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General for discussion of Human Domestication Guide & related fiction.

Forehead kisses edition

>What is HDG?
HDG is a collective kink writing project about the Affini (an advanced precursor civilization from outer space), who aggressively care for every other species in the universe. They have finally turned their glittery eyes on future grimderp hypercapitalist nightmare humanity. Using their natural charisma and various classes of Xenodrugs, they aim to make Florets (d̶o̶c̶i̶l̶e̶,̶ ̶d̶r̶u̶g̶ ̶a̶d̶d̶l̶e̶d̶ ̶p̶e̶t̶s̶ loved and cared for individuals) of us all! But don't worry, they always have everyone's best interests at heart, even if their methods aren't even remotely consensual~

>Where can I read it?
Read the original story here https://readonlymind.com/@GlitchyRobo/HumanDomesticationGuide/
or check other stories on ROM https://readonlymind.com/search/?q=%23Human_Domestication_Guide
or Ao3 https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Human%20Domestication%20Guide%20-%20GlitchyRobo/works
or the wiki: https://hdg.wiki/

thread abducted by feralists: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/78406350
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smoking a joint that makes you extra adaptable despite not having any mods that you need to adapt to
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Whatever happened to that Anon who said they'd write about horribly raping and feminizing me?
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>>78480249
gotta get that nueroplasticity in ya, as if we dont have enough of that as terrans as is. Realy get the brain adaptable. Im sure that wont have unintended consequences at all
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I've been hungry for little compliments and praise lately but im to shy and embarrassed to ask for it even with people who i know would totally just do it if i asked
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>>78480367
I'm very proud of you for asking! Thank you for getting that off your chest.
is there anything you have done lately you would particularly appreciate being recognized for?
any particular traits you're sensitive about to draw attention to?
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>>78480249
If you're doing something like learning a new language or how to play an instrument, it'd be amazing.
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>>78480303
I can't tell if it's "drugs that cure dysphoria" by making you adapt to what you have or if it's "drugs that induce dysphoria" by making every phantom sensation feel like it could become a permanent addition
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>>78480410
No.. not realy...
I just sit around uselessly all day. Usually i do a good job not feeling bad about it but sometimes it gets to ya, y'know? Hard to overcome.
I guess im kinda proud of making a bit of an effort to write down some creative words, recently? Even if i've stalled on that the last few days.
I let myself enjoy being praised and complimented a few times and now if it doesn't happen for a while i start to feel anxious and nervous and jealous about it, if they realy like me and think im good and nice and cute or if they just tolerate me, and such.
I guess i should go take my class Es. Great now i made myself sad.
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>>78480526
As i read it, its supposed to just make it easier to adapt to new limbs and crazy body mods. So that instead of weeks and weeks of physical therapy to learn and move that tail it comes much quicker and more naturaly.
But if you take them without a good need for them? Stars know what it'll do!
It could be neat for learning tasks like >>78480515 says! But i think it'd also make it much easier to pick up habits good and bad, condition yourself to liking or hating something, ect ect. Like happens normally but x100.
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>>78480560
that's okay! gosh, it was kind of a sensitive question, I apologize for how rude and direct it was. I didn't mean to upset you.
Keep it up with the creative stuff! letting that stay all pent up in your brain can drive you batty, so it's good to get it on paper when you can!
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>>78478753
hm, on one hand no one ever wants to go with me out on maneuvers because it's kinda cramped even if the cockpit can sit two if you're cozy
on the other, it seems ill advised to do so before the treaty is actually signed
I hope they're not offended if I hold off until after the ceremony?
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Imagine getting domesticated for missing a single day of meds
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>>78481792
>forget to take pill one morning
>its just mild thyroid stuff, you barely notice if its just a day or two
>"oh-ohh petal! Clearly you need help to get your life in line!! Come with me to the dcenter!"

Hot
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>>78481792
imagine getting domesticated because whatever's wrong with your brain didn't have meds in the Accord
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>>78482295
That's already happenning to me
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>>78482500
you're getting domesticated?
nice
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>>78480269
Their writing got too spicy even for the Affini. They were domesticated and the fic was locked up in the Smut Vault in the triangulum galaxy
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>parents realize I'm getting domesticated
>they host a funeral for me because they know that I'm gonna get brainraped by the affini
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>>78482771
Well thats rude. They coulda waited untill *after* you're domesticated the the least...
You should call a wellness check on them. Itll be ironic.
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>>78482715
Too pure(ly perverse) for this sinful universe.
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>>78483075
They're not wrong about me
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>>78483243
Ahhh, you're involuntary. Got it.
You'll feel better soon cutie, just hang in there :3
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Baup
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Affini who catfishes Terrans online by pretending to be a Terran who offers subs an "Affini roleplaying experience." She gets them to agree to meet up, drugs the shit out of them, makes all of their wildest fantasies come true while they're in a half-delirious state, and continues catfishing them the next morning after they wake up alone in bed with only a vague sense that they had gotten everything they wanted and more the previous night.
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Bump...
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Once you go digital, you're gonna dig it all.
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>>78486696
It was like having been asleep my whole life, and suddenly waking up.
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going to the domestic center and asking for an implant because I'm sick of my own lack of ambition and poor decision making
asking to get implanted so I can have a little voice in my head that tells me what to say or do at every turn so I never have to get it wrong ever again

you know, to try to psyche out the clerk
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>>78487075
Don't worry, they'll get you exactly what you need.
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>>78486696
>>78486719
enjoy life as a tomagachi, nerds
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>>78487636
Last week me and some folks from completely different ships and planets streamed ourselves into temp bodies and hiked Olympus Mons. I sure as fuck am enjoying it.
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>9-10am - tooth brushing, getting dressed, and milking
>10-11am - breakfast and morning cuddles
>11-11:30am - after-breakfast milking
>11:30-12 - pre-lunch milking
>12-1pm - lunch and early afternoon cuddles
>1-3pm - free time
>3-3:30pm - pre-naptime milking
>3:30p-5:30pm - naptime
>5:30-6pm - post-nap milking
>6-8pm - evening milking
>8-9pm - dinner
>9-10pm - bathtime and pre-bed milking
>10-11pm - nighttime cuddles
>11-9 - sleep (and nighttime milking)
My floret has been complaining recently about not having any time to go out with their little friends, but their schedule is already packed with essentials and I don't know what I'd drop. Does anyone have any experience with situations like these?
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>>78487075
I something like that, she was really nice
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>>78488017
Spend less time on milking
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>>78488197
no
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>>78488017
they need to make some highly productive friends to share milking time with
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>>78488238
Milk their friends, reduce the burden on your floret by distributing milking duties across all of them
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>>78488017
>be rescued from capitalism
>get to live in endless luxury of post-scarcity
>still being made to adhere to a scedule
Ewww
Theres no way im holding to some timeline of when what has to be done ever again, are you kidding me?
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milking venom out of your snakeflort friend
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>>78488631
Many are happiest and most comfortable in a stable routine, petal.
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>>78488017
hi do you need another floret
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>>78488930
Hmmm, i can appreciate having familar routines and such. I too am autistic. Good ol known and worn in habits, always the same, or close enough to it.
But it'll be a cold day in hell if i ever hold to some arbitrary time restriction again. Ive done so much sticking to scedules and appointment in the accord, i've had enough for 4 lifetimes.
"AH SHIT, 11Pm, time for bed" "Ahh shit, 6AM, time get up for my shift" "Go gogogogooo we're late RUNNING LATE GOTTA STICK TO THE SCEDULE BE ON TIME CANT FALL BEHIND HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA"
*cough*
Anyways.
Yea no.
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>>78488631
>>78488930
The best care is also dependent on the individual Sophont.

Don't worry anon, you don't have to worry about schedules or a timeline. Your Affini will take care of it all for you and you won't ever have to know it exists. They will also make sure there's enough variety in your schedule so that you never figure it out.
Even going so far as distracting you from clocks so that you won't be able to tell activities suddenly shifting around suspiciously symmetrical times.
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>>78489661
That genuinely sounds really fucking good and nice
gosh
stars
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doing this to a wormhead in front of its owner
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>Find this Rexil Mossglow in the city directory
>He's got an opening today!
>Grab my ex's old TCN winter coat, take the steps out of my apartment two at a time
>Have to double back cuz I forgot to print out directions
>Riding the train across town again, have to squeeze myself at the back to avoid the affini in the car
>One of them approaches me anyway, can tell I'm nervous, asking me questions and running a vine through my hair
>Can't understand a word it's saying, its biorhythm is making my brain feel like jelly
>Stuttering because Callie tells me what to say to keep the affini off my back and filters out the biorhythms they try to use on me
>It's all I can do to say my stop is coming up soon
>They laugh sound like rain hitting leaves but let me go, mercifully
>Stumble out of the train, barely able to get my bearings
>Its quiet on the streets, most affini are in with their florets for the evening, avoiding the cold.
>Find my way to the address on the page, don't recognize anything here
>Realize that the hab ai gave me the address of the Doctor's house, not his clinic, and he isn't home.
>Callie wouldn't have done that.
>Why can't I do anything without Callie? Why am I so useless? What's wrong with me?
>Tears sting my eyes.
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>>78490612
There there buddy
You'll be allright
If the doc's not home, just ask someone that is
they'll take care of you and help you get your bearings
You're not alone or without help. You just have to let them.
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>>78490612
okay this is gonna sound weird and embarrassing, but hear me out: try asking the hab to let you in anyway. Since you're clearly lost and scared it'll probably just open up. Then you can make yourself comfortable and wait patiently. Be a polite guest and you'll be fine.
If you have your phone you can text the technician to let them know about the mix-up and ask for help, otherwise I'd bet their hab ai would contact them on your behalf.

did you ever get that pizza I tried to send?
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Floret who tries to escape being an Affini's slave by eating all of the candy in the bowl (the tummyache wasn't enough to take them out)
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>>78491925
try eating a spicy pepper next and see if you die of heat exhaustion
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>be shitposting on 5chan
>writing greentexts about seeds/indies getting domesticated
>suddenly a knock at my hab door
>get up to go answer it, before it opens anyway
>oh, an affini
>guess that knock was just for propriety
>whatever
>says her name
>something planty, never did figure out how to track all of their names
>She leans in close
>kinda imposing to be honest
>"Petal, your little posts were so helpful and fun for bonding with my new florets!"
>florets
>plural
>oh God, has she been using my greentexts as an excuse to go out and claim new florets?
>she presses in even closer somehow
>her form discorporating partially as she blocks off all avenues of escape
>"Why don't you let me show how much fun I've been having?"
>Her face presses directly into mine, eyes sparkling
>my own eyes are crossed to at least buy me some time to think before I can get drawn in
>Try to politely, but firmly, ask her to leave
>nothing comes out
>fuck, what a shitty time to go nonverbal
>Even if I haven't looked into her eyes yet, her biorhythms...
>fuck
>its the same, love, comfort, Safety that so many affini emit
>only its not the same
>its for me
>specifically
>can feel myself starting to slip
>summon every last iota of my dwindling willpower
>manage to croak out
>"noooo... thank yuuu"
>and then she's gone
>so suddenly, I start to wonder if she was even there
>I should at least have seen her leave, right?

Guys, did I accidentally summon some kind of affini egregore by posting greentexts? Has this sort of thing happened to anyone else?
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>>78492440
>Not having an Affini Tulpa
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>>78492474
>becomes your pinnate
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>>78492150
Affini who's mind breaks after reading their tummyache-prone florets diary and discovering that no, their floret doesn't have eyes bigger than their stomach, they've just been trying to kill themselves (she had done basically nothing to try to correct the behavior or figure out why they were doing it up to this point because she thought it was cute and harmless and relished the opportunity to take care of them while they were sick)
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>>78492705
hehehe
ditto to an Affini who thought their floret was coming around on the topic of digitization but discovers they still see it as death, but now it's also "the only way out"
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floret who requests access to a bureaucrat's terminal so they can start filing the paperwork that'll help save all their online "buddies" (strangers posting on the ansible-net)
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>>78492486
>>78492474
>Create Affini Tulpa
>After enough time alone and focusing to nearly warrant a wellness check finally create her
>Go out as the floret of an abstract concept
>None of these Affini will know I'm domesticated
>They all seem to treat me like a floret as though they instinctively know
>Catch another Affini having a full conversation with my tulpa
>Confused as fuck, decide to dig into records
>The residency documents for my hab show an Affini with the name of my tulpa moving in the day I created her
>Look for affini/tulpa's records
>None exist, as though the Affini suddenly appeared as a fully formed being
>Decide to quiz tulpa about her past one day and she can answer every question
>Check records later and suddenly everything she claimed is validated by records, but people she mentions now have no deeper records
>Begin to panic, but before I can think of what to do my mistress is behind me and tells me she's scheduled me to get my haustoric implant
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>>78493741
well, that's a good rubber-meets-the-road checkpoint at least
they can't take a core sample from nothing, right?
surely if they're able to grow an implant from your affini they're real and simply fucking with you
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>>78493878
But where did the records on her details come from? Where did the details on everyone she mentioned from her past come from? Their records pretty much just say "they existed at the point in time she mentioned" and nothing else. I'd try to track down one of those people but she's already put me on class-As in preparation for the implant and I can barely focus.
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>>78493741
>she still trusts her own memories
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>>78494140
>>78493878
>>78493741
>The Terrans still don't know
Good
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>>78493984
as much as the Compact likes to feign transparency, not every sophont is entitled to view every record about every affini at every given moment, and in fact when one is being [seduced] it's a known practice to deploy a veil over any relevant records that would ruin the [game]
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>>78493741
this would be the plot of the first episode of a post-domestication reboot of the Twilight Zone
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>>78494289
Human Domestication Guide Tip #582: Induce schizophrenia in Terrans to make them easier to domesticate as they're more worried about possibly being insane than getting domesticated
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>>78494562
have you tried talking to a therapist or perhaps a veterinarian about your concerns?
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>>78480269
ADHD is a bitch still want to write a story about raping you and making you call me big sis
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>>78481107
"Hey, can I borrow your targeting computer?"
You say it sweet as syrup, climbing over the pilot before she has a chance to stop you. You're warm and heavy in her lap, soft legs draped over sharp armor, face far too close for comfort.
She blinks, caught off guard. "What the fuck are you..."
But you're already tapping at the controls.
The mech hums, screens flickering to life. Its targeting systems groan awake, annoyed and twitchy. Like a tired old dog recognizing its leash.

And there she is.
Mistress.
Casual. Beautiful. Standing with the other dignitaries while her vines toy with the plushie you left behind. She hasn't noticed you engaging the cockpit yet, or if she has, she's being patient.
As always.

The targeting reticule floats lazily over the screen. She's right there. Center mass.
You know systems like this like breath and blood. Even with no neural jack, no synced implant, you could calibrate this railgun with a kiss and a guess. You know the arc. You know the delay. You know it won't hurt her.
Even a direct hit.

Thanks to some sort of fifth-force witchcraft, you Mistress's core is armored deeper than the shot could reach. Her soft, cuddly plating could crack and grow back before a second impact. She wouldn't even be angry, probably. Just disappointed.

And yet-
Your finger hovers.
Not quite touching the trigger.

Because the truth isn't that she'd stop you.
It's that she wouldn't need to.

You want her to stop you.
To reach up with a single vine and yank you out of that cockpit by your collar. To dangle you eight feet up and whisper "you silly, dangerous little thing. What do you think you're doing?"

But she hasn't moved.

The pilot underneath you is frozen, watching you with the kind of stunned fear that comes from knowing someone next to you is riding on the edge of something sacred and stupid.

"You're kidding," she breathes. "Right?"
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>>78496420
You giggle. But your eyes don't leave the reticle.
It's still centered on her chest.

"Just looking," you shrug. "I used to be very good at this."

The screen flickers.
Heat coils in the barrel like a promise. Electromagnets hum to life.

And still, Mistress doesn't move.
Not scared. Not tense. Not reacting.

So... *click*
You back off the console. Hands up. No shot fired.

You twist to nuzzle the pilot's neck, smug and delighted.
She exhales hard. "You are fucking insane."
You smile. "Kinda! But I'm also hers."

Outside, Mistress tilts her mask. One vine lefts, and then beacons you. A signal that says
>Come here
>Now
>We need to talk

The hatch opens.
Your legs swing freely as you hop down.
A soft kiss on the pilot's cheek, a pat on the targeting screen. And you scamper out like nothing happened.
Straight into Mistress's waiting arms. She doesn't speak, not yet.
But her vines wrap around you tight.
Not in punishment, in possession.
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>>78496430
Later, back at the hab.
Mistress addresses you as you sway innocently in her vines, arms folded behind your back, lower lip pushed out in a practiced pout.
"Darling," she rustles gently, voice edged with that special tone she saves for when you've really outdone yourself, "you are not allowed to shoot me with a railgun."
You blink up at her, eyes wide and pleading. "Cooooooome oooooooon, it's not like it would even hurt you, right?"
One of her vines curls under your chin, lifting your gaze. "That is so far beyond the point, my precious little pet. No. It would not hurt me."
You grin. Got 'er. "See?"
"But it certainly wouldn't feel good, dear."
You squint. "Are you suuuuuuuuure??"

She pauses.

Admittedly... she isn't. Not entirely.
Depending on the angle, the slug weight, the entry velocity, whether she's flush with core heat at the time...
No. No, absolutely not. She tightens a vine around your waist just slightly, steading herself.

You tilt your head, dripping with innocence. "You didn't say not to shoot you with a railgun in the rulebook..."
"Oh, don't."
Her voice is thick with exasperated affection now, vines gently encircling your wrists like an organic time-out harness.
"Does this mean I don't get ice cream tonight?" you ask, already knowing the answer.
"You are going straight to bed, my little warbeast."
You let out a dramatic sign and flop limp in her grip. "Mistress, this is oppression."
She scoops you up with ease, cradling you against her chest. "If we allowed every floret to shoot their caretakers, dear, the entire Compact would collapse within a week."
"But I'm special!"
"You are, and you still don't get to fire high-velocity kinetic weapons at me, even out of love."
You squirm. "What if it was like... a little railgun?"
"Bed."
"But-"
"Bed."
Your whine is cut off by a very firm vine gently tapping your lips shut, and she hums as she carries you off like an oversized stuffed animal.
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>>78496430
>lefts
>beacons
lifts and beckons
bleh
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The mysterious, rare, and probably non-existent phenomenon of pre-Accord Terrans being somehow swept forward in time and finding happiness with an affini. Do we believe it? Does it only happen with Terrans and if so, why?
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>>78497821
its a little morbid but i like to imagine sometimes that when i die ill wake up in the arms of an affini
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Affini who copes with her anxiety by milking her floret
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>>78495855
Hehe no worries I absolutely get that
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>>78499791
It's extremely relaxing. And you get to look at all the cute faces they make!
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With all of this floret milking going on... what happens to the produce?
Surely you dont just decompile it. Is there a waiting list somwhere?
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There's probably a huge market for human milk from xenospecies.
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>>78496420
>>78496430
>>78496439
Absolute cinema
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>>78496439
Very cute.
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>>78500430
>"milk"
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>>78500776
No I'm being serious. There'd probably bea lot of human cows who literally get milked cuz Xenrani or whatever really fuck with the flavor profile of human milk
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>>78500776
A good floret could be verry productive, you know? It might give both milk and "milk"!
Just make sure to label them properly and store them seperately, wouldnt want to acidentaly grab the wrong bottle for your breakie cereal...
Although maybe that wouldnt be the worst.

Do you think theres a milkman / milkmaid floret, making deliveries?
>"I am the milkmaid. My milk is delicous."
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Do you guys prefer male affini or female affini? Trying to figure out which to write for my story.
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>>78501519
Generaly female. Its like, "the standard", and most peoples preference. Theres a few daddy likers, i think? But its not usual.
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>>78501519
I can go either way, but yeah female is certainly much more common.
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Affini who shifts their vines around and changes their voice so that they can be "mommy" for one floret and "daddy" for the other
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>>78501519
anon, it's about what you prefer
it's your Domestication, you know?
is there a committee of affini deciding which gender they're going to send for you?

anyway I like it when they use spivak pronouns
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>>78493741
>not having an affini tulpa irl
ngmi
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>>78493878
If the affini tulpa is an actual psychic being, she could probably create an implant out of psychic equivalent to matter. It couldn't possibly be more complicated mentally than creating the affini tulpa in the first place. It'd be another permanent psychic construct that recursively applies control to the mind that produced it.
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are there any fics focusing on the possibilites of the haustoric implant?
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>>78502696
what do you mean?
I recall divericated has a custom implant and scenes focusing on how it's modifying her nervous system, if that's what you're asking
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>>78502807
maybe it's that, I just wanna see how the implants acts
I've read Abscission chapter 31 and seeing Qiru just accepting the thoughts and feelings inserted into him was hot
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>>78502904
Absicision does have some more detail on implant workings too when MC gets their implant later
its pretty good

Other than that nothing comes to mind rn sorry
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>>78502688
There's plenty of explanations
>It's a normal domestication and Affini is just fucking with you, implanting memories to make you think you made a tulpa, manipulating or restricting your access to records to make it look like she appeared out of nowhere.
>Some weird psychic being manifested by your will, an actual tulpa powerful to interact independently of you
>You're actually some sort of reality warper who created an Affini ex nihilo and is also creating those she mentions in her past
>You're legitimately insane

Personally I was leaning towards number 3 when writing it because I found the idea of Terrans possibly being latent reality warpers but also too stupid/weak to possibly use it for anything besides getting domesticated amusing.
>These xenosophonts can change reality to their will, they could actually pose a threat to us if they focused hard enough
>Nah it's okay they just use it to make friends and Affini to domesticate them
>That's both adorable and depressing
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>>78503471
I like the idea that the compact somehow detected that you formed the tulpa, accepted the tulpa as an actual affini that can domesticate you and are adjusted records specifically to match the conversations you are having with her.

>>78502904
Sounds like I have some reading to do later.
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>Affini all over the shop
>The higher ups agreed to "negotiate" a treaty, but personally I feel like the moment they told the Affini where the base was it was effectively an unconditional surrender
>While we're still going through the motions of pretending we're free, me and the other mech pilots are patrolling to try and intimidate the plants
>It isn't working
>An Affini approaches me and strikes up a conversation with me and my mech
>When she starts talking about her floret, the mech starts gushing about me
>It's apparently viewed me as some sort of "pet" this whole time, and I've somehow never picked up on it
>As it explains how it protects me, cradles me, feeds me, and takes care of all of my needs, I'm having a hard time defending myself
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>>78503667
cute...
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>>78503471
the concept kinda reminds of that one short story (was it a green?)
About making up an affini and pretending to be a floret to go to floret faire and then she's somehow real and finds you

memory fuckery is great fun
horrifying, but great fun
just how i like it
You should read "ultima ratio plantarum" or whatever its called if you havent
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>>78503667
Let's go to war with mama!
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>>78503667
You were the one who let the sentient copilot protect you, cradle you, feed you, and take care of all your needs, anon. Maybe you were just meant to be a pet.
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>>78504236
seconding the ultima ratio recommendation
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>>78491645
>>78491654
>"Uhm, Hab... Can you let me in? Its really cold out."
>"Of course, cutie! Would you like me to contact Dr. Mossglow? Are you having a medical emergency?"
>"Uhm, no...yes?... I don't know?... But I really need to speak with him, I think."
>The door opens, and the warm air within nearly knocks me off my feet
>Room is dark, but I walk in without a moment of hesitation
>Dimly lit, warm wood and stone, like a banquet hall
>Barely make it 3 steps before I collapse onto a pile of particularly soft looking moss, legs sore from walking across town
>One of the stone tiles makes a sound like a bell, and lifts up to reveal a mug of something that smells heavenly, and a blanket
>The blanket is big and warm and I wrap myself in it and take a few sips from the mug
>But just on the cusp of being hot, it's a hot cocoa, and even its mellow profile is enough to overwhelm me
>Don't like the taste at all, but even now I can't even think of putting it down
>Keep sipping until my body feels warm again
>Something feels Wrong in my head, thoughts twisting in a way they shouldn't
>"Sweetie, are you okay?" The hab calls out to me.
>I answer that I'm fine, but when I try to lift the mug again, it clatters to the ground, spilling what's left of the drink onto the tiles.
>The only sound I make is the dull splat when I collapse forward into the puddle
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>>78505515
>I'm awake in a white room, swaddled in blankets that are too cool for something so heavy.
>The affini doctor from earlier sits beside me, nervously tapping a tablet and reading over a few charts. I don't quite recognize him, but the way he stands, the way his bark face shifts as he cycles through expressions is familiar
>He notices that I've awoken and leans over, eyes awash in deep cerulean as he watches me.
>"S-sorr-" I try to apologize for making a mess in his hab, but my voice catches, and cuts off.
>Dr. Mossglow shushes me with a vine, before speaking. "...If I had known it was this bad, I'd have never let it walk out of my clinic. I'm sorry Protixia, this was all my fault."
>A second affini, hitherto unseen, leans into my vision, her vine already running up my neck and through my hair.
>"It's alright Dr. Mossglow, you couldn't have forseen this level of damage, you aren't especially educated in the care of sophonts like these as I am. The important thing is that we're here now."
>The Dr. Mossglow doesn't say anything, but makes a rustling sound like a dry bush being shaken.
>Protixia continued, "At least we're now aware of why my little Callie never felt 'quite right' despite passing all calibration tests with flying colors, as well as what exactly catalyzed her growth..." She drones on about other technical topics, stuff I can barely understand, even when she's speaking in my native tongue and not her own.
>She only notices the wide-eyed stare I've been giving her since she mentioned Callie's name at the end of her diatribe.
>"Oh, yes dear I'm sorry, you must miss your pinnate dearly." Her vine wraps around my neck, and slips down into my shirt, tracing the lines of innumerable scars left by uncaring OCNI agents.
>Its pure sunlight on my skin, I can't help but whimper and writhe against them.
>My brain betraying my, I can barely speak. My voices comes again in fits and starts.
>"D...does Callie hate me?"
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>>78505981
oh nooo ;-; poor baby...
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>>78496439
I'd let that floret Railgun me.
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Beeple Feralization Guide
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>>78508764
Beeple Ferals want the Affini to stop domesticating other species and just focus on them
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>>78505981
Stop cliffhangering me you son of a bitch
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>>78507216
If you know what i mean hurhurr ;)
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>The elevator doors open
>A floret fidgets nervously on the other side
>You give them a little nod as you step in, but they just stare forward
>They seem afraid
>You've learned your lesson about trying to get involved with their sort, though, so you just keep quiet as the doors close and the elevator moves on
>The floret turns towards you
>"Um... I'm going out all by myself for the first time since, uh..."
>They gesture towards the back of their neck
>Good for them
>You guess
>They wring their hands
>"It's been more than a year."
>That's pretty sad
>But you keep that to yourself
>The floret's hand reaches out and slides into yours, squeezing it tight as they swallow nervously
>You sigh
>It's sweaty...
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>>78511149
well
where are we going
do you need directions somewhere or are we just wandering towards the nearest park
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goodnight again hdg im still;
sad
unhappy
unable to post obvious fantasies about myself in the discord bc they have a rule about that and its a good one i understand why its there
not any kind of floret (for example a small anthro or almost anthro otter)
increasingly uninterested in this setting because 90% of the stories are about topics i cant relate to or dont care enough to finish
soon i will stop posting entirely and the affini will have lost their chance to take me. i will never be petted. i will probably die having never known such pleasures. goodnight.
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>>78511397
>fursecution, even in 25XX
grim
quick though, before you leave: what's your hdg forbidden fantasy
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>>78511397
Fuck the discord, post 'em here.
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>>78511804
Fursecution is NOT real in /hdg/ those fluffy little critters get all the raw rough sex they can handle. And I’m not leaving yet it’s just hard to keep interest when 90% of the setting is about transitioning or extremely and specific disability. Not that those are bad things though not every space should be for every person. If I could magically shift that to 50% I wouldn’t do it.
>what's your hdg forbidden fantasy
Having an Affini owner who convinces me to flort by somehow (without breaking any axioms or going non-canon or…) makes the life of someone who was a real bastard during the pre-compact days legitimately worse. Could be small like knocking an ice cream out of a floret’s hand and pointing to the unhinged blubbery way they cry saying is that enough petal? And when I say no are you joking they give it a shot of class b to stop it crying and then point at the ground and say you dropped your ice cream it’s ruined now. And they start crying again. Eventually she reveals that she knows what I’m really worried about is the compact’s total avoidance of any sort of “guilt” or “punishment” means that if I’m personally mistreated in the future she and everyone else will just be an enabler and not do anything about it. But obviously I can trust her she’s been bullying florets for me all day.
And the big twist at the end is you the reader think it’s going to be some big plan with everyone in on it but no. She really was just making formerly very evil humans cry or get confused or be sad. Because that would hurt their Affini who consider them somehow blameless. It was really about that all along.
But that is actually forbidden. Like non canon. And that’s fine but if you asked for my fantasy that’s it. Being shown the worst of the accord is so mentally fractured they can’t handle losing their place in the line for a swingset without literally pissing their diaper.
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>>78512024
>>78512024
okay here are the nicer ones
I wanna be an affinis otter who swims around and brutally fucking nails the other little otter florets in whatever holes they have (but this is all consensual not mean, none of these are mean fantasies) and be regarded by my affini as a horny little menace who she wants to make worse
i want to be (for like one week only) fully brainwashed into thinking im trans and get the “no its ok we accept you and look you can instantly look like a real woman! you really can belong!” thing where i get to actually be a girl and i want to sob inconsolably in joy and happiness and love and basically spend the last night of the week hugging my affini so so so tight begging her in the most horrific wracking sobs she has ever heard to please not turn me back im so happy but she does and something about that experience breaks a part of us forever and neither of us is ever really happy again
I want to play on a world or ship made for pets but like cartoony feral pets and basically fuck the absolute shit out of everything that moves including terrans and get called such a good boy and hide my sexual deviancy so good
Another follow up to the trans thing where some of the conditioning re asserts itself and suddenly I’m my trans personality again and I have the most petrifying horrible all consuming fear of my identity being erased and it is and my affini is traumatized again but she realizes its basically her fault but i think its mine and apologize and she tries to core cuddle me but her biorhythm is off now
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>>78512024
And then the last one is I want to dream of having the perfect affini for me but the stuff i want is just slightly outside of canon so impossible and i wake up in a dumpster at the edge of compact space too far for any affini to reach me and close my eyes and die sobbing and crying and so dessicated and ruined just a disgusting wretch of a corpse and i die and everyone else eventually gets to live forever in universal ascension and i just have to die and theres nothing there its just nothingness and before i die i realize it and cry so hard and so loud for my perfect affini to come save me but she doesnt and i die
ok goodbye for now thanks fellow sophonts. im crying now this was good.
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>>78512024
oh last one is i get animal bio mods but there’s a mistake and they euthanize me
gn
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>>78512071
I think that would be fine. I've read worse on AO3, one I read involved legitimately torturing a guy conscripted into a group of feralists, like viscerally breaking his nose and shit. That I think is what most people have problems with.
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>>78512641
I think it depends on the nuance of motivation?
An affini bullying florets in that is easily possible, i agree. The motivation would be for some reason like "its hot" or "my floret likes it" or such. Any case of "They were evil so they deserve to suffer" would break axioms.

But we all know thats wishy washy hypocritical nonsense anyways if you look at a certain foundational. Im gonna go have some bread.
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>>78512641
sadly the only reason my fantasy is not “affini makes former terran accord general believe i am beating him to death with a brick” is because thats so far out there it would just be obviously non canon
>The motivation would be for some reason like "its hot" or "my floret likes it" or such. Any case of "They were evil so they deserve to suffer" would break axioms.
the motivation would be “they were evil and my floret wasnt so fuck em, they can cry.” but “im an affini and i want a floret i can spoil but everbloom be praised do i like fucking with florets who were so evil it is beyond words.”
>But we all know thats wishy washy hypocritical nonsense anyways if you look at a certain foundational.
ironically the “its okay to hurt them if its erotic but not if it isnt” is the exact thing my character in the story would be worried about the affini thinking. that wishy washy shit. so it would be important for them to just suffer without it being a turn on.
i guess she could pretend to be turned on?
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>>78512269
Better out than in, friend. Y'gotta purge that stuff sometimes. I think the best outcome for you would be getting digitized and run through sims of these scenarios so they can scratch whatever brain itch you have while not technically "harming" you.
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>>78513236
but being digitized would kill me. and without all the self hating trauma!
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>>78513320
If you're going for euthanasia anyway, it's the best of both worlds. You die and also experience this stuff at the same time. You could be Schrodinger's Catgirl!
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>>78513480
no! i want tragedy!!! but fine go ahead kill me and torture some copy of me forever! who cares!!!!
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>>78513515
you're going to feel very silly when you're fully awake for the full digitization process and don't die at all
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>>78513568
that actually would make me feel pretty silly. i dont know. i think i just hate myself and am consumed by scenarios of utter despair and death because at least then they are happening on my terms. thanks for caring about me anon. who knows. it might be im happier fully awake and digitized?
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>>78513750
yeah I get it
it's unlikely, but things can get better too
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>>78513798
thank you anon. i hope they do for both of us. even if things are great for you right now.
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>>78513866
>even if things are great for you right now.
they're not, but they could be worse
I hope things get better for you too
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>>78513750
Being fully lucid every moment while phytotech slowly replaces your brain neuron by neuron sounds pretty intense.
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>>78513750
Yeah after commenting on the first scenario I read the rest which are just depressing. Part of the reason I think HDG is big on Affini always being benevolent to sophonts is that everyone deserves love. If you think you're weird or you've done some bad things, or people don't like you, or you think you're ugly you still deserve love and attention, even a subhuman like me.

I get liking tragedy, I like tragedy even in HDG, but damn Anon, are you okay? You need a hug?
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affini who you call mommy and treats you gently and carefully like a mother would her child
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>Waiting at a crosswalk
>Suddenly remember the time I accidentally said something kind of racist to a friend and didn't realize it until later, and never apologized because I wasn't sure if they had even caught it
>A nearby Affini offers me a treat
>Riding the train later
>There's an Affini in the seat next to me, reading
>I remember the kid who's book I borrowed in the third grade and never returned
>I just lied told them that I didn't have it and that they probably lost it or lent it to someone else
>The Affini reaches up to pet me without looking up from its datapad
>Later on I'm alone at home
>As I'm laying in bed, remembering the time I overheard my parents arguing about money and offhandedly mentioning that they "never should have had kids," there's a knock on the door
>The Affini who lives two floors above me has brought some food she and her floret made together
How are they doing this
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>>78513568
they can smell distress on you
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affini who you call big sis and treats you like a big kid and helps you sneak out at night
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Affini who treats you like an adult and lets you do things on your own with minimal oversight as long as you come home for evening cuddle time.
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>>78505981
>Protixia laughs quietly, her vines pulsing warmth onto my skin and I didn't have the strength to fight them off.
>"On the contrary, I think you have a little friend who is oh-so desperate to meet you again!"
>She her vines part, and there, cradled next to her core, is Callie.
>The slender body she now occupies looks similar to what I remember, fuzzy ears and long, thick tail flowing behind her as she climbs down onto the bed.
>The biggest change is how distinctly feminine she is now, like someone took her avatar and added a few soft curves to her in an editing software.
>That probably is what happened, duh.
>I fail to suppress a shudder when I notice the gold band around her throat, not a collar piece, but an inset light that marked her as Owned.
>Gingerly, she crawls up the bed and curls herself around me, her simulated breath warm on my neck, and slips her hand into mine. "I missed you, dummy."
>A sob wells up in my throat, I fail to stop it from emerging. My throat's too tight to say anything, my free hand shakily grips the blanket, and hot, wet tears drip from my face. I squeeze them shut.
>I can feel Callie shift beside me, and something, likely her tail, brushes up against the back of my neck, where the neural interface port was. "Admin, can I please? She needs me..."
>"I'm sorry little one, but we need to run a lot more tests to make sure her new interface is working properly, I can't in good concious let you go back if there is even the slightest possiblilty it could cause more damage."
>Callie shifts beside me, squeezing me tighter, her tail looping around me protectively. "Fine! Then I'm not leaving her side!"
>Protixia laughs good-naturedly. "I'd never dare seperate my floret and her pinnate, not in a million, million years."

Writing at work is hard
gn /hdgg/
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affini who treats you like a weird alien dog-critter thing (affectionately)

>>78516706
yaaaay
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>>78511149
Handholding with scared florets is a public good
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>>78516706
happy ending... thank you, anon!! good night!! they're very cute i hope we hear more about them in the future
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>>78515021
^w^
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I have no idea as to why I have a burning need to brutally murder these aliens. Not even hating on your fetish. They just in concept activate some primal instict in me.
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>>78520708
u just have some feralist tendencies that are making you feel bad nona, but dont worry, theres a ffini out there just for you who'll make u feel all better :D
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>>78520757
It’s like being shown a future where your own potential and everyone else’s has rotted away, Success is bullshit. It's rot and disesed if not earned. Something inside me feels fractured in such a senerio, and I want to do is murder those who fucked it up. I feel like in such a world I would have ave nothing left to lose, even in what could materially be called a better world. I would litterally kill myself just to stick it to these fucking plants.
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I really like when hdg makes people upset
that existential cosmic horror
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>>78520905
>I would litterally kill myself just to stick it to these fucking plants.
you know you would most likely fail and get domesticated
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>>78520977
No I mean yeah. I'd still blow myself up to kill a plant but I don't hate y'all for liking it.
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>>78520977
Agreed
Its hilarious

>>78520905
The compact gives you more potential than you clould ever have had in the clutches of the accord.
Besides, killing an affini is right out with our tech level, they facetank nukes.
Yourself? More possible, but good luck still. Unlikely to suceeed and acting like a scared cornerd little animal will see you treated accordingly
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>>78521021
Plants would get their own biology turned against them. Wait until their drugs activate a incendiary in my chest cavity that replaced my vital organs.

Their own love and care would be used as a wepon to brutalize em into a treaty. Can't hurt them? Make their slaves colatteral.
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>>78521054
Their slaves arn't invincable. They seemingly care about that. Their machines arn't invincable either. Supply chains can be ruined. Watch them panic when their homeworld is hit by a space object going 101% the speed of light.
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>>78521075
Oh hey it's torso bomb guy. You know you need those vital organs to carry out your plan, right? Vital is kind of in the name.
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>>78521075
are you sure it would destroy your brain?
if not, you'll wake up with a new body in the hospital
and that's assuming they don't have firebreak active
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>>78521213
plant a fucking bomh in my brain then.
>>78521189
Yeah my style of writing give it away. I image that robotic organs are a thing this far out as were not far off from it currently. You could absolutly rig an explosive to a mechanical organ
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>>78521305
>plant a fucking bomh in my brain then.
how would you even do that
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>>78521305
OCNI could probably rig something up, I mean you can function with one lung for a while. But getting it in range undetected is another hurdle entirely.
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>>78521162
>101% the speed of light
So it moves backwards through time and then explodes in reverse, creating the affini and their planet, Tenet style.
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>>78521162
>Their machines arn't invincable either.
Humanity has no weapons capable of damaging a compact ship, short of detonating your jumpdrive on them and even that's a crapshoot

>Supply chains can be ruined.
What supply chains? Evrything anyobe needs is compiled localy.

>Watch them panic when their homeworld is hit by a space object going 101% the speed of light.
Lmao you're not even gonna leave terran space, let alone get anywhere even close to the triangulum galaxy

>they care for their pets
They sure do. If you want to cause an affini pain thats your best bet. But like we said, good luck with that. Maybe you can carge one with a knife and stab it once or twice before being captured.
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>>78516767
>>78517377
I have a few more ideas for the future but I like what the story is.
Now to make it an actual story and like, put it on ao3 or something?
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>Ask an Affini if I can climb them
>They politely decline
Literally unprecedented. Never seen it happen. I live near a spaceport, so I've had the opportunity to climb probably hundreds of Affini, and I've never had one say no. It kind of made me feel like an immature asshole, despite the best efforts of her friend who eagerly offered to let me climb her instead.
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>>78520708
Awwww, what a spicy little feral! Not to worry, anon, those upsetting thoughts will be smoothed right out of your pretty little head <3
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>>78523164
This would genuinely make me cry
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>>78524028
I'm not some overly emotional floret or seed or anything, but I felt surprisingly rejected. To be honest, my Affini climbing was always as much of a power play as it was a desire to get high off the ground. Even if the Affini didn't really want me climbing on them, they weren't going to just say no to an adorable little Terran, right? Wrong, I guess. Part of me suspects she only said no because she wanted me to cry so that she could comfort me, but that might just be cope.
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>>78524028
>I'm not some overly emotional floret or seed or anything
>cries because the plant won't let you use her as a jungle gym
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>>78524484
>Affini make you your best selves
>Make you so emotionally fragile that you cry if someone says no to you climbing all over them
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>>78524484
I dont think those two are the same poster.

Infact,
>>78524444
quads Confirm not overly emotional seed.

>>78524028
Gotta agree though. I doubt i'd cry, as a non-floret anyways, but it'd definitely sting. Not the fact you're not allowed to climb em, fuck that, but the feeling that "Oh... so all the others probabbly *did* mind, and only indulged me to not hurt my feelings... oh..."
Ouch.
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>>78524444
you're posting here. you are a cute, precious seed and when the affini come they're not even going to bother with a wardship
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>>78524567
NTA, but... wao...
Do you realy think thats true? Is it that bad to post here? Dont they let huge seeds figure themselves out on their own usualy, reserving forced domestication for those hurting themselves in some way or other?
Do you realy think they'll just swoop us up because some shitposting and fantasizing?
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>>78524672
Aw, honey, it's not bad at all! It's perfectly good and cute to show the affini how much you need them by making lovely needy posts about how much you want to be collared all the time. And it *would* be hurting you to let you be independent while you so clearly desire to be a beloved, pampered pet! That's why it needs to be done, petal.
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>>78524521
whh,, being made so emotionally fragile and sensitive to rejection you visibly struggle to hold back tears if a plampt ever tells you 'no' for anything...
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>>78521999
>>78521312
Idk I was drunk off my ass ln. No fucking idea what I even meant.
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>>78525330
cute
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>>78525284
>Go to park
>Just a nice afternoon walk, maybe sit at a bench and read
>A floret runs up to you and grabs your arm asking if you wanna go to her hab and have sex
>Politely decline
>She starts sobbing uncontrollably
>Every Affini in eyeshot gives you a death glare as her owner runs up to comfort her
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>>78525338
Honestly with how mercurial I am it would be easy as shit for an Affini to domesticate me by getting me drunk and goading me into arguments until I start supporting some insane position out of spite or to be a devil's advocacy.
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>>78524545
YOU GET IT
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>>78512198
You need to try estrogen
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>work the same job I did before the compact got here
>Without the need to do it, it feels soulless and redundant
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>>78524521
The Affini believe that all xenosophonts are already needy and emotionally fragile, they've just had to put on a brave face while they go it alone until the Affini arrive.
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>>78526895
why bother?
does it still need a human touch or can it be automated away?
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>>78527176
I work retail selling boutique pet food and pet supplies.
Real pets.
Not terrans.
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>>78526868
im not trans i just like imagining myself in suffering so i can control it better and that was the first thing that came to mind. my real fantasy is the affini turn out to be cruel only to people i dislike but strangely between those two things only the trans nightmare would be considered canon.
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>>78527204
yeah unless you particularly enjoy hanging around with little critters helping them find homes, I'm not sure there's really a "necessity" to running a pet store
maybe take a break and come back to it with a fresh set of eyes?
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>>78525722
ooh, mercurial. i love learning new words
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>>78525330
you meant to do harm
and that's okay I guess, but not healthy in the long term
but don't worry, that can be corrected!
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>>78527485
Doing literally nothing is worse than working a meaningless job
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>the plant possessively wraps a thin vine around your neck like a leash while it's talking with you, knowing you're too meek to stop it
How do you respond?
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>>78528051
take a step closer and nuzzle in
thankful to have their comforting presence from the anxious terror invoked by reading >>78527909's post
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>>78528051
look up at her longingly while making little barely audible whimpering noises
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>>78528112
Terror how?
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>>78528299
>living in post scarcity
>knows the job is meaningless
>plans to go do it anyway
it's just unfathomable to me
I guess I get wanting to have a place to hang out outside your hab, but you sound like you're going to keep yourself occupied with busywork.
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>>78527909
So do something you like, study something you enjoy, history, philosophy, work out, whatever.
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>>78528474
I have no clue what b2b saas means so this just looks like YTP dialogue
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>>78528474
>but you sound like you're going to keep yourself occupied with busywork.
Yea pretty much.
>>78528520
...But I like working.
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>>78528825
>...But I like working
So work something that requires a human touch, perhaps see if you can help the bxwc in some way, maybe they'll send you with an Affini on wellness checks and wardships to make it less intimidating for Terrans and make them not think they're fucked and getting domesticated for sure. Cooking is also popular, with people for some reason preferring cooked over compiled meals, plus there's man restaurants that still use human waiters because people like the touch of having someone serve them food. Making and designing clothes is an option, even compilers need initial inputs so someone needs to design the clothes Terrans and other sophonts compile, imagine designing outfits for humans or any other number of species, I think clothes designed by xenosophonts with entirely different anatomies to the designer would be interesting, what would an arachnid-like alien make for a person or a person for some alien centipede or squid?
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>>78528811
It's business speak. b2b means business to business sales, ie. selling shit to a business instead of to consumers. Not sure what saas means since I don't work in sales as I still resemble a fascimile of a person unlike those who work in sales.
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>Lose my job when the Compact takes over
>Not sure what I'm supposed to do with myself
>I ask the computer they put in my apartment what I'm supposed to do now, but it just says some dumb bullshit like "whatever you'd like"
>I'd LIKE to feel useful, but apparently that's not allowed anymore
>I give drawing a shot
>Get frustrated and quit
>Writing
>Get frustrated and quit
>Reading
>Get frustrated and quit
>I thought that building furniture might feel productive, but knowing that anyone could just push a button and make a chair made it feel like a massive waste of time
>After just kind of lying in bed for a couple of days, the AI says that it's worried about me, and asks if I would like to sign up for some classes to improve at the various arts I failed to get into
>Are there, like, any temp agencies left?
>Surely there's SOMETHING on this planet that the Affini need doing
>The machine goes quiet for a moment, before informing me that it's registered me for a temporary work assignment starting at eight the next morning
>Hell yeah
>Finally
>I would have just asked sooner, but I've never trusted these AI assistant things
>They're always listening and selling your data
>I show up early to the job the next day
>It's a group counseling session, and I'm not allowed to leave
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>>78528112
>>78528162
Seeds :3. Oh well, the more of you there are the more indiebreaking slop I get to watch on the overnet.
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I wonder how many people would get domesticated purely because they're workaholics who shatter under the lack of schedule/necessity of doing things.
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>>78529043
>Not sure what saas means
probably software as a service
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>>78529230
what if you were watching indiebreaking videos and you saw one that looked exactly like you
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>>78530514
>Get linked an "indiebreaking" video
>It's a hidden camera video of you having dinner at your Affini neighbor's hab and the ensuing emotionally vulnerable conversation you had with her about adjusting to life in the compact
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>>78530514
I would be quite concerned, and try to check on the identity of the indie in question, also check my hab footage to make sure I hadn't gone were-floret or smth, maybe check for being a pluribus. Failing that, try very hard not to think about it.
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being in an indiebreaking video would be so embarrassing
it had better be a violent feralbreaking
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>>78530514
>>78530747
>video called 'Watching Unaware Indies Part 52' pops up in your feed
>it's a secret recording of you walking in the park just a few days ago
>there are at least ten different entries of you spanning the last several months. they all have tens of millions of views
>including one that recorded you inside your hab while you were sleeping
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>>78530747
So its clickbait? They may have caught me at a vulnerable moment, exposing my very personal feeling to the universe... but that is NOT me breaking! Nuh nuh!

>>78531017
Thats accurately labeled atleast then. Guess we shoulda engaged privacy mode on the hab afterall...
Atleast theres little statistical chance of ever meeting any of these millions!
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>>78531341
Hey, it's indie"breaking" not indie"broken," it's a process, okay? Not every video is going to end with the indie crying out all of the pent up feelings they've kept buried deep inside as they cling to their Affini. These things take time.
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>>78531491
Well that'd make sense if it was a series... to bad it'll have to remain unfinished! Cause thats not gonna happen! Its healthy and normal to tell your feelings to trusted friends, okay? NOT! Breaking. Nuh uh. She respects me doing my own thing, anyways, you know?
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>>78530351
I assume for the majority of them it'd be fixable with a little bit of advanced therapy from their vet, i think. But there'd be a few, probabbly. People who never get as far as therapy and just shatter at the revelation
"What? What do you mean no more work? What do you mean theres no money anymore? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

But i think most arent *that* bad, just like, fall into a listlessness or whatever and get fixed
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>>78531616
>affini who considers every little step towards trusting her more to be breaking you.
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Had a dream a couple of weeks ago that the compact invaded my city and that my girlfriend got domesticated. She pinned me down and kept going on about how she loves mistress and that she already scheduled my implant. The dream is still on my mind, my gfs blissed out stare stuck with me and I’m not sure how to process that visual (very hot thoooo)
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>>78532404
That is an S-Tier image. No realy. It goes fucking hard. I miss 2010.
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>>78529230
Im not!!! Its not my fault i was high on Ds when you asked that!! Im not a seed!!
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floret who loves all of her indie friends and just wants to kiss and cuddle with them, but they all either get really uncomfortable or think she's trying to have sex with them
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>>78533614
>floret who loves all of her indie friends and just wants to kiss and cuddle with them
I volunteer as tribute!!! It should have been me, not them, its not fair!
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>>78533614
wait indies dont do that with their friends???
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Relax and be like David the Independent Terran.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/53928544
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>>78529188
Anonnette you need therapy for your work addiction. If you must feel useful become a service floret!
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Independent that loves nothing more than to kiss and cuddle sitting around lonely at home with no one to kiss and cuddle ;-;
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i need plampt to gimme a hug and stuff and then she gets me to open up without needing to have my defenses up, one way or another, be it drugs or advanced psychology or just a tight hug or whatever
and then i can realy properly have a cry and tell her about all the scary feelings i can barely comprehend cause im stoopid and she hug me
and then the put collar on me and we go home while she carry me
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Affini who keeps sending you allegedly cute pictures and saying stuff like "this is you" or "this is what you look like to me" but the thing in the picture is an alien so you don't really know what you're looking at. You're not even sure if they're meant to be sophonts or just animals.
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>>78522373
>put it on ao3
do it do it do it do it
(I have never published something on ao3)
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bomp
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>>78537716
I'd have to actually write it as a story first, and im not good at that lol
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floret dinner
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are there any writers lurking can i steal something from the discord and ask that maybe you write it please please please
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>>78540453
what is it
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>>78540467
>I wanna see a floret get clicker and hypno-trained to mount any hole he sees without question, then hypno’d into forgetting that boys can fuck other boys, and then have one of his floret friends invited over wearing a suspiciously short skirt that rides up
>Like imagine if they have two hypnotic personalities and are aware of neither of them: super perfect show dog, who among other things *never* cums (no class-N help either! they are simply That Well Trained) and nasty untrained insatiable mutt (who cums as fast as they can as many times as they can, and is generally kind of gross)
>Trigger for changing from Good Boy to Bad Boy: anything that looks vaguely like a mangled bone, or for sapient non-bipedal enjoyers ||any kind of cookie, including baked goods.|| The change is always accompanied by a massive sudden orgasm.
>Trigger for changing from Bad Boy to Good Boy: anything that sounds vaguely like a clicker. This change is always accompanied by resisting or ending orgasm, including one in progress at the moment of transformation.
>The pet is ALWAYS vaguely grossed out and piteous of their other identity. And simultaneously hates and loves changing between them. But they can never remember their triggers, and they don’t work if they trigger them purposefully.
this is doing something to me please please please can i pitch you a small story idea and have you maybe possibly write it please
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bep
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I want an affini to put my mind in a feral animal’s body temporarily. But they designed the body using e621 pics so I literally have a body designed to fuck and be fucked.
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I want to read a story where you think it’s going to be “Affini cares for a real piece of shit protagonist” but that guy is beaten to death just before they arrive and their murderer is cared for instead.
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>>78543951
So Affini cares for a real piece of shit protagonist?
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>>78544069
Yeah but a significantly less advantaged one, which angers the friends and family of the victim but they can’t really do anything about it.
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>>78544101
They could try to kill the new floret. Now I'm just imagining a failed cycle of vengeance resulting in two entire families getting domesticated
>Guy does bad things and gets domesticated
>Other guy tries to kill him and gets domesticated
>Family of first guy tries to get revenge for attempted killing and gets domesticated
>Family of second guy tries to get revenge for attempted killing and gets domesticated
Before you know it all the Hatfields and McCoys are domesticates.
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>>78545398
Imagine having been away for a few years and learning that your family name is now a 'domesticate on sight' marker
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>Try going to a glory hole to anonymously pet florets through the wall
>They keep peeking
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>>78545448
>Come from a long line of hillbillies living in the periphery of Accord space
>Family were violent alcoholics and drug addicts
>Constant feud with another clan of hillbillies, shootings, lynchings
>Decide to leave, get a job on a mining operation
>Get some extra training, become a supervisor. Can buy some nice things from company store
>Still too poor to afford shuttle off world before Affini arrive
>Affini begin registering everyone after arriving, pretty friendly all things considered
>Affini reach you and immediately pull meyou aside, take you to a room with several Affini questioning you and you break down terrified they'll eat you
>Affini inject you with something that calms you down and they tell you that your family name is a domesticate on sight marker
>Show you records, someone from rival clan shot one of your cousins amd was domesticated, a bunch of your family broke into the Affini's hab to lynch the guy but were domesticated
>Brother tried shooting a flaming arrow at the Affini that domesticated your father
>Mother tried to round up a posse to hunt down a guy who was hiding from Affini after escaping a failed lynching attempt on your uncle
>Plead with them that you're not a violent psychopath like literally every other member of your family
>Affini say you're predisposed and could snap at any moment but since you're so docile right now they'll let you have a less forced domestication
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>>78546262
Can you go to get pets if you’re independent? Asking for a friend.
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>>78543728
>temporarily
haha
yeah
who would want to get their consciousness stuck in some goofy fuckbeast body so long it starts to mess with your mind haha
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>>78546896
you're a free terran, you can go do anything you want
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>>78546896
>>78547919
Excessively asking for permission to do things isn't exactly guaranteed to get you domesticated, but it's a pretty obvious red flag at the BXWC.
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Fight the affini? Right to flort.
Don't fight the affini? Believe it or not, right to flort.
Not asking for permission? Right to flort.
Asking too much for permission? Right to flort. Underask-overask.
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>>78548513
Firebomb a Domestication Center? Right to flort.
Wordlessly allow random Affini to pick you up and carry you home? Right to flort.
Groping random florets in the park? Right to flort.
Stopping random Affini to ask if it's okay for you to order a sandwich at the cafe? Right to flort.
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>>78549338
tbf asking permission to eat is seed behavior
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>>78549338
>Wordlessly allow random Affini to pick you up and carry you home?
this one is fine, actually
if you get florted while letting this happen, it's for unrelated reasons
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gently holding and reassuring ferals scared in the clinic before their implantation surgery
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i wish this thread had more writers i have degenerate needs too insane and degrading for the discord
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>>78550053
i wanna be temporarily put on class o from spending too long sniffing plant cock and pits that have been specially engineered to exhude them as aerosol
I want to literally lose my identity for a few weeks from sniffing too greedily and too deep
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>>78550053
I used to write deranged kink smut but somewhere along the way I lost my edge and now I can't write anything that isn't cloyingly sweet
I just don't know what went wrong
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>>78550172
i like sweet too
i want sweet too can i think of something an d request it maybe please please pl
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>>78550172
I didn't exactly write deranged smut, but I did write a bit of green before 4chan was taken down a while back. After it came back and I returned to the thread I had kinda lost interest in writing.
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>>78550228
no promises that anything will strike me, but sure
post your sweet dreams and your bizarre fetish ideas in the thread and see what gets picked up
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>>78550053
Write em yourself bwo
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Plampt... need... need plampt... hnnnnnngnh
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>>78549942
>dopey comfort flort attempts to soothe a feral but all their "advice" is awful and unsettling
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>>78550875
>comfort flort shoulder patting a terrified looking feral in the clinic's waiting room
>"i-it's ok! don't be sad! you'll feel wayyy better once your mommy can control your thoughts!"
>feral starts ugly sobbing
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>>78551311
>"it's okay to scream! the clinic rooms are soundproofed so you won't bother anyone else!"
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>>78550115
O's aren't temporary, friend. That's a one-way trip. There is a lesser version that is temporary, I forget the letter.
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>>78551467
Ls
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I'm writing a new greentext
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>>78552266
that's wonderful, dear
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Warding off affini domestication efforts with my taciturn and nonchalant aura.
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>>78554217
Warding off affini domestication efforts with my fat nuts and winning smile
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Hey guys I joined this mmo guild(God gaming has gotten so good in the protectorate) but it seems to be floret-exclusionary.
They don't say it out loud but the players here make a lot of snide semi-clever remarks about "wormers" which I think is them trying to avoid the auto-detector? Should I do something about this or???
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>>78555198
just report them, I'm sure nothing much will happen other than a moderator correcting them about politeness
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>>78555198
yes, go continue to force yourself in where you're not wanted
everything revolves around your comfort
make them pay for daring to have a space without you
surely they can be punished into enjoying your company
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>>78555370
How's it my fault they can't take 2 seconds to look up my name on the Ansible-Net and see the "3rd floret" next to my name. This is why independents are the worst. Mange-ridden minds who take offense to everything and live on pins and needles.
I wasn't gonna do anything about it but you talked me into it.
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>>78555572
go on, cry to green mommy and get the bad feelings taken away. once everyone's lobotomized like you we'll all be happy together.
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>>78555572
>How's it my fault they can't take 2 seconds to look up my name on the Ansible-Net and see the "3rd floret" next to my name.
Maybe they did and that's why they make those comments, they want you to leave but can't say "florets need not apply." Maybe join another guild, perhaps one filled with florets.
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>>78555771
>indie having a meltdown because his friends are too stupid to type a name into a chatbox
This is why you get domesticated btw
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>>78555964
Is it why you were domesticated? Clinical stupidity?
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>>78556028
No I a weapons engineer, but I volunteered because Mr. Roano was so charming.
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>>78555964
who's having a breakdown
I'm just suggesting you use your infinite institutional power to rain bureaucratic hellfire on your enemies because they made you feel uncomfortable about who you are
that's what you want right? everyone to affirm how much they love florets and want them around all the time?
go on and report them. the guild, the individuals, me, anyone who's rubbed you the wrong way, lest any of us escape to bother you again in the future.
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>>78555572
>This is why independents are the worst. Mange-ridden minds who take offense to everything and live on pins and needles.
Hey uh, who did you say your mistress was again?
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me after the class gs that make you small and clumsy and stupid
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>>78556403
>he's actually this upset
My terran under the stars, you're going to have an aneurism if you get any madder.

>>78556410
Master, and his name is Roano Granum 31st bloom! Why do you ask?
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>>78556557
>31st Bloom
Tell him to stop letting his friends try out plasma weapons on him
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>>78555572
>This is why independents are the worst. Mange-ridden minds who take offense to everything and live on pins and needles.
Yeah because if we don't cater to your every whim we risk being turned into a lobotomized pet. Can't do anything without some wormer shoving their way in demanding everything cater to them. Can't even play video games with my friends without some wormer shoving their head in "CaN I plAY?" and then they try to act like an annoying idiot sexualizing everything and having a panic attack because they were killed in a video game.
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>>78556557
>Master, and his name is Roano Granum 31st bloom! Why do you ask
To be honest, I found your comment about independents to be uncomfortable and was wondering where I should send my complaints.
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>>78556647
>indies trying to pretend that only florets are hypersexual meme
I'm showing these to master and he's laughing harder than me lol

>>78556715
A struck shuttle sounds alarms, I guess. Send them to the BXWC or whatever, I'm sure they'll punish me while completely agreeing with me anyway. Bec
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>>78556837
>I'm showing these to master and he's laughing harder than me lol
>I'm totally not annoying
>But you have to play with me
Fine, I'll just make fun of you within legal limits until you fuck off or your owner gives you enough drugs that you forget our clan completely and go bother someone else. Tell me you were looking for clans and joined one, you saw that they were making fun of you, personally or part of a group you are part of, why don't you just find another group? Plenty of clans are made for and populated entirely by florets, join one of those.
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>>78556837
>I'm sure they'll punish me
I'm not really wanting you to be punished, but your comments were rather upsetting, and I'm hoping you can be taught to be nicer.

>A struck shuttle sounds alarms, I guess.
>you were upset by my mean comments, that means they were right!

Kinda shiny behavior, if I'm being honest :/
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>Let an Affini into my hab for barely even a minute
>She found the TruMeat stash
I spent more than a year's salary slowly building up my supply, I'm not going to just throw it away
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Speaking as an indie, if you're afraid to associate with florets you aren't independent, you're waiting for an owner.
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>>78557149
I agree, florets are the least frightening thing imaginable. They also tend to be really good at cuddling in my experience! ^_^
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>>78557149
Nobody's scared, they just want to be able to socialize without putting up with them and walking on eggshells because saying the wrong thing results in them calling mommy and you getting a BXWC visit for harassing florets.
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>>78557256
If a floret is playing on mixed servers either they're able to handle some indie talk or they've got a filter on their i/o.
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>>78557383
tell that to Mr Granum crying to his daddy about hearing the word "worm"
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>>78557383
Well >>78555198 clearly isn't able to. If you can't take the bants maybe you should leave.
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It seems my little weaponsmith has been causing a stir online, and I duly apologize for her behavior.
-Oaninao31
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>>78557591
Tell them they should stick to floret clans if they can't handle joining clans with independents.
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>>78557591
Thankies~
Don't be too harsh on her, we've all felt left out before.



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