You people are lazy editionA thread for weeby eternal virgins, pussyfree losers, and those who have no hopes of ever fucking real women! If you've given up on ever getting pussy or just prefer being a porn-addicted hand-fucker from now on then this is the thread for you!More material:https://hgoon.booru.org/https://censored.booru.org/Resources:https://rentry.org/pfgPrevious: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/78502605/
>spoke with cute and hot 25+ yo tranners when I was 18 and none of them forced / manipulated / gaslit me into becoming a hot slut like thisLife is painful
another thread, another day deeper into locktober...
Mommy who wants to remove my balls because I keep begging her for handjobs too much...
That would suck
I've been gooning to girls locked in chastity A LOT this month. And I've been chatting with locked girls too.I get super fucking dumb and subby and impressionable when I goon while high. A little "worried" I'm gonna start wanting to cage myself.
>>78546232Nothing wrong with wanting to show solidarity with the girls you chat with. You can do it for a day or a few hours.
>>78544450But if I take your balls I can't slap, squeeze or kick them anymore!
Mommy-sih domme who wants to keep me locked virgin for life.Because other women are scary and mean and only after my body so she will make sure that won't happen~
Tfw no Euro sissy harem
Big 2d boobies keeping me a virgin <3
>>78546521I'm willing to join if you get me cute clothes and maybe fake tits and ass (and hormones if you're into that) in exchange of receiving free sex and cuddles 24/7
>>78543315ai took my job...
>>78546521we europoors are a proud and noble race, beyond the sissy-hypno propaganda
>>78546568>tfw sissy but don't want to be cagedI just want to flaunt my fat sissy cock
>>78546541I'm all ears.>>78546568I know and I love you for it!>>78546578Vasectomy.
Came while riding a small flared dildo the other night and now I'm hooked. I can already tell I'm going to be spending thousands on expanding my dildo collection. Next purchase will be a slightly bigger and firmer horse cock dildo from bad dragon. Probably either Chance or Nokken. Still deciding.
>>78546535Based
>>78546812Hot, I love the designs of bad dragon but I just can’t justify the prices
i smoked too much last night...
>>78548830Hope you feel alright now!BTW, I'm the anon you were talking to last night, and I just wanted to let you know that I came buckets to our little conversation (and your pics)!
>>78548830Do you think I could get high off of smelling you and eating your cum?
>>78548869thank you! i am glad!>>78548874yes probably! i still stink like weed and sweat...
>>78547402<3
>>78543486Kys
>>78543315me frfr with my fagvibes
>>78550325Is that a thicc midget on your pic? Imagine if people with dwarfism were built like shortstacks, it would've been super hot
>>78543486I want to french kiss those fucking nuts for hours~
>TFW far too busy to participate in LocktoberLife is cruel...What was up with all the Finnish fetishization a few threads ago anyway?
>>78550325You don't Happen to have Sauce on that do you?
me
>>78546535Same.
>>78551336You do that and I will kiss her greasy butthole
>>78552260hey wanna smoke a bowl and let me make out with ur belly button
>>78553307Only if we swap afterward so I can cover her hole in kisses, too!
virgin goon rod obliteration hole
>>78543486>Posted in a trans thread years ago hoping to get groomed they l tell me to look up detransFML
>>78555908Should I give my Virginity to a black woman?Even I will pay one, odd I will only jerk off to black women from 12 weeks.
>>78546232I wish I had a cage just to get you too goon to me
id really like pumpbuds but im too much of a gooner for /dft/, life is tuff
>>78543315i'm gonna be afucking loser forever
>>78556755That's us servicing fat cock :3
>just asked a trans escort if she showered with scented soap and apologized when she said yes.She got mad at me fuck my life.
>>78552024real shame, it is fun but not like the dates are set in stone. I started few weeks early, but it is nice how popular it is.>What was up with all the Finnish fetishization a few threads ago anyway?some weird fetish thing I guess, there's been odd demand for euro subs in general lately...stop fetishizing finns~
>>78552024nnndon't touch your dick december
>>78557662I love edits like this, it's a shame that they're so uncommon. A skinny gooner is no gooner at all. Every gooner should be a big fat fatty.
>>78558101You'll love this one, nonny!
>>78556127Found a keeper one Wish me luck
>>78558355>Cheaper*And they are 35 instead of 34 which is still much older then me
>>78559582miku turned into a fat doggy?
>the kind of pokemon art that I used to fap to 13 years ago vs. the kind of fetish trash that I goon to todayI love being a degenerate freak
>>78559798I want a scolipede to collapse ontop of me
>>78560053I want to get cumflated by a scolipede
>>78560434Tied up belly riding and inflated, leaking as he shows you off like a trophy in public.
>>78560524Fuck... Gigantic, sexy bug-horse parading me around proudly while I look pregnant full of his thick gunk...
>>78560570Finding a crowded area to release you... Just to make you clean up the mess you made in front of everyone.
>>78560714Everyone's gonna know I'm a disgusting bug-lover who gets railed by fat centipede cock~
>>78561156They knew that anyway, you're always surrounded by the reek of bug ass and cum!
>>78561245I'm so used to being covered in Scolipede ass-funk and nut-sludge that I'm nose-blind to it — but everyone else can certainly tell!
>>78558489>>78558355>>78557799KILLMEPLREASETHAT WAS SOO BADI DONT WANT TO BE HARD EVER AGAIN like ever ever
>>78557662fuuuck that's hot
>>78557847>stop fetishizing finns~Never!
good night pfg>>78563385kisses your cute cock goodnight
I can't stop putting transness on pornFuta? TransitionedFemale? Ignore the pussy, she's transMale? Tell myself that through all the masculinity it's still a she
>>78563943You sound like me. Whenever I see cis women I just imagine they're trans.
>jobless virgin shut-in ESL sends me another unfunny /pol/ meme
>>78557968its denial december bro
>>78557847>>78557968I'll be too busy for long term chastity well into next year unfortunately... Gonna have to make my own challenge from the looks of it>>78563243How rude!
>>78563243You will halt such lewd activities this instant...>>78565419surely you will figure something out, try something new or set an achievable goal~And don't encourage that dude...
hello again people!how is the pussy free lifestyle going? I'm relapsing hard recently. especially plapping my balls. it feels so nice but i worry i'm doing it too often.
>>78552024can't speak for what happened in any threads but all the finns i've met from here have been VERY cute "boys"
>>78565484I guess I could, though following rules or orders is just so much easier than figuring something out myself~And surely he'll stop if asked nicely!>>78565839Oh, the kind of boys addicted to denial and being ordered around?
>>78565993now you're just winding up, I made it clear this is not acceptable behaviour...>>78565839and don't you start as well...
>>78566824chin li is hot
>>78566880glad the feet are still visiblesexy lady
yikes lol
I want some locked up permavirgin to listen to me pump while I send them porn they can’t touch themselves to and hear them go crazy
>>78566967hot. if i had a cage i would ngl
>>78567103If you got a discord we could do it even if you didn’t have one~
>>78567156ooh true.have discord but its late for me atmwhats yours?
>>78566967I like chastity but I would never go permanent
