL TRYING TO SHRED YOUR HARD DRIVE TO COVER UP THE CP BURGERSHIT
>>78376570>HELLLOOOOO BURGERSHIT STILL TRYING TO SHRED YOUR HARD DRIVE TO COVER UP THE CP BURGERSHITsomeone get this ESL spic some tacos so he calms down
>>78376534Eric's gotta host, chud. If you don't want to be ran over get out of the street.
>>78376601Kosaku...
Micáh finna eat dem [B]urritos, sí?
I think I'm getting old. I have to eat boiled eggs with water so I can chew the yolk.>>78376568Alright lenny.. listen... that was your fault. You are clearly not ontop of your game tonight. Its very obvious that the coffee should go IN the mug.. nit splatter all over its ass.Make yourself a coffee, maybe that'll wake you up
MO-lek ben baw EL shem ya-DAN MAH-oh ha-SHAM el SHEM ba-ʿAHL ah-LAHM
>>78376709Okay, good idea>presses the coffee button>it makes noises like it's grinding orphan bonesOops forgot to take th-->coffee comes out...all over his handAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH AAAAAA AAAAHAHAAAAHAAAAAAA OOOOOW GGGAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH>he has now woken up. but at what cost?
WELCOME ALL TO MY HUNGER GAMES, YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HELL!**FIRST 24**
>>78376779Lizzie
>>78376779Fujiwara no Mokou
Why is Micah making satanic rituals now?
>>78376779Needlem0use
>>78376779Ayano Aishi
>>78376779My wife
>>78376779Lord Tiny Hand
>>78376773What the fuck...Lenny, first thing in the morning, we buy you a blue autism hat, a helmet and some gaming kneepads. You clearly shouldn't be allowed to wander the house without protection.Now go cool your hand under running water, I'll get bandage and cream..>>78376779Mordred
>>78376779Lenny
>>78376803He's bored and sad that Bea still won't fuck him.
>>78376860I've been dreaming of a blue autism hat since I've been here>goes to the tap>coffee comes out
>>78376779Tasque Manager
>>78376779Consul X
deltarune is weird.
>>78376914still making those ciphers shitter?
>>78376779Alpha1918
>>78376902You are a lost cause maaan... I don't even know how you jesus'd the tap to make it coffee.. and yesterday u nearly killed all the orphans.. god damn it. You might not be fit for the super hero job.
>>78376931Why did a cipher set you off so bad?
>>78376931still too retarded to solve them yourself, micah?
>>78376914Kill yourself cartroon
>>78376779Harley Quinn >>78376860What about a blue autism helmet?>SAM0
>>78376954>>78376959Slay yourselves, orbiters
>>78376985Suck his nuts harder. Maybe then you'll get a reply from Car.
U guys want ciphers? There are 6 on my wincards. Enjoy solving!>>78376980I forgot that one existed. It's an army helmet tho
>>78376779Sonic.exe favourite abuse toy
>>78376954>>78376959ACK ACK ACK ACK die car troon it was obvious you wanted wat to leech your way to relevancy
>>78376779Anon when he encounters a cipher
>>78376914Ready to be the next in line to die after Burgershit, faggot?
AUSSSAAAA AUSSSAAAA PLEASE LIKE MY AUTISTIC BARON TIER PUZZLES AUSSAAA NO THIS WAS DESIGNED FOR MY IDOLS YOU CHUDS ITS ATBASH OKAY
>>78376779A fox
>>78377040>ACK ACK ACK ACKThat's you when Bea doesn't fuck you, Micah.
>>78377038Ew Hans is horny again
>>78377072KYS BARON ACK ACK ACK
>>78376779Salamandra
>>78377031It'll protect his head though :)
>>78377064He didn't even send it to aussa, he dropped it for everybody
>>78376779Sammy Boy
>ACK ACK ACKShut up. Mars lost.
>>78377128What if I put a blue autism chastity cage on you?
>>78377142FOUL COUNCILSHIT GO ACK ACK ACK
What is this about burgers?
>>78377131Hey cartroon talking in thirdperson are you going to cry again about pac-hans solving your puzzles
>>78376779Samael
What no beans on toast does to a Brit.
>>78377038https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10bfJuESeWQ
>>78377175You didn't solve them you just when full sperg.
>>78376779Gruntilda Winkybunion who says that the tranny Cartroon may yap yap yapbut they'll soon go ACK ACK ACK RAAA HEHEHEHEHAHAHAHARRG
FUCK OFF MARTIAN BITCHES>A-Ack ack ack-ACK!!!!MARS LOST TO JUDGE DREDDLOST TO POPEYELOST TO THE AUTOBOTSLOST TO SAVAGE DRAGONLOST TO SPAWNLOST TO THE BAND KISSLOST TO THE GHOSTBUSTERSLOST TO RED SONJAAND LOST TO THE TEENAGE FUCKING MUTANT NINJA TURTLESDONEROOOMARS LOST
>>78377153Ngl, that would be hilarious..
>>78377236Ack ack ackfags btfo.Mars SUCKS!
>>78377212WRONG. Sonic and I solved your retarded cross word puzzle you ai generated for your idols to solve GO ACK ACK ACK TROON
>>78377236MarSHITS cannot refute this.
>>78377244Cute harley sissy.Glad you like your new toy.
>>78376779Meowskulls
>>78377286>>78377286>>78377286
>>78376779Micah
>M-Mars lostEarthlings won't be so smug when the Q-36 space modulator is ready to fire, isn't that lovely?
I SUMMON BUGS BUNNY!
/b/ gaem
>>78377267Proof or it didn't happen
>>78376779Bugs Bunny
The absolute state of BugsfagsDaffygods Fuddbros Samkings and Marvinlords won
>>>/b/940798329>>>/b/940798329>>>/b/940798329
>>78377431>1112
>>78376779Martians when they see a fertile BHC
Bugsbros what happened???
My hero Tom Cat would never be a faggot.
I feel like this thread has shifted into Universe B somehow
>>78376779Tom
>My hero Tom Cat would neve-
Tombros lostJerryfags win again
>>78376779Ruriko
My hero Wile E. Coyote would never be a faggot.
Ew organized shitposting
BLOODBATH IN THE NEXT THREAD!
>>78377551You gosh darned FOOL!
>>78377461Thanks for this, anon.>not an entry
>My hero Wile E. Coyote would nev-
>>78377567Team Sam is a GO!Let's do this shit!
>>78377575Why not? Make it an entry!
Wrong he was bewildered, he did not like Bugs doing that to him at all. My hero Wile E. Coyote is not a faggot.
>>78377567Begin at your leisure. Are you ready, Sam?
>>78377657Oh you know it, big fella! Let's rock this shit!