Feel free to use the following formats to create an ad for yourself, make your own, or simply chat with other fellow anons here.Format.>With/Without benefits>Hobbies>Turn ons/offs>Favorite games and anime>What do you want to do with your potential new friend?>Not looking for>Time zone and scheduling>TagTea party edition!Previous: >>78379110 (la CACA)By posting on this thread Silluellyu mostempatheticperson accepts he eats rotten eggs and loves it when niggers shit down his throat
Call it something else with friends as the keyword?
la CACA
I laugh every time I see the LA CACA thing
Is it really over?
>>78444477https://disc ord.com/invite/CxEYxaHuKp
>>78459270retards stopped reporting him so probably
No more la caca
byebye la caca
belly is full of cake and i regret it
CHECK OUT THIS EVIL MOVE!!
*sips oolong tea*
Just looking for a furry dickgirl to throttle and impregnate often. Maybe we can watch shows, movies and play games together? Definitely wanna bond with someone.zerkbazerk
*sips water*
la caca is back...
la caca is gone
where's my friend to become unhealthily obsessed with..
where is my friend that likes me and we are best friends forever
Where's my shemale waifu to turn into a buttslut?
>>78460885what are you like..
>>78461075a bad person
List of things you did today. 1. Exist. Amazing! Well done!! Thank you for existing!!! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ
>>78461158wow! Could I be your best friend forever..
Ah I was spending all this time figuring out how that yt-dlp video downloader worked and searching for a version that could get videos from Korean lewd streamer site But it turns out that program can't download content behind a paywall which is a bummer... I feel like porn is always better when you need to search harder for it, it's more rewarding that way, what do you guys think?
I feel like I stopped watching porn not because I overcame an addiction but because the quality isn't up to my standard.
man Jin is such a cool character I'm glad I picked up ghost of tsushima
>>78461957How far in the game are you?
>>78462016I just started act 2
>>78462043Have fun!
AIIIEEEEEEERE LA CACA IS BACK
La caca sisters we're so back.
I deserve a gf who has Drill hair.
>>78463791you deserve la caca.
>>78463791alty why dont you ask teto
>>78460376DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm a changed person. I no longer ERP with Anons.
I will return in 6 hours to masturbate.
i miss having friends
Had a dream where I was sleeping next to my Princess and I put my hand under her shirt and started playing with her nipples.
>>78461351Rejected
>>78464562I'm doomed..
Caca forever....
You could just change the name of the thread just like I did with a different one (that faggot never found them again), but some of you are silly enough to keep calling it dfwb
Never compromise, not even in the face of la CACA.
I think this is bad karma, even in the OP we have a message about shitting down someones throat...I think this is a good time to remove it for the next thread.
>>78465829But he loves it?
>>78465749retvrn to /dff/
>>78465829Shut the fuck up retard we are not removing it.
>>78465829I’ll take it off in the next one if you suck my cock.
He still can't get over his crush on Sillu
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/78444477/#78467201Why was this one deleted too? Hmmm
>>78467401Curious indeed!>>78466373If we keep it in the OP we kinda lose the right to complain about mister poop poster, it's like we are inviting bad spirits with that "joke", bad stinky spirits
>>78467575Who the fuck are you to talk about anything newfag.
>>78467575Kill yourself Teto
>>78467575True
Sillu is the shitposter and he's doing it because he's mad he lost and now he got his puppy in to give us his demands? That's what's going on?
>>78467955Considering he's only here to defend him and beg for people to change the OP, yeah
This fanfic kinda sucks, wouldn't even get 100 hits on ao2
>>78468074You're a retarded simp and trying to act like Sillu won't make you look smarter, kill yourself.
Teto is trying to make up a controversy because no one replied to his first post ITT.
>>78468197He's doing a shit job then because not a single person takes him seriously
>>78460848But that's usually my part..
>>78468430Quit being greedy it's other people's term to have that part
>>78467401No way
They should put health warnings on Blue Archive downloads like they do on cigarrete packs. "May lead to lifelong Yuuka self-insertion".
>>78468716Has someone fucked this nonny yet, I need a review.
>>78468452Okay..
>>78468716Why Yuuka
>>78468716I love you.
>>78468430TOO BAD!!!
>>78469124Alright, I'll switch sides just this once
Whatever I try to do or talk about with anyone it seems to be unappealing and the 'friends' stop responding for days, weeks but gladly speak freely with others. How do I just accept that I have no qualities at all
So Teto has literally zero friends, right?
>>78469567Nobody adds him
>>78469653I'd add them if they posted taggy.
>>78469723sylware
>>78468074Do you mind me adding you from this post >>78469762
No need to ask. He's desperate.
>>78469842Fist of all rude >>78469822but second of all, I don't mind sure! Maybe we'll have somethings in common who knows?
>>78469842It's still rude to add someone without themselves posting their tag or giving permission, I believe.
>>78469567He's friends with Arcuzz
>>78470010I wonder if Cuzzy is still trying to groom Sillu
>>78469923Why are you still awake what the heck
>>78470084Redbull late night after-effect, and Ive been awake since yesterday 6am, it's been a long day...
Finally over
>>78470144You wake up when I'm about to sleep
I wish EU5 would release today.
>>78468716>Not the only oneThis is crazier than if it just happened to me
>>78470624>>78468716My two wives.
Teto on my right arm and Yuuka on my left arm.
>>78470882Which Yuuka
>>78470657Sorry we never got married
Would Teto be a good wife
>>78470909This one. (>>78468716)
I'll keep all the Princesses safe in my castle.
I have it on good authority the scatposter is Zohran Mamdani
What can 4chan actually do about it if he can just come back?
>>78472001This isn't the right thread but it gives me an immense satisfaction seeing the Guardian Angels guy with his red beret cuck the guido who killed all those old nursing home grandmas during covid.
>>78468074This is what you wanted right? You and all the other retards? Wanting to be friends with people without any moral values, who will lie for no reason, always seething and pettyDon't try to defend me now, you made your bed and I hope you die in it, you, and everyone elseGo back to making friends with people who will forever hate you, this is what you traded your decency for you mongoloidd
Can you guys please report the spam?
The funniest part is how the schizo has kept /tdf/ alive with nothing but shitposting for like a week now
>>78473055Pretty bomb picture without the shit to be honest
>>78472743?
Out of all the posts to come back and make as the grand return after your umpeenth time leaving, why this?
>>78473596Because he's seething and petty
wowza
La cacaellyu is posting again...
>With/Without benefits Either works. Though having someone who's more okay with lewd stuff is preferable. >Hobbies Guns and model kits.>Turn OnsCute boys, incest, feet, loli/shota, armpits, flat chests, oral, beast, ryona, moans.>Turn OffsPiss/scat, NTR, vore, hyperinflation, excessive hair.>Favorite gamesSouls,Metal Gear,Fallout,SMT,Tark,SWAT 4,Silent Hill,Valkyria Chronicles,Halo, plenty more. >Favorite anime Trigun,Steins;Gate,Made in Abyss,Monogatari,FLCL,Gurren Lagann, Bebop, and a bunch of other anime, I've seen close to 500+ or something. Read a lot of Manga as well.>What do you want to do with your potential new friend? Honestly, I'm fucking lonely and my friend group has fallen apart. I don't have anyone to be lewd with, no stress release, no back up. I want people who I can hopefully consider real friends who wanna do stuff together, watch anime, play games, (and each other sometimes.)>Not looking for A quick goon, I'd prefer something longer lasting.>Time zone and scheduling Central, I also work part-time so I'm free more often than not.>Tag YouKnowWhoItIs
>>78472743Kissu
How much caca does he have?!
>>78472743LMAOOOOOO SILLYWILLY NEVER LEFT AND WAS ALWAYS LURKING
>>78472743Please come back so I can hate fap to your posts again.
>>78472743>Don't try to defend me nowWhy not? If I want to I will. That specific phrase in the OP was never really funny just kinda disgusting to read And now that the thread starts with a poop fetish fantasy, it also contains poop fetish posts. I can see the karmic retribution in thatAnd I'm not implying it's you before anyone would think that >Go back to making friends with people who will forever hate youYou can find the brightest gems in the deepest coal mines. I will not give up
>>78479384Nobody cares what you think you retard
>>78479433I care.
>>78479452I really wanna ERP with anons.
>>78480089Chat, do I care about this?
>>78480201I hope you do?
Im always torn on if I should try and add people here but then I realize everytime that even if I add my ideal anon from here that wont be enough to make me happy.
>>78480292no but it could be fun.describe your ideal anon please?
finished my dailies on gacha. now what to play or watch...
>>78480880Play with my penis
>>78480929post penis
Can you all make the thread interesting plz?My body is too exhausted to do anything outside and my bestie hitlercunnyrapist1488 is permaoffline. I miss him.
I like penis
>>78481018If you don’t like it then move to another thread?
>>78481169Is that a question or do you have an irl valley girl accent where your last word ends in an inflection?
>>78481222It could be both?
Does anyone here like to bake?
>>78481222Can you stop posting the worst pictures ever please?
>>78481309I used to but then I finished college and my metabolism fell off a cliff and now I only bake two or three times a year when I have guests
>>78481283>>78481313You are realizing you have nothing going on in your head, and you are upset with the messenger.
>>78481402I was just pointing out they aren't mutually exclusive?
>>78481309I found out you can bake bacon instead of frying. It saves on cleanup time and is a lot crispier!
>>78481361How did you get into it and what stuff did you make and how far into baking did you reach?
La cacaellyu
>>78481466wwww. I meant baking cookies, cakes and pastries
So it's actually Sillu spamming?
>>78481773No. He is lurking however.
>>78482050But I thought he said he's out...
>>78482218Playing video games and hating trannies is not a personality or /v/ has rizz
>>78482218His passive rizz is so good he doesn't even have to try, some people just have natural talents I guess
Northernlion is playing some weird Chinese game so I can't watch when I cook because I miss everything
>>78482389What do you gain from simping for him?
>>78482420Enjoyment, it is at it's core a selfish act from me, that is my sin
>>78482467You are just low IQ
I hate that I need to not fap to be in my top performance…
>>78482420Teto simps for literally everyone but simping for Sillu gets him attention which he struggles to get any other way
>>78482467do you drop tag?
>>78481035I can give you some
I will return to jack off in 5 hours.
>>78484513Show me your load
＼(ﾟｰﾟ＼)( ﾉ ﾟｰﾟ)ﾉ＼(ﾟｰﾟ＼)( ﾉ ﾟｰﾟ)ﾉ＼(ﾟｰﾟ＼)( ﾉ ﾟｰﾟ)ﾉ youtube.com/watch?v=YcO-MxPf_Vg
Time to reward myself for todays effort by listening to ASMR Yandere Nurse Breaks In (F4A) British Accent | Heart 2 Heart | Willing Listener | Lilico ASMR
>>78486768You haven't accomplished a damn thing today and if you did you should be talking about that.
What should I with my 4 years remaining?
>>78486814What the heck.
>>78486962Why are you dying?
>>78486962Today was nice. It looked like it was morning outside for the whole day. Maybe that's just a trick of the light during Fall. But if you think you have 4 years remaining there is surely something more fulfilling than announcing to a thread that doesn't care that you are listening to ASMR.>>78486964Not hearing a lot of accomplishments in your post amogust
Someone made fun of me for having too many hours played in the past 2 weeks of steam and now I'm rethinking how I spend my time
>>78487129Because I have nothing to live for. No love, no one who cares for me.>>78487159Asmr doesn't help me at all.
>>78487239People can live without love, and even in misery, for a lot more than 4 years.
>>78487317>People can live without loveNot really, they become abominations and usually perverted freaks
>>78485332This is one depressing song, but it's really nice. I enjoyed listening to it, a great addition to my playlist, thank you~Here is another one I've been replaying recently:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jm_MJwWiAuY
Do Russian anons visit this thread?
>>78487317True if they don't want to be loved.
reply to me >>78487223
>>78487480yeah. give no_unbroken_machines a try.
>>78487223if you're having fun WHO CARES....
>>78487433Nobody cares retard.
>>78486962I will live my 2 last years as usual and the last 2 years with preparing my final days.
>>78487610I'm just thinking about it now. Like maybe I should try to balance my time more or something. It wasn't that obscene of a number anyway just gave me something to think about.
People obsessed with Kunaboto and Bittercream, etc art that want to be the girl really bad even if they're hung horny gooners. Bonus point for any rpers. I could use more Kunaboto besties and my last convos were peak.naturalfoxy
Nasty. Go back to dft
I wish someone loved me and I could love them back but there is no way to get this.
I can't believe the internet is filled with Gothic Lolitas doing Yandere ASMR and not a single one belongs to me.
>>78487990same, anon...same...
>>78488099Stupid performative shit
I think mating season is coming to an end... All of last week I've ended all my sessions feeling very "satisfied"... now that it's winter maybe it's time to take it easy and focusing on working out...
>>78488023It's too bad sitting your ass all day browsing web forums isn't an aphrodisiac for Gothic Lolitas. If only... they could change their ways to suit you!
>>78488119Don't give up so easily!!
>>78488133I'm working on it OK.
>>78488272It's normal! Every animal has seasons when they're in heat!
>>78488342I can't even imagine how many times you were doing it
I'm pretty sure I wrote a document at one point about what Gothic Lolitas are into. I'll try and find it.
>>78488119Did you mate?
>>78488458Yes with my hand and several imaginary anime men!>>784883593 to 5 times a day, one day recently I did like 9 times
>>78488567>9 times in a dayNo you DIDN'T...
>>78488597I didn't work out that day so I had plenty of energy also what the hell is going on with all the scat posting lately? It's really weird...
>>78488597After a certain number of times, and if luck is on your side, the refractory period just sort of dissolves and you're ready again.
>>78488720Some guy is just really mad, but he gets banned more often now
Would it be possible to make a discord server except you can post as Anon.
>>78488567>several imaginary anime menshould've been me...
>>78488567>several imaginary anime men!Not women?
>>78488803I've seen bots in servers allow for anonymous posting so you'd basically just need to make it so that the only way to actually send messages in the server was through that I guess
>>78488896A couple>>78488759I think he should try jorking it until his eyes go white
I didn't know the gakumas anon likes to get gay...
>>78489018Everyone should do that!!
>>78489086This post has been fact checked by real American patriots!
>>78489172I will jork one out in respect right now... o7
Go to bed Teto.
>>78489917How did you know?! Are you stalking me?Should I be in fear for my life?
>>78490128We're sharing the same time zone and your sleep schedule isn't hard to tell.
It would be so cool to be able to stalk someone and have them think It's Romantic.
>>78490209ストーカー 嫌らしい~
>>78490458Yes of course I would marry you.
>>78490529You can marry Teto after I ravage his boypussy.
>>78490802Deal.
Ume poster must be an animal because if I fap 2 times in 1 day I already can't do more
Uma poster is a disgusting datehaver and should kill himself.
I just realised that I can imagine situations in my head that make me happy.
>>78489198I joeked it and made long ropes!!! Be proud if me!
My threads are boring, hi!
>>78491571kisses you
>>78491585My, oh my! What a warm welcome~
>>78491585This poster is a rapist.
>>78491638QRD?
Why is jap metal so cool and interesting but western metal is for and by retards? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTWXRdw9WGc
>>78491700>PassCodeTranny metal isn't cool or interesting
>this thread is STILL literally nothing but talking about 1-3 dramawhores and no actual ads after half a yearback to solitude I go
>both Sillu and his bf appear at the same time while spam is goneKEK
>>78491840taggy?
>>78491907idk man we don't know anything about eachother you could be 45 and only into loli scat hentai for all I know
New Korone Kino just dropped, I wish I understood japanese so I could watch her streams too...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZxp6IkC5UI
>>78492132>random vtuber he doesn't watch cover of a meme song by an artificial idol groupgruel goy onions slop
>>78491948The weird thing is I've gotten less averse to vomit as I've gotten older. What was everyone talking about?
>>78492168I don't really mind them visually or in concept but the sound of vomit and the smell of vomit and shit are just unfuckingbearable and I will never be able to take them. Shit smells nicer than vomit.
>>78492132Why don't you tell this your friends on discord
>>78492165I mean she is primary a singer, streams happen rarely and I don't judge a song by it's meme status or who wrote it originallyIf I like it I will listen to it >>78492258But then you would miss this important announcement!
>>78492242Oh right the sound. Yeah that is still pretty bad. The visual and smell have completely faded out at least
>>78491751Which one is a tranny? They all look like girls
Why does sillu love scat so much
>>78492361For the same reason white gays only date guys identical to them
My Vtuber wife has a Banana outfit now.
>>78492450Omg I was also watching, Shiina has some peak ideas, the Crab and now the BananaShe really is a visionary, and it's suprising how many people stuck around her debut 4k is a lot
>>78492450Thanks buddy, finally an entertaining post.
What's the appeal of vtubers.
>>78492545Fake friend but they pretend to be an anime girl too
>>78492570I want this but with a real friend.
>>78492681But like how far do you want them to play pretend
>>78492520I really like the monkey ears. I think they're cute. She has them on her other hairstyles so they aren't new but I still like them.
hii /dfwb/ this is chickn again :3discord tag is sweetletters._I miss my old frensadd me before I get mass reported for ban evasion and get banned again...I'm 28 cisfem south Cali
>>78492825Did you age a couple of years since the last time you posted?
>>78492848what do you mean? my age was consistent, I started posting on 4chan five years ago and I have a birthday in June
>>78492878Thanks, adding to my doxcument
>>78492689Not that Anon but I want them to fake debut and stream to just Me.
>>78492941Yeah sorry, you sound actually dangerous and unstable
>>78492450shiina is so cute
>>78493027What would you do differently if he sounded safe and stable? He brought the thread joy tonight, did he not?
>>78493027I would do something of equal value for them.
Why is la CACAaellyu like this?
https://youtu.be/_pO7BRNdJdc
>>78492689We should still be able to talk OOC I don't want to solely interact with the anime girl but also the person behind it.
>>78493196I feel more Chinese now, thank you Shifu
>>78493302I think this is a mistake. People are better when they are pretending to be something.
>>78477217Willing to be the girl when you're lewding?
>>78493386That was almost a day ago just fucking add them and ask about it you pussy why are the Shiori avas retarded down to a man?
>esl rageI wonder who's having a melty
sylware
>randomly dropping tagsI wonder who.
How is it dangerous and unstable for wanting your soul-mate to do grand gestures of affection.
la POOPA
Sillpoopellyu
>>78491638hot. me next?
LA CACA
jin sakai.....
In a week I'll have to start thinking about characters and PLOT.
Caca defeated
Good myorning.
>>78502731Good morning cute girl.
safe bunker, see you there
>>78496267It's not rape if you want it silly.
are we safe?
>>78505099for like 5 minutes maybe, look around more
>>78505501we are safe
it is jover he waited 15 min to get to post again
>>78505758his proxy has a cooldown and moderation here isn't fast enough to match it unfortunately
'unny
>>78502731I love Umamusume and happy meek is cute
>>78507691funny
I'm sure Teto is good at sucking cock.
reporting does work btw, keep doing it
>>78508534I want him to suck my cock so bad.
>>78508708He needs to be gangbanged
>>78508720We could lure him into a dark alley and do it.
>>78508749Make him kneel down and make him suck us all off
La caca? how bout you get some la cocoa. im coocoo for cocoa puffs bruh
>>78509975I like my cheese drippy bruh
>>78488803
