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Cool thread :)
Lurkers?
>>78382039>slaps face with penis
>NO NOT THE CHALICE-Hah! Even with your pitiful power suit, you are still no match for Merasmus' spectral Ring Toss game! Go on, take a swing at the Strongman while you're at it! Merasmus DARES you!
>>78381968>AlsoEighty-Seventh legally obligated SAW shill post.https://itsalmo.st/secret-ava-week-0wl9
>>78381958>Does a Mexican hat dance and is arrested for culture insensitivity. >>78382081Well it can't be that ba-GOD DAMN! Did you step on the dog or it's shit?
>>78382081The jar keeps me in check by eating my check
All right, that's it! Merasmus is... getting pretty bored watching all of you sit around, NOT killing each other! So it's time to help you idiots along with... THE WHEEL!
>>78382139Well now there's only one way to catch the fish... I must BECOME the fish!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqQSHZK169oThe Wheel SPINS! And it determines that your death will by absolutely CHILLING! Hahahhahahaha!
>>78382139Say that shit to my face again, Consul X!
>>78382190So c-c-cold...
>The gay & furry communities in shambles
>>78382139I can kick his ass!>>78382190God damn Christmas muscling in already.
>>78382190Hrmph!
>>78382190Who, me?A killer?I'm busy with my sundae on this lovely Monday!
>>78382226mariah carey is going to breach containment.
>>78382220RAWR
Oh. Some of you are still alive. Well, no matter, at least you're finally getting into the spirit of things!>>78382226>https://files.catbox.moe/tjawwi.mp4
>>78382261I'm gonna find you Carnage, just u wait.
>>78382246Son of a bitch! >>78382261Better people than you all have tried to take me.
Hmph. A pitiful turnout for this "feast" it seems. Perhaps the fools knew better than to partake on the poisoned meats Merasmus left out...?Oohp, nope, never mind, there goes one! Not how I saw it going down, but Merasmus will take what he can get!
>>78382220I shall take my revenge... Another day!
>>78382280>>78382300Have some candy for the wait.
>>78382300Don't you know how hungry I am right now, Mad Jack?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vxQqdFOeoM
Merasmus was really hoping that you would have all torn each other apart by now. But I suppose the anticipation is a reward in its own right, yes?... Eugh. Gross. Never mind. Just get back to the killing!>Homelander Moment.
>>78382261I know he's out here somewhere...!
>>78382070 (Eisheth best girl)That witch... ! She has me collared while she's off enjoying herself...! >[Great amount of snake hissing. Samael angy now. But that soon fades, wings slump down.]Perhaps this is fate finally delivering a fitting punishment to me... Yet I have to keep my serpent's word, and uphold my half of the contract. Do you really believe the other three would carry out the deed should I break the agreement?>[Snipping the snek's happiness away, he'll be moody and much more stern like in Vengeance. Or maybe they were bluffing right.....? Yeah bluffing just so they can keep the snake altogether themselves!]Do you agree with the contract?>>78382242 (Knight in red)>[Trust your instincts. Save yourself. The girl bosses are a whole different breed of demon. But she got to SEE Samael at least, that counts! Possibly. She can only dream of having the serpent coil around her once more. Best to cherish that memory, I suppose.]
>The one-person death slides cannot be escaped
>>78382326God damn you vile demon spawn.. you win this time..
>>78382343Red looks good on me... Huh?World domination?Nah I'm good with the duds
Finally, a battle between the two unnatural metal monster-men! And it ends... rather unexpectedly, truth be told!>Accurate The Peak moment I fear.
>>78382386THEY ACKED MY GUNDAM GOY
>>78382343Once again I've out played you both! >>78382386It was a God Damn it (Len).
>>78382386I'll watch it within the next 3 years
>>78382343>>78382386>[Honestly. Rover eyeing carnage. He should win.]
It looks like he COULDN'T do anything a Spider can! Hahahaha!... What do you mean that's the other one? Oh, who cares! What's more important is, who dies next?!>WNS who will it beeee
>>78382420>>78382422You did this.
>>78382422eh.
>>78382422Loona bet!
>>78382435Loser
>>78382422Mad Jack bet!
>>78382422I'm fine with either of us :)
>>78382450Hope ya choked on that candy.
>>78382435 (Lol)>>78382422>[There goes his chance of unboxing a rare or exceeding rare Rover skin.]
>>78382418It's all one dumb wagie with autism?
>>78382472Was delicious while it lasted.. at least I got a treat before going down.
>>78382486And I got to see you die, so everyone wins.>>78382475>Next time!>Now the red guy must go back to his gotcha games.
Okay! You're all taking longer to kill each other than Merasmus hoped, so I made some phone calls! Come and kill whichever of them you find first, Horsemann!
>>78382354>>78382242>Impotent rage, minus the liberal superhero bit.Knowing Lilith she would definitely follow the agreement, you and me know what Agrat would do to you~, as for Eisheth some soul offerings should keep her in check, unless you wish to gain more scars and feel your soul drained away...>Voracious Salvation can do more than drain enemy souls after all.As for me, I did agree just to make things fair for everyone, buuut I can be more lax with it compared to them~
>>78382531Yikes
>>78382509>defeated by a tree.. you could have at least made it to the top first but you failed halfway there. Next time ai'll bring a bonsai to defeat u. Seems that's your mortal enemy.
And now, behold, the foolish mortal who managed to avoid an agonizing death!... Er... Merasmus isn't really sure what he's looking at here. But it's the winner! So... there!
>>78382531I just crafted this man's axe yesterday. Funny.
>>>/b/940807882>>>/b/940807882>>>/b/940807882
And now, the rest of you! Look at you all down there, all dead and pathetic. Very impressive stuff, mortals!
>>78382577>The idea of someone only just now crafting the HHH axe 15 years after his original release is making me sick...
>>78382558I was defeated by myself! Showed you all the only person who can beat me is ME!>>78382567GG Wolf girl # 3.>>78382585Thanks for hosting.
>>78382585>(Thank you for hosting.)
>>78382585GG everyone, thanks for hosting and congratulations to Loona!
>>78382585Good job Loona.>Thanks for hosting!
>>78382585I shall win another day. GG and TFH
Gg frens>>78382610So what's scarier, an apple or an orange tree?
>>78382609Would you believe me if I told you I never got the scrap metal all that time?
>>78382531Mad Jack got reaped hard...Thank you so much for the game, Merasmus! :3Congrats me lol>>78382444 Checkers!!!>>78382465Thank you for the bets friends! :3>>78382610>>78382615>>78382617Thank you friends, love you all! <3
>>78382567>Congratulations.>>78382585>And thank you.
>>78382585>>78382609>[A lick floor the wolf survivor!](Thanks for the game, wizard. Congrats to Loona)
>>78382567Congratz Loona, glad you made on the calendarThanks for the hosts Merasmus
>>78382640That's a dumb question! It's clearly an apple tree, they have the power to ward off doctors, but only for a day!
>>78382585>TFH
>>78382610>78382611>>78382615>78382617>>78382621>78382664Yes, welcomes all around. Idiots. Now stop bothering Merasmus and get off my lawn! There are other people out there who need killing!>Merasmus shoos these insolent fools away, so he can go home! Or whatever.>>78382642>I mean, my first Scream Fortress was 2013 and I distinctly remember just using SV cheats to get it done because I didn't want to leave it up to chance.>BUT STILL.>>78382677>>78382680>You both also.>>78382664>I don't have time to get your wincard out tonight, partially because I'm feeling like shit from this flu shot kicking my ass, and also because I'm going to be stripped away from my editing PC, so I'll post it sometime tomorrow.>So look forward to that.>>78382686>>78382706>And you too--
>>78382553>>78382354>[Trust your instincts. Save yourself.And that's what I'll do cause I've got a game to host on /b/ and my brain has no capacity for sexe snek roleplay + hosting + bullying Carnage at the same time.Thanks tho!>>78382694You are wiser than I thought. What unholy fruits..
>>78382567>>78382585I've seen enough. I am pleased with your work, warlock. Well done to you as well, hellhound. Or at least something trying to look like one in a cereal bowl.
>>78382727>WHERE DO YOU ALL KEEP COMING FROM AAAHHH
>>78382735>Why, the Expanse, of course.
>>78382725Also the seeds are poisonous.>>78382727Does that hat grow with every racist act?
For some reason I just woke up at 1am and I'm going to make it everyone else's problem. Give me the [FIRST 24] while I SEETHE about the headache I'm going to have in the morning.
>>78382722It's all good, now I have a present to unwrap on a later date.Thank you again Merasmus and kick that cold's butt! :3>>78382727The milk is delicious!Thank you Agrat bat Mahlat!
>>78382766Perhaps... why do you ask?>>78382806Agrat bah Mahlat
>>78382806Fujiwara no Mokou
>>78382806Morrigan Aensland
>>78382806Knight Gundam
>>78382806Wolf Girl
>>78382806Sonic.exe
>>78382806Harley Quinn >will probably get cut off before the end, so gratz n thanks Lilith! :)
>>78382806Hollywood Chihiro Fujisaki
>>78382806Bob Bingi
>>78382806Consul X
>>78382806Link
>>78382806Gaffgarion
>>78382806Adachi Rei
>>78382553They would...>[So they would snip his happiness away. Harsh, would they stay with him after that or leave him to be a moody snake. The emotions right now, it's between rage fear, disbelief and sorrow.]You should know how it feels to practice self restraint for so long?>[She is outward about her horni, unlike the fortune teller.]I suppose this is just for all my misdeeds against the sons and daughters of man. Very well, so be it. My serpent's honor and pride will see me through! After all, Agrat was willing to teach the nephilim how to bind me. Could you picture me helpless around an entourage of new female demons...? I still fail to understand her goals... and this.>[A quick flick of his tail, aiming for his neck, the tip hits something unseen, yet contact with Samael's tail created a rainbow sheen around the serpent's neck.]Her envy is greater than Lilith's... quite terrifying and erotic... I must admit.>>78382725(Thanks for the short ArrPee)
>>78382806Rover
>>78382806Loona Wolf>>78382677>>78382680>>78382686AAAAA I missed these lolThank you all so much friends! :3
>>78382806Roxanne Wolf
>>78382722I'll admit. Most of my hours on tf2 were from the 360 orange box.I first played the steam version in 2015. During the disaster that was MyM. Dropped the game and started playing alot of it in the months leading up to and during the 2023 summer event.
>>78382806Peepers
>>78382806Brave of you to come crawling back after Lord Eric put you in your place
>>78383041hi bothsiderfag
>>78382806Koakuma
>>78382806The Superior Game
>>78383041https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZDOHzX_MbVA>>78383091...that's gonna be a pain in the ass to format if it wins. Almost kinda hope it does. Aw, shit, do you already have a /b/ game going? Want me to like, wait a bit if I hit 24 before you wrap or nah?
>>78382725>And thanks for the brief RP!>>78382924>Naamah listens to the snakes words, clearly filled with a stream of mixed feelings. She's the most lustful out of the four but she's far from being a pure sex-driven demoness.It's been ages since I had to limit myself in such punishing way...>She sighs as she tries to bury deeper those old memories and focus on the present.Oho~? It seems Agrat is a bit fond of her little "niece". I'm surprised Lilith hasn't shown interest in the little idol yet, if I didn't know who the mother was I would've been dead set in thinking she was her daughter. For a blasphemous equivalent of a lab rat, she came out perfect~>Naamah giggles as she witness Samael's fear, confusion and arousal increase with each thought.You know how the old saying goes, "always the quiet ones". I believe Agrat wishes to align little IRyS to the fatherly side of her lineage while keeping her away from Beelzebub's machinations and whatever our "glorious leader" is doing, if Lucifer is even planning anything at all. How cruel to keep the nephilim all for herself~
>>78382821You must make HR departments happy.
>>78382806Tyrannosaurus Sex
>>78381968holy shit look at the size of that, lawfags win againchaoshitters wish they could build something half as cool
>>78383148Nay, don't worry. My warhammer code is deadly af.. already got half the cast out. Now is feast time.. they are falling fast.
To greetpost or not...
>>78383179Very happy. I should try harder...>>78383185>Quiet you!>But yeah, you're right.
>>78383238
>>78382806The Hedgecock
>>78383238Don't, nobody will respond.
>>78383277>>78383287Silence, doomposter
>>78383011>Jesus Christ what do you mean Meet Your Match was almost 10 years ago oh God--
>>78382806The Chaselings
>>78383238How about enter the fucking game instead, rptroon, this is a hunger GAMES thread not faggot cringe fanfic thread.
>>78383262To have a bigger hat?
>>78383304hey ericthe goldrush update was 17 years ago.
>>78383304Avoiding Lilith huh
>>78383326Correct
>>78382806Mordred!
>>78383157This nephilim... so much around her, yet for what...? Perhaps it is best if we cut our losses and kill them.... No, let the other demons and beasts do that for us... If you and the rest of the Qadištu watch me from the shadows, what is your opinion of the nephilim, beloved phoenix, and human?[He'll slither up close to her, emitting a bright light, decreasing in size, coiling around Naamah, of course touching her sensitive areas.]Regardless, what matters is our survival... Now I've practiced enough self-restraint, shall we be off?>>78383304Yep....... Time flys.
oh my hecking greetposting i love greetposting so much you guys there's such variety of things you'll get from doing it, such as:bea raping yousatan making you fight an npc and then fucking off for the 10000000000th time with his go nowhere shitbea raping younova godmodding youlilith being I AM SILLY to you with his ooc avasbea raping youbea raping yougordon enslaving you into his go nowhere plotsbea raping youbea raping youbea raping youand my personal favorite, bea raping you
>>78383401I’m detecting a pattern here gents.
>>78383336>>78383390>Nothing makes me suicidal than being reminded how old my favorite game is getting.>I still haven't even read the final comic issue yet because I HATE endings->>78383347>Not particularly. I just threw in a filler is all.
>>78383441Someone salty about not being raped by Bea perchance?
>>78383355Well you have fun with that, I got a McDonalds to drive into.>The red guy leaves you to wonder what he means by that.>>78383379>Leaving so thanks for the game in the other board.
>>78383459Something like that.
>>78383478Roxy wins btw, heh.Nighty fren
>>78383487Well then maybe he should put himself out there so he could get raped by Bea.
>>78383498What if he doesn’t actually want to get yiffed?
>>78382806Fox hag
>>78382806I am entering Cao Cao until we get a good Romance of the Three Kingdoms code
>>78383401Greetposting is dead exactly because the only ones who respond are Satan, Bea and Gordon and they only do one thing. It's why when I see some people talk about how the roleplay scene is keeping HG alive I always find that such an oxymoronic statement to make, this scene is so fucking stale and recycled you could only find more samey bullshit with more infinitely repeating tropes if you watched isekai animes. There's literally nobody beyond the usual faces coming here and rping anymore and even the more unique faces like Sumireko or Brazilfag stopped and left. What scene are these people talking about? A scene implies a large cast, this is a frat group getting together for their annual grill.Get some fucking new faces in here to join on and then you can call it a "scene". Maybe getting more than Bea raping you from greetposts would help with that too.
Uhhh let's see here what're we doing tonight... Mexico? How about Mexico? I don't think I've seen Mexico in years. The game, not the country. I saw the Gulf of Mexico a few years back when I was in Alabama on vacation, but not the actual Mexico itself. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6Jzk0MsSPQ>>78383318...Y'know it's been a while since I watched House but I don't remember Season 4 ending like this....>>78383534A second too late, sorry Mr. Lord of Wei
>>78383538We did get new faces in here. Except all they do is goon.
>>78383556BRING IT ON!
>>78383556>Betrays the world
>>78383556Let's get Loony and Roxy!
>>78383556Ready to Rox and Loo!-Roxy
>>78383556Evil, beware!
>>78383556Hola World
>>78383556>[Rover is ready!]
>>78383557Those new faces in particular (more like migrants) are dragging the place down in quality massively as well, thus meaning the likelihood of more possible new faces wanting to join goes down massively. They need to leave, permanently.
>>78383598>he doesn't know about the /b/ mergerUh oh...
>>78383578And again incase u closed the b thread>>78383556U got immaculate timing my cute flatness
I took a couple years of Spanish in high school but it never amounted to much. They didn't really bother with anything conversational or practical, just repeating the same simple phrases over and over and over. On the bright side I can say "la puerta es azul" very fluently, I'm sure that'll be very helpful some day.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OpJe9K9RRA>>78383568This attitude is why Emperor Xian wrote that fucked up blood poetry about kicking your ass y'know.
At least I'm not Dickey.>Cries while being beat by Mr. Scheklesberg.
>>78383628It's an honor to go fishing with a fellow Gundam pilo... do u even pilot that thing?.. You are tiny.
>>78383616WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
>>78383622I noticed it, thank you!>>78383628Awww shit, we need as many supplies to resurrect Loona now
>>78383390If you feel vile enough we could reveal her existence to the angels and cause her many, many more troubles, even the Slayer could make the deed for us~.>Why just a war on two fronts shen you can open many more to overwhelm your enemy? But Samael can sense Naamah's words are filled with some sarcasm, she's not fool to throw away such a valuable individual to their most dreaded enemies after all.As for my opinion about her and her little gang of friends, I find them lovely~, it is clear a part of their actions are just pure act, but I can sense some delicious lust lurkng within their hearts, oho~ her mother would have a heart attack if she knew what she likes~.>They're just that freaky, all of the branches.But in the end this is all about survival of the fittest, they're strong but lack proper experience... a shame~>Naamah giggles and nods.Yes, my dear. Let us go back home.
Mixing political discourse with easy access to guns always leads to the best results, doesn't it? At the very least it's done a good job of speeding up our game a bit. Even if we do have to deal with the second coming of Catalonia now....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4vKzccZIi8>>78383622I'm shrimply the best.
>>78383640:P>>78383643:3c
>>78383628>The gunshots damage Rei, but not enough to outright kill her.>i had a chinese class in high school, i dont remember anything except how to introduce myself
>>78383628>[BIG PAW, slapping the frag back.]
>>78383628Oops-
>>78383628I cooked that grenade just for you!Now I'll have to cook it some more next time>>78383672Give 'em a helluva time Roxy~ <3>NR0X4
>>78383674I regret having to do this...
The gang violence is really getting out of hand... it was bad enough when it was just the occasional dognapping or a bit of brawling in the street, but now even the tourists are taking sides. I guess there's something to be said for the effectiveness of outsourcing.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgV_Gujjpz0>>78383677Yeah that sounds about right. High school language classes really were just an amazing waste of 53 minuets a day.>>78383718And I regret eating half a jar of jalapenos earlier but we're both going to have to live with the shitstorm resulting from our actions.
>>78382905Why don't you greetpost?
>>78383674Hah, only if you leave me out of the equation!>>78383730.. I have spoken too soon..
>>78383478Have fun, save some of their nuggets for me.>>78383556It will be fun seeing what those savage humans are up to. But alas, this battled is already decided, now everyone must play their part.>Oh god no, anything but this god forsaken land.>>78383628As expected, it is as merciless as ever.>She throws the corn-made food after ending a dog's life with it.Nothing personal pup.>>78383674>But it won't be long before Agrat suffers retribution from killing the poor dog. Wrong move, demon doll!
>>78383598Unfortunately for you you're not allowed to point out how damaging the presence of those migrants in question are to HG's atmosphere without being reduced to a namedrop and ignored.
How the fuck am I supposed to roleplay my own game..
>>78383730They sure were loud, I'll give them that.
>>78383730How did we get killed by a penis?!
Hold the phone, I got an idea...
Unfortunately it appears shitposting on twitter has not improved Mexico's infrastructure. It also didn't stop the dinosaur with the fat ass from dying, sadly taking away the only thing keeping me awake and interested.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwVfA7IRcwU>>78383762Self-referentially!>>78383771Blunt force trauma.
>>78383730That's rather rude of you, KoakumaWorry not Roxy, I'll put you together again~ <3>>78383771I'm so sorry for your loss~L
>>78383781>an easy task for this SUPERIOR GAME>none ever questioned it's ability to steal an entire museum
>>78383674Ahora puedo hablar español!>>78383730Of course you had to take me down while I was sleeping, you can't defeat me when I'm awake!>>78383785Yes please do~ <3
>>78383730>She can hear colors! The colors feel so right!>>78383781>#Pleasegiverobotsrights
>>78383673Discussion must be had. But for now, we enjoy ourselves. If you wish, ask Agrat about the collar around my neck. Maybe she'll let you have your fun, if her envy doesn't consume her first.]>[Eyes flashed purple, tail foward, slicing the air in front of them, created a rift in space. Belive it or not, Samael's be holding his side of the bargain. Of Staying true to the witch's deal. Of course the payoff of returning home to the four is always worth it in his eyes.]>>78383730>[How a hipster Rover would look is beyond me, but it sounds funny.]>>78383730>[Oh dear, that cartel is going to be very powerful soon. Assuming they find a way to tame the danger doggo.]
Hey, so like... do Mexicans hate reggae? Is that like, a thing? Like the event is phrased in a way that implies this is a stereotype I should be aware of, y'know, like that thing about US troops torturing Arabs with Red Hot Chili Peppers music or whatever, but I have at no point in my life ever heard "oh shit don't play Early B at a group of Mexicans, they'll fucking burst into flames"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNHvHCeCABg
Found Lilith
Greetposts died the moment Cirno got knocked out.
There's a suprising number of dead slides with no violence... or little violence, in the case of tonight's unfortunate reversal of fortune. Maybe things are finally settling down in Mexico City?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyCEexG9xjw>>78383836That's just part of Samael's FAT ASS.
>>78383674>>78383781>>78383831>I have no idea what any of this is.
>>78383732>Uhh, not really any drive to now that I've assembled my giant robot.>I still have to do some things I'm lagging on, like teach the intern one more time and see if the clown will ever reach the theater.
>>78383873You are right.. that tail is still a little too rotund to resemble you. Especially towards the southern parts. It got curves.
>>78383873>I have no idea who that is.
>>78383836 (Darkstalkers lil is more pink and red. Compared to Samael's purple and red.)That is the tip of my tail, not my dear Lilith. Are you blind? >8W008
>>78383831>i dont think mexicans hate reggae but also what is El Komander>>78383873Machines of the world unite!
Ah yes, SPORTS. That will surely bring everyone together. When has anything bad ever happened at a major sporting event in Mexico? ...Being fair I watched someone set a couch on fire over a Cards game before so maybe it's not just a Mexico thing.>>78383874I'm gonna be real with you chief, I don't think anyone does. Force Nova to translate, that's what I'm doing.>>78383913It appears to be the Mexican equivalent of wiggers.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPKq5RCcnTE
>>78383931>At least I can understand senseless violence.>...Man, it must've been tough actually reaching his neck.
Beans on toast?Sausage rolls?
>>78383908A tail you aren't even allowed to use however you please. And unable to fathom humor.. great snake.. how have you fallen.>>78383931God damn it.. did you hire that lil cunt to fanboy Your Game?
I can't shake the feeling that whoever wrote this code really, really, REALLY, didn't like communists. >>78383954WHAT fucking neck you stumpy little GEEK.
>>78383883Okay, so you admit you're an irrelevant fuck nobody cares about since these people couldn't be assed to get back to you on those things after this long since you first started all that shit? Cool, quit and leave then. Like burgershit you didn't do enough for it to really matter, so fuck off already. Nobody cares about you.
>>78383931>>78383954>It was tough, so tough that Rei just gives up and decides to strangle him the old fashioned way.>Sports makes even machines act like animals.>>78383965>i thought this said nachos and got confused
>>78383983Calm down Micah.
>>78383825Oh, you can be I will enjoy this~!>All four Qadistu have remained pure on their side of the bargain as well. Not like they would need someone else than Samael to please them for the time being...>What future awaits them and their Hololive targets is yet unknown, but is definitely far from being boring.>Thanks for the RP, now I wonder if next time we should bring the news to the mom of the lil' nephilim...>>78383931>I'd rather be shot on the head in front of a ditch that keep enduring this code's cringe.
>>78383965>I had to check to make sure he even had one! It's there, it's just like, incredibly small. I think the structure of his helmet/head obscures a lot of it, too.>>78383883>Ah, sorry. I've been around, but very inactive when I am. Always feel free to yell at my stupid ass.>>78383984>Sportsball...not even once.
We've come to our final two, and with it the end of our layover south of the boarder. But who will be El Comandante? Wait, no, wrong country. Who will be El Presidente? PLACE YOUR BETS NOW!>Consul X, the boarder-hopping bigot?>Koakuma, the smelly servant from Sonora?>>78383964Yes. Yes I did.
>>78383984https://files.catbox.moe/xd6lzy.mp4
>>78384033MURDER THAT COWKUMA CUNT
>>78384038>>78384014
>>78384033Koakuma bet!
>>78384060
>>78384047Bzzt>>78384060Ding ding ding
>>78384080
I think I see why no one has hosted this code in almost a decade. Either way, your winner Koakuma! ....who has no lines, no bio, no portrait, and almost no game appearances. Oy vey.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFAi7wMVN94
>>78383964>[While the tail isn't what houses his "twin pink sneks" it can be used too! But of course, Samael's only response it to hiss and slither away. Cause she's kinda right. Though he's already a fallen, so he can't get any lower. Up until his happiness is snipped away.]>>78384014>[Maybe things will work out in the end. As for meeting with Gabby. This will be interesting for her and for the Samael.](End scene. Thanks for the ArrPee. Do a quick roll for me!)
>>78383079GAMECARDWINTAKE
>>78384017>Oh no, that's on me lol, I've been turning in a lot and bingewatching and stuff at night and forgetting what I've started. I'll give you a call up soon so we can do more cool things.>>78384080>>78384122>I'm seeing double...>TFH
>>78384080Well of course you never hear from her again, she fought the law and the law won.Thank you for the game, Lilith! :3Congratulations Koakuma!>Thanks and congrats from my busy Roxy as well! <3~L
>>78384126One day you'll be free, don't lose hope, friend... gg frens
>>78384129>>78384080Congratulations and thank you.>>78384038>but she's choking you
>>78384153Exactly..
>>78384033A chance at victory lurks around every corner, one must only seize it before it's too late.>>78384129My thanks for this opportunity to claim triumph.
>>78384139>>78384143>>78384152>>78384153>>78384162PRETEND THE RIGHT SLIDE IS THRETHAKNS FOR PLSYUWFGNGIGNAEIGNEGIGGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMh9vU4g0jc
>>78384126>Barrel roll, actual roll or I post the gif?>>78384122>>78384129>Agrat went back home after this lackluster day in Mexico. This code needs some heavy revamping. Thanks for hosting and congratulations Koa!
>>78384173Woman.. breathe.. you are fainting again and spitting everywhere..
>>78384122>>78384129>[A lick for the survivor.](Thanks for the game FLATith.)(Congratulations to Koakuma.)
>>78384139You don't matter carshit. Leave already.
>>78384182Number roll and post the gif.
>>78384173Congrats.>thanks for hosting!
>>78384192Matters enough to make you froth at the mouth lmao. Go to sleep, Mickey. It's 7;38 AM.
>>78384187Catch!
>>78384173GG everyone, thank you Lilith for hosting and congratulations to Koakuma!Goodnight everyone!
>>78384216My mornings are beautiful. I want to see this sun rise on a better day where shitters are vanished.
>>78384223 (off by one....)>[Bone for Rover. He'll be happy!]
>>78384173Good job, Koa.Thanks for hosting, Lillith.>>78384228Have a good sleep mate.
>>78384237
>>78384228Nighty night Playre2 Chihiro! :3Sweet dreams!~L
>>78384201>Alright then.Odds: ???Evens: ¿¿¿Get: ‽‽‽
>>78384234Whatever you want to tell yourself before you have an aneusrism from shitposting all day every day for the last 4 years.
>>78384275
>>78384251>1>[You get a normal Samael. Better luck next time. That is all.]
>>78384252I'm free to do whatever I want, I no longer have an identity in HG. Your irrelevantfag ass will go thinking you're part of the "team" and making epic plots, you're just the sideshow for someone like Aussa, they forget you the second it's over. You'll get too jaded by your own shit and feel like rping in HG is a second job and give up and leave. Might as well save yourself that trouble now and hit the road, cartroon. You don't matter lil bro.
>>78384281>Aw shucks, a common Sammy.>Have a good one.
>>78384281>star symbolThat image was rendered by Gemini.
>>78384173>>78384143Congratulations Koakuma, way to go superstarThanks for hosting Lilith!-Roxy
>>78384243>[You pet Rover. His fur is soft despite it's appearance. For this you got a uncommon Rover skin!]>[Now I die.]>>78384301Yep.Now I die
>>78384139Save yourself the embarrassment and waste of time and fuck off now while you still can carshit, you're not important lil bro.
>>78384303
>>78384282If you could choose to do it all over again, would you play it differently? Or are you content with how things are?Honest question, shitposter to shitposter.
"just makin ammends" - Micah, 2025
>>78384139>I've been doing at least one of those lately, too...sure thing.>>78384129>Congratulations.>>78384173>And thank you.
>>78384325If I just hid how I really felt to this day I'd just be a duplicate of Gordon by now. I'm the most honest person here out of all these shitters.
>Car is wasting his time RPingAs opposed to being awake all night shitposting?
>>78384348Fair enough, I was just curious. Thanks for anwsering.
>>78384348Post old face
>>78384139>>78384338Bunch of ellipses followed by dismissive "sure thing" to show you just how meaningless you are as nothing but a side act, carshit. Start taking notes lil bro, that's how much weight you have: 0Better leave now before it hurts lil carshit.>>78384370I'll have your head if you stand against me.
king of empty threats
>>78384379>No, I really have been binge watching stuff lately.
>>78384379You know I like a challenge tho, right? We were cool when you was helping me go against Eric's shittery, but you're a mad dog, mate. You the antithesis of saving hg. You thrive in dead air.I'd rather deal with 3 Eric-tier assholes than continue to hear you schizo out for 3/4ths of the day.Sorry, my guy, but you gotta be put down like old yeller...
>>78384398How about you watch yourself into a fucking position of employment, you rancid little twat.>>78384414You're just JC if he was extra extra mild for white people flavor. You don't seem to understand I destroy anything I see with complete indifference whenever I want. I have no "allies", we were never "cool" you fucking stain. I did have fun leading you on as anon like a pied piper though.
>>78384414Who are u fighting with my cute?
>>78384440>t. un-unployed faggot that stays awake all night
>>78384440>shitposter got a shitposter to shitpostOh no. I've been bamboozled! Nigga, you fed me grapes and pretended it was crap. I told you, I THRIVE off the shitposting. You know what you make? A good "common thread enemy". Something to finally bring us all together. Something ALL these niggas can agree on. Shit, I'll use you to save this fucking place and bring unity lul lmao.>>78384447Some silly billy. Don't sweat it, yo.
>>78384440>How rote of you.
>>78384460It's called night shift, bitch. Also, I gamble a lot and make a ton of money from it. More than you rats could dream of. You can't sit there and repeat this like a mantra when you all knew that I was easily financing shit like Mysterium. Do you think that money just appears?>>78384479>I THRIVE off the shitpostingYou keep telling yourself that. My old bitch Lilith over there did too once and then he bitched out twice.Also I pity you if you think anything, anything at all could possibly make this place like itself or the people like each other. I didn't say I was the most honest person here for nothing, that's why I hate every fucking person here. Honesty is about saying what's on your mind, not holding it in like these caustic councilshits and avafagtards do.You go on thinking you and whatever little rogues gallery you put together will be anything except my pawns. I had a whole legion thinking that shit for years here before you.
>>78384440you try too hard to act like a eurofag lol
>It's called night shift, bitch.
99% of gamblers quit before they hit big.
>>78384550>Also, I gamble a lotHOLY SHIT MICAH IS BOSSMANJACK?!!?!? He punches his doors in half?! I can't believe I didn't make this connection sooner...
>>78384550Mysterium always felt like Wraith: The Oblivion for people who just couldn't "get it." Which is fair, Wraith is a bitch of a game to play and honestly Geist isn't much better. Biased a bit because I'm not a big fan of NWOD in general, really Mummy and to a much lesser extent Vampire were the only two I vibed strongly with.
>>78384550>all that textI'm skimming this shit.>I don't like anyone hereSo you hang out in a community that you don't like? All day? The fuck kind of life is that? I don't wanna hear your nigger ass SAY SHIT about me wagecaging for Mr.Noseburg ever again, you pathetic fuggin' worm-man. I know we're on 4chan, but Jesus fucking JC Christ. That is literally some of the most pathetic shit I've ever heard and THAT'S FUCKING SAYING SOMETHING!All credibility is fucking gone, dude. You're some no life fat fuck shitposting in a place he hates and where everyone else hates him. You failed, mate. You failed. Now go change your diaper.
>>78384550
>>78384479U got dis sammy!
>>78384612>>78384613Your time is borrowed. You are nothing but playing pieces.
^will die before 35
micah irlhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qztd9eOuwsc
Beddy time so I can wake up and wagecage for Mr.Nosestein. If that fag ever replies, I'll come up with some witty rebuttal or some shit or just say "u gay lol" tomorrow. Until then, glass that nigga for me. Gnight niggas.
>>78384642...So not a big fan of World of Darkness, huh?
>>78384668Hey now, that's rude.. but u surely at least got a cool Netflix show, right? >>78384665Nighty sammy
>>78384665Nighty night Sammy! :3
>>78384665>Rest well.
>>78384693Darkstalkers as a franchise is pretty much abandoned. Morrigan and Hsien-ko show up in merch occasionally, but beyond that nah. There WAS a really good Darkstalkers OVA back in the 90s though. Eikichi Yazawa did the theme.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXAQCYgPCOI
Micah is like a living warning about what not to become in HG and what paths one should stray from.
>>78384710Can you kiss ass any harder? At least it makes sense for Loona and Mordred to tell that Sam goodnight.
>Can you kiss ass any harder? At least it makes sense for Loona and Mordred to tell that Sam goodnight.
>>78384719I'm sorry for your loss.. maybe you can find happiness in the fact that my show is made by a pajeet.. tho I obviously love that show and that pajeet is amazing in my eyes.
>>78384764No seriously, Aussa is not one of his friends and has never interacted with Sam lol, fuck is he brownnosing for?
>>78384780sam found his heel and it is you. you are fucked slickey mickey. he is going to band the thread against you.
>>78384801Not Mickey, and hasn't the thread been "banding" against him for years already? Nothing happened.
>>78384771Eh, what can you do. Capcom wants every game to be Street Fighter or Resident Evil and when it's not they respond by slashing everyone's budget and shuffling staff to make more DLC. Hell, even those two aren't safe.
>Eric getting mad at Aussa as anon
You're forgetting Eric is lazy as shit.
>it's already beginningIt's too easy. I literally don't have to do anything at all and still win.
>>78384837You do things constantly though
>>it's already beginning>It's too easy. I literally don't have to do anything at all and still win.
what began for you is a normal day here.
>micah on the ropesIt's fucking over urukbros...
